FFXIV 6.3

You DID pick me as your patron deity, right WOL? You didn't choose that whore Nophica right?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, about that...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You didn't choose that whore Nophica right?
      Yes, yes I did.

      coomers won

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You didn't choose that whore Nophica right?
    Yes, yes I did.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the face of FFXIV in 2023

    https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1616043333939240961?s=20&t=cC_FWOHOGPCmRDw62oE6pg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her character in the game was actually pretty cool, and, you know, she actually does play the game, so I don't care.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't played since endwalker, is she someone?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ANSWER ME YOU GODDAMNED WEEBS

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No she just plays the game and someone found what her character looks like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so tired of morons in advertising.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing better than a chud seething.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE BUT GOT SUITS AND CASES, BITCH.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Current warrior mains

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you cannot even make a moron with their character creator

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play as a black Miqo'te though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can make Highlanders and female Roes, which are pretty much the same thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone who went along with this intersectional feminist bullshit without raising objections should be cleaned out. Just fire the whole lot of them. And don't rehire any consulting firms who tried to tell you that this is what will get people into your game.

      Anyone who got fired for not going along with it should be first in line for the new marketing team.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The majority of people who freak out about one nig in a commercial are from poor third-world countries (Brazil, Russia, Philippines, etc) who will almost never be able to afford a sub-based MMO anyway. There's a reason XIV has no South American or African servers whatsoever and probably never will.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >american trying to shift blame
          Nice try.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, it's just fact. Have you ever been on 4chan? Like a third of the board is latam.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See how well making Aussie servers went.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/j6_ElI63dOpWPwGNtrT1Ig/
      https://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/j6_ElI63dOpWPwGNtrT1Ig/
      What's with the mexican having a mental breakdown over a nog showing up in a 20 second long ad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all the people who have a problem with morons are americans 100% of the time. On south america racism is not really a problem.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like blacks and I'm English.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >implying South America are not racist towards Mexicans
          State sanctioned racism is fun, isn't it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they stopped feeling superior because they're close to USA then i might stop treating them like shit.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            South americans seethe over other south americans more than they seethe about mexicans
            t. Argie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some 4chantard sees a darkie in advertising and they download their new personality from it for the next two weeks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AD
      >Oh yeah let's go having a great adventure were we camp with our comrades to rest before going out in the wild to unknown and dangerous places!
      >real game
      >Oh yeah let's go
      >proceed to watch cutscenes for 10 hours straight
      >you literally can't even die while doing this content
      Someone should sue SE for false advertisement.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbh I had that experience in ARR, friends and I did our dungeons and FATEs together. Incredibly weird advertising now, seems mostly aimed at F2P

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But the game is no longer like that rn. Hell even in Heavensward it wasn't like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There is literally nothing stopping (You) from playing the game like that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doing what? Killing shit at random for no reason?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked Nald'Thal so my god is one of those cool power ranger action figures where the head flips around so you can change em from helmet to no helmet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The current Kamen Rider has a gimmick like that and at the same time it's the coolest and the weirdest shit ever

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked my wife, Halone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any non helmet picture besides the minion?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Is there any non helmet picture besides the minion?
        There's probably no actual face modeled. Tho I'd be curious to see if modders can figure out a way to remove her helm to see if they actually did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Old art of her had it up.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesnt matter what you pick, the shitty game doesnt care.
    Welcome to nu-ffxiv where your choices will never matter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True but the target audience was always monkeys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't fucking get it do you?
      The reason why we have linear dungeons is not because of monkeys, who would in fact explore everything you give them.
      No it's because of the autistic gays who play by the meta and insist everyone else does as well.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, I'm part of the autistic gay meta and we want sprawling open dungeons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's very simple, there are no players "at fault" for simplistic dungeons, the devs are simply smarter than the players on this. Nobody wants to run a Doom map every single day, or even more than once. You say you will and you definitely won't after you've done it more than twice. You can either have a complex dungeon you will never run more than once for the sake of mitigating player frustration, or you can have a linear dungeon you can run ad infinitum as part of dailies/weeklies and to keep the story flowing without any huge barriers.

        There's not really any in-between, complex dungeons are poison to MMOs and primarily appeal to a very specific subsect of Everquest worshiping boomer that doesn't think very hard about why gameplay schemes have changed since "his day."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are cause this game raiding almost died at heavensward for " being too hard"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "ummm heavensward was ez actually lmao?" is the biggest red flag that you weren't around for Gordias you could possibly give

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Gordias fiasco is related to savage tuning not to how dungeons are designed. HW itself has more linear dungeons in MSQ and the HW raids got rid of the trash pull sections.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Almost everything in this post is objectively correct but the "EQ-worshiping boomers" are mostly contrarian teenagers/brazilians who can't afford to play any real MMOs so they constantly hop between shitty F2P ones hoping for "da real MMO experienz" they saw on TV or in stupid ads like the ones posted earlier ITT. You go in any of the general MMO threads on this board and you'll see em in droves.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isnt a major part of the design philosophy of this game about making content that is worth doing for its own sake, not to be farmed ad infinitum
          its unarguable the large, sprawling dungeons would offer a better first time experience than the garbage hallways

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's what variant dungeons are now for. MSQ dungeons are just an experience farm.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you're using your head about this design philosophy if you believe the dungeons not being annoying to run on the daily means they're not worthwhile. You're saying a more expansive first-time dungeon run is a good tradeoff for the dungeon sucking to run every time thereafter because it's too big. Nobody is advocating for the dungeon to be farmed ad infinitum, either, that's insane and boring no matter your content mold; the difference with the more modernized dungeon approach is that you can do it more often if you want a gear piece or something, without it becoming a total slog. You've misunderstood the content approach if you think it's supposed to be evergreen in the sense that you can literally throw yourself at it 24/7 and still derive entertainment value. It's supposed to be evergreen in the sense that you can do it once a day and it will be a chore *at worst,* not actively annoying, or something that makes you reach for a gun when you see that dungeon come up in the roulette.

            What was it called, Blackrock Isle? Something like that? The WoW dungeon that really popularized this kind of approach, where the most efficient path was to just tank some lava damage and skip 90% of the dungeon. Give the community enough time and they'll solve these complex dungeons you want to the point that they can skip 90% of them. Why bother? I reiterate, complex dungeons are poison to an MMO. Seasoned players will skip 90% of the dungeon and force this fast path across the whole playerbase, or the playerbase will find this fast path on their own. Because they don't wanna run a fucking Doom map every day. Doom maps are fun because you can carve through them in under five minutes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Blackrock Isle? Something like that?
              https://www.wowhead.com/classic/zone=1584/blackrock-depths
              Yes, you may notice it has like 20 bosses, the full thing takes a good couple of hours to run through. 99% of BRD runs are either "Anger runs" where you do the arena fight and then use a rogue to sneak up the stairs and go kill General Angerforge for the very small chance he drops Hand of Justice or "Princess runs" where you skip straight to the final boss by jumping across the lava to minimize its damage ticks. It has a very elaborate layout with a fucking tavern as the midpoint and you can get through it with dialogue or lockpicking instead of combat, but literally nobody did the Grim Guzzler properly because you just skip through the whole dungeon one way or another because you're farming the same handful of items and the rest of it might as well not even exist.

              I hate WoWmorons so fucking much.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                brd is the best mmo dungeon ever made because there are so many different reasons to enter it
                quest run across the top of the arena for the key
                quest run around the prison/golem area for attunements
                arena rush for the gladiator chest
                angerforge rush for the trinket
                princess rush for the handful of pre-bis items she drops

                there’s more variety in brd alone than you’ll ever have in expert roulette

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So, same as any XI dungeon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BRD is fucking incredible in theory but in practice it's chopped up piecemeal and whored out for specific drops which is total asscancer
                An actual proper BRD run is some of the most fun you can have in an MMO but good fucking luck ever doing that more than once in your life

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Blackrock Isle? Something like that?
              https://www.wowhead.com/classic/zone=1584/blackrock-depths
              Yes, you may notice it has like 20 bosses, the full thing takes a good couple of hours to run through. 99% of BRD runs are either "Anger runs" where you do the arena fight and then use a rogue to sneak up the stairs and go kill General Angerforge for the very small chance he drops Hand of Justice or "Princess runs" where you skip straight to the final boss by jumping across the lava to minimize its damage ticks. It has a very elaborate layout with a fucking tavern as the midpoint and you can get through it with dialogue or lockpicking instead of combat, but literally nobody did the Grim Guzzler properly because you just skip through the whole dungeon one way or another because you're farming the same handful of items and the rest of it might as well not even exist.

              I hate WoWmorons so fucking much.

              why not meet some friends and run the dungeon how you want to?
              is that really so scary that youd rather the devs kneecap the dungeons?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon it's a jrpg. the genre is practically made for retards, like you. the average player of this game is so hilariously inept that even basic pattern memorization is a struggle to them. That's on top of not being able to do their rotation at all lmao.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No it's because of the autistic gays who play by the meta and insist everyone else does as well.
        This only happens because the whole endgame is trials and no other "endgame" content matters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they're going to make hallway dungeons then at least expand on the formula instead of doing the literal exact same thing over and over.
        Look at the Alex raids. Why the fuck can't we have a dungeon that's a boss rush? Or a dungeon that involves multiple continuous waves in a single space? There's absolutely no reason for the slavish devotion to this "big pull > big pull > boss *3" layout beyond sheer laziness. If the problem is that dungeons become too boring to do every day then make something worth fucking doing or expand the number of dungeons that release each patch so we're not getting Troia daily for an entire fucking YEAR

        Remember back in Stormblood where we'd get two dungeons every patch? I'm so fucking sick and tired of hearing "record subs, record sales" and they're still cutting corners in every single way imaginable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      personally, i think the only way to handle this issue, is to have 2 types of dungeons/content.
      (1) MSQ story dungeons remain "mostly" linear. (but they need to be made shorter. they drag on far too long, considering how linear they are.

      (2) OUTDOOR (non instance) dungeons, which are massive, and sprawling. (The closest example i personally know of, would be FF11, with The Eldieme Necropolis. Its technically a zone, but you get the idea.) Id maybe put an instanced boss at the end. and some sorta NM mini boss roaming the place somewhere. (nothing too special in drops, so as not to have ppl camp there 24/7, also preventing others from trying the boss.

      bonus:
      (3) the game currently has the middle-ground option, which is PotD/HoH type dungeons.
      The problem with these, is that they are too mindless. Mostly due to the repetitive nature of the dungeon, requiring many runs through. The second biggest issue is setting it to instanced floors with no real connection to eachother. making it still feel pretty linear, even if its not.

      There is a way to use random generated dungeons, but i feel these are always done in the least interesting way. (They should be the replacement to expert roulette. Every patch, u add new wall/enemy types, with another new boss type that "could" show up at the end. since expert roulette ends up just being mindless as well, and grinded in a similar manner to deep dungeons of course this relied on MSQ dungeons being shorter, so ppl using trusts dont take up too many instanced servers)

      Lastly, the outdoor dungeons would be best for S rank Hunts as well. IDK about A ranks, as it might cause ppl to fill the dungeons up too often, as u have hundreds of ppl mowing down everything in their path to the mob. but it would be harder for 1 person to scout out the mob, if they cant mount, and the place is filled with "non-rubber banding mobs". might make them more enjoyable... maybe, not sure.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is genuinely onee of my biggest pet peeves with this game.
    >Ah we must needs prepare and understand our foe before we can face them, let us embark on a 10-quest research process
    WHO CARES?!
    Just let me fucking play the game the in-universe tactics for how these guys are beaten or the character's speculations literally don't fucking matter at all.
    If the story cut this shit out it'd be 1000x better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wowchud spotted

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was alisaie's thought process when she met zero for the first time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah why would anyone choose mommy Nophica over a Miku impersonator that fucks dogs? Truly a mystery.

      How to appear friendly but also make sure she's not competition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is this clingy pale women next to my husband? I swear I leave him alone for 1 patch and already some project clings to him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extreme internal hostility untill she found out zero is emotionally retarded.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alisaie doesnt have thoughts.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Janny applications are closed, Barry.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You left this on the first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Breeding Ryne in the First so WoL's line will protect that world.
      Breeding Y'shtola in the Source so WoL's line will protect our world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >breeding yshtola
        >not nophica
        wew lad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nophica is breedable af but she totally ain't staying after these raids and I'd still pick Y'shtola.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Breeding Ryne in the First so WoL's line will protect that world.
        >Breeding Alisae in the Source so WoL's line will protect our world.
        FTFY

        WoL can't risk his seed getting corrupted by an old hag's dying womb. The risk of breeding a woman over 30 is about the same as the risk of breeding your own sister. He needs someone young and fertile who won't give birth to children with genetic disorders.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The risk of breeding a woman over 30 is...
          It's asking for a retarded child, fucking women over 30 is asking for a kid with Autism, but knowing the folks on Ganker they already have it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >alisae was born autistic
            >breeding autism over 30
            is this double autism?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mom had me at 21
            >Mom had my sis at 34

            And I am the fucker on the spectrum.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Your mom vag work backwards LUL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't need to convince me to breed Alisaie. She's the one I want to pump full of my seed ever since she started wearing her RDM hotpants.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only thing Alisaie is gonna get is a slap square across the face if she doens't fucking let me breathe and keeps escalating this stupid clinginess shtick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate that they've made this her sole personality trait now, probably solely so Graha isn't the only one doing it and coming off as a fucking weirdo.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not, though.

              Her big schtick has always been that she has an inferiority complex. She was always in the shadow of her brother. She's not the go-to specialist in any field. She's not the strongest, either, because that's you. She hopes that if she keeps tagging along with you, she'll stand out as much as you do someday. Of course, she likes you, too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her earlier personality up to the end of SB/middle of ShB never included this much clinginess, she could have her moments of dropping hints she's got a cruch but she'd never straight up go "Don't you dare do stuff while I'm not present".
                And Alisaie is unironically one of the weakest Scions, which is what makes her "I wanna be WoL's rival!" talks fucking ridiculous.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like I said, she's got an inferiority complex. She doesn't want people to forget about her, and she thinks that the best way to the top is to follow you.

                I don't see why you have such a big problem with it. It's not horrible writing, and she's cute.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't see why you have such a big problem with it.
                It feels like the game is shaming me for not waifuing her and like it's saying "Oh, you like any other character more than her? You're wrong and should change your opinion." The fact this is how her fanbase always acts outside the game too doesn't help either.

                Feo Ul also did the clingy and possessive thing, but since it was played as a joke and she was present for a much smaller amount of time (sadly) it never comes across as if you're being forced.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I miss Feo Ul so much.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't feel like the game expects me to like her more than the others. I'm repeating myself again, but the point is that she lays it on strong not because the writers are telling you that she's the best, but because from the beginning, her whole deal has been that she's not naturally a stand-out and she doesn't want to fade into the background surrounded by prominent people.

                Of course, waifu pandering is a part of it, but it's the same with the other girls. Y'shtola seems like she's about to drag you into the bedroom during half of the scenes that focus on her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >clinginess shtick.
            I want her to cling. To my cock.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, WoL only deserves young and fertile wombs and not used up hags.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Y'shtola moonlights as a fertility goddess, Alisaie can't compete.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Considering Alisae clearly has brain problems, your plan is already doomed to fail. Especially with the amount of blows to the head that WoL has received

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Patrician. You'll also be breeding into an incredibly wealthy family instead of cuck suntribe family.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If your true goal is breeding into wealth there's only one real target

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not so fast. Gotta succeed where Gerolt failed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying Rowena wouldn't cuck you and take you for everything you're worth at the first opportunity

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Joke's on her, she's already taken everything from me, and I still don't have a house for her to steal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not implying she would steal the child and somehow make you pay child support and make the child hate you
                >the look of fucking disappointment when your child grows up and doesn't give a fuck if you the legendary warrior of light savior of the world because of Rowena raising the child
                please no..

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gerolt never failed, Rowena is just a haughty moron. She's still never questioned why all of her mob debts and mob ties just vanished with no further consequences one day, and never questioned why Gerolt is up to his prominent nipples in debt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I felt bad watching their memory in Bozja, I hope Herolt and Rowena get back together and constantly make each other miserable again

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, instead you'll be getting Hairolt and notRowena together in the First through the new crafter relic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yshtola has no eggs left

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and this trifle biological fact is meant to stop me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good, I'm sticking to the reality that has alisaie's twink brother in it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry my WoL is busy reading with Urianger on the moon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ryne makes me so fucking horny
      There's just something about her..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ehh. Anon, you pervert..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you thank the fujo writer for gifting you with her?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          RYNE ON THE FRONT PAGE.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ryne just belongs in heels

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked Althyk when I originally made my character because he's the closest thing to Zeus equivalent and I want my patron deity to be the boss not some shitty underling, but then I switched to Azemya when it was revealed we're Azem because who else would be my patron deity if not literally me?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aglaia did it better.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate uldahn gods but i respect disco arabian underworld garden gnome god and his big cojones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love both songs. I hope next tier won't disappoint. But whatever, Pandemonium's next on the list and there's no way they can top SAY GOODNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pandemonium isnt gonna top even the worst tier of edenverse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take the jpop song over the godawful disney song any day

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lottery about to end
    >only participant in my lot
    >2 half naked catboys come out of nowhere and bid on it
    I swear if one of those fags get it I'm never commending a catboy ever again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My plot has two bidders despite everything around it having one. I shouldn't have checked, because now I'll be upset if I lost a fucking coin flip.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you win? I did, catboys are safe [spoiler]for now[/spoiler]

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I lost the flip.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oschone is my patron and he will wander me right back into my wifes arms.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/@Desolance/videos
    How can one person be so incredibly based, exposing and shitting on actual shitty people from the hardcore NA raiding scene?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE MENPHINA!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They nailed the hag dressed as mahou shoujo looks with her.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I chosed your servant halone the only worth girl and bossfight of your shit raid ugly hag

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The observing, unmentioned god is going to be the Watcher
    What if he's not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its gonna be an azem primal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Azem slacked off Pandemonium because zhe needed to attend the last 24-AR

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Plot twist gonna be you re azem itself and somehow there was an ancient projection of yourself all the time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >YOUR GOD IS COME
            >IT'S LITERALLY (YOU)
            I would

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then he authistically mount a warhammer mech with a vampire sword and crappy metal noises gonna start like shit eternal dlc

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >starts chaotically quoting all in-game npcs mid-fight instead of saying his own lines

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MASAKA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit its 9ball

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't play the new alliance raid because I promised a friend I'd wait for him
    >coomers tease me everyday with these threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that it sucks and the only worthwile is halone thats all

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nymeia still doesn't have any art
    Its not fair Spinnerbros

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did. But my starting city and home is Girdania, so I choose both, honestly.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won my house lottery bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations, Warrior of Light.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this plank couldn't breastfeed an ant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll grow once she's heavy with my child.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same bro
      feels good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      I found one I liked with 0 participants and waited until 5 minutes before the deadline to make sure I got it though. There were a couple of mediums with only 1 entrant I could have gone for, but I was too scared that if I failed the 50/50 I'd never get a house all my life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the way to do it.

        [...]
        There is a better system... FFXI had it. Every player in the game got one right from the beginning. It was a place you could store gear, garden (in small pots) craft in piece, set up job macros and great sets. This housing system sucks and I hate that I had to go through this for the FC house, let alone my friend trying to get her own place.

        tell your retard friend to take notes from this clever man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't and there were only 2 entries. I don't even really want a large I just want the big dick factor. I already have a small FC and a private medium that I haven't decorated yet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't. On the one hand it was a flight of fancy to try and get, on the other hand it's comical how inept square enix is sometimes with letting people alt-bid instead of one house per server per account.

      I much prefer the lotto system to the INSANE FUCKING STUPIDITY of the earlier method, but it's still dumb cunt shit from real dumb cunt devs. IE look at how they wasted island sanctuaries with something people got tired of in a week instead of using it for budget housing.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I'm so tired of this lottery gayry.
    That sucks, but it's still unironically better than the previous system.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine just lost to the lottery because after the time limit was up only 3 people entered and they weren't picked. I know how the new system works but the fact that she was the number 1 entry for the entirety of the week and then the last 3 hours 2 other people bid on the plot only for the 3rd person to win? That's not only getting one's hopes up, but a serious kick to one's faith in the game. She has been hunting for a house for months only for this too happen? How is this fair in the slightest?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's perfectly fair. Your argument is that it's not just. And if it were the old system you'd have list out to autoclicking bots. And before then people with the best computers and lucky connection to avoid queues using teleport hacks

        Your assessment of 'unfair' actually means 'i lost' which makes you a whimy bitch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a lottery, literally a random chance. Fairness and getting there first doesn't mean shit for those plots. And it certainly beats the old system where you had to no life it and hope someone doesn't come along and either compete with you or relocate his house and jump the queue because he's a cunt

          There is a better system... FFXI had it. Every player in the game got one right from the beginning. It was a place you could store gear, garden (in small pots) craft in piece, set up job macros and great sets. This housing system sucks and I hate that I had to go through this for the FC house, let alone my friend trying to get her own place.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The go play ffxi and stop shitposting in another games threads

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Defending the dogshit systems the devs shit out
              >For free

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You reveal yourself tabata kun. The mask fell so easily. Stop trying to groom people

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I defend the game's systems for free
                You shit your pants about them for free
                We are not the same

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >defending the EA of Japan
                Not only does he do it for free, he gives them his shekels!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a lottery, literally a random chance. Fairness and getting there first doesn't mean shit for those plots. And it certainly beats the old system where you had to no life it and hope someone doesn't come along and either compete with you or relocate his house and jump the queue because he's a cunt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >then the last 3 hours 2 other people bid on the plot only for the 3rd person to win? That's not only getting one's hopes up, but a serious kick to one's faith in the game
        because you can still see how many people bidded on it, so it makes almost no sense to enter early since some plots are fucked with >5 people bidding on it
        like, how would your friend even acquire a house in the old system? as far as I understand you had to pay the owner to relinquish it AND THEN pray that it doesn't get stolen somehow
        I wanted a house for a decade too but before this I wouldn't even have stood a chance

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not know what a lottery is?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WTF BRO??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BUSTED BY GOING OVER 21? I HAVE ROYAL FLUSH SO I SHOULD WIN!
        Absolute retard, also
        >she

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, I'd like the whole housing system to be gutted and removed from the game. I'm tired of being shown shitty housing items that I can't use, I'm tired of dealing with lottery gayry, I'm tired of the whole thing. After this morning I feel less enthusiasm for this game than for fucking WoW.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If i can't have it no one should
        oh yeah i forgot that Ganker was filled with gays, lmao

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I chose your dad.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafell girls have the best bellies. Kiss them. Rub them, play drums on them

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you
    >play lala
    >play hroth
    >play male viera
    >play male au ra
    >play miqote
    >use modern clothes glams
    >use cash shop glams
    or
    >use cash shop emotes
    you should uninstall and end your blighted existence

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have cash shop emotes but never use them, does that count?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that you are nobody and your opinion will never matter in your miserable life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You replied. Try and act normal next time you fanta ok

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Has outfits and emotes from events of the past years
      >>only cash shop items they have were gifted
      looks like a spray tanned Aymeric
      Yay I don't count!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. male midlander

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You’re damn right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nyan~

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nophica blessed me to be her avatar, why wouldn't I worship her?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a theory that the housing lottery is rigged to favor accounts without houses. Not just characters without a house, but accounts. And it applies to both private and FC houses. If you have a house on your account, your lottery chance is weighted against you.

    I've been taking polls on this lately around various forums, and there is a distinct trend of people that own a house on that datacenter (not even limited to world) being cockblocked.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're an idiot and I can guarantee you never dealt with the old system. It wasn't a race, it was an endurance test to see who could poopsock the sign the most

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You're an idiot and I can guarantee you never dealt with the old system. It wasn't a race
      You clearly weren't here when Shirogane went live.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There has been three systems. The term old could be applied to either of them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and I clearly specified the one that existed when Shirogane went live.
          Or better yet, only FC housing and nothing for personal buyers outside of apartments.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        New plots don’t have the same rules as plots that were demolished. That was not a race, and that system sucked ass

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's called an apartment, you can go get one right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apartments are small and no different than FC rooms.
      For apartments to compete they'd need the option to increase the internal size of said apartments to that of a small/medium/large house with incremental gil upgrade costs and maybe add little outdoor balconies so you can use at least some outdoor items.

      They are not at all comparable in their current state and you know that you disingenuous fuck.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yes, i did pick Rhalgar, how did you know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're a dirty Mhigger, and your wife's boyfriend is Garlean

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lost the plot I was aiming for again
    Honestly, it might be the thing that finally gets me to drop the game for good. At least other games that get RNG to fuck me in the ass don't ask me to pay a monthly fee for the privilege.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just make a shell fc to get one of the countless unused FC houses in each server.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not him but there's entire wards taken up by gays alting with the same FC tags

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who else, can I love? Who else can I worship. Now go to bed and show me why they call you the "lover"

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder y'all are so easily trolled to death. Whiming about losing to rng. You don't have the grinder spirit. You dont deserve the house

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got my friends to afk their characters in front of the lot i wanted this last night
      it worked!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Congrats

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lost a really pretty small plot. Thank god for the Rynes to cheer me up and make me horny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happy to help

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you all women? Genuinely who the fuck is this passionate about decorating a virtual house without being some deranged femoid?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ummm, excuse me. The term is AGP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're all little girls here, have some tea to soothe the nerves

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Yoshida and co ever just admit the housing system is a flop and implement instanced housing already? Are the Japanese really this fucking stubborn?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Twinning comes on your random mix shuffle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sunboys have a harem of females to breed
    >Moonboys wander the land mating with any female they want

    Who has it better?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      both since the vast majority of seen and mentioned miqo'te ignore their home culture entirely

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MOAAAAR

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I love watching you homeless RNGlets seethe about housing. Almost makes buying a house with it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're very cool and edgy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m actually quite comfy in my mist house. Are you?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mistcuck
          Couldn't get a spot in a real district?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I had a house in lavender beds (that I got with the old system) and I decided I liked the view on this plot more. Cucked some people who were spam clicking it too by relocating.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just shitposting, Mist has some nice spots.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I liked my old spot and I literally only swapped to mist for the view on that plot. I generally despise limsa and la noscea as a whole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i get your cringe to read through so it looks like we both win

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fcward
    >get everyone in my fc to autistically grind for gil
    >get 20 bids on 1 house
    >win
    it's just that simple

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still no way to expand apartments
    wow cool thanks yoshi-t more bandaid solutions to your problems. I'm done. Sick and tired of RNG garbage plaguing my games.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Neighbors aren't gays with karbuncle/candy/chocobo houses
    Thank fucking christ that shit would unironically make me give up on my new house.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if your house isn't in shirogane, it's worthless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine someone with taste like this being an authority on anything, its laughable. Go watch some anime, loser.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        goblet cope

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Better luck next time!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know if a next time will come even if demolition is turned back on, it'll end up being >20 people biding for the few that do get demolished until they do another wave

      Sharlayan is more likely than anywhere else, I'd think.

      I know that Sharlayan is the designated main city for EW, but aesthetically I think they'd want to do Thavnarian to make it more unique

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NO MORE POO IN LOO LAND YOSHI I BEG YOU

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demolishing is back online

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when the lottery system was first introduced and everyone was praising it. Of course it's acceptable when there's a shitload of new plots, an entire new housing district etc. Nobody thought about what comes after when there's just scraps.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As much as I dislike the lottery, it's still better than what preceded it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >implying revving up the xivlauncher and running to the plot of your choice when servers came up wasn't fun as fuck
            The closest this game will get to the controlled chaos of UO housing/plots rushing and the crybaby gays took it from me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It becomes the old system without the time investment. I’m ok with that and it’s exactly what I expected

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still think personal housing should be instanced and the actual wards should be FC only.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love the RNGlet houselet cope
    I literally went to /vg/ to see the meltdowns, and it was glorious
    glad we have some of those over here as well

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leveling and outfitting a submarine
    Christ in heaven this is a pain in the ass

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetical Azim Steppe housing > Lavender = Mists > Shirogane > Empyreum > Goblet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >housing on the steppe
      You'll get a tent and you'll like it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You'll get a tent and you'll like it
        Just the way I like it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You will enjoy living on the steppe with your wife in one hand, and buuz in the other

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            livin' the dream

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what a wholesome picture, almost makes me want to create a blue skinned Xaela

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              XAELA WOMEN FUCK SHEEP

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're just mad Xaela women won't fuck you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're getting Garlemald housing in 8.0 after we do Garlemald Restoration in 7.0

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sharlayan is more likely than anywhere else, I'd think.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter because they're all fuck-ugly once you allow players to build houses in them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want Radz-at-han housing
      And yeah, I know. Streetshitter jokes, but the colorful houses in the side of hills aesthetic is comfy as fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Medium Goblet right next to the pools
      Best plot in the game, you cannot change my mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mists plots with a beach front
        Lavender Bed plots with streams
        Shirogane plots with a hotsprings
        Empyreum next to MB and pools

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You DID pick me as your patron deity, right WOL?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Veena
      >male
      ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry bro, I already made it.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for funding games I like mmo fans. Please keep subbing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is SE even making? FF16? Flopspoken is already doa. Are you one of those phone game gays?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude SE makes like 50 games a year. Forspoken, Octo 2, SoP DLC, 7R2, KH4...

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're laughing. Venat comitted GENOCIDE and your LAUGHING.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's rich coming from you Emet you moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course we are laughing, what else is there?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Venathralls can't even falseflag properly, baka.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not laughing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Your people have been enslaved to a literal blood god who required 3/4ths of the world's population to be sacrificed just to be created to try to return the world to the way it was before bird e-boi ruined everything
      >About to commit a genocide upon the new sentient life that your blood god birthed to bring back the souls of those who were already sacrificed (with no evidence this will even work)
      >Already met WOL from the future who explained that's gonna go down to you
      >Realize that your people are doomed no matter what, either by continued sacrifices till none are left or by via ennui like the Nibiruns, and that they stand no chance against bird e-boi, only the sundered of the future the WOL told you about can
      >Literally the fate of the entire future and the entire universe hinges upon you Sundering everyone
      >Do the only fucking logical thing you can do based on all of the afformention and Sunder everyone, making the choice to save the people of the future and the universe as a whole over your own doomed race
      >Still feel remorse over this anyway
      >Ends up proving to be the right decision in the end
      >Zodiark Trancers somehow fail to understand this cut-and-dry morally grey situation
      >Meanwhile they make excuses for Emet Selch, who comitted actual planetary genocides not for the sake of the universe but to bring back those already dead, and laughed about it, and showed Zero remorse even in the end and flat out said he'd fucking do it again.

      I'm convinced Zodiark Trancers are either mentally ill or just trolling at this point. No one can be this fucking dense. She sacrificed her people to save US and the whole fucking universe, there was no other way, and it proved to be the right decision in the end. What is so hard to understand here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Your people have been enslaved to a literal blood god
        But enough about Hydaelyn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Zodiarktrancers want to pit me against THIS
        yeah, good luck with that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't trolling. There's a section of people that really wanted Hydaelyn to turn out to be some evil goddess manipulating everyone and for the Ascians to be innocent dindus that were justified in all their fuckery. They really wanted Zodiark to be some tragic hero undone by the machinations of an evil woman.

        They still cannot cope with the fact that they were wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, hydelayn wasn't proven to be good till elpis. The voice after killing big z didmt help

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally 80% EU players. Europeans are really into the whole "morally gray subverted expectations" shit and expect that to be the norm.
          No idea why.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too long didn't read.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're laughing. Venat comitted GENOCIDE and your LAUGHING.

        >be gods that judge which life to create and continue living for "the good of the star"
        >anne hiro when your duty is done
        >be hypocrites and betray their own mantra of doing what's necessary for the star
        ZODIARK TRANCE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every civilization has it's rise and fall and you have to know when it's your time to bow out
        >oh, unless you have the ability to go back in time and prevent your civilization from being wiped out, then it's fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remember how people, especially women, went gaga over Organization XIII and painted them as good boys who dindu nuthin and were victims of their plight and could be fixed and yadda yadda yadda and anyone who stood against them were the real bad guys? Same deal with the Zodiark Brigade. Doubly so because Venat is a woman and they're targeted with special ire by the cultists.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Her entire plan relied on emet having sex. She didn't even win.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still think it is retarded to make decision for a entire society. Emet-selch and Venat commited evil in their quest and I love telling the watcher, that I think all of them were wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What? a well structured argument? Nah bro let me search for my zodiark trance image.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you think of any these retards venat and Emet were right, then you fucking stupid. Should have just left it to Azem, he would have found a way.

            Twelve were part his quests to fight meteion dynamis is my current theory, which is why Emet knows about them

            Also the idea of Meteion being the ONLY fucking being in the universe that can use dynamic that way is retarded, we even learn that there are planets fully capable using it. If you did the Omega questline you would learn that other societies survived her fucking song of sadness and told her to FUCK OFF and sent their message in the sea of stars. Endsinger couldn't win, which is what I got from the omega questline. There will always be someone willing to walk forward.

            I love Venat, but let's not act like her plan was 1000 billion iq. So many things could have gone wrong, like it is pure fucking luck it didn't go wrong. Fuck Yoshi-p for not allowing Venat to be reborn :(, the emet-selch? yess pelase!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              One more thing, I really loved the "plot twist" that Venat wasn't evil, but was super fucking scared of fucking up the timeline. If you go into endwalker doubting her, and then you start fucking believing again, that is the best feeling and how you should RP EW. wtf is minfilia back in the source? Isn't ryne a shard of her? should ryne be 8th rejoined did venat just remove minfil soul?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                minfilia didn't join with her, she passed on, the gold hair and blue eyes on the first's minfilias are a sign of possession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > but was super fucking scared of fucking up the timeline.
                Yeah, this makes sense. You can see how she is clearly avoiding trying to help you at all, and is only force to do it in prae when Lahabrea NUKES the living shit out of you because he notice Hydaelyn is wasting her energy on you. Like our character canonically died/was going to die against him without her help.

                Imagine how much she malded when Midgard took away our blessing of light, because she was using too much energy on us and told her to stfu and watch.
                >wtf is minfilia back in the source? Isn't ryne a shard of her? should ryne be 8th rejoined did venat just remove minfil soul?
                I don't know. I always thought Ryne kept her powers and got rejoined because Emet said something about consuming her, but it seems she only kept the powers while Hydaelyn took her soul back to the source to die.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I love Venat, but let's not act like her plan was 1000 billion iq. So many things could have gone wrong, like it is pure fucking luck it didn't go wrong.
              I don't think anyone does though. Most people who defend Venat just say she was put in a shitty af spot where no choice really felt like the right choice and she just picked what she thought had the best chances.

              One more thing, I really loved the "plot twist" that Venat wasn't evil, but was super fucking scared of fucking up the timeline. If you go into endwalker doubting her, and then you start fucking believing again, that is the best feeling and how you should RP EW. wtf is minfilia back in the source? Isn't ryne a shard of her? should ryne be 8th rejoined did venat just remove minfil soul?

              Venat said she did take Minfilia's soul back to the Source's lifestream at her request, since she wanted to go to the afterlife with her loved ones. Ryne only got the powers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      History is written by the winners, she didn't genocide WoL's civilization so it's all kosher 🙂

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am i the only one that wants crystarium housing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Won't ever happen for rp reasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crystarium housing would be kino but they're never touching the First in any meaningful capacity ever again so it's not happening.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Byregot. His skill helped me a bunch when crafting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people STILL die to his hammers mech
      Pure comedy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Play melee
        >Have been disrespecting this mechanic since release

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I still struggle with the lightning knockback, I can't figure that shit out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BEND THE KNEE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE WOL-SAMA, YOU'RE CLEARLY MORE RIGHTEOUS THAN ME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every time I get aglaia I see his fat uncut cock

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 days until TOP. Are you prepared? You are BiS right anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Can only play with one job from my role because it's the only one I have the P8S weapon
      I refuse to do that shit for another 8 weeks or even more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should make ultimate sync at crafted gear level rather than current raid tier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Savage loot should honestly unlock the moment ultimate drops. And tome cap should go up to 900 every odd patch instead of .5.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CANT MAKE RAIDS WORTHLESS XIV IS A RAIDING MMO YOSHIDA SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will be when it drops bevause I'm just missing one more tome augment that I'll get from Euphrosyne coins. God I fucking hate this tier. Dull mechanics on top of babby fights and the only way it compensates is outgoing damage (the fun part as a healer) but even that quickly became bog-standard spreadsheet healing. Where are my Eden Gate and Eden Verse and Alphascape and Midas and Second Coils and Final Coils raid designers?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have my popcorn maker primed and ready to watch some streams

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >impressing nophica so much with your skills and prowess in battle that she shows you her true form and desires you show her your skills and prowess in bed

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm also one of those who lost to a supposedly 100% win rate bid on a Small House that has an awful location... and then some Dark Horse comes around and places and wins it. Imagine being so hopeful that you'd finally get a good chance after this lottery system was implemented, only to lose at a 50/50.

    I understand the frustration, it definitely sucks. It is what it is...

    I guess my retainers will have to hold on to all these outdoor furnishing that cant be utilized at all. Why would SE even have events and reward with outdoor furnishing? Not everyone would have a house and would even want a house.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small company, limited serverspace. Also, pls buy from the cash shop. Every little bit helps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, bro, we'll make it eventually.
      Or I'll just move to Dynamis, seeing as there's nothing really tying me down in Primal.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bid on a large against 8 other people and won't even be checking my shit until I get home from work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy seeing it fully decorated as you collect your money when you get home

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >non-Arthars version
      cringe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That face...
      >"it's just like one of my Japanese animes!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Arthars Waifu
      >non-Arthars version
      ?????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The goddesses should be a lot bigger

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's Central Thanalan complete. One zone down about 50 to go.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally got a fucking house. Thank fuck.

      Get on that grind, best title in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck anon, I finished all of ARR fishing and I only have one fish left in HW zones (Sea butterfly).
      It seems kinda easy but my luck has been awful.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm holding the entirety of dps roulette hostage because I am only lv17 and nobody is queuing for sastasha tam-tara or copperbell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Newcutie...
      That's the point of roulettes, getting filled into low ARR shit is super common.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how it works. There probably aren't enough tanks queuing.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, for me it's Llymlaen. I hope she isn't actually a mermaid, it would be weird since all of the other gods are humanoid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's going to be a reskin of Mateus and you WILL like it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it would be weird since all of the other gods are humanoid
      I mean Nald'thal had the whole rotating torso thing going on

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that's kind of his whole thing to be fair. He's one god who's also two

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FISH
      PUSSY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always cool to find a fellow Llymlaen chad. As a sea wolf roegadyn who started as a lancer, it just felt right. Considering her domain is entirely made up of a windy sea, she's probably gonna be part fish. I think the best we can hope for is a transformation when she wants to walk on solid ground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be fine because atleast it wont be 100% copypasted unless it float in the air too

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that the goddess waifus could stick around. Especially Nophica and Menphina.

    They should kill Zero and put them in the main cast instead.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the major player hub areas in this game feel so lifeless?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because you're dead inside and projecting it onto the game

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw just realized that Menphina is meant to be an idol

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *checks reddit for the housing melty*
    the most vocal users bitching also post on r/trans
    huh

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH WOWIE, IS THAT A FREAKING LV.15 DUNGEON???
    OH BOI I CAN'T WAIT TO PULL EVERYTHING EVEN THO I ONLY HAVE ONE AND A HALF COOLDOWNS, MY HEALER HAS ONE HEAL AND I GOT 2 LANCERS WITH NO AOE SKILLS. YEP, THIS IS TRULY AN AMAZING DUNGEON EXPERIENCE BROS!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't wall-to-wall pull on fucking sastasha
      come on, man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have AoE.
      And the outgoing damage is so low in anything before Brayflox that you don't even need a healer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I pull everything in Aurum Vale.
      t. WAR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, WAR, but without your Raw Intuition you're just like all the other tanks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had this happen this morning in Copperbell, watching the tank pull the entire rooms and then having to sit there and awkwardly attack everything one by one since AoE skills literally don't exist at that level. I hate DRG so much it's unreal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow what an interesting story tell it again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Having to manually hit Disembowel in AOE situations until level motherfucking 62

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually a damage down because of the GCDs spent on getting your buff up again. Don't worry about it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you can get the buff up while running with the tank, it's not necessarily a damage loss.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Those are still GCDs you could've spent blasting the whole pack with Doom Spike.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You kill those dungeon mobs 10x faster since SHB because of overallpotency buffs when they removed damage-type vulns. You're a retard for NOT wall pulling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All 4 tanks have an AoE skill at lv10 what the actual fuck are you talking about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lancer
        >tank

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Back in 1.0 it was kind off they could do an halone job forn

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            leveling up w/o a PL in 1.0, LNC tank was the best tank, followed by MRD.
            GLA was so bad, you were better off not having any tank at all. It didnt hold threat due to low dps, so DPS/healers were attacked anyways, and it did 25% the DPS of any other job. PGL was nearly as bad, but at least did a tiny bit more DPS, even if its evasion/healing options werent enough to make it as tanky as it seemed on paper.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now i understand why its the worst tank and the devs dont care

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the devs just had 0 balancing at the time.
                LNC did 600% more DPS than CNJ, THM, ARC, or PGL.
                And roughly 200-300% more than MRD. (MRD tank being 2nd highest DPS if AoE)

                Due to how much DPS LNC did, its a 100% impossible to hold hate on a LNC, unless its just a boss, with no adds, as LNC is powered up based on the number of targets being hit. (multiplied, so if u pull 6 targets, the usual size with a LNC, its x6 dmg, on top of hitting all of them. not be confused with 100% dmg on 6 targets)
                MRD had high DPS and self healing attached, making it generate the most threat on single target, but still not enough on 5+ targets against a LNC tank.

                LNC tanks only had enough survival to stay alive for about 3-5 seconds. if the mob wasnt killed in a single hit by the LNC, they were most likely dead. (almost no mob survived a 600% attack from LNC. if they did, they were at 1% and the rest fo the DPS killed it)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yet all this balance make the gladiator evolved class a shit tank even in 6.3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unrelated to his comment

        >lancer
        >tank

        as this post suggests to you, he's referring to the DPS, and the complete context of the situation, which is that you dont really finish the dungeon quicker than 1minute, when you rely on most of the parties DPS being single target, and tanks low DPS mostly being the only AoE.
        Along with not allowing the healer to do much or any DPS, due to no AoE, and not enough CDs to allow oGCD healing while nuking.
        Its MAYBE, at best, 30s faster, and honestly w/o the healer nukes (which used to be even better in 2.0, WHM could easily put out 200% the DPS of a single DPS while healing in low lv dungeons) its enough to make it that close.

        IF you have a DPS with AoEs, THEN it becomes worthwhile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >unrelated to his comment
          In what fucking way? 110 potency on 6 targets is still 660 potency per GCD, tanks also do AoE damage you lobotomized cockroach

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >1tank potency = 1dps potency
            >current healer DPS per GCD is roughly 200~ potency
            >tank AoE dps is only 660 while all 6 targets are alive.
            with 2 single target DPS like LNC bursting down a mob, it quickly becomes 550, then 440, etc. Because youve been AoEing while they single target, that means each enemy after the 1st dies even quicker than the last.

            Im not saying its not a DPS increase, just that its not THAT much more.
            so even if we pretend 1potency = 1potecny, tank potency is roughly 460, due to lack of healer DPS. which quickly drops down from the 1st target dying, to 350, then 240, etc.

            I never said it wasnt an increase, just saying its extremely small, because fights dont last very long. It sounds bigger on paper, than it is in practice.

            Heck, back in 2.0, when these issues were a bigger issue, and tanks took far more dmg, and mobs took way longer to kill, theres level ranged where mass pulling only effected the total run time by 10%. Again, its context dependent, as its usually always best to have larger pulls.

            Also my comment about
            >unrelated to his comment
            still remains true.
            He never said tanks dont AoE. His argument is that its not worth it.
            If anything, his argument is weakened by the lack of tank CDs.
            While its true that it effects healer DPS, its also more efficient on such long CDs to use them on "more mobs" since the long run to collect more mobs, should have longer CDs coming back up by the time u grabbed all the mobs.
            Again, most mobs dont last too long in the low dungeons, so the short duration is honestly fine.

            Theres more detrimental level ranges where group comp effects large pulls far more than this. (even more so, with baked in tank stance prior to Lv30 making dungeons even more trivialized than before)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Buddy mob damage doesn't start to matter until HM dungeons in ARR postgame filler. If Sastasha didn't have walls you could pull the entirety of the dungeon and still be fine with a single healer spamming their cure 1. Using AoE damage as a qualifier for whether or not to big pull is retarded because 90% of the DPS jobs don't have cast bars and can break down enemies as you move to pick up the next pack. This is applicable all the way through Aurum Vale.

              I promise you're the only human being on earth splitting hairs like this over 10 year-old dungeons. Stop wasting everyone's time trying to RP clear fisher price content.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol wut. i literally said the dungeon is finished quicker. its just not as drastic as ppl make it out to be.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i should mention, the only time i really cared about this, was back when PLD only had flash, which always made my head tilt.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Halone forever.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't bothered getting a house since i started the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just got an apartment so that I could level up my chocobo.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the furniture is starting to sell
    Yes...buy the furniture new house owners, it will be well worth it for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*clicks "search item by crafting recipe" in your path*

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based and DIY pilled. Crafting my own furniture has saved me millions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was too busy seething to remember this bonus to housing day... thank you Lala for reminding me of what truly matters.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I picked Rhalgr because I made an actual mhigger without even realizing it.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope that Zero leaves the main cast after 6.x. She's annoying. Worst female character to ever be a part of the main cast by far.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's either gonna join the not-Scions permanently in 7.0 or she'll be relegated to being permanent side-content fodder. There's no inbetween.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's in your Trusts menu, anon.
      It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not really afraid to put unpopular characters on a bus to basic irrelevancy, just hope the official forums dislike her as much as we do

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok which of you is it, speak up. I know you're here you were talking in chat with imageboard terms, i know one of you fuckers are here with me.
    I saw it all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I picked Rhalgr because I'm a monk-main, eat piss, coomerbrain

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long would it take to grind the pteranodon from 0?

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Xaela, or Rean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one with the black scales

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xaela for unga bunga fight sexual fag
      Raen for adventuring fag
      blue or yellow pick your favorite color

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raen for sex
      Xaela for marriage

      This has always been the way to go

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/2uyfuj.jpg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Fordola

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No Kan-E and Merlwyb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alisaie wishes her tits were that big.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new mommy introduced
    >all of you forget about Venat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is dead, its time to move on besides you have two inmortal plot armor cats and mary sue cats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like her more if her body weren't borderline androgynous.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro she's always wearing loose robes

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BLM rotation keeps changing every 10 levels
    AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro you just spawn your max level flare and fire and then refill with ice and dots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BLM was the first job I got to max
      >Mfw I had to do synced content with it
      >Which of the fifty different rotations am I using this time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you just cast fire>no mp>ice.
        Dumb moron. Your job is no longer hard.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay retard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's more two rotations to me, "lv. 50" and "lv. 60+," I only really register any kind of BLM awkwardness if I'm playing in the desolate landscapes called HW leveling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit hat just make the catmoron woth glowy eyes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go level SMN or RDM and you'll fucking wish the rotation was changing every 10 levels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't played BLM since i hit lvl 60 on the free trial and everytime i try to get back into, my brain just freezes on what kinda of rotation am i supposed to do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They really streamlined it now, you don't sync down and start wondering what the fuck your rotation was at that level. Once BLM "clicked" it became one of my favorite jobs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno how to play Black Mage but I enjoy triplecasting Flare in dungeons.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PIECE OF SHIT GAME SPAWNED ME AN A-RANK ON MY BACK AND PLACED IT ON TOP OF THE QUEST OBJECTIVE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shocking redflag

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PIECE OF SHIT GAME SPAWNED ME AN A-RANK ON MY BACK AND PLACED IT ON TOP OF THE QUEST OBJECTIVE

        pretty sure it only aggroes based on sight, so u wait till its back is turned, and then go click on it. if its facing u when u get out of the cutscene, honestly not the end of the world.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did it nice ty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Swap to level 90 job
      >Murder A-rank
      >Cuck hunt autists out of a mark
      What's not to love?

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kinda want a house
    >everyone fighting over houses in the "good" wards
    >an entire ward in the Goblet has almost no entries
    >apply for a small right on the poolside next to the MB
    >win with no other competition
    Its just that easy I guess?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to own that medium poolside at the Goblet until I had to server hop back when my server was getting jettisoned to Crystal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redditors are super averse to the Goblet because the "Goblet is bad" meme exists. The meme itself comes from literally ARR when the center area didn't have the fountains and ponds and shit, but they cling to it anyway for some reason.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some plots in the Goblet are awful, like the ones overlooking nothing but skybox. I'd still take it at this point

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Goblet is kinda bland compared to the other housing zones.
        >you could have a comfy forest lodge
        >or a comfy snow lodge
        >or a comfy beach house
        >or a comfy not-Japan house

        >or you could be in a desert

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goblet is like living in the Grand Canyon. The sunset views are absolutely god tier especially if you get the 20+/50+ plots that overlook the canyon itself, especially 23 and 29. There's a really cute small tucked under the corner that has a personal tunnel leading around the zone, and you can jump on the roof to shortcut up or down. The inner circle is obviously excellent with its fountains and if you get one of the ones nestled on the side you can clip an overhanging porch to loop over the sidewalk and make it even better. The MB positioning is excellent and almost the entire ward is within a 15 second path to one. Goblet is pound for pound the most well-designed housing ward and while its aesthetics aren't to everyone's taste the ill reputation it has is absolutely nonsensical.

          What I don't get is Mist. You have a shitty strip of beach and then the rest of the zone is eye-searing bleachwhite stone and little gullies you can fall into. Who the fuck actually wants to live there, it's like a flashbang whenever you walk outside.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the goblet is bad
        >femroes are ugly
        >mentors are shit at the game
        >Healers should NEVER GCD heal
        God I hate Reddit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct
          Correct
          Correct
          Correct 95% of the time

          You sure that you're not Reddit?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you commend people for their portraits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always leave immediately after an instance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Performance and portraits. If they did good but they have a default portrait i will not commend.
      If they played like an ape but had a good portrait i will not commend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont commend anyone but everyone should commend me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Half the time the stupid thing lags and I can't even open up the commendation page so I just fuck off after dungeons now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I commend which ever one is moving

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck no, if anything I avoid commending anyone with a custom portrait.
      Default Chads rise up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >load up as MCH
      >the other DPS is a MCH with matching portrait
      >commend
      Simple as

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MCHbros...... when's our time to shine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Next expansion cause one of new jobs its ranged

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7.0 jobs will be Scouting and Casting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not going to do 2 melee DPS in a row

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They could make a ranged job that wears scouting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are, because Scouting is the only job category left with a single job after Maiming got RPR.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one cares about armor classes, people want new jobs in actual roles

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And that's what we'll get. Of ranged, physical had last turn so we get a Caster (as BLU doesn't count). Tanks and Healers just got up to 4 each with GNB and Sage. And Scouting gets a job so we'll have 2 jobs each for Maiming, Striking and Scouting.

                WoL job changes to the new Scouting job in the cinematic trailer while Krile job changes to the new Casting job.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SE cares, they literally stated 'we only have one maiming job' as a big reason for making reaper maiming.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's still only one Scouting job, what could they make they would fit the aesthetic but not be blatantly ninja clone?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They could go Chemist but make it focused on poisons and stabbing people with syringes instead of being a healer job.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Iirc they've beta'd Chemist out like three times and they always say they can't get throwing potions at party members and enemies to not look stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We already got strippers throwing chakrams and dancing, one guy woth a big sword survivong more damage than the shield guy and a mage that spits fishes to interrupt mages

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See the difference is you're throwing flasks at your party members.

                It fucking worked for Pathfinder. In fact, it was one of the most powerful classes.

                Dummy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It fucking worked for Pathfinder. In fact, it was one of the most powerful classes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I want something unique like that, a caster job but doesn't wear bathrobes armor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                EW was due for a melee DPS anyways and it could have only been scouting or maiming.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No one cares about armor classes
                I think they care, because they're putting effort into making all these different classes of armor and they want to get as much mileage out of that as possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? aren't we shining right now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flamethrower should've used the Bio Blaster animation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Flamethrower should be a damage+ dot its retarded being a turret skill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tf you talking about? I'm always at the top in just about any content i run besides my savage static.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mchbros we been shinin'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bang bang

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you vierafags always have your tits out, put on a shirt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fags
            I think you answered your own question.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because bunny boobies are heavenly

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/Sharlean_Tails/status/1613916880984768514

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thancred is best Scion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never go on a roadtrip with thancred, urianger and estinien again
      >the game will try and make you do it with krile and zero instead
      FROM HEREON I WALK ALONE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfe ywn experience driving around eorzea in your flying car with the best scion boys having wacky adventures and eating delicious food while cozily camping

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but swap Thancred out with someone more interesting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you will never go on a roadtrip with thancred, urianger and estinien again
          >the game will try and make you do it with krile and zero instead
          FROM HEREON I WALK ALONE

          Island Sanctuary would be perfection if it allowed you to do this.

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was this raid so piss easy? Even aglaia wasn't that bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's about on par with all of the other alliance raids that aren't Void Ark or a part of the Crystal Tower series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This alliance is making me seethe with the constant huge AoEs cause I play BLM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alliance Raids in general are mindless slogs, I don't know why you expected this one to be any different.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the most useless scion?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to give it to Papalymo I'm afraid since keeping Shinryu gaoled for a little while is the most important thing he's ever done. Y'shtola took his spot as the Scions' dedicated Black Mage and she's done more Black Magey and Thaumaturgey things than Paps ever did.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally got my cozy gridania cottage next to the river
    >Met my only neighbor who seems like a chill dude and we shared some housing ideas
    >Gonna spend the day crafting my furniture
    This is it bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my neighbour is a closed orange house with an empty yard
      I really wish the war was over so that Square can start demolishing these houses again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure demolition was re-enabled on EU too.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WON A LARGE
    This is now a housing thread, post housing ideas and give housing tips.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Download the preset plugin and copy paste somebody's else house https://makeplace.app/places

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soulless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have already been spoiled about how the 13th will rejoin with the source. Look at the picture. Two moons. 1 red and one blue.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well see anon this shit is writted in the months between patches

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it's going to be some shit about how all the Moons are connected via Zodiark's prison and that's how Golbez is planning on pumping Voidsent into the Source. Will also give a new plot point so we can travel to other Shards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Hydaelyn's scepter you dumbo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fucking 5HEAD mother fucker. How far do they plan it? Holy shit this is the "big event". Dalamud 2.0 incoming bois.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They dont even dare make fate events about fagdaniel towers and lunar primals dalamud wont happen again besides some shit even in the shit uldah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >there will be a red and blue moon in the sky going forward

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is how we get our two moons
        HOW FAR DO THEY PLAN THIS SHIT. HOLY HELL.

        Dalamud chads a

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will take IX theme expansion in a fucking heartbeat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Golbez's plan isn't to invade the Source but rather force a rejoining
      >doesn't do it through normal means like Ascians did
      >Source is left with 2 Moons
      >new calamity happens that frees awakens the world serpent that was mentioned by the flying fish
      >7.0 story begins

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Five millennia ago the planet of Terra attempted to assimilate Gaia to save its weakening crystal. The Fusion was a failure and the planets only partially merged with Terra shifting inside the planet of Gaia.
        >As a result of the failed Fusion, Terra's red moon moved on Gaia's orbit, giving the planet two moons. Each moon radiates the color of its planet's crystal, and as Gaia's crystal radiates blue light, and Terra's crystal radiates red light, the moons acquire their colors.
        Let's fucking go!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember Meteion being spoiled this way. There is a picture of Shotla playing music with a blue bird and nobody mention it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hey WoL, look what I found, I don't think this species of bird is catalogued in any of Sharlayan's ornithology books.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just random fan arr

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's official, SE was selling XIV guitars

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the promotional art for the XIV fender stratocaster guitar. They fucking dropped Meteion in a goddamn commercial a whole expansion before her appearing in the game. It's hilarious.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Japanese loves foreshadowing shit even in anime openings

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://twitter.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1393796151623569410

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody mentioned it, it was used as the promo photo for the fucking Fender collab

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hello
    I love my Shirogane P21
    Best spot in the game, suck it Misties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lavender Beds 41 here, suck me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lavender Beds 41 here, suck me

      I didn't even want an house I just want to chill with other tenants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The apartment building lobbies are pretty comfy. Its a shame nobody is ever there.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe it's been a decade, my XIV character is most certainly the video game character I've controlled the most in my life. I'm getting sick of this game but I still log in once in a while. I don't want my character to stop existing.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My diety is Rhalgr, you wench. MNK for life

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You could've at least told me or G'raha that you're adventuring in the 13th...
    How upset would Alisaie be if she knew I'm also fighting The Twelve alongside G'raha?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She would feel betrayed that the other member of team red left her out and I'm upset I didn't get to say it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I demand it to become a public knowledge just to please ishgardian wolcultists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      G'raha's giant aetherscope thing is backed by the Forum so I imagine one of her parents would let it slip eventually
      the Sharlayans having access to knowledge that'd collapse the realm AGAIN is what gets me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all those photos of wol's first run wipes
        Ah, memories...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the Sharlayans having access to knowledge that'd collapse the realm AGAIN is what gets me
        >"Yeaaaah so we're gonna adopt this isolationalist stance, everything that happens outside our island is not our problem and we're just gonna record it as history going down."
        >"Oh, but we're gonna hoard all the potentially world ending bullshit and not gonna let anyone else in on it even though it concerns everyone."
        Fucking Sharlayans looking more and more like the ancients.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes the point is the sharlayans are hard amaurot larpers
          the huge underground zoo with the artificial sky is their answer to elpis, and sage uses greek skill names for a reason

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It really makes one wonder if Emet ever tried going there for a vacation, he might actually have been like "Huh, this actually does feel like (a slightly more primitive) home." Funny that it was one of the civilizations he didn't actually build.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Goblet: Sand eaters
    >Lavender: Bugs and mold everywhere
    >Empyreum: Snow eaters
    >Shirogane: Kowloon City population density and narrow streets
    Feels good being a Mistchad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget Lavender Beds cucks are wholly at the mercy of the Elementals since Gridania is as a whole is their bitch.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blitzball-bros...... when's OUR time to shine?

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can i get in trouble for floating a wooden deck on top of my house fence?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you won't get in trouble for housing bugs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Housing is broken on purpose. Also I had friends floating fucking flower carpets in the air 10 times making some sort of secret floating islands and nothing ever happened to them

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MFW realizing the guys play girls and the girls play twinks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every single woman ive met plays either lalas of either gender, female Viera, or catboys
      >inb4 "woman"
      all it takes is to join random voice call parties and you will hear a real woman's voice you loners, you have no idea at the amount of bioholes that play mmos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm. Fem middies are also often women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        male viera are mostly women
        can confirm the catboys
        a good chunck of fem viera are dudes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's incredibly easy to set up a voice modulator now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how do you fucking survive if you're so paranoid you assume any female voice is a voice-changer

          even among basement dwellers you've become one with the stone walls and ground-level window

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >forgetting malezen
        There is not a single biologically male malezen player in existence.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          poor little lala

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes there is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "It's over" guy got a nice glowup on bottom right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ayeghheheh

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          malezen and malera are so damn sexy

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Yoshi going to let us have underwater housing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An underwater housing district would be dope as hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no Tempest housing district
      ONE JOB EMET

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People really cooled on Ishgard housing. It was so in demand yet when it happened it seems people didn't like it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I predicted this shit, turns out living in a frozen stone grey shithole isn't actually appealing to most people no matter how hard gays LARP about O MIGHTY FURY.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its because it turned out as a really boring/bland district. Its all grey on grey and the only thing it has going for it is the baths.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to me, it looks weird, it's too flat to convey the vertical construction of Ishgard, and the valley view is just...there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the housing ward is actually fucking ugly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, I made that image.
        Ward I ended up in is just empty as it's a FC ward on a new server. Only the Large plots and 2 mediums are occupied, rest are empty. The private wards look just like I predicted though.
        I'm happy they added the Alpine walls/pillars but now I need to redecorate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Snow land with gray stone everywhere is boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Ishgard pillars/partitions only just came out THIS patch. No one's invested in their house because they can't put walls up without it looking ugly as fuck.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do I stop thinking of having a Xaela steppe wife?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little sun...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will find my Nhaama, she's out there on the steppe. Probably one of those areas I arbitrarily can't cross over to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just fuck Sadu already, you stupid idiot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I still want a sidequest where we try to help Magnai find himself a Nhaama so we set up blind dates for him with old minor npcs (can't use anyone major or people will flip out we're cucking ourselves) and he keeps screwing them up in humorous ways. And meanwhile Sadu follows us and laughs her ass off every time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dorongo would have went well with him if Furious Gorge didn't snatch her up immediately. No one comes back from BRC.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              go roe, you're through

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          starting to think Magni is single only because he never leaves the damn throne unless you ask him too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The idiot could just pick any girl of his tribe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The idiot could just pick any girl of his tribe

            There's a story in the lodestone about how when he came of age he put out a call for every woman in the steppes interested in single oronir chieftain to come to his throne. Then he started inspecting them like how one would inspect a horse and scared them all, so Sadu (who also showed up, saying she wanted to look at what kind of retard could be so bold in asking for suitors) started shittalking him so the girls could run away while he was distracted. That shit probably blew his chances with everyone in the steppes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Then he started inspecting them like how one would inspect a horse
              FEEL THAT WARMTH?
              SHES A KEEPER

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Built for REAL Xaela bulls

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is your moon for tonight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God pls no that cringe will destroy the planet

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >watch Jullus and Magnai have a cockswining contest over this dumb bitch
            That would be glorious

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              We truly live in Hildibrand timeline holy shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She does like buuz

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jullusbros its fucking over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jullusbros its fucking over

              SHIIIIEEET

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find a Xaela stepe wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just wrestle one into marriage

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am building the White House

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'ate Raen
    'ate Xaela
    'ate Steppemorons

    love me cats (Shtola me missus)
    love me Menphina
    love me Halone
    simple as

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a male roe husband for my male roe

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't usually save that many pics, but my goddess folder is growing every day.
    I something wrong with me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope that the fanart surge is making them think about using them in the main story later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with having a lust for the goddess of fertility.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My Nophica count didn't reach even 20 before this patch.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly having my own house I'm finding is really fucking neat. My own space to put all my shit, done the exterior of my place now moving on to the exterior, filling it with mannequins and catgirl stewards that are all standing around my bed.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop lying about my goddess she only has sex with me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's so fucking cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She really is. It's a shame that she probably won't stick around.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    armor classes are a pointless division and the game would only improve by removing them

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Nymeia the Spinner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha wouldn't it be funny if she tongue kissed you while in giant form?

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fufufufu, do you see something you fancy, my child?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any mod where she is naked and white like the end of evangelion?

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to massage all the female 12's feet haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the size

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine how chilly her feet must be~

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They'll be nice and warm when I've finished with them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >be the most kissy and cuddly goddess
          >element is col
          ????

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Warming her up is the fun part!

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I maintain hope there will be a Chemist job since Brayflox in the EW melee dps questline toses Potions as an AoE heal

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are they scheming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The liberation of Ala Mhigo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So then you had to...?
      >Yes.
      >And you did it to all of them...?
      >Yeah.
      >And you had to do it in...?
      >Ayup.
      >And they were all just ok with...?
      >Absolutely.
      >And all of it just to make a sword shine?
      >Yeah, stupidest thing in my life, the elf also said so.

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