FFXIV

HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL Discuss the absolute state of post Endwalker MSQ

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I shall not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 patches per year down from 4
      >1 new dungeon a patch when we used to get 2
      >dev release content so formulaic you can guess when 7.0 will release

      yeah this mmo is done for...

      >the diadem day one with brachiosaurs nuking everyone
      i want to go back so fucking bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dev release content so formulaic you can guess when 7.0 will release
        this, knowing exactly where you are in the part of expansion by looking at the number of the dungeon, trial or zone is a boring as fuck, they should invest more money in more content in the expansion and less cutscenes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dev release content so formulaic you can guess when 7.0 will release
        this, knowing exactly where you are in the part of expansion by looking at the number of the dungeon, trial or zone is a boring as fuck, they should invest more money in more content in the expansion and less cutscenes

        Nah, knowing when content arrives is great. Only thing they need to fix is the relics quests. ARR was the only one to do it right between unique trials, the books, treasure chests, melding, and rare material gathering, all whole the relic was always relevant. Now it's a barebones tome dump and relics haven't been relevant outside of X.55.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Random low-stakes adventures are boring and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. You knew going in that whatever treasure was to be found in Alzadaal you wouldn't get to keep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Random low-stakes adventures are boring
        ShB-baby, is that you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I started in HW. Keep the small stuff to side content and let the MSQ be about real hero shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >about real hero shit
            Too bad this time around the real hero is Zero eh?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You mean villain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes wonder how JRPG writing can get away with being so infantile and then I read a post like this. There are people out there who actually think that piling on world ending stakes adds character to a story other than making its stakes less relatable and its outcome more predictable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not everything needs to be world ending but whining that you're doing something of actual substance instead of random tomb raiding for 5 patches is bullshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the ruins thing was lame too because it directly tied into some npcs we just dealt with again.
      just broke into that dragon guys closet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the ruins thing was lame too because it directly tied into some npcs we just dealt with again.
        Fuck OFF

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fucking unbelievably gay and stupid now and I'm about to unsub until 7.0.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoyed ARR
    >Loved HW
    >Liked SB
    >Loved ShB
    >Loved EW
    >Enjoying the Postpatch just fine
    It's as shrimple as that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just as expected from tempered H*daelyn slave lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was evil not because of the genocide but because she didn't let me have those mommy milkers not even a single time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you specifically typed "shrimple" to avoid having to type simp alongside this image
      pathetic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a meme you dip

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a chud meme from reddit
        that's who's shitting the thread up with a "mommy" fetish, a disgusting incestuous chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ARR was fun
      >HW was fantastic
      >SB was fun, but not as fun as ARR
      >ShB was fantastic
      >EW was fantastic
      Playing only for MSQ and side-quests tho LMAO

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL post Yugiri

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what was in the hotfix?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Void is more interesting than the rest of endwalker save the final days in Thavnaire.

    Sharlayan is lame.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill yshtola again
    Don't bring her back
    Bury every plot thread that is fucked because of this
    Replace her with Lilja Sjasaris

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Lilja

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        plegma balls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When will we finally get a bunny scion?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will get Eren

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post bnuuy

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sfiasisters...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck is this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't want to know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i kind of do since this dude is talking about someone trying to run him over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pure schizokino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fuck is this

      i kind of do since this dude is talking about someone trying to run him over

      Mentally ill mutt goes full schizo and tries to take down one of the biggest NA hardcore raiding/worldprog community because few of it's important members used nono-words on discord and that they also bullied some gay black guy into suicide because "he wasn't good at the game". It's very amusing. He also reveals and almost all top world prog raiders were engaged in RMT clear selling. From ultimates to savages back the day. He was somewhat successful in getting TPS disbanded but that probably wasn't the only reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this schizo is kinda based
        these gaya make normal raiders look bad
        aren't these the people that wear diapers?
        the schizo retard and diaper raiders were meant for each other

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >aren't these the people that wear diapers?
          So do astronauts and jet pilots.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you vill have more zero quests and you vill be happt

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sexual intercourse with Venat.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK-

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DARKNESS WILL CUM

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >low stakes adventure
    >opening and entering an inter dimensional portal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha... You merely think the stakes are low.
      Remember your time in the void 12 patches ago?
      AHAHAHAHA! BEHOLD THE GATES OF DALAMUD OPEN AGAIN
      Oh and Zero is back. But now she wears white and banters with Y'shtola.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A small gate that can be sealed at any time.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She comitted GENOCIDE. Literally exterminated her own race for her own selfish goal. How can anyone still justify this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually she just fractured their souls.
      How did she do this? Let me tell you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't that simple. They were utterly bereft of sense and intelligence and form. If Hades, Elidibus and Lahabrea hadn't been around to reshape them into what eventually became civilization, creation would have been FUCKED.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's a visual novel. I only take OFFICIAL sources.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was written by Ishikawa herself. Just as canon as any of the Tales from the Shadows

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Whatever ishikawa sucks after fucking elpis and the end days shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If Hades, Elidibus and Lahabrea hadn't been around to reshape them into what eventually became civilization, creation would have been FUCKED.
          Well good thing she didn't sunder them then?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          or they would have just developed into their current selves only without all the calamities and destruction you filthy asciancuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no words language culture knowledge
          >when we see for ourselves they remembered enough to make art Hydaelyn and Zodiark's fight
          Cope-Selch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How can anyone still justify this?
      MOMMY MILKERS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't even try to defend herself. Whats done is done, its in the past and you are here. They aren't. You keep on living and going forward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody died. While Emmet murdered countless of innocents.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah countless of innocent sperm
        I want him to impregnate my boybutt so bad. I love him so much.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are our thoughts on the Omicron questline now that it's over?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beast tribe more like best tribe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best tribe questline.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Made the best of the bad situation that was the great filter plot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty nice, im sad it's over now and wonder if they'll bother continuing it in future or if it'll put aside like doma cos it's "done"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit not enlugh rala doomers conflict ir was lamely resolved also no twiteion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was okay.
      I liked the new area, the quests didn't overstay their welcome and the rewards are really good.

      HOWEVER.
      I can't help but feel that a shitty fucking café magically solving everyone's existential crises completely and utterly undermines Ultima Thule AND the Dead Ends (best dungeon). "Oh, turns out you were all just being silly and needed a coffee!" is such a feminine girly pissant cop-out. Dude those species are fucking EXTINCT, I don't care if they're thought-form tulpas, it's still fucking stupid. There is no gravitas to seeing their world destroy themselves only for them to come and have a quick coffee. It's so fucking STUPID.
      You're telling me
      >OMICRON, INTERGALACTIC WARRING TRIBE who traded every last CELL for METAL
      could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
      >EA, the ones who know the truth of THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
      could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
      >Ideologically and philosophically opposed and PERPETUALLY WARRING globalists vs freedom fighters
      could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
      >THE GOD DAMN DRAGONS, INCARNATION OF FIRE AND GLORY
      could be talked down with a coffee and cake?
      >The one peoples who solved every problem, transcended disease, war and knowledge and STILL WERE RESIGNED TO FUTILITY
      could be talked down with a coffee and cake?

      Gee why the fuck did they think of that before lol lmao
      Not everything needs a sequel or an epilogue
      Just show us the raw burning tragedy and leave it at that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're dynamis recreations, they're not the original thing and theyre fully aware of their own extinction
        it's all a fever dream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's japanese cult of food showing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gee why the fuck did they think of that before lol lmao
        It's the logical conclusion of the MSQ having their despair be overcome by the teenagers with attitude monologuing about character arcs from earlier expansions as if it's unheard of wisdom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Contrary to popular American beliefs, not everyone wants or needs everything to be about doom and gloom.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you brainlets always assume American
          It's Euro hours right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        amerimutt moment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when something as simple as a cup of coffee can bring you even a brief moment of comfort and happiness in your life you realize your life is indeed worth fighting to make better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A man of culture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jordan Peterson logic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Omicrons, Ea, Globalists and Freedom Fighters, dragons and I don't even know what to call you Ra-la fuckers.

        Eat a snickers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're le hecking wrong for posting this!
        They should take this lesson to heart!
        We should sit down those hecking Ukranians and Russians and have them drink some coffee at the last dregs so they stop fighting!
        Fuck despair!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing you said was wrong?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally bruh

          Is nothing allowed to just be as serious as it is?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The wol's autism waves is too strong. He reignited their sense of friendship and adventure like he does with everything. Eat the fucking cake. Drink the fucking coffee. You WILL be happy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mommycrystal
          >YOU WILL WALK
          >wol
          >YOU WILL HOPE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gee why the fuck did they think of that before lol lmao
        It's the logical conclusion of the MSQ having their despair be overcome by the teenagers with attitude monologuing about character arcs from earlier expansions as if it's unheard of wisdom.

        You're le hecking wrong for posting this!
        They should take this lesson to heart!
        We should sit down those hecking Ukranians and Russians and have them drink some coffee at the last dregs so they stop fighting!
        Fuck despair!

        Except it's not "Le Dragons of le fury and fire" it's a bunch of Dragons caught up in nothing but the abyss of despair, and it's not "Muh heckin' psycho Omicrons!" it's a bunch of machines waiting in vain for a purpose.

        That's the fucking point. Nobody's saying "You can solve all of life's problems with a coffee", it's saying "There's hope, even in the depths of despair." Hell, the Ea one was downright beautiful- life can't help but want to create, and to nurture the young.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you sound like a massive gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You sound like a massive gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the dynamis around ultima thule is already full of hope thanks to Meteion song you moron, the fact it work was because of us HOPING for a better morrow for the rest of the souls in ultima thule.

        Even the Ra-la people know this, which is why they end up believing in us

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it's all fake. They're all just simulacra.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you can't tell the difference, does it matter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't require a level 80 Gatherer. Should have been Side Story content it's that good/important. It'll go down as Dark Knight level optional content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Questline was better than most games I've played this year

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am still at the start of shadowbringers...

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck are you supposed to save the ancients? They're literally the only faction in the entire game that lost. Beast tribes, Garlemald, bosses like Thordan or Vauthry etc. are all a part of factions that still exist and get rebuilt with happy coexistence endings.
    The ancients are just gone, they are extinct and you killed them. No one else has suffered this fate. Even void demons are going to be saved. There must be some time travel shenanigans they will pull off that allows for both times to exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No one else has suffered this fate.
      The allagans. The ronkans. All the other civilizations that came before.
      >Even void demons are going to be saved.
      Ehhhhh...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all the absorbed shards, and civilizations that came before ancient Eorzea

        We had nothing to do with that. That's like saying nothing in existence has ever died. I'm saying every single faction we experience that is alive in FFXIV, the entire game, the ancients are the only one we exterminate. The only ones we make extinct. They lost and literally EVERY one else won, every bad guy ever's faction is still alive and rebuilding on the good side.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because the other factions aren't trying to kill literally everyone, they're just trying to gain more territory or power or whatever

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We didn't fucking exterminate shit, they exterminated themselves. I didn't fucking go and create Meteion then tortured her by making her fly around absorbing the despair of dead worlds as she suffers from losing parts of herself, now did I?

          And besides, what, you want there to be two extinction events?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they were a dead end, and if it wasn't one thing that ended them it would have been another

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it would have been another
            Uh, no. They literally succeeded and were immortal. The WoL is the only one who stopped all their plans, except the cuck Lahabrea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally all the absorbed shards, and civilizations that came before ancient Eorzea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How the fuck are you supposed to save the ancients?
      We'll continue to fuck around with the past and end up with the entire Unsundered world appearing in the present like how Pandemonium did

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game died with emet
    this was our arthas
    yoshi just wants to leave and do something else

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this "genocide" in the room with us right now

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally the only reason to play this game right now is to dress up NPCs in slutty modded outfit

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the post 7.0 MSQ has been garbage. Zero is a retarded character too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All the post 7.0 MSQ has been garbage
      >post 7.0
      Is the future looking bright anon? When it comes out?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well he just said it's STILL revolving around Zero, I cannot imagine that being good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what are the new jobs?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just unlocked the Omincron Tribe quests and I think they're neat.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dammit!! Just go F2P already so my Brazilian bros can fuck it up!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Behemoth already has a huge brazilian population

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough. I want to hear FUNK and Dedo no Cú e Gritaria!! E Vagabundas e Cachorras everywhere!!

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m playing through A Realm Reborn and I’m finding it a little hard to keep motivated. It’s cool, but the combat meta seems a little dull and the story is uninvestably boring. What can I look forward to/push towards?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post-ARR and HW.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the void feels more pressing than the final days and it's flying by. Hell the EW benchmark had more going on than the whole base MSQ.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /zodiark/ lost

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They somehow made the Void boring
    Zero is a horrible character, deviantart tier OC that you're forced to rely on and like
    Going to fucking Garlemald just to shove Alisaie more Scions and Zero interaction back into the story is gonna be pathetic
    Abyssos and SIl'dihn Subterrane story > MSQ
    Short hair Barbariccia best waifu

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should've allow you to run variants with npcs. It's not like scions have shit to do anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They somehow made the Void boring
      They made Zero boring (so far). The Void has been pretty cool imo. The archfiends have been good, Troia was fun and it looks sick, Golbez we still don't know enough to really form an opinion about but his few actions so far are kinda intriguing. It just kind of annoying that they felt we need Zero as an exposition machine.

      Whatever ishikawa sucks after fucking elpis and the end days shit

      >ishikawa sucks after fucking
      BASED

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro why the fuck isnt the next expansion about literally nothing happening so i can keep having le comfy reddit adventures??????
    shut the fuck up gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >underage posting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no arguments
        I accept your concession

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a fucking omicron, if you're looking for the concession stand head to the Dregs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely there's a middle ground between "The entire expansion is literally just the Scions on vacation" and "We just saved the entire universe only to find out it's in danger again".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Scions on vacation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its not immediate danger and the 13th was teased for years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but the 13th also doesn't represent an existential threat to the cosmos.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's the biggest remaining threat by far

            voidsent can emerge from any portal across all of space at any time

            they are naturally powerful

            the environment itself corrupts naturally

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's been there for thousands of years and it's been at most occasional inconveniences, outside of Mhach because they were fucking idiots who loved to slurp radioactive water.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then its fine. I look forward to going to the 13th in the next expansion and skipping every cutscene that Zero is in.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >and skipping every cutscene that Zero is in
              You'll take your "this cutscene can not be skipped" and like it!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Treasure hunting with Y'shtola, Urianger, Estinien, and G'raha was a thousand times more fun than whatever the fuck it is we're supposed to be doing with Zero

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6.1 is just a glib facsimile of 4.1
        >starts with a treasure hunt featuring your best buds
        >that's the best part of the patch
        >the rest is boring talking and set-up for next patch

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WOL
    >STOP THINKING ABOUT ARCHFIENDS AND GOLBEZ AND AZDAJA AND THE THIRTEENTH AND WHATEVER THE FUCK
    >TAKE ZERO AND GO TO GARLEMALD SO THE TWINS CAN GIVE HER THEIR STANDARD ISSUE PEP TALK ABOUT HOPE AND COEXISTENCE
    >THEN TAKE HER TO YOUR ISLAND AND HAVE HER PICK SHIT UP FROM THE GROUND FOR HOURS SO SHE LEARNS TO "RELAX"
    >THEN TAKE HER TO THE GOLD SAUCER AND DO LEAP OF FAITH WITH HER SO SHE CAN LEARN ABOUT ENJOYING THINGS AGAIN
    >AND REMEMBER TO SAY A FEW MEANINGFUL QUOTES SHE CAN BRING UP LATER AT POIGNANT MOMENTS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet one of the meaningful quotes available to choose in a dialogue will be:
      " a smile better suits a hero"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wol should give up and begin to spam Haurchefant quotes in every single dialogue.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        resubbing to wow if this happens

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Screencap so you won't forget and please post screenshot of your Dragnyr when you do resub

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man now you're making me want some MSQ shenanigans in the Gold Saucer. For real I would have liked more silly bullshit before we went off to save another world.

      Take the whole gang to the Gold Saucer, watch Alisaie effortlessly clear Leap of Faith while Alphinaud hangs off the edge of the first jump.

      Watch Urianger be overconfident about Triple Triad and then get absolutely BTFO by Thancred.

      And Y'shtola could do like The Slice is Right or something...Look this idea isn't perfect okay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And Y'shtola could do like The Slice is Right or something...Look this idea isn't perfect okay.
        But I'd think that's precisely the most fitting one, after Y'shtola proved she could dodge every attack in the Hydaelyn trial. She could go to the Gold Saucer and make a million points faster than anyone just from Slice is Right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She can see aether so she would sense the dog as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can easily see Urianger and Shtola annihilating everyone in mahjong in style also uberdanger getting easy 100pts on fashion report, and Estinien smashing kupo toy catcher hellmachine to bits. I think there was even a side dialogue in EW with Estinien about Alphinaud and how it's our duty not to let him go wild in Saucer actually.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luv' me Elysion
    Luv' me coffee
    Luv' me hope
    Ate' nihilism
    Ate' americans

    Simple as'

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand "we want to have having comfy little adventures again", since the first hours of the game you meet an Ascian and the Garlean Empire, FFXIV was never about little adventures unless you do sidequests

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone hate Zero here? People lover her everywhere, it's only on Ganker that she's hated. Is it contrarianism again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i swear to god if my co tank kills me in p5s, p6s and p7s reclears tonight i'm going to reinstall wowo wawa

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People lover her everywhere
      More like "everyone forgot she exists after 6.2 day 1"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to put a baby in her. I want to make her a mother

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >half-voidsent
        >fertile
        Lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point is that I want to cum inside her anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cum has aether so its technically an exchange.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ff14 now featuring manatransfer
              BRAVO YOSHI

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This "semen exchange" was once so commonplace on the shard that it entered the common Voidsent lexicon as the shorthand "S-exchange".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zenos's avatar was cool and people wondered what it would be doing and shit but no one expected it would just turn out to be what feels like an oc donutsteel mary sue. the fact only she can permanently kill voidsent in the 13th just cements the fact you're going to have to be a bitch to her to get anything done, and other than that its a one track character arc of her constantly going 'what friend????' until she finally gets it and maybe grows an actual personality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would think at this point people would trust the writers to pay off this shit after they take time doing the setup, peoples reaction to solus was lukewarm in late stormblood and here we are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate her because I'm the fucking Reaper of the team
      She's stealing my thunder hardcore
      They didn't fucking think about that at all did they

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >try to pick the unique new job during MSQ that no other Scion will have
        >oh actually here's another RPR btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I play drk
          >and then it suddenly turns out emet is a fucking drk
          Frankly speaking I expected Venat to tank, Hylo to heal, and Emet to blm/sum
          Still, playing drk and casting lb3 in Hydaelyn npc fight was satisfying as fuck

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It bothers me to play DRK because everyone's like "Hey, that's the Warrior of Light, champion of Hydaelyn!". And then you're casting black spikes of darkness and blood weapon and shit like that. Even in ShB where we were called the Warrior of Darkness it's not even that fitting because the whole point is that we're overdosing on light.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not since ShB, and honestly reaper is edgier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She literally feels like a parody character of typical edgelords except being played completely straight. And they did the "Even though you win the fight in the trial, she's the one who wins the fight in the cutscene" bullshit. And they just did the "We have to teach her how to feel" stuff right after we did it for Meteion. And she's inconsistent af about the information she gives us and what she then actually does.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just let Yoshi-P have his waifu anon. He had to let Nomura have his dick-sucking lips teen waifu with Gaia, and the absolute thirst Ishikawa brought with the male characters...

        It's his turn.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't that be that other writer's waifu rather than YoshiP's?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate her because I'm the fucking Reaper of the team
        >She's stealing my thunder hardcore
        >And they did the "Even though you win the fight in the trial, she's the one who wins the fight in the cutscene" bullshit
        What the fuck were they thinking? How is frag stealing going to make people like a new character more?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now you know how Dragoons have felt since Estinien, welcome to the club.
          LET ME RIDE THE FUCKING WIND TOO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jokes on you, I'm a former dragoon main. And holy fuck that jumping cutscene before Barbie pissed me off hard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jokes on you, I'm a former dragoon main. And holy fuck that jumping cutscene before Barbie pissed me off hard.

          Now you know how Dragoons have felt since Estinien, welcome to the club.
          LET ME RIDE THE FUCKING WIND TOO

          >try to pick the unique new job during MSQ that no other Scion will have
          >oh actually here's another RPR btw

          Hydaelyn probably would have been it, yeah.

          [...]
          [...]
          I felt the same way with ShB and Thancred.
          >Oh fuck yeah, GNB got adde- oh.

          You fuckers think that's bad?
          G'raha fucking Passage of Arms'ed me in Endsinger. I'm a fucking PLD and he thought he needed to protect me.
          I am so fucking salty. Oh and he stole the fucking trailer moment.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            G'raha tries to fill the abyss left by Haurchefant and fails horribly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck off with that shitcunt too, with the fujo being gone maybe just maybe they'll try to put some effort into making sure other better and more important characters get some attention once in a while.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                good lord what a retarded take

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that pissed me off too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            passage of arms him back then, you big baby

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, that's gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is why you all pick Summoner. They'll never add one of those to the merry band. They specifically turned Alphie away from being a SMN into a SGE. I will NEVER be out Jobbed in the MSQ. Let's look at all the various Jobs represented by major characters

            Y'shtola: Black Mage
            Thancred: Gunbreaker
            Urianger: Astro
            Alisaie: Red Mage
            Alphinaud: Sage
            Estinien: Dragoon
            Graha: fucking Paladin by the looks of it
            Lyse: Monk
            Ardbert: Warrior
            Lyna: Dancer
            Yugiri: Ninja
            Hien: Samurai
            Zero: Reaper
            Kan E: White Mage

            So far the only Jobs not to have anyone plot relevant are Bard, Machinist, Summoner, Scholar and Dark Knight. So as long as you roll one of those you are safe from spotlight hogging.

            (I know Alphinaud was an Arcanist at one point but he never became a Summoner or Scholar so it doesn't count as Job representation.)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Technically Tataru is a very powerful sum, there's even a side quest in EW about that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember her carbuncle doing nothing but running around and away from her and not following orders.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but there's a quest in EW where you find the carbuncle again. A Sharlayan researcher found it in the wild and took it to Labyrinthos because the fact the carbuncle can live for that long without it's Summoner is fucking ridiculous and basically says Tataru has immense potential.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tatarus been magically stunted this whole time because shes basically been non stop feeding her errant carbuncle
                on a side note, its totally proto-carbuncle's reincarnation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proto-carbuncle
                Don't remind me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's an ACN

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Technically she's a very powerful Arcanist. She only ever travelled to the Arcanists guild and never got her Summoner Job stone. She would absolutely mog us if she stopped being a garden gnome and put the effort in, but she quit before her Class could become a Job. She might have gone Scholar when given the choice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tataru is offensive as fuck, Scholar is for Alphy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                was this some DoH role quest or something? Besides the Shadowkeeper role quests I haven't touched any of the other ones

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, Wayward Carbuncle yellow in central Labyrinthos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                feels like theres a bunch of interesting shit i missed given you wouldn't pick up on them without word of mouth, or manually checking each quest

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There have always been a lot of lore important yellow quests. If you give a fuck, you should really try and do them all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd like to but I can't be bothered to check every yellow quest and find the ones with an image on them, and I'm not sure if anyone has compiled a list of good yellow quests

                I was surprised how lore-heavy DoH quests in EW were. The stories are great too.

                I recently resumed levelling my DoH jobs have 2 level 80s left to get to 90. I haven't even done the ShB role quests though so I'll clear those first, but I always found that the DoH quests were more interesting than shit like Paladin or Monk quests

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The crafter quests can be very good sometimes while some job quests are dreadful. Paladin is fucking awful while stuff like Alchemist is very good. It's a shame that a lot of people will never bother with non-combat classes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was surprised how lore-heavy DoH quests in EW were. The stories are great too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would the Wandering Minstrel count as a major NPC Bard? The shit that motherfucker can accomplish with his harp is deadlier than any arrow.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bard
              Hythlodaeus
              >Dahk Knight
              Emet-Selch

              Yes.

              Honestly I'd say any woman who flicks it to either of those has good taste.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Emet is only a DRK if you need a tank in that one dungeon. In cutscenes and everything else he's shown to be the most powerful sorcerer there is. He's a Black Mage through and through.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All the jobs without someone plot relevant are the ones most in danger of someone upstaging you. If we ever make a new friend they're going to be one of those jobs.
              You gotta stick with the jobs where there's someone who has it, but has been benched forever like Ardbert. Warrior is probably the safest job you can pick.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              MCHbros...... we finally won...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Steph will never ever be a scion/trustie
                Why even crit drill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                At least he got some lines in EW. That's more than a lot of job trainers got. If you want a real literal who look at the fucking MNK trainer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At least he got some lines in EW.
                Post 'em, I sadly didn't level up mch high enough for lines to trigger in EW.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has some unique lines in the ala mhigo throne room before the garlemald bit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >talk to every job quest trainer at the end of Endwalker
                >widargelt had absolutely nothing to say
                the devs clearly hate MNK

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everything about Monk is godawful, can't blame them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cry everytiem
                Although Erik might have some new stuff for Sil'dih iirc

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.

                Everything about Monk is godawful, can't blame them.

                Wrong. MNK is good and will always make way for being the best despite the devs best efforts to kill it. Secondaries will always be filtered.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Secondaries
                Pretty sure secondaries are the only ones playing that job nowadays. AST is the same way, no one who liked it in HW/SB wants to touch it after the card changes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, those would be the people who dropped RPR for it because muh numbers. TK rotation was peak MNK, but the current version is as good as it will get with modern job design. Touch of Death boomers and Fracture schizos get the rope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Fracture schizos
                Damn. I feel called out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                going to have to agree with

                >Secondaries
                Pretty sure secondaries are the only ones playing that job nowadays. AST is the same way, no one who liked it in HW/SB wants to touch it after the card changes.

                because all of the positionals are gone and you don't have to maintain GL3
                HW/SB was the pak of MNK and squeenix killed it
                The skill ceiling was too high and they dumbed it down for retards

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Positionals stopped mattering after HW nerfed their bonus potencies anyways. Missing all positionals in SB and SHB resulted in a whopping 1-2% less DPS. Nevermind that from 5.01-5.4, MNK only had to worry about positionals during 10 seconds of every minute due to RoE granting 30s of true north, on top of the two true north charges all meless have access to. GL was just whatever, good incentive to always greed when possible but too many skills devoted to its upkeep by SHB.

                I'd miss positionals much more if EW made a point of fights not already babbying melee as much as possible with frequent recentering and huge hitboxes. I barely touch 50/60/70, etc but I got Gihmlyt Dark in roulette yesterday and I completely forgot a good number of bosses and enemies used to have tiny hitboxes if they were normal sized.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"yeah btw this guy is rightful heir to ala migo"
                >proceeds to do literally nothing with him at all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >rightful heir
                >when Ala Mhigans collectively agreed fuck monarchy, after Theodoric's shitfest
                lol
                lmao even

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro HILDA should be a fucking Scion

                At the very least she's my wife

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's too busy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why would we make some random half breed hobo who isn't down with our mission statement, a scion?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's sucking Aymeric's nuts while he's ploughing Lucia

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Aymeric fucking someone that isn't the WoL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all WoLbowlers are doomed to be virgins forever
                SAD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aymeric is the biggest homo in the game and that's truly impressive

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a better DRG than Estinien anyways why should he take my spotlight?
              >inb4 cutscenes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm a better DRG
                Tell that when you get multiple stardivers and destroy a garlean cannon with orbital jump, dragonlet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gay devs won't let me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's too powerful

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This cutscene looks so much better at night holy fuck

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This post is what autism looks like.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which character has upstaged your WoL, anon?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I sincerely believe that the only actual Dark Knight is (you). They wouldn't dare to change it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Summoner makes no sense and doesn't fit into the lore though
              It's only still in because they already had to cuck people out of Sentinel
              "Summoner" is like if "Nazi" as a job irl, kinda too heavily linked to a lot of atrocities including people actually dying, and it's proven that summoning itself is a gimped version of creation magic; even if your primals can't temper people it's still immoral as fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >makes no sense and doesn't fit into the lore though
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...what?
                Did you actually unironically believe the allagan propaganda that the SMN quests show you while saying straight from the beginning "The actual reason they did this was to push a political agenda"?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >summoning itself is a gimped version of creation magic

                That is point. The WoL is canonically a Mystery bro. Mystery bro's use creation magic. Our WoL is now at least 8/13 times rejoined to becoming a full blown Mystery bro again. It makes sense for use to use a gimped version of creation magic. We are using the magic of our people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay cool fine I guess even though it's cringe

                Why is there a whole guild of random bros who can do it too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't. That's Arcanists. They can't summon anything more than a basic Carbuncle. We are the bro who's Summoning Bahamut and Phoenix and the ARR Primals.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >*GOSETSU: Samurai

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Y'shtola: Black Mage
              Incorrect. She has a job that casts Ronkan Blackmagic and can just as well do White Magic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                While her thaumaturgy has ronkan influences because that's where she learned it, there's no such job. She just simply ignored job archetypes and job stones and made her own spellbook from scratch.

                Anybody got that picture of Venat offering government funding to hobo Azem?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw your coworker chooses an autistic hobo as her replacement

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hydaelyn probably would have been it, yeah.

            [...]
            [...]
            I felt the same way with ShB and Thancred.
            >Oh fuck yeah, GNB got adde- oh.

            Now you know how Dragoons have felt since Estinien, welcome to the club.
            LET ME RIDE THE FUCKING WIND TOO

            >I hate her because I'm the fucking Reaper of the team
            >She's stealing my thunder hardcore
            >And they did the "Even though you win the fight in the trial, she's the one who wins the fight in the cutscene" bullshit
            What the fuck were they thinking? How is frag stealing going to make people like a new character more?

            Ultimately the issue is with the Devs not letting the WoL do anything in cutscnes.

            It wouldn't even take that much work to just animate something cool for any possible job to do, it wouldn't have had to be something big, but something and it would have gone a longway.

            Instead, the WoL just gets knocked down, everyone else does the cool stuff, and then we fight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Ultimately the issue is with the Devs not letting the WoL do anything in cutscnes.
              Playing basketball with the bomb in EW Hildi was refreshing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                OH MY GOD GUYS *snicker* HILDIBRAND IS...pfft...IS...heh...HE'S STUCAHAHHAAHHAHAHA...HE'S IN THE GROUND AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH GUYS IM DYING

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you alright, mate?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this but unironically
                recurring jokes are top tier

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you zodiark trancing?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I find it funny, don't be mad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because they'd have to do 3x the work to make sure the Hroths/MaleRoes, Lalas, and everyone else had non-broken interactions with anything.

              It's really obvious if you're paying attention when you're in a group with the other Scions, everyone is always standing far away from the WoL at all times.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's just post-trial sweat making them noticeably smellier than everyone else.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, with Zero in particular I am annoyed that I wasn't able to share my Aether instead of letting Y'shtola do it, who literally needs it to see.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She takes payment with apples now, no more mana transfer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Hey do you want your payment of dragon aether now?
                >Nah these apples are rad

                Still calling it that the moment she gets one single slurp of actual dragon aether, she's turning into Zeromus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watch it being WoL's aether. Remember how hard Reaper questline antagonist thirsted for (you)?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not really cause I didn't finish that questline. I heard the groovy af theme, got told that the rest of it is underwhelming af and your voidsent plays no part, realized I wasn't really digging the gameplay of the job and I just forgot about it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >try to pick the unique new job during MSQ that no other Scion will have
          >oh actually here's another RPR btw

          At least Alphinaud with Sage and Alisaie with Red Mage had some precedent since they had SOME precedent; Alphinaud's always been a healer and the lore of the job is linked to Sharlayan. Alisaie had her giant glowing dildo sword for all of Heavensward before RDM came out.
          Estinien was a Dragoon the entire game. I could see Gunbreakers and Astrologians getting a bit annoyed too, but at least they didn't happen until Shadowbringers.

          Zero is just some fuck from the void. She's not Bane to my Batman; she's a victim of the void. If anything I especially want to kill or hatefuck her for being Zenos' avatar.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I could see Gunbreakers and Astrologians getting a bit annoyed too
            Nah Thancred being a GNB is Chad mode. He fits the archetype down to the GNB tittles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People lover her everywhere
      And by "everywhere" you mean twitter and the official forums?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you honestly think this fucking place is a good metric for telling how much people enjoy stuff ?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you think twitter and the official forums is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fujoschizo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      compare Zero to Shadowkeeper and you'll see the issue, Zero is okay but she's pretty flat and boring compared to other characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you treat the patches as if they're the worst shit ever then you get to pre-empt the possibility of people saying it's better than [x] part of the expansion MSQ, which is useful for the group that's extremely argumentative on the topic of the concessions necessary to combine two expansions and rush the main story's conclusion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm done being wary about characters to be honest. I know i'll end up loving this character by the end. They got me to shed a tear for fucking Elidibus. When the team want to turn her into a character worth loving, they'll manage it. Worst case scenario she's another Moenbryda, but after Lyse got rejected, I think they're far more wary of fucking characters up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like her. I hope her and Estinnien can be autistic together

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just 1 guy samefagging all over.
      Zero is life
      Zero is love
      tas simple.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does everyone hate Zero here?
      Only gays hate her.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Zero more than the twins

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have they fixed ARR tribe quests? Is it still unbearable quests for bare min. reputation?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game peaked with 5.3
    Graha Tia is the only likable Scion nowadays, even though his characterisation went to shit
    class design still sucks and is still quantity over quality
    end-game is still boring because end-game gear is boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Graha Tia is the only likable Scion nowadays
      Fuck off Ishikawa

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even though Graha is a shade of his former self from ShB, he's still miles above anyone else in the main cast, shtolachud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only likable Scion

      I know this is Ganker and we're required to be cynical fucks, but I unironically love all of these dorks. Even Lyse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still wish Lyse got at least a little sidestory mini-arc to give her a better conclusion than her just dropping out of the group.

        When is he coming back?

        >inb4 he's actually been inside Zero this whole time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero has been Zenos all along who just roleplays an autistic gf for lulz to simply be near WoL
          ALISAIEEEEE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she literally just had a whole expansion for herself that gave her a new important to her character goal to work for, there was no better time to retire her, and trying to force a mini-arc like Raubahn's in 4.1 would have just made things worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Graha Tia is the only likable Scion nowadays

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will 6.3 measure up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't fucking wait to reach 6.3 and for people to still start a shitstorm despite the fact they've been warning us for a year straight that this time 6.3 won't be a climactic moment and it'll just be one more step on the way there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking about it, if EW had been like a normal expansion the Endsinger fight would have probably been the 6.3, right? What would have been the 6.0 final boss in that case?

        Hydaelyn is the most logical answer but it doesn't feel right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hydaelyn probably would have been it, yeah.

          Now you know how Dragoons have felt since Estinien, welcome to the club.
          LET ME RIDE THE FUCKING WIND TOO

          >try to pick the unique new job during MSQ that no other Scion will have
          >oh actually here's another RPR btw

          I felt the same way with ShB and Thancred.
          >Oh fuck yeah, GNB got adde- oh.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zenos would have been the 6.3 fight. They'd have had him say the Endsinger used up too much of our strength so we're not 100% but he will have his Hunt now that he saved our lives. 6.1 and 6.2 might have been us trying to get him to drop it all and join us but it would have ended the same way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already told us the the main story teasing for 7.0 wouldn't come til 6.5.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you've been working on your island cucktuary

    They only put half the veggie crew mounts in

    And you KNOW the next rank ups are gonna cost hundreds of thousands of cowries

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do i even get from collecting all the rare animals? I have 2 left but i'll have to drop actual useful animals to make space

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only pathetic weaklings don't have all the animals already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patiently waiting for the inevitable golden motorcycle metal gear wolf chariot mount

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want an alligator mount

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of casual and hardcore players I know that didn't touch the island is pretty high
      This shit is dead after the next major update
      I stopped caring after getting the mounts and I don't know if I care about the other ones
      I also haven't seen any of the mandragora or bike mounts in a hunt train in a while

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it needs more new content and not just additional mounts/pets

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is he coming back?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When subs drop back down to 3.0 levels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero pulls the betrayal because lmao her name is fucking Zero in the IV arc
      >Goes to kill WoL after popping some cutscene stun macguffin
      >Stops as a hand pops out of her gut, followed by a second as Zenos Neo-Exdeaths his way out of her, killing her in the process
      >Says nobody gets to kill (You) but him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pure Zenos kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zenos reappears
        >retards immediately fly to Twitter and the forums to cry about how triggered they are and how YoshiP betrayed them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but what if he came back naked?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They'll claim they were raped

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >...another devastating flood hits Tokyo. In other news,...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the quest where you had to play as the garlean officer filtered so many fucking people its not even funny

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With the way people were reacting I thought it was going to allude to Zenos raping the WoL's body or something.
            Turns out it was just a really shitty dinner date followed by an annoying slow ass trek back to the other Scions.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Both in gameplay and premise so many people were mad. Because Zenos bodyswapped to their body and immediately started fingering themselves as their WoL.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Emet's face while having to watch this shit from the lifestream

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >shitty dinner date followed by a slow walk home
              Unironically too real for the average female.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Turns out it was just a really shitty dinner date followed by an annoying slow ass trek back to the other Scions.
              You mean wholesome longed meeting of two souls thinking alike that ended with a majestic display of pure fun only he could ever provide. Truly the best mirror, the best friend.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I enjoy zero
    Kinda dislike her for a bit because it's clear she is a oc and probably the writers waifu. That being said I remembered that lyse exists and you can't be any worse than that so it immediately improved the MSQ for me afterwards. No idea how the next patches are gonna go tho especially if we are wasting more time in Garlic land with the twins. Wasn't 6.3 supposed to be the patch with the world changing event that would give a teaser for 7.0? Like I said it don't fit right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero needs to become male WoL's implied fucktoy or she's a pointless filler character... female WoL's have the catboy already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zero needs to become male WoL's implied fucktoy
        I would break Yoshi-P's kneecaps if this happened.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Low test cuckold

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Says the gay simping for a "female" that looks like a man.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know it's going to happen, chud
          the signs are already there

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im two patches behind has anything worthwhile been added/changed? If not im going to continue my break.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Female Titan from AoT is a trial.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything else besides that?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Edgy OC who is clearly the writer's waifu is very important to the plot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6.1 added DSR, fight that will make anyone feel miserable and really shitty extreme
      6.2 had pretty damn good savage tier, fun extreme and sephirot as unreal trial
      no other content worth mentioning got added

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I've heard anyone who has tried or even cleared say they enjoyed DSR and I'm glad I didn't pursue it

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What job is she?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two handed swords are a DRK thing but her swords tend to look closer to PLD ones so...
      Confused cumdumpster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DRK has a few thin swords to choose from.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're still not really the size of the one she's holding there, those seem more in line with the bastard swords PLD gets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We will never get a simple swordsman DPS job that uses Maiming gear
      Pain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horsecocksleeve

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Limsan afk decoration

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know who the fuck this is but [...] is probably dead on

        Wrong. She's an OC RP slut. She's a prideful instant loss material princess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like instant loss as much as the next guy but how the hell is there so much material of her anyway? Is it multiple autists commisioning for her or just a very dedicated rich one?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just a very dedicated rich one?
            When in doubt, it's always this one.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same situation as Spider-man x Lucia and futa cat x Y'shtola, one rich autist

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Spider-man x Lucia
              Wait what

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Spider-man x Lucia
                WHY IS THIS A THING
                HOW DID HE EVEN COME UP WITH THAT WIERD ASS PAIRING
                WHY WOULD HE BE SO OBSESSED WITH IT
                WHY EVEN

                One random fag started making Spider-man x Lucia shit in Gmod, guess he was rich, because he started commissioning art for his retarded pairing

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Spider-man x Lucia
              WHY IS THIS A THING
              HOW DID HE EVEN COME UP WITH THAT WIERD ASS PAIRING
              WHY WOULD HE BE SO OBSESSED WITH IT
              WHY EVEN

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Used to rp back on argent dawn in wow and the only canon comission of my character is by one of these guys who , as of last i spoke to them 3 years ago , had spent upwards of 50k on art for their character. it was my spacegoat plowing her ass
            lmao captcha

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              While amazing, I also deeply resent them and wish they got killed and their money distributed to hungry orphans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Artists are mostly hungry orphans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CMD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who the fuck this is but

      Limsan afk decoration

      is probably dead on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Annoying slut that to this day I never understood what made her popular.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like instant loss as much as the next guy but how the hell is there so much material of her anyway? Is it multiple autists commisioning for her or just a very dedicated rich one?

        Owner got arts of her from many artists, including popular and expensive ones. It was a matter of time till most artists you'd follow ended up drawing her so she became known by just that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing I don't get, it's a lot of artists and, by the looks of it, that art must have cost a fuckload.
          I know there are some very dedicated autists like that boomerang guy that plagues indie games but I just don't get how do you have the money for this, what do you even do as a job if your only joy is a specific fetish for your OC?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >...do as a job if your only joy is a specific fetish for your OC?

            I wonder if all their expenses are art-related (other than the bare min.). Maybe they don't buy stuff like new clothesor junk food or even videogames. Maybe they don't spend money going out for drinks with friends...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't spend money on anything too since I pirate all my vidya but that doesn't mean I have the disposable income to splurge on fucking rape drawings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i really want to see what some of these people constantly getting coms for their characters do for a living

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >probably none of them is on Ganker to ask them for reference

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i've heard that one au ra with the black ponytail apparently post on xivg

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't tell if that Au Ra or the Garlean princess has the most arts lmao

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Alisae, Yshtola, Thancred, Aymeric, and non-Exarch Graha were wiped from existence and memory, XIV would be a better game.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >supposed to be a waifu material
    >WoL doesn't even carry her in his hands to the Source
    Are lalas to blame again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, as usual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, as usual.

      >lala makes sex and love starved chuds and incels seethe
      brb buying a fantasia right fucking now and switching races
      dunesfolk or plainsfolk?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NEVER FORGET THAT WOL WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE A INTIMATE SCENE WITH RYNE THANKING YOU FOR EVERYTHING AND YOU WOULD ENDED UP PATTING HER, BUT BECAUSE LALAFELL PLAYERS EXISTED YOSHI-P SAID TO HAND IT TO THANCRED AND ALL WE GOT WAS "GOODBYE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS"

      Fuck you lalafell players, seriously.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that true? Kill all lalas if real.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't get to headpat Ryne
        Somehow I resent this more than all the rest.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok she gets lots of head pats

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            built for Ala Mhigger cock

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ryne will be coming back, square knows how popular she is there's no way they will abandon her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no doubt she'll show up again, but I'm really curious if she'll come with for future adventures, or if it will be pointed out that you really just can't handle life in multiple shards and her home is in the First. It'd be cool to at least let her visit the Source once before suddenly the First speeds up again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >YOU WOULD ENDED UP PATTING HER, BUT BECAUSE LALAFELL PLAYERS EXISTED YOSHI-P SAID TO HAND IT TO THANCRED AND ALL WE GOT WAS "GOODBYE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS"
        now way that's real

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lazy devs didn't even bother giving lala's a stool or a ladder so everyone could headpat Ryne...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We csn put twinks advanced body emotes that wont get ingame but not that basic shit with a simple flag to activate that cutscene for lalas ? Rememeber the exclusive role custcenes of stormblood? No cause you re a shadowfag

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So like the new meme is being contrarian about the current msq out of nowhere 3 months after the last quest came out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new
      Wish the archive didn't reset so I could find all the posts that were the exact same complaints about Diadem, Eureka, and Bozja on release just to compare them with later praise an expansion later.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean i was referring specifically to the msq itself

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that women masturbate to this guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean Alphinaud or Raubahn?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men, too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ftms don't count

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men do too
      [Spoiler]I would know[/Spoiler]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that women masturbate to some weird shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fujos aren't women. They're lost souls.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fujos and Ganker anons have very much in common.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fujos are what all women should be
          Fix'd that for you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuck off fujo, you will never get a bf

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >implying fujos want a bf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, is that Estinien?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dick has been trained to get hard any time I see an image of Alphinaud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That or Emet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you even Chaos Thrust

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >shows up
          >walks into your room
          >jumps out the window
          What the fuck was his problem

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >What the fuck was his problem
            He mains dragoon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >That voice
          Jesus fucking christ, how do people watch this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you comprehend just how braindead and just how zombie are the people who watch streamers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proud of this little bastard and hope he comes into his own as he grows up over the course of the game more. He deserves some pussy.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Hydra wall-boss that requires DPS balance to kill heads around arena without buffing boss too much
    >no Minotaur boss inside a labyrinth where the fight isn't over until you find the way back
    >no Hecatoncheires boss where any party member can take autos or scaled busters
    >instead we get YET ANOTHER phoinex and literary gay vampire and LE CARBUNCLE OF D00M XD *holds up FSH rod*
    Pandaemonium is worse than Eden.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Hydra wall-boss that requires DPS balance to kill heads around arena without buffing boss too much
      You only find that stuff in extra content like Bozja

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is something that I don't understand or feel like there is some sort of shift going on within CBU3. The side and casual content has been getting the more interesting mechs and fight encounters. Aglaia has special arenas for fuck sakes and that's an alliance raid. Why can't they do that for regular raids? High concept is cool and devour is a filter but that's like it so far this tier.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The side and casual content has been getting the more interesting mechs and fight encounters.
          AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Good one. They already did the arena changing thing with Titan and Leviathan savage. Why they haven't done it again in EW? Who knows, EW seems to focus a lot on dancing through specific tiles of an arena more than ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Proto-Carbuncle was a reference to the FFV Carbuncle boss fight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Reference
        Yeah to the sprite and that's literally it
        Nothing mechanically
        Also Pandaemonium is from FFII not fucking FFV

        WHERE THE FUCK ARE BEELZEBUB AND ASTAROTH, YOU KNOW ACTUAL BOSSES FROM THE ACTUAL PANDAEMONIUM?!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know I'm probably wrong but I always saw Innocence as inspired by Astaroth, then again evil angel isn't that rare of a concept anyway.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe
            Reskinned Innocence would be fucking kino and way better than "unmoving tree"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck that where's Borghen? He doesn't even have to be part of Pandaemonium. How have they gone this long without referencing basically the only memorable ff2 villain outside the final boss?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a pretty specific character I guess.
            It'd be a bit like if the Onion Knights showed up in WoD; at that point the raid series alone is basically MORE FFIII than the actual FFIII.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I suppose. I still think they could fit him in as some random Garlean asshole. Maybe in 7.0 if we ever get a Garlean restoration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aw man, imagine if they used Borghen instead of that cuck Jullus.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shit I really hope Baigan is a miniboss on Cagnazzo's dungeon. Love that snakehands bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reference
      Yeah to the sprite and that's literally it
      Nothing mechanically
      Also Pandaemonium is from FFII not fucking FFV

      WHERE THE FUCK ARE BEELZEBUB AND ASTAROTH, YOU KNOW ACTUAL BOSSES FROM THE ACTUAL PANDAEMONIUM?!

      You will enjoy your 100th Wild Rose refernce and be happy, IIboomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I WILL go where the wild rose blooms.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never not quote the wild rose

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done like 20 minutes of patch story in endwalker and haven't touched it again. Something about the 13th after we did some treasure isle dungeon.

    I find it really hard to give a fuck now that the main story is over.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is my Female Hrothgar

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even a single thread on the official forums this retard has not infected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Balmung

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how you guys single out Balmung for being slightly worse when NA as a whole is a shithole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >balmung
      >pld shitter
      >roleplay garbage description
      >dec 2012
      qrd on this gay loser?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They post in literally every thread.
        Every single one.
        Even when they have nothing to do with anything.
        Even when someone else is asked about their glam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          probably a mentally stunted retard living off of European/Canadian/American gibmedats with their parents
          just kill these people

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish up endwalker
    >That, I can't deny
    >That smirk
    >That guitar riff that transitions into the full song as a good ass fight kicks off
    Pure kino honestly. I will now unsub and do something else with my time rather than sully the memory of that absolute peak of MMO storytelling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not doing this fight as a RPR. Gigagay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zenos gets to stay in Enshroud
        >WoL can't
        That's just too sad, DRG or DRK are the only valid choices

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not doing this fight as SMN. Ultragay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine fighting the peak of melee combat as anything other than a melee class

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't hear you over trading akh morns

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Garrosh
      >Zenos
      More MMOs need based retard villains whose motivations don't go beyond "I want to fucking kill people"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But Garrosh's motivations did go beyond "I want to fucking kill people". It's just that Blizzard are shit writers so eventually it just evolved into that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but Garrosh was still unapologetic about what he turned into, going as far as to corrupt himself and upon seeing the power it gave him, go back and do it again.
          It tickles the same part of the brain as sundowner and zenos. Sometimes a simple villain can be the most entertaining. Not always, but when it hits right, it hits right.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Garrosh was a diehard patriot and nu blizzard can't stand good characters. They tried to assassinate his character not once but twice or even thrice but he's still based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Confess Ganker, how many times have you failed a test of your reflexes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this persistent jackass helps you saved the goddamned universe just to have a fight to the death with you. He had absolutely no other agenda or desire in life than to fight with you and enjoy every single moment of it. No delusions of grandeur, no scheme or ultimate plan of action, no grander design. Just you.

      Absolutely based as hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The feeling's mutual, that I can't deny.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If wanted to fight me he should started at the moon gay shit fujokawa

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you weren't in the mood, gay Amon ruined the moment.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't just want to fight you, he wanted you to fight him.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After that body swap tease anyone with brain cell will curbstomp him after zodiark

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That fistfight you have with him like that scene in Metal Gear Solid 4
        >Laying next to each other
        I don't know how it just kept hitting a peak and then kept topping itself with literally no bad moment from the start of the finale to the end

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget that it all started with him in his dragon form fucking piercing Ultima Thule and bringing you on his dragon back to the final fight just so you could fight him later. CINEMA

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is the best NIN the world has ever known
    WoLbros.............. its over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my favourite npc in the game. no job quests in ew really killed me ;_;

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the no more Fray

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But if you're reading this, then you know how the story goes, don't you? So now comes the choice: hold the crystal close that we may enjoy these moments together. Or put it away and pretend I was never a part of it. That I was never really here.
          >It's been a long, strange journey, filled with all kinds of ups and downs. Your journey, to be sure, but like I wrote before, I'd like to pretend I was an important part of it. Vanity, aye─but how can I not think of legacy, now, when we've been to the First and witnessed firsthand the lengths to which man will go to be remembered? I want to believe─I need to believe that this was not for nothing. That I changed you for the better, as you changed me...
          >Time to go. I don't know when we'll do this again─if we'll ever do this again. The little trick you've learned doesn't count, you know. But even if this is our end, it won't change what we had. I love you more than you'll ever know. Be well.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You basically wrote this letter to yourself

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WoL's mental health has been rather questionable for a while.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You basically wrote this letter to yourself

          At least had an amazing send off.
          I tire of this charade.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want more jacke and oboro adventures

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oboro's Bozja Records are all about how he wants to experience romance but has no game
        We're going to help him get laid in one of the future Valentione events, with our bro Jacke

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then HE shows up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would sincerely like to ignore the entirety of the NIN class and go back to hanging out with the Rogues to solve crime in Limsa. Fuck the campy NIN shit.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can their combined autism be cured with coffee and cake?

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont give a single fuck about anything and anyone i skipped everything i just top parse every raid and go afk until next content

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you accepted the fact that Alisaie is the canon love interest?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too late, I'm balls deep in Lyse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *blocks your path*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Feo Ul minion
        Fuck you, Yoshi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only VA to not return for 5.3
        I miss my beautiful, Welsh branch...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, I'd love to watch the fallout if they did a timeskip and paired up all the Scions with other characters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese aren't that suicidal, they need to sell merch to keep the company running.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It might kill the game and CBU3, but it'd be worth it in my opinion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Japanese has a culture on suicide and they also have a bunch of suicide places like suicide forests and whatnot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The canon love interest is dead, and WoL shall never love again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted to make Ysayle happy and give her all the fluffy animals she wanted...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's my love interest irl so yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I am too busy swooning over my wife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Busy with adventures

      *blocks your path*

      Busy with ruling the fairies

      Nah, I am too busy swooning over my wife.

      Busy researching

      Too late, I'm balls deep in Lyse.

      Free and ready to repopulate ala mhigo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro if anything Lyse would be the busiest one, she's running a whole fucking military. Alisaie lives adventures with us, Y'shtola does research with us and Feo Ul can literally split herself to divide her attention.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          military's more Raubahn's shtick, Lyse is if more for the diplomacy and final say on any contentious decision in the resistance as the head, former due to her being a former scion and having connections to all of the city states, and in Othard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Busy researching
        Researching her feelings that she has always trouble expressing.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y-Yes mom..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not listening to a single word from you until I see some fucking pubes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ancients
        >pubes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ancients
        >pubes

        The has a FOREST down there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The
          She

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The has a FOREST down there

        Are they White?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think retard?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think so

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Someone needs to post that pic where ryne alysae and gaia are all posing with cow design micro bikinis and all of them have pubes leaking from it.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this actually worth playing, or is it just an excuse to make porn of player OC's? been looking at it for a while and not really sure I have the time to get into a MMO these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth playing but it's a huge timesink. Each expansion is about as long as an FF game so you kind of have to think of it as a series of five FF games and consider how long it would take you to play through those.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody got that picture of Venat offering government funding to hobo Azem?

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WoL still can't stop quoting for those we have lost, and the wild rose shit
    Does this mean Minfilia was technically our biggest influence?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just the Scions' general motto? WoL's not the only one who quotes the For those we have lost line.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's the one who started it though, that would be like calling Lousoix's line a general leveilleur motto just because the twins, and occasionally us like to use it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that would be like calling Lousoix's line a general leveilleur motto just because the twins, and occasionally us like to use it
          Well, yeah. Mottos don't just spring up from non-existence, they're created by someone in particular and then they spread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wild Rose shit is just the devs wanting to reference ff2, but none of them can be assed to actually play it so they just keep spamming the one thing they know.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Portraits will now show up at the start of a dungeon
    Oh boy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't seen the state of portraits on NA. Is it really as bad as people make it out to see over there or is it just a case of people cherry picking and posting in here and thus me only seeing the shit ones?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It stopped being a thing quickly due to suspensions for implied blowjobs and whatever else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the latter. apparently Yoshi clarified that they would crack down on any inappropriate portraits going forward and seeing how "No fun allowed" NA players can be, they probably won't be too common when starting dungeons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good, inappropriate portraits were all the same shit and you can't even tell if a character is cute or not from them.
          I want my portrait of my and other people's WoL to be cute, not blowjob pose #23

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Boo fucking hoo. Imagine being so against people having a laugh that you want it to be censored. If you wanna see if their character is cute then look at the fucking character you sperg they're right infront of you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If it's painfully unfun and honestly embarassing you bet your ass I would suspend them all.
              I saw fun portraits, none of then were implied lewd shit. That is only fun if you are literally a 12 year old or a dimwit who unironically thinks a naked male roe called shrek or a lala with a pig costume is the height of comedy.
              Good fucking riddance.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              suck my dick anon maybe ill get a laugh out of it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok bro meet me on seraph

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          seeing a thousand shitty healers acting like they are sucking cock in their portraits would get old fast,coom shit is fine in small doses but jesus fuck some people just take it too far in this game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mentally ill chud incels cherry picking because they never got laid

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to give the twins another sibling!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry lady, you have to let your pubes grow for a few more months before I can help you.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She meant that sometimes, she wishes that she too had been gifted with the Echo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's finally realized that the WoL is autistic and the Echo is literally the only way she'll ever be able to figure out what is going on with them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait

      Don't all the Scions have the Echo?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon, if they had the Echo then they wouldn't have kept sending you on solo missions pre-EW and inventing the tempering scales

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's why they're nowhere to be seen when it's time to throw down with Primals.

          Why didn't they send Minfilia

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she mained Miner

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's why they're nowhere to be seen when it's time to throw down with Primals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Krile, Arenvald, and Minfilia are the only scions with the echo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Most of the main Scions don't have it, or if they do it's not been brought up since 2.0.

        Its why you're such a big deal when you show up, you have the echo which is super rare, and it's really strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm your friend and I'm worried about you
      have you never had friends before?
      the cashier smiling at you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She meant "I want to win the WoLbowl but I have no idea what you feel about me because the autism barrier too strong."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y'shtola's arc -one that gets ignored by most people- is that she is really bad with expressing her feelings. She played it off in ARR and HW by being cocky and a smartass. Her time in the first, living with the Night's Blessed warmed her up a lot and taught her much about expressing emotions. Still she'd rather hide behind wit and sarcasm, hence her wanting a way to look into your heart. It's a very human notion and the beauty is that you can leave it up to your own interpretation if she means it in a loving or just in a friendship way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbqh that line went too hard to interpret it as just friendship, that Y'shtola, the super nerd that wants to know everything in existence and research all the topics, tells you she wants to have the Echo JUST so she can be closer to WoL, is like if Neil Armstrong told you he became an astronaut just because he wanted to paint your name on the moon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah. Heck if you choose Y'shtola to visit you during the night she quite literally puts "It is going to be cold, be sure to keep warm..." out. You just know if the WoL said "Would you help me stay warm?" she'd have followed that invitation.

          Alas, all we did was smile and nod.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you've been playing too much DAO

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate they made the fairies so dogmatically gender neutral. I can handle a little bit of that but even I have my limits. "King" Titania sounds like a damn transvestite porn star.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With the void taking the main focus for the MSQ you just know Gaia and Ryne will be returning, they may even end up joining the scions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people keep pushing this meme that Alisae has tits? That bitch is flat as an ironboard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, everyone knows she has a dumpy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not flat, she just has tiny tits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to post that pic where ryne alysae and gaia are all posing with cow design micro bikinis and all of them have pubes leaking from it.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone figured out what older Alphi would look like? I need to know for...purposes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just make his dad paler

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like his dad, but less tan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White hair, white skin and blue eyes are dominant genes of Eorzea because of the Mommy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mommy loves blue eyed blondes though

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it amazing how even 20 years after its release, World of Warcraft remains the greatest and mosts popular MMO in the world?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you enjoy phase 2 ro but this isn't a thread for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would just rather play Guild Wars 2, as that's a MMO I have yet to try and the one that WoW stole their new expansion mechanic from.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to go back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't over do it with that copium wowbuck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot believe they put a year long subscription in for this. Just in case you quit a month or so later or even a few weeks later, just to still get money out of you.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw Elidibus shows up at the end of Pandemonium and drops an Ultima on Athena's stupid face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post yfw Azem shows up at the end of Pandemonium and drops an Ultima on WoL's stupid face for lulz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post yfw after Pandemonium you start getting reports of a person that looks like you running around doing all the yellow quest that you refused to do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Scions and world leaders realize there's now two giga-autist murderhobos on the loose

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >we're hitting ADVENTURE levels that shouldn't be possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elidibussy is gone 5ever, you're just gonna see tinybussy make his promise so everyone can do the heckin cry and 5.3 memberberry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Themis is already in the raid series you fucking dumbass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's tinybussy. We'll see the exact moment he makes the promise he forgot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do we still not have a Minwu healer set?

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected them to have a hard time hooking me after endwalker, but luckily 6.1 proved me wrong.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I wouldn't give for the same nice and homelike but new archon bread

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been tossing an idea around in my head for a while. You think the fact that the WoL is basically a messianic figure will come back to bite them? We are prime material for a primal summoning.

    The only real problem is we've already had a WoL primal fight so I doubt they'll do it again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People summon a WoL Primal
      >It's just WoL but slightly larger

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just like how wow bosses for characters are just that characters model but scaled up 50%

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The WoL that Mikoto had expected to see

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd assume that in bad future from where ShB Raha came from people would've definitely try to do so, but apparently they didn't. Makes you think.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because in that future Zenos became his own kind of WoL in your absence. Abyssea soon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with summoning has already been solved so who cares

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone and their waifus has already beed tempered by mortal WoL but willingly thanks to msq and yellows
        There's no cure for WoLbowl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is giving me Madoka vibes
      >Everyone's conception of you makes the ultimate primal that can defeat anything in the name of whatever they want
      >You've been through so much shit and are specifically THE premier primal killer
      Never-ending cycle of battle GO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the last ultimate of ff14 will be quite literally (you)
        Imagine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be fun if there's a solo version of that ultimate which filters players who underperform as their main jobs...

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't finished EW yet. Why does Zero wear the hat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vampire Hunter D reference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To tip it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To tip it. A lot.

      The WoL that Mikoto had expected to see

      Fucking Mikoto really couldn't think of anything better to say, huh? I was literally towering over her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and yet you were still shorter than expected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clothes and her weapon was gift by her mother (who was azem)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She wasnt azem yoshitpiss said " what if zenos wore as avatar a shard of azem?"

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looking for porn on pixiv
    >some dude is making e-boi versions of non e-boi characters like venat for porn
    Yeah, okay then.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which dude, a friend of mine wants to avoid his content

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My WoL doesn't even know what sex is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ameliance > F'lhammin > ~~*Rowena*~~

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Middle aged housewife trying to Hispanice things up with hubby with sexy clothes and lingerie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I would hatefuck the shit out of Rowena.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We know, Gerolt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fuck the shit out
        Literally? As in you fuck her so much she losers control of her sphincter and starts shitting herself?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Ryne appreciation thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The threads already autosaging, may as well just dump Ryne porn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a grand idea

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pixiv just banned paid porn.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was due to amerimutt credit card companies fucking with pixiv payment methods until they "clean up" undesirable content.
      I can't wait until that shithole of a country gets reduced to atoms.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've been trying to kill themselves for a while now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so free porn is ok?

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she enjoys mating press?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll tell you about it when I find out.

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