FF7 Remake

>gets asked to make a remake of ffvii
>starts writing a fanfic BASED on his own game

why is he like this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah...
    Basically the worst remake ever made.
    And a shit action game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The combat is good though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's unironically the best remake ever made

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it either, all he had to do was make the same game again with better graphics

      FF7 Remake and Rebirth they sucks ass

      Forgot to add, if he had done this, they would have just been printing money

      I've noticed that people who hate the remake are genuinely stupid like these anons. Why is that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A 1:1 remake would be the most barren game ever made with places like Kalm having literally 0 content

        It's unironically the best remake ever made

        Nah it would've sold even less. Everything from the original is in the remakes + more

        same gay

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it either, all he had to do was make the same game again with better graphics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add, if he had done this, they would have just been printing money

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it would've sold even less. Everything from the original is in the remakes + more

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except all the areas, the combat, the original story.

          homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >+ more
          I guess people care if the more is good or bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what i've been thinking ever since i found out about all the "new lore".
      They would've just made the exact same game with better graphics, and they would've had a money printing machine on their hands. But square enix is owned by a bunch of monkeys using computers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A 1:1 remake would be the most barren game ever made with places like Kalm having literally 0 content

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are already mods to upscale the environments and models

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's probably more people playing the original modded FF7 than the remake.

        Reminder: FF7 remake sales were unremarkable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep seeing this take and it's the most midwit shit I've ever heard.
      >Good game + better graphics = money
      It's almost infantile how stupid the idea is; part of the charm of the original IS the graphics. No matter how they updated the game, improved graphics and voice-acting were always going to change the mood and feel. It could have been a 1:1 remake and you would still find something to complain about.
      The bigger takeaway from all this that you are missing is that people don't really care about FF7 much anymore. I don't think this 1:1 remake would have sold the way the you think it would have. The Remakes have their issues, but Rebirth was essentially everything people asked for out of a remake (huge world, expanded towns, better combat, improved minigames, fanservice and nods to original) and people still shit on it. I'm convinced if you don't like Rebirth, you don't really like the original FF7. That, or you're too much in your own way to enjoy something well made.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people still shit on it
        what parts do people shit on?
        because from what ive seen it seems like its just the shit that was added or changed and not the things that are faithful to the original which undermines your point about people not wanting a 1:1 remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People would have complained no matter what we got. That's why we can easily dismiss all criticisms as invalid by default.
        Don't like Chadley? If he wasn't in the game or there was something else in his place, they'd complain about something else. So all complaints about Chadley are moot.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Remake and Rebirth they sucks ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing thru remake right now. Aside from succumbing to the "make enemies bullet sponges to prolong fights to create ~~*difficulty*~~" meme, the game itself is decent enough.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for a few hours.
    Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.

    For example, FF7 being split into several alternate dimensions is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
    Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This just sounds like brainrot anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though. Everyone who b***hes about the new story refuse to engage in theory crafting. That's where you learn that it's all good regardless of what happens.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Theory crafting is fricking dumb. Its just an excuse to say you have no idea what is actually happening. Its not even “2deep4u” its just a mess.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Theory crafting is fricking dumb.
            go and tell this to fromsoftware, who can't write a cohorent story to save their ass

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Amored Core 6 is the first story of theirs I actually enjoyed

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fromsoftware does that and its game’s plot are barely part of the game. You can enjoy dark souls without thinking about the story at all. Ff7 is about its story, and they fricked it up with nonsense multiverse horseshit everyone has been sick of for years, and ultimately adds nothing to the game for having been changed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you havent considered anything that doesnt fit your narrative. Poor scared kid.
        Meanwhile you just watch whatever review fits your narrative and stay with that. You dont watch "autstici 12 year old" videos You dont watch any other kind of review that maybe doesnt fit your narrative because you are a scared little manchild, afraid of facing a new perspective or other truth.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My sincere apologies for not being entertained by colorful keys being jiggled right in front of my face, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you want to hate everything in the world like a bitter manchild go ahead, but leave these threads to the real fans so we can discuss the seven beagleverses without you shitposting.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then go ahead and discuss the seven beagleverses in the other threads if my "shitposting" bothers you so much, anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one who is posting about a game you hate instead of moving on you manchild

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're screaming at me for it because "nooo i want to discuss other things nooo" instead of just exiting the thread and doing that. how are you any less of a manchild than me then?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you still here? You're scared to watch theory videos and learn why you're wrong to dislike the plot of remake. If you're not open to that then why stay? You think remake is bad because it's different. Ok fine we heard you, you can go now. But instead you stay to repeat yourself.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Remake
                >Different

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's the same... but with extra stuff that makes it 100 times longer and includes lots of new characters
                So... different.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's the same
                >plays completely different
                >all new characters and stories
                >only has extras
                Are you moronic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are YOU still are? Do you think square is going to give you the games for free if you suck their dick hard enough for a fanfic tier remake?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >waaah I hate remake because it's different
                Ok heard you, you can go now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok heard you, you can go now

                sure. hope you get your games after all that gargling.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All the other worlds were destroyed leaving only beagleverse and corgiverse.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is why this game is moronic. Ff7 had nothing to do with 7 “begalverses” wtf is this bullshit, nothing matters, just go to a new universe and find a new Cloud, garbage bullshit plot.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blew my mind realising he wanted to do this semi-sequel thing ever since advent children

    i always thought it was just bandwagoning on the popularity of the evangelion remake movies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FFVII is no longer a story about anything. It's now just a product for people who want to see the characters waved around in front of their eyes in a consequence free world that goes on forever and ever like the MCU.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It never was any good

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's his own game?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who don't like rebirth are autistic bald boomers who love tranime

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It feels so shit to do all the side stuff then go back to the main story and get no payoff for it cause it's fanfic-tier garbage now

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly he didn't want to work on this but because all of his other games sucked he's forced to. So now he's being a petty c**t and ruining it for everyone.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's got a chip on his shoulder that Sakaguchi's games are still more popular and has been trying to tie his stuff into those worlds ever since.
      He doesn't see that the standalone story nature of Final Fantasy was part of the appeal and a Kingdom hearts approach only distances him further.
      I enjoyed advent children at the time for its songs and battles, but only the base game has lasting appeal.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fanfic BASED on his own game

    Its been four fricking years and morons still don't know. Jesus Christ.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >taking inspiration from one of the most famously bad sequels of all time, widely lambasted for being an incoherent mess
      Checks out

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He also wrote the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I keep seeing this "um acktually" as if it's the ultimate gotcha? Even the greatest writers in the world wrote duds too. Especially if it's 30 years past their prime.

      Empire Strikes Back being good doesn't mean Attack of the Clones is good.
      And if you're just making a pedantic point about "fanfic" being used, what's the point? You and everyone else knows that means "fanfic quality" and not literal. Obviously an officially released FFVII game isn't a fanfic, but it can be written as badly as one. Does your pedantic autism require that spelled out every time?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The OP implies he's just some random homosexual who destroyed the remake, when he literally wrote the original game. English is hard, I know.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The OP implies he's just some random homosexual
          Are you fricking moronic? No, seriously, are you completely fricking moronic. Read OP again. Read it closely. Notice where OP said, "based on his own game"? So, I ask again, are you completely fricking moronic? OP is clearly stating the writer of VII is also the writer of the fanfic quality Remake. You fricking moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Negative remake posters get stomped. Simple as.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't give a flying frick if he made the original or not. A remake should be just that, a remake of the original game. Not a "new story" disguised as a remake. This NEVER works. Its the entire reason Higurashi Gou and Sotsu failed. Even the Evangelion movies despite retreading the same material never claimed to be remakes because thats fricking moronic and they knew it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've had a pedantic argument about the definition of the word remake 10,000 times before on Ganker and I'll do it again.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              we know jimbo, you've been doing this every day for 4 years

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                Hehe

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't give a frick what some homosexual anon thinks about the word remake. You're wrong. End of discussion.

              A remake is a REMAKE of the ORGINAL story. It can add new context or side stories to the original story but it must be that, the ORIGINAL Story. Not an entirely new one.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What makes you think it's an entirely new story? Because it's not.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth wins GOTY with zero competition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That speaks really highly of rebirth since there certainly competition but nothing comes close to be as amazing as rebirth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what I've started telling myself too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, Jimbo, i know. It's definitely true and not pretending to be someone else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, that’s not happening. Glad you and so many other feel so strongly though, will make the gotys this year very amusing on here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Losing to sneeddivers and troony year door

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for Re3

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he wrongly assumed that FF7 "fans" played FF7 and would be bored with the same story

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol jimbo thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even though this screenshot doesn't depict me, it makes me very upset to see it posted and I will do everything in my power to deflect attention from it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike barry who is mentally unstable, Jimbo is at least entertaining

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also Barry has been proven wrong an endless amount of times. Remember he tried to pretend Forspoken wasn't a flop? Meanwhile Jimbo was vindicated and even his biggest haters don't say otherwise. A lot of people are going to be talking about Jimbo ITT, and they'll all be agreeing with each other, but none of them will be explaining how he was wrong. Watch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What was he right about?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but none of them will be explaining how he was wrong
          Ok i will
          ...on what topic? Please explain that first

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like you were right. Three replies from different jimbo haters and none of them say how he was wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how he always talks about himself in the third person

        Also Barry has been proven wrong an endless amount of times. Remember he tried to pretend Forspoken wasn't a flop? Meanwhile Jimbo was vindicated and even his biggest haters don't say otherwise. A lot of people are going to be talking about Jimbo ITT, and they'll all be agreeing with each other, but none of them will be explaining how he was wrong. Watch.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And it made more money that OG ff7 did.
    Rebirth gets PC it's over for Jimbo

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anti FF7 thread devolves into boogeyman posting because no one actually cares about the game

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lil jimmy's daily samegay-o-rama got interrupted and now he's sulking
    my sides

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreement, expanding on your point, but not ever saying how he was wrong

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blaming Nojimbo
    Nojima gets told the scenario from higher ups. He doesn't control the story

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was all the waifu shit that ruined it for me, Remake couldn't go two seconds without having Tifa or Aeris or Jessie trying to jump on your dick
    I don't give a shit about any of you b***hes I want to see cool robots getting exploded by Cloud and Barret

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