FFXIV

Why do people defend all the fakeout deaths in the writing of this game? If they don't want to kill anyone off than just stop pretending to at least it's gotten tiresome.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Because half of the fakeout deaths are supposed to be deadly fights where the character almost dies and drooling morons simply convinced themselves that it's a fakout thanks to already assuming once a character's current arc is winding down it's time to off them. Basically redditors who transpose Hollywood tropes onto every other piece of media because they lack the literacy to enjoy anything else.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ffxiv has worse writing than Hollywood tropes thoughever, it has anime tropes so tired they make your mom pussy after I'm done dicking her look fresh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      half of the fakeout deaths are supposed to be deadly fights where the character almost dies and drooling morons simply convinced themselves that it's a fakout thanks to already assuming once a character's current arc is winding down it's time to off them. Basically redditors who transpose hollywood tropes onto every other piece of media because they lack the literacy to enjoy anything else.
      Defend Gosetu's "death" scene. Explain what literacy I need to understand the point of that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That anon is a dumb homosexual but Gosetsu's death fakeout actually does serve a purpose. The primary theme of SB is "dying is easy, living is hard". Gosetsu is trying to find an easy way out of dealing with his own sins by seeking an honorable samurai death. The kami refuse to let him die and instead force him to find proper redemption.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Resorting to "your mom" insults
    https://litter.catbox.moe/kwfwwo.mp3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is it bad that the first thing I think about when I see this is BBC?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry anon, you have a terminal case of Americanization.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >e-celebs are killing servers again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How come? I thought that was tomorrow

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whats happening tomorrow?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            All i know is mogstatation maintenance

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          another asmongold tier streamer starting the game

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hwy would girls ever wear clothes calling themself a b***h

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SCHs continue to prove they are the most annoying the shits in the game since the beginning.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't respond to the avatargay. Talk about the game (which he doesn't play despite defending it every single day for over a year now. And report him for avatargayging, last threads I got pinklala's post removed so Janny's are actually doing their jobs against them now.

      >SCHs continue to prove they are the most annoying the shits in the game since the beginning.
      No that'd be WHM's, lost count of how many times our tank in a DF died because the WHM was spamming holy and not healing during double pack pulls. WHM's think they're a dps job.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        As a fellow WHM I apologize for my brethren. They just like the shiny explosions..

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        All healers are green dps dumbass.
        If the tank is dying with 7 seconds of no damage coming out, that's a tank and other dps issue.
        WHM is shit now though, I'll admit. Sage is the only one that feels alright to play.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alright ladies, let's try to make it 50 whole posts before you start seething about wow again

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh. I thought the Moogle thing started already.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    First reply again when XIV is in the title. Do you have a bot set up or do you just camp the catalog for the 16 hours that you're awake everyday? I'm leaning towards bot at this point.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>Is that purple lala still playing? :^)
    Oh so you're the purple lala simp (aka the purple lala himself samegayging). Really supporting the theory that you lalagays are all the same person.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I checked the exact time purple lala posted that, it was after 10 am EST. Notably, he has not been seen outside of the hours of 4 and 10 am EST. Just like the other 4 lalagays, he also COINCIDENTALLY sleeps between the exact hours of 4 and 10 am EST. Very, very curious.

      Would love if this board had IDs and all vpns were blocked so this homosexual would be exposed once and for all and pretending to be multiple different avatargays but then he just wouldn't bother shitposting here ever again. Which is also acceptable.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it allowed to go on though? Why do they refuse to moderate the xiv generals at this point? I don't get it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      First reply again when XIV is in the title. Do you have a bot set up or do you just camp the catalog for the 16 hours that you're awake everyday? I'm leaning towards bot at this point.

      wait, i just came here and somebody is parroting me?
      wtf man, i'm glad jannies knew that turd was mimicing me kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf man, i'm glad jannies knew that turd was mimicing me kek
        Why would jannies delete a post for 'mimicing' you? That's not against the rules.
        And I thought you weren't an avatargay so why would it be mimicry if someone else used your picture?
        Why is this the one and only time that avatar has had a post deleted?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          idk but its ME who always asks about pruple lala thats why I was surprised that guy has his message removed and people were shitting on him LMAO

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's here

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Skipping dialogue already
    Yeah he is based.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he playing the game when he's just gonna skip the story? Unless he plans to be an endgame raid streamer which I doubt he's just gonna piss off anyone who would want to watch him play the game, FF andies don't give money to streamers who play the MSQ while skipping cutscenes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He already has one bag in had. FFXIV community is literally that easy to farm money off of.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he did it because of a charity stretch goal iirc

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he playing the game when he's just gonna skip the story? Unless he plans to be an endgame raid streamer which I doubt he's just gonna piss off anyone who would want to watch him play the game, FF andies don't give money to streamers who play the MSQ while skipping cutscenes.

      Who are you anons referring to?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This dude https://www.twitch.tv/cdawgva

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          who is this...?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          CDawgVA on Twitch

          who is this...?

          >STOP TALKING ABOUT THE GAME TALK ABOUT ECELEBS

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I legitimately just randoml coivd out about it two days ago, no fricking idea who he is

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          CDawgVA on Twitch

          God, this is cringe shit. People watch this? A V-tuber trying too hard to be cute and some dude with the lowest energy possible.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that guy is like watch paint drying

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah

            though if you want to have some fun, you can report the people following him around for stalking you

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >open up
          >see a sage shield him fighting random mobs in what looks like la noscea
          >close stream
          That was a shit tier crit shield though. 11k? Embarassing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Sanitised left wing corpo podcast

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >someone with a decent fanbase finally gives in to play the game (after racking in 1 million dollars)
          >he looks like he's about to kill himself
          Monkey's paw curls

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh I don’t care about streamers playing my game, never needed them and never will need them. But I hope he can at least to to titan because that hooks more normalgays and the song is good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        CDawgVA on Twitch

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >CDawgVA on Twitch
          Is that that dude who's fricking every large name vtuber chick?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I unironically never heard of him unless just now because of him playing the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Is that that dude who's fricking every large name vtuber chick?
            >fricking every large name vtuber chick?
            Why do morons on Ganker think that if any celeb or eceleb is doing things with female celebs/ecelebs, it means they're going around fricking them? Do you morons really have this low amount of social awareness? It's just business.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              All I know is he's a fairly attractive male streamer who seems to constantly orbit large female vtubers, even meeting with them IRL, and is particularly associated with Mouse. I know enough about guys and girls from actual life experience to tell you he is 100% fricking every single one of them and only their simps believe otherwise. A popular, wealth, influentual and attractive guy with females constantly around him is always fricking said females.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He fricks that big tiddied former jav actress, while cucking a bedridden disabled vtuber who is genuinely in love with him.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >single mom
              >pretending to be young
              looks like, sounds likes and smells like trouble

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >is friends with hasan
          Should kys himself just for that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Hasan streams FFXIV
            the community would become worse than it already is

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >"hahahaha this fricking FASCIST nazi FRICK built a wall!! This guy think he's TRUMP or something??"
              His commentary on ingame xiv politics would be riviting

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                CDawgVA on Twitch

                This dude https://www.twitch.tv/cdawgva

                >moron political points is riveting
                Can you homosexuals stop. Stop inviting these fricking imbeciles into the game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Just ignore him, he's been schizoing out for the past like 6 hours.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                My bad I won’t invite them anymore. I thought when I invited CDawgVA to this game everyone would be fine with it but I realize my mistake now.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See that you don't.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                SE invited them by paying them under the table like they did Asmon to promote the game as Dawntrail's release approaches.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We already have enough of those types here. It wouldn't change much.
                >Wooooooooow there's so many of you guys playing the fricking child race. I'm just gonna say it, nobody else wants to say it, but I'm gonna say it: You guys are pedophiles. Straight-up, nobody would ever play the child race unless they wanted to frick them dude. Oh wow, some chatter just said it's just because they're cute, only pedos think children are cute dude. HU-HAAAA, AAAAAHAHAAAAAA YOU GUYS ARE SO COOKED HOLY SHIT HOW DO YOU NOT REALIZE YOU'RE ALL PEDOPHILES DUDE?! HOLY FRICK EVERYBODY WHO IS A PEDO IS GETTING BLOCKED DUDE, HOLY SHIT

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Shalom

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he playing the game when he's just gonna skip the story? Unless he plans to be an endgame raid streamer which I doubt he's just gonna piss off anyone who would want to watch him play the game, FF andies don't give money to streamers who play the MSQ while skipping cutscenes.

      [...]
      Who are you anons referring to?

      This dude https://www.twitch.tv/cdawgva

      CDawgVA on Twitch

      have a nice day.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    which FF14 girls are made for black men?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There are ones that arent?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Krile is going to be main girl soon

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the end of endwalker was especially egregious.
    i really thought they'd kill off sholta by now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Ultima Thule sacrifices aren't fake out deaths. You're told almost immediately that there's a way to return them, but that you can't use it until after you've won. The point is that they're anteing up their lives, in total trust that you will win and then they will be fine.
      It's more like a "I'll handle these guys, so you go on ahead" type of thing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Which is why after every sacrifice the remaining characters cry about losing their friends.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy how people never understand this. XIV players are so dumb.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy how people never understand this. XIV players are so dumb.

        Literally everyone understands that and that's why we think it's dumb. It's melodrama that's played way too hard when they even told you upfront that it's not going to stick.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally everyone understands that and [proceeds to misunderstand it]

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Show me where the misunderstanding is. I'm well aware of what's happening in the story, why they're sacrificing themselves, and that it tells you upfront that it will be undone. Except that's exactly what's stupid about it because it then proceeds to be overly melodramatic with it all and has the tearjerker music playing and everyone crying. It's more dramatic than actual death scenes like Haurchefant and Papalymo, and it's completely empty and forced because you already know they're coming back.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you're walking through countless civilisations that once lived and thrived
          >walking among lifeforms that reached the absolute peak of wisdom and strength and who all decided to rot and die there, welcoming death with open arms
          >Meteion makes every scion understand how meaningless their battle is, yet they keep sacrificing themselves, trusting you completely, knowing that you will overcome the odds, even if they're the absolute despair of the entire universe
          >You end up walking completely alone, all your companions dead, the sound of your footsteps resonating in the silence of a ghost town
          >yet you keep pressing on, forging ahead
          >UUURRGHHH ITS SO DUMB ITS NOT SAD

          You gotta be moronic if you don't understand why it's absolute kino.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They're not dead and they didn't sacrifice anything, even they know that because Y'shtola is the one who looks at the camera and tells the player that the Azem stone will just summon them back. Thancred is the only one who has any claim to sacrificing himself and his 'death' is also the one that's completely glossed over.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The Ultima Thule sacrifices aren't fake out deaths. You're told almost immediately that there's a way to return the
        Ok so what was with the sad music then everytime they "died" (especially with G'raha)? They did the same shit when G'raha "died" at the ned of 5.3 (despite he himself directly telling you his soul is safely in the crsytal and only his body is dying), they acted (straight down to the music and how your character reacted) as if he was ACTUALLY dying when he turned to crystal, while also telling you he wasn't really dead. It was so fricking emotionally manipulative and moronic and ruined the ending to an otherwise great post-expansion storyline. If they ACTUALLY killed him that would've been good and a great send off. But they couldn't do that, but STILL tried to get the emotional payoff of killing him while not actually killing him. God I hate Shitikawa.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Explaining why Ultima Thule is kino using One Poker, the best Kaiji arc
        Based.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm confident that people who hate Ultima Thule can't see the apple.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't use it until after you've won
        but you use it BEFORE you've won
        that whole chapter is literally just walking to the top of a frickin hill while sad music plays in the background
        and then poof, they're back

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    'shtola on the 'log

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >on-model
      YEEEESSS YEEEEEEESSSSSS

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >old gear will get updated during the patch cycle
    Fricking sucks. Updating ALL of the AF sets should've been the first gear to fricking update. Frick everything else. I only hate that statement more because I bet MOST gear won't be updated until the last fricking patch of the expansion. Or we'll get the same "o uh we'll get to it eventually, please look forward to it!".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They did the same thing with Duty Support in EW. Patch by Patch

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >queue as tank but your healer doesn't do dps/heal only
    >queue as healer but your tank single pulls
    which is worse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom.
      Top I'm still dpsing and the dps are still dpsing. But the bottom is just a snoozefest for everyone.

      reminder theres only one Ganker approved xivstreamer

      That's not hyura

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Single pulling tank
      2 DPS make up for the shitter healer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the latter. sylvies are less of a detriment than chickenwuss tanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >wall to wall pulling tank that doesn't use cooldowns and 2 single targeting dps
      This one is my favorite.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you queue as heal you can pull mobs to tank/use rescue to drag tank, but playing as a tank I can't force my healer to dps...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, then the tank stops aoeing to "teach you a lesson".

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          eh. its the tank/heal dom/sub relationship is only sexy if you get rewarded with dick for good performance, not punished with dick for bad performance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom easily

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reminder theres only one Ganker approved xivstreamer

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://streamable.com/cqubs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've been watching less Xemo recently cause the gamergate circus has been hilarious and neverending.
        I have dozens and dozens of xemovids to watch now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >ACT bottom right
        SOVL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've started watching xeno a few weeks ago and he's funny and kinda based. He also fricked this 18 years old girl and caused a lot of seething which makes him extra based to me.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I keep hearing about this drama from homosexuals like sleepy raijin but I never quite got who was this jailbait that he fricked? I know he was fricking that onlyfans girl leyah or whatever but who else?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Rich Campbell

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so did he do it or not

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What? Have sex with sexfriend he has sex with ma'y times with already?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing gays lining up in the Crystarium to "welcome" him to Shadowbringers. Was perhaps the most pathetic display I'd ever seen in my life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Pyromancer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Last I saw of Pyro he had a (justified) meltdown over his house being demo'd with items still inside forever deleted because he forgot to resub because of the lack of content right now

      https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2130234774?t=2h0m21s

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >justified
        If you're a grifter that's gonna dip for 6 months after a meltie, don't expect to keep shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So I'm guessing after listening to the rant he's not getting invited to the Media Tour, huh?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i wish bald man xeno was invited...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure you can talk to some vendor to get your shit back. That being said no one tell him that so he stays gone

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Another 35 days after the demolition occurs, the furnishings are permanently deleted if you didn't reclaim them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh stinky

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >house is limited
        >only plaid because it was the current trend
        >gone for months
        >loses house because he's not maintaining it
        >thinks he is justified in being upset
        It's his own fault. It's even worse given the fact that he never went back to the game after the hype died down and only tried going back when the twitch stream hype had come back for a bit. Dude grifted and paid for it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I should be able to take up the limited housing space because I got in at one point and hold it indefinitely despite my lack of interest in the game, and there should be literally nothing to free up that space (despite me only getting a space because someone else lost their space due to the same exact freeing up process) even if I want to take half of a year off without ever touching the game
        Are there actually morons like this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How are these fricking losers that popular? Is it only because they're lolcows people tune in to make fun of?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Initially, they aggregate viewers because the playerbase are emotional vampires who enjoy watching people play through the story.
          Once they're through the story, people will only keep watching for one of two reasons. Either
          >They found the streamer entertaining beside the game
          or
          >The streamer is a fricking schizo or lolcow that's entertaining to watch like you'd watch videos in rekt threads on /gif/ or /b/
          If they do not fit into either of these, the streamer will just fade off into obscurity until they find another game's playerbase to leech off.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i mean, he isn't really popular especially now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pyromancer is not popular. He had 5 minutes of fame during the xiv boom (a thousand viewers peak maybe), had a melty, and everyone left.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He had 11k viewer peaks, with 5-7k average. He was signifiicantly more popular than Xeno at that point. Funny how things turned out.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he's a wowgay that does lore discussions with a decent follower count
          but really hes gone through a lot of melties and that one video is just one of his many
          he even fought with his own twitch mods at one point

          he's been doing fine lately, he's accepted the whole drama shit and been getting mental help
          he hasnt really done much lolcow shit lately because hes just back to being a wowgay again

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Calls Square Enix greedy for the housing and retainer system and tells them to go frick themselves
        >#AD, Sponsored by @Square Enix!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lmao its funny but i would assume since he has low sub count and fell off pretty hard he takes whatever he can or he would have to go back to walmart

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Admits he and his wife live frugally right now and struggle to afford subscriptions
        How long till Pyro has to go back to working at Best Buy?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do they live frugally, or do they live "frugally" owning three cars, twelve streaming service subscriptions, a pet groomer, and a horse?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            bro he has like 600 subs which is like $300 and he gets no donations lmao

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Do they live frugally, or do they live "frugally" owning three cars, twelve streaming service subscriptions, a pet groomer, and a horse?
            He mentioned a while back they sold the house that he bought with all his streaming money he made from grifting the MSQ and had to move into an apartment so make of that what you will.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Man, how do you frick up your finances that badly?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dude actually thought he hit it big with XIV and that grifting it would let him live that kind of lifestyle. Maybe he could've kept it another half a year if he didn't actively ruin his own livelihood. But XIV's content drought post-EW broke each and every longtime XIV streamer, even if he hadn't had melties then grifting XIV wouldn't be sustainable. It's actually pretty funny, SE doesn't care at all about streamers or watchability or keeping people playing their game lmao.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              you guys sure know a lot about this streamer you seemingly hate

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How has he managed to make hundresds of WoW lore videos since he abandoned FFXIV after the War Within got announced, yet only ever made ONE FFXIV lore video in all his time with the game, despite literally ADVERTISING HIMSELF as THE "lore" guy with a fricking notebook writing down the lore as he did the MSQ? What the frick did he do with all those notes?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          XIV lore is pointless and no one actually cares about it, that's why. There's been like 5 different "loremaster" guys in the community and each one has faded out because the community doesn't care and there aren't any past events in-universe that tie into the game since ARR.

          >EW had literally nothing for midcore chads
          Try and defend this!
          I dare you!

          Midcore doesn't exist, the game just became easier.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            XIV "lore guys" aren't that popular because they aren't required for anyone interested in lore. XIV puts the lore in the game. It's understandable. You don't need to read 50 books to figure out what is going on. WoW lore guys got popular because they went out and got all the out of game shit, read it, and then made videos for everyone else.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That, too. EE are largely fluff and everyone hated EE3 for having nothing interesting.

              how good is the female hrothgar character creator?

              i want to make meme cats like servals

              No serval ears, lynx ears are the biggest but ears are still tied to face fir hroths.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                serval ears are very typical cat ears, i think itll be fine if theres cheetah-like patterns available

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Pretty much this. The game will dump cutscene after cutscene of lore on you, half of it is part of the main quest or tucked into quests for side content. The people who care about the lore don't have to go on some FromSoft context hunt for it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          FFXIV has all the lore available and easy to follow in-game.
          WoW "lore" is a mess of retcons, outside sources and constant direction changes. WoW lore guys can post schizo theories that make people wonder if it could happen.
          He tried his schizo shit with FFXIV only to have his theories BTFO by the game itself so he really had nothing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >No legitimate content for over 6 months
        What exactly is "legitimate" content for a wowtard who played for less than a year?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >What exactly is "legitimate" content for a wowtard who played for less than a year?
          I dunno, not Tataru's Grand Visual novel, for one (advertised as major patch content btw).

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Tataru's grand disappointment and Omega epilogue is about as much story content as you'd get from the raid series.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean... he's not wrong though. Maybe SE should put some more money into cloud storage instead of making flop after flop PS5 title. At the very least they could push the demo date to like 1 year or something... it's way too short as it is.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They send you an email long before they demo a house, not squares fault his to moronic to read his emails.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >There is nothing wrong with this game having no content, just unsub and play other games
        >Mad about losing your house? Haha it's your fault for not being subbed 24/7
        Oy vey

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lmao why would anyone want a fricking virtual house in an mmo?
          >zone into your house
          >welcome home, daddy!
          bros...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You know the deal if you want a house. If you want to take breaks then get an apartment or don't worry about it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He reminds me of that dude on tiktok punching the camera because "she told you she's not interested" or something.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick has EVERY SINGLE FF7 Rebirth stream of his been sponsored? Especially since he's been streaming it like once a week for over a month (and still isn't done). I'm pretty sure SE isn't giving out sponsorships for the game anymore yet Pyro (and seemingly only Pyro) is still getting sponsored to play it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the sabotender that broke a buck
        How did he do it? He was actually seething about that goofy event quest and the Sabotender.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola actually died like 4 times now.
    >bloody banquet
    >getting SLICED by Zenos
    >falling off the cliff into a bottomless ravine
    >muh emotions self sacrifice in space

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They made fishra look good???

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’m so happy with how she looks. I wonder if anything will change after the new benchmark

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Didnt know they finally made them look that good

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            They probably did some subtle shadow stuff like with lalas to make then look better. I’m sure that there’s still certain angles that will look fishy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they untied horns from face though, love fish face but can't stand the horns on it.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ryne bros....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      speaking of spoilers, are they reportable?
      I kind of want to go shout a few in Limsa just to ruin some gay's day

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sex with alisaie

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    game do are be you mod you?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Tsuyu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      gyatt DAMN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Source. Also, what sites are best for finding FFXIV 3D porn that isn't pixiv or the generals here? The generals don't even link to places where the good stuff is.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          SOURCE?

          https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/9932217/artworks?p=1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            We need more loporrit porn
            https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115392697

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Papalymo be like "wait a second, are those balls?"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          WoL, from behind him: "yes"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        More like Plap-alymo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        SOURCE?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tfw no insane(ly hot) chinese gf

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL PROVE I'M NOT AN OBSESSED SPAMMER
    I'LL POST COOMBAIT I FOUND ON GOOGLE IMAGES, THEN I'LL RANT ABOUT THE LALAFELLS
    NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No memearrows THEREFORE you look like that and say that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        delete your post dan backslide

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      am i aging myself if i read this in his voice?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mel Blanc is timeless

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >its another monopolized discord BA run and the community will black list you if you steal portals
    im making a lala alt to only steal portals im sick of these Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do i do BA if i don't want to join discord?
      I've seen the guide, i know the mechanics.
      I sincerely doubt this is how se wanted it to be done.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You don't.
        Most older/non-current content is gatekept by discords.
        Join them or don't play 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How do i do BA if i don't want to join discord?
      I've seen the guide, i know the mechanics.
      I sincerely doubt this is how se wanted it to be done.

      While I don’t agree with its monopolization and blacklisting, it at least makes it easy and convenient to hop into a BA run that won’t die on the first bosses like the old days.
      You don’t even need to talk to anyone, I don’t see much of a problem with it

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I finally decided to clear all Leves in the game, just finished the Battlecraft ones.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To the anon who posted their blue-haired miqo getting railed by a wolf: thank you and could you share it again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve tried for so long to find it again in the archives, but it’s totally lost

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>its another monopolized discord BA run and the community will black list you if you steal portals
    >im making a lala alt to only steal portals im sick of these Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what's happenin lil' chuddy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where did you get a picture of me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My FC stolen a ton of portals and still get in BAs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blacklist
      Oh no.
      >Stab portal
      >take self-healing logograms
      >be complete dead weight
      >repeat constantly
      The frick are they gonna do?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Y'shtola. That's all I want.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. Y'shtola is for loving cuddles and pillow talk

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh! Looks like you wandered into the bad part of the Black Shroud, and got ambushed by some Duskwight Elezen. Now you have to pay the toll.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shit and cum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're all weak to anal so I'd win.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Duskwight
    Gridania is full of beasts, those die just as easily

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you mod you're game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mental wellness.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you turn your warrior of light into a baldur's gate 3 character?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to start in DT.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bait not getting attention
    initiate modbeast dump

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what is blud waffling bout

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let my WoL marry her already.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry champ, she's going to marry Pipin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That Pippin has very long legs.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >than

    Hope english isn't your first language to commit such an error, you buffoon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >minor spelling mistake

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This you?

        What a cope, lmao, writing as 1st graders.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This you?

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's the most braindead dps to level that I have left

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bard, be warned, it's kinda boring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely bard.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      White Mage
      >But it's a healer
      I know what I said. It's completely braindead to play.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bard, then samurai

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching this guy streaming ARR and I forgot how comfy the beginning of the game was. How can people hate on ARR, it's so chill.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day WoWBlack person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      every braindead MMO junkie complains about the earlygame being way worse than it actually is

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "comfy" and "boring" are two sides of the same coin my man

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no matter how many club/party spammers I blacklist, more take their place...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a few months to show them the almighty power of the Void.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Come on sis! That is what our game is all about! Nightclubs!

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lalafell

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >3 minute dps queue for 50/60/70/80 roulette
    >22 minute dps queue for normal raids
    what the flying frick is going on

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    kill all lalafels. death to lalafels.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cavalry Elbst.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bring that up again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >HADO-GE
        Heh.

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the job action trailer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >YOOOOOOOO THEY BUFFED MY 123 COMBO BY 50 POTENCY CHAT THIS IS HUGE
      Who gives a shit lol. Expedient was the only interesting skill in EW job trailer and they nerfed it.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TLD
    total lalafell death

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >TLD
      >total lalafell dicking
      ftfy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to throw up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Post more lalafeet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine have all those precious and delicious lalafeet massaging your face...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          WHY AM I SO WEAK TO LALAFEET

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the new player experience in this game is so absurdly boring that normie streamers getting paid thousands of dollars an hour still get filtered before level 40.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He got a million dollars

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >normie streamers getting paid thousands of dollars an hour still get filtered before level 40
      , and that's a good thing!

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alisaie

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lalafell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      smol lalas

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did projared manage to not get filtered by ARR where all others failed? Is it because he spent thousands of hours playing FFXI back in the day?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get what you mean
      iirc projared played launch 1.0 and launch ARR

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYONE STFU ABOUT LALAFELL, THIS IS AN ECELEB THREAD NOW

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    male lalafells are androgynous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dont you even dare y82wpmoull summon him

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        okay ill just post "female" lalafells instead

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sex

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Like my wife (male) Giott.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mah, eat shit.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hrothgar players

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bitch
    >not BLACKED
    >no tattoo
    you had one job

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OLD HAG

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is purpl lalafel still here?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Die.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that one time a month ago jannie let a regular, non sticky xiv thread get to 800 post without it getting archived just so his lala buttbuddies could make one last post in.
    They didn't and the thread was finally archived at 900 posts after like 12 hours.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember that one time a month ago jannie let a regular, non sticky xiv thread get to 800 post without it getting archived just so his lala buttbuddies could make one last post in.
      >They didn't and the thread was finally archived at 900 posts after like 12 hours.
      I was there. That was my thread. I made it intentionally during the timeframe that the lalagays were asleep. It was about to archive JUST before they would normally wake up....then suddenly it just didn't. Instead, it stayed on page 10 for an hour, getting more posts than any XIV thread has ever gotten in this entire board's history, even more than the average /xivg/ thread, more than ANY unstickied thread on Ganker I've ever seen that wasn't some big major event. It was so fricking blatant that janny was keeping the thread alive artificially just so that his lala buddies could last-post it. Fortunately it didn't, and he had to let it archive finally. It was the first thread we had without even a SINGLE lalagay post in recent memory.

      That's when I knew the janny was behind the lalagayging, but it seems he's gone as now their posts get deleted when reported and they aren't seen as often.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bros I'm anxious about working on Blue Mage Log, what if the other BLUs laugh at the size of my spellbook....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >*throws a fish at you*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about the size anon, it's about how you use it. You can have a 72 spell long book, but it's really only the first 1/7th that actually matters in terms of performance

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fishing
    >watching chuds entrap pedophiles on youtube
    >about to make midnight pumpkin spice pancakes
    >arguing on Ganker
    YEP, it's real xivver hours

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always enjoy when the story defenders come squirming out of the woodwork to defend the absolute drivel that was endwalker
    reminds me of the good old days of Bioshock Infinite when people claimed that anyone who (rightfully) hated that shitpile's story just "didn't get it" as if the average person can't grasp alternate timelines
    you can understand what's happening in a story and still think it's moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >anon writes an essay about the story and his thoughts on it explaining exactly why he believes it either doesn't make sense or why it conflicts with whatever the story was trying to present
      >"ugh you just didn't get it plus you're barry"
      That's how it goes every time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        EW is kinda whatever, has some good bits like Hermes being a mirror of Emet, but it's the finale so everyone only cares that it somewhat stuck the landing. Myths of the Realm was the absolute worst piece of shit ever spewed into XIV since the very beginning. I am certain no one who wrote anything for that garbage played XIV at any point in their lives, nor did they even get a synopsis of Endwalker. And thats just the writing, never mind the fights being overly dull that they make some of the previous worst alliance raids like Syrcus Tower, Void Ark, and Tower are Paradigm's Shift look like they had effort put in. I hate everything about Myths and I think everyone involved should be fired and starve to death.

        Pathetic.

        Wife Zenos.

        i wish bald man xeno was invited...

        He's usually invited but never has anything of importance to say afterwards and his interview questions are always pointless.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >EW is kinda whatever, has some good bits like Hermes being a mirror of Emet
          Yeah, it certainly has some great stuff in it. In From the Cold is one of my favorite sequences in vidya, and Hermes is a fantastic character who's legitimately too high IQ for normalgays to ever understand. But there's so much wrong with it.
          >Myths of the Realm was the absolute worst piece of shit ever spewed into XIV since the very beginning. I am certain no one who wrote anything for that garbage played XIV at any point in their lives, nor did they even get a synopsis of Endwalker.
          The conclusion really does shit the bed and spit in the face of everything Venat and EW had to say about giving up and just dying when you feel tired. And the whole thing just feels like a very hasty excuse to sweep another piece of old lore out of the setting to make room for new writers who don't care about the old lore.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot to add to this, despite my problems with the raid series at large, I loved the first part. I've been an Ul'dah patriot since 1.0 and I think they really did justice to Nald'thal.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The worst part is myths could've been 99% unchanged, but Deryk convinced the others to live mortal lives amongst those they claim to cherish. I'd still dislike it for being overly masturbatory with WoL praise to the point it is definitely addressing the players and not the character, but at least the ending would be made some sense. Going back to Gridania and having Deryk give one last ancient reacharound for each member was the shit icing on the steaming turd. People b***h about the void being wrapped up, and justly so since it wasn't that good, but damn you know what? I'd take that over Myths any day.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Myths doesn't even have a story. It's literally just a thinly veiled excuse for raid content.

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    7 days

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mature lalafell women

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What server is he on?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but now that he started skipping every dialogue he's probably gonna ragequit so who cares.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And so it starts

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When is my viera getting visible hats?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We got some while you were busy complaining.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Post them 🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You only get this one because it's well-known.
          I shall give you none of my other secrets.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >tiny tummy window on the left rabbit
            wtf

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why havent you taken the lalapill yet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would if they also didn't make most mounts tiny too

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >streamers streamers streamers
    >ecelebs ecelebs ecelebs
    >lalafels lalafels lalafels
    jesus christ, fricking terrible thread. have a nice day.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Time, no more once upon a wolf.
    Take west,
    find your wolves and spread them wide!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >has a giant wolf companion
    YOU
    JUST
    KNOW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >giant wolf companion
      You will put respect on Dalamud's name motherfricker.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was severely disappointed in ARR when Fenrir wasn't a Dalamud primal.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >EW had literally nothing for midcore chads
    Try and defend this!
    I dare you!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro your criterions?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If criterions are midcore then so are savages.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          LMFAO!!!

          >they can't clear a savage
          Damn, really guys? Next you're gonna tell me you can't clear MINE Kefka Savage either cause it's harder than "midcore".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I can and I have but criterions still aren't midcore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Savage raids with echo are midcore content.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Bro your criterions?

        LMFAO!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Criterion will become the midcore content hopefully next expansion around 7.3. Give people lite-BiS obtainable by doing Criterions. Yoshi P can frame it as another handout option for people who do not wish to progress the raid tier with crafted gear or wait long enough to get tomestone handouts.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't buy anything because their payment processor is still having a temper tantrum

    nice, real nice

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Transfer character to dead world
    >Start having actual random interactions in the overworld
    nobody bothered to emote me in Balmung...

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Even highschool GIRLS can clear savage raids.
    Why the frick can't (you)?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This is the fruitiest homosexual rabbbit I've ever seen.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I reported
    RIP anon, thank you for your service

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THERE ARE STILL OVER 50 DAYS UNTIL EARLY ACCESS SHUT THE FRICK UP ALREADY

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Zepla

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gross

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        needs an edit with flatter chest, oversized bra and visible nips

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Someone posted something similar involving those 3 and got banned for 1 month for "e-girl porn".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        honestly i dont carry much pics of those characters
        all the korosuke mods have gotten much worse over time for some reason

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just got out of an extremely toxic xiv relationship where i was verbally abused for almost a month.
    How do i meet normal people to play the game with?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      change servers homie
      learn better with spotting those red flags from problem people that may ruin your experience and if you see one of these red flags, either start talking with officers or immediately leave

      remember, it takes at least ONE to destroy an FC/guild of 20

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I will only give you advice if you go into more detail and tell funny stories about your relationship.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >verbal abuse
      >online relationship
      A grown-ass man, probably over the age of 30, seriously let some words over the internet hurt him lmao why are millenials like this?

      Sisters... he's skipping cutscenes entirely now...

      Based, I love ARR but I also hate MSQ vultures who popped up in SHB. Anything that makes them squirm is right by me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I am a 19 year old teenage girl (female).

        I will only give you advice if you go into more detail and tell funny stories about your relationship.

        It was just unhinged, vile messages of calling me a cum gutter prostitute, Black person and other things.
        My friend thought that trade blocking me from teleporting away 30 times in a row was really fricking funny even when i asked him to stop.
        What sent him over the edge and forced me to block hik even on steam is that i began using airships, boats and just travel on foot whenever we were together.
        This one little act of mine which i thought was actually quite funny and put my point across just made him insanely mad.
        At one point of verbally abusing me i even asked straight up, "who am i talking to right now?", "is this actually the person i have been playing the game together for a year now. And since that wasn't enoung he even brought a friend of us to join in throwing slurs at me the second i logged in. I just left cwls, fc and blocked him on steam.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >My friend thought that trade blocking me from teleporting away 30 times in a row was really fricking funny even when i asked him to stop.
          That is pretty funny.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I am a 19 year old teenage girl (female).
          (X)Doubt

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
          >mfw thinking of you hurting
          Just talk to people and block anyone who acts like a c**t like your ex-friend.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >put up with that shit for a year
          Why are women so stupid?
          I remember some internet friend I had a couple years back got his panties in a bunch because I like e-girl and posted e-girl in the threads. Said he was gonna block me and I just told him to do what he had to do.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It all happened a month actually.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              move servers and look for a new fc
              imagine invites will come flooding in if you're not in one if you ask or even simply stand around

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is bald bald but not too bald to be bald but bald enough to bald?

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sisters... he's skipping cutscenes entirely now...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >play story driven game
      >skip the story
      why are people like this

      What the FRICK is that thing?

      have a nice day.

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    you're better off getting twitter freaks to go after them they're more unhinged than anyone here

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play story driven game
    >skip the story
    why are people like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're talking about it.
      That's why. Negative engagement is still engagement.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Story driven MMO is an oxymoron.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you announcing a report, anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt announce anything
      i merely showed someone the report interface

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK is that thing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its his grilfriend

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it speak like it's a moronic 4 years old child?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i think she has some sort of illness but dont remember which one

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Ironmouse originally planned to pursue a career as a coloratura soprano opera singer, but was diagnosed with common variable immunodeficiency (CVID), an immune disorder that has left her largely bedridden and isolated.
            Okay so she basically can't leave the house, can't eat most foods, etc. Goddamn.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i think she has some sort of illness but dont remember which one

          She's basically half-dead. Eats through a tube or some shit too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Ironmouse's distinctive, high-pitched speaking voice is the result of lung infection due to CVID complications which also resulted in her being on oxygen support 24/7; she has remarked that some people have refused to take her seriously because of her voice, and that some fellow streamers have been shocked to find out that it was her real voice, and not being manipulated with a voice changer.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >her real voice, and not being manipulated with a voice changer.
            /vt/umors are really the dumbest frickers imaginable, holy shit.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              motherfricker I'm just googling answers for morons who're askin questions, I don't watch vtubers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bijou speedlearning P9S as SGE was the only good stream content related to XIV in years.

      >ironmouse
      >isn't made out of iron
      >isn't a mouse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      His vtuber girlfriend who pretends to have a serious illness for money and is secretly in her 30's with a daughter from a high school relationship and who she abandoned to chase Connor's dick, and if you reveal any of this on /vt/ you will be banned in 10 seconds.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Don't ever post this pile of shit in a thread with me again.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do your job.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >kino premise
              >kino art
              >manic pixie DUDE ASS SHIT PISS BIG BLACK DICK FRICK PENIS XD troony shows up and drives the entire thing into the dirt because the author desperately wishes he was Quentin Tarantino
              I'm eternally mad that Ganker tricked me into reading that trash.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You are quite literally too moronic to be reasoned with.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >DUDE
                >STAR WARS XD
                >DUDE HEAVEN IS A LE KINOPLEX XD
                >BLACK PENIS XD

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Again, your inability to see the world outside of a spectrum of reactive memes or engage with fiction without your fried neurons only giving these responses is a tell for how low-IQ you are. I can't tell if you're above 70 at this rate, but you aren't making a good case.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I read your shitty fotm manga and it was garbage that abandoned a good, unique premise so the creator could jack off to Quentin Tarantino. Chainsaw Man was garbage too.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally still only communicating in the same exact spectrum of memes
                You can't help yourself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Character has a mental breakdown about their trans identity
                >Literally cannot stop thinking about how much simply having a penis is important
                >Narratively speaking also recognizes that most treasured and memorable heroes of fiction (film most especially) are men
                >Similarly has an extreme obsession with film, film heroes, filmic heroism, filming heroes, etc., of which the majority of heroes are men, and winds up following Agni, who is also a man, while recognizing themself as not a hero, not potentially the hero, and not even one who could theoretically be the hero in the desolate hellscape that is the world
                >Belts off on Agni about Penises and Anal because that's all that's on Togata's mind (plus it's just a single humorous page in a fully completed manga)
                Surrounding that singular page is a huge pool of metanarrative that's lost on invalids like you because the most you can retain is "Ugh, this is an immature joke. I'm mature, and thus this joke ruined the entire story".

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Everybody is a fricking psychopath because the world is ending and they're immortal. Not the best look for your anti woke agenda.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Hurr durr

                Yes I know the character is an obnoxious troony who derails the entire story and can not stop talking about movies because the author is obsessed with pretending to be Tarantino. You're not giving me any new knowledge here, it's a shitty self fellating manga.

                I'm at least glad you're content with recognizing you can only process media at the level of a middle schooler. I know Ganker is really a board filled with inbreds and other forms of genetic dead-ends, but the fact that you wear it with pride at least gives me hope you're deriving happiness from some other place.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I can process the story just fine, it's just shitty and masturbatory and you're having a total breakdown over it. Go scream into your pillow about how black penis buttholes are valid and too deep for chuds.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I know the character is an obnoxious troony who derails the entire story and can not stop talking about movies because the author is obsessed with pretending to be Tarantino. You're not giving me any new knowledge here, it's a shitty self fellating manga.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                POWER MENTIONED

                Doing the Yokai shit in ARR zones makes me miss how zones were made. Zones today are just boring open spaces.

                Yeah flying sucks and is always ALWAYS a mistake in MMOs

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There are literal streams (deleted, but archived in clips) of her talking about her daughter. She used to talk about her on twitter before she blew up. At some point she nuked every mention of her and even the /vt/ jannies help hide this, but this is easily found informnation even now.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >bro it's secret info she's trying to hide it it's a conspiracy
            homie she talks about her daughter anytime someone brings it up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        source?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          God told me in a vision

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Emetstans...

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how good is the female hrothgar character creator?

    i want to make meme cats like servals

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Mind my own business the entire game
    >Didn't interact with anyone
    >Finally finish EW MSQ (at the time)
    >Start hanging out in Limsa
    >Guy approaches me, we become friends
    >Guy invites me to a venue, his femra friend adds me on Friend List
    >Didn't really care at the time, played the entire game alone
    >She starts visiting me randomly
    >Slowly fall for her, we get really close
    >I confessed, she said she's not ready yet
    >We start dating and get together
    >We broke up but stayed together as friends
    >I still haven't gotten over my feelings for her
    >She starts dating a guy
    >I absolutely lose my shit, cry like crazy even though we're not in a relationship anymore
    >Cut off all contact with her

    Unsubbed from the game forever.

    I still want to play the game but everything just reminds me of her. What should I do?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      stop being so dramatic over talking to people
      you're either in a committed relationship or you're talking to others and it sounds like you were in the latter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If she was willing to do that to you then you dodged a bullet. That dude is likely going to get cheated on in the near future. Don’t worry about it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you at least smash or was this purely e-dating?

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    xiv has changed...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >femra
      YOU JUST KNOW

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I could fix her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why would you though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's going bald, dunkass, that's why.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          looks crazy as shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My type of girl but she will cheat on me and destroy my life.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >but she will cheat on me
            That's the best part.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              wish I had a cheating gf

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The pussy grip must be insane

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She'd look like a ghoul if you took her makeup off. She's fricking coated in it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's okay. I'm ugly too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >washboard
          >toon has OOGABOOGAS
          um, xivsisters? is this cope?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't notice her boobs were small. that's pretty cute haha

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Small breasts are cuter.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's a boy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            as much as I would love that to be true, it's not.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, that's a shame.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so does she have an onlyfans, or...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that one doesn't but this one does. no, I don't know it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What a world we live in... Any time you see a cute girl these days you can just pay to see her nudes, fap to her and delete her from your mind. It's so sad.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mentally ill women present themselves like this due to inexperience. It's the equivalent of incels squintmaxxing and mewing while wearing boots.

          Source: I made it the frick up but it sounds true.

          What a world we live in... Any time you see a cute girl these days you can just pay to see her nudes, fap to her and delete her from your mind. It's so sad.

          >he couldn't see any cute girls nudes in his mind before relying on porn
          While you studied the apple, I studied the breast.

          THE PEOPLE CRY OUT FOR MORE EVIL COUGARS

          No, she was a piece of shit. There is nothing worse than a terrible mother.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Mentally ill women
            >inexperience

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i wish the wowfugee migration never happened

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So do all who live to see such times.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down there, Gandalf.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doing the Yokai shit in ARR zones makes me miss how zones were made. Zones today are just boring open spaces.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they give you flight once you completely cleared an area so it's not so bad...

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >enter FFXIV thread
    >nothing but e-celeb homosexualry

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat her ass

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    THE PEOPLE CRY OUT FOR MORE EVIL COUGARS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I CAN FIX HER!

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >join an fc
    >the leader is a literal groomer
    why every time?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just leech the free bonus xp and mute them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was the same way on WoW, every "guild mom" has a gaggle of boys showering her with attention and those broads know exactly what they're doing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the leader is a literal groomer
        make yourself a qt bunboi toon and you'll be swimming in underage pussy. It's so easy.

        This shit makes me sick.
        SE allows these people to do this in their game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not a problem in JP, not a problem in XIV. That's SE's motto.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          do what, post selfies next to their toons?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You got the webm of the Emet cosplayer doing the emote?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but here.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine drowning in fujo pussy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Perfect, thanks

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >speed x0.25
              >the tit jiggles at the very end

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the leader is a literal groomer
      make yourself a qt bunboi toon and you'll be swimming in underage pussy. It's so easy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ron Burgundy plays FFXIV?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >just had a male dragon invite me to his fc an hour ago
      >"need an fc? we don't talk much and are pretty laid back haha"

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you incapable of seeing events from the characters point of view? Just because you know the character will be fine doesn't mean the characters do.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so is this heart of sabik thing ever gonna have any real resolution

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We already killed Ultima so no.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No because that would mean making side content mandatory again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They should make every raid mandatory.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ultima will be the main antagonist of the next 10 year storyline.
      It will be revealed that the Ancients and by extension all of mankind were created by Ultima and the lyrics of Athena the Tireless are sung by her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The Humes ever skew hist'ry's weave.
        >With haste they move, through too-short lives.
        >Driven to err by base desires.
        >T'ward waste, and wasting, on they run.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can't wait to replay XII again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It took them 8 years to address the fact Lahabrea still had that thing on him when he was succ'd. It's not coming up again for some time.

      Ultima will be the main antagonist of the next 10 year storyline.
      It will be revealed that the Ancients and by extension all of mankind were created by Ultima and the lyrics of Athena the Tireless are sung by her.

      >BUT THERE WAS AN EVEN BIGGESTER BAD GUY BEHIND THE SCENES
      Thankfully, XIV isn't written like WoW.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Thankfully, XIV isn't written like WoW.
        y-yeah haha
        I sure am glad we didn't just have an expansion establish that basically every faction of bad guys were actually just victims of something worse
        that would be silly

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That was already established in 4.4 and everyone laughed at it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            oh my bad, let me rephrase
            I sure am glad we didn't just have TWO expansions in a row establish that basically every faction of bad guys were just victims of something worse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Untill we deal with Sabik himself we'll first have to grind for his Heart, Liver, Lungs, Guts and Balls in order to fully form him and summon him so I bet it'll take a couple of expansions

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rurikhan is the only good XIV e-celeb

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    has the lalafell community ever recovered from the chairgate incident?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My dick never recovered from lala pussy and ass.

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lalagays actually got banned this time
    lmao

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that lalagays are all into diaper stuff?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      take a look at the average lala player and you tell me.

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    its so over

  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it too late to start on yokai watch? what are the needed blu spells to farm all of the stuff from it? or is any normal job okay for doing it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You've got till pre-Dawntrail maintenance in June. Just do a weapon a day and level some jobs while you're at it. It's piss easy, but incredibly tedious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It goes until Dawntrail so you'll have plenty of time to do it. Get Missile or Tail Screw for boss fates. Get Hydro Pull and Ram's Voice for trash mobs. Get some AoE primal spells too like Surpanakha.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        depends on what you want
        i think you can get most of the yokai watch pets in like an hours or a day

        You've got till pre-Dawntrail maintenance in June. Just do a weapon a day and level some jobs while you're at it. It's piss easy, but incredibly tedious.

        I'd like to get everything from the event. Seems to be more than enough time to get it done. Thanks anons.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      depends on what you want
      i think you can get most of the yokai watch pets in like an hours or a day

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the Nier raids, god that shit was boring as frick. TG Cid was better than all 3 Nier raids put together, Orbonne is still the GOAT. I hope the EW ARs are better.

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so what would be the best race/class for me to pretend to be a sprout to get groomed by some menhera BPD chick
    I'm thinking bunboy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to play a female character to get groomed in XIV these days. The meta also shifts at breakneck pace due to modmaxxing, it's basically not worth it anymore.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he's can't handle the modmaxx meta

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit

          this is worse than those weird ass twilight vampire mods that the chinks use

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it was a meme ff14 online was filled with troonys and spergs lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why does she have a woober?

          I'm going to miss TALES OF LOOOOOSS AND FIIIIIIIRE AND FAAAAIIIIIIIITH

          I miss the ARR, HW, and SB screens the most. Not fond of of the lyrics that have been a trend since SHB and I dread having to hear NO MORE ONCE UPON A TIIIIIIME every time I start this piece of shit game for the next 2.5 years.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >FFXI has the technology to let you set the title screen or even randomize it
            >XIV only lets you change it for the duration of your session and then it resets when you log out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          wew

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        mare ruined this game, but it's also SE's fault for having such godawful shitty behind the times lackluster character customization.

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The cat needs to be filled to the brim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >hate Y'shtola
      >love giant breasts
      Stop giving me conflicting interests.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No
        Fill up the cat
        overfill the cat

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          *unzips* For frick's sake, the kind of stuff I gotta put up with...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Good, good
            This gato needs to be turned into a bomb

            What is this mod?

            No idea I'm just downloading them off pixiv

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I need a xitter or some archive of all the images from this person

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Y'mitra needs to be filled to her limits as well for good measure. Ideally both at once.

                It's saki on pixiv
                https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/82790582

                Cheers for posting those. Y'shtola is by far my fav XIV waifu.

                No worries

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Cheers for posting those. Y'shtola is by far my fav XIV waifu.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I tried to warn u bro

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              meant for

              What a truly fricking abhorrent thread. I hate almost every single one of you disgusting freaks. The game unironically should have ended in Shadowbringers.

              🙂

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What is this mod?

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the ugly makeup ruin it

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So how much is Yoshi paying Cdawg to play the game right now? And aren't you supposed to disclose paid sponsorships?

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to miss TALES OF LOOOOOSS AND FIIIIIIIRE AND FAAAAIIIIIIIITH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder what snippet of the DT song they'll put as the login theme?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It should just be the prelude on a ukulele.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >missing the 90002 theme
      Fricking hate it and the Thule song. Garbage.

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no hype for DT?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >story looks generic
      >zones look generic
      >no real job changes
      >new jobs will just be remixes of existing jobs
      >no other content releases until next year
      there's nothing to be hyped for other than a new raid tier, whoop-de-frickin-doo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Call an expansion "Endwalker"
      >oops that's not actually the end at all hehe
      >most people are emotionally checked out because the story felt concluded
      >post-EW was extremely shit both storywise and contentwise with repeated content droughts that are killing the game
      >you now have to play even more shit to catch up to current content without a skip
      >Furshit being added to the game will increase the obnoxiousness of the furry community in the game even further
      >people are seeing through the fact that there is no midcore content in the game and losing interest fast
      >WoWgays that were pretending to like xiv shamefully crawled back to WoW after their xiv honeymoon ended and they learned the truth about xiv

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How will doomies cope when Dawntrail sells more than Endwalker?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Cata sold more than Wrath

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it already has though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            preorders are only a portion of overall sales, genius

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not a chance. there isn't much hype around DT and people are still getting their cards declined

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    thighlanders

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated cuties tbh. Shame they're going to dwindle with female hrothgar.

      the game has been shit since shadowbringers outside of the story the only good thing left is lalafell

      >outside of the story
      Oh no no no

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >oh no no no
        right I completely forgot that the story went to complete and utter shit after EW msq. It was so bad I fricking erased it from memory. I hope the Dawntrail exploration zone and XI crossover is good if not I quit forever and say playing DQX

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          stay* guess I'm a moronic esl now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Story went to shit with 5.3 tbqhwyf. I have no hope for either, Yoshida said "new battle content" for two fanfests then swapped to foray at JP FF which means we're getting a rush job that won't be up until 7 3 or even 7.4. Alliance raids have really dropped the ball since Paradigm, so the vanadiel stuff will coast entirely on nostalgia, and you know the gear will be trash and "inspired" instead of what people want.

          What a truly fricking abhorrent thread. I hate almost every single one of you disgusting freaks. The game unironically should have ended in Shadowbringers.

          It should've ended in HW if we're being honest.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'll take a rush job foray over the literally nothing in endwalker. I'm sure the XI stuff will just be nostalgiashit but I like XI so it will be nice to see even if its braindead as frick.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the game has been shit since shadowbringers outside of the story the only good thing left is lalafell

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMN

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What a truly fricking abhorrent thread. I hate almost every single one of you disgusting freaks. The game unironically should have ended in Shadowbringers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take the mod pill

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        even after all these years I don't understand the fixation modders have with trashy tattoos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick did i do

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You really think the the two people spamming play the game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >game should have ended on filler xpac
      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        5.3 objectively would have been the most kino ending possible.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          OMG THE MOST POORLY WRITTEN CHARACTER IN THE GAME JUST TURNED INTO WARRIOR OF LIGHT I AM A HUGE FAN OF FF1

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >OMG THE MOST POORLY WRITTEN CHARACTER IN THE GAME JUST TURNED INTO WARRIOR OF LIGHT
            Yeah it was kino.
            >I AM A HUGE FAN OF FF1
            This but unironically.
            Elidibus is also Zodiark, so having the final battle be against Zodiark, the first hero, taking the form of the Warrior of Light would have been the really appropriate and also kino. Just end the story at the death of Zodiark's soul, with the implication that the main body in the moon vanished just like when you kill Bahamut's crystal core and the rest of him disintegrates.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Elidibus is also Zodiark
              EOPs keep spouting this shit when it's clear in JP that Zodiark is basically a magic mech. That's why Fandaniel could merge with him. Elidibus just elected to do the honors. Learn JP or shut the frick up with your poorly translated fanfic.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >EOPs keep spouting this shit when it's clear in JP that Zodiark is basically a magic mech.
                Elidibus was used as the core of Zodiark in the summoning. He's Zodiark's crystal heart, reshaped back into the form of Elidibus. Fandaniel could hop in because Elidibus left the main Zodiark body and Fandaniel is an Ascian who knows how to bodyhop. Stop talking, lorelet.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hearts are pilots.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                EE3 explains that Zodiark and Hydaelyn are Guardian Forces, which are specifically a type of primal conjured by sacrificing one's essence to serve as the foundation of the summoning. The primal's crystal heart is its soul, which is why you can teleport inside Bahamut's heart and fight his core essence to kill him rather than fighting his whole body. Zodiark just removed his own crystal heart to try and help his friends, which left him vacant in the same way a corpse is vacant.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >this character sucks because it's poorly written and has little backstory or purpose!
            Okay we'll write the character into the story and give them some backstory and purpose
            >UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE THIS LITERAL WHO CHARACTER A MAIN FOCUS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It kind of did. what you see is a putrid husk, modded into a somewhat attractive husk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda did. EW didn't add much and only concluded what ShB brought in.

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >make random female character
    >load them up with big titty mods and loose clothing
    >run to a bunch of night clubs with public mare codes
    >do some half-assed RP as an incredibly derivative archetype of a cute anime girl with a verbal tic
    >make friends that have dance mods they actually bought on gumroad
    >get their discord, ask them for their payed mods
    >use illicitly gained mods to make even more friends on other DCs
    >people think you're cute and give you millions of gil just for existing
    >transfer gil to main and delete character and discord
    >repeat a few months later
    I don't even have to ERP, I just always skirt around it by saying something funny and log off with another 5 mil in my pocket. The other people always turn out to be unhinged manics and night club money is all fueled through RMT so I don't even feel bad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that's cool n all but uh, gil is worthless m8

      also you might be gay, unironically

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fanta from lala to roe and i don't regret it.

  122. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand the love for shitbringer. The vast majority of the game was dull filler with the most uninteresting factions in the game. Ishikawa sucks ass at world building and lore. She just lifted the plot from FFXI

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone ever run into those gay furries that are on every site who dick suck emet selch and really hate venat and hermes

    They are on almost ever ypship p or ff post b***hing and the same 4 or 5 people are always liking there shit

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Female elezen owe me sex.

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I regret making my Lala taller than average

  126. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail Primal Mounts will be flamingos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up dude you promised

  127. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Long boots are nice but what type of pants are you supposed to wear with it anyway?

  128. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail will be the last expansion. The formula and content is stale and they refuse to change it or try anything new, nobody gives a shit about the plot hook for Dawntrail and it is guaranteed to be bad and fail to build interest in another story arc. The gameplay loop is tired out. After Dawntrail the game will finally die off and go into maintenance mode before the next expansion after.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doomy doomy he's our trans

  129. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember that before 5.3 people were also talking about how there's no way anybody would ever give a frick about Elidibus.

  130. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be honest I just want to be wedged between Y'shtola and Y'mitra as they pump up with goo until they both explode. (Non lethally)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take Y'shtola, Anon got in my head with those pics earlier.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm that anon
        But fine, honestly any cute Miqo'te girl will do for me, all these cats need to pop

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm that anon

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            mwee
            these cats are fricking minxes they need to blow

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah well so do I, hatefricking Y'shtola's been in my head for a while

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lewd

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Boring and smug brown is still brown, don't judge me

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon my fetish is for these girls to actually explode I don't think I could judge you if I even wanted to

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Hey, getting inflated with cum hard enough to make them burst is hot, so you have my support in this endeavor

  131. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sisters.... he's NOT having fun... it's over

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ARR fricking sucks and filters 90% of players lmao.

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