FF9 remake. Yes? No?

FF9 remake. Yes? No?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love one but not from modern day Square-Enix.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically.
      I have 0 hopes on anything current SE puts out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s laugh at FLOPspoken first

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This easily. You do NOT WANT YOUR FAVORITE IP BEING REMADE OR GET A CARTOON/SHOW. Look what happen to Halo, Witcher, and Castlevania.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how competent the studio is.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's hardly any competent studios in current year, and that includes Japan. You'd have more luck playing russian roullete with five bullets.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, no DEPEND ON THE STUDIO. Castlevania has people that love the series, but the writers don't and shit it up with their gay shit. He-Man had actors that artists that love the series, but the writers HATE He man and frick it up. Its better it doesn't get made at all. Forspoken, scamcoin, and what happening with RE series shown you can't trust japanese companies, either. Any fall back will have media portray themselvse as the victim while circlejerking their corrupt. You honestly don't understand what you're getting into.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Forspoken, scamcoin, and what happening with RE series shown you can't trust japanese companies, either.
            This is a good point. After the last 2 gens I started to realize just because something is coming from a certain company, all the talent could be gone by now. In the same way, it's true that something can come out of any country on the planet and be certified dogshit. There's no "guaranteed always good / bad" entertainment provider.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for
      >Final Fantasy IX Remake (but only the first 7 hours padded out to 30)
      >Final Fantasy IX Intergrade (same game but we added some RTX bullshit)
      >Final Fantasy IX The First Dragoon (mobile F2P gachashit that lasts less than a year before the servers are killed)
      >Final Fantasy IX Ever Journey (we remade the same game again but worse for phones)
      >Final Fan- oops we went bankrupt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah
        People can joke about it, but FF9 doesnt have the staying power that FF7 has to become its own subseries

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neither does 7 but sure as shit it's being pushed as one.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It does tho
            Its super popular

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they are just gonna ruin in
    there really isnt much point in a remake here

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    freija sama is so comfy

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe. I'd almost rather see more games set in the same world as FF9. Ivalice received too much love.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rato sexo

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have more faith in the french with that cartoon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >westoid cartoon based on a japanese property
      yikes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not American
        Yeah.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The last two French cartoons based on video games have been great

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't realize that those were even released yet. Want to give us a link?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You’ve never heard of Wakfu and Arcane?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cartoon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >westoid cartoon based on a japanese property
      yikes

      Cartoon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is it about Vivi's kids?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, it's a direct sequel.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Neat

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unlike FF7 which is basically perfect in terms of plot I feel like FF9 could do with a bit of a rewrite for it's climax. So I'm all for it. Plus there's less 'expanded content' to ruin the pool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you won't find a single FF9 fan who thinks that the game wouldn't benefit from some additions or changes, but it's the kind of remake that would basically never happen. The game just needs some touch ups to flesh out some characters and do a better job handling some plot threads but that'd require both an immense amount of respect for the original and a careful touch that I don't think anyone at Square-Enix still has.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's true. Considering how fricking much of an insult 7Remake is, I don't trust them to do it justice. I just think that purely theoretically a remake of FF9 that changed / fleshed out / expanded on some plot points could work well compared to 7.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No
    Frick FF9

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FF9 is the best FF so kys moron u obv never played it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have played it
        I hate its fans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No
      >Frick remakes
      Fix'd

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    remove amarant
    add beatrix as a party member
    I have fixed FFIX

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd settle for a translation patch that is more accurate to the Japanese script. Starting with Zidane's name

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His name in Japanese isn't Zidane, or some tortuous phonetic approximation thereof?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      His name in Japanese isn't Zidane, or some tortuous phonetic approximation thereof?

      Jitan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's way too Japanese sounding, it'd be like changing Vivi to BiBi.

        It sounds nice as it is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I've never seen this named used. Even in games that refer to Golbeza, Tina, etc as their original names I've never come across this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not sure how I missed this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Torabairu
            >Tora
            Was he meant to symbolize a tiger or is that just coincidence?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Seems alot more monkey-like honestly, especially after Trance.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's just the coincidence as it's the Japanese transliteration of the English word "tribal" which plays into the monkey nature like

              Seems alot more monkey-like honestly, especially after Trance.

              said.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This homie cute as frick. It's a shame his highest quality version was in such a dog shit game.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Easily the worst FF protag and a fricking pervert

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Would've been the best FF protag if he molested Eiko.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shit taste. He beats Squall easily

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cute, it's a shame NT was unplayable garbage.

                Easily the worst FF protag and a fricking pervert

                >tfw you'll never be a tavern wench getting deep dicked by a perverse monkey boy

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if they expounded on your party member's backstory a bit more, sure.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >remake of anything
    NO. They couldn't even REMASTER FFIX without fricking up the game and you're asking for a REMAKE. Every Squeenix remaster AND remake has been shit. Why do you want them to ruin one of Squaresoft's best??? Fricking kys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trials of Mana remake was insanely good.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FF9 needs a lot more than just touched up graphics to be worthwhile. It needs some rewrites, cause half of the main cast is either forgotten or redundant. The plot could be exactly the same if the party never changed from Zidane, Vivi, Steiner, and Dagger.

    Quina is the most obvious throwaway character having no agency in the story whatsoever. The only times he/she is even referenced are during plot contrivances like the marriage to Vivi, or the split party to fight the elementals.

    Amarant is an example of Square's bad habit of inserting a playable character to meet an archetype quota rather than question what their place in the story is. I vaguely remember that he was meant to be a spy on the group in some capacity, but there's no motivation for this character to stay with the party for the rest of the game. but muh rivalry with Zidane. Bullshit. Square just wanted to have a monk class in the game and used the loosest terms to justify it.

    I love Freya, and so does this thread. But even we have to admit that after 20 minutes into disc 2, her arc falls off a cliff. Maybe it's thematic, Fratley forgot about her, and so did the game. It's a shame too.

    Eiko does have a bit more to do with the plot in her connection to Dagger, but I would see this bug-eyed sprite written out of the story with prejudice if it were up to me. Until Charlotte's babytalk plagued Trials of Mana, Eiko was the most annoying character Square had ever squeezed out. And it wasn't just that she was irritating in the story, her skillset was completely redundant to Dagger's White Mage/Summoner skills.

    FF9's problems are deeper than just it's story, but at least a remake would likely address the loading times.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Quina is a bonus character like Vincent from FF7 but Amarant is a bad character, yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really care about the plot as much as I care about the characters and the things they do, Quina is cute and blue magic is fun. Freya is cool and her story was some fricked up shit, she's also a cute rat. Eiko has her moments, I think she had the most plot relevance with the eidolon stuff, she basically gave us context to everything we'd learn about Garnet and made the summoner village more like a real thing rather than just a memory of something that used to exist.

      I think they included Amarant because they wanted to do the split party thing but they realized they balanced the game around 4 party members but didn't have an eighth party member. I would rather Blank had just been our 8th guy but whatever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, IX is my 3rd favourite FF game, but the distinction between Main Cast and Side Cast is just too strong to be ignored.
      I’m fine with Quina being a joke party member, but the lack of closure in Freya’s story just hurts. And I legit NEVER used Amarant, he’s Kimari-tier bench-warmer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kimari is based though. Amarant wishes he was as good or interesting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's my favorite FF game and I still think it needed to beef up the side character plot threads. The thing is that it'd actually be perfect for a remake because in a modern context, you could do all of that by just tacking on sidequests and active time events. A perfect remake would be the same game, but with modern technology and all of the time and budget for the developers to not only realize the original vision but expand it in satisfying ways. But this isn't a perfect world so it's not going to get a perfect remake.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. Just emulate the original or ports.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute feet!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > 2023
    > square making a good remake
    Instead, this is what you can expect:
    > game only lasts until lindblum
    > ghosts show up
    > timetravelling necron appears
    > at least the graphics are good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't see the appeal of FF9 whatsoever and I like the NES/SNES games, the other PS1 games (including FFT), and the PS2 games. Every character other than Vivi is aesthetically revolting and unlikeable and the animal people world is twee and insipid.
    I think most people are like me and the people that still talk to each other on social media that think FF9 is great in 2023 are a highly selected group with an oddball taste. S-E shouldn't touch FF9 with a 10-foot pole.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Truest post in the thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What I’m hearing is “I’m a cynical butthole and everyone should agree with me”

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rat feet sexo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rat feet

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one word: Hell Yes

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fixing a rushed PS1 game that was slow as molasses that should’ve been on PS2? Of course!

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Switch exclusive :^)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      coming to PC first at 4k 60

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Picker Of Cotton main character
      Dropped

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’d be great from literally anyone but Square Enix

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone non-verbally agree that Freya has a fat ass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      squats and oats

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Calling Garnet “Dagger” is the dumbest shit ever, thank god I could just make her stay as Garnet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow I gaslit myself into believing Garnet cut her hair with the dagger when she changed her name as a way of changing into a new person from what she was before and I was like "okay that kind of makes sense?" but no that happens way later, so I guess she just named herself after a random object

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was really fricking stupid, she sees the dagger, and they’re all talking about how she needs a new identity so the logical next step is she cuts her hair with it, but no the dumb b***h decides to call herself “Dagger”

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, VII is my favourite game and look how the remake shit all over it. IX is my second favourite FF and I don't want it shit on too.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's already in the wetworks. Expect official news sometime around June of next year. Don't ask me how I know.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    recently played through 9, it's really fricking not as good as I remembered it, I'd rather have a 8 remake honestly

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beatrix had more backstory and plot agency than half of the playable characters.

    Make Beatrix a playable character please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly rather just kill her. Winning three time with a cheat code ora plot armor deserve death.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly rather just kill her. Winning three time with a cheat code ora plot armor deserve death.

      She's the best balanced temporary character in the series.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is she the only busty b***h in the game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Garnet?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give rat wife.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any entire kingdom of rats is killed and I’m supposed to feel sad? Good riddance filthy vermin

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Kuja goes through time somehow to prevent his own death.
    >Central theme: Undoing fate
    >3+ purchases of $69.99
    >Part I ends with Kuja and Zidane fighting in an astral plane doing anime flips
    >More padded out than the original, somehow
    >worse music
    >""""""""""REMAKE"""""""""""
    Nah I'm good, just make new games please.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fighting in the astral plane, doing anime flips
      Thats already Kuja's fight tho?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but it's near the end of the game.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Freya pubes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Her body is already covered in fur

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then why does she have hair?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *sniff*

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She’s BLONDE

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Provided Nomura was nowhere near it, yes.

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