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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vg/
      back here

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody cares about ff14 because it's trash

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never commended a lalafell player
    I won't even talk to them unless absolutely necessary

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make it a policy to never commend healers, tanks or potatos
      >ended up with a potato DPS the other night
      >had to ponder what to do then remembered I can just not commend anybody at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >plays dps
        >obviously relishes comms
        I don’t even notice if it’s less than 4

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do it as tank too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that’s sweet, I’m glad you are working on your tankiety. I don’t think it’s possible to get to 90 on a support without getting 2000.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You having a different conversation in your head, little buddy?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i still remember the quest with nanamo and hildibrand and how libcucks and redditoids absolutely seethed over hildibrand's truth lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what? what is your anime image supposed to convey? use your words you stupid cowardly homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anime image

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Is that an Ganker reaction image on Ganker?
            YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >posts in anime game thread
              >IS THAT A HECKERINO ANIME IMAGE?!?!?
              Bruh...

              >t.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >posts in anime game thread
            >IS THAT A HECKERINO ANIME IMAGE?!?!?
            Bruh...

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/XenosysVex/status/1796566931358744710

    they got the schizo in court LMFAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Howard Moon
      The guy from Mighty Boosh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's been trying to shill his channel here multiple times.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do not care about random schizos on the internet. Quite literally the most uninterest shit to care about.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soup soup tasty soup soup with spicy carrot an coriander

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/@DesolanceHimself
        The peak of the high end ff14 raiding community right here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mighty boosh
        Yeah the show that I'm sure everyone thought they hallucinated on a benadryl trip 25 years ago and forgot about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHA LET'S FRICKING GO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >big nose israelite söying out over money
      Tale as old as time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that b*rry or why should i care

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was doomposting regularly in these threads.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the proper way of defending yourself from a streamer and their lawyer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frick is wrong with incels

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jealous it's not him with the fresh pussy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >17 years old
        >child
        ive been sucking and fricking since i was 13 and i wasnt even molested (afaik)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          breasts or gtfo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cis male sodomite sorry

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the biggest news here is that Xenosys name is fricking TYLER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh free speech
        >SLIT YOUR THROAT YOUR KID SHOULD GET RAPED x20
        >i don't mean it of course
        epic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >laken rielly's ghost, black people, and immigrants wondering why they're in mmo schizo drama

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I am an autistic man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Giga fricking based. You just know that homosexual lawyer was quaking in his boots

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They probably shared it round the law office and laughed at this nerd.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >deranged /misc/cel schizobabbler is the one that's been stirring shit the entire time
        Holy fricking kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s funny because outside of the hyper autistic meltdown the basis of what he’s saying is correct

        Like never mind when he keeps talking about people getting raped and murdered le epic breedable beard man was talking with an underaged girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >beard man was talking with an underaged girl
          Oh no
          Wait, that's not illegal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t know the situation I don’t think autistic sperg was threatening legal action or anything. It didn’t need to be illegal you can still make fun of grown ass men creeping on young girls in discord

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Talking to underage girls is illegal

            Is this the epic bald man himself? Nobody said it was illegal just that you’re a groomer pervert

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you are coming to the wrong place considering the amount of uoooh, dicky posters etc to talk about how muh 17 years old sick frick etc is wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shouldn't you be paying off that $61k instead of posting on Ganker?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is it so hard to believe that you can talk to girls without trying to frick them?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently it is for le breedable beard man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can but why would you want to? The vast majority are vapid c**ts unable to hold real conversations about anything except themselves.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                women are the most intelligent creatures on earth that aren’t men. It makes them interesting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SHE WAS A 17 YEAR OLD CHILD YOU SICK FRICK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It was she was over 18, the note said so!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bald 40 year old men shouldn’t talk to 18 year olds let alone 17

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jealous not even 40 years old hags would look in the general direction of your broke ass?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Lionel, didn't expect to see you here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Talking to underage girls is illegal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The law is moronic.
          >16 is old enough to get behind the wheel of a car and potential endanger not only your own life but the lives of others
          >but not old enough for sex
          >18 is old enough to join the fricking military
          >but not old enough to smoke or drink
          None of this shit makes any sense

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The drinking one was because when the drinking age was dropped in response to the 26th amendment, there was a huge spike in drunk driving which the Raegan administration then undid with the Drinking Age Act of 1984.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          17 is legal, troony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Triggered beardie with this reply lmao hell never shake the groomer allegations

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it is big funny when you can hire lawyer to ruin some spergs life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the American israelitedicial system anything is possible Judicial

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the American israelitedicial system anything is possible Judicial

          People have serious misunderstandings about American freedom of speech. It’s not the right to slander and libel. Ironically, israelites are the most responsible for the legal innovations of “freedom of speech” refering primarily to porn and slander, not political speech.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, I have a fairly good understanding of American freedom of speech. I've sued and won against angry atheists for making 'hehe haha death threats' to me for being Christian, but this edgelord atheist was/is too moronic to realize he violated my first amendment right while also making a threat to me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Motherfricker typed that shit like he was on a vietnamese basket weaving forum and thought that would help him. Holy fricking kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your honor, he meant in minecraft

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based gigasperg. I hope he gets away with it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He literally didn't, he's now forced by WORD OF STATE LAW to pay $61,000 dollary doos worth of reparations to a bald guy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a broke neet
            >will pay $61k
            Not gonna happen lol, at most baldgay may see a couple of dollars trickle in every month.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's likely acceptable as well. He wants Howard to suffer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not true baldie’s attorney just served an injunction

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Xeno says it's not over either. He also claimed on stream today that he has submitted proof that Howard is the pedo groomer and is projecting.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, shit, I misread your post completely. I should stop nooticing and just go to sleep already.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would just immediately declare bankruptcy and sign my assets over to my mother, enjoy your five dollarydoos a month!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shalom Rabi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking based

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just now realizing what happened if he was served some injunction by some receptionist lmao and he’s calling this woman who handles the law offices calls and leaving this message

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking based

        What is it with the mentally ill and having the speech patterns of an 11-year-old school bully

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He really wrote that inane shite out thinking he was replying to a Ganker thread poster. What a fricking moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wrote
          It's a transcription of a voice mail. I need to get my hands on the audio.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit you're right, that's even worse he can't claim to be hacked, that it was someone using his email account if it was a straight up voice mail of himself that's even worse.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >A-actually, it was AI

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It takes some turbo fricking autism to actually say all of that out loud. Holy kek

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably would've gotten out of the case with a slap on the wrist if he didn't go full moron like that. Imagine being the judge and reading that shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is the guy shitposting xiv threads on cooldown?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >She was 17 years troons eternally seething

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit, he is popping off on stream

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, frick schizos

      hopefully he now needs to get a job and stops shitposting here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least that's one schio poster taken out, if the volume of shitposts lowers over the following days we'll know exactly why.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the real mmo schizo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He learned from the best AKA Rich Campbell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the proper way of defending yourself from a streamer and their lawyer?

      can someone do this to the guy who makes /vp/ unusable thanks

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No they don't.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's insane how much cooler tarutrau are than lalafell. I hate how they made them little conniving buttholes. A few are cool, but tarutaru had such cool lore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only started XI recently but Tarutaru are way lamer.
      >forest hippies
      >known for being passive and overly attached to peace
      >leave all important decisions to some astrology bullshit
      >uglier

      Only things they have over lalas is their town having the highest population of catbawds, and the tiny baby ones are pretty adorable. Hope we get kid lalas one day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tarutaru are pretty nothing, they come across as proto-gridanians combined with egomaniacs since racially they're top tier mages (see shantotto)

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first reply wasn't "ff14 sucks"
    he fell off

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems monday is when media tour stuff will be posted

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will Square celebrate pride this year? Will we see something in XIV?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a nice LGBT mount!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice hope they make 10 million selling this to the gays and their friends.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They wont, all the troons play wow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I used to be in an FC with a troony leader that would pay people's subs so they stayed in the FC. How do they always have so much money?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Autismbux or IT jobs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They get """"""""""disability""""""""" checks in a lot of cases.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IS THAT.. A RAINBOW UNICORN???
        OoOOH DOOMER TRANCE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The rainbow and unicorn are both christian symbols, sweetie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Daily reminder that the rainbow is a symbol of the beauty of the world God made, no amount of satan's bullshit is gonna ever change that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It means he will never flood the world again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ALWAYS

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont doubt that this could be some cringe lgbtqrstuvshit but rainbow unicorns are an age old meme thing
        this is like calling nyan cat troony

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait is this real?
        Is XIV finally as pozzed as Worlo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          long, long way off, friend

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's real in that it's in the game's files and it was datamined around 6.5 I think. The pride thing is just a joke (so far).

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what's the next seasonal event in xiv

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Moonfire.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moonfire but that's after 7.0. It could be the reward though.

                doesn't seem like it'd be a moonfire thing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's unlikely but not impossible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't think a sentai suit was gonna be a moonfire thing either but we did get that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Moonfire has had sentai shit since HW.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moonfire's first sentai was "legacy warrior" which is based on this homie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't remember that Black person doing genyu force poses.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So we've had a Sentai with the Posing Rangers, a Rider with the Moonfire Faire Ranger, and Ultraman with Gilgamesh. As well as the actual GARO.

                Safe to say that CBUIII are Tokusatsu fans.

                Funny enough, it was during the HW Moonfire Faire that the Yo-Kai event first came out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                KINOOOO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SAYAKOOOOOOOOOO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BORO BORO DA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a sentai suit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hold up, they put Kamen Rider Saber as a glam in this game?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >x
                >I
                >v
                neat

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Moonfire but that's after 7.0. It could be the reward though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OPEN YOUR EYES I SEE
        YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
        WEAR NO DISGUISE FOR ME
        COME INTO THE OPEN
        WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE
        AM I HERE IN VAIN
        HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
        THERE WILL BE NO SHAME

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ew what a lgbtroony picture

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >see a rainbow
            >can only thing of gays
            You are the problem anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >rainbow
              >that face
              >not homoshit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hello newfriend

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back.

                You're the type of homies who think peeing up a guys butthole in a public park toilet is straight male bonding

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only if he's cosplaying

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You have to go back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only unicorn i use is the sidequest one from gridania area

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Open your eyes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welp it was a good run but discourse over this game is going to get 10X worse after this comes out

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna kiss a femroe on the lips

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are so unimportant I don't even bother killing them in frontlines, just leave them for the rest of the rabble to clean up.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was that ever in doubt?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>>/vg/
      back here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How can I go back to somewhere I never been?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously has anyone been unable to update their debit cards for registration? Fricking support is moving at a snail's pace.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would use debit unless your credit is dogshit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People too dumb/irresponsible to pay off their credit card at the end of the month. Credit cards give such better consumer protection and rewards that it is dumb not to use one (in the US at least).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because my credit is dogshit. Working on it though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Debit was the only option when I opened this account as a teenager
        Never bothered applying for a credit card afterwards because they'd just knock me back for being a perma-NEET

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has it already been auto-saged?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If only

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a filthy lalajew. I am always scheming to separate you from your shekels.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    female npcs owe the wol sex

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In today's episode we figure out if hitting on WoL is gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only undeniably gay character is Valens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > In today's episode we figure out if hitting on WoL is gay
      It really does depend on context and subculture.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only good lalafell is a dead lalafell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, they can serve as onaholes, if one is sad and desperate enough. Still, I'm not sure if that's really enough for them to deserve to live, so I think I agree with you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even the most blown out lalafell on etheirys has a veganal 3 inches long, max. What’s the point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing how much they stretch, duh.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lalas are all fricking talk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s stretched. 30 inches tall, 12-14 inch torso, even if you are Asian you aren’t having a good time with that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's called using your imagination they ain't real homie

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im actually the warrior of light not you guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know Ardbert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually juan fantasia is the real warrior of light

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah that dude had to resort to trying to take credit for something g'raha tia did
        he's a pathetic excuse for a hollywood stunt double

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spams provoke in alliance raid
      Me main character ok sir ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the only reason I do savage is to MT normal / alliance

        I have just as many provokes as you do, scrub.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm the warrior of darkness 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im warrior of light number 2xx5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually I am 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >enable it on glamourer
        now what

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bard quests
    >sucking off mhiggers
    >monk quests
    >sucking off mhiggers, literally has quests where you fight for mhigger reparations
    Extremely embarrassing if you main either

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why?
      mhigans are the coolest people and stormblood was peak FF14.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eureka makes me want to kms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what part are you stuck on friend?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pagos

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't do it, bozja is just too fricking boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get friends to play with, Black person.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that picture of the 3 generals in bikinis?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE'RE IN TOO DEEP!
    QUICK THROW HIM A LIFE PRESERVER
    NO NOT THAT ONE!

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play BLM
    >want to play male viera because they have a good (updated) normal male body frame
    >can't wear big hats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if this is a thing, but use a mod that allows you to still see that hat, clipping is better than no hat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >want to play a lala BLM
      >a cute cat girl healers
      >a big dragon guy tanks
      class specific fantasias couldn't come sooner enough, it would unironically be the biggest QoL improvement.
      lore wise the explanation for it could be that you actually play as a party like traditional FF and every class change is just you pulling a different member out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's moronic.
        Stop buying fantasias.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or maybe make it easier to level alts? Like that I can have my chad MC WoL, the bawd femezen AST and femra SAM.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Stop buying fantasias.
          never did because im autistic and it would feel wrong after my "character" has gone through the story.
          the thing is in every other game you get alts for different classes.
          so you get to play the fantasy of each one like a tiny wizard with a huge hat, or agile brown slender rogue girl or a cat girl healbawd.
          FFXIV doesn't have that privilege and it fricking sucks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Leveling that job is what finally made me swap off. Big hat and bunny ears would be so good and they are just to lazy to implement it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >want to play male viera
      Why would you ever want to play the unironically most hideous race? Even lalafells are less ugly than male viera. I can only imagine that each male viera is followed around by a swarm of flies, as they just look like they fricking REEK. (Female viera are gorgeous, of course, and it's frankly preposterous that the males are supposed to be part of the same species.)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Femviera literally breed only with male hyurs. Male viera are a genetic accident, that's why they get thrown out of the village to die like dogs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Why would you ever want to play the unironically most hideous race?

        I like how they look in plate, the ears are heroic. The only race/sex combo I don’t get is au ra female… if you want a small frame miqote is cuter, and doesn’t have the goofy horns or skin condition.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This poster is almost surely a femcel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            paizuri please

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Miqotes look fricking moronic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not as moronic as middies, thankfully.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Miqotes look fricking moronic
            moronic can be cute. I like the fangs and the cocaine eyes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hm, I should make my retainer look like Nashu now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the ears are heroic
          >maleviera
          Definitely femcel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A woman wouldn't get it, the scales are like lingeries

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Daily reminder to all of you out there that if you want to attract femcels you need to look like a homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so an au ra?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man shut the frick up male viera look objectively good if you do it right, im not an erper homosexual like you. hyurs are short and have a shitty old model

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only correct job for a potato is an onahole

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    majority of players DO play unmodded, right?
    r-right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but if you play for longer than 400 hours, you will add noclippy. And if you own a house, you’ll get makeplace…

      Graphical overhauls are probably 10% of players except on Crystal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you will add noclippy
        Can't bring myself to do it, I play too much PvP
        And I know there's cheating Black folk all over the place there but nattybros deserve a fair match from me at least

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zodiark trance

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Year 10 of waiting for a mummy costume for Halloween

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fast way of clearing hotbars? Macro accepted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait for 7.0

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD CITIZENS OF SOLUTION NINE, AND WELCOME TO THE ARCADION!
    TODAY'S MATCH IS AN ADVANCEMENT MATCH SO THE STAKES ARE HIGH! WHO WANTS IT MORE, THE YELLOW TEAM OR THE BLUE TEAM? LET'S FIND OUT!" LOOOOWER THE GAATESS!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason why they shrunk the boss hitmboxes is because we're just fighting regular ass homies instead of giant monsters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alright everyone place your bets. Will they invent new characters for this or are we getting an entire raid of fighting Final Fantasy protagonists?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some of both. Jecht will almost certainly be there in some form.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jecht normal mode is his human form
          >Savage phase 2 is his aeon form
          FRICKING DO IT SQUARE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda did that already with the omega raids, but since it is a tournament you dont really need a reason to fight Tidus other than it's a tournament arc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd rather they make side characters powered up and we fight them. Something like
          A1: Nanamo (+Papashan and Paladins)
          A2: Merlwyb (+Mistbeard)
          A3: Kan-E (+Raya-O)
          A4: Raubahn (Two Arms)
          ---
          A5: Aymeric
          A6: Yugiri
          A7: Lyse
          A8: Gaius
          ---
          A9: Emet-Selch (Redone)
          A10: Fandaniel (Recovered)
          A11: Zenos (Returned)
          A12: Venat(Reborn)

          Shit would be so cash.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >using A as the initial
            2024... I am forgotten...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've not done those in so long I legit forgot about them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think R is already becoming the accepted shorthand because of that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that makes sense. Arcadion -> ARRcadion -> R-cadion -> R. RIP to any raid series that starts with the letter R though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about just ARC? You're not gonna think ARCher or some shit, right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not typing "ARC4S"
                R1, R3S, etc. make perfect sense unless you're the kind of floundering moron who still says shit like GUB.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meh, they abbreviated two expansions in a row with SB and we adapted just fine, we'll figure something out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Inb4 8.0 is named SB and the raid starts with an R.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >8.0 is named Soulbinders
                >It's an expansion dedicated to the lifestream
                Frick yeah! Venatbros, we're so back!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We find out Venat's soul was scattered across the shards
                >We develop a "soul catcher" device sort of like the vessels in ShB and travel around collecting her soul
                >We end up bringing her back

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >So we can kill her again and again for fun
                >She wants an answer for why we're doing this to her
                >"Your pain is my pleasure"
                >Cut her down again like a knife through butter
                >Her loud screams make me remember, and enjoy, every second of it
                >She begs for mercy
                >Her suffering is not yet finished.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She tries to summon Argos to save her
                >"Escape this!"
                >Instantly gap close and snap Argos' neck
                >She falls to the ground covered in abrasions and Argos' blood
                >"Your wounds give me strength!"
                >Kick her while shes down

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sir, this is a Thavnairian interpretive dance forum.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Silence rajesh.

                >I hold her up heavensward
                >"TWOFOLD IS MY WRATH, TWICE CAST IS YOUR BACK"
                >I bring her down on my knee like I'm fricking Bane
                >She screams, but her Gods won't save her
                >She tries to crawl away, leaving behind a trail of tears and blood
                >But there is no turning back
                >"STEEL YOURSELF" I scream as I lunge at her with the force of a two tigers
                >Roar, writhe and rage as I tear her apart

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Silence rajesh.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We do the same for the Twelve
                >They complain about it
                >We go "no way gay" and force them to become an alliance raid trust
                KINO
                I
                N
                O

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No you can't die, you must live forever

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Already lived for millennia, what's another lifetime or two with her husbando gonna do?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >j-just more
                Rules for thee not for me, eh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >entire expansion is just the WoL going to the alternate timeline to drag that version's of Hydaelyn back as she's dying due too many rejoinings weakening her and he he still wants to save her even if it's an alternate version.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe the timeline where WOL died?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your eggless hag is gone

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eggless
                Mfw I'm just about to prove bro wrong

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It can't be abbreviated to A#, we did that for Alex. Probably going to have to do something dumb like we did for ShB. Maybe Arc#? Idk.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just call them R1 R2 ect, the R sound when said our loud is the pronounced the same as the start of Arcadeon or whatever.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we both know people would be screaming "lazy hacks" if they reused this much content.
            But it would be cool to fight buffed versions all these characters especially considering their ARR fights were mostly just damage races

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah we need Sadu and Magnai (Savage)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Sadu
              >Fighting on the same side as little sun
              If anything I'd be a fight were we have to stop them from destroying each other.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        after how good pandaemonium was i don't want another memberberry raid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I will not queue for Seal fricking Rock

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm betting it's a multiple shard-spanning wrestling championship ran by a bored Ascian and the only reason it's being held now in the Source is because the organizers don't need to worry about the Final Days anymore.

      Are you ready for the Shades' Triangle?

      I'm ready for some Amerikino.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What we can expect to see here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1 vs 1 fight tourney
      >you can summon other 7 wol
      >fair fight

      ???????????????????

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stream up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's already malding

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arcadion is a tournament arc
    Told you guys EW and ShB are getting retconned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would it being a tournament arc mean those are getting retconned

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a tournament arc retcon them?

        can you explain your retcon theory in full i'm intrigued

        We're nothing but vessels, bodies meant to house the souls of the Ancients. The team who created us developed the events of ShB and EW to test our limits involving aether and dynamis. We passed, so the other teams are angry their experiment didn't fit the bill. So as a final test each team must have their magnum opus compete against each other (or us only) to decide if we are worthy. The other seven players of our party are now lesser vessels.
        Call me a schizo or A.I. I care not.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Azem step away from dreamsleeve netcrystal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds too important for the optional raid story

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            eden and pandaemonium were relevant to msq imo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You gays have some really frickin weird ideas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that sounds not correct

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did Urianger pass you some of the good shit or what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the level of cope is off the roof

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think you are right, but I respect your schizo headcanon. I think its literally just going to be some moronic Omega-esque tournament where it all takes place in VR so it gives them another excuse to use bosses from older games again. Sephiroth will be the final boss of one of the tiers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My hatred for Endwalker is making my brain evolve. If I'm right then I'll delete my character and start anew.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nael is already their sephiroth boss. white hair, former respected military officer that goes nuts and wants to drop a meteor on the planet because an ancient god started whispering in her ears. androgynous vs literally a woman pretending to be a man mulan style, gigantic katana vs gigantic blade on a stick. does the iconic land on aerith pose for the one diving attack. everyone thought they died years ago but then they got revived. they even icluded the part where even after nael died (you) can keep bringing them up in various converstations if you did coils - even again in endwalker you can essentially say that nael still lives in your head after all this time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And she's still one of the coolest bosses in the game. How weird is that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Funny that most people will forever think Nael is a troony because that whole thing about him actually dying years before and it's actually his sister is from some lore book only autists care about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I too just finished FF9 for the first time. Literally yesterday in fact. Didn't they do this already?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a tournament arc retcon them?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can you explain your retcon theory in full i'm intrigued

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you ready for the Shades' Triangle?

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Howard Moon summon Ra-La?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Accuses someone of grooming
      >He was the groomer all along and all he was doing is projecting
      Holy kek, I didn't expect this.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Female Au Ra = neet troony
    Female Miqo = Ugly troony
    Female Viera = Linebacker troony
    Female Middie = hot frickable troony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of troony are you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a lala israelite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you guess correctly I'll finish my troony sorting list

        It's a lala israelite.

        is incorrect

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this expansion taking a million years to release

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TIME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there was a ton of drama when they had to delay EW after deciding to cram two expansions into a single release at the last minute.
      So this time they gave themselves an extra 6 months from the start but still didn't bother producing content to fill the gap.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope everyone hangs out at solution 9 it looks really nice

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the dwarves and a lot of the lalas who aren't king merchantlords but are instead warriors or mages are pretty cool and lala have a lot of interesting background lore with all the war crimes they've done so objectively lala are a lot better then cats or rabbits or bigger gayer cats who are irrelevent AND have just as annoying of a playerbase as lalas do

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I legitimately loathe and detest streamergays so much. This is basically a fricking streamer thread. Nobody would miss you subhumans if you died

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't forget to optimize your sliders

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He is here

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do cheevo hunters exist?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does your poor mom think of you losing against a baldo?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    day 27 of cant pick between drk or nin

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will SE respond and disavow please?!

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the Moonie fangs back yet?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dawntrail its going to be the stormblood of the new saga

    >just ok story
    >11/10 contentwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it.
      They've been cutting as many corners as possible for over 5 years now, they're not magically going to decide to start putting in work again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you miss al the letter and info about the expansion? We have a ton of content this time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm perfectly fine with that, in fact I'm excited because Stormblood was fun as frick on content, give me Ivalice again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SEVEN SHADOWS CAST
        SEVEN FATES FORETOLD
        I honestly want them to un-nerf everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as the 2m meta exists its just going to be shadowbringers all over again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bros we must RETVRN to holding our buffs for the 5 minute meta like back in basedblood

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it means I get to have real buff classes again and not dps sterilization spreadsheet slop I’m all for it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you had two buff classes, ninja and bard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >real buff classes
            Was never a thing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Royal road AST was a buff class.
              Foe requiem bard with mp and to giving resources was a real buff class, to an extent so was old mch.
              ARR scholar was also a real buff class, sadly that got taken away the moment we hit HW.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                AST is the only thing I would consider close to a "buff" class. Everything else was just different flavors of more DPS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Foe req was 10% buff to casters
                Tp and mp recovery is a form of support especially when it costed them their own dps. I miss it very much and idk why they dont at least let dnc and brd be able to give mp back to casters if they need it. MP right now is basically like old TP was. CBU3 simply has no fricking clue how to design a class, they literally have no idea how resource management works if job gauges are anything to go by.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was actually a line up meta based on Trick Attack's 1 minute timer. Things didn't always neatly line up and that was fine because when they did it would be outsized burst.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can't be the Stormblood of the new saga when the new saga is an empty shell. SB paid off or continued a bunch of stories and character arcs that had been set up in 2.x and 3.x. It would need to be closer to ARR where they seed a bunch of new stories in to pay off later. But since this is the modern XIV team you know they won't.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about story after EW.
      Give me content
      24 man savages give bis
      make 8 man savage give bis
      make criterion give bis
      lets fricking gooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impossible. Yoshi-P would set fire to the studio beforing considering implementing Selene again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing will be worse than going from Doma back to the fricking Lv61 desert.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        absolute trash taste, holy shit.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drk weapon asking gay from other thread. Im pretty much decided on getting cronus lux and using the nabath greatsword in the meantime as I liked that suggestion as well. Now I am curious about WHM and AST weapon options.
    I haven’t played any of these two classes seriously since HW and I currently use the shire crook (before this I used Yagrush with glow) and Adelbaran. I have yet to find an AST weapon i prefer over adelbaran or a whm weapon i prefer over shire crook. I mostly want suggestions that are different but have the same vibe as either of these weapons. I’m willing to go for glows if its not too obnoxious, thanks again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can stomach ARR relics, the final evolution of the original WHM cane is pretty good in my opinion. It just takes a LONG ass time to get through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AST's anima lux weapon is pretty nice. Yeah there's a glow to it, but it fits ast aesthetic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm I like it but it would compete with the cronus lux. I guess I’ll do the sword then this. Im not sure if I like it more than Adelbaran, i’ll have to see it in motion.
        Thanks anon.

        If you can stomach ARR relics, the final evolution of the original WHM cane is pretty good in my opinion. It just takes a LONG ass time to get through.

        I still prefer the shire crook but thanks for the suggestion anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first two tiers of the ast anima weapon as well as the dreadwyrm astrolobe and the WHM ShB artifact weapon look similar to the ones you like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Solstice Recollection

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Recollection weapons were so good, if there's any SCH players here I suggest they check Akademos Recollection.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Crownsblade Recollection is still peak GNB glam. Easily the best glow in game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Used to main sch before it got destroyed in SHB and I can safely say that the only good sch weapons in my eyes are terabiblos or any omnilex variant without the glow before it becomes the zeta.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ehhhh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can stomach ARR relics, the final evolution of the original WHM cane is pretty good in my opinion. It just takes a LONG ass time to get through.

      I actually stupidly like AR ShB cane, Tishtrya. It has a unique animation of lily opening, a subtle glow, and overall aesthetically perfect for whm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dryad Cane is the only WHM cane worth using

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, its Ingrimm.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Diamond Cane is underrated

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    State mandated Lalafell housewives

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are casuals who don't solo deep dungeons
    >there are casuals who don't farm Eureka
    >there are casuals who don't understand that Red Mage doing the same damage as Summoner makes absolutely no fricking sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, SMN should be on the same level as MCH.
      RDM has considerably more limitations than even BLM now. They should be in the same range after you factor the res tax, which itself is a moronic notion since you don't need to res in a party that isn't filled with clueless shitters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there are casuals who don't understand that Red Mage doing the same damage as Summoner makes absolutely no fricking sense
      I played summoner before Endwalker and it made perfect since why RDMs did the least.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes no sense that RDM should do shit damage because it can salvage a run in casual shit that doesn't matter when in savage/ult it's a super situational thing since 90% of the time you insta wipe with a single death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love solo PoTD but I wouldn't lie if I was invited to do a 200 run as a group I would, sounds comfy, the road to necromancer has been hard and lonely

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is our own barry paying us 61k?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know Barry haven't comitted anything illegal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he does a lot of similar rape and violence threats on twitter but he's also an aussie citizen maybe an abo? he is NOT white from his pictures so good luck taking legal action

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably indian like his good friend the janny

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He’s an abo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's as far as you know. And then as it turns out some random doomposter in these threads has apparently been sending death threats to ecelebs and shagging some 17 year old alongside doomposting and is now having to pay $61k to A BALD MAN so, there's always a possibility.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yugiri wives matter.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are main/endgame minor cities during new expansions, are they as populated as the three starting city-states? Like with bards, and the occasional parades and shit?

    Kugane and the Crystarium are gorgeous but they only ever had a handful of players around and they dind't feel as alive. I guess if I finish post ShB quick enough I'll get to experience populated Sharlayan before DT releases.

    Also, goddamn I hate Eulmore's design and would've hated to have it as the endgame zone for 2 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very populated on content, people always circle back to the starting cities for some reason. I prefer one of the current end game cities though, it's very comfy and suits the aesthetic I like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only been on a small server on a small DC so, only a few bards and definitely no parades or anything like that, but they do get pretty populated. During early access there's bound to be so many people that the aetheryte gets crowded and you see players walking around while T-posing.
      Eventually as

      Very populated on content, people always circle back to the starting cities for some reason. I prefer one of the current end game cities though, it's very comfy and suits the aesthetic I like.

      said, the population weans out and people end up going back to the starting cities. They tend to stay populated while the expansion is relevant, but only around the feature that makes them relevant (like the market board for the big city or the tomestone/crafting vendors for the raider city); anywhere else that isn't related to those two features can get pretty sparse. And obviously you see people crowding around quest markers.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is purpl lalafe still here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was that ever in doubt?

      ya, finally finished moving and can play again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LLLLLLLLLLLLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0ol0o0o0o0o

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone wanna be xiv bfs, I can queue any role

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, thanks.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys ever stop and think about the lore implications of Varshahn?
    he's basically a vat-grown homunculus body being piloted by Vrtra, and 6.1 demonstrates that he can even swap between those bodies at will
    since the Hannish alchemists were able to build Vrtra a second, more combat-capable body, we can assume that there is some method of influencing the physical features of said body
    since we also know that both Ascians and those gifted with the Echo are able to body-hop on a whim, we can assume two things to be true:
    the first is that the WoL should, theoretically, be able to possess one of these meat-mammets
    the second is that, given proper training and sufficient financial means, the WoL would be able to build any number of designer bodies to inhabit
    this includes everything from the cutest miqitten to an inflatable hyperfuta with shitting dicknipples
    all of which is an extremely roundabout way of saying that mods are canon and the WoL could 100% engage in the wildest suicide sex and just keep bodyhopping over and over again until she's a mind broken husk like that one Granblue doujin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > he's basically a vat-grown homunculus body being piloted by Vrtra, and 6.1 demonstrates that he can even swap between those bodies at will

      I figured he was a mechanical golem. What indication is there he is flesh and blood?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose there isn't one, other than being specifically created by alchemists
        being an anatomically-correct robot works too though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you guys ever stop and think about the lore implications of Varshahn?
          he's basically a vat-grown homunculus body being piloted by Vrtra, and 6.1 demonstrates that he can even swap between those bodies at will
          since the Hannish alchemists were able to build Vrtra a second, more combat-capable body, we can assume that there is some method of influencing the physical features of said body
          since we also know that both Ascians and those gifted with the Echo are able to body-hop on a whim, we can assume two things to be true:
          the first is that the WoL should, theoretically, be able to possess one of these meat-mammets
          the second is that, given proper training and sufficient financial means, the WoL would be able to build any number of designer bodies to inhabit
          this includes everything from the cutest miqitten to an inflatable hyperfuta with shitting dicknipples
          all of which is an extremely roundabout way of saying that mods are canon and the WoL could 100% engage in the wildest suicide sex and just keep bodyhopping over and over again until she's a mind broken husk like that one Granblue doujin

          Right he is a mechanical golem that is powered /controller by one of vtra’s eyes. That’s how he can”body swap”, he puts the eye in bigger model. The WoL doesn’t have dragon eyes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay, but have you imagined using Allagan tech to clone some replacement bodies for Fordola and having some fun with that enchanted restricting collar of hers?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alchemists usually don't deal in machinery, they deal in homonculi and frakensteins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now you understand why Azem's plan was to shatter zimself into multiple shards. All according to keikaku.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do you permanantly make Xeno quit xiv?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      universal addons ban
      design fights so that tanks actually have to tank

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The day that happens will be a grand day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remove war

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make WAR a limited job and make PLD/GNB/DRK not fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all that dandruff from his beard
      disgusting bald homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give him a better paying job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the schizo who's life he ruined over a meme that now has nothing left to lose will take care of it, in minecraft ofc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably want to lay off the death threats mate, it can still get worse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Xeno just threatened to sue him he’s not taking any money from him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Uh, the schizo has to pay baldo 60k due to libel.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not true

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dude, I've been watching him the moment he went live. The incel owes baldo money, like the cry baby b***h he is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >streamergay can’t into the legal system

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lyonel, stop, it's over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are one weird frick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hey I was going to reply that to him.
                Time for him to become a slave to another man LOL!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His mom should cut the internet lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His poor mom. Her son is a incel who harasses more successful men online.

                Why are streamergays so gay

                gonna cry?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are streamergays so gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you wanna know whats gayer, being a Black person slave to a streamer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dig up the chatlogs from late HW where he was being transphobic over discord because he got catfished by a trans person

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Invite Fresh Sprout to the NN
    >Sprout Level 5 accepts, the first time a Sprout has ever accepted my invitation
    >Introduces himself
    >I say hello to him
    >We're both completely drowned out by the resident Mentors using NN as their own group chat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I hated NN so I got out, the channel is literally a politics and hobbies chat at this point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried a few times to help out Sprouts or use the chat for what it's intended, asking Mentors to not talk spoilers all of it falls on deaf ears.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >asking Mentors to not talk spoilers
          You'd think that'd be a reasonable request in a channel explicitly for new players but I have never seen it not erupt into a shitstorm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Case in point, a sprout brought up how a mentor kicked them from the channel for complaining about spoilers, and then this guy started sperging
            There are c**ts in this channel outright telling sprouts they should leave and never talk to anyone if they care about spoilers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s pretty funny that every normal person has the same universal experience. The absolute biggest fricking homosexuals in ffxiv are mentors

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shit like this is why i never even take the returner flower.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Is this the NA experience? They don't act like that in Chaos.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's Phoenix (light)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the Germ@n containment DC
                That explains it kekw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather krautists than frogs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As far as Chaos goes, the frogs are on Moogle and Louisoix.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They act like this on Light, it's pretty Universal and I want to say the worst offenders are English speaking Germans. They are completely autistic about having to be always correct and accurate, they have no sense of humour.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The reason mentors are so cancerous is because they are “elite casuals”. They’ve played long enough to get an attitude and opinions, but never at a difficult level (which would make them get gud).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mentors are literally the dregs of the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is what I see what I log in and open NN, it's the same people using it as a general chat, here they're erping with each other over Sprouts trying to use it for the NN is intended.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's rough
                My NN seems to keep public cooming to a minimum at least

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've been meaning to ask, what are those green/red arrows?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Universal translator I think
                It's why you always see Mare in the arrows, trannies advertising in every language

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Auto translate feature. There is a list of all the game terms and some canned phrases that will auto translate to whatever language the person is using.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I used to go into NN a few times due to having Trade Mentor (it's so ridiculously easy to get I don't know why they even have the status for it) on Sarg and I always ended up leaving after a few days each time as it's nothing but clique chat. If you disagreed with one of the queen bee you get kicked and everybody will jump to that person's defense vehemently.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I bet my left nut they're either catgirls or viera and they all wear casual glam.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >someone in novice chat asks if Physick is like SCH's version of Cure I
              >I tell them yes, it's your basic heal
              >crown clown chimes in to say "actually they're different because Cure I heals more"
              >what? it's a difference of like 40 potency, and I don't think that's what they were asking
              >"they're totally different, you don't need to spam Cure I as much as Physick"
              >does it really matter? past like lvl 60 you barely ever need to hardcast heals any more
              >immediately start getting whispers asking me to stop "spreading misinformation"
              to this day I wish I had screencapped that shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mentors putting healbawds in their places
                BASED

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NN morons are at fault for more bad healers in this game than anything else. Whenever I see a mentor giving bad/misinformation its 9 times out of 10 dealing with healers. Fricking crown Black folk I swear.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I hated NN so I got out, the channel is literally a politics and hobbies chat at this point

      Mentors in my NN casually swear all the time
      And fine, I don't personally give a shit but I've seen plenty of people gaol'd for mild profanity in public over the years

      XIV jannies, how do they work

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Both alliance and 8-man raids are memberberries

    Stormblood 2.0 let's fricking go xivsters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the alliance raid? I missed that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        alliance raid is FFXI

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        XI kino.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh, gay shadow lord. he's the go to with the gacha cross overs as well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When GBF had their XI event, they used Shinryu.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >subscriptions still not merged
          What the frick SE? If blizzard can give classic and retail on the same sub, surely almighty SE-sama can do the same.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You morons ask this all the time but never provide a good reason for them to. How would that bring in profit? Wow does it because the game is on life support. There is no beneficial reason for a company to give you a free extra game sub.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because 1. They may get me to pay $30 to buy it and 2. They may make me keep the subscription active for more time since I would hop between too games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ain't nobody dropping 30 bucks when it's regularly on sale for 10

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I ain't dropping even $10 if I have to pay a different sub.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They wouldn't even be able to code it properly. They FRICKED the code for people to resub. Metaphorically saying "we don't want the money."
            I highly doubt they have capable programmers to connect XI and XIV sub to one account.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Current FFXI is not “classic” so its not the dame situation. Current FFXI is basically just FFXIV without the job homogenization but all the powercreep.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              XI mogs this troony game from orbit, do not disrespect XI like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ff9 fans pogfacing over this guy and ivalicegays pogfacing over those raids made me want to drive rusty nails into their eyeballs. Straight up lifting into 14 is the gayest shit ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are normal raids like that? Isn't it just dealing with other ascians?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the lewds?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yea that's the stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magnai is the most likable character in the Azim Steppe arc. A proud king, a strong warrior, a sensitive romantic.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nophica

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Status: Fricking Murdered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts smaller than siren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why did they introduce such perfection only to rip it away from us?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          these gamergate-type shitposts hit kinda weak

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted to take the Twelve out of the picture so they don't have to take them into consideration when writing future conflicts.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    come to think of it, a Pictomancer would be able to give anyone the Echo, couldn't they?
    what's stopping the WoL from just making an army of Echo'd soldiers to take down any and all threats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no? what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ShB established that anyone gains the Echo by seeing an image of a star shower
        all you need is a means of projecting that image

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anyone
          Only people who are shards of amaurotines.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            which is most of them, including almost everyone in the Crystarium

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm very curious if they'll bother to port old items into the new glasses slot, or if I'm going to be able to recreate this with a head item glasses, a glasses slot item, and a fashion accessory glasses.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you still get free 30 days of sub when you buy a new expansion? In my case endwalker, or do I need to buy those too separately?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Gotta pay for the sub too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you only get a free 30 days with a new account.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LALAFELL WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    HYURAN WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    AU RA WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    HROTHGAR WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    ROEGADYN WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    ELEZEN WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    VIERA WOMEN OWE ME SEX
    ANCIENT WOMEN OWE ME SEX

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he just like me fr

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Current FFXI is basically just FFXIV

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      Modern brain dead leveling.
      Gear doesn't matter.
      Trust to run everything solo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by percentage you can solo far, far more of ffxi by design

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retail XI is more single player than XIV with overworld Trusts

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XI is not dead or full of troons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xeno says it's not over either. He also claimed on stream today that he has submitted proof that Howard is the pedo groomer and is projecting.

      XI mogs this troony game from orbit, do not disrespect XI like that

      Shouldn't you be paying someone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        desolance should be paying xeno yes lmfaooooo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek you can't call XIV dead and then turn around and call XI not dead come on now

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    XIV produces the most kino meltdowns
    https://saltedxiv.com/news/sexual-assault-awareness-and-the-rest-of-my-experiences

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sage is the first class I actually just gave up on leveling via roulettes and stuck to frontline only, its so fricking boring. whm has blood lily, astro has cards, sch has aetherflow stacks, sage has NOTHING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sage is the first class I actually just gave up on leveling via roulettes and stuck to frontline only, its so fricking boring. whm has blood lily, astro has cards, sch has aetherflow stacks, sage has NOTHING

      That’s the intention; it’s designed so anyone can heal savage in ~15 minutes of reading tooltips.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just heard about the thread schizo turning into an eceleb's slave
    lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You didn’t get very many replies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the thread schizo is still coping that it's not real, but now he owns $61k.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think the guy is a thread schizo here lol i doubt he cares about these threads or even knows about them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that useless Black person spammed his schizo channel, glad that he is on his way to jail

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi lionel. How does it feel knowing your entire life is over? lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm moving to Chad they can't collect shit from me there.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically this is probably lionel trying to falseflag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Pablo Bazztek the Golbez Motivator has to clean Xenosys Vex's smegma every day until he dies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is one person so you have to do that too....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get the point of this xeno guy. Two of my friends watch him and link all kinds of ”funny” clips all the time, most of which are mid at best. He just seems like a rude guy.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What with this ESL brownoid spamming this gay streamer drama

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro you need to start paying up

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should I just read a guide to clear the troonterium dungeons? I don't really feel like blindly running all of them 6000 times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >troonterium
      What the frick do you mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, no reason not to if you don't give a frick about learning them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you are talking about the solo mode for criterion, then yea just look up a guide. There is always one path you can't do until you do all the others, so its best to not waste time.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this yoships revenge for her playing wow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entry sub thing isn't true, I was running an entry sub and got fricked by SEs debit card bullshit and I was able to add game time cards with no issue

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        buy Crysta for Entry level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entry sub thing isn't true, I was running an entry sub and got fricked by SEs debit card bullshit and I was able to add game time cards with no issue

      You cant add gametime while subbed on entry. All she has to do is wait until her sub time runs out then apply the card.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SE is pozzed
    It's over.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I barely knew who xeno was a few months ago but he's getting more based everytime I hear about him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grooms a 17-year-old
      >pounds that fresh pussy raw the day she turns 18
      >gets a fat payday out of it too
      he can't keep getting away with it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chad baldo.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new login screen is a trans flag
    owari da
    the East has fallen
    qudrillions must die

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was right

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xeems won bigly

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a hrothgar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, I hope you get better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a time traveler right sis?
      sis???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a pretty strange place to come out of the closet, but okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prove it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for the couple of normal hrothgar players, must be rough seeing all the gay bara furry players ruining your rep when you just want to play big lion with big weapon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if you're secretly a gay bara furry but dress normally and in character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >both big giant men races get co-opted by gays

        Shame for Roes as there's some nice designed ones as NPCs but 90 percent of player ones are deliberately gay or silly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >both big giant men races get co-opted by gays
          Based gays. They're the only ones with good taste. Meanwhile "straight" dudes are playing dress up with their cabbage patch lala girl.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That, I cannot deny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt these people actually exist because frankly the hrothgar just look like gay furries.

        A character like leo from red earth, who is definitely a character people have jerked off thinking about, could also appeal to someone who just wants to be a cool strong lion guy. I can understand that angle but hrothgar are goofy hunchbacks with owo faces

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't lie to me when you say gays aren't obsessed with that pic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and a lot of trannies want to be chie from persona 4, but also a lot of people just think she's cool or want to frick her. being sexualized by a specific niche isn't an automatic death mark against a character design

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The great thing about being gay is that you find characters like this cool AND sexy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hrothgar are goofy hunchbacks with owo faces
          Only two of the faces are like this, use face 3 if you're so inclined, no one else is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        same as roegadyns, but roegadyn dichotomy is gay bara or green shrek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >look up "hrothgar" on twitter
        >literally 90% gay porn
        >10% japanese and korea hrothgar players making fashion gposes

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    onoin ready to harvest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lalafell harvest coming in good

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a heterosexual hrothgar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > I'm a heterosexual hrothgar.
      The first one has appeared… Dawntrail approaches

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are there so many abilities with completely different names and icons which all do exactly the same thing?

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is MNK fun? I main SAM and it'd be nice to have an alt class that shares gear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ye

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think current monk is the best version monk that exists outside of the brief tornado kick rotation and unless the small details change something big the dawntrail changes are just going to be more cool stuff like moves actually based on your stances instead of actually changing anything.

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