FFXIV

Why is this the only MMO where the players are generally enthusiastic and optimistic about its future? It's just a C-tier anime that you can ERP in with WoW quality dungeons/raids.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ok groomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pedophobes are NOT welcome in XIV!!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mmo

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV is not interested in creating a persistent world, it is just a content delivery pipeline. They have a core base of mechanics and you essentially get a new, simple, story-focused RPG adventure every few months. It's not what we would traditionally describe as an MMO but its very effective at what it does. They don't have to worry about long term balance or retaining subscribers because their model is about wiping a clean slate and getting everyone to resub when new story content drops.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, not posting in a lalagay thread. Try again next time.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MMO?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because the devs aren't trannies that hate the players

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because FFXIV is not an mmo but a social room. and you cant frick up at updating the social room, so the players are always content.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wow quality dungeons
    we get it, you dont play the game and you're making a false flag. ff14 dungeons have 2 advantages over wow's and one is subjectively not even a good thing.
    >background design/atmosphere
    and
    >ultralinear design
    which the devs have said goes a long way with stopping resentment build between new and old players (but personally i think it massively limits the potential of what a dungeon can be)
    as far as gameplay elements go they're not comparable and definitely not of the same quality.
    Raids is fair, different, but both very enjoyable in their own ways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy seething batman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if the new criterion dungeons will help alleviate the linearity issue. I guess we'll know more after the 23rd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they would put in some of the old quirks from the earlier dungeons into the later ones. Things like using /comfort on someone inflicted with a debuff from the gremlins causes it to resolve, using crystal light in Dzemael to wall to wall pull the first section, etc. Makes it feel like more thought was put into them.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welp. I'm a total failure. Our group is not going to clear p4s before the patch..yes, we're that bad to not have a clear yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been able to get my "group" to do it either. (It's like 6 of us, not really a static but we'd gotten through P3S in PF and then they just decided to play different stuff.)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been able to get my "group" to do it either. (It's like 6 of us, not really a static but we'd gotten through P3S in PF and then they just decided to play different stuff.)

      Is Island Sanctuary coming out in 6.2 or 6.25?

      it is scheduled for 6.2. 6.25 right now is manderville story and relics along with variant dungeon.

      What is it with XIV players immediately trying to turn any thread critiquing their game into a blog discussion?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up Pablo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What blocked you? Act 2/4, CC, p*nax? Redeem yourself next tier, brother.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. we're on act 4.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Act 4? Sheesh I'm sorry for your loss

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Purple 1 cw, blue 3 ccw
          N-NE pop first
          How bad are you guys?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bad enough to be progging a january fight in august!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus man, how many days/hours you guys go for in a week?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We do 2 hours a week.

                how do you guys clear p3s but not p4s, p3 is way fricking harder and part 2 of p4s is harder than part 1.

                I dunno, our healers are okay. And one of the dps runs the raids for real on another character. They probably just enjoy watching 7 morons be completely moronic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well no fricking wonder you can't clear, you get less than 1 lockout per week and by the time next week rolls around you've forgotten everything from last week
                at the very least you have to up it next tier to either 3 hours or 2 2-hour sessions

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how do you guys clear p3s but not p4s, p3 is way fricking harder and part 2 of p4s is harder than part 1.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                part 1 is harder than part 2*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't even cleared P1S. Who cares.
      I wanted to at least clear endsinger EX for the weapon before the patch drops, but no one makes parties for that anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just party find it, bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try your luck in party finder, you might be able to luckshit your way into a clear with an unlikely band of heroes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've just been going through them in pf. I'm so close to finishing but finding groups is really hard.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only difficult thing about any FF14 fight is trying to coordinate a party of blithering idiots who can't tell right from left and do as they're told. Your party composition is made for you for christ sake.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Island Sanctuary coming out in 6.2 or 6.25?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it is scheduled for 6.2. 6.25 right now is manderville story and relics along with variant dungeon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is Island Sanctuary coming out in 6.2 or 6.25?

        oh, and omicrons are also 6.25

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm optimistic about runescape. Unless they're still trying to change the wilderness

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WoW quality anything
    lel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      looks like some runescape armour set i've seen back in 2012

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Play CC
    >Get Dancer on team
    >Immediately I'm going to lose
    Every time.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any other chads here bought the whale? It's only $30 for a mount that is honestly at least $100 value (it's a TWO seater and looks AWESOME). It's the least you can do to support devs who ACTUALLY care about you.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    with Tera dead and BDO and B&S basically dead, Lalafels are the only ones left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BDO was always dead because censorship.

      I mean, yeah, Elin was censored too back at launch when they thought they had a shot at mainstream appeal, but the actually good outfits that released later weren't.

      Black Desert was always spiteful towards e-girlcons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Black Desert was always spiteful towards e-girlcons.

        Yeah, nah

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEX
    With bunnies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brown Bunny girls are pure SEXOO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based and true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        body mod name?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sex with Captain Lyna

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brown Bunny girls are pure SEXOO

      Based and true

      Yes please. Sign me up.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some fricking trick to having fun while playing Tank? I'm almost level 50 as Paladins and like 52 as Warrior and both just play like absolute snorefests.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's how they play at cap too. They all play the same with the expcetion of gunbreaker which is also kinda shitty to play. The only classes in the game which separate themselves from others is Black Mage, Summoner, and Ninja. The rest are kinda bland, boring, and samey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PLD is "two role default mits and pray the rest of the time". It's boring as shit and feels like you're just along for the ride for how little you can influence your tanking. WAR on the other hand has four additional things it can do pretty constantly to reduce major damage or recover HP, on top of behaving like a melee DPS.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Do something fricking moronic ingame
    >Unplug router and don't log back in until an hour passes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares that much dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      least paranoid xiv player

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >do something fricking moronic
      >blame the healer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>do something fricking moronic
        the healer
        >I am the healer

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK TRANCE
    ON!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lalafell

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it has prospects, room for improvement they love building on, potential for new playstyles and the devs adore working on it. It basically cultivated a fairly healthy update design and people always seem to look forward to seeing what new thing they pull out of their butts for the next expansion in line.

    The game director even says he considers this game his life's work as far as he's concerned and considering this single game is carrying Square-Enix now, he's likely to have as much mileage as he likes there with it.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >give Zenos a spiffy new outfit
    >he wears it for two cutscenes before going for edgelord
    Seems like a waste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really was. It looked cool as frick, Zenos was a mob boss with a katana for a short while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro your Dissidia?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think they'll make a new Dissidia game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No. I'm still surprised we never got a Final Fantasy LoL clone though. I'd expect that first.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cutscene was a waste too.
      >Zenos just dreamed about Amaurot because he's Emet-Selch's great grandson even though his dad or grandpa never dreamed about Amaurot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What is a red herring
        Bruh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How is it a red herring?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It never gets followed up on in any meaningful way. He sees visions of the Ancients and has a connection to them, but it goes absolutely nowhere because he doesn't give a frick about any of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should have just made it a side effect from ripping off Krile's echo or something.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This plot point just screams that the writers forgot about it and YoshiP had to bullshit an answer after EW came out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It really was. It looked cool as frick, Zenos was a mob boss with a katana for a short while.

      bro your Dissidia?

      The cutscene was a waste too.
      >Zenos just dreamed about Amaurot because he's Emet-Selch's great grandson even though his dad or grandpa never dreamed about Amaurot

      >psychopathic sadist schizophrenic selfish and rude
      >is probably the most popular character among women
      Whats wrong with women?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's aesthetic af

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I get it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wtf i suddenly understand women

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I can fix him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you implying he's not popular with chads too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If Zenos was a woman you'd be screaming SEX every time he showed up on screen.
        You know it's true.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm a man and he's the only character that I think is cool in the game besides the WoL.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Estinien, Raubahn and Gaius are cool too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, true.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't pretend like we don't do the same with yotsuyu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >we
          I wanted to skip every scene she was in. Her voice and attitude were so fricking annoying. Then we're supposed to feel bad for her because she had a messed up life? Everything about her, plus her brother and parents, was written so laughably bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>is probably the most popular character among women
        From what I've seen it's the opposite.
        Women typically cream themselves over
        >Aymeric
        >Estinien
        >G'raha
        >Emet
        >Hythlodaeus
        >Past Elidibus
        Most women, just based on female youtubers, women on forums, and women I know personally are either neutral to Zenos or outright hate him.
        Zenos is by far more popular with men than he is women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's literally a more charismatic Sephiroth 2.0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        beta men hate zenos, beta women hate venat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post the webm of the femoid streamer having her clothes fall off when Zenos appears

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That was with Emet iirc

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There isn't "Stop liking evil women" threads regularly on Ganker

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has a lot of problems but they decided to focus on, in addition to a subscription, giving the glamour trannies (despite the fact WoW had a universally better system for transmog and content unlocks account wide) new shit to buy all the time instead of unlock in game. All those cosmetics should be available in the game instead of sold a la cart. Yes, WoW is not perfect either but FFXIV is SO much worse with more stuff to buy more frequently and things like repeating holiday event items not being available in-game to unlokc when the holiday comes round and instead you have to pay real money for any "old" holiday stuff etc. It has turned into a monetization shitshow.

    There's a lot of other issues, but mainly the game cultivates a "toxic positivity" where anything but "everyone and everything is just so great and friendly and awesome and YOU DONT PAY MY SUBSCRIPTION" criticism is not allowed of other players nor really of the development team. There's also the typical crabs-in-a-bucket "if I had to do so stupid tedious shit years ago, you should need to do it now" garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're absolutely correct about the toxic positivity. I'm still a sprout but I play solo and never say a word unless absolutely necessary because everyone is such a fricking ray of sunshine. Anytime some minor argument pops up, the entire group turns into passive aggressive high school girls. It's maddening.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    see you space gentleman

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the odds of 6.2 making Purify in PvP actually work the way it's supposed to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only problem with purify is you can pop it during meteodrive / reaper purify essentially wasting the cooldown
      other than that it's fine

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because there's something for everyone. The only thing I give up on in this game is the PvP. Its still unbelievably shit unless you play like 1 of 4 busted classes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think frontlines is fun but I genuinely don't understand what people like about CC, its kinda unbalanced and rlly team comp reliant

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      >psychopathic sadist schizophrenic selfish and rude
      >is probably the most popular character among women
      Whats wrong with women?

      women like 'feminine' aesthetics, with alpha mindset. The whole slightly feminine aesthetics think is also why male Viera are also played by a ton of women and are fujo bait.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I think frontlines is fun
        >CC is kinda unbalanced and rlly team comp reliant
        ???????

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ummmmmmmm summoner are you gonna turn on Zodiark Trance?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Built for lipstick blowjobs.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because weebs are literal shit eating cultists, remember SE schizos to this day STILL defend lightning returns AND XV AND strangers of paradise, they're just fricking moronic
    chinks defend gachashit impact. Anime brainrot is real

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reaper or Dragoon? I want to try a melee DPS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reaper if you like eating crayons
      Dragoon if you want to have about 1 more year left to live

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's that mean for Dragoons?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We know that both it and AST are due for a full rework in 7.0. Probably means the job we currently know is getting fricked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          DRG is on the 7.0 chopping block.
          It's over, we had a good run.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            We know that both it and AST are due for a full rework in 7.0. Probably means the job we currently know is getting fricked.

            People think it's next on the list for major reworks like Summoner was going into EW, not sure if it's confirmed or not.

            I guess I'll go with Dragoon regardless. Thanks bros

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dont listen to the bozos. They just mentioned a couple days ago that the rework would be on the level of nin/mnk. Its still going to be pokey and jumpy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No its not, Stardiver is being removed. It's over.
                My dad works at SE.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the only jump I need is Jump

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People think it's next on the list for major reworks like Summoner was going into EW, not sure if it's confirmed or not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's supposed to be more like Ninja, so less severe than Summoner. That doesn't really make me any less worried though.
            It is confirmed unfortunately.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ninja's was pretty great. I think it'd just mean slightly less button bloat, I already liked turning the high jump into mirage dive since they can't be used together.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is that I just can't imagine what they can do to make it less bloated. Fang and Claw and Wheeling Thrust might get merged into 1 button, but other than that I just don't know.
                If they're going to start removing shit then Life Surge is probably gone, maybe even Lance Charge, who knows. I wouldn't miss Dragonfire Dive though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The basic rotation loop is fun but honestly outside of that everything else feels tacked on and fairly basic. I wouldn't mind them breaking apart the high jump>mirage dive>geirskogul interaction by getting rid of mirage dive or changing it's interaction. Lance Charge doesn't need to exist and I'd prefer them to adjust Life Surge but I wouldn't mind if it were deleted, adding charges to various skills only made the situation worse.

                The main reason why they want to rework it is probably because they can't really do much with the job as it is, they keep throwing individual buttons at it and it's feeling less and less cohesive as time goes on. Might as well streamline it a little and give the job more of a purpose in what it's doing now so you can add on to it in a meaningful way later on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Last job to get a rework is SMN, it's completely braindead and uninteresting to play now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TOO MANY BUTTON
          ROTATION ONE BUTTON NOW

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just like they did to samurai, they will rip the soul right out its body so the most moronic shitter can play it too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes that one button was truly the soul of SAM... god you lot are pathetic.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            samurai lost its soul when they removed freestyle for midare dispensing in 5.0, have a nice day shadowbabby. kaiten used to be something you actually thought about using instead of button you hit before every iaijutsu

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Never was a thing, it was a meme made by shitters whos too moronic to click 1 2 3
              overwhelming skill issue as expected from a newbie like you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You would never use kaiten outside of Iajutsu attacks in SB unless you we're somehow in the incredibly rare situation where you were capped on Kenki and had the third part of your combo primed for when the boss came back wtf
              Do you mean Hagakure management? That used to be interesting in SB and was actually fun to do instead of Ikishoten.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >SAMbabies STILL upset over losing Kaiten when there was no reason to keep it at all

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              im still fricking pissed about cleric stance and grenado shot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cleric stance at least was a significant loss for an entire role. No more need to think ahead and set up mitigation so you can cut back on stance toggles, no need to distribute lustrate etc. to get around the penalty and min-max damage, and it opened the gate to dumbing down healer dps more and more to the point where you're now just spamming your one damage spell 70-90% of fights.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol sam never had any soul to begin with
            it was always braindead easy and every samBlack person gushing over muh madara gestuga tensho crit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the FRICK up!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It needs to be reduced to only 3 skills you use on a pick-your-rotation timer like Summoner. Yoshi noticed alot of morons play Summoner and Machinist to clear Ultimates so every job will now slowly become a braindead snoozefest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have fun being even more braindead than nu-SMN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reaper is the easiest, but I think Dragoon is more fun because the GCD loop flows really well.

      My favorite melee DPS is ninja though.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can store twice as many glamors in 6.2
    Dumb reason, but that makes me want to resub.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I won't be satisfied until I have enough plates to have one per job

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this the only MMO where
    FFXIV isn't an mmo

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are completely afraid of getting their accounts banned for telling the tank to turn his tank stance on while shit talking on disscords.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So did they ever explain why Hydaelyn straight up lied to us about her and Zodiark's origin and purpose during post Heavensward?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes story skipper.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So what was it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can a non butthole answer this question?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because she thought we wouldn't trust her.
        Also she's a woman and women are lying c**ts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking really? That's the reason? Some moronic woman logic answer? What a fricking mess EW is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Fricking really? That's the reason? Some moronic woman logic answer?
            it's realistic at least

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >spend all our time killing primals because primals bad
            >hey WoL I'm a primal too!
            >kill mommy because primals bad
            It's not THAT stupid.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I'll get these people to trust me by lying to them and then let the person I portrayed as a bad guy tell them the truth
              It is stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ZODIARK TRANCE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you homosexuals malding about now? Did you find another thing to rip out of context and pretend is significant?

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >new raid tier comes out next week
    Frickin hell that doesn't feel real

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >optimistic about its future
    lmao were not
    the game is taking the wow route, lowering and lowering the skill floor and dumbing down everything and removing all soul from jobs
    the futre is dead

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with lala girls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's what ResetERA's FC would do in ERPs, except they crossdress as lala boys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick OFF Tataru!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what even is zodiark trance? It's like a gay shit for summoners?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Edgy fan manga with evil Venat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its a matter of perspective. Many people do think what Hydaelyn did was evil

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgive me Emet, looks like I'll need to go all out on this one...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks that will be enough to save him
        Oh no no no no no no

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >WoL and Estinien can't even report the copious amounts of lalarape they are subjected to to Scion HR because Krile and Tataru are the Scion HR department

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ITS OVER VENATgayS!

        ZODIARK TRANCE: GEAR 6
        DEVIL RASENGAN DARK SAIYAN MODE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ITS OVER VENATgayS!

        ZODIARK TRANCE: GEAR 6
        DEVIL RASENGAN DARK SAIYAN MODE

        I can ignore 90% of weird shit from fans but its been weeks and I still cringe every time I see this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's someone who is completely moronic about fairly basic story beats but they actually put genuine effort into their work. It's like someone building a beautiful sculpture out of feces. You see the effort that went into it but the result is just revolting, and there is no reason for it to exist at all.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's the pose. It's like a child throwing a tantrum going 'No, I won't go to my room, mom!"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Mom said it's MY TURN to pilot Zodiark!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reminds me of the three hour Final Fantasy XI fan movie that was made over eight years to celebrate the 20th anniversery. Even has it's own spin off TCG. You can appricate that some autist put a lot of time and effort into making it and finding someone to print their cards, but then ask yourself why would you do something so fricking stupid and how come nobody told you this was a bad idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah this one's pretty atrocious
          There isn't as much pure cringe around now a days so this one is pretty potent

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any general tips for black mage? I sorta understand the rotation and gave it a shot through Aglaion, but I definitely don't know some of the optimization stuff. Like is it best to shove an OGCD between two casts even if you don't have an instacast (or if the OGCD is the swiftcast/triplecast)? Or is it better to hang on until you instacast something like ice paradox, xenoglossy, or the proc of thunder3/fire3?

    And I know it's good to instacast for fire 4/despair since their cast times are longer than recast times, but is it generally going to be even more of a gain using it for movement? Since even best case scenario, triplecast on despair (manafont) > fire 4 > despair is only saving 1.3 seconds and ultra-specific for when you had to use that triplecast (especially if that interrupts things).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BLM optimization requires actual autism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm like halfway to actual autism in that I'm looking at the numbers and thinking every single rotation posted is under the assumption of never needing to move, ever, with 0 ping, and then going "wait, but it looks like using triplecast there vs anywhere else is only gaining them 0.2 seconds of cast time, why the frick would I not just save it for movement every time then, I'm going to need to move for more than 0.2 seconds sometime"

        Hell, from what I know, even using an OGCD after a cast time locks you in animation for 0.7 seconds after the cast is finished.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you ogcd without an instant cast you will clip, so you should try to avoid it unless it's important. basically you'll want to save your instant casts for when you know you're going to need to weave something, like for sharpcasting, addle, or aetherial manipulation.

      the second question is fight dependent. there are times where you'll want to make sure you have triple cast for movement, but if you have it on cd for a minute or something you're kind of wasting dps.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that Thancred/Ryne r63 pic? It seems to have dropped off the face of the earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based
        Did this artist just disappear off the map and take everything with them or what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      here it is

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest X is better.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey do you all remember how babylon's fall reused xiv armor and they said they got permission to do it
    they were uh
    very very lazy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the frickin uhhh, Brand-New caster set, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >its okay when xiv reuses assets though
      Honestly don't mind seing XIV fanservice in other SE titles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >coat of maiming
      jesus, they couldn't even rename it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This expansion has the absolute worst gear of every expansion with the amount of reskins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's hilarious.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this the only MMO where the players are generally enthusiastic and optimistic about its future?
    Because the edges have been sanded down so much at this point it's basically impossible for them to frick up. Playing this game feels like walking around a hospital. The banality of the formula makes it feel safe and welcoming to people with 90 iq.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    still mad endwalker nerfed warrior gap closer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hy is this the only MMO where the players are generally enthusiastic and optimistic about its future?
    To me the actual answer to this is that xiv doesn't try to reinvent the wheel every expansion like WoW does. It sticks to a very strict formula. Raids are always on the same patches. Alliance raids always on the same patches. So on. It has a formula that everyone who is still playing at this point is aware of and is fine with.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    holy FRICK it's time for KORKINO https://streamable.com/8fibgb

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Extremely difficult single player content (PotD) is getting updated
    >PVE multiplayer content ranges from very easy to very difficult (savages, ultimates), appealing to all players
    >The Sims (housing) is built into the game
    >Harvest Moon (island sanctuary) is potentially coming to the game
    >Game has no 'dailies' you need to keep up with.
    >Storyline is literally better than any other FF game, arguably one of the best storylines in all videogames
    The only thing the game is missing is actually good PvP, but it really does have something for everyone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dailies in ffxiv are all optional content that you don't have to do for anything besides collectables, as it should be. There's technically roulettes but those are entirely optional as you can reach the weekly tomestone cap in many different ways.

      Also CC is fun, frontline just sucks ass because 3 teams of 24 players means you're completely at the mercy of your randomly assigned allies.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stuff that actually should be fixed on dragoon
    >piecing talon
    >only ability to deal with damage now that reaper wears the same armor so it's not a unique point is fricking life surge
    >4 fricking buff cooldowns that all sync so you use them at the same time
    >dragonfire dive doing less damage then your normal jump despite having a 2 min cooldown and being your big 50 capstone
    >wyrmwind just being an extra nastrond you get for keeping uptime with no actual nuance
    >elusive jump being the worst mobility option among all the melee now except it looks cool as shit

    stuff that will instead be fixed on dragoon
    >people still can't double weave so we cut jumps
    >fang/wheel same button because people can't get their shit straight even though it's the most static set of positional in the whole game
    >red eye phase simplified again
    >instead of condensing buffs into less buttons just remove them entirely and bake the potency into the gcd once again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget circle AoEs 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with piercing talon, it doesn't break combo anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, which makes it a button that you aren't moronic for keeping on your bars but it's still boring as frick. every other generic projectile attack on tank/melee has some kind of extra feature but this is just a small bit of damage if you're out of range. in pvp it did more damage the further away you were which would make a fun synergy with the situation you use it in, backflipping out of an aoe and tossing it as you go back in while avoiding any meme roations of dragoons spamming it up close

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melee combos are moronic and unfun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        B A S E D

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember us. Remember that we once lived… Also remember to watch out for that crazy guy Fandaniel. His pet bird caused the final days. I was there with my good friend Hythlodaeus and we ran into you because you got sent to the past by our good friend Elidibus. We went there to meet our good friend Hermes and his pet bird. Hermes's bird was capable of destroying entire planets because she had emotion energy, a concept so advanced only Hermes and an elephant knew it existed. Hermes was going to let the bird destroy our planet because he wanted to do an experiment. And then he was going to memory wipe all of us until Venat flew in on her magical dog and escaped with you. She then for some reason decided not to tell anyone about what happened and instead doomed us all to die, including our good friend Azem who fell into a Volcano while trying to find the source of the noise even though Venat knew all along because she put a magic microchip on Hermes’s bird. She then became Hydaelyn and sundered the world because a bunch of weak humans who die after 80 years were better equipped to deal with the threat than immortal gods who could create whatever they wanted at will. Except the only “human” that could actually stand up to Meteion was 9/14ths of our good friend Azem who also needed Hydaelyns blessing to survive along with my great-grandson Zenos Viator Galvus who had Hydaelyns blessing too, except his was reverse-engineered in a Garlean laboratory. And he was a good friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll reply to this bait but it's explained that erased memories only return when their soul fully returns to the lifestream. Emet did not return to the lifestream until after the battle with Elidibus on top of the Crystal Tower

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So it really was Emet who bought as back to the fight and not just some echo or memory?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you mean the Endsinger fight, yes, WoL uses the last of Hydaelyn's power to yank Emet and Hythlodeaus out of the lifestream in order create a loophole by having them in turn bring back the Scions while maintaining the "stable" state of Ultima Thule.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nah I was talking about the WoL fight

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That was more or less just Emet hanging around, I dont remember if it was explicitly explained after the Hades fight whether or not he was truly defeated and clinging around as long as he could, or if he realized the WoL did have the power he was testing for earlier and hung around to tie up loose ends before taking his leave now that he knew WoL could handle things

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, in his second Tales From the Shadows story he hears you calling him from the Lifestream and says during his monologue
          >"Let encore be my final word"

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >minding my own business by the market board checking out prices
    >get a whisper from rando asking to join their fc, or complimenting my character
    >immediately teleport away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dress my male midlander up as a nerd while leveling scholar
      >Gay people start hugging and patting me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /pet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /hug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >minding my own business by the market board in limsa checking out prices
      >suddenly get sent a party invite without warning
      >alt F4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >get offered to join fc by a stranger
      >only small handful of people in it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just get my Scholasticates Coat, wearing it around Ishgard
      >random Au'ra also wearing it comes up to me and emotes me
      >get nervous and run away

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You were right to run away. Even though most male Au Ra groomers fanta'd into male bunnies, there are still some out there in the wild.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >go take a shit
      >when I get back my lalafell gets called cute by someone
      >they're already gone
      This has happened multiple time to me, always when I take a shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do you not /afk when you step away from the computer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >go to take a shit after duty
        >why i get back my guy is on top of some perma afk dancing statue
        >massive wall of text saying they reported me for not moving and griefing them
        this frickin game sometimes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >queue into agalia for weekly coin
          >some sperg is having a cwc tier meltdown because the 3 dancers in his group aren’t coordinating with each other
          Where the frick did these min max autists come from? Also who the frick is going to min max in a brain dead 24 man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            One guy I played with had a massive meltdown after we killed the wrong lion in aglaia and it fricked up his uptime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      someone messaged me once saying he liked my hat and i told him "me too" and then parted ways.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >standing there in gold saucer
      >random whisper from someone "why are you running?"
      I replied "I'm not even Sprinting." and his response was "Why tho" and he Sprinted away
      so I think he was just trying to weird me out
      but sometimes you wonder if someone remembers you and is on an alt...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's some guy I don't know who's been drive-by patting me once every two or three months since 2016. I've never spoken with or otherwise interacted with him in any way, not even a random PF group.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I do that too sometimes, there's a very cute lala I always see around my FC's housing ward that I always /pet when I see them and they always /hug back, I never talked to them but we just have a sort of rapport I guess

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/466638-Rewritten-MSQ-Garlemald-and-EW

    thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GARLEMALD TRANCEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Svetlana drinks an experimental fantasia to look like Fandaniel, becomes a man, and tricks Zenos into giving him the lunar transporter
      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DONT PRETEND YOU'RE A SOVEREIGN NATION

      GARLICMALD TRANCE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bad Hydaelyn
      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bad Hydaelyn
      No.

      I would like it more if the author didn't try so hard to make venat so hateable
      >cid and nero die
      this is completely off the table, along with throwing all those shock-factor deaths at the end
      >the day is saved thanks to fricking hythlodeus of all people
      ok now you know this was written by a woman

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda miss old MNK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there's some frantic fun to be had with new MNK but completely mastering a fight to hit as many positionals as possible and finding unique ways to keep GL3 was fun back in the day.
      I used to dash into P1 Exdeath's Thunder attack when he came back to refresh GL3 and it always scared the shit out of my party as I ran out and barely didn't get hit, that was a rush.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just play BLM its the safest job

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there anywhere i can get the dungeon/raids&trials boss soundtracks in high quality to download?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing XIV since 1.0.
    You're full of fricking shit.
    The game has not taken a single risk.
    The revival after the horrible launch came at the cost of it's potential.
    It's just your generic shonen gay ass story and the only reason people say it's good is because it has a big female audience and most of the men are fricking pathetic simps and troony groomers.
    Everyone who has issue with this fricking bland and uninspired development standard is personally attacked for pointing it out.
    These creatures want to ignore problems, as if somehow that makes them go away.
    XIV's community is fricking worthless. It sucks shit out of a donkey's butthole.
    The only morons who are optimistic are drones who don't want to accept that a fricking child could predict what they do next.
    Golden saucer despite being a gambling hub doesn't actually have ANY gambling because of weak japanese laws that could easily be sidestepped.
    the MSQ is really bad in certain areas "intentionally" and you don't actually have any significant choices. It's a hallway. There are no consequences to your dialogue options.
    The high end raiding is just simon says and crafting has been watered down so much every major expansion.
    Now island sanctuary is coming out and guess what? They didn't have the balls to turn it into a good version of personal housing.
    You still have to be a paypig homosexual if you want to use outdoor furniture.
    You can't defend this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They didn't have the balls to turn it into a good version of personal housing.
      good
      houselets get fricked

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was about to watch but I saw bunny ears now I wont

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't going to watch but I saw bunny ears so I did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the Viera so much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly how the frick do you do the corner toothpick jumps on controller?
      That shit tilted me the night the event started.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever unfrick the collision geometry on this? Not bothered with it since the first year after noticing the collision mesh is fricking fat compared to the actual visible model, leading to bumping against something prematurely and falling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They did not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i can do that
      little bit longer than 90s, about 120 or so, but it's not difficult

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This takes more skill than any of the savage tiers ever released. Fewer people had done this than cleared ultimates.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that UWU is literally a fricking joke now and if you can clear savage you have absolutely no excuse to not have a blue glowBlack person weapon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never cleared Savage anything because I don't have the patience for waiting hours upon hours for people to understand one mechanic. Also I play alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why tf are you playing an mmo by yourself????

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like Final Fantasy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have no friends.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go frick yourself homosexual, stop trying to be me

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh sweet child, I AM you and YOU are me. Everyone in this thread is me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i can be your friend anon. Are you on Crystal or something?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry im not a homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Crystal? Gay ass homie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >crystal
              I'm on Chaos but I wouldn't interact with you even if I could.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No wonder why you have no friends homosexual, even when you are in the trash you are still picky about what kind of shit you eat, amazing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy seethe
                He really hurt yoy gayrsyal troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                id rather have no friends than gay friends, you butt bandit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual from Crystal calling other people homosexuals
                lol nice one

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What server on Chaos because I'm on Chaos and I will beat the shit out of you homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Moogle

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to find you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You wont
                interacting with the French is not for the weak willed
                You will leave asap

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oui oui oui oui non non non

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The next update is literally adding content to make the game solo friendlier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you have no excuse
      i don't care about ultimate weapons. they are ugly and i will not use them. i only do the current savage tier if i want a glam from it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can only stomach playing XIV for like two weeks every year before getting bored of the game. No idea how anyone plays longer than a month without getting bored.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every pf group demands I download some cheat mod and joining a static and making this game a job is cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You've never attempted to raid or PF
        Stop lying
        There's all kinds of casuals in PF that shun that and baby you
        Look for the "No Salt" ultra casual parties and stop being a coward

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want a garish glowing weapon, they all look like shit unless you go full christmas tree mode and that doesn't interest me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only like the ucob weapons visually but my brain turns off after 1 hour of prog due to exhaustion and i kill everybody with twister on repeat

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Some anti XIV moron just started up a bait thread tbh
    How can one game mindbreak so many morons on here

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now that we are talking about dragoon can we talk about why the frick does chaos thrust is a fricking japanese asiatic shower of petals with ping ping music as an effect? it clashes so much with DRG and the lancer class in general.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate the new animations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea why the frick that animation exists.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decent story made better by excellent presentation
    >content that isn't too time consuming that I need to revolve my life around

    I'm enthusiastic because there is always something to look forward to, at least somewhere down the line. I can come back whenever I want with no FOMO

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does 6.2 have a release date yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      23rd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Next week.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the game was fun until they started to appeal to the idiots that couldn't parse pushing more than one button

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it has a sizeable community of dedicated discord trannies

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >A savage raid tier is removed
    However
    >every race and gender gets a new optional walking, running, and another idle and moving animation for each equip weapon and job
    What would you sacrife for something you want, Ganker?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Definetely, who cares about savage other than trannies trying to prove they are better than the other trannies on their clique? Just look at /XIVG/ it's a constant ego race to see who's better in between them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >better
        How does clearing savage maje you better?
        Mmos take no skill its all scripted
        Unironically getting to top 100 in pvp is the hardest content

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      I would sacrifice the new Ultimate for Job-specific limit breaks outside of PvP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would sacrifice a whole expansion for a character model and animation rework with more sliders and customization slots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DRK main
      Sucks to be you raidgays!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I for one want just 1 or 2 more faces for each race/gender
      Also better hair physics or even an option to tweak hair, like you can in some other games
      Bring in interesting set effects or something that could change mechanics of a job slightly enough not to break balance but for the player to notice a change.
      Add a small area where open world pvp is allowed. Would also help to improve pvp before that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every single middie cpose is bad so i wouldn’t bank on it
      the middie run is also already perfect so i see no reason to have a new one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the female drk cpose is the best in the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it’s a weapon cpose, not a middie cpose

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This would kill the game
      You saw what happened with Gordias

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When they accidently leaked the new races by having an undefined string in the goblins dialogue?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        when .5% of the raidtroony playerbase left and came back the next even patch?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's an anon in here posting about having not cleared P4S yet and it's almost time for the next tier
          Plenty of casual players hop on the raiding train too, it ranges from week 1 players to players like them and a huge chunk of subs would evaporate if there was nothing raid oriented to do at endgame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sacrifice an ultimate for a real plugin API like they promised back in HW. Shits getting tragic with dalamud and the shit people are making. We wouldn't be here if they gave us an official plugin API

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted to make that with flash but we all know where that went. Flash is dead so I'm guessing it's part of the reasons they scrapped it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >like they promised back in HW
        You mean back in 1.23?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The entire leaked 2.0 internal conferense is fricking wild considering nothing in it made it to the final game

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >leaked
            They were PDFs made available to the public due to shareholders, and as a PR stunt.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I said that hoping somebody would post it I've never seen it before

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shoulda grabbed it before they killed off the old lodestone.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Need just 3 minions to complete collection
    >"LMAO go win 50 verminion rp matches!"
    What the frick?
    >Watch some people have a paid marriage
    Seriously?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play the game
      WHAT? FRICK YOU!
      >Socialize with friends
      NO!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon. NO ONE is playing verminion RP matches. You can literally sit in the queue for hours and maybe get some random sprout wondering what verminion is and they will never play again after getting curbstomped.
        >Socialize with friends
        I'm not really friends with the kind of people that pay $10 each for an in-game marriage. I could probably set one up myself but frick paying $10-20 for a minion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lWzOK23Z9IHB1aqe5928Hxg0JOWMacqpER51021TYNw/edit

          Easy strat for 50 wins, or you can be a basic b***h and just objective rush with full Wolf Pups but you can get exploited with the wolf pups if you dont understand the game

          From what I understand, people just find a couple of people from your FC or through discord to just queue up for RP matches to farm each other for the achievement

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Lmao just play 100! Verminion RP matches
            Nah frick that, I just made a trial account to farm.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          From what I understand, people just find a couple of people from your FC or through discord to just queue up for RP matches to farm each other for the achievement

          That and you can just wait for the tournaments and work toward the achievement then because people queue for the MGP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lWzOK23Z9IHB1aqe5928Hxg0JOWMacqpER51021TYNw/edit

      Easy strat for 50 wins, or you can be a basic b***h and just objective rush with full Wolf Pups but you can get exploited with the wolf pups if you dont understand the game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Issue isn't winning at all, issue is finding 50 matches...

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody likes xiv

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont mind me, just Azem's 13th reflection passing by

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't make sense. Golbez isn't adventure/thrill-sexual like Azem.

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK TRANS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >kills himself

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i make money with botany

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      spread your botany hole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bot. Gathering jobs are basically designed for it by being as unfun as possible. I'd hate to see this game without based RMTchinks automating the shit literally nobody wants to do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a bawdglam and prostitute yourself out in Limsa.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Really gay annoying and creepy person here
    Recommend me a race gender job combo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Male Viera Dancer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lalafel are perfect for annoying people but most people will expect it. Othewise Hrothgar or Roe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Male Viera Paladin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Male Viera anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There used to be some goth homosexual that played male elezen whitemage and warrior in our FC. Usually constantly pissed off but softspoken real fricking odd mix. Was a cool guy but stopped playing after he got a boyfriend a few years back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every male viera player is an unstable homosexual. you won't believe it until you interact with these peopl

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. Only women play male viera.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love thighlanders. I want to EB a thighlander.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 more year until Hrothgals!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, they'll be even more obnoxious than femroes.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replace these with femhroth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd welcome furhomosexualry over the face of michael cera on amazon bod any day.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >are generally enthusiastic and optimistic about its future?
    Fricking who? The newer players who haven't seen this game getting less and less content with expansion with the near exact same update cycle for a decade, or addressing core complaints?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actually they increased the update cycle by another week because xiv devs are too overworked or something (lol)

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play ESO instead!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'd play korean grind garbage over anything associating with bethesda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bless Online and Archeage unironically had the best cat girls.
      Shame about the actual games.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They haven't appreciably fricked up in ten years. People that moan here about so-and-so "dealbreaker" is a minor annoyance or a nonissue to most players.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop bringing up WoW, those homosexuals have fricked off back to that game after the dragon song alpha or w/e was announced

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He tried to come back, but Stormblood was so bad. He's having much more fun with Dragonflight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he is hopelessly mazed and people only talk about his imminent failure of a PC venture

        you guys doing anything neat til patch?

        trying out the game on steam deck, controller is actually really fricking good for this game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's back to having weekly meltdowns over the dumb choices blizzard continuously make, I don't know how anyone can enjoy living like this

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game needs open world pvp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing say Final Fantasy like open world pvp! Gb2wow!

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys doing anything neat til patch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      modding in all the coom mods that look good to me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just ressubed back today so I have to catch up on savage, 24 man and other stuff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jackin off to pictures of my lalafell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Getting my clusters stacked to the brim to make some pre-patch materia selling money and then ship the the rest out for patch day.

      So just doing hunt trains all day between my p4s PF despair runs for prog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aren’t materia dirt cheap right now

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not dirt cheap, the good stat ones are at 20k per materia. On patchday when the crafted gear comes out it will jump up to about 40-50k but not for very long. There's a small peak window but will normalize all the way back down so its best not to try and sell all your hundreds of thousands of materia on patchday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leveling retainers. Despite 6.1 coming out 4 months ago there wasn’t really much to do. I never realized how much bozja/eureka content gave you since there was also something to grind in those instances even if you weren’t doing the relic.
      >inb4 raidtroons tell me to raid
      I cleared p4s months ago and I have no interest in ultimate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to get to the Top 100 in CC
      Its annoying as hell but atleast its alot funner than casual matches

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm like halfway to the archfiend armor from the pvp series, and finally got around to unlocking the EW raids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finished the jump puzzle. Now I'm just leveling. Genuinely looking forward to the new raid tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Making glamours, but I do that constantly anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leveling everything to 90
      DPS are on Endwalker range.
      Only Healers and RDM left after that.
      Tanks already done.
      Somebody kill me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing other stuff till 6.3. These patches don't have enough content that interests me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Diadem.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally got out of my ass and start doing Beast Tribe quests
      >gated to 12 quests daily
      This is going to be slow and painful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can really appreciate how much better beast tribes got over time when you start with the ARR ones.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >beast tribe rep used to be something low like 10 per quest
          pain but I got that mask in the end eventually

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRONTLINES!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      playing a different game

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you get the dyeable version of the 80 artifact gear?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      memoria miseria extreme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Memoria Misera trial
        Its alot easier to get it now. You'll skip alot of the later mechanics with a full party of lvl 90s

        I have no idea what that is so I assume its a Bozja related thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you get access to Memora Miseria in the start-up questline to Bozja. You can completely ignore Bozja itself, which comes after it. The fight is Varis

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Memoria Misera trial
      Its alot easier to get it now. You'll skip alot of the later mechanics with a full party of lvl 90s

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That fight filtered PF so fricking hard lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's less that the fight was hard and more that a bunch of absolute shitters wanted to beat it because it gated the ShB dyeable AF gear.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            People cannot into Protean style mechanics in PF at all. Any time you'd get a group in that fight (even after iLvl made it easier), they'd all get slaughtered at the triple Protean bait section in the mid-point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              How to scare a Party finder PUG: assigning clock positions

              My single favorite PF moron is the one who, when it's time to assign clock positions, insists that he can only go to one specific corner because "that's how he learned it".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My favourite/hated-trend is when you have a fight that only needs one waymark at worst (usually to mark North), but every PF shits out all 8 on the sides/corners of the arena.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >melee has special snowflake waymarks "for uptime"
                >dies anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >PF Savage strats that require pixel-perfect Waymark placement for mechanics or people fricking die, because they never learned the mechanics proper in the first place

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >fight comes out
                >completely braindead strat is discovered that makes the mechanic super easy
                >other strat requires precise movement and coordination but let's melees get an extra GCD of uptime
                >this is the strat PF insists upon instead of the easy one
                >they can never even execute it properly anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My experience with this was always the opposite, if there's anything you can invalidate with an invlun PF will just deal with that as the only strat even if it's way less DPS efficient

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you still have to do all the gunshields which is too bigbrain of a mechanic for your average pfer
        hell they can’t even do altius and alea correctly and that’s the first fricking mechanic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you still have to do all the gunshields which is too bigbrain of a mechanic for your average pfer
        hell they can’t even do altius and alea correctly and that’s the first fricking mechanic

        How to scare a Party finder PUG: assigning clock positions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they can’t fricking read the duty gauge and die when the gunshields resolve
          they bait altius all over the place and then some chucklefrick stands to the side because he’s scared of the big bad crosses and baits alea in the wrong direction
          moronic ass ranged players that stand at max melee range instead of fricking off for loaded gunshield

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >make macros with pings literally telling people what the shield is gonna do
            >people still eat shit

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are pf strats for ultimate just make the fights harder than they should be

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Low standards

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a potato wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want a moronic middie wife

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love middies bros.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start learning melee dps, please shill to me your favorite melee dps so I can decide on what to start out with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Use to be MNK. Still is honestly, and not because it's strong or of its gameplay. But because no other job lets me punch shit.
      You want gameplay, then maybe go with NIN or DRG. People swear by the former that it's peak melee. DRG is funny jump attacks and nice animations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      samurai is the most satisfying to play imo, with their big burst damage attacks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Was*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not in a position to say what the job felt like before since I only began leveling it a few months ago, after 6.1 dropped, but I can say it sucks dick right now. The DPS is fine I'm sure... but those goddamn casting time attacks. Yeah, it's thematic with the whole samurai sheathe-slashing meme, but GOD DAMN does that mechanic feel like absolute shit to use on a job that's otherwise instant attacks like every other physical dps. It's so garbage that I'm never going to be willing to play SAM in any context other than leveling it to cap for the sake of capping.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Has it ever occurred to you that SAM not feeling like every other melee DPS is the whole point of it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          filtered

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          skill issue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          then the class isn't for you and you should play something else instead of saying it's garbage

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do i need tomestones capped now for new crafting gear mats or will it be a new tomestone during the first week?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they follow the usual trend, Astronomy will be used in buying a mat for the new combat gear, so get that shit 2k'd with next week's reset along with Aphorism to convert into Astronomy.

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is it worth playing the game if started relatively recently?. I heard somewhere that the lastest expansion is really the last one so i dont know if i am wasting my time evern trying.
    Would be way easier if i could play it as a single player game but it is an MMO in the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Endwalker is the end of the overrarching story that's been going on since ARR but it won't be the the last expansion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I heard somewhere that the lastest expansion is really the last one
      It's not. It ends a shitton of story arcs/wraps up a lot of the lore but the game is very much still going to continue with new expansions and shit.
      Also yeah, as an also new player.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XIV is gonna be pumping out new expansions until at least 2031.

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanted my dyeable summoner's coat but you guys are making this trial sound like the worst thing ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fine unsynced, just watch a video before you put up a PF

      >tfw nobody else will ever get the dyeable judge armor from savage Delubrum Reginae

      I have every single set from there, people late to the party get fricked.

      I've got a complete fending set and a complete casting set, couldn't be assed to grind out more and I don't even like the casting set but I wanted it to beat duels with

      >PF Savage strats that require pixel-perfect Waymark placement for mechanics or people fricking die, because they never learned the mechanics proper in the first place

      >homosexual dies
      >says nice waymarks in party chat
      Never gets old.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it’s an extreme. it’s not hard to learn and it’s forgiving since the dps check is nonexistent and it has almost no raidwipe mechanics, but it’s at a level where casual shitters get filtered by the mechanics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The stuff we're talking about here is mainly for when the trail was current content. Unsynced, you can frick up multiple mechanics and it won't wipe the party and its still clearable.

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thry should honestly gate af behind an extreme again. and not jokes like zodiark but something that can filter idiots like memoria miseria did

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw nobody else will ever get the dyeable judge armor from savage Delubrum Reginae

    I have every single set from there, people late to the party get fricked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And you have no friends.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homieh do you know how many people you need for DRS?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and the grown men acting like women in your trooncord aren't your friends.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >grown men acting like women
            A lot of women play xiv ackshually.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I want my bf to cosplay as his cute elezen

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno where the troony!!!!! EVERY "WOMAN" PLAYING IT IS A troony meme comes from when WoW was notorious for bored women and stay-at-home moms playing it. Even without taking a side in the succession wars I don't see where there's any room for confusion and misrepresentation on that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It started back in 2014 when trannies started to get more and more vocal. Eventually it spread to Ganker because the majority of them were mentally ill and pretended to be women on /LULZ/ before spreading to other boards.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In fairness /LULZ/ deserves to get catfished, but no that's not what I was saying, I'm saying we've had 20 years of an MMO known to be full of w*men but some people want to act like no other MMOs could possibly have Real Actual Women.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >there are women on this board right now
                b-bros?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                don't be fooled anonymous, they don't shave their legs and they've got unkempt happy trails and awkward laughs

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but I’d happily be friends with a woman like that because I just need a friend to play with on this game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be your friend anon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What DC? I don’t care if you’re a guy or a woman.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Crystal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah that sucks, I’m on Chaos.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >my catboy friend that I met in 1.0 turned out to be a girl after she invited me to voice with her back in 2.0
              honestly, not unexpected. FF and fujoshits have gone together like peanut butter and jelly since the 90s.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cute c@ and cute self-inserter

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This sucks. Whenever I queue for something there's a chance I'll be stuck with a fricking woman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw his content is getting worse because the proportions of the girls are getting bigger and bigger and less realistic and more cartoony
          feels bad man

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >less realistic
            Oh shut the frick up, you have no idea about what reality is even like you stupid twat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not even remotely true
      aether has ABBA and lego steppers which run the content multiple times per week
      i forgot the name of the crystal one but i think they host drs runs too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?? are you moronic there is an entire discord for this shit, people still do fricking eureka and get the armor and mount

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a femlala ojousama villain that has endless simps that follow her around while she treats them like garbage, using them as stepstoold and the like.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized I still have old SHB tomestones to convert, where do I go do that again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NPC in Revenant's in the NE-most tent.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mor dhona

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >filters your path

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >players are generally enthusiastic and optimistic about its future
    Hell yeah I can't wait until they delete yet another ability from my favorite class

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't play SAM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care for SAM, but even in the process of taking it from 80->90 I feel that one skill missing pretty hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I for one will be happy when they finally remove dissipation from scholar

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BLU is safe though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be glad to have them take Scathe away and give me a Thunder cast that doesn't look sad and boring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I still don't understand why they give us scathe.
        I guess its an instant cast and every class needs one? But why do they?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably just an artifact from a time where having an instant cast "i suppose you could use it to kill an 1hp enemy faster" mattered. So,

          scathe has no reason purpose yet i find myself using it a lot on enemies in dungeons and such that have like 0.5% hp remaining. it's worthless, that scathe couldn't even do 0.5%, and me casting it did nothing to the monster, yet I push it anyway. Usually after a fire 4.

          , basically.
          I'm just surprised it's still there considering how consistently solid Black Mage has been as a job recently.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only time I use it in any seriousness is Mist Dragon in The Burn, since the gaols it puts up will die to any tap damage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        scathe has no reason purpose yet i find myself using it a lot on enemies in dungeons and such that have like 0.5% hp remaining. it's worthless, that scathe couldn't even do 0.5%, and me casting it did nothing to the monster, yet I push it anyway. Usually after a fire 4.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for them to toss the newbie trap that is Freecure into the trash.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes 5 is my favourite season of Freecure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DRG would be way better with 1 or 2 abilities combined

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They really need to combine a couple of the buffs

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are players getting worse? I just had the fricking worst run of dreamscape. homies dying to the second and third bosses and they took forever to actually kill. How moronic can you get.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only people subbed to the game right now are the type of people who have more hours roleplaying than actually playing the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they all had deck out adventure's plates.

        I still see people die a lot on Rancred (I forget the name of the boss) even though the mechanics are really simple

        Christ still? I can only imagine e12.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the feeble shield really did protect nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I still see people die a lot on Rancred (I forget the name of the boss) even though the mechanics are really simple

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fatebreaker

        DRG would be way better with 1 or 2 abilities combined

        You're actually in luck, recent interview said they don't want to really change how DRG plays, just debloat its buttons a bit, though delaying its rework suggests they want to do a bit more than that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get how those red/blue circles work.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          While he's casting turn of the heavens he'll be either red or blue. If its blue you stand near the red circles and vice versa.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought you were supposed stand in the opposite of the one the boss is in. I always tried to lure the boss so that it stands in one and I stand in the other kek.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really want a midlander wife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Show her feet instead you weak chinned gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shoo, shoo, you're supposed to be dead, Yotsuyu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are so many NPC midlanders that look like wife material, like the mender in diadem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cute and sexy feet!
        I wish the open toe heel and sandal mods worked on male characters...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want a Fordola wife

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna buff MCH r-right

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Like a RDM sword.
    >But hate the crystal it's paired with.
    >or vice versa
    Man I wish you could mix and match.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did any other non-MSQ dungeons get changed in the last update besides Dzemael? Was surprised to see it got nerfed but only in one section, and they bothered to redo some of the lighting so it's not so dark & drab the whole route.

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AIEEEEEEEEEEE CATBOYS

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Log off XIV
    >Get on Xbox
    >Want to log back into XIV because I have nothing to play aside from my backlog of boring games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My soul has been locked to this game, hasn’t it…

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry. You'll get tired of it eventually. Everyone does from time to time.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which of the ranged DPS is fun anons?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Machinist the best mechanically, but as a mincing homosexual for dance and The Arts I love Dancer and its animation work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of them. They're all miserable chores to play.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically Bard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      None of them are great, but Bard is exceptionally shit.

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *jumps out your window*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks he can escape
        Cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I FRICKING LOVE KRILE
      WHY DONT WE HAVE KRILES HAIR YET
      IT BETTER BE RELEASED SOON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THREESOME WITH KRILE AND TATARU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        curing krile's echo headaches with orgasms

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the dye system in this game SUCK and why are there so little of them? I almost feel kinda spoiled because of the metric frickton of dyes I have in gw2 and just how freely I can apply them to my sets on there. Still enjoying FFXIV heaps so far though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it was clearly meant that players would be able to dye details, now we have this horrid system where you have to guess if the creator of the piece cared or simply took the whole texture and adjusted the hue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      XIV has a very strict material budget on meshes. Which is why it's able to run 144hz no prob, unlike GW2 which plummets its framerate if you decide to swing your camera a certain way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I’m still amazed that a 10 year old game can make my PC chug along at 10 FPS if I turn around too fast

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like GW2 has the world's worst CPU-driven culling system in the world. I can't think of any other reason why its performance is so unable whenever the camera moves around.

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i bounced off the game at the "get better armor" quest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your artifact armor quests?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the one at the literal beginning of the game

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah you big baby you had me worried you were filtered by something actually important.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >no fall guys xiv crossover
            Kill me, Squenix

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it was the walking that killed it for me tbh guess i just don't like mmo's

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That's fine, ya' tried.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Guessing he means the level 5 armor check where you have to those adorable cute leather sandals for your catgirl and explose her toes from her previous level 1 foot prisons

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >play femlala
    >only get tells from the creepiest fricking male midlanders with fricking smiley emojis and cutesy language like they're baiting a fricking toddler to come get some candy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i swapped to femlala a long time ago and never went back but jesus christ the amount of tells and interactions i get now compared to before is insane.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last message I sent a lala was a threat of punting them off a cliff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Such a sweet little princess:) you are Bea Arthur 🙂

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I meant to type beautiful stupid android

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make a gag alt lala that's kitted out in applicable gear and looks pretty normal to mostly just sit around in town with to see if anyone reacts
      >character name is a pun on the fact she's wearing no pants under everything else, and is in fact wearing no pants but you can't see it from above due to the other equips
      >so far nobody has called me out

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Femlala since 5.2
      >Only tell I've ever gotten was someone asking me where I got the dwarf tank.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL BE MY LAMITT YOU WILL BE MY LAMITT YOU WILL BE MY LAMITT YOU WILL BE MY LAMITT YOU WILL BE MY LAMITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you get used to it. which is unfortunate since i'd love to be someone's secret e-girl gf but they don't have anything resembling subtlety or nuance

  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >femqo'te
    >never had a single tell from anyone ever
    I'm half convinced that people always exaggerate this shit but maybe my character just looks like shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DC?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chaos I think. I'm on Louisoix

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Germans and French are soulless monsters

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can I come visit you

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            no

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              why

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                too shy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      any primal players that enjoy smashing FL? need some pals

      femcats are literally the most popular race but random tells absolutely happen I've gotten about 4 in 400 hours of playing as a malera

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got a couple tells while playing as a male roe, but mostly because I was wearing a Bartz dancer glamour. I've moved to highlander male since.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >as a malera
        What does yours look like? Mine looks like some shmuck that just walked straight out of the Steppe. Also am using face 1 because the other faces looked weird to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've had a few people send me omg-ur-so-pretty tells over the years. There was one guy who started trying to flirt with me until I reminded him that there are no girls on the internet, and then he fell back to "ha ha I knew that ha ha it was just a joke ha ha", and then near as I can tell he switched servers and changed his character name.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WoW quality
    >when the game is so limited by its engine and animations the only way fights can be designed is memorizing a DDR routine of when and where to stand until you inevitably don't remember and frick up
    For what it's worth, any raid bosses in WoW that do this are also dogshit to the point where players started making add-ons to do the simon says for them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      at least know what game you are trying to compare ff too before making such a moronic post.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >where players started making add-ons to do the simon says for them
      Wasn't that because frick-all is telegraphed in WoW fights? There's either a castbar or a visual aid for near everything in XIV.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >WoW fights so impossibly hard you have to cheat to complete them
        >XIV fights so easy the waymarkers were nerfed because you could trivialize every fight by following a glowing letter
        I don't know what's worse here as an outsider to both games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WoW fights weren't hard, they were total bullshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WoW raids weren't that hard where an addon was needed, I remember doing WoTLK raids without it, its just using DBM became so widespread people expect you to have it and obey it to the point where even the dev team started building fights around the player using it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look you're playing an MMO, you're playing Simon Says no matter what. In a more action driven MMO you're doing it with movement and in a slower sandbox-y MMO you're doing it with boss mechanics and the raid takes four hours.

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If two people with the echo have sex, can they use the echo mid frick to feel each other's pleasure like psychics from babylon 5

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can apparently use it to merge ex. Ascian Prime so probably

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope papapachin finishes his DMC mod series with a nero gunbreaker

  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New XIV thread!

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is general behavior. But I'll accept it because it's a positive OP for once instead of some homosexual's bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats cause mods delete non hate xiv threads on sight

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ehhh it varies. They'll leave outright porn threads for XIV up for a long time too. Janny-san deletes it whether it's negative or not when he's gone without hot pockets for a while.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >only ever do the MSQ duty roulette
    >too afraid to do anything else now because of how hard I fricked up that dungeon with the morbols while my party verbally assraped me for my moronation
    Call me a Black person, a homosexual, or a Black personhomosexual should it please you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aurum Vale's rough on everybody doing it for the first time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AV was the game's first true wall, and even being much more simplified now it can still rape noobs. It was so bad back in the day that people were entirely unwilling to run it more than the one mandatory jaunt for GC shit, and would abandon duty the instant it popped. It's the reason we have that 30 minute lockout now if you dip out, because bailing on AV was so ubiquitous that people who were having trouble getting it done when ARR was current content spent months REEEing on the official forums over leavers.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Future plans include chocobo gear, rearing, battle, mounted content, and shared chocobos, to be released
    sequentially after version 2.0.
    >New primal battles: Summoning system that awards the ability to summon primals to Free Companies that defeat them.
    >Free Company-specific content to earn points used to improve company rank, gain access to personal
    estates, perform cooperative synthesis.
    >Planning to convert all dungeons into instanced raids. Release of content finder
    >Enemy leader and group systems to be removed before version 2.0.
    >Enemy "call for help" system released in patch 1.19, causing nearby enemies to link when called.
    >New taming ability available to certain jobs and classes after version 2.0.
    >Incapacitation of body parts for boss fights, encouraging party members to focus on single targets for more
    engaging battles.
    >Summoned and tamed pets will not count as party members, and will develop over time. Release of a
    "companion" system for these pet NPCs to fight alongside PCs.
    >Creation of more character customization options (e.g . , hairstyle).
    >Delivery system to enable sending of items to safehouses and other players.

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