FFXIV 6.3

>Golbez is about to Zodiark Trance upon us

IT'S HAPPENING

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't ask you fucking gay

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When did this game become a comedy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When Maehiro left to work on ff16

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck it hurts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always has been

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the steady increase in food-related stuff? Cookies, burgers, now meat buns - the animation is 50x better than anything else in the game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's an animation flex by the devs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah? Well I'd prefer them to flex on the fucking character models next time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We already know the graphics update is coming in 7.0, they spent an entire live letter on it a year ago.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hopefully they add a few more pixels to at LEAST the scion's outfits
              holy shit if you're going to do closeups at least make sure they look good

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When did this game become a comedy?

        Kek taking this bun apart was unironically the best animation I've ever seen in this game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats where all the budget went

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hilidbrand

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that there are no valid criticisms against this patch. Barry and his discord are using Ganker passes to try and gaslight you into hating the game with their concern trolling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is just yelling at each other that the patch is either great or shit when it's just mid like any other post-expansion patch barring the previous x.3 patches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True, 24 man was a great time to get a nap in. Thanks Yoshi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Reminder that there are no valid criticisms
      This has to he a falseflag right? No one is blatantly saying to act like a cult right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Show your Ganker pass Barry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too low effort, no one is going to fall for this one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KYS bootlicker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show your Ganker pass Barry

      >a month
      2 weeks != month, barry

      Who in the holy hell is this Barry you people keep talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some schizo who really, really hates FF XIV for some reason. Not really sure what that reason is, only that it's related to FF XV. FF XIV cultists use him as a scapegoat for every negative comment against the game. Then again, he actually exists and he tends to make pretty insane accusations, so it's an easy target.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this fag is literally camping this thread ready to defend his favorite corporation, isnt it? holy kek

      [...]
      [...]
      Concern trolls fuck off if you were a proper fan of this game you would just be thankful you got a fucking patch at all.

      Fuck off back to plebbit if you have nothing nice to say about the game

      Show your Ganker pass Barry

      K keep us posted

      a literal live söyjak

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a literal live söyjak
        Ironic coming from you Barry, you're just here to talk shit about a great game because you're jealous of it. Well we're not going to stand for it. We stand behind BASED Yoshi-P here and your gaslighting bad faith behavior won't work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this cant be a real person. this has to be some falseflagging gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show your Ganker pass Barry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHERE'S MUH SISTER *batman voice*
      >MUH DEBT
      >MUH PACT
      >MUH CONTRACT
      >*tips fedora*
      >MUH FIRE IN MY CHEST

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH BREAD
        >MUH SOUL

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez will find a source of light, become paladin Golbez and we will have to finally go Zodiark trance to stop him. Trust the plan, 2 more patches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Paladins become the villain in their own expansion and the endgame is to kill them
      As if it could get worse for them

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll Zodiark Trance him harder

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *starts crying randomly*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *touches scar*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *tips hat*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *tips hat*

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wow this game is doing really well and making good sales
    >*pulls away core dev members and budget to work on another completely different game*
    what the fuck is wrong with square enix?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix has always been retarded, just wait til they implement their NFT projects into XIV in 7.0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The life cycle of SE and Squaresoft before it is to make terrible decisions and gind themselves to near bankruptcy and then get saved by a miracle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matsuda is a hack who believes in NFT games, there is no hope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just another example of FF14 doing its best to try and save the rest of the company. When you have only 2 dev groups competent enough to make good games, this is what always happens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix has always been retarded, just wait til they implement their NFT projects into XIV in 7.0

      Just another example of FF14 doing its best to try and save the rest of the company. When you have only 2 dev groups competent enough to make good games, this is what always happens

      Concern trolls fuck off if you were a proper fan of this game you would just be thankful you got a fucking patch at all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off. Am I supposed to be thankful for updates in a game with a paid subscription? It's their job. have a nice day, bootlicker.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That guy is obviously falseflagging

          but maybe you are also falseflagging, it's hard to tell these days

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What am I allegedly false flagging for? It is their fucking job to update the game or I'll stop paying the monthly sub.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck off back to plebbit if you have nothing nice to say about the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically no u. Leddit is full of trannies circlejerking this game. I will praise it when it will deserve it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope... I'm sorry anon. He's right. I don't want it either but they are literally doubling down publicly on NFTs even now. FF remake part two has at least of 50% chance of NFT mechanics.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're based
      we don't care about MMOfag secondaries, give us more mainline FFs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god juan fantasia (forma de FFXVI) is so hot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          will he zodiark trance?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's already Odin trancing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they are done with the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They did the same with most of the XI team to work on FFXIV, you think this shit is new? lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      something something Xenogears something something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ff16 devs left after 3.3. It's been a long fucking time.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There wasn't a midway cutscene where Menphina gets on a stage with a mic and literally goes full J-pop on us singing her own theme song as we fight Dalamud and her singing literally does dmg to us as we have to literally dodge her magical falling musical notes.

    Unbelievably wasted potential

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just KNOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexican post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coldsteel level of fanfic cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go play x-2 you retarded moron gay.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for the void people, why not just let them go ahead with their plan? So what if everyone on the source dies, they will just be reborn as a new life again. Those of the void don't have that luxury

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone deserves a second chance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just let them come on over in a singlefile line into a diamond wire clothesline.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King Thordan would be depicted as a visionary who led their ancestors to Coerthas in search of the "Promised Land," with Nidhogg setting upon them as they attempted to build the Steps of Faith.

    Kingdom of light? Promised land? Dragons? Reminder that Golbez is the the shard of King Thordan the first

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zodiark Trance will literally be canon soon

    HOLY KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please someone explain zodiark trance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Google it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the picture you just quoted is literally the explanation

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The post you replied to is the explanation. A Mexican thought EW's story was stupid so he made a fanfiction comment of what he thinks the ending should have been: WoL regaining Azem's memories and killing Hydaelyn to avenge his people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't really fault him EW kind of sucked, it is pretty funny though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DONT ACT LIKE IM YOUR FRIEND

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >please someone explain zodiark trance

        Whole comic got reposted here after being taken down from r/ffxiv

        https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/x11a6x/why_is_the_shitposting_community_sleeping_on/

        >Ascian fanboy with his own Ascian faboy discord writes a cringe comic where WOL denounces Hydaelyn and stans for Emet, Lahabread and co
        >Is even wearing Ascian robes
        >Literally has an autistic meltie on Hydaelyn over the sundering
        >Hydeayln acts cartoonishly evil to him in response, they fight and WOL goes full edgelord and kills her

        The end. The guy got mocked so ruthlessly the mods of r/ffxiv deleted it lmao. Then people starting making meme edits to it and he and his discord zodiark trance circle started seething and accusing people of "plagiarizing" him for making meme edits of his comic involving characters who he does not even own.

        Yes I'm serious

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish Hydaelyn called us petulant children instead of my dear children in the actual game, would be hotter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From the look the end, she kills him instead

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot to mention he and his entourage decided to try and "raid" Ganker (And failed spectacularly of course) because Ganker also made fun of ESL ascianfag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn’t Zodiark trance just be turning a platform 90 degrees?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute cringekino, people should make more stuff like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's what Zero will do to turn into Zeromus. The whole "what is a friend" plot bullshit is just build up to the iconic "SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE MY FRIEND" line drop when she transforms.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you Anon...

        For making me explain Zodiark Trance to a mass murderer.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not open a void portal and put some kind of death machinery right next to it, so that when the void people enter they immediately die and get put to rest in the source?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then some shit like Cloud of Darkness comes out and sucks in your machine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then we will just need a bigger machine. ironworks can do it. maybe some sort of chamber, and some kind of gas? about 6 million voidlings should fit in at once

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Might as well ask Steph

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You want six million voidsent incinerated HOW FAST?!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why dont they just break off half of the first and half of the thirteenth and then swap them, restoring balance to both?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MCH SISTERS WE WON

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain the origin of the Zodiark Trance meme?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm unironically hoping for Zodiark trance at this point

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh didnt we use tenzen's sword as rocket fuel? what the fuck? why do they have it again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure we just used the aether from it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that even at FF16 comes out Yoshi will still working on DLC updates and such. The launch of 16 is just the beginning of 14s spiral down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They said they have no plans for 16 DLC + Takai said he's coming back to 14 soon so I doubt there will ever be any substantial 16 DLC in fact I doubt they are even working on a PC port

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >in fact I doubt they are even working on a PC port
        16 will definitely come to PC, considering its exclusivity is only a 6 month deal instead of a whole year like FF7R was. Also Yoshi would be a fucking retard to abandon the base he's build up form PC XIV. I'd like to think he helped convince Square to only do a 6 month exclusive period.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every. FF is on PC. It's coming

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in fact I doubt they are even working on a PC port
          16 will definitely come to PC, considering its exclusivity is only a 6 month deal instead of a whole year like FF7R was. Also Yoshi would be a fucking retard to abandon the base he's build up form PC XIV. I'd like to think he helped convince Square to only do a 6 month exclusive period.

          Sure it's coming, I'm just saying it's gonna take like 2 years and it will be a shitty port

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cagnazzo's EN voice
    Man what the fuck come on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing with EN dub still
      You had over 1k hours to get a good taste.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that you have to pay a monthly subscription after purchasing the game?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah? How old r u?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't talk about the current patch on /xivg/
    Wow sad really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /xivg/ is a loony chud containment zone. Ganker is where you go to talk about the game.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how's the pld revamp?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do your magic phase in reverse (Confiteor combo and hardcast Holy Spirit until FoF is done) and recover MP with Atonement. Dump OGCDs and Goring Blade in FoF

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait really? That’s kind of dumb don’t you want to use fof in your magic phase now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, now to wait until TOP.
    I wish they released the weapons at the same time as the rest so I could see if the 2+ months of nerve-wracking prog are gonna be worth it.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez just wants to give the denizens of the Thirteenth the freedom to die if they so wish. However to do so he would need to cause the Thirteenth to rejoin, which would cause a calamity on The Source. A calamity I assume would take the form of voidgates opening all across Etheirys. Which would give the WoL a reason to go to the New World since we don't have anyone to take care of the flood of voidsent like we do everywhere else (Tiamat can take care of Meracydia herself)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop deadnaming the planet, bigot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wants to literally invade, kill off the Sources inhabitants, then make the Source their new home, wherein they can be mortal again and die if they desire to. He's trying to take over our world for his people. I don't think that requires a full rejoining though.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Llymlaen bros... are we gonna make it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE STAY HOLDIN THE LINE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they used the same theme for Halone
      I'M STILL SO FUCKING MAD

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Halone had an entire expansion

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not enough.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eat shit, Heavenshitter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The full version is kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck. You're telling me this ISN'T fucking eScape?
      Compare 0:25 and 0:49 to

      0:25 and 0:51.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait sorry I am so tired I'm using shots of hot sauce to stay awake
        for the second eScape bit I meant 1:47

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth coming back to the game yet if I stopped after I finished Endwalker?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on what you play FF14 for
        MSQ? Don't bother coming back until 6.5
        Raids? Ultimate is coming in 2 weeks

        Shit, I don't know what other multi player to play then until 6.5, because I'm getting frustrated and tired of Dead by Daylight when all I want to do is play casually?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you play FF14 for
      MSQ? Don't bother coming back until 6.5
      Raids? Ultimate is coming in 2 weeks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guy hasnt played in over a year
        >thinking he will do the latest ult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably won't take you a month to catch up with current stuff

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zero is kinda cringe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no u

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kinda

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true. i love my autistic wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zero have I told about an official pact between man and woman sanctioned by the state?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what this is, nor do I care. I am glad I finished Endwalker but it felt like a total fucking chore just to get to that point. It was a time sink and a bit of it was pretty fun but, nope not coming back.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=222

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      owo what's this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        New craftable gatherer set

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          owo what's this

          Crafter version. Both are dyeable and /visor moves the goggles up and down. /visor also removes the lower mask part of the Gatherer helmet.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its another take control of an npc while spamming a single button
    holy kino

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trance
    Tranc
    Trans?
    FFXIV will add their first Trans character? #decoded

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mitron is already in the game.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those soldiers in the flashback didnt rape zero after beating her
    really takes you out of the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's really flat so they thought she was a boy

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think people are being way too negative about this patch. We knew we weren't supposed to get the typical x.3 when we're only two patches into a new story arc rather than continuing Endwalker. The character moments surrounding Zero (especially with Jullus!) were very endearing, but I suppose most people need constant adrenaline to care.

    Also I really don't get in what world Euphrosyne's so easy or bad or boring. The final boss was a tiny bit of a let down and indeed easy, and I would've rather had Halone or Nophica in her place (if only to have Gridania's or Ishgard's parallel to In the Balance), but their two fights were nevertheless very fun and cool. I guess they're easy if you're a hardcore raider or something, but not everything can cater to that level of difficulty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The character moments surrounding Zero were very endearing
      Every time Zero opened her mouth I almost died of cringe. Holy shit I just want to strangle her. This chuuni trope could not be more played out, and they're doing it exactly by the book.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dungeon gear is just void ark stuff
    >AGAIN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >STILL not dyable

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people still gush over the disney thalnadl song
    It's SO shit. And I love 99% of the music in this game.
    They also overused the hootenanny one in the most recent one, should've just been for Matron.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can they just remove this feature till it's fixed? I've tried all kinds of different shit to get it working and it only ever shows the default portrait for me in duties.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop taking your helmet off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried helmet on and off and visor up and down. All four different combinations. Nothing fucking works.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Keep it on, refresh glam plate, save gear, save portrait.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reassign your gearset if you have ! near it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      press the update gear button so that your gear slot reflects your current equipment and glamour.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I applied my glamour plate, then clicked the gear update button on my character page, then opened my plate and clicked "reflect gear changes." Still doesn't work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you did all that click the edit button on the appropriate gear set's portrait and then click save. If the yellow warning sign is gone it will work

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, turns out I'm 'tarded
            I didn't know there was a right click option to set portrait per gear set; I figured it just used whatever you set on your plate.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very disappointing patch and my expectations were already low after I learned my lesson from the Island sanctuary

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this seals it, the 4 fiends are going to be an ultimate in 8.0?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker patches have to be the blunder of the century, they were riding so much hype leading into EW and after the initial MSQ only to throw it all away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its what happens when money and core development is suddenly pulled away from the game for another project or NFT garbage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not getting rid of the scions, whether it be by killing them or simply have them retire to background roles, was a huge mistake

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that sailor outfit in the game files
    >there's a schoolboy hat as well
    >know for a fact its gonna be a cash shop item
    weeb bros.........

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have to pay money to do a Yamato cosplay

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I JUST HAD A MASSIVE THOUGHT GUYS

    Ok so remember the Void Ark (which still has hundreds of Void sent still trapped inside)?

    What if we end up going back to the Void Ark, releasing the voidsent, and using the Void Ark (which has been established to have the power to rip open gates to the void AND it's a giant flying ship) to get to the 13ths moon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder how this looks without 156165 layers of filter over it

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its 2023, the game makes more money than ever, and they STILL cant fully voice act patches?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xvi development, please understand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about money it's about time and what their dev cycle looks like. If you're willing for patches to take 2-3 months longer to release I'm sure they could be fully voiced.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they literally already delayed all patches a month. what exactly is the extra month being used for then?? fuck off square shill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >a month
          2 weeks != month, barry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes script revisions easier and cutscenes cheaper.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alright which bro spilled the beans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Pashtarot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watcher on the moon

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scarimiglione and Barbarrcia are still imprisoned in crystal

    So are we just leaving them that way or are they gonna end up being released and help us in some way against Golbez? I mean we DID keep Barby's soul crystal on us. What have we even been doing with it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro..play ff4,,

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cagnazzo and Rubicante died, there's no team up fight coming.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t voidsent go back to the 13 when they are “killed” ? That’s why we keep fighting diabolos and killed that retard 3 times already.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The point of them trying to get to the Source is that they can permanently die and join the Lifestream there. Diabolos was never killed, just beaten up. The nullstone just sent him back.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ROUND 4(?) bro

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You sure about that?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, they spent about half this patch repeating that point.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You sure about that?
                Did you even play the new MSQ?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ROUND 4(?) bro

              >Diabolos somehow gets merged with Zenos, and their round counters too
              We're hitting rematch numbers that shouldn't be possible

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ZENOS AND DIABOLOS LINKED UP
                NEED I OR KEEP IT??

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zenos RIDING Diablos

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zenos needs a new avatar
                Diabolos wants go get back on top of the food chain
                do it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And both are riding the DOOR which is also a mount.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think its
            >if a voidsent gets summoned into a vessel, death just dumps them back on the thirteenth
            >if they physically cross over then they can die for good

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah so they are dead dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We still haven't fought Scarimiglione's gigabro form, they're coming back for another round before it's over.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought so too, but Cag died on the Source, so he's dead-dead, no?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funnier than all of hildibrand

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's up there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking lost it at let him speak, best girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Tenzen fucked a bird?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "allegedly"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I myself have fucked multiple birds.
        >Garuda
        >Siren
        >Meteion

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Helping people... ? Isn't that... cringe?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *it was cloudy on the day i was born*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kuudere is god tier and if you don't agree you are GAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oof

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love her but her face is a little too perfect. Korean plastic surgery shaved jaw and way too wide painted on eyebrows.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I WANT HER TO SQUEEZE MY BALLS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero's hat tip was the clenched fist of this patch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        remind me to run a hat tip counter for the next patch

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hat tip is going to be a new emote, I just know it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there rumors of a new job any time soon? The complete lack of customization or meaningful changes for jobs bored me out of my subscription six months ago.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, fuck off back to WoW.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Customization is ubiquitous in the genre and even the predecessor for FFXIV, but nice self report newfag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off back to WoW.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a rumor. Expansions always come with new job(s)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think the new jobs will be any different?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This still gives me headaches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just reverse the arrows and it works

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You stand near any of the nearby ones and will be safe, it's really forgiving

        Does it work for Ex?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too I'm a brainlet. I just hope to god someone understands it and follow them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You stand near any of the nearby ones and will be safe, it's really forgiving

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE DO YOU GET THE FUNDOSHI

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tataru's quest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tataru? Skipping cutscenes

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did they actually hire hyadain

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's too much stuff on the screen.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would be cool if the gameplay wasn't dogshit

    >boss does jazz hands
    >arena cleave

    >boss covers the screen in orange, then you must dodge the orange attack to not die instantly

    >you get a tiny tiny debuff icon with an 8 second timer
    >you MUST find the other person with the matching debuff in order to not explode violently killing everyone on the continent
    >no you do not have time to cursor over the debuff to see what it says

    10/10 game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally (you)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple in theory, but try the OS raids on Savage then kys, gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your clears.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure all that stuff is slow showed to you if you played the game plus if you do die just retry the stuff.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10/10 game

      Correct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normally see people bitch about easy the game is
      >go to Ganker
      >see people bitch about how too hard this theme park mmo is
      truly no one plays games here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where did anyone say it was "too hard"?
        It's not hard, it's just boring as shit, and unintuitive.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked msq

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought everything except the MSQ was pretty alright this patch, the MSQ sucked donkey dick

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://viewsync.net/watch?v=cQJAIBKZWB4&t=40&v=AcjclS3M0pQ&t=73.35&mode=solo
    Is Soken out of ideas?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soken is busy working on 16

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You unlocking Reaper gets more mention in two post-content patches in the MSQ than both Paladin and Dark Knight do in their respective expansions, with Paladin especially because upstaged by multiple NPCs
    Fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not picking up RPR right after Zenos changed his swords to a scythe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf was that about anyway
      they mention Drusilla in the dungeon anyway

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        might have something to do with drusila's grandfather trying to kill solus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At this point WoL gives people more mysterious smiles than stoic nods. Worry.jpg

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drusilla and the Garlean mafia are in hiding. You can't just reveal them to an officer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you being a pld be relevant in this storyline

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EW is just painfully boring and predictable so far

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K keep us posted

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the actual gear looks shit
    >they're putting more effort into slut glams and clown gear
    what the fuck man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible taste

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ROBE
        >ROBE
        >ROBE WITH A LITTLE BIT OF THE ROBE CUT OUT
        >ALSO ROBE
        have a nice day

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >frog poster has shit tastes
          Not surprised

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kys

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they're mentally ill think yoshi p cant do no wrong dont waste your time

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://ffxivcollect.com/mounts/313
    LMAO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're creatively bankrupt

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every fight after DSR will never compare
    >the MSQ after 6.0 is garbage
    Dead game.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barry's malding and chuding out ITT

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RELEASE WHEN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Summer event

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moonflair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a monk only glamour set
      Use this with any other job and you're gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dye it pink and use it as a BRD
        Dye it black and use it as a WAR
        Dye it yellow and use it as NIN

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yshtola should be browner so cum would look better juxtaposed on her dark skin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >off model coomer model
      kys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        suck my cock roastie

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          show them uncovered pussy or stop posting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Y'shtola needs to fucking rescue me from this cringe ass shard we've been dealing with and pick a better target next time for our date.
      Hopefully somewhere water aspected so it has beaches instead of demons.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you guys like the new craftable glam that's like the 1 millionth vest/hat/pants combination??

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought we were past the whole peasant look by now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish the skirt was shorter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right one looks like he has a massa

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That character's expression sums up the outfit too well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      island sanctuary and tataru outfits are better

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk... the flower tattoo just ruins it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ps3 tier textures on the tattoo
          i thought ps3 era was over...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but now it's the PS4/5 Era.
            Yoshi-p believes that graphical fidelity comes last over everything else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can pretend it's just bodypaint 😀

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah it doesn't blend well with your tramp stamp

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wish there was a no tattoo option...

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >getting a tattoo over the top of your nasty skin lesions
            lmao malera

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need to pay ME 1m gil to war that crap

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4 million MGP
    >Doesn't even play the theme music
    Just kill me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop complaining. your farm was worth it, say thank you yoship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker begs for years for stuff to spend more MGP on
      >they finally give you something
      >complain that they didn't wipe your ass for you when you buy it
      You should be thankful they gave you more free content but you're here crying like an incel instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >free content
        take this part out and it might be good bait

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The subscription is what you pay for the privilege of accessing the game. They're not obligated to give you any fucking thing else.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mindbroken cultist

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Barry what game are you going to shill now that Dragqueenflight and Flopspoken are complete duds?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Seethe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prease understando.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    8.0bros will BLU get Warm Glow in 7.5?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an you guys fuck off to WoW is you want to be endlessly trapped in a maze?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barry's mindbroken again!

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know what, I actually enjoyed having Alphinaud around

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we know, estinien

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mansplains to a dragon
        damn

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they do this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fun?

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's joever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is that!?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lesbians on their honeymoon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Magnai got Legend of Korra'd

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Nophica was real

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why has no one posted her ass yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >xiv
        >ass
        ff14 is boob lovers game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But if she was real she would never let us have sex with her 🙁

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never say never

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      irl she would probably have bigger tits

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN MUN-TUY!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OPEN CUN-NUY!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw there were actually people who didn't shout it loud and proud

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, when's next patch? There's the ultimate in 2 weeks, then what?

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its another msq section that has you run back and forth through the dungeon
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK THIS SHIT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you can use mounts there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gameplay padding of the laziest sort.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk. Why does every patch bring up "zenos loved you so much wol" stuff if he's dead at the moment? What's the endgame? It's also hitting bullshit levels with Zero's statement that she doesn't want to talk about him yet mentions him on a regular basis, but that's not the point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they need more time to pad out their plans for him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because he WILL come back and he wont rest until (You) are his lawfully wedded husband or wife, as many times as it takes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can that motherfucker send his confessions not from his grave?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zero went from 10,000 years of feeling basically nothing to being force fed a very weird interpretation of what friendship is. It's not surprising she's really hung up on that. It's not leading towards Zenos coming back, he's just being used as a jumping platform for Zero's own development.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat Althyk and Nymeia in less than 5 minutes
    No one's ever going to see their enrage again, are they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant have the content be too engaging now can we 🙂 if players fall asleep at their pc playing the game maybe they will forget to cancel their sub!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw it...They just wouldn't stop dying.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just play a week a day or two after raid launch, that's when all the shitters start playing, and those who know what they're doing have had their fill

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing of the new stuff is challenging as usual, it's all tuned so bioholes can have a fair chance at clearing it.

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breh this shit is so safe compared to 5.3. What went wrong?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      casuals and WoWfags unironically

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >been telling people since 6.0 that the MSQ was a rushed mess that ended in the shittiest way possible and its only been getting worst
    >naysayers finally getting btfo after 6.3
    Feelsgood to be vindicated. Shit left such a bad taste I unsubbed for the first time out of pure disappointment.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, stay gone.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, althyk got to groom THIS?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine that outfit but the purple part of the shorts cut out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God she looks like a blowjob queen.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's fucking Manah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nophicanons eating good
        Halone as expected
        Nymeia surprisingly hot and erotic and like D3 Zero but with the 2B cut and also gets to steal the Lover's seduction gimmick
        Menphina is a weirdo that fucks dogs
        Menphina bros why did we lose so hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you read between the lines, the chart is BS and nobody in the Twelve seems to be related or in a relationship at all

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ill be honest i give no fucks about the dragon and his sister, just give me more Zero and have the final trial be the WoL impregnating her.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You speak a fantasy. A final fantasy.
    >No, I speak of the fourteen.
    I CLAPPED

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we're back in the dogshit 3.x patch era but now with wowgay refugees
    hooray

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your welcome dood!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Asmongold had never come to XIV..

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was our sundering. There was an effective filter for everyone who played our game, but since everyone are goycattle and follow ecelebs blindly they managed to slog through the MSQ or buy a boost which most people did buy a boost skip because that item was in the top-selling spot when you were ostracized for playing WoW.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish Asmongold had never come to XIV..

        He comes in, brings all the cancer and just fucks back to his game again
        Kinda sorta based

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zero's mom name is Cecil(ia), you will clap and you will like it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually more convinced that's her name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cecile is already a woman's name

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that battle theme in euphrosyne

    Holy fuck I love Irish bar fight music so much bros. God I love this game. God I love vidya.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love this whole alliance raid
      I hope the next tier won't disappoint

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just have more fun as BRD.
    Not watching my buttons the whole time. Stealing LB's. Esunaing since healers don't. Pelotoning. Jobbing.

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is patch day and yet.. I feel nothing. I think I'm finally free bros.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we get more patches like this I think I may end up joining you bro..only able to get excited since me and my bf play the game together :3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If we get more patches like this I think I may end up joining you bro..only able to get excited since me and my bf play the game together :3

      Don't come back.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does nophica have heart pupils?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      time to breed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you must plant the seed.. for the harvest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Womb tattoo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LET GROW YOUR SEED INSIDE HER SEEDBED

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe anyone thought that boring ass raid was fun. Sure I might use GPT-3 to make some Nophica porn but the raid sucked.

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woke up a few hours ago.
    >Done everything
    Already abismally bored.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >grindable content isnt until like a month out

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These new armors feel like a retread of concept from the past, the centurion armors you can get in pvp look about the same, and the allagan black armors for pvp are literally a recolor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feel like a retread of concept from the past
      I hope you're not just figuring this out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's getting TOO samey.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >head is just a hair piece once again.
      fuck this lazy jap cunt Yoshi.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry bro
      6.4 and 6.5 will be worse since they'll be too busy finalizing FF16 AND working on 7.0 please look forward to another void ark recolor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The series reward set looks swag so I'm glad with that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We'll never get Halone, Rhalgr, Azeyma or Nymeia's armors

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have your pvp sets, stop being so gosh darn entitled

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We never get the actual boss gear.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna see what they do with Oschon's design

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy fuck this is trash.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh boy oh boy, reused PvP shit

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thought everyone was memeing/doomposting about the game going on maint mode after EW
    >turns out they were right
    fuck. well its been a fun 10 years vros...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >10 years
      13

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did primal just blow up?

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The WoWfugee crying is intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why contain it?

      S'cool.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ryne was the peak of character design

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          emphasis on "was"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uncropped version NOW

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why contain it?

          S'cool.

          Ryne's face looks like she has some kind of medical condition like fetal alcohol syndrome or something disgustingly clinical

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dr. Anon, MD strikes again.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              salsa verde

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here's your meol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how come garleans are just hyurs with dots now?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cid's always been one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They have been? They were Ivalicians who were just literally hyurs.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they were tall buff ultrachads, who attacked us with endless waves of conscript slaves of lesser races. now they're just.. this.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they were tall buff ultrachads
                cid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No? There where two buff retarded Roes, Zenos and his father, the rest was always just regular guys in Schutz Staffel gear or retarded masks.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what about all those defectors? weren't they also super tall?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              to be fair there's for some reason a difference between lanklets like Gaius and normalsized ones like Cid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You mean with "now" since like 1.0?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they were tall buff ultrachads, who attacked us with endless waves of conscript slaves of lesser races. now they're just.. this.

            Only the royal family were tall ultrachads and that's because Emet-Selch got his unsundered seed in there. Everyone else were always losers that got bullied off their native land.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >finally get more Garlean stuff
              >it's about the time before they were cool
              t-thanks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which posts are you decrying as "wowfugee" exactly?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be kinda excited for the portraits being used in almost anything from now on
    >Ready for the memes and being able to tell the autists, carebears and clueless apart from the get go
    >Pictures for ants appear in the corner for half a second, making it impossible to look at more than one portrait, which probably is your own because you recognize it the fastest
    T-thanks? Why even have that shit in the first place then.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is Daichi Hiroi, say something nice about his latest patch and soon to flop 7.0 expansion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please...bring back the cute fujo...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry, she's overseeing 7.0, she's just not the main writer this time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she wanted to write small stories again. she did the omicron beast tribe

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to eat that fucking bun in the cutscene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no kidding
      tomorrow I'll look up some recipes

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no sarashi to go with it because yoshi only care about male characters

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The instant portrait is the buggiest shit they have ever implemented with so many constraints it's unreal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all because they were too afraid of a lewd portrait

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vrtra screams his heart out when Azdaja's eye appears
    >Meanwhile Hraesvelgr and Tiamat do fuck all
    Would've been nice for those two at least to have a small cutscene just watching in the sky or something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously have to wonder if those two really have zero interest at all. Like ok yeah Vrtra was the one closest to her, but surely the others care too? I know Hraes said not to bother him again, but I'm pretty fucking sure he'd actually take interest in something that actually concerns rescuing his sister.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rework PLD
    >Shield Bash still in
    >Cover still in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shield bash is retarded but cover is neat. It's just a tankswap button that one person handles all by them selves and makes sure the boss doesn't wiggle.

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FIX XIV ALEX ALREADY REEEEE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play without it shitter baby or stop crying

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Will never eat ffxiv universe apples
    >Will never eat ffxiv universe dumplings
    >Will never drink milk straight from Nophica's fat tits

    Meteion was right, these last few patches have proven that existence is pointless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember what they took from you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DUMPLING TIME

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No joke, this scene made me order bao for dinner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It made me crave some pork buns

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do know they have an FF14 cook book?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay but you can't get fucking coerthan apples anywhere irl

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so will 5.5 be the kino patch for EW?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a depressing thought.
      Unless you typo'd and meant 6.5 in which case hopefully. I know they said 6.3 wasn't gonna be the cool climax to the story the patches usually are but that doesn't mean it has to be straight up boring. If Zero tips her hat one more time I'm gonna fall asleep.

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get back to my island
    >need to get 42K experience from fucking doing workshop
    >or spending upwards of 4 hours collecting shit at the top of the mountain
    Who the FUCK do I shoot because of this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >or spending upwards of 4 hours collecting shit at the top of the mountain
      Don't give me bad ideas anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already halfway there and my chair has never been more uncomfortable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me wonder if they even considered how their experience requirements would feel when you've already done everything that actually gives decent experience.

      Who am I kidding they probably did because Yoshida is asshurt everyone got through island shit so fast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like they legitimately did this just to progress halt people like myself who would otherwise be autistic enough to spend their time gathering shit for hours as a "Try and do it now, fucker" moment.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they definitely did it as a "fuck you" do all the early rank 10s

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well he can sleep tight, since I wont bother aside from looting my animals once a day and setting up the workshop on mondays for the rest of the week.
        I don't even know what to look forward to, so fuck it, I have other things to do.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MIDDIE SEX

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come people play classes that don't have a shotgun?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually, have they been mentioned in the cook book?

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else facing lag?, my mudra won't come out correctly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah my second chinese button wont cast sometimes, try going slower

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S OVER

    https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/476397-Review-of-6.3-Story-Content

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously don't get how anyone blames Y'shtola for this MSQ being bad when she was literally the one (with Estinien) that added the fun part and it all went to shit once they sidelined her again. It's these fucking garbage ass side characters that are insanely boring.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zero is god awful and I'm legitimately confused why a large part of the community worships her already.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >YEAH EDGY GOTH MOMMY!!!!!
          That's it.
          I actually even find her hot myself but fuck dragging arround another stupid retard that needs to told how to behave as a human bean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she's fucking chuuni, I love it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's all of them really.
          >Oh yeah, there goes Vrtra again crying about his sister.
          >Oh yeah, there goes Zero again tipping her hat and getting confused by basic social concepts.
          >Oh yeah, there goes Jullus again bonding with strangers over a hot meal.
          They're all one trick ponies.
          Also I gotta question how Zero is so ignorant of concepts like friendship or at least comradeship when that's still a concept that prevails in the Thirteenth enough that she had those two voidsent that were friends and kept each other alive and one even trusted the other to eat him to escape from Barbariccia.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zero's thing is
            >why do people do things?
            >I haven't been paying attention
            She spent the entire last patch explaining the mechanics of living as a voidsent and yet she's utterly bamboozled when she goes to an alternate world she KNEW existed and had seen before (as an avatar) and that the people who live there behave differently to her. Wtf

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Her writing is retarded but being a Stand bound to Zenos surely is not the best way to learn about social norms.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think Zenos took her into town to socialze

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I really can't stand any of them. Well Jullus is tolerable but Vrtra constantly moaning about his sister and Zero being an autistic retard is too much for me. At least she got SOME development in this patch but still not enough considering I feel her time is short.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I feel her time is short
              >implying she isn't the newest addition to the Scions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel her time is short.
                >not realizing she's going to be the newest member of the Scions

                Please no...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BRO? They literally do NOT kill off characters anymore. Zero will 100% be joining the scions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they do, just not long time characters. What they do now is just introduce characters who they blatantly plan to kill off from the start.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BRO? They literally do NOT kill off characters anymore. Zero will 100% be joining the scions

                I thought they said they're done adding characters to the Scions and the group we have now is it. That doesn't rule out Zero becoming a really important secondary character though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Scions are in sore need of a female member

                Lyse left
                Ryne left
                Krile is irrelevant
                Gay cat joined
                Estinien joined

                it's a sausage fest

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Krile is becoming relevant in 7.0

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you rike?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a sausage fest
                And it's a good thing. Women bring drama, and fuck that kind of drama.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I feel her time is short.
              >not realizing she's going to be the newest member of the Scions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wew

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >an anon said earlier that barry would scour the internet for any negative views on the patch then rush here was correct

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why can they not just animate the legs seperately? This looks so bad it's hard to even put into words

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does she do it

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nymeia is cute

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there new island mounts? I'm not enough of a madlad to grind out levels 10xp at a time again

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When's 6.35 presumed to be again? A couple weeks or a couple months?

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw there are actually people out there who think Oschon is the opo-opo, and not Deryk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WoL is Oschon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw my WoL has a similar if not exactly the same face, and eye color as Deryk
        Shit's uncanny

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          time to go for the dicky, anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But i already grew out of the teen elf dicky, and like tiddies now

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              jailbait it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok but what is his deal? is he supposed to be the opposite to us in terms of a traveler?
      where we create bonds everywhere we go, he remains in his solitude (out of fear of losing people)?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he remains in his solitude (out of fear of losing people)
        Oschon is defined by his solitude as a wanderer according to his epigraph

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if he's both at the same time?

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the 12 are just Dynamis based primals, yeah?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Entelechies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the fuck did you just call me??

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, Tataru

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've a macro I use that auto targets the nearest interactable point and runs my ass over there. Is there any other part of a macro I can use that will auto-pick shit up, too? Or do I need to use an actual macro/bot program for that? I'd ideally just like to leave this shit running

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two pantheons of gods are now fursuiters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah that was fun timing

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sus

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the story building up to the 7.0 stuff or is this story line gonna end in 6.5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT builds up for the next expansion, Just like 2.1-2.55 built up for Heavensward.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They actually added a somewhat masculine, short hairstyle to these guys. I'm semi-tempted to Fantasia now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow
      I have never laughed out loud to a single joke in this game but I did laugh out loud looking at that goofy fucking goatee. Thank you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I know chud, you want all Viera men to be fags. Fuck off.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah, I know chud, you want all Viera men to be fags. Fuck off.
          Pfftahahaha holy shit. I'M the chud? You're the one playing a male character that looks like a FtM version of every female they have. Look at you. How's that chest binding holding up? Your bunny titties aren't going to pop that thing open are they? You play this effeminate ass looking man and then try to act like you're the manliest thing walking. You goofy mother fucker.

          You'd honestly appear more masculine playing a fucking femroe. At least they have a god damn jawline. Fuck, playing a male LALALFEL would make you more manly. At least their facial hair doesn't look so forced. In fact let's take it a step further. Playing a female lalafel in a big frilly pink dress would be more manly than playing this theatre troop ass looking chudsylvanian Count.
          Your goatee is fucking silly. Not only does it look gay as fuck, it doesn't even look natural on his face. Like he's a teenager running around in a Party City costume goatee because he so desperately wants facial hair but can't grow it on his own because his balls haven't completely dropped yet.
          All this tells me is that the real reason only women were leaving the forest is because they were embarassed by their gay ass looking men and forced them all to live in the middle of nowhere in exchange for sex once every few years, telling everyone else that their men were these rugged innawoods kill-on-sight survivalists to avoid embarrassment.

          Fix your fucking posture you girly man and shave that ugly ass goatee of your chud's face. I laugh at your existence you baboon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He took almost twenty minutes to type all of this out

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Twenty minutes? gay I can type up an entire post shitting on your chuding in five minutes tops. Look at you, you fucking joke. Even that lopporit is more manly than your girly boy male viera. Pathetic. Even if it did take me 20 minutes it'd be worth it, hell 30 or even 40 minutes would be worth it just to shit on you you fucking nerd.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He keeps typing up long winded diatribes and getting low effort reaction images for responses

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's the matter? Have no real comeback? Little male Viera with his goofy fucking goatee and gay boy band haircut gonna keep crying and digging up reaction images because he can't handle the truth that his chosen race and gender combination is gay as fuck?
                How long have you been sitting on the word diatribes? Keep that one in your back pocket long? Bet it makes you feel smart. Probably some word of the day calendar shit you've been waiting for an excuse to use. Doesn't change the fact that you're projecting your fucking chud tendencies on other people.
                But go. Go ahead. Play your little twink gay FtM rabbit "Boy". You'll never be a real man though you nu-penis having she-chud.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It keeps happening

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's right keep responding to me. Every image you post in response to me just gives me another reason to publicly call you a gay. "People" like you are the reason everyone calls this a chud game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine saving an image of Asmongold to your computer that isn't ripping on him for setting his mother on fire.
                Of course you kept one of him in fucking rabbit ears. Jesus Christ is this how you'd rather be seen? As some stinky white trash loser who lives in his own filth?
                Man. You're worse than a chud. What a feat that was. You sure proved me wrong.
                I'm sorry for accusing you of being a chud you fucking filthy encrusted goblin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm sorry for accusing you of being a chud you fucking filthy encrusted goblin.
                That, I can't deny.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek this reminds me of that lady that grew a beard

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Extremely based. "Male" Viera were a mistake.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The Burn (Hard)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              jej

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's something fucking wrong with that baby smooth skin combined with facial hair.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok but get rid of the facial hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C'mon anon, you can talk about masculine things and have that shitty beard hahahahahahah

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is G'raha wearing Erenville's gleaner outfit? Did the backpack thing clip too badly with his normal set?

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game has never had good writing, stop caring and just enjoy the moron slop

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, there goes the last job I still remotely cared about.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Krile is so cute

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero confirmed Zenos is dead as a doornail
    Good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like how much she just fucking hates him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He lacks critical information
      ohnonononono

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/vana3d/status/1612865855695761408

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It begins.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tits too big

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what this is but I know that I want it, but I don't have a twitter account.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://nitter.net/vana3d/status/1612865855695761408

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Menphina asks to come follow thr mortals in journeying to their stones
    >Deryk immediately shits bricks
    You ain't fooling me, son

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't log on when servers went live

    Impossible to get an EX clear now isn't it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep, its over

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with all the posts mentioning XVI recently like this is a pretty pathetic attempt to pit these games against one another.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      16 and 14 are literally forever connected by using the same dev team. You dont think 14 was pushed to the side while they worked on 16?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only overlap we are aware of is Yoshida and Soken. Anything else is pure speculation and cynicism. Im not saying you can't criticize the game but this is just not how videogame development works. no one making combat content in XIV made a boss fight in XVI. Quite a silly shitposter thing to say.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Koji?

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >half my raid kept DCing in the middle of the raid tonight
    Excellent I love patch day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wireless bros deserve the rope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Were any of them on PS? Fuckers updated their PSN policy or whatever and kicked me too for a bit, thankfully we'd just killed that boss.

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >end of 6.3 msq
    >IT WAS ALL MY MASTER PLAN
    shit tier writing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did he actually gain from keeping us out of the void for one patch? unless the time differences actually come into play, there's nothing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't know if we can find other portals. He might think he's walled us off for good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ok guys, we can get to the other side and finally be free
          >THOSE GUYS FROM THE OTHER SIDE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COME HERE HA!
          Golbez-sama...

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas how the fuck do you apply your portrait to yourr in-duty portrait?

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6.4 is literally just going to be a rehashed 6.1 trying to find another way into the void
    sick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prease enjoy

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So there's a fissure on the Source's moon right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're gonna join moon to moon

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the Endwalker Expansion ended the whole story very well, imo. But the patch series so far has been very disappointing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      XIV story ended there imo. I'm just not feeling this new crap really, I'll stick around for the deep dungeon but unless that patch is amazing I might just quit MMOs (not like people make new ones anymore lol)

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest problem I have with Zero becoming a "scion" is that she haven't lost shit. She has no actual motivation to protect this world as a whole, not individuals. Frankly speaking, she's just your usual thug.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The biggest problem I have with Zero becoming a "scion" is that she haven't lost shit.
      She lost her entire shard and original reason for existing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is that she haven't lost shit
      Bro she lost her entire planet? I mean your argument that she has no reason to stay on and protect the Source is true, if there's a chance the 13th can be saved she'll probably want to do that, but she has absolutely experienced a heavy loss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bro she lost her entire planet?
        And she doesn't give a shit about this anymore. She's been dead inside for over 9000 years, unlike even Golbez's pawns. She even tells you that herself, her memories are basically gone. And even then, the 13th isn't the Source.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She claims she doesn't care but it's pretty clear she does or at least wants to again.

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If her "dying" is literally the moment she bonds eith Zenos then yeah, the flow of time in Lordran is convoluted

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have been thinking that maybe the Thirteenth's fucked state has been immensely shorter in there than it has been on the Sourcec.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Golbez said it was 10,000 years.

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Admit it. He's right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A schizo that rants and hates every patch but keeps playing for some reason.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A schizo that rants and hates every patch but keeps playing for some reason
          Hey, that's just like over half the playerbase!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so he's an even bigger gay then Barry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A guy who fucking hates everything in this game yet for some reason keeps giving his opinion on every patch's story.
        I think someone also checked that he doesn't actually play the game, he just watches streamers and his character isn't even max level on any job, at least time it came up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please keep your psychotic diatribes on the forum only

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Archfiends were like the original FF jobbers though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rubicante BTFO's Edge and Cagnazzo stones the twins

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game is shit. It will never be better. The good times are over.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He is.

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stuck with Varshahn as tank until 7.0
    I miss Thancred

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A melee job that's been here since 2.X still shares only its garden gnomeelry with other jobs, no other gear

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Menphina fucks dogs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing

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