>ninja patches your boss
Why do people praise this dev team for their communication again?
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>ninja patches your boss
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Its a skill issue scripe
What they patched and source of it.
Rumors from people who never touched a savage
>takes a break after finishing heavensward
>after a few months, create hype about returning to marathon through stormblood
>play stormblood for one day
>put CONTINUING STORMBLOOD in a stream title
>doesn't play stormblood, people who tuned in to watch it get upset
>blames his audience and hasn't touched it since
Is there anything I'm missing here?
WoWbucks are completely broken
How the frick did this even happen
Nah he's a grifter like every other asswipe that used FFXIV for views.
Who wants to watch someone play the 2nd worst expac narratively after Endwalker?
I want all wowfugees to leave the game, its kind of ridiculous when you see level 70 sprouts doing Dzemael Darkhold for the first time in full scaevan armor or worse level 90 sprouts doing Tsukuyomi for the first time
i don't blame him
it's stormblood
He made it through Ruby Price. It's all uphill from there.
Exactly. You think its a coincidence he streamed the lowest point of the MSQ and then quit to focus on hyping DF? He only ever played 14 in the first place in order to strongarm the WoW devs into courting him back.
Asmonbald is a dishonest homosexual. Pay attention to what he does, not what he says.
>Attacked for playing xiv
You mean one salty wowcuck was spamming ni the chat
His entire reason for playing FFXIV was because he saw the susanoo fight. It can't be a coincidence that he quit after beating it.
I would have liked see dissapointed cause the chat told him the ghost train has a suplex meme
He only used XIVs growing popularity before endwalkers launch for his own personal gain. He never gave a frick in the first place. Just like he doesn't give a frick about Lost Ark or New World. He is a lowskill grifting moron who plays shit for "content" while waiting for WoW to get better - which will never happen.
This people shouldn't be shocked since he still willing to give wow a chance with Dragonflight wow is the only success in his life.
It's the only game where he can brag about his progress and work.
>gpt filtered by basic b***h Lost Ark content despite having a gigawhale account
>got filtered by fricking A4S in XIV
>ragequits Altf4 and jump king
>stopped playing Elden Ring and abandoned his coop run after getting fricked in pvp again and again and again
Too bad for him that nobody plays retail anymore. Can't even raid. Despite his status as WoWs biggest streamer he fails to find enough people who are geared up for it.
>"dood, i am 30 years old my life is already over man - i can't do this shit anymore"
Sad part he isn't even good at WOW dude gets carried by his friends and fanbase or any gay that wants 10 minutes on his stream so they can brag to people they played a run with Asmond.
He even kinda admitted that himself. The moment he became a famous streamer he stopped putting in actual work and just let people carry his ass through everything while also getting tons of free gold.
>dude GDKPs are awesome
>why should blizzard get rid of them dood
>i love the rp aspect
He's part of the reason wow is in its sad state I'm glad he stopped playing XIV its already pretty casual last thing we need them to do is make Ultimates and Savages face roll level for guys like him.
>Despite his status as WoWs biggest streamer he fails to find enough people who are geared up for it.
That's because he is trying to do so on Alliance and not on Horde. No one plays Alliance anymore.
She really did nearly kill the game didn't she?
Not at all. She was part of the exceptionally boring beginnings of Stormblood, but the second we left Ala Mhigo it is a very clean climb upwards until the end, where we get Zenos Kino leading us directly to Shadowbringers. There are Lyse apologists on this board, and I legitimately do not know why. No, coomer mods do not justify her flavorless, paper-thin "character".
I unironically like lyse
>Zenos Kino
Zenos is easily the worst part of Stormblood after Lyse. Stop huffing glue for a second and you'll see that.
>Zenos is easily the worst part of Stormblood after Lyse
nah, for me stormblood is like this
Zenos>Raids> Yotsuyu> Far east> Trials> Ala Mhigo> Lyse
>Characters stare at their empty like morons in MSQ
>Characters actually hold something in their hands for Hildy quests
Why?
He is just that powerful.
hildibrand quests are testing grounds for how much they can push cutscenes
And benchmark was the mc wet dream doing something in cutscenes?
the benchmark is handcrafted, that doesn't really count
PS2 limitations
oh wait
FFXI characters do still look at their empty hands most of the time. Not all the time, like in CoP when you interact with Selh'teus's gem thingy it actually shows up, but usually it's empty and they do a shiny glint effect.
>play the game to gain popularity and money
>stop playing it when it's not necessary anymore
There's nothing wrong with making money, you know
I bet all the homosexuals who kept spamming threads about him when he started playing XIV feel real stupid now. XIV threads would dramatically improve if everyone who posted on /wowg/ died of ass cancer.
retail used to be miles better than XIV at one point, but that hasnt been the case since legion. on the other hand, XIV was always a shitty game and literally has only gotten simpler since stormsblood came out. he should just play classic and shut the frick up since its the better version of wow right now.
He'll pick it back up once 7.0 drops, dont worry.
He said on his alt stream that he is not coming back to XIV because it makes WoWtards seethe so much they ruin it for everyone and it's not worth it.
proof?
You mean "stealth patches"? Fricking zoomers.
PLD bros...
shame, because PLD has the best looking of the savage weapons, since GNB hasn't had a solid good savage weapon since Eden's Verse, DRK looks like a fricking paddle, and WAR is just okay.
Still gunbreaker isnt top dps, frick the job balance dev team
>Still gunbreaker isnt top dps
gunbreaker is a jack of all trades drk is suppose to be the dps tank
No that was drk in heavensward moron drk was the jack of mitigations so in stormblood onwards the dev rip its skills and give to other tanks like reprisal
They are top rDPS, but in aDPS Dark Knight is still king
>variance of around 400 dps when you need tens of thousands to clear a fight
I'm more pissed off about the fact that every tankbuster has a bleed so holy sheltron's 100% block is useless against half of it
>400 dps when you need tens of thousand
though 10 mins fight
>1% of boss hp damage difference doesnt matter
It doesn't matter. Just play better.
It kinda matters if you cant beat it with current equipment and some class compositions
You can if no one dies or damage downs.
Well it has a tiny regen
Now imagine if you take both a PLD and a WAR instead of DRK/GNB.
>that every tankbuster has a bleed
It's such a lol of a band-aid to force pure healers to use a regen.
Top 5 in week 1 seems like a weird way to gauge, especially ordering by dps instead of rdps. I mean look at the difference between that Yu Yevon PLD and the others.
If anything, more surprised GNB is consistently overtaking DRK.
>rdps
absolute moron
Why wouldn't you judge that way? It's much better than DPS, given we already know that's easily skewed with DNC and team buffs in general.
because apds is the only valid tank metric, dumb moron.
Why? You can already see the dps is literally the same as adps, and it's pumped to hell from the specific team comps they're using that are spreading buffs to everyone as opposed to more single target buffs or greedy DPS.
>spreading buffs to everyone
thats how game works.
That's just twisting shit to pass off what other classes are contributing as your own. You know it's just as likely that team comps with DRK/GNB will be stacking party buffs vs team comps with more greedy dps will go for pure damage or single target buffs, rdps makes far and away the most sense to judge them.
keeping your burst lined up with raid buffs is just as important as aligning the buffs themselves
Yes, and not every team comp is going to have the extensive raid buffs that the absolute top DPS DRK/GNB are going to have.
It's a dumb metric. RDPS is a much better show of what that class brings, and in the case of a class that doesn't even give buffs, how they play. ADPS is reliant on having the exact team comp there, and them timing raid buffs correctly.
Either way shit is still very incomplete and misleading because then you'll also get week 1 RDM complaining how low their's is, when they get more clears where they were raising. And yet it doesn't attribute the extra damage from raising someone 15 seconds earlier/getting 15 seconds shaved off their Weakness timer to the RDM.
rdps is also reliant on comp
if youre a dnc and the rest of your party is sam mnk blm drk gnb whm sge your rdps is going to be higher than if your group was a bunch of other supporting jobs
Hence "in the case of a class that doesn't even give buffs" being a great case for rdps in terms of what damage they do regardless of comp and with their own skill.
Even for buff classes, at least they provide the buffs too, so they have control of that and are guaranteed it in every comp they're in.
but even for selfish dps like sam and blm two people could have the same comp around them and person A does more rdps while person B does more adps, person B played objectively better here
rDPS doesn't matter for tanks since they have no buffs, and rDPS also removes effects of buffs.
DRK is the strongest DPS tank because it deals all its big dick damage during raid buffs, unlike GNB that's more spread out but higher overall, or PLD who have a looping rotation.
If you have no or minimal raid buffs, then yes, your aDPS becomes closer to rDPS and you should probably play GNB for damage.
The entire point is a lot of the times, more buffs added on one character in adps is obviously at the expense of less adps from the best buffing classes, so it's misleading on top of situational.
We're talking about *tanks* here, sure you can boost somebody with dumb shit like dragon noodle to get #1 but overall in normal runs is a lot more representative of job performance than rDPS when it comes to tanks.
But not really because as simple as having a WHM/SGE instead of AST/SCH is less party buffs, and a SAM/MCH/BLM is less party buffs. Even a MNK/RPR have worse party buffs than NIN/DRG's.
It takes smaller differences and makes them bigger, but only in certain comps that specifically benefit that. That's a goofy way to judge the job itself when the damage it's adding would have a portion of it made up by the other comps allowing just straight up higher base damages.
MNK brotherhood is around the same as NIN and DRG buffs.
What the frick are you on about you absolute schizo
DRK is more dps with more buff, but less dps on its own than GNB
That's it
Not surprissing gnb should be top dps in tanks
parsing is a mental illness
i know half of these names and they're all troonyBlack personhomosexuals
do you have a single fact to back that up
tedo had a bunch of weird fetish art with ez katka before they broke up, felix did uwu with a bunch of league of legends characters and his co-tank bought a clear beforehand, it's not hard to look this shit up on google and fflogs my man
i don't waste my time caring about literal who's. shits worse than eceleb drama. i only asked you to cite your claims.
source: i made it up 🙂
understandable have a nice day.
you too anon :3
Who cares I don't play at that level. I play at the "enough to clear" level.
Well if you play PLD or WAR you have to play at that level to beat door boss.
Then I guess I'll just git gud or you know, have gear by the time my static ever makes it there.
What's with the ones that list zero DPS
>1 pld clear so far
>1 war clear
>1 rdm clear
>every group has drk
warcucks crying in the shed, pldsissies are on suicide watch.
Enjoy getting gangbanged in the criterion dungeon if they dont fix your crappy shield
>literally tankies tank
>gangbanged
go cry for some buffs warBlack person. Mb Yoshida will pity you.
DRK will be the best criterion tank, feel free to screencap this
>thinking criterion is going to be hard in any way.
Why does this matter? If criterion dungeons are actually hard and WAR is good in them, a lot of other tank players will just flex WAR. It's the easiest tank job by a mile.
>MCH
reaper bros??
Playing Machinist is considered trolling at this point
>sam
>13%
You homosexuals told me he was best dps ever ever forever. What the actual frick why no one use it then?
They ruin some of it best skills in these expansion and patches
it's called rDPS
>HES STILL THE BEST JOB IN THE GAME PLEASE NERF
>PROS DONT USE IT BECAUSE.....HES JUST TO GOOD TO BE USED ON THE RACE
Pathetic
Only braindead homosexuals still play SAM after it was gutted
Kaiten didn't make the job somehow big brained lmao
Removing it didn't particularly help that, in fact it worsened it
Nobody said that, I said only braindead homosexuals still play SAM
ew sam is completely braindead compared to shb sam
impossible to drift your tsubame now when it was the single biggest way to lose damage
absolutely no gauge management with the removal of the third eye damage follow up and kaiten
Wait how is drift not a thing? I quit playing SAM a week ago because I got sick of my tsubame not aligning because I forgot to use hakagure or whatever. Multiple times I'd be like 4 seconds away from Tsubame after finishing a midare and it feels crazy awkward.
You have charges of it, which means you can correct it easily.
Why is it that I have no trouble getting like 80-90 parses on other DPS but I can't fricking figure out SAM. I'm pretty much always green on SAM even following a guide to a T, I figured it was just because I was drifting and fricking up my window god damnit.
I'm guessing missing positionals is super punishing, barbariccia moves so fricking much
Missing positionals effect it and also there's a lot of people who parse hard on the job. Don't be so down when you don't parse a good color.
unless your gear is literal best in slot you're not going to get a super high parse color because you're competing with people who literally farm these high scores in special groups that exist to cater all the mechanics towards them and then also they crit a lot so the gap in damage is way higher
as long as you aren't getting a grey you shouldn't care because too many people ruin what was supposed to be an analysis tool to instead play high scores
its definitely my least favorite tank. you get stuff other tanks get like 10-20 levels later every time (no healing besides clemency until 84 lol), and all of the unique paladin stuff seems cool until you realize that the situations where that stuff is actually useful is very niche situations. also all of the tanks have issues with kind of bad animations but royal authority replacing rage of halone was the straw that finally made me learn about aniation mods so I could get it back instead of this dumb ballerina spin
>as long as you aren't getting a grey you shouldn't care because too many people ruin what was supposed to be an analysis tool to instead play high scores
This, I have a friend who am I currently progging P5S with and he is far too focused on DPS, I've told him to turn off the overlay and ignore act to just focus on learning the fight.
>as long as you aren't getting a grey you shouldn't care because too many people ruin what was supposed to be an analysis tool to instead play high scores
If you know how to play your job you will always get purple or at least high blue, everything else is an excuse.
Literally all my favorite classes are at the bottom.
GUKCHADS can't stop winning
>AST/SCH still the best combo 3 expansions in a row
Fricking SCH Jr didn't change anything.
>DRK/GNBchads can't stop winning
>WAR/PLDcucks can't stop losing
surprised MNK isn't higher, but I guess NIN/DRG just have that classic syngery
MCHs are in the shed, nothing new here, though at least RDM will keep them company
I made a mistake choosing reaper this tier didn't I?????????????
No.
None of this shit matters. Get a group of friends, get better gear week after week, and go have some fricking fun instead of sweating about week one 5% dps differences.
yes, put down that pussy shit scythe and pick up a spear so you stop being a detriment
Not like you are clearing it week 1 anyways
reaper was already a bad pick last tier and then they finally gave it a buff (after buffing every other melee besides reaper every patch in a row until this one) and its just slightly more 123 damage and not an actual fix to its damage or it being insanely boring to play before 80 and still being carried by enshroud being fun to press
endwalker classes were a fricking mistake. reaper is just a mix of shit from other melee for ff11 gays and should've just been new moves for drk and sage is just dumber and worse scholar because alphinaud looks too gay holding a book threateningly & should've just been new moves for sch
You will never be a real dragoon.
this is a dumb cope seeing as how wol-dragoon literally invents new dragoon techniques during the questline, the dragoons want to learn from your lancer techniques, and you can do a similar move to basically everything estinien can do and just don't have a dragon orb shoved up your ass
i want to frick hutao
reaper is the mistake
>less complicated at 70 then most other classes at 50
>all your moves are just shit other melee already have with slight tweaks except for harvest moon (which sucks) and the party regen that got nerfed into uselessness
>ghost is in 3 moves and barely fricking does anything, doesn't even talk
>class quests suck ass and your class gear has those random stupid holes to ruin the edge look and instead make you look like a sexy halloween costume
Feels good to be a CHADgoon.
>DRK
Wait what the frick happened? I thought DRK was trash in EW?
Haven't subbed since 6.0 btw
>DRK was trash in EW
DRK hasn't been bad in fricking years, it's consistently been the best tank in the game.
Every tank got cool toys except DRK
and? all the games fights are designed around just doing damage, new tools don't matter if you don't do damage.
DRK already had cool toys, the other tanks just got their own version of TBN, most still being weaker than TBN, while DRK got even more mitigation and damage.
Why ruin perfection?
the only thing I don't like about DRK is how Delirium was turned into a soulless version of inner release and they removed the haste from blood weapon
surely they could have thought of something better than "inner release but worse"
Delirium is better then inner release as it does more damage if you crit (fell cleave has lower potency then bloodspiller to balance the auto crit) and it gives you mp that feeds into other moves
especially after endwalker actually made inner release more like delirium (you dont waste uses if you do something besides fell cleave now, which is how nu-delirium always worked) and removed the ogcds from the beast gauge so its literally just push button receive free cleaves its pretty lame
still, I wish Delirum wasn't a "press X 5 times for damage" now 3 but you get the gist, otherwise I vastly prefer DRK over WAR
drk is the sch of tanks, because it required a bit of thought in big dungeon pulls compared to other classes in the same role morons ignored how insanely and obviously good in a raid situation its moves are
and then both of them also just got heavily buffed several times over the course of 6.0 and its patches
every tank has been buffed over the course of endwalker that isn't something exclusive to drk, it's biggest buff was too living dead which doesn't even fricking matter to anything realistically besides dungeon pulling
See it's dumbfricks like you who literally don't know what you're talking about that spread this idea that drk was actually le bad all along and now have to rub their head like a monkey when its proven to be the meta once again.
living dead changes are huge, its fun to be able to use it in dungeon pulls now without trolling your healer (instead they troll you but not letting you activate it) but being able to use LD and heal yourself is a HUGE boon in raids where the meta is often "frick actually mitigating/healing this move, just have the tank use their invuln". before living dead required healers to still spend resourses so it was often questionable how much better it would be then just swapping - now living dead has the second shortest cooldown and no downsides as long as the drk can hit the boss 2-4 times. when drk also does the most damage of the tanks by a noticable degree, and has tbn/missionary/obliation which while not very flashy looking stack incredibly well with other tank cooldowns that are more flashy and make it so the party can actually survive big week 1 damage instead of just the tank
also drk gets their aoe resourse spender and their aoe builder at level 40 now while the other tanks have to wait until 72 before they can properly do more in an aoe pull besides 1-2 combo over and over, which is a huge buff that massively increased their aoe damage and made dungeons way faster
>drk was actually le bad
i'm not reading all that anon this is literally my post
take your fricking meds
drk would still be the best tank in the game even if it never got the living dead changes, thats the fricking point moron.
>he fell for the moronic casual meme
DRK has been one of if not the best overall tank in EW since launch, and it was good in ShB too.
Is it concerning MCH and RDM aren't even on the lists? I thought REZ Mage was the best ever
MCH is eternally in the cuck shed and will never leave, whoever joins them is usually rotated, right now its RDM, even rez mage isn't that useful, everyone just brings SMN
The question I have is if SMN would be in the cuckshed along with RDM, if BLM had a raise.
https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealSparklyShrimpFeelsBadMan-Ntk784JqB9mRFJmR
>warBlack folk has meltdown cause his bad
mad
DrkBlack folk*
>drkbulls living rent free warBlack person head
I'm not a raidtroony, explain.
he's mad because there's a very high DPS check and they failed to enrage multiple times. He switches to a higher DPS tank and they clear even with some mistakes
Realistically though although there is a delta between WAR and GNB it's not nearly big enough to account for a death + 2 DMG downs. Dude just doesn't want to admit his party was kinda fricking up.
it wasnt just him that changed job. the rdm changed to smn, the brd changed to dnc. the dancer change alone would have been enough.
It also won't matter after the first week cause the gains everyone gets from gear outside of day 1 prog will completely eclipse the gap
>It also won't matter after the first week cause the gains everyone gets from gear outside of day 1 prog will completely eclipse the gap
this Black person did split clears of 3 previous fights before going in p8s. This is dps with double loot. Cope harder, you wont clear in pf with war or pld.
Expecting to clear anything in PF is already a moron's errand I dunno what you're thinking
>the dancer change alone would have been enough.
Literally thinking he's better and more important than what he actually is. He's b***hing about them not meeting a tight DPS check while playing Warrior, but once he swapped to Gunbreaker, they made the check even with damage downs.
Thing is, while GNB does do more damage than WAR, it really is not that much at all, so him swapping classes would have affected the raid damage in a quite minor way. His team just played well on that run and made up for their mistakes, and he's thikning the only reason they passed the check is because he swapped classes. Typical streamer complex.
"NOOOO! WAR IS MEANT TO BE THE STRONGEST TANK! IT WAS UTTERLY BUSTED IN HEAVENSWARD AND DID DPS LEVELS OF DAMAGE SO IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE HIGHEST DAMAGE TANK NOOOO!"
Seeing WARcucks seethe nonstop after they were absolute fricking cancer back in Heavensward with their pacify bullshit and their fell cleave autism feels so fricking good, holy shit.
literally no one is saying this who are you talking to
It's been the lowest or second lowest dps tank for 3+ years at this point and it has no unique trait to help it stand out, paladin at least has a second aoe cooldown. People wouldn't care as much if the gap wasn't this obvious
None of this matters next week and beyond but it is disappointing they can't figure out tanks.
>it has no unique trait to help it stand ou
except the best invuln in the game, a rotation that's impossible to frick up so you can focus on mechanics, and 2 extra gap closers?
>paladin at least has a second aoe cooldown
dveil is objectively worse then even a non buffed shake it off and stacks extremely well with cooldowns and scholar shields and passage is basically a technically stronger but with a much worse cooldown/duration/area of effect version of missionary/light because you're never going to hold it and make paladins damage even lower unless you're in a phase transition attack
The absolute state
>Oh no a 2% difference on average! OH THE HUMANITY
Metagays are cancer.
tell me honestly, why do people who don't play and see exactly how fine tuned the bosses are feel propelled to speak?
All four Tanks have cleared, so your point is moot.
Besides, you're not meant to tackle and clear these fights week 1 at min ilvl. The option is there, but it's not the intended experience.
>All four Tanks have cleared, so your point is moot
and I bet you're glad for the 3 paladins who did so you can say that lol
too bad you can't universally say that about every job though
>Oh no no Reapers have been in fricking 29th place of the world race, oh the humanity.
Again: fricking cancer.
Week 1 P8S clears are not the intended experience. And even then, you absolutely will have ilvl 610 Reaper clears before Monday.
>Week 1 P8S clears are not the intended experience
>gated by gear to clear the content
i thought everyone hate the WoW approach ?
>29th
you mean not at all
>ilvl 610
actually trolling. you got two weeks of tomestombs to work with
Every single class has cleared or will eventually clear. That difference is meaningless and should infact be much larger. End your life right now
>and should infact be much larger
again, why do wowgays come in who are so used to shit they defend square and allow them to be more worse than they were before?
Probably too soon but are there any new statics yelling at each other clips
theyre all still stuck on carbuncle devour so give it a week or two.
this game got the corniest streamer personas on the planet, dude overselling it
what the frick is going on lol
it's what happens when you mald with no hair left to lose
What is he mad at tho
The fact that he spent 16 hours wiping to P8S dps check with Warrior but as soon as he switches to GNB, he clears with 2 DDs and one guy dying on the first lockout of the day.
its misplaced anger because the real reason they made it to doorboss was swapping red mage to summoner, and bard to dancer.
tbf thats still a reason to be mad at SE
Why does he care? MMOs are all numbers and gear.
There's nothing personal about the class you're playing, it's just animations. What a strange thing to get mad about.
because he wants to play warrior because its his personal favorite and needing to swap off it to progress is frustrating.
Brainlet thing to get mad about. Simply equip bigger sword or play another genre.
>equip bigger sword
If you don't understand basic game mechanics pipe down you stupid cuck. They're going into the fight week 1 with BiS(best in slot in case you're too moronic to know what is) so gear is explicitly not a factor.
Sounds like gear IS a factor if it's the literal only thing preventing someone who's good at the game from playing the class they want to.
Oops, your genre is based on whatever arbitrary gear treadmill you have to run currently. Sounds like you should play another genre.
You stupid fricking moron. What part of BEST IN SLOT GEAR is not drilling its way into your alarmingly thick skull? Job balance and damage output is the determining factor, not gear. If you have all 4 tanks in best in slot gear, gnb and drk are still going to do more damage than warrior. Period.
There is something personal about classes specially when its balanced like shit like fricking dancer on purpose and buff bard or buffing drk because it has shitty kit changes and kick the dps tank from previous expansion as top dps
imagine so moronic.
warrior main has a meltdown because he couldn't pass the dps check on his favorite job but the moment he swapped to something else he passed
this is what happens when mentally ill fricking homosexuals build their entire identity around a fricking video game class and they feel their entire existence is threatened if it's not the best of the best
thats a lot of projection towards someone who is mildly angry playing it up for entertainment.
>someone who is mildly angry
now THIS is projection
Bald moron shows up in my feed too often to not know when he's playing something up.
Kneel to your God!
B-b-but bros you told me i can clear with any job....you guys were lying to me?
You can.. if you and the other 7 guys play absolutely perfect :^)
no one said it was gonna be a week one clear
>can clear with any job
in the next expansion.
The devs say they test to confirm all job combinations can clear before releasing.
Unless they are lying
They re lying yoship said before endwalker launch they play their own game and then the moron design of drk, dancer and machinist happened
testing with immunity and full bis maybe
They seem to be lying this time because there's no way door boss wasn't tuned with 2nd week tomes in mind.
the devs also said they design every savage boss to be clearable with 0 healer dps in mind which is an outright fricking lie and mathematically impossible to do
they're fricking liars who pander to the lowest common denominator because they don't want to hurt their feelings while simultaneously designing fights in the complete opposite way they state
They also know all the mechanics
With perfect play and well developed strategies to hand the mechanics, yes. Playing the meta just buys you margin of mechanical error.
Xeno swapping to GNB let his cover the difference his DRK wasn't hitting.
mch/rdm/pld/warbros...
you can, thing about that run is Xeno's team was just playing better that run, he's over reacting to get views.
it's okay to be mad about the job balance not being good enough to allow any combination of jobs to clear p8s. it's fine. players constantly trot out the "e-every class is viable at high level play!" thing only for it to not be true in this case. purportedly the homogeneity of the class design in the game is to ensure viability of all classes - if that doesn't hold then there's no reason for every class to be so interchangeable.
>whaaaaat, I can't be the best at everything as a WAR?
>the bard changed to a machinist and the red mage turned into a summoner
>they beat it with more party frick ups after doing that
the funny part is because it's a eceleb you gays who dont even touch raiding are going to keep saying job balance is fine as if we're still in shadowbringers and like square enix hasn't been fricking it up all year
>machinist
i meant dancer
Why is balance bad because something is the best? Something will always be better than the others.
>immediate defense
this many jobs being so much better than others to such a degree where it effects the ability to clear is not okay and I don't know why you gays pretend it isn't a problem, especially when things were much better in shadowbringers in terms of balance
my only guess is you all come from wow and are so used to shit you see that and say well it can be worse not realizing it excuses square and let's them get away with being more and more shit overtime
it's even more funny considering squares stated reason for homogonizing and dumbing down so many jobs was because they were having trouble not making certain jobs just so much better than others but even after that they still frick it up
still better than how it is right now
Not even shadowbringers was fine tanks were too squishy in .0 and ninja was really crap dps
why did he do it bros?
ive still never gotten the quick rundown on this
ethot made him break up with his longtime gf
did she really?
>Xeno is deseperately trying to get viral by fake raging and spreading misinformation
some things never change
Bring back pacify.
>the fricking "please cleanse" macros
>WARs actually getting fricking mad when you don't cleanse it fast enough
>get pissy when their fell cleaves don't crit constantly
>usually die to stupid shit and cry because MUH PARSE
during HW, I genuinely fricking hated WARgays, they were the most unbearable morons in the whole game
all those heavensward war players play drk now cause it's genuinely the same fricking job but better.
normally i'd laugh but rdm is in the biggest cuck shed in years
we lost
the clip is conveniently not pointing out the red mage swapped to summoner and the bard swapped to dancer in addition to him swapping to gunbreaker. i hope things get better for you redbro.
rez mage memes were fun and games until they made a fight where chain rez is pointless...does not bode well for the extreme and savage dungeons
i like how ffxiv devs streamline and sterilize job design to make balancing dps easier and then still can't fricking do it lmao.
Heh
Sexo
imagine kissing her and then she vomits a furball in your mouth and makes you gulp it down lol
Hot
Barren womb
And?
Just not trying hard enough
I want to impregnate Y'shtola while also taking responsibility and being a loving father.
austin powers looks kinda old these days
>stealth patches your boss
>ruins innumerable unsuspecting statics
dangerously based!
What stealth patch?
>ilvl 621
So this fat frick got fed ALL the gear by his group... just for them to kick him?
Can you imagine the sheer amount of seethe that went into this decision? Kicking the guy you gave all the gear to? Fricking hilarious
have you seen mrhappy's parses? go scroll through a history tour of his fflogs
the average poster in this thread would unironically do more damage than him (mrhappy is good at mechanics though)
Why did they give him the gear then?
That's the best part. This pour group got tricked into fellating this eceleb and then got pissed when he failed to carry and dragged the team down.
Who knows. Rin Karigani is an obvious sociopath if you've watched his stream for a few hours. Probably thought he could control all of the variables and make mrhappy a good player.
Did he delete the self masturbatory video of him talking about how great he is for letting his 12 year old be trans or whatever
I don't need to watch their garbage videos, I've (coincidentally) raided with two different ffxiv streamers and they were both narcissistic morons that thought their word was law because they had clout.
Did he even got kicked? Al thats in the tweet is that he needs any group to clear or prog last floor? That would mean his group is not playing for the rest of the week or something. Unless the kick is confirmed.
Why would a week 1 static just stop? They're just sugarcoating their humiliation
I don't think mrhappy got kicked. Their group just imploded because they couldn't beat the doorboss. Mrhappy has had a similar thing happen to him many times in the past to the point where he's an obvious common denominator though, and has notoriously bad logs. Rin was having a mega-meltie because he's "never failed a week one clear" before, and was getting super passive aggressive. You could tell he was melting hard, but still trying to keep up his sociopathic positive vibes persona.
What happened? They got kicked?
>I just wanna let you know... that I am so fricking happy that I never have to fricking raid with your dumb ass ever fricking again. You are the worst fricking player I have ever played with and the audacity to fricking make fun of us on your stream and not to our fricking faces is fricking LOW. You understand what fricking low is? You're low. You're lower than fricking dirt. Your fricking viewers are a bunch of fricking casuals that have to feel bad for you just a fricking dogshit player. You understand me? You're a fricking dumbass little casual. Oh frick it she caused a wipe. I don't give two flying fricks. You are the worst fricking greediest fricking player I have ever dealt with. And you say fricking over here "my previous static said I was greedy" Yes you fricking are cus you never hold. You make everyone hold for your dumb ass and you expect us to fricking pay for your shit when you don't even know how to pay- play your fricking class. "I've fricking been playing this game for eight fricking years" and it doesn't show EnoChan. I am tired of your shit. You don't take criticism. You don't fricking take advice. Every time we give you advice, you pull the stupid "I know, but I did this, I know". You know how many times we fricking wiped to DOTH because your stupid ass? Because you don't know how to fricking get knocked back correctly? And you have the audacity to fricking laugh about us on your stream? I am SO glad that you are not going to be raiding with us in 6.2 and I fricking yknow hope that no one wanted to raid with you in 6.2 either because you're a dogshit player.
>Fricking worse than me and I'm a one-trick. I hope your stupid fricking stream enjoys watching your casual ass fricking gameplay because that's all you fricking deserve. I am so fricking happy I never have to hear your voice ever again cus this was the worst fricking raiding experience since we started in savage and I knew how fricking shitty of a player you were because of that shit. So fricking tired of your bullshit.
What?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1565340546
uh was that the voice of a woman or a troon
An angry woman. It does sound troonish but, having played with enough women over the years in MMOs starting in EQ1, it was a woman. When Americanized Asian and Eastern European women get angry their voice can get low but not troon low.
troons are women chud
No they're troon women moron, not women
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1565340546
glorious
What's the Abyssos mount?
hephestios's flame dragons and phoenix. it morphs between forms like demi ozma.
And crashes if you use it underwater by datamine fact*
i doubt it does that in game.
https://twitter.com/eis1008/status/1565014801612701696?s=21&t=x8860GWMon_kYPQGUo_JDQ
P cool senpaitachi
>you can farm up 2 weeks of tomestone in advance this tier is gonna be easyyyy
>mindbreaks pf
>mindbreaks ecelebs
SCREAM ALL YOU LIKE
CUZ WE'RE ALL MAD HERE
They're only communicating with players and acknowledging them when it suits them. They've almost completely disregarded player feedback regarding job changes for years and it shows.
>Main MCH
>PF groups now set to include ever DPS except MCH
So, what melee DPS should I play while I wait for MCH buffs?
people are more receptive to mch than Black person mage lol
>MCH buffs
I really like P6's tile swapping and the wing/snake motifs but holy shit this b***h just spends half of the fricking fight casting every single thing she does. Such wasted potential
>this b***h just spends half of the fricking fight casting every single thing she does
what do you mean by this
i don't understand
mech coming up? here's 5 seconds of me casting aetherial exchange and ANOTHER 5 seconds casting the actual mech
here's 20 seconds of a harmless single raidwide with nothing before or after it. even the fight before it has back to back damage
the fight just has way too much downtime where nothing happens. also all poly mechs could've just skipped the cast bar and planted them directly on the ground
So the b***h its easier than the gremlin?
i haven't got to THAT mechanic (the df equivalent to devour) but compared to the shark's first half it's still much more slower paced and she doesn't budge from the center at all
It's much easier.
yes, i see your point
i personally like that she is somewhat slower than bunkle because the previous fight has too many raidwides going on all the time. it's a bit tense. it's nice to have a breather.
she's easier. there will be a few mechanics that bar your way but none as hard as devour.
>but none as hard as devour
i actually dont understand how people find that mechanic hard, i died to it 2 times over-moving on the second double back in the 2-4-2 pattern and then watched my teammates get hit by it for the next 4 hours
Because if more than 2 people frick up in one go you might as well have a nice day
I winged it the first time I saw it and was the only one who got through alive but I don't think that makes it easy, people just need to see the patterns a bunch until they can do it consistently
how do you get hit by it, there’s only two patterns one of which is easy as frick and the other one is easy as frick once you learn it
if it takes you more than 5 attempts to never die to that mechanic again then you have a learning disability
there's very little room for error. a single death is a wipe, and you can get clipped easily if you don't completely understand what you're doing. no leeway.
if hephaistos remained as hard as he is while still being clearable with every possible team composition there'd be no complaints. the problem falls more on the job balance team than the raid design team.
>we want something incredibly hard but simultaneously immune to tier whoring!!!
You're a midwit asking for complete opposites. If everyone can clear, then its easy. If its hard, people will tier prostitute to cope. That's fricking video games. You can't escape the METAGAME
there's a middleground of 'difficult but clearable with some extra elbow grease for some jobs'. the week hasn't finished yet- if hephaistos has at least one of every job having cleared by next tuesday, he'll have successfully reached that bar. if not, then the job that hasn't cleared is simply in the cuckshed.
>neuter class design in favor of balance
>the classes still aren’t balanced
>1% off
>inbalanced
>in a game with crits
>1% off
LMAO
You’re right its more like 5%, aka it literally only matters to get the fastest kill possible of the hardest content which at best will be around 30 seconds less considering how set in stone fights are that you can literally spreadsheet them.
Anyone, absolutely anyone who defends this games combat or gameplay is mentally ill.
Play this game for the animal crossing stuff and the story, nothing else. Its the only intelligent way to enjoy it.
Besides job balance team screwed up since 6.0 , raid team they make a boring shit tier1
i like hippokampos and hesperos from tier 1
What the hell do you saw in the aquatic park demon dog? I can understand everyone except the dog
waterdog's arena is cool, the limit cut is way more interesting than snake woman's is, i enjoy the hilarity of failing the arrows.
i unironically enjoy firebird too but i didn't mention it because it's not well liked amongst the playerbase.
only chainman is underwhelming and he's the first encounter. bunkle is definitely a better first encounter than chainman but snakewoman isn't better than waterdog.
i'll try treewoman today
The treewoman is cool from little i saw
it should have been like Hades where she does the new poly once on its own to show you then get a permanent exchange buff
>people complain week 1s are too eady
>we get incredibly tight week 1 enrage, lots of 0-1% wipes
>people swap jobs to gain like 100 dps and clear
>people now complain jobs are unbalanced because they have 1% damage differences
why are people like this?
>want hard content
>also want to be able to play any job in hard content
is it really that confusing?
They can play any job they'll just need better gear.
Oh hey, they acknowledged it this time
why does he look disappointed thou?
hes just getting old.
He's probably fricking exhausted
Physically exhausted from having to be Producer on both XIV & XVI.
Because its a JP team that cleared it without using ACT/logging.
bros i thought raid trannies loved hard content??? why are they pissing and sharting over this dps check??
only week 1 poopsockers are pissing themselves
>raidtroony ravings
But enough about that.
How is the island going?
>click node
>watch gather animation
>mount up
>walk 10 feet
>dismount
>click node
>watch gather animation
>mount up
…
If you're only walking 20 feet why the hell would you mount up?
reflex
Using spreadsheets to maximize my earnings. You?
rank 10 by tomorrow, bike by tuesday.
Hoping I get the bike by next week
Botting it in the background like a sane person lmao about to hit rank 10
What minion addons do I need?
Just put down my Otter Fountain.
Feels good man.
The only thing left to do is go for the Motorcycle and get the Twinklefleece.
For some reason this one rare animal is fricking days apart on spawn times.
I guess it does give fur and fleece though, so it's very sought after.
How hard is it to craft the fountain mats?
Im still using the ar-caen set...
pretty sure you need pentamelded current gear
frick
i'll just wait for 5.3
that was over a year ago
Is he a homosexual?
I want to play this game.
How long does it take to get to the good stuff? I'm going to skip every cutscene.
The only good stuff are the cutscenes and story though
The good stuff starts at character creation and continues up to the present
reminder that not a single reaper has cleared the door boss
>Machinist already cleared
Fricking kek, reapers on suicide watch
There's literally no reason to prog as a RPR when it getts mogged by DRG on everything
We've won again DRGchads! homosexual RPRgays who steal our gear BTFO once again.
how do you look at these stats?
>coolest tanks are the most used
>coolest healers are the most used
>two of the 3 cool melee are on top even if mnk is last
>the least cool caster is the most used
>the obviously best but least cool ranged is used
blm and mnk could be higher but overall i'm not surprised
blm gets higher later on when people know the mechanics well and just want to do big damage
scholar and astrologian and simply the best healers. the devs keep fricking with them but the base design concept behind them is simply too strong for anything else to overthrow them and then they also have the coolest visuals, the best lore, and fun little stuff to do like cards or fairy gimmicks
Scholar was better when it was Sage + Orator
i really really hope this is a wake up call on class balance for the devs, i just want them to be more unique because obviously the homogeneous design doesnt fricking work
>a very minor balance difference that only impacts week one clears and will be completely irrelevant by next week means the devs should completely reexamine job balance
no, homosexual.
then enjoy having every job being virtually the same for the next 10 years
they always have been.
>they always have been.
it's been unbalanced since endwalker released what do you mean now
i hate shadowzoomers so much
i've been playing since heavensward. every job is a damage dealer. always has been. always will be. dark arts sucked wiener. caster machinist sucked wiener.
Is this savage tier the second coming of Gordias Savage dps checks?
No because next week all this crying will be forgotten about
lmao no, it's tight but not as bad, you don't have gear checks here
gordias was literally impossible for weeks by sheer numbers. it is a completely incomparable situation and you have only proven you literally did not play when gordias was current and are just spouting "tales" from back then.
Besides all functional statics that streams are now at hephaistos gordias had issues almost all fights
>join Hydaelyn high end content in PF after someone put up a posting for mount farming
>never cleared it before, but needed one, didn't give a shit about mount
>knew the very first phase of the fight, nothing else
>still knew how to Play NIN super fricking well and had Shukuchi macro'd to two different actions: one for teleporting to a healer to escape AOEs in a clutch, and another to teleporting directly to the boss
>beat her after the third attempt without anyone becoming the wiser
>"Thanks for the clear guys!"
Sorry, but no sympathy for em either, I have been lambased for playing NIN since they were first introduced and most people in PF won't give newbies the time of day anyway for fresh progs. Now SAM got nerfed and everyone is suddenly jumping on the NIN bandwagon. Feels great
Pray that the next dps job isnt a dex melee
if they add more jobs in 7.0 then one of them most certainly will be a scouting melee
more likely scouting ranged, no?
I doubt they’re going to introduce a non melee with a different armor type than it’s peers for the first time
Probably another phys ranged and a new mage
Guys I can't find any p8s guides/info
Where the frick is the information, i hate week 1 networking
How do I find a static that uses cactbot but is also accepting of new players? I did some pugging and got through p3s and never once got invited to join a static, I feel like I might be a shitter or something
the chance that you're pugging with someone who belongs to a static that is looking for members is low. you shouldn't take it personally you weren't asked. what statics looking for players will do instead is make pf listings in the savage tier saying what role they're looking for and the hours that they raid. you join that pf and you deal with their job interview so to speak. it's going to be an easier interview than actual jobs, but don't expect to get in if you're a grey parser.
the job interview thing literally never happens unless you are only joining week 1 or wf statics people just kinda join and if they stick they stay and if they dont they leave
>that uses cactbot
you probably mean act but most groups use it no matter how good they are, it's just a damage meter it's the spergs that obsess over it.
Cactbot is different from the damage meter, Cactbot tells you exactly how to resolve mechanics and makes the game a lot easier for shitters like me
most people dont use that outside of ultimates i don't think but who the frick cares no ones checking your computer anyways
>most people dont use that outside of ultimates
lol, nearly every """"high end raider"""" uses it
i have literally never seen or heard anyone use it for savage but i really don't keep up with that bullshit
You subhuman stillborn ass holes will praise this game even after it gets rid of mp and raid dps so they can truly make every job 100% equal.
Its not interesting to play now and it will only get worse. This game has been on a downwards spiral ever since stormblood.
you can clear with every job unless those jobs are reaper machinist and paladin
oh and if you don't have enough square approved jobs in your party you still won't clear
You can clear with every job combination even if its 4 machinists, 2 plds and 2 sages this is guaranteed by the game dev testers.
the same game testers who said you can clear e8s on release with neither healer doing any dps right?
Yes that is true, except the part of “on release day” thats you pulling it out of your ass to cope
I feel like they need to change a lot of combat related stuff for next expansion, but they aren't going to touch shit. Prepare to watch Yoshida apologizing they had to delay stuff cause of the graphics upgrade.
That damage focused party shit have to end, this shit is not fun, even if you don't care about meta, most of the playerbase will follow like morons and will lock some shit out on their PF, everyone now will avoid PLD, MCH, RPR cause of how the raids works.
Even casual groups do this, because of how useless support stuff are, who cares about PLD wings and cover? Even if you gave PLD another defensive cooldown and buffed HG, nobody would use it unless you could literally cheese a fight with it.
AST support now is damage, SCH support is damage, because all XIV dev team can do is raid focused around damage and nothing more.
I liked barb ex. I like her fight more than any ex or savage ever. I wish they do stuff like that more just dodgin reactively in general instead of gay puzzles
I think I would have liked Barb more if it was a savage fight instead of an extreme. As it stands it's too frustrating and inconsistent to farm in PF.
Even if its savage pf gonna frick up with moron drks prepulling or someone fricking up spreads
Yeah but it it's savage you only have to run it once a week about eight times instead of dozens of times until the mount drops
you should unironically just play wow, it’s fights are all designed like that
this is just a PSA to every single person in FFXIV who isn't a newbie. That is all.
disregard that, I suck wieners
fake ass cringe ass quote
>memorize guide and PoV and timeline
>get to enrage first try
ben franklin was a moron
I guess Ben never figured out how to install Cactbot.
How long until the weekly drop limit for the new normal raids are removed and I can farm the gear?
months
Whadahell man I just wanted the baller NIN set
are you new or something?
I don't usually resub right after patches
Until criterion dungeon release or 6.3
the drops for the normal versions of the raid are inferior to tome gear and crafted gear. if you're talking about for aesthetics, not for months.
Normal raid can be better than crafted gear if it's got significantly better substats than what an extra 3 materia make up.
overmelded will almost always be better.
Not for spell spd blm, or if a piece of crafted had dh+det or ten at all. Overmeld is 36 from an X, then two +12's from IX's, sub stats already start at higher than 100. Overmeld is just super overrated, especially if most of it can't go towards your best stats.
End of next patch
>The effectiveness of the tank role is judge purely on their dps output instead of actual tank utility
the absolute state of this game
every tank has the same utility unless you can double immune some mechanic, so DPS is their only difference
every job in this game is a dps yes, and I mean that literally
they homogenized everything for years because they kept having trouble balancing them before shadowbringers
DRK has the best tank cooldowns too ontop of its damage.
GNB used to have shit cooldowns, but Heart is so loaded now that it's top tier too now.
PLD also has the most dogshit cooldowns. Holy Shelltron is worthless because most of the busters give you a gigahomie bleed, and it does jackshit for that. Warrior is fine CDwise, but TBN, Heart, and even Oblation are way more useful and will save people's lives in early progression.
Warrior doesn't even have the muh holmgang because invulns are shit this tier.
Do you guys think these gays will have the audacity to go above lvl.99?
Levels are meaningless in this game and only serve as a means to make you think you are progressing. Stats in this game are a simple ladder with no branching paths, its just pointless busy work to make you think that you’re playing an rpg
Yes 100 and nerf who knows
I remember doing coils and every job having a purpose, of course some things were super basic like tank rotation, but I had a lot of fun and changing jobs made a lot of difference, too bad everything now is a DPS.
do you also remember tankbusters that dc'd players, twisters that were bugged and would go off randomly, landslides going out before the visual warning would appear, and other aspects of the game that were fricking dogshit and utterly taint your rose tinted vision of how the game used to be?
Servers were insanely bad and they didn't play tested a lot of things, I got hardstuck on Titan, but I didn't criticize the servers or spaggethi code, I criticized job identity in general.
I dropped early HW and cameback on late HW cause of stormblood hype. But back in ARR I never heard anyone talking about parse, ACT or anything like that, people cared more about your atitude and competence solving mechanics. Of course damage mattered because you had DPS checks, but not as much as today.
For example, people loved BRD back in the day cause they could move to solve mechanics while still fighting, people cared about SCH that knew when to shield and manage both pets, WHM who could heal and manage their mana, PLD who could cover for a clutch, you could even change how to solve mechanics depending on your group jobs, like NIN evade to cheese some Bahamut aoe. Now they just check fflogs and pick top damage jobs.
Ive only been around since late HW so I was too late to raid but was the metagayging bad back in arr/HW or did people just learn to play around classes being that different?
Bet you also liked tp and Accuracy
>managing TP in long encounters and in AoE situations
very cool
>arbitrary accuracy that changes depending on your positional or lack of a bard
shit
I'm ok Yoshi P abusing his power to rape my wife but over tuning the savage tier? that's fricking bullshit
Why does this character make people seethe so much?
All my homies love Atlana and hate hydaelyn
Altana is an actual divinity so anything she did to Vana'diel is her right. You can only argue that she may have erred against Promathia.
hydaelyn should let me face frick her tbqh
Bro put the ascian mask on him
she's literally woman hitler
alexander viewed all possible timelines and determined that the only one that was not guaranteed to destroy everything was the current path we were already on. he could have intervened at any time including pre sundering and did not. cope.
What? He actually tested us to see if we're worthy of overcoming whats going to happen in the future. Hydashit was just a shot in the dark.
No moron. Alexander viewed all possible timelines and determined the only one that wouldn't destroy everything was the one where we defeat him. Which cannot happen if we don't exist.
You said the same thing as me but more like a homosexual
you're just a Black person
If alexander determined that the only timeline where everything isn't destroyed is the one where you destroy him, that means alexander determined that any timeline where venat did not do what she did resulted in destruction. You dipshit.
You never destroy him tho. You just beat him and he bubble himself. Thats why it was a test you fricking Black person piece of shit.
Stop skipping cutscenes. You defeat him and he concurs that the only possible timeline that is safe is the one where you do that. By proxy, any other timeline, including ones where venat doesn't do what she did, end in disaster and destruction.
even alexander couldn't predict speedreaders
Large breasts, beautiful, Mother-figure for all of humanity, white hair, unshaven... Oh shit, I'm listing off things why I love Venat.
if you loved her so much you'd use her real name, which is Venus, not whatever the fricking shit asspull name the script uses for no reason. The Anglicanized name for Venus is Venus.
It's Venat dummy, it says so right there in the game.
>the script uses for no reason.
Dumb secondary.
Blame XII
Because if it weren't for her we would all be immortal perfect beings, like pic related.
>please be kind
>Remember...that we once lived to ate McDonalds...
FFXIV threads before EW came out
>venat is evil guys trust the plan. we'll team up with zodiark and kill that b***h.
EW comes out
>NOOOOOO WTF MY FANFICTION WAS NEVER TRUE AHH SAVE ME ZODIARK TRANCE MAN
I never thought Hydaelyn was evil but if this image came true it would have been pure kino.
>the delay caused us to miss this kino
still mad
So what the frick was that platinum shit Yoshida was talking about anyway? He said there were two super secret keywords for the end and I have no idea what it could even have been.
Why are Venat's haters like this?
>autistic homosexual society gets ended by a bird telling them to kill themselves
Too real for them.
what would you do to make healers and tanks not contingent on just dps? how would you heterogenize the classes?
go HARD on the very barebones archetypes the tanks have already,
war with more healing capabilities
drk should use it's own hp as a resource or do more damage with lower hp
i genuninely think gnb can stay the way it is cause it's kinda unique with his rotation already
pld should have more ranged attacks and more "i take damage for you" abilities
>Another thread ruined by Venatrannies and Zodiarkgays
Great
>god these people are so annoying
>i know, ill give them attention and remark on how annoying they are
>surely that will make them stop instead of emboldening them to continue explicitly because I find it annoying
typical kojimatard unable to follow the most basic rule of the internet. don't feed trolls dipstick
>Just let people shit up the place uncontested
You're a euro, aren't you
>surely if i pour gasoline on this fire it is better than doing nothing
You're not very bright are you.
Yup, you're a euro alright
>called gas gasoline instead of petrol
>hurr durr euro
Imagine being afraid of gap toothed bonglets. You're pathetic.
Whatever you say, limp-wrist eurotard
Do you just enjoy being dumb. A euro would never call gasoline anything but petrol. Stupid homosexual.
Keep seething and take your own advice you dumb eurotard
im not the one being trolled. i dont need to take my own advice.
I've skimmed this whole thread and cannot find what the supposed stealth patch is. Can somebody please explicitly state what this is supposed to be, or is it just OP trolling?
Arthars is just a moron and keeps repeating it on his stream because he's baffled that they tuned the dps check for two weeks of tomestone gear when they decided to delay savage release this time.
>they tuned the dps check for two weeks of tomestone gear when they decided to delay savage release this time
Yoshi said they wouldn't do that.
Yoshi also said they won't implement auto-demolition.
So what you're saying is that YoshiP tells repeated lies while the playerbase slurps his nuts over his communication skills?
UNLEASH DILATIMA
https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_JP/status/1565565974476050432
>tfw no plushie nanamo gf
Who is the third character from the right?
Boy you better believe you're gonna do those Hildibrand quests.
How is a plushie so fricking smug
fricking wojack
frick
heh
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PLAY PDL YOU'RE RUINING MY PARSE
>coolest tanks are shit, lame tanks are the best
why
>DRK
>lame
in no universe is PLD cool
except for this one
>needs a shield to defend their frail bodies
>their swords aren't the only thing about PLD thats really small
>job quests are fricking terrible
>PLD mains are usually scaredy cats who need to use clemency
PLDs are bigger bottoms than DNCs
cope, there isn't a single tank move cooler than the swords combo
Renzokuken
Summong Fray is the coolest tank move
>Glorified DoT
I will never not be mad
>completely black clone that... just does the same exact moves you do
Fray is lame, even the roblox mech is cooler
and yet it's still the coolest, cope
>s-still the coolest
cope tanklet
>uuuoooohhhhhh flashy animations
>unlimited blade works haha anime
you will never be a real tank
with changes to crit buffs now increasing damage, has any job gotten any consequent buffs? like WAR?
im not even doing savage this tier
i feel liberated from the aneurysm that is party finder
become a casual bros
So, what're you doing for fun?
All the stuff that I havent done, such as relics, collecting all the lookout paintings, fishing, mahjong
So, pointless grinding?
Everything is a pointless grind in this game, so that point is moot
is the implication here that doing savage isn't pointless grinding
I'm not even touching savage myself, but anon is literally doing pointless shit you do in-between content lulls
Savage is also pointless shit you do in between content lulls. MMOs aren't about raiding.
Savage is current content is the point.
is the implication here that doing savage isn't pointless shit you do in-between content lulls
Fishing is full of rewards including lore you can't get anywhere else. Cope.
You're implying raiding has a point to it. You're defining it as the defacto content of the game. When it is just as pointless as anything else, and you're a mazed raidgay who should get out of my god damn genre because you've spent 20 years polluting it.
t. shitter
frick off tigole acolyte. I raid. I fish. I gather. I craft. I do island sanctuary. I do eureka. I do bozja. I play mahjong. I play triple triad. I even play lord of verminion. Nobody should ever listen to anything a raidgay says. You do not ingratiate yourself into the world. You do not interact with communities. You log in. you run your troony exercises. you log out. then you b***h there isnt more. You are what killed this genre. You are trying to kill this game, and seethe endlessly any time it does not cater directly to you and your ilk. Frick off and DIE already.
>I play mahjong
blessed post
Yeah, so wha-
>I even play lord of verminion
The funny thing is that raidgays usually do all that content too, you're not special.
>raidgays usually do all that content too
Yes, they never ever fricking log out of the game.
but it's true, but thats also a problem cause they autistically do EVERYTHING and i mean everything and then complain that theres no contet
good joke
How raidgays do content:
>island sanctuary release
>grind farming apples for 14 hours straight to get to rank 10
>WOW there's nothing left shit game
holy cope
No, they don't. The only time a raidgay will interact with a system in an mmo beyond raiding is if it explicitly helps their raiding. A raidgay is not someone who raids. It is someone who only gives a frick about raiding, b***hes when they don't get more, and believes they are the primary content of the game, despite the fact the game itself does not market your supposedly primary gameplay in its own advertisements. You are an inconsequential minority, and you have an inflated sense of self importance
raids/trials are the only part of this game thats any good besides parts of the story. the visual/audio experience is top notch and it makes me feel like I'm playing something between a rhythm game and an interactive shonen fight scene when I figure out mechanics like grand cross and resolve them properly. The fact that this game doesn't require me to do a lot of meaningless number increasing or collecting bear asses and random flowers and I can just que into party finder stuff and have fun fighting thordan ex for the 20th time is why I keep playing this game
>More meaningless grinding that takes zero effort
What exactly is the point?
There doesn't need to be a point. Video games are entertainment. They are designed to be enjoyed. If you aren't enjoying them, do something else.
>muh nihilistic outlook le everything is pointless
We kicked your ass in the finale of endwalker for a reason. Stay down moron.
They're just sad. Sad of having traveled the universe of games that they couldn't enjoy. So, they must bring unhappiness to everyone else.
frick off Meteion
reasons to do savage:
>glam gear
>mount
wow its the same rewards as literally any other content, you either do it once and done or you pointlessly farm it
>homosexual tigole acolyte disregarding any content that isnt raiding
Your ilk should be burnt at the god damn stake for what you did to this genre.
TigoleBlack folk frick off back to your sinking raidtroony ship.
The implication here is that anything at all in life has inherent meaning.
meaning is given, not derived. Did you even play the story?
Brother what do you think inherent means?
>partyfinder
why do you fricker do this to yourselves
no other option
blm should have some party utility too
>ley lines reduce damage by 5% for people standing in it
>manafont and ward can be used on party members
>Revivification now requires 1 polyglot stack, down from 2
i am still mad they took mana shift away.
Who in their right mind would think that world race shit is a good thing for the game or even care about the literally who's that do it
>Who in their right mind would think that world race shit is a good thing for the game
Devs think it's a good thing, of course talking about those who stream.
People don't really care, there is some noise about it each new tier, but it's all forgotten in a few weeks. 'til the next tier drops.
it invites fun shitposting
Reminder that doing savage without a guide is the intended way to play that content
>metion still exists in the bad timeline
Wonder if she'll devour that universe then head into ours. Hades and Themis are still alive in that timeline.
>Put all 40 minions in the same central area
absolute anarchy out here
have you taken the BLUpill?
Yes.
For what reason? Theres nothing to do with it. And if you want to run the morbol stuff atm theres no groups but when there is its always a group of friends that are looking for healer and tank morons because doing that as BLU is fricking aids
max bust catgirl or 50%? cant preview how it looks on raid armor but i'm wondering if bigger boobs will stretch out the armor
I left my static after they told me to switch from Pld
one guy in my static constantly tells me how easier it'd be if I were a DRK
when we have ONE melee dps
are you guys even on p8s the dps checks are non existent on the other fights while im a blue parse warrior while the rest of the static is green, theres no reason to ask for different jobs unless you are literally a world first raider
no, that's the funny part
we cleared 5 and 6 with ease and several dps being gray
>first match of mahjong
>garbage hands
>pon/chi/kan everything
>round ends in a tenpai
>repeat until the end of the match
>final round east chair rons north
>kills him
>come in 2nd
Go learn some mahjong its actually pretty fun
Are we going to spend the rest of the patches in the void? Did they really abandon the rest of the EW zones except Thavnair?
There's something happening in Ultima Thule so we'll see.
It was confirmed the trigger for that thing is related to having completed sigmascape. So it's most probably tribe related.
So it is tribe quests then. I can't say I'm disappointed, I was worried 7.0 was gonna be more space shit.
Someone found out that its just the stigma dreamscape dungeon, and they only just now decided to add an affect for it
It's just the tribe quest stuff. You can see the same glow in the trailer.
we probably go to another area to pick up some MacGuffin and then go to the void to beat up the villain of the week for each patch.
Can't believe Casters are so fricked that it's better to forgo the 1% group buff and do 3-melee 1-dancer.
>Steps of Faith solo instance is scripted so hard you can literally just afk at the start and the npcs do all of the work
Ok, gut Bard remove it's association with Archer build it entirely around music. Give it a new weapon that attacks with the power of music. Now take the bow and make it the LOGICAL evolution of the Archer, make the Ranger
moron
bards using bows that look like harps and playing music with them is pure design kino
its stupid, and whoever decided to make Bard the continuation of the Archer instead of Ranger is equally stupid. Now we'll never get a true bow using rdps with a huntsman aesthetic. Its just homosexual Bard
Ranger isn't as marketable as Bard
Bard was chosen as Archer's job evolution because 1.X needed a support job besides WHM. CNJ and ARC both start in Gridania so the idea was that you incorporate CNJ abilities into ARC.
This. Frick BRD, I just want to shoot a bow not play homosexual music while dressed like a twink.
>I want to hang out in the back shooting piddly arrows but I'm not gay
yes you are. there's a reason why bows are the girl weapon in every piece of media in spite of how much you want to cope about muh strong english longbowman
grab a gun and play machinist if you don't wanna be gay when you play phys ranged
Why are bows girly and guns manly though? Beyond being a social construct. Theres no logic to it. If anything girls should be using guns because of the lack of strength needed in comparison. ITs like saying pink is a girl color. That was just made up by some salesperson like a hundred years ago.
Association with Artemis in western media and association with the miko archery tradition in Japanese media.
guns require upkeep/maintenance and are loud and smelly. bows are comparatively a lot more subtle and at its more basic form is literally just a string and a stick
>guns require upkeep/maintenance and are loud and smelly.
just like women
Damn, anon. Also true.
I like the singing archer lore, they just need to go heavier on party support. DNC cucked them out of their whole identity despite DNC in past games primarily being a debuffer not a buffer.
>BRD gets bongos as weapons
>enter danger bongo sound effect into chat
>triggers ability
in every game with a class system archer and bard tend to both be kind of lame and shitty, archer because it has the same 6 moves as every other archer in every other game (arrow, many arrows, big arrow, arrow rain, element arrow, poison arrow) and bard because it has buffs but no ability to do damage because you're hitting someone with a guitar or something so you feel unsatisfying
having two classes that kind of suck and combining them was a smart move to make one actually pretty good class, and the overlap between stringed instruments and stringed weapons with shit like the bow that's also a harp is a neat visual
Why? Bards and bows are a perfect combination. Just look at the Greek god Apollo.
i dont understand the point of islands i guess, theres no customization, its clicking on trees for hours to make any progression in it, timegated builds, the only reason people will do it is because they shoved a ton of mounts/glams/hairstyles behind the grind. im not saying it cant be fun, but I dont understand the point
>Xeno managed to make morons think the tank dps difference is somehow a massive issue
I fricking hate this moronic community
>streamer sperged out about X jobs
I bet you anything we will see threads on reddit and the OF about WARs dps now and how unbalanced the tanks are
seen tweets about it already, it has already begun.
they also played way better, and either way week 1 is always tight because people use scuffed strats and have subpar gear, this gets better as time goes on, it's not an issue at all.
>you can clear with any job which is better than wow where everything is gear walled
>except that's not true so only a few jobs can clear while others are forced gear checked too
He killed millions.
>DUDE IS THAT A 200 DPS DIFFERENCE
PLD really feels like shit to play as oe its just a meme?
>clear all ultimates
>clear every savage on release from shadowbringers (started in stormblood)
>try not to play the same job more than twice to keep things fresh for things I haven't tried before, first time melee this tier, did ranged in shadowbringers and tank for p1-4
>all gatherers maxed
>did all blu mage content except for the stormblood ones (didn't really like they left the rewards only at titles, really)
>didnt bother with drs
>want to wait a patch or two for them to iron out the jank in island sanctuaries so I can appreciate it more
>read literally every cutscene
>every job close to capped except for ast
>dabbled a healthy amount into mahjong
>like halfway on the catch all the fish achievement
>no house and probably will never get one because of the server i opted to start on
>don't care too much for crafting if i'm being honest
>occasional map parties
AM I APPRECIATING THE GAME ENOUGH I'M NOT JUST A RAIDgay I LOVE ALL CONTENT
I think the raid rewards are ugly and I don't want to bother. Clearing P5S felt good but do it again next week? No thanks