>Golbez is about to Zodiark Trance upon us
IT'S HAPPENING
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didn't ask you fricking homosexual
When did this game become a comedy?
When Maehiro left to work on ff16
Frick it hurts
Always has been
What's with the steady increase in food-related stuff? Cookies, burgers, now meat buns - the animation is 50x better than anything else in the game.
It's an animation flex by the devs
Yeah? Well I'd prefer them to flex on the fricking character models next time.
We already know the graphics update is coming in 7.0, they spent an entire live letter on it a year ago.
hopefully they add a few more pixels to at LEAST the scion's outfits
holy shit if you're going to do closeups at least make sure they look good
Kek taking this bun apart was unironically the best animation I've ever seen in this game
thats where all the budget went
>hilidbrand
Reminder that there are no valid criticisms against this patch. Barry and his discord are using Ganker passes to try and gaslight you into hating the game with their concern trolling.
Everyone is just yelling at each other that the patch is either great or shit when it's just mid like any other post-expansion patch barring the previous x.3 patches.
True, 24 man was a great time to get a nap in. Thanks Yoshi
>Reminder that there are no valid criticisms
This has to he a falseflag right? No one is blatantly saying to act like a cult right?
Show your Ganker pass Barry
Too low effort, no one is going to fall for this one
KYS bootlicker
Who in the holy hell is this Barry you people keep talking about?
Some schizo who really, really hates FF XIV for some reason. Not really sure what that reason is, only that it's related to FF XV. FF XIV cultists use him as a scapegoat for every negative comment against the game. Then again, he actually exists and he tends to make pretty insane accusations, so it's an easy target.
this gay is literally camping this thread ready to defend his favorite corporation, isnt it? holy kek
a literal live söyjak
>a literal live söyjak
Ironic coming from you Barry, you're just here to talk shit about a great game because you're jealous of it. Well we're not going to stand for it. We stand behind BASED Yoshi-P here and your gaslighting bad faith behavior won't work.
this cant be a real person. this has to be some falseflagging homosexual
Show your Ganker pass Barry
>WHERE'S MUH SISTER *batman voice*
>MUH DEBT
>MUH PACT
>MUH CONTRACT
>*tips fedora*
>MUH FIRE IN MY CHEST
>MUH BREAD
>MUH SOUL
Golbez will find a source of light, become paladin Golbez and we will have to finally go Zodiark trance to stop him. Trust the plan, 2 more patches.
>Paladins become the villain in their own expansion and the endgame is to kill them
As if it could get worse for them
I'll Zodiark Trance him harder
*starts crying randomly*
*touches scar*
*tips hat*
*tips hat*
>wow this game is doing really well and making good sales
>*pulls away core dev members and budget to work on another completely different game*
what the frick is wrong with square enix?
Square Enix has always been moronic, just wait til they implement their NFT projects into XIV in 7.0
The life cycle of SE and Squaresoft before it is to make terrible decisions and gind themselves to near bankruptcy and then get saved by a miracle
Matsuda is a hack who believes in NFT games, there is no hope.
Just another example of FF14 doing its best to try and save the rest of the company. When you have only 2 dev groups competent enough to make good games, this is what always happens
Concern trolls frick off if you were a proper fan of this game you would just be thankful you got a fricking patch at all.
Frick off. Am I supposed to be thankful for updates in a game with a paid subscription? It's their job. have a nice day, bootlicker.
That guy is obviously falseflagging
but maybe you are also falseflagging, it's hard to tell these days
What am I allegedly false flagging for? It is their fricking job to update the game or I'll stop paying the monthly sub.
Frick off back to plebbit if you have nothing nice to say about the game
Unironically no u. Leddit is full of trannies circlejerking this game. I will praise it when it will deserve it.
Cope... I'm sorry anon. He's right. I don't want it either but they are literally doubling down publicly on NFTs even now. FF remake part two has at least of 50% chance of NFT mechanics.
they're based
we don't care about MMOgay secondaries, give us more mainline FFs
god juan fantasia (forma de FFXVI) is so hot
will he zodiark trance?
He's already Odin trancing
But they are done with the game
They did the same with most of the XI team to work on FFXIV, you think this shit is new? lol
something something Xenogears something something
The ff16 devs left after 3.3. It's been a long fricking time.
>There wasn't a midway cutscene where Menphina gets on a stage with a mic and literally goes full J-pop on us singing her own theme song as we fight Dalamud and her singing literally does dmg to us as we have to literally dodge her magical falling musical notes.
Unbelievably wasted potential
You just KNOW
Mexican post
Coldsteel level of fanfic cringe.
Go play x-2 you moronic Black person homosexual.
I feel bad for the void people, why not just let them go ahead with their plan? So what if everyone on the source dies, they will just be reborn as a new life again. Those of the void don't have that luxury
>t.
Everyone deserves a second chance
Just let them come on over in a singlefile line into a diamond wire clothesline.
King Thordan would be depicted as a visionary who led their ancestors to Coerthas in search of the "Promised Land," with Nidhogg setting upon them as they attempted to build the Steps of Faith.
Kingdom of light? Promised land? Dragons? Reminder that Golbez is the the shard of King Thordan the first
>Zodiark Trance will literally be canon soon
HOLY KINO
please someone explain zodiark trance
Google it
the picture you just quoted is literally the explanation
The post you replied to is the explanation. A Mexican thought EW's story was stupid so he made a fanfiction comment of what he thinks the ending should have been: WoL regaining Azem's memories and killing Hydaelyn to avenge his people.
Can't really fault him EW kind of sucked, it is pretty funny though
DONT ACT LIKE IM YOUR FRIEND
>please someone explain zodiark trance
Whole comic got reposted here after being taken down from r/ffxiv
https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitpostXIV/comments/x11a6x/why_is_the_shitposting_community_sleeping_on/
>Ascian fanboy with his own Ascian faboy discord writes a cringe comic where WOL denounces Hydaelyn and stans for Emet, Lahabread and co
>Is even wearing Ascian robes
>Literally has an autistic meltie on Hydaelyn over the sundering
>Hydeayln acts cartoonishly evil to him in response, they fight and WOL goes full edgelord and kills her
The end. The guy got mocked so ruthlessly the mods of r/ffxiv deleted it lmao. Then people starting making meme edits to it and he and his discord zodiark trance circle started seething and accusing people of "plagiarizing" him for making meme edits of his comic involving characters who he does not even own.
Yes I'm serious
I wish Hydaelyn called us petulant children instead of my dear children in the actual game, would be hotter
From the look the end, she kills him instead
You forgot to mention he and his entourage decided to try and "raid" Ganker (And failed spectacularly of course) because Ganker also made fun of ESL asciangay.
Wouldn’t Zodiark trance just be turning a platform 90 degrees?
Absolute cringekino, people should make more stuff like this
It's what Zero will do to turn into Zeromus. The whole "what is a friend" plot bullshit is just build up to the iconic "SO DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE MY FRIEND" line drop when she transforms.
Thank you Anon...
For making me explain Zodiark Trance to a mass murderer.
why not open a void portal and put some kind of death machinery right next to it, so that when the void people enter they immediately die and get put to rest in the source?
And then some shit like Cloud of Darkness comes out and sucks in your machine
then we will just need a bigger machine. ironworks can do it. maybe some sort of chamber, and some kind of gas? about 6 million voidlings should fit in at once
Might as well ask Steph
You want six million voidsent incinerated HOW FAST?!
Why dont they just break off half of the first and half of the thirteenth and then swap them, restoring balance to both?
MCH SISTERS WE WON
Can someone explain the origin of the Zodiark Trance meme?
I'm unironically hoping for Zodiark trance at this point
huh didnt we use tenzen's sword as rocket fuel? what the frick? why do they have it again?
Pretty sure we just used the aether from it
Reminder that even at FF16 comes out Yoshi will still working on DLC updates and such. The launch of 16 is just the beginning of 14s spiral down.
They said they have no plans for 16 DLC + Takai said he's coming back to 14 soon so I doubt there will ever be any substantial 16 DLC in fact I doubt they are even working on a PC port
>in fact I doubt they are even working on a PC port
16 will definitely come to PC, considering its exclusivity is only a 6 month deal instead of a whole year like FF7R was. Also Yoshi would be a fricking moron to abandon the base he's build up form PC XIV. I'd like to think he helped convince Square to only do a 6 month exclusive period.
Every. FF is on PC. It's coming
Sure it's coming, I'm just saying it's gonna take like 2 years and it will be a shitty port
>Cagnazzo's EN voice
Man what the frick come on
>playing with EN dub still
You had over 1k hours to get a good taste.
is it true that you have to pay a monthly subscription after purchasing the game?
Yeah? How old r u?
>Can't talk about the current patch on /xivg/
Wow sad really
/xivg/ is a loony troon containment zone. Ganker is where you go to talk about the game.
how's the pld revamp?
You do your magic phase in reverse (Confiteor combo and hardcast Holy Spirit until FoF is done) and recover MP with Atonement. Dump OGCDs and Goring Blade in FoF
Wait really? That’s kind of dumb don’t you want to use fof in your magic phase now?
It's kino
shit
Welp, now to wait until TOP.
I wish they released the weapons at the same time as the rest so I could see if the 2+ months of nerve-wracking prog are gonna be worth it.
Golbez just wants to give the denizens of the Thirteenth the freedom to die if they so wish. However to do so he would need to cause the Thirteenth to rejoin, which would cause a calamity on The Source. A calamity I assume would take the form of voidgates opening all across Etheirys. Which would give the WoL a reason to go to the New World since we don't have anyone to take care of the flood of voidsent like we do everywhere else (Tiamat can take care of Meracydia herself)
Stop deadnaming the planet, bigot.
He wants to literally invade, kill off the Sources inhabitants, then make the Source their new home, wherein they can be mortal again and die if they desire to. He's trying to take over our world for his people. I don't think that requires a full rejoining though.
Llymlaen bros... are we gonna make it?
WE STAY HOLDIN THE LINE
>they used the same theme for Halone
I'M STILL SO FRICKING MAD
Halone had an entire expansion
Not enough.
Eat shit, Heavenshitter
The full version is kino
What the frick. You're telling me this ISN'T fricking eScape?
Compare 0:25 and 0:49 to
0:25 and 0:51.
wait sorry I am so tired I'm using shots of hot sauce to stay awake
for the second eScape bit I meant 1:47
Is it worth coming back to the game yet if I stopped after I finished Endwalker?
No
Shit, I don't know what other multi player to play then until 6.5, because I'm getting frustrated and tired of Dead by Daylight when all I want to do is play casually?
Depends on what you play FF14 for
MSQ? Don't bother coming back until 6.5
Raids? Ultimate is coming in 2 weeks
>guy hasnt played in over a year
>thinking he will do the latest ult
It probably won't take you a month to catch up with current stuff
Zero is kinda cringe
no u
>kinda
true. i love my autistic wife
Zero have I told about an official pact between man and woman sanctioned by the state?
I have no idea what this is, nor do I care. I am glad I finished Endwalker but it felt like a total fricking chore just to get to that point. It was a time sink and a bit of it was pretty fun but, nope not coming back.
?t=222
owo what's this
New craftable gatherer set
Crafter version. Both are dyeable and /visor moves the goggles up and down. /visor also removes the lower mask part of the Gatherer helmet.
>its another take control of an npc while spamming a single button
holy kino
Trance
Tranc
Trans?
FFXIV will add their first Trans character? #decoded
Mitron is already in the game.
>those soldiers in the flashback didnt rape zero after beating her
really takes you out of the game
She's really flat so they thought she was a boy
I think people are being way too negative about this patch. We knew we weren't supposed to get the typical x.3 when we're only two patches into a new story arc rather than continuing Endwalker. The character moments surrounding Zero (especially with Jullus!) were very endearing, but I suppose most people need constant adrenaline to care.
Also I really don't get in what world Euphrosyne's so easy or bad or boring. The final boss was a tiny bit of a let down and indeed easy, and I would've rather had Halone or Nophica in her place (if only to have Gridania's or Ishgard's parallel to In the Balance), but their two fights were nevertheless very fun and cool. I guess they're easy if you're a hardcore raider or something, but not everything can cater to that level of difficulty
>The character moments surrounding Zero were very endearing
Every time Zero opened her mouth I almost died of cringe. Holy shit I just want to strangle her. This chuuni trope could not be more played out, and they're doing it exactly by the book.
>dungeon gear is just void ark stuff
>AGAIN
>STILL not dyable
>people still gush over the disney thalnadl song
It's SO shit. And I love 99% of the music in this game.
They also overused the hootenanny one in the most recent one, should've just been for Matron.
Can they just remove this feature till it's fixed? I've tried all kinds of different shit to get it working and it only ever shows the default portrait for me in duties.
Stop taking your helmet off
I've tried helmet on and off and visor up and down. All four different combinations. Nothing fricking works.
Keep it on, refresh glam plate, save gear, save portrait.
Reassign your gearset if you have ! near it.
press the update gear button so that your gear slot reflects your current equipment and glamour.
I applied my glamour plate, then clicked the gear update button on my character page, then opened my plate and clicked "reflect gear changes." Still doesn't work.
if you did all that click the edit button on the appropriate gear set's portrait and then click save. If the yellow warning sign is gone it will work
Alright, turns out I'm 'tarded
I didn't know there was a right click option to set portrait per gear set; I figured it just used whatever you set on your plate.
Very disappointing patch and my expectations were already low after I learned my lesson from the Island sanctuary
So this seals it, the 4 fiends are going to be an ultimate in 8.0?
Endwalker patches have to be the blunder of the century, they were riding so much hype leading into EW and after the initial MSQ only to throw it all away
Its what happens when money and core development is suddenly pulled away from the game for another project or NFT garbage
Not getting rid of the scions, whether it be by killing them or simply have them retire to background roles, was a huge mistake
>that sailor outfit in the game files
>there's a schoolboy hat as well
>know for a fact its gonna be a cash shop item
weeb bros.........
>Have to pay money to do a Yamato cosplay
I JUST HAD A MASSIVE THOUGHT GUYS
Ok so remember the Void Ark (which still has hundreds of Void sent still trapped inside)?
What if we end up going back to the Void Ark, releasing the voidsent, and using the Void Ark (which has been established to have the power to rip open gates to the void AND it's a giant flying ship) to get to the 13ths moon?
Wonder how this looks without 156165 layers of filter over it
its 2023, the game makes more money than ever, and they STILL cant fully voice act patches?
xvi development, please understand
It's not about money it's about time and what their dev cycle looks like. If you're willing for patches to take 2-3 months longer to release I'm sure they could be fully voiced.
they literally already delayed all patches a month. what exactly is the extra month being used for then?? frick off square shill
>a month
2 weeks != month, barry
It makes script revisions easier and cutscenes cheaper.
alright which homie spilled the beans
He's Pashtarot.
Watcher on the moon
>Scarimiglione and Barbarrcia are still imprisoned in crystal
So are we just leaving them that way or are they gonna end up being released and help us in some way against Golbez? I mean we DID keep Barby's soul crystal on us. What have we even been doing with it?
bro..play ff4,,
Cagnazzo and Rubicante died, there's no team up fight coming.
Didn’t voidsent go back to the 13 when they are “killed” ? That’s why we keep fighting diabolos and killed that moron 3 times already.
The point of them trying to get to the Source is that they can permanently die and join the Lifestream there. Diabolos was never killed, just beaten up. The nullstone just sent him back.
ROUND 4(?) homie
You sure about that?
Yeah, they spent about half this patch repeating that point.
>You sure about that?
Did you even play the new MSQ?
>Diabolos somehow gets merged with Zenos, and their round counters too
We're hitting rematch numbers that shouldn't be possible
ZENOS AND DIABOLOS LINKED UP
NEED I OR KEEP IT??
Zenos RIDING Diablos
Zenos needs a new avatar
Diabolos wants go get back on top of the food chain
do it
And both are riding the DOOR which is also a mount.
i think its
>if a voidsent gets summoned into a vessel, death just dumps them back on the thirteenth
>if they physically cross over then they can die for good
Ah so they are dead dead
We still haven't fought Scarimiglione's gigahomie form, they're coming back for another round before it's over.
I thought so too, but Cag died on the Source, so he's dead-dead, no?
funnier than all of hildibrand
it's up there
Fricking lost it at let him speak, best girl
So Tenzen fricked a bird?
"allegedly"
I myself have fricked multiple birds.
>Garuda
>Siren
>Meteion
>Helping people... ? Isn't that... cringe?
*it was cloudy on the day i was born*
kuudere is god tier and if you don't agree you are GAY
oof
I love her but her face is a little too perfect. Korean plastic surgery shaved jaw and way too wide painted on eyebrows.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I WANT HER TO SQUEEZE MY BALLS
Zero's hat tip was the clenched fist of this patch.
remind me to run a hat tip counter for the next patch
hat tip is going to be a new emote, I just know it.
FRICK YOU'RE RIGHT
Are there rumors of a new job any time soon? The complete lack of customization or meaningful changes for jobs bored me out of my subscription six months ago.
No, frick off back to WoW.
Customization is ubiquitous in the genre and even the predecessor for FFXIV, but nice self report newbie.
Frick off back to WoW.
it's not a rumor. Expansions always come with new job(s)
Why do you think the new jobs will be any different?
This still gives me headaches
I just reverse the arrows and it works
Does it work for Ex?
Me too I'm a brainlet. I just hope to god someone understands it and follow them.
You stand near any of the nearby ones and will be safe, it's really forgiving
WHERE DO YOU GET THE FUNDOSHI
tataru's quest
Tataru? Skipping cutscenes
did they actually hire hyadain
There's too much stuff on the screen.
Would be cool if the gameplay wasn't dogshit
>boss does jazz hands
>arena cleave
>boss covers the screen in orange, then you must dodge the orange attack to not die instantly
>you get a tiny tiny debuff icon with an 8 second timer
>you MUST find the other person with the matching debuff in order to not explode violently killing everyone on the continent
>no you do not have time to cursor over the debuff to see what it says
10/10 game
Literally (you)
Simple in theory, but try the OS raids on Savage then kys, homosexual
Post your clears.
Pretty sure all that stuff is slow showed to you if you played the game plus if you do die just retry the stuff.
>10/10 game
Correct.
>normally see people b***h about easy the game is
>go to Ganker
>see people b***h about how too hard this theme park mmo is
truly no one plays games here
Where did anyone say it was "too hard"?
It's not hard, it's just boring as shit, and unintuitive.
i liked msq
I thought everything except the MSQ was pretty alright this patch, the MSQ sucked donkey dick
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=cQJAIBKZWB4&t=40&v=AcjclS3M0pQ&t=73.35&mode=solo
Is Soken out of ideas?
soken is busy working on 16
>You unlocking Reaper gets more mention in two post-content patches in the MSQ than both Paladin and Dark Knight do in their respective expansions, with Paladin especially because upstaged by multiple NPCs
Fun
>not picking up RPR right after Zenos changed his swords to a scythe
wtf was that about anyway
they mention Drusilla in the dungeon anyway
might have something to do with drusila's grandfather trying to kill solus
At this point WoL gives people more mysterious smiles than stoic nods. Worry.jpg
Drusilla and the Garlean mafia are in hiding. You can't just reveal them to an officer.
why would you being a pld be relevant in this storyline
EW is just painfully boring and predictable so far
K keep us posted
>all the actual gear looks shit
>they're putting more effort into bawd glams and clown gear
what the frick man
Horrible taste
>ROBE
>ROBE
>ROBE WITH A LITTLE BIT OF THE ROBE CUT OUT
>ALSO ROBE
have a nice day
>frog poster has shit tastes
Not surprised
kys
they're mentally ill think yoshi p cant do no wrong dont waste your time
https://ffxivcollect.com/mounts/313
LMAO
they're creatively bankrupt
>every fight after DSR will never compare
>the MSQ after 6.0 is garbage
Dead game.
Barry's malding and trooning out ITT
RELEASE WHEN
Summer event
Moonflair
This is a monk only glamour set
Use this with any other job and you're gay
Dye it pink and use it as a BRD
Dye it black and use it as a WAR
Dye it yellow and use it as NIN
yshtola should be browner so cum would look better juxtaposed on her dark skin
>off model coomer model
kys
suck my wiener roastie
show them uncovered pussy or stop posting
Y'shtola needs to fricking rescue me from this cringe ass shard we've been dealing with and pick a better target next time for our date.
Hopefully somewhere water aspected so it has beaches instead of demons.
Don't you guys like the new craftable glam that's like the 1 millionth vest/hat/pants combination??
i thought we were past the whole peasant look by now
I wish the skirt was shorter.
right one looks like he has a massa
That character's expression sums up the outfit too well.
island sanctuary and tataru outfits are better
idk... the flower tattoo just ruins it.
>ps3 tier textures on the tattoo
i thought ps3 era was over...
Yeah but now it's the PS4/5 Era.
Yoshi-p believes that graphical fidelity comes last over everything else.
you can pretend it's just bodypaint 😀
yeah it doesn't blend well with your tramp stamp
wish there was a no tattoo option...
>getting a tattoo over the top of your nasty skin lesions
lmao malera
You need to pay ME 1m gil to war that crap
>4 million MGP
>Doesn't even play the theme music
Just kill me
stop complaining. your farm was worth it, say thank you yoship
>Ganker begs for years for stuff to spend more MGP on
>they finally give you something
>complain that they didn't wipe your ass for you when you buy it
You should be thankful they gave you more free content but you're here crying like an incel instead
>free content
take this part out and it might be good bait
The subscription is what you pay for the privilege of accessing the game. They're not obligated to give you any fricking thing else.
mindbroken cultist
Barry what game are you going to shill now that Dragqueenflight and Flopspoken are complete duds?
Seethe
Prease understando.
8.0bros will BLU get Warm Glow in 7.5?
an you guys frick off to WoW is you want to be endlessly trapped in a maze?
Barry's mindbroken again!
you know what, I actually enjoyed having Alphinaud around
we know, estinien
>mansplains to a dragon
damn
Why do they do this?
fun?
it's joever
What is that!?
lesbians on their honeymoon
>Magnai got Legend of Korra'd
I wish Nophica was real
Why has no one posted her ass yet
>xiv
>ass
ff14 is boob lovers game.
But if she was real she would never let us have sex with her 🙁
never say never
irl she would probably have bigger breasts
OPEN MUN-TUY!
>OPEN CUN-NUY!
>tfw there were actually people who didn't shout it loud and proud
So, when's next patch? There's the ultimate in 2 weeks, then what?
>its another msq section that has you run back and forth through the dungeon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK THIS SHIT
Anon you can use mounts there.
Gameplay padding of the laziest sort.
Real talk. Why does every patch bring up "zenos loved you so much wol" stuff if he's dead at the moment? What's the endgame? It's also hitting bullshit levels with Zero's statement that she doesn't want to talk about him yet mentions him on a regular basis, but that's not the point
they need more time to pad out their plans for him
Because he WILL come back and he wont rest until (You) are his lawfully wedded husband or wife, as many times as it takes
Can that motherfricker send his confessions not from his grave?
Zero went from 10,000 years of feeling basically nothing to being force fed a very weird interpretation of what friendship is. It's not surprising she's really hung up on that. It's not leading towards Zenos coming back, he's just being used as a jumping platform for Zero's own development.
>beat Althyk and Nymeia in less than 5 minutes
No one's ever going to see their enrage again, are they?
cant have the content be too engaging now can we 🙂 if players fall asleep at their pc playing the game maybe they will forget to cancel their sub!
I just saw it...They just wouldn't stop dying.
Just play a week a day or two after raid launch, that's when all the shitters start playing, and those who know what they're doing have had their fill
Nothing of the new stuff is challenging as usual, it's all tuned so bioholes can have a fair chance at clearing it.
breh this shit is so safe compared to 5.3. What went wrong?
casuals and WoWgays unironically
>been telling people since 6.0 that the MSQ was a rushed mess that ended in the shittiest way possible and its only been getting worst
>naysayers finally getting btfo after 6.3
Feelsgood to be vindicated. Shit left such a bad taste I unsubbed for the first time out of pure disappointment.
i like it
Cool, stay gone.
damn, althyk got to groom THIS?
imagine that outfit but the purple part of the shorts cut out
God she looks like a blowjob queen.
that's fricking Manah
Nophicanons eating good
Halone as expected
Nymeia surprisingly hot and erotic and like D3 Zero but with the 2B cut and also gets to steal the Lover's seduction gimmick
Menphina is a weirdo that fricks dogs
Menphina bros why did we lose so hard
if you read between the lines, the chart is BS and nobody in the Twelve seems to be related or in a relationship at all
ill be honest i give no fricks about the dragon and his sister, just give me more Zero and have the final trial be the WoL impregnating her.
>You speak a fantasy. A final fantasy.
>No, I speak of the fourteen.
I CLAPPED
>we're back in the dogshit 3.x patch era but now with wowhomosexual refugees
hooray
Your welcome dood!
I wish Asmongold had never come to XIV..
It was our sundering. There was an effective filter for everyone who played our game, but since everyone are goycattle and follow ecelebs blindly they managed to slog through the MSQ or buy a boost which most people did buy a boost skip because that item was in the top-selling spot when you were ostracized for playing WoW.
He comes in, brings all the cancer and just fricks back to his game again
Kinda sorta based
Zero's mom name is Cecil(ia), you will clap and you will like it.
I'm actually more convinced that's her name
Cecile is already a woman's name
>that battle theme in euphrosyne
Holy frick I love Irish bar fight music so much bros. God I love this game. God I love vidya.
I love this whole alliance raid
I hope the next tier won't disappoint
I just have more fun as BRD.
Not watching my buttons the whole time. Stealing LB's. Esunaing since healers don't. Pelotoning. Jobbing.
it is patch day and yet.. I feel nothing. I think I'm finally free bros.
If we get more patches like this I think I may end up joining you bro..only able to get excited since me and my bf play the game together :3
Don't come back.
why does nophica have heart pupils?
time to breed
you must plant the seed.. for the harvest.
Womb tattoo
LET GROW YOUR SEED INSIDE HER SEEDBED
I refuse to believe anyone thought that boring ass raid was fun. Sure I might use GPT-3 to make some Nophica porn but the raid sucked.
>Woke up a few hours ago.
>Done everything
Already abismally bored.
>grindable content isnt until like a month out
These new armors feel like a retread of concept from the past, the centurion armors you can get in pvp look about the same, and the allagan black armors for pvp are literally a recolor.
>feel like a retread of concept from the past
I hope you're not just figuring this out
It's getting TOO samey.
>head is just a hair piece once again.
frick this lazy jap c**t Yoshi.
don't worry bro
6.4 and 6.5 will be worse since they'll be too busy finalizing FF16 AND working on 7.0 please look forward to another void ark recolor
The series reward set looks swag so I'm glad with that
>We'll never get Halone, Rhalgr, Azeyma or Nymeia's armors
you have your pvp sets, stop being so gosh darn entitled
We never get the actual boss gear.
I wanna see what they do with Oschon's design
holy frick this is trash.
Oh boy oh boy, reused PvP shit
>thought everyone was memeing/doomposting about the game going on maint mode after EW
>turns out they were right
frick. well its been a fun 10 years vros...
>10 years
13
Did primal just blow up?
The WoWfugee crying is intensifying to the point where we might not be able to contain it.
Why contain it?
S'cool.
ryne was the peak of character design
emphasis on "was"
uncropped version NOW
Ryne's face looks like she has some kind of medical condition like fetal alcohol syndrome or something disgustingly clinical
Dr. Anon, MD strikes again.
salsa verde
here's your meol
how come garleans are just hyurs with dots now?
Now?
Cid's always been one
They have been? They were Ivalicians who were just literally hyurs.
they were tall buff ultrachads, who attacked us with endless waves of conscript slaves of lesser races. now they're just.. this.
>they were tall buff ultrachads
cid
No? There where two buff moronic Roes, Zenos and his father, the rest was always just regular guys in Schutz Staffel gear or moronic masks.
what about all those defectors? weren't they also super tall?
to be fair there's for some reason a difference between lanklets like Gaius and normalsized ones like Cid
You mean with "now" since like 1.0?
Only the royal family were tall ultrachads and that's because Emet-Selch got his unsundered seed in there. Everyone else were always losers that got bullied off their native land.
>finally get more Garlean stuff
>it's about the time before they were cool
t-thanks
which posts are you decrying as "wowfugee" exactly?
>Be kinda excited for the portraits being used in almost anything from now on
>Ready for the memes and being able to tell the autists, carebears and clueless apart from the get go
>Pictures for ants appear in the corner for half a second, making it impossible to look at more than one portrait, which probably is your own because you recognize it the fastest
T-thanks? Why even have that shit in the first place then.
This is Daichi Hiroi, say something nice about his latest patch and soon to flop 7.0 expansion.
please...bring back the cute fujo...
Don't worry, she's overseeing 7.0, she's just not the main writer this time.
she wanted to write small stories again. she did the omicron beast tribe
I want to eat that fricking bun in the cutscene
no kidding
tomorrow I'll look up some recipes
>no sarashi to go with it because yoshi only care about male characters
The instant portrait is the buggiest shit they have ever implemented with so many constraints it's unreal.
all because they were too afraid of a lewd portrait
>Vrtra screams his heart out when Azdaja's eye appears
>Meanwhile Hraesvelgr and Tiamat do frick all
Would've been nice for those two at least to have a small cutscene just watching in the sky or something
I seriously have to wonder if those two really have zero interest at all. Like ok yeah Vrtra was the one closest to her, but surely the others care too? I know Hraes said not to bother him again, but I'm pretty fricking sure he'd actually take interest in something that actually concerns rescuing his sister.
>rework PLD
>Shield Bash still in
>Cover still in
Shield bash is moronic but cover is neat. It's just a tankswap button that one person handles all by them selves and makes sure the boss doesn't wiggle.
FIX XIV ALEX ALREADY REEEEE
Play without it shitter baby or stop crying
>Will never eat ffxiv universe apples
>Will never eat ffxiv universe dumplings
>Will never drink milk straight from Nophica's fat breasts
Meteion was right, these last few patches have proven that existence is pointless
Remember what they took from you
DUMPLING TIME
No joke, this scene made me order bao for dinner.
It made me crave some pork buns
You do know they have an FF14 cook book?
okay but you can't get fricking coerthan apples anywhere irl
I can
so will 5.5 be the kino patch for EW?
That's a depressing thought.
Unless you typo'd and meant 6.5 in which case hopefully. I know they said 6.3 wasn't gonna be the cool climax to the story the patches usually are but that doesn't mean it has to be straight up boring. If Zero tips her hat one more time I'm gonna fall asleep.
>get back to my island
>need to get 42K experience from fricking doing workshop
>or spending upwards of 4 hours collecting shit at the top of the mountain
Who the FRICK do I shoot because of this?
>or spending upwards of 4 hours collecting shit at the top of the mountain
Don't give me bad ideas anon
I'm already halfway there and my chair has never been more uncomfortable.
Makes me wonder if they even considered how their experience requirements would feel when you've already done everything that actually gives decent experience.
Who am I kidding they probably did because Yoshida is asshurt everyone got through island shit so fast.
I feel like they legitimately did this just to progress halt people like myself who would otherwise be autistic enough to spend their time gathering shit for hours as a "Try and do it now, fricker" moment.
they definitely did it as a "frick you" do all the early rank 10s
Well he can sleep tight, since I wont bother aside from looting my animals once a day and setting up the workshop on mondays for the rest of the week.
I don't even know what to look forward to, so frick it, I have other things to do.
MIDDIE SEX
How come people play classes that don't have a shotgun?
actually, have they been mentioned in the cook book?
Anyone else facing lag?, my mudra won't come out correctly.
yeah my second chinese button wont cast sometimes, try going slower
IT'S OVER
https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/476397-Review-of-6.3-Story-Content
I seriously don't get how anyone blames Y'shtola for this MSQ being bad when she was literally the one (with Estinien) that added the fun part and it all went to shit once they sidelined her again. It's these fricking garbage ass side characters that are insanely boring.
Zero is god awful and I'm legitimately confused why a large part of the community worships her already.
>YEAH EDGY GOTH MOMMY!!!!!
That's it.
I actually even find her hot myself but frick dragging arround another stupid moron that needs to told how to behave as a human bean.
she's fricking chuuni, I love it
It's all of them really.
>Oh yeah, there goes Vrtra again crying about his sister.
>Oh yeah, there goes Zero again tipping her hat and getting confused by basic social concepts.
>Oh yeah, there goes Jullus again bonding with strangers over a hot meal.
They're all one trick ponies.
Also I gotta question how Zero is so ignorant of concepts like friendship or at least comradeship when that's still a concept that prevails in the Thirteenth enough that she had those two voidsent that were friends and kept each other alive and one even trusted the other to eat him to escape from Barbariccia.
Zero's thing is
>why do people do things?
>I haven't been paying attention
She spent the entire last patch explaining the mechanics of living as a voidsent and yet she's utterly bamboozled when she goes to an alternate world she KNEW existed and had seen before (as an avatar) and that the people who live there behave differently to her. Wtf
Her writing is moronic but being a Stand bound to Zenos surely is not the best way to learn about social norms.
I don't think Zenos took her into town to socialze
Yeah I really can't stand any of them. Well Jullus is tolerable but Vrtra constantly moaning about his sister and Zero being an autistic moron is too much for me. At least she got SOME development in this patch but still not enough considering I feel her time is short.
>I feel her time is short
>implying she isn't the newest addition to the Scions
Please no...
BRO? They literally do NOT kill off characters anymore. Zero will 100% be joining the scions
Yeah they do, just not long time characters. What they do now is just introduce characters who they blatantly plan to kill off from the start.
>now
I thought they said they're done adding characters to the Scions and the group we have now is it. That doesn't rule out Zero becoming a really important secondary character though.
The Scions are in sore need of a female member
Lyse left
Ryne left
Krile is irrelevant
Gay cat joined
Estinien joined
it's a sausage fest
Krile is becoming relevant in 7.0
you rike?
>it's a sausage fest
And it's a good thing. Women bring drama, and frick that kind of drama.
>I feel her time is short.
>not realizing she's going to be the newest member of the Scions
Wew
>an anon said earlier that barry would scour the internet for any negative views on the patch then rush here was correct
>Ganker hates this
I love it
why can they not just animate the legs seperately? This looks so bad it's hard to even put into words
How does she do it
Nymeia is cute
Are there new island mounts? I'm not enough of a madlad to grind out levels 10xp at a time again
When's 6.35 presumed to be again? A couple weeks or a couple months?
>tfw there are actually people out there who think Oschon is the opo-opo, and not Deryk
WoL is Oschon
>tfw my WoL has a similar if not exactly the same face, and eye color as Deryk
Shit's uncanny
time to go for the dicky, anon
But i already grew out of the teen elf dicky, and like tiddies now
jailbait it is
ok but what is his deal? is he supposed to be the opposite to us in terms of a traveler?
where we create bonds everywhere we go, he remains in his solitude (out of fear of losing people)?
>he remains in his solitude (out of fear of losing people)
Oschon is defined by his solitude as a wanderer according to his epigraph
what if he's both at the same time?
So the 12 are just Dynamis based primals, yeah?
Entelechies.
the frick did you just call me??
Oh yeah, Tataru
I've a macro I use that auto targets the nearest interactable point and runs my ass over there. Is there any other part of a macro I can use that will auto-pick shit up, too? Or do I need to use an actual macro/bot program for that? I'd ideally just like to leave this shit running
>two pantheons of gods are now fursuiters
yeah that was fun timing
sus
So is the story building up to the 7.0 stuff or is this story line gonna end in 6.5?
IT builds up for the next expansion, Just like 2.1-2.55 built up for Heavensward.
They actually added a somewhat masculine, short hairstyle to these guys. I'm semi-tempted to Fantasia now.
Wow
I have never laughed out loud to a single joke in this game but I did laugh out loud looking at that goofy fricking goatee. Thank you.
Yeah, I know troon, you want all Viera men to be gays. Frick off.
>Yeah, I know troon, you want all Viera men to be gays. Frick off.
Pfftahahaha holy shit. I'M the troon? You're the one playing a male character that looks like a FtM version of every female they have. Look at you. How's that chest binding holding up? Your bunny breasts aren't going to pop that thing open are they? You play this effeminate ass looking man and then try to act like you're the manliest thing walking. You goofy mother fricker.
You'd honestly appear more masculine playing a fricking femroe. At least they have a god damn jawline. Frick, playing a male LALALFEL would make you more manly. At least their facial hair doesn't look so forced. In fact let's take it a step further. Playing a female lalafel in a big frilly pink dress would be more manly than playing this theatre troop ass looking Troonsylvanian Count.
Your goatee is fricking silly. Not only does it look gay as frick, it doesn't even look natural on his face. Like he's a teenager running around in a Party City costume goatee because he so desperately wants facial hair but can't grow it on his own because his balls haven't completely dropped yet.
All this tells me is that the real reason only women were leaving the forest is because they were embarassed by their homosexual ass looking men and forced them all to live in the middle of nowhere in exchange for sex once every few years, telling everyone else that their men were these rugged innawoods kill-on-sight survivalists to avoid embarrassment.
Fix your fricking posture you girly man and shave that ugly ass goatee of your troon's face. I laugh at your existence you baboon.
>He took almost twenty minutes to type all of this out
Twenty minutes? homosexual I can type up an entire post shitting on your trooning in five minutes tops. Look at you, you fricking joke. Even that lopporit is more manly than your girly boy male viera. Pathetic. Even if it did take me 20 minutes it'd be worth it, hell 30 or even 40 minutes would be worth it just to shit on you you fricking nerd.
>He keeps typing up long winded diatribes and getting low effort reaction images for responses
What's the matter? Have no real comeback? Little male Viera with his goofy fricking goatee and homosexual boy band haircut gonna keep crying and digging up reaction images because he can't handle the truth that his chosen race and gender combination is gay as frick?
How long have you been sitting on the word diatribes? Keep that one in your back pocket long? Bet it makes you feel smart. Probably some word of the day calendar shit you've been waiting for an excuse to use. Doesn't change the fact that you're projecting your fricking troon tendencies on other people.
But go. Go ahead. Play your little twink homosexual FtM rabbit "Boy". You'll never be a real man though you nu-penis having she-troon.
>It keeps happening
That's right keep responding to me. Every image you post in response to me just gives me another reason to publicly call you a homosexual. "People" like you are the reason everyone calls this a troony game.
Imagine saving an image of Asmongold to your computer that isn't ripping on him for setting his mother on fire.
Of course you kept one of him in fricking rabbit ears. Jesus Christ is this how you'd rather be seen? As some stinky white trash loser who lives in his own filth?
Man. You're worse than a troon. What a feat that was. You sure proved me wrong.
I'm sorry for accusing you of being a troon you fricking filthy encrusted goblin.
>I'm sorry for accusing you of being a troon you fricking filthy encrusted goblin.
That, I can't deny.
kek this reminds me of that lady that grew a beard
Extremely based. "Male" Viera were a mistake.
>The Burn (Hard)
jej
There's something fricking wrong with that baby smooth skin combined with facial hair.
ok but get rid of the facial hair
C'mon anon, you can talk about masculine things and have that shitty beard hahahahahahah
Why is G'raha wearing Erenville's gleaner outfit? Did the backpack thing clip too badly with his normal set?
the game has never had good writing, stop caring and just enjoy the asiatic slop
Welp, there goes the last job I still remotely cared about.
My wife Krile is so cute
>Zero confirmed Zenos is dead as a doornail
Good
I like how much she just fricking hates him
>He lacks critical information
ohnonononono
https://twitter.com/vana3d/status/1612865855695761408
It begins.
breasts too big
I don't know what this is but I know that I want it, but I don't have a twitter account.
https://nitter.net/vana3d/status/1612865855695761408
>Menphina asks to come follow thr mortals in journeying to their stones
>Deryk immediately shits bricks
You ain't fooling me, son
>Didn't log on when servers went live
Impossible to get an EX clear now isn't it
yep, its over
What's up with all the posts mentioning XVI recently like this is a pretty pathetic attempt to pit these games against one another.
16 and 14 are literally forever connected by using the same dev team. You dont think 14 was pushed to the side while they worked on 16?
The only overlap we are aware of is Yoshida and Soken. Anything else is pure speculation and cynicism. Im not saying you can't criticize the game but this is just not how videogame development works. no one making combat content in XIV made a boss fight in XVI. Quite a silly shitposter thing to say.
Koji?
>half my raid kept DCing in the middle of the raid tonight
Excellent I love patch day
wireless homies deserve the rope
Were any of them on PS? Frickers updated their PSN policy or whatever and kicked me too for a bit, thankfully we'd just killed that boss.
>end of 6.3 msq
>IT WAS ALL MY MASTER PLAN
shit tier writing
what did he actually gain from keeping us out of the void for one patch? unless the time differences actually come into play, there's nothing
He doesn't know if we can find other portals. He might think he's walled us off for good.
>ok guys, we can get to the other side and finally be free
>THOSE GUYS FROM THE OTHER SIDE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COME HERE HA!
Golbez-sama...
Fellas how the frick do you apply your portrait to yourr in-duty portrait?
>6.4 is literally just going to be a rehashed 6.1 trying to find another way into the void
sick
prease enjoy
So there's a fissure on the Source's moon right?
we're gonna join moon to moon
I feel like the Endwalker Expansion ended the whole story very well, imo. But the patch series so far has been very disappointing.
XIV story ended there imo. I'm just not feeling this new crap really, I'll stick around for the deep dungeon but unless that patch is amazing I might just quit MMOs (not like people make new ones anymore lol)
The biggest problem I have with Zero becoming a "scion" is that she haven't lost shit. She has no actual motivation to protect this world as a whole, not individuals. Frankly speaking, she's just your usual thug.
>The biggest problem I have with Zero becoming a "scion" is that she haven't lost shit.
She lost her entire shard and original reason for existing.
>is that she haven't lost shit
Bro she lost her entire planet? I mean your argument that she has no reason to stay on and protect the Source is true, if there's a chance the 13th can be saved she'll probably want to do that, but she has absolutely experienced a heavy loss.
>Bro she lost her entire planet?
And she doesn't give a shit about this anymore. She's been dead inside for over 9000 years, unlike even Golbez's pawns. She even tells you that herself, her memories are basically gone. And even then, the 13th isn't the Source.
She claims she doesn't care but it's pretty clear she does or at least wants to again.
If her "dying" is literally the moment she bonds eith Zenos then yeah, the flow of time in Lordran is convoluted
I have been thinking that maybe the Thirteenth's fricked state has been immensely shorter in there than it has been on the Sourcec.
Golbez said it was 10,000 years.
Admit it. He's right.
Who is this guy
A schizo that rants and hates every patch but keeps playing for some reason.
>A schizo that rants and hates every patch but keeps playing for some reason
Hey, that's just like over half the playerbase!
Oh so he's an even bigger homosexual then Barry
A guy who fricking hates everything in this game yet for some reason keeps giving his opinion on every patch's story.
I think someone also checked that he doesn't actually play the game, he just watches streamers and his character isn't even max level on any job, at least time it came up.
please keep your psychotic diatribes on the forum only
The Archfiends were like the original FF jobbers though
Rubicante BTFO's Edge and Cagnazzo stones the twins
Game is shit. It will never be better. The good times are over.
He is.
>stuck with Varshahn as tank until 7.0
I miss Thancred
>A melee job that's been here since 2.X still shares only its israeliteelry with other jobs, no other gear
Menphina fricks dogs.
And that's a good thing