FFXIV 6.3

You DID make Menphina your patron right?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had Oschon from the start and I'm never changing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same; since 1.0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Halone has transforming weapon that becomes a spear and shield, sword and shield, axe, and two handed sword ala her PVP weapons
      >Post your face when Oschon whips out a fricking gun in the middle of the fight against him.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine sleeping next to Menphina's cold feet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she obsessed with fakeout deaths?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder what her pussy tastes like

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finally go to draw a fortune before the event ends
    >it's extremely painfully accurate to my current real life situation
    YOSHIDDDDA

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Menphina the Lover
    >Is about total, unconditional, universal love
    >Talks in an overtly gentle, squishy, lovely dovey way to you
    >Element is cold

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The ice element represents bonds the same way lightning represents industry and fire represents justice.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Love goddess being given a blue color scheme and associated with ice made no sense to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Love goddess being given a blue color scheme and associated with ice made no sense to me.

      In the context of FF14, Ice is one of the closest elements to light, and it represents something that can't be moved and is singular in purpose, like true love. It is no coincidence that the moon is associated with ice, since the moon is a prison made from light to gaol Zodiark, and again: ice is closest to light.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am and will remain an Azeyma chad

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    grrrr!!!!! damn brat!!!! making such gestures to an adult...!!!!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what doujin is this and rape correction from anyway

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A japanese e-girlcon on twitter. Japanese to English MTLs are peculiar and meme worthy I guess

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Japanese to English MTLs are peculiar and meme worthy I guess

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    xiv players be like "damn this gameplay is fire"

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Azeyma for me.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Llmylean. Curious what she’ll look like. Statues have her look like a mermaid, so that’s probably what prayers shaped her into. And I wonder if they did any other hints with some Ancients dialog like they did with Nymeia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the trash mobs were the creatures from the elpis flight questline

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't be surprised if Llmylean is just Merylwyb with a mermaid tail, she is more revered in Limsa Lominsa than the Sultana is in Ul'Dah or Kunnybawdta is in Gridania, and Nophica still got red hair from the padjal bawds,.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry. I was born and raised in Gridania to worship Nophica's breasts.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a simple man, I mine and tank

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was Althyk
    I changed it to Nophica years ago when I fanta'd from cat to Elezen

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My patron deity is a wandering fuccboi who likes sticks and bows

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why does his card say "Brom"?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It says Arrow in Eorzean script.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't speak EorziBlack person

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              got one for Norvrandt?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >starts with N on second row of upper case
                >starts with o on second row of lower case

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can't expect too much from a redditor

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              SOVL

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have 5700xt
    >game crashes constantly
    Pls I'm begging you squenix I just want to play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      6.3 had stability issues from start. Is that really a gpu issue?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Running a 3070 and I've had graphical issues especially in PVP.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You have to buy a fantasia to change your fricking patron deity.

    Defend this israelite garbage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who the frick cares what your patron deity is?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can post-EW MSQ get any worse?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Janny applications are closed 🙂

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My patron deity is Halone. I also just unlocked her title in PvP.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S THE NOPHICA PORN AT? WHERE CAN I FIND IT? VIDEOS AND PICS!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      xiv pornographers are too busy making videos and pics of their own characters and others'

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Try my first duel knowing nothing about it
    >Some flying mech guy
    >Knocks me back into an AoE because I have no idea what any of his attacks do and I take ten zillion billion damage and instantly die

    Are these just knowledge checks and noob traps?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much yeah. They're like puzzles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf
      what do you mean you haven't spent hours reading and watching videos about every single specific duel?? you wasted a slot someone else could have used!!
      literally seen this happen in-game before, it's shit gameplay when you "simply have to have looked it up beforehand lmao"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Making them rage in chat is also part of the fun. They literally can't do anything but being passive aggressive in chat. And you can still report them for being such little b***hes. Amusing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Making certain LAs mandatory for duels was complete bullshit, you could play perfectly and then the boss just does a "oh hey I win now unless you Silence this cast" move, islts really shit design.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's part of the fun of devising a strat. You don't go fighting Misty with a party full of rock/ground and call her a bullshitter because you get stomped

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You mean it mandates looking up a guide for every fight.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >looking up a guide
              No? Wiping is normally a requirement. You don't win against souls bosses on first tries right? It's the same thing
              >but guides
              If you want to spoil the fun of doing it yourself then yeah sure but again wiping is a requirement for devising a strategy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't win against souls bosses on first tries right? It's the same thing
                I mean, maybe YOU don't.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't win against souls bosses on first tries right?
                As someone who has played everything but Sekiro, I have, it's not common but I have indeed done it. Souls bosses don't typically require a specific build or any specific item to beat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They do require knowledge of the fight though. If you are new you are expected to figure it out by dying. That's my point

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Or if you have quick reflexes and are resourceful you can win your first time. Not so in Bozja.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >souls bosses
                you also don't have to wait hours upon hours to get a chance at attempting the boss again so you can rethink your strategy do you, you fricking moron
                duels are a fun concept but I wish they were practicable without having to wait a week

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you also don't have to wait hours
                Added flavor. Don't be a crybaby and do your best next time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cool bait but I'll reply anyways
                >die to first mechanic
                >wait hours to days to try again
                >now die to the second one
                >this goes on
                >the fight takes literal weeks if not months to clear without looking up guides since you also need to figure out the lost actions you need
                kys moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the fight takes literal weeks if not months
                And?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean if you think that's fun more power to you can't really say anything else
                but if a fight takes me a long while to beat I'd rather it be because of my own lack of ability rather than it being weirdly time gated
                but I do still think duels should indeed have a requirement to get into

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you also don't have to wait hours upon hour
                Duels have a 1 hour respawn. How about you work on spawning the CE instead of leeching in basecamp like a fricking homosexual?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                okay Black person? an hour wait to retry a fight is still fricking cancer, and that's assuming you are the person to be chosen

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The fact you can't retry endlessly is what makes duels fun. The fights aren't difficult enough to be that exciting, but because you don't want to waste your chance of victory it makes the experience much more tense

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, not being able to try endlessly is a great part of it but I feel like there can be a better middle ground, they wouldn't have the same feel or appeal if you were to be able to just go in whenever

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think letting people who also were eligible for the duel to try after the first participant fails would be a great improvement

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah that'd be a pretty nice way to do it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bad analogy, you can use almost any of a wide variety of Pokemon to defeat Misty yet those duels absolutely one hundred percent require you to pack a silence or you just auto lose, no alternatives allowed

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but you CAN beat her with rock and ground if you're good enough. By that I mean if you use a sufficiently high level rock type, or a faster rock type with a super-effective move. You could do that shit in a 1996 gameboy game, but not in an MMO in 2023? Imagine if you would wipe to Misty if you didn't cast "Protect" which is a TM that is completely unattached to her encounter.
            That's what duels are like.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will 7.0 bring the kino back? Endwalker really lost the spark that the game had since HW-ShB

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you didn't like Endwalker, then you never liked this game to begin with.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Main story was fine, the patches have sucked though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong, I didn't like it precisely because I like the game. Really a load of shit hearing this from bandwagoners that complain about ARR.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they bring back Ryne.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Only if they bring back the Worst Character in the game next to Gaia and Meteion.
        umm...

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is Oschon, the Wanderer in the game yet, that's who I picked in 2.0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably the penultimate boss of final alliance raid and probably already appears as a disguised npc who accompanies you into the raid.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly through Shadowbringers and I have to say this, I don't think I really wanna go on anymore. Anytime a trial comes around seven players all come in with immensely higher gear than I have and mop the boss up without me doing much. It's really shattering my immersion to the point where I don't feel like the hero of the story anymore, I just had the cutscene where I beat Innocence but I couldn't really enjoy it because I don't feel like I earned it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >au'ra

      byeeee

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >au'ra
        oh shit new race?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, even the final boss of the expansion dies before he can do much of anything nowadays. It's a real problem they need to fix. You can try to find people to run it at minimum item level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >without me doing much
      How do you know?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop thinking like an autist and strip yourself of your soul and treat all old content as dead, throwaway shit, that you rush through to get to the whatever current savage prog is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But that's exactly what autists do.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wow raider brainrot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is objectively the incorrect mindset. Go back to WoW.
        Also, there is no "current savage prog" because anyone who's not new has finished progging months ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just start up a PF and set it to ilvl sync so everyones stats are limited to the minimum level for the required content.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Malera
      Why do they always have the absolute worst opinions?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tank it you nognog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that hair
      >those horns
      >that homosexual posture
      >that gear
      o i am laffin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need to do minimum item level. It will help.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not nophica feet or giantess content

    What are you doing, guys

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go from Plat 1 to Plat 4
    I don't like the new CC map...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me neither, the small corridors and corners are annoying. Plus the hazards
      Palaistra is still the best one, because there's basically nothing going on in it. It's just you and the opponent
      And on that same note, the best map in frontlines is by far Onsal Hakair. It's the smallest map, it has the most action, you cap a point and then can move on to elsewhere (usually for more fighting)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me neither, the small corridors and corners are annoying. Plus the hazards
      Palaistra is still the best one, because there's basically nothing going on in it. It's just you and the opponent
      And on that same note, the best map in frontlines is by far Onsal Hakair. It's the smallest map, it has the most action, you cap a point and then can move on to elsewhere (usually for more fighting)

      I don't even know how to play PvP, I just sign up when Khloe makes me or for the roulette and spam buttons until I die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Hours of Gold 4 hell getting snowballed to death.
      I made it to platinum and lost any drive to play any more.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an Azeyma friend

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >made 2+ million selling crafting food today
    Frickin nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice anon, moving up, i hope you are re-investing those profits

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funding the rest of my new set yeah, ran out of tomes for mats, thankfully all I have left are accessories. Well and the main and off hands but those are lowest priority since they don't benefit all the classes like the rest of the gear does.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Been my patron guardian since 1.0 launch since I just put in my birthday. Do gotta say I got lucky on that one.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah homie my homies Nald and Thal got me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally won't let you into the afterlife unless you pay them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you spent your life worshiping the Traders and died unable to pay the heaven tax you should've gotten gud.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When are they bringing Gaia back into the MSQ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's unironically a chance in the next patch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why don't these people close their doors properly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my cables go through it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nose ring

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that nose shit makes me want to punch her face until she bleeds

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that nose shit makes me want to punch her face until she bleeds

        I can handle a nose stud but the septum piercing just looks like snot or a booger or something is hanging down from her nose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why did she put the stupid nose ring on?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      troony i bet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Gaia's lips so fricking hideous
      They ruin her entire fricking face

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish BLU was an actual job. Why do they hate BLU so much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Our time is coming in 7.0. Believe it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, you're getting Krile's new Mystic/Oracle job.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I for one am looking forward to the uptick in Krile porn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My wife wearing loose onsies on our honeymoon to Mercydia!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw the FF Anthology CG render

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've fapped to worse. Look at how flat that fricking chest is

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              made for fricking while Hydaelyn pilots her

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking flat chested smug scholar while she is possessed by big tiddy mummy scholar is what I want from reality, but I am denied

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Man, even as an FF Vgay at this point I'd be fine with a Tank/DPS/Healer fixed skillset that lets BLU work in regular content, Blue Mage is one of my favourite jobs in FF.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible, they've worked themselves into a corner with BLU as a side job and they might cut their losses and just make it a real one in 7.0. Currently it's locked in at 1 small update per expansion, so one update every 2.5 years.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're busy preparing the real BLU job with 3 specs. our time is definitely coming, we're gonna be able to clear all ultimates as 8 BLU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Our time is coming in 7.0. Believe it.

      You know BLU's time is actually coming when we get a New World expansion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They don't hate blue mage, they just hate you. You specifically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too much power. It has to be contained.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't SE combine skillspeed and spellspeed into just speed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because I can sell two different kinds of food to raiders then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because they think it's funny when I accidentally meld spell speed don't notice until weeks later

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To frick with PLD

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. Oschon for my archer cat.
    Have considered Llymlaen and Thaliak because I FSH so much.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it is not on the Nintendo Switch it is not a video game. Wrong board

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You got your armor already, right WoL-kun?

    Also rate my bun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      slow grinding also she cute

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >she

        Look again anon, lol.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hate male viera

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, just got it first try
      Ill make a glam for it later

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The coloring is so limited jesus christ yoshipiss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What armor?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, just got it first try
        Ill make a glam for it later

        It's the PVP series 3 armor you get at rank 25.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh wow, it takes me months to farm that shit

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you can literally just do cc once a day and you'll get it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just do daily Frontline and 5 CCs a day, you'll catch up quick

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              im too lazy to play daily, I got both lvl 25 on the last week of the patch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Currently rank 23, skipped Secure and Seize so I can finish my Knight of Glory achiev at the same time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why rush it

      Every series previous I burned through the rewards and while it was nice to have them early I had months of needing 20k to hit the next load of trophies

      Plus the armour itself isn't that good, if you're playing a REAL job like tank or maiming they have way better looking armour already; this shit is purely for casters who only have robes. Which I don't play anyway but will use this just for the glam.

      Pointless.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whats the difference between a portrait and an adventurer plate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      portrait = for pvp and now when you enter any content, different per job

      adventurer plate = different custom cool card you can check with right click on people/chat at all times

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rubicante
    Am i clearing a bossfight or taking a spacial reasoning aptitude test

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I get the same feeling whenever a boss fight turns into flashing lights everywhere. I can't see shit, what am I even doing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It used to confuse me in the beginning until I realized it kept mostly the same patterns
      >Purgation 1
      First it's either a triangle or a rectangle then it's always two rectangles covering 3/4 of the arena
      >Purgation 2
      Two triangles (either next to each other or with a gap between them), then 2 rectangles covering 7/8 of the arena
      >Purgation 3
      A single triangle or rectangle first, then a triangle and rectangle, next to each other
      >Purgation 4
      Repeat of purgation 2

      What kept fricking me right until the end was his Immolation (spread variant) shit. Even that Limit Cut thing, which I saw for the first time in this fight, I got it down in 3-4 tries.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        4 is random every time but if you make it that far anyway what the frick are you doing, he should be dead before the limit cut.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh damn, really? My bad, guess we were (un)lucky enough and got the same as purgation 2 all 3 times we reached that part, the last two times we killed him before that Purgation went off.

          Spread mechanics in this game are fricking ridiculous.
          I was in a Hydaelyn farm last night and if you're not PERFECTLY 4000 miles away from every other person you get fricked. Really unforgiving.

          Yeah, even during that Flamebrand part you'll see people killing each other in PF all the time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Spread mechanics in this game are fricking ridiculous.
        I was in a Hydaelyn farm last night and if you're not PERFECTLY 4000 miles away from every other person you get fricked. Really unforgiving.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no eureka/bozja

    it's dead. seeing half of the army of people die to the first mechanic in a critical engagement actually made this game feel like an mmo at times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how do you farm the relics now? I haven't even done 2.1 hildibrand yet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ARR: Poetics and books
        HW: Poetics and Scrips
        SB: get a few levels from weeklies, then follow the train
        ShB: just follow the train
        EW: Poetics (thus far)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even Poetics but current (though not capped) tomestones now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yep, can't have that and up to 3 additional raids in the zones. have fun with 1 - 4 man content only

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing half of the army of people die
      Unironically my favourite thing to see in the game, which is why I want them to make Alliance raids harder. I remember when I got a really shit party for lighthouse and everyone kept dying to the boss that summons those water jugs, most fun I've ever had in the game and as a healer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing half of the army of people die to the first mechanic
      just queue into mhach or the lvl 70 24-mans

      how do you farm the relics now? I haven't even done 2.1 hildibrand yet

      literally no one knows yet, only step right now are tomes and we only have 1 variant dungeon so even if they try to tie the relic to those, it won't happen for a few more patches

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really want to know their thought process and reasoning behind not making one, I know they had to cut bozja short but it's pretty obvious how great the content is for patch downtime especially. Yeah there is the vocal minority screaming about how they hate it but surely they can see the sheer number of people who go in and actually do the content.

      >Island Sanctuary is show up and click a few buttons tier
      >Criterion is dead after you clear it once

      If you aren't doing the ultimate 6.3 is 4 months of running your 24 man once a week and not logging in, I can only imagine how bad the 6+ months of 6.5 is going to be without any content at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People did it because they had to. Bozja was awful content.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Explain what's bad about it.

          >Can zone in and play at your own pace, only do the things you want when you want
          >Have Bozjan Actions that let you do some wild shit
          >Critical Engagements are just hard enough to filter people and give you some laughs
          >CLL is pretty comfy to run
          >Delubrum Savage is arguably the best piece of content they've put into the game in a long fricking time

          Yeah the zones visually were ugly but the gameplay was great, you probably sat around whining and not using any actions.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Relics are the other coin of Raiding. It's a goal, you get a reward. Look at the Variant Dungeons. It's already dead because there's nothing to work for.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Of course it's dead, it asks for extreme level investment and spits out yellow-quest tier rewards. I don't know why they're so fricking careful about only receiving the rewards from CORRECT SOURCES, it's like they want their game to become a queue-fest
            >yellow quests are a one-time thing you can do to get some more story - they spend money writing and scripting them
            >having people do them would make the WoL actually seem like an adventurer and add some much needed life to a world that is dead
            >refuse to give any tangible incentive to actually fricking do them
            This also applies to FATEs but to a much lesser degree, filling up an XP bar with those isn't entirely out of the question.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also it was one of the only places where they designed non-raider content around the groundbreaking and shocking principle
        >if you fail the mechanics, you die and lose the fight
        Desperately longing for a world where some dungeons are around about Bozja level rather than full on afk fests. The sky didn't fall and, contrary to what people seemed to believe, the community learned to handle it. It's really weird to kneecap your entire game for 0.5% of the playerbase in a No Tard Left Behind initiative.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wipes used to very occasionally happen in Heavensward and ARR dungeons. Seems like some people were having complete mental breakdowns over it so square enix decided to change them from "pretty unlikely to wipe on" to "basically impossible to wipe on". The game is ruined because square enix decided to treat casual players like moronic babies who are too emotionally fragile to handle the occasional wipe, but the reality is that people with that mindset are a small but vocal segment of the casual playerbase.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah all the ARR, HW and now SB dungeons are piss easy because they had to make the compatible with trusts

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wipes used to very occasionally happen in Heavensward and ARR dungeons. Seems like some people were having complete mental breakdowns over it so square enix decided to change them from "pretty unlikely to wipe on" to "basically impossible to wipe on". The game is ruined because square enix decided to treat casual players like moronic babies who are too emotionally fragile to handle the occasional wipe, but the reality is that people with that mindset are a small but vocal segment of the casual playerbase.

          I'm new at the game and I've had a party wipe in SB stuff. Usually from over-ambitious tanks.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Bardam's Mettle is a legit party wipe if the healer and tank overextend. ShB's Holminster Switch too. Mostly a first timer issue. The Burn's Mist Dragon is a party wiper too at times.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            SB is one of the only places in the game where mindless w2w at max gearscore isn't the default strategy. It's also where CDing busters becomes more important. A big w2w from a non current or 'fixed' older dungeon is actually reasonably demanding healing-wise so I'm not surprised. It's the boss mechanics I'd like to see more wipes to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They want to make evergreen content and not lock important stuff like relics behind a 24 man raid that now takes 2 hours in discord to try and organise a run

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm not looking forward to Eureka/Bozja myself, I kinda want some of the mounts/minions but it doesn't look fun to deal with as a new player just reaching this old content.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wish they weren't content islands like Warframe, which leads to dead content. Bozja at least is semi-active because it's a place to level jobs after your daily roulettes are done.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          island sanctuary is honestly just there so people can click on something while queuing and they should've directly told people that so people don't compare it to bozja
          variant dungeons are fine as an experiment with how the rest of the game fricks you over if you don't have a static even for completely casual content
          it would be nice if there was more like bozja but there's a reason why they want to make other stuff

          to be fair it's not like matchmade content is better in this regard, even pugging deep dungeons for jobs levelling takes some time these days, the rest of bozja is also fine with how much echo they shit out for CLL and Dalriada that you can 3man Dalriada, it's only DR that's a problem

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If people want to click something while queuing why not just level actual gwthering

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Remove the portals the eureka is fixed. Port over the new system for the bozja raids and consider ways to enforce FFA to remove the need for discord bullshit. I don't want to deal with unironic furry drama when I just want to fight Ozma.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I refuse to use discord period.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then don't make the relic grind there, but have it have its own stuff. Why is it that people who don't want Bozja/Eureka always have these shitty arguments about things that SE could easily fix for the next iteration.
          It's like saying you don't want more Savage raids because one mechanic in the last tier was boring

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What about new players who want the mounts?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            not him but that's the point, if there were no relics or other rewards the rest of the playerbase would have even fewer reasons to bother with it, especially the stereotypical hardcore raider

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have 4 ShB relics maxed and the only step in those relics that I did in Boza was the DR timeworn artifact one, yet I have Emblazoned and Gunnhildr's Blade titles and every mount from there. I would have done all of it without relics. Relics aren't even anything that hardcore raiders typically care about, since raid weapons are better

              What about new players who want the mounts?

              You can get all the Eureka and Bozja mounts now if you want.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You can get all the Eureka and Bozja mounts now if you want.
                And in ten years?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully in ten years we'll all be free from this hell

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They'll probably have added NPC trusts like FFXI and you can do it solo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You'd be complaining about it having no rewards like ASS instead

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have never complained about the lack of rewards in ASS. I think the reward mount and titles suck, but I don't hold that against it, maybe the next one will have stuff more to my liking

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no eureka/bozja
    based, this game is healing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no eureka/bozja

      it's dead. seeing half of the army of people die to the first mechanic in a critical engagement actually made this game feel like an mmo at times

      Having no Eureka/Bozja has killed this patch series and fully turned FFXIV into a lobby game. Literally all DoW/DoM content is now an instanced dungeon/raid.

      Bozja was delayed and cut short and still gave us: EX Trial, two boss FATE zones + duels, 3 Alliance raids one of which got a Savage version.
      The replacement is 3 Variant/Criterion dungeons with no worthwhile reward structure and snoreland sanctuary.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty depressing when you stack it up and look at it.

        >Everything Bozja brought with it in your post

        vs

        >Market simulator where everyone follows a discord bot
        >Gathering and Crafting that doesn't even use your skill levels or real jobs (even after Ishgard Restoration gave everyone free level 90s)
        >Normal mode dungeon that is actually kinda neat for a few days of finishing your log
        >Criterion dungeon that you run one time because it has basically zero rewards and no replayability

        They at the very least need to fix the rewards from Criterion, it's unacceptable for it to have been released like this. You only get 4 coins for clearing it, not even on a per boss basis, and 90% of the rewards are fricking materia. It's also worth pointing out that they aren't doing another Ishgard Restoration type piece of content and that alone had more going on than the Island Sanctuary.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I hate island because I actually have friends in game and like doing things with them so island is like that place I go be sad alone in to do some Incredibly boring grinding.

          It doesn't hurt the game to have it but it should be an addition not a replacement to actual MMO content.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how you guys run out of things to do, I think it's more you're out of things you WANT to do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very true, I just end up playing something else while wishing I had more content in FFXIV I want to do

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What game?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nioh 2 at the moment

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crafting set's done, fully melded, and I didn't even have to spend any money. Feeling pretty good.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just rename it Zero Fantasy XIV

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Taking away Zero's hat and hiding it where she'll never find it!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Taking Zero's hat and placing it on my crotch for a surprise!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *tips penis*

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Of course not
    I think you shouldn't be allowed to change, fantasia be damned

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to be stuck with shitty Nymeia.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she always has been

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nald’thal and Azeyma are the only possible canonical choices for WoL’s diety

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about Oschon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not, are you crazy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >canonical

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nophica is the canon deity because she has the biggest breasts. Simple as'

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only in Bozja/Zadnor could I play as a Black Mage and tank all the bosses in the raid and do the most damage while Im at it.
    I miss it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WAR + Blood Rage
      >Spamming out Fell Cleaves for 200k a pop
      i can't believe it's gone...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw that one time we failed Lyon 3 times in a row because the Lyon party was shit

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is it pronounced Ven-at or Ven-ah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ven-aut like astronaut

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ven-ought
        I think you're wrong and/or don't know how to say Astronaut

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Venus

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >He isn't playing the best healer in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I miss SB Eureka numbers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fiddled around with this and couldn't get it to work 100% of the time, what gives?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like the ilvl influences the values, try changing your gear

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought pagos would be the real deal breaker

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People talk about how fun Bozja is, I'm on the first zone and so far it's
    >people trying to solo and dying
    >people not using essences
    >an army of DPS killing half the enemies and then dying
    >people doing their own things

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately most FFXIV players are allergic to fun and absolutely refuse to use any essences or actions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If a rotation is drilled into your head why suddenly do something else

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Then at least use the strongest dps essence you have available if you can't adjust at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >consumable
            >optional
            No thanks

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >optional
              not in my pf party

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As much as I like using them, I wish they weren't consumables. It hurts me on a spiritual level to use them. It's like in a Fire Emblem game where you never use your Sword of Kill God +99 the whole game and just use Iron and Steel swords.

        If it's your first time, never rely on other people. They might be playing tank but they just wanted bigger help. They won't help you nor pop stance on. They'll watch you die and use their tank health and mitigations as insurance for clearing the rest of the boss assuming they don't get owned themselves by one of their mechanics first. Always have a cure or regen essence with you

        Amusingly enough, playing healer sometimes has them following me around which is funny, I end up having my own army of DPS and tanks following me. Bozja really shows the role distribution. The only time I see other healers are pocket healers for someone else, usually a WHM.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >pocket healers
          Yeah cluster farming is a thing. Also tank+healer gayness but mainly clusters

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          essences being consumables pissed me off so bad especially if its behind some bullshit slot machine type deal to farm them
          essences should have been something farmed to make a trinket and make that a permanent thing that you can switch in and out and/or activate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it's your first time, never rely on other people. They might be playing tank but they just wanted bigger help. They won't help you nor pop stance on. They'll watch you die and use their tank health and mitigations as insurance for clearing the rest of the boss assuming they don't get owned themselves by one of their mechanics first. Always have a cure or regen essence with you

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >invest a gorrilion dollars in dev time into the island sanctuary
    >don't design around any amount of cooperation or multiplayer in your MMO
    >even fricking farmville lets your friends water your plants
    Nothing really feels thought through

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate my friends, stay off my lawn.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Eureka until I got to Pyros, then I just lost any interest in playing it any further

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally like saying
      >I got to first base with a girl and then lost interest

      Like WHY do people wimp out of Pyros?
      "WAHHHHhh da big DWAGONS ARE SCAWY!!!"
      FrickinG PUSSY
      YOU KILLED NIDHOOG YOU STUPID LOSER

      LEARN HOW TO PLAY YOU CAN SNEAK PAST THE FRICKING DRAGONS

      FRICK YOU, YOU ARE NO WARRIOR OF LIGHT.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the sleeping dragons are in pagos too you dumb Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was getting through Pagos and starting over from zero again with no teleports (an not even mounts at the time) and just thinking
        "Not this shit again."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ww-WAAAHHH!
          MOMMY! I NEED MY MOUNTS MOMMY!!!!!!!!!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >spend five minutes running to Notorious Big
            >arrive
            >it's dead
            Wow such fun.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn't have an eureka gf princess carrying him around
              Sucks being ebless I guess

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shout for a ride with someone that has a multi seater mount to ride the train around

                >two (2) multiseaters in the game
                >both pay to win
                Yeah lets support this game design, it's excellent.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he didn't get the Titan Savage mount
                Ohnonononono

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He had the Titan Savage mount during Stormblood
                Tell me your secrets Anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The FFXV car mount was available during that time. Besides, we're talking about going in and doing Eureka right now anon not five years ago.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't matter doing it now because you can fricking mount right away. They changed it because they knew they were being shit fricks the first time around.
                Bro I like this game too, but I swear, the amount of bending over backwards some of you will do to defend every shitty decision is insane to me.
                You probably enjoy the weekly loot lockouts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The FFXV mount was available FOR FREE during the time Eureka was current content. You did not have to spend a fricking dimenon the cash shop to have access to a multi seater mount.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It came out after Eureka. The only mounts you had access to initially were the passenger chocobo (paid) or the whale (paid).

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >what are Draught Chocobo and Amber Draught Chocobo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Just buy into our pyramid scheme if you don't want to spend
                Not in-game, fricker.

                I agree, not being able to try endlessly is a great part of it but I feel like there can be a better middle ground, they wouldn't have the same feel or appeal if you were to be able to just go in whenever

                >Released at the end
                Woah amazing, after everyone sweaty had already done it.
                Like I say, you frickers will do anything to defend even the most scum frick decisions the dev team make, no matter how obvious it is they're trying to sell you the whale mount you'll defend it. You'll defend the motorbike that's randomly faster than other non-paid mounts.
                You'll defend them gradually sliding the cash store into the game bit by bit.
                Fricking pathetic.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly the real advice I'd give you is to stop being a fricking pussy and do the Eureka content on foot like the vast majority of us did when it came out. When the trains were active there were people that would basically drag your corpse through the mobs with mutil rezzes so there really was no excuse.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nta but was is a big operative.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Not in-game, fricker.
                Unironically skill issue. Next time try begging in shout chat maybe one of us DRAUGHT CHOCOBO HAVERS is going to let you on

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not paying YoshiP I just spent my free time convincing nine people to give him sixty bucks!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What are recruitment hubs and bot scraping
                Literal skill issue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                FFXV Car Mount came out in April 2019, ShB came out in June 2019, there was a three month period where the both the car mount was available and Eureka was current content.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've got my gold feathers chocobo mounts by spamming my recruitment codes on the invitation subreddit. They got fetched by bots and now I have 9 invitations from randos. Literal skill issue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >FFXIV car
                >Skyslipper from Titan
                >Cerberus from DRS
                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are you actually moronic?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Al-iklil
                >E4S hoverboat
                >FFXV car
                >Cerberus
                I have 4 multiseaters and I've never bought anything from the shitty shop

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >two (2) multiseaters in the game
                >both pay to win
                Yeah lets support this game design, it's excellent.

                Oh and the Landerwaffe has 2 seats too, forgot about that one

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shout for a ride with someone that has a multi seater mount to ride the train around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You quit right when you got to the actual best part anon

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Myste in the ass

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God it's impossible to make a good non-racy portrait with the Evenstar Coat, there's so much cleavage. I just like the jongleur look.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHy did they have to ruin the Twelve by just making them into Venat's simps? They'd were more interesting if the Ascians were behind them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, they were always going to be second fiddle to Hydaelyn.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eureka and Bozja were simply overtuned for non-Savage content. Your average player doesn't want to deal with shit like Baldesion Arsenal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Baldesion Arsenal was entirely optional content that onoy gave you a mount and rewards that were only good for Eureka itself. Casuals wouldn't have bothered anyway since it wasn't relevant to relic completion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's side content. You finish eureka when you finish hydathos story. SB eureka best eureka. Frick nerfs

        Everyone lines mounts, anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What's the Hydathos completion to demi ozma ratio? Not saying you are wrong but in reality how many people bother doing BA?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My point wasn't how many people did it, but how it's not labeled as Savage and is thus too hard for being non-Savage content.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You are told with a popup the content is hard. What are you on? You have to click the little checkbox

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is it so hard to add a little (Savage) at the end so everyone knows it's only for poopsockers with a static?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't that's going to be any more effective than a warning message telling you the content is hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your average player will play what they're told to play by squeenix and like what they're told to like by the community. XIV is peak monkey-say-monkey-do community.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's side content. You finish eureka when you finish hydathos story. SB eureka best eureka. Frick nerfs

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pardon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      out of ten

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV WON

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when two (three?) of the relic steps for ShB was to run ARR content that's already run to death by people looking for easy roulettes? Probably the most run instance in the fricking game? Nice evergreen content, glad I don't have to do anything interesting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was an optional alternative way of getting them, you could get the items needed from Bozja itself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >make the most boring option that runs already popular content also the most efficient method
        >in a grind
        >in a multiplayer game
        >call it optional
        Hrm. Wonder why the other content is dead.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You still needed to grind Bozja for the next step anyway because you had to finish the questline.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Menphina's been my patron ever since I used me free fanta to swap from suncat to mooncat

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Menphina the lover, the lover of what, dark skinned highlanders?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, there's no reason they can't let BLU into PvP if it has balanced skills like everyone else.
    Just take like 4 signature spells and remake them in the same dumbed down way as everyone else.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Sadu.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >For me, I have excellent tastes
      Fixed that for you, my king.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know they had internet in the Mol camp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's my WOL
      Literally made for (me)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think my WoL is cute but I find it hard to think about her in a sexual way. She's like my moronic daughter.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can understand why you feel that way but I'm too autistic to form that particular bond

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's weird how that happened to me too. I think maybe the Westermark Effect even works on pixels if you've been playing with the same character for a gorillion hours.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does the class (not character) portrait change back to default every time I change my glam? I just did a trial with one, I didn't change anything, but I still had the default look with the aether background

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yup, gotta go to portraits -> edit -> save
      every
      single
      time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Eeugh, that sucks. I thought the one option to not change the armour every time you did would stop that. At the very least it does save the pose and facial expression

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ToT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yeah everything is saved you just have to open it in the portrait editor to update the gear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything about that system constantly wipes itself and forces you to redo and re-save, all because of SE's autistic insistence on "OMG YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE ITEM WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE ITEM BOY FRICKING HOWDY YOU HAD BETTER OWN A COPY OF THAT ITEM OR BETTER YET HAVE IT IN YOUR INVENTORY *RIGHT NOW* OR YOU ARE *NOT* ALLOWED TO GLAM IT OR REFERENCE ITS ICON FRICK SHIT FRICK". If only they spent that kind of effort on the little things that mattered. I suppose I can give them a sliver of benefit of the doubt though and say they may have done it for a legit reason like trying to reduce overhead by not keeping things in memory unless absolutely necessary, for the sake of console limits. I doubt it though, this smells more like one of their throwing the baby out with the bathwater attempts at strictly curating player experience to "fit their vision".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like how people shit the bed over this

        yet when anyone has a minor complaint about anything else, like combat mechanics, writing or literally anything else, it's "stop complaining"

        like maybe
        maybe the dev team just isn't that competent after all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >can't even sort his own portraits every single time
        Skill issue

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's a good way of farming gatherer and crafting materia? I'm not buying them from the TM.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What do you want to craft?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The new crafter and gatherer gear, the materia is for the meldings

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're already gonna be farming tens of thousands of scrips for the Gripgels you might as well farm some more for materia

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know those weekly custom deliveries? You do them, without fail, every week. If possible you do the ones with a bonus. You then spend every white and purple scrip on tier IX and X materia. Adhere to this, and you should easily have enough to cap out each new set of crafting and gathering gear. Remember, there are only a few new sets to get each expansion so you have a lot of time to stockpile.

      Of course, this won't help you much now because you either let it slide or are a newer player. At this point there's nothing you can do short-term outside of hitting the scrip grind if you can't buy the materia in bulk.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have spent the last 1 hour clicking interact key and skipping hildibrand cutscenes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a wretched individual you are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll enjoy fighting her unreal trial in a few years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      BUT BRO...HE-HE'S....pffffft....STUCK IN THE GROUND!

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      OH MY GOD DUDE ROFL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me. You envy my joy de vive, fox-kun.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do new dungeon
    >heh cool doll boss
    do new trial
    heh cool arena cleaves
    do new alliance raid
    >heh cool scythe mommy
    >wait what the frick why is her moveset identical to the doll
    >heh cool Halo-
    >wait what the frick why is she doing >Rubicante's overlapping arena cleaves
    >Nymeia
    >arena cleaves AGAIN

    Do they honestly just come up with new mechanics for each expac and use them for EVERYTHING in that expac? Seriously?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Literal God of Time
      >Super power it to make a debuff expire faster

      >God of Fate
      >Gaze or Pyretic

      Of everything, I think these concepts were bungled so fricking hard. What an absolute was of what could have been an amazing boss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Halone doesn't make everyone berserk
        >Nymeia has seduction instead of the Goddess of LOVE
        >God of TIME does not have anything remotely similar to E12S
        >Nophica doesn't grow plants (fertility) like Titania
        >Menphina's dog is literally just a SB dog but big
        >No freeze mechanic from Syrcus
        Jesus Christ.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >seduction instead of the Goddess of LOVE
          there's different forms of love
          I do have my own problem which is
          Tsukuyomi probably took away all the moon-related mechanics they can think of

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            God forbid they reuse intetesting and fun mechanics and recontextualise them through mixing different ones in there. That would be awful.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait what the frick
    you don't even get a new building to build when you hit rank 11 in island sanctuary? so hitting rank 12 is even more of the same nothing chore?
    I honest to god believe this is the worst thing they could have ever added to the game and it is impossible to make worse content

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I used my only Fantasia which I saved since 2.0 to convert my patron to Nald'thal after 6.1. No regrets and no going back.

    Stoke now, kindled flame, hotter burn, sing till breath expires!
    May those who wander paths in the dark find firelight!
    May we all as true equals die!
    Never fear unjust favor's bite!
    May we be judged by what is right!
    For this we pray, we pray, we pray, we pray twinfold!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >convert my patron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I made my character during ARR's launch, I had no idea who the Twelve really were and my selection of Byregot came purely based on the fact that he was the seventh god on the list, and I was going with a 7/7/7 theme (born on the 7th day of the 7th month etc.).
        In the past 9 years of playing FFXIV, my highest level crafter is level 8. I am not a true child of Byregot in the least. Meanwhile I have mained Black Mage since 2.0 and continue to even now.
        Thal is my true patron and as far as I'm concerned, always has been.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine your patron deity being literally
          >the first and weakest boss in an entire raid tier of a pantheon of gods
          >a fat dude in a purple toga
          >can't even "build" himself proper shoes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Boys
          >Jews
          >Gay
          Nah even as a BLM I want a different patron. Azeyma would be acceptable, Lalas worshiped her instead before they when were less shit anyway.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >wanting to frick your god instead of wanting to BE your god
            I do not listen to masturbatory apes.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Now why would I want to be a gay israeli twin?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you want to be the embodiment of wealth and just authority, ruling over life and death, bringing prosperity to all who deserve it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Just
                >Only people with money deserve heaven

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nald'thal is wealth of the soul, as well as wealth of the wallet. It's not that people with money will receive heaven, but that people who deserve heaven will receive money.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Lolorito exists

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lolorito isn't actually a bad person. Sure, his primary motive is profit, but he's been your capable ally since Stormblood.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This post was composed by israeli- sorry I mean lalafellin hands.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You'd mash a potato in a heartbeat and you know it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I'm not a pedophile.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The Revolution will not spare you.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lolorito is a bad person that is successful despite the fact that he is fricking awful, even from a purely capitalistic point of view. He's only "our ally" for as long as Tataru allows him to exist (not much longer)
                The true trade war between Tataru, Rowena and Ameliance will begin in 7.0 and will define the story for the next 4 expansions.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You've got this all wrong. Tataru has had an alliance with Ameliance since the beginning and just recently formed one with Lolriot in the last patch. The real endgame is destroying the most pure evil in the entire setting, that being Rowena.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking about the next 4-5 expansions, yet in Rowenaward we see Tataru and Ameliance team up to defeat Rowena, but then Menphina's Blessed storms in and fricks shit up

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He's only "our ally" for as long as Tataru allows him to exist (not much longer)
                Tataru's Endeavor literally just this patch shows that she's still working strong with the East Aldenard Trading Company.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ameliance
                the point is that she's so generous that fricking Rowena keeps thinking it's some 4D chess plot
                or at least she did it on purpose, but she's still nice
                the true 8th Umbral Calamity will be started by Rowena's reflections meeting each other

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The point is that Ameliance has such insane capital she can leverage, that Rowena is completely incapable of contextualising the entirety of the deal. I'm sure Rowena THINKS that she is getting the better of it in EW, but Ameliance went to the only university that currently exists and the power of math is definitely enough to beat Rowena and the WoL

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, Lolorito's still a cutthroat motherfricker it's just that he believes that his own wealth won't mean anything if Ul'dah as a whole isn't prosperous so he will put the good of the nation above absolute maximum profits. If there's some competitot trying to edge in on him he'll absolutely destroy them if they get too uppity and not thing twice about it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lolorito isn't stupid, the balance of power in Ul'dah has tipped, you either play by the Sultana's rules or she sicks the fricking WoL on you. Lolorito knows enough about the game to know when to play by the rules. You can either exist, or you can oppose the NWO ruled by the ironhand of the player-character-gifted-god of the universe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, god-slayer hero is apparently easily poisoned by a literal who, so...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah sure, Lolorito knows that he took a risk at the end of ARR, that is why he comes sucking your dick begging for forgiveness. Do you think he would try that gambit again 4 expansions later? No one is moronic enough to best against the WoL on the Source. They had to bring some homosexuals over from the 13th to find idiots dumb enough to fight us.
                *remember that Tataru is completely cloaked in the WoLs invincibility aura and she isn't a moron, I'm not sure evenGodbert can stand in her way

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I do wonder if they're going to do an arsepull to power us down at the start of 7.0. Fighting the most powerful voidsent still makes sense as a challenge, but further escalation seems impossible after fighting the most powerful primals and the manifestation of the unvierse's despair.
                And downgrading the threat levels without us somehow weakening would be silly. Like us jobbing against angry grandpa monk in ShB.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ran'jit only upsets me, because in some other universe they did a really good job of making Ran'jit part of the plot and closely examining the Thancred/Ran'jit metaphor in a way that made the final confrontation satisfying. Shame we're in the imaginary universe where I still like Ran'jit because he could of should of been cool.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Like us jobbing against angry grandpa monk in ShB.
                I like the theory that he'd spent so much time fighting sin eaters that he could use the light inside someone against them, which is why he could beat the WoL at that point. Still bullshit we lost to him while we had like 4 other scions plus Ryne and Lyna backing us up though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think powerlevel is an issue. Even within the mechanics of the game, make some other left-over shard invade the source, and have their Azem shard beat our ass fricking raw because they have less aether and so their "belief" empowers their greater dynamis so much more. There's a trillion ways to frick us over in terms of power level, The Ancients were gods for us, but they'd have almost lost to fricking Omicrons if shit timed out right, just make the characters engaging and then who cares about power level wank

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >other Azem shard mauls you through the power of pure butthurt because s/he was supposed to be the one that saved everyone, not you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >but they'd have almost lost to fricking Omicrons if shit timed out right
                ... are you implying the Omicrons are weak? They were the most powerful species in the universe.
                You managed to overcome Omega only when it chose to challenge you in what amounted to an arm wrestling contest. If Omega wanted to kill you and nothing more, nothing would've stopped it from pulling the same stasis cell trick that Midgardsormr had to save you from.
                Or just purging the rift entirely of oxygen.
                In the post-Endwalker Omega questline, Omega itself judges the Ancients as a "stage IV civilization", which, while admittedly vague, does not seem like it sounded very impressed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, exactly the opposite, I'm implying that - of the post Ancient civilizations' we've seen - that the Omicrons would be the most successful, in a way they're the anti-Hydaelyn faction except not fricking dead, well, I guess they are fricking dead

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are they dead? I thought the Omicron in Ultima Thule are just the reincarnations of a failed fragment of them but otherwise the Omircron are still out there evolving and owning noobs

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Omega loves to suck his own dick but he can't even come close to the literal magic of the Ancients in his raid series.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Omega is a girl and a wife, you can't change my mind.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Omega is a single unit of a multigalactic empire.
                He may be the biggest and the shiniest unit (though Chi seems to have higher ordinance as a "super heavy siege unit", it probably lacks Omega's flexibility), but judging the entire Omicrons based on Omega alone is terribly inadequate. An attack from the Omicrons is not contending with Omega, it is contending with ten billion demi-Omegas.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I still find it stupid that they thought you would poison nanamo at the end of ARR
                I took punches from Titan and then ripped him apart with my bare hands, I wouldn't need poison if I wanted to dispose of the head of a nation and everyone should've known it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >primary (sole) motive is profit
                >not a bad person
                Imagine being so mentally colonised by media that you think this is even possible.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >tries to humiliate you in the CUL quests
                >not a bad person
                All israelites-- i mean all Dunesfolk must hang

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                People actually remember the hand/land quests?
                all i can remember is alc, some e-girl winning a gladiator tournament, and the Bismarck shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The ALC job quests are probably the strongest link in the game to the 1.0 story

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yes, the ul'dahn israelites are moronic, like how they just had menphina went "lol the dragonsong war was dumb, halone doesn't want that"

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >RDM level 58 quest
    >X'rhun casually namedrops Alisaie, Zenos, Garlond Ironworks, Cid, Jessie
    >We visit the company of heroes guy Riol
    How based is this old man

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Compared to every other job NPC other than Summoner he feels much less tacked on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, CNJ+WHM?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Leveling a healer

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Granted, but the Conjurer's Guild are homosexuals and the elementals of the Shroud need to be purged.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The job npcs that integrate best with the world are Alisaie's mentor and Y'shtola's sister
        Man, it's actually a shame Thancred's mentor is now (probably) gonna be introduced when they've already ended job quests.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a cut scene in EW where you can see him walking with the dancer trainer too. Dude's a popular guy.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it seem like the content everyone whines about wanting back is the unfun content nobody liked when it was current

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the people who liked it were silent and content, when it's gone those people take to the forums to voice their displeasement over it being gone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the people who liked it were silent and content, when it's gone those people take to the forums to voice their displeasement over it being gone

      its that fricking twin engine bomber with the holes in it again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this

      Because the people who liked it were silent and content, when it's gone those people take to the forums to voice their displeasement over it being gone

      while going through bozja I was wondering why people kept complaining about it when it was the most fun I've had in the game so far and it felt like my time and sub were spent well since I was doing something because I enjoy it and not to chase the mmo treadmill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking love Bozja so much, it's just a big environment where you can actually play your job.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MMOs are filled to the brim with players that don't actually like MMOs but were hooked by marketing into the skinner box. These players make up a non-negligible percentage of the playerbase compared to other genres. As such, you'll find that MMO player-bases are unique in two instances:
      >they'll complain when they have to play the game
      >they'll complain when cheating is called cheating
      People who have traits if this subcategory are mazed and not worth paying attention to. A lot of criticism of Eureka and Bozja fit squarely into the former. Eureka was the only time XIV has ever felt like an actual MMO to me and they should look at incorporating elements of Bozja/Eureka into their zone design going forward.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This shit doesn't work when FFXIV is specifically advertised as the mmo you can play almost solo and without needing to be social with random subhumans.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Point me to an advertisement that states this. What you mean is that "people on reddit present it as..."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >muh reddit
            Fantastic argument.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              OK fine, I'll restate it for your delicate sensibilities and level of reading comprehension
              >Square Enix never marketed the game as such, the 'advertisement' you're referring to comes entirely from the internet fambase i.e. Reddit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                *Ganker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not certain if Ganker posts have much direct effect over the public perception of XIV as a singleplayer MMO. The "local' perception, certainly, but not overall.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why should someone here get their perception from anywhere else?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think you've lost the thread of the conversation anon. This was about how squeenix 'advertised' xiv as a solo MMO (being the justification as to why the game cannot be more MMO-like), it's very much about the public perception of the game - not the Ganker perception.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to be your friend. I hate you for being alive. I want to do the content, get my rewards, and move on. Anything that increases the amount of interaction I have to do with you is a negative, always.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone but me and a healer dead
    >manage to survive long enough for LB
    >actually beat the boss for the first time during that run
    Is there a better feeling?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Healer dies to a dungeon boss early on
      >Heal the party yourself as tank
      >Beat it without them

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eureka was shit
    bozja was good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To tbh I don't get why

      1.Eureka isn't updated to have Bozja's "queue into boss" feature. It's just great QoL
      2. BLU isn't allowed in Eureka.

      >What are recruitment hubs and bot scraping
      Literal skill issue

      >working for Squeenix for free to get a virtual mount

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >working
        >not just posting once and forgetting about it
        Crybaby

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THE GREAT CATACLYSM, FAITHFULLY RECREATED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      guh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FLAMES TO LICK AT YOUR HEELS

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the strongest job in CC PvP right now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Uninstall Wizard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're all good right now compared to when they first came out. Just play what you find enjoyable.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HALONE!

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finally get a proper yukata since SB
    >Kaiten is STILL not back in the game
    unplayable, I guess it kinda works on MNK too

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know what the ilvl for the next relic step will be? Is it predictable based on previous relics?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should be 630 if it's like ShB:
      https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Resistance_Weapons/Quest ilvl 485, patch 5.25
      https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Augmented_Resistance_Weapons/Quest ilvl 500, patch 5.35

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ty

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are some PF nonos? like things u should never do
    new to PF

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      read the description and be aware of any strats that are listed
      don't join a group for a phase you haven't reached
      if the group wiped and nobody discusses the mistakes before pulling again, just make your excuse and leave
      if it's a learning party don't rage at people for making mistakes

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the art of Menphina getting fricked by her dog? Asking for a friend

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i was late to the patch and now I can't clear the extreme with the "people" roaming pf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Consider trying another DC

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd been trying since patch day on PF and only last night did I manage to clear and get my weapon. For some reason, every Ex I've cleared through the PF was during the night/late hours tbh.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are we bidding on a plot today, gentlemen?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'll wait till last hour. Don't want to get cucked more than usual

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wait, we're on a Thirteenth focused patch series right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, he's locked behind role quest completion purgatory so they probably won't make use of him at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ask me again how fricking assmad about Cylva, Unukhalai and Taynor not being included in the current MSQ
      I'm really mad btw you don't need to ask

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never take Unu to the 13th and Cylva to the Source
      >ywn have an adventure with the two of them discovering the ways of saving their world and listening to their stories of the past lost
      >ywn instantly realize you can open a void portal if you bring Taynor in too for like one patch

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >we will never get our shots harem of Unu, Taynor and Varshaun
        It hurts...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shota*
          Frick!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Unu, Taynor, Varshaun, Alphinaud, Elidibus
          Here's your babysitting squad for this year bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        bro Cylva is an old lady, let her fricking rest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw even DoH quests are miles better than the current msq
    Brehs, I don't feel so good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >even DoH quests are MILES better than the PLD quests

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry PLD-kun, at least your quests will always be better than DNC or BRD60-70 quests.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >your quests will always be better than DNC or BRD60-70 quests.
          You and I both know thats not true

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The virgin Lolorito
    >Muh careful planning (totally not a last minute backpedal)
    >Gets hyped as a major villain on 2.55 and the HW trailer, ends being the biggest nothingburger in the whole game
    >Last time he was relevant was five years ago.
    >Fanboy of the WoL even if the WoL would gut him in the spot.

    >The Chad Kageyama
    >Unrepentant villain
    >Aways there if you need a bad guy on Kugane
    >Has been arrested multiple times, still walks.
    >Makes his fortune out of literal soiboys
    >Made a deathtrap just to see the WoL kill and die for his sake.
    >Throws money everywhere he goes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >main story npc
      vs
      >side quest villain
      he is a nobody

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. gets constantly tatami flipped and clockwork Yojimbo'd

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >use orchestrion plugin to replace P8S music with the new alliance raid tracks
    >immediately clear

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So after about a week of on again off again grinding I've managed to hit 500k Ishgard points on one of the crafters. Only seven more and a little over half of the gathering to go, hahaha...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if I see you riding that mount I'm going to call you a moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead, no one knows how much time I'm wasting on this shit better than I do.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes actually. Ever since I started in Beta some 10 years ago. Meeting her and seeing how much she was like my character was really incredible.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No, my patron (Nymeia) is the cutest of all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A man of taste I see

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Licking Halone's sweaty armpit!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GUIDE US
      O MIGHTY FURY
      GUIDE US
      TO VICTORY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't bathe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't bathe.

      Do you guys think she has an unkept bush down there?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but Nophica's is bigger.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice clipping bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ayumi Namae-approved

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >actual groomer official art
            Lawd have mercy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on what the ishgardians think

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone does

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my goddess Halone is free from body hair.

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Started about a month ago. Level 50 and I have not had one interaction with another player. The game is fun but there is no socializing in MMOs anymore. I miss old Maplestory, party quests and guilds that actually talked to each other

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >there is no socializing in MMOs anymore
      Have you actually made an effort yourself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Join NN. Do unsync coils.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking as someone who played MapleStory to death.. that experience is nowhere to be found anywhere on the internet in the post 2010 era. It's gone forever, friend. You won't find it here and you won't find it there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The MSQ experience is not the game, people talk enough in content that actually demands organisation and interaction.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, as a sea wolf roegadyn who started as a lancer, there's just no other choice than Llymlaen. I'm sure my spear fishing goddess who controls the winds will show up soon enough

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will Gaia ever be topped?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, forcefully by Ryne.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah by Ryne nightly

        While I'm fricking the both of them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah by Ryne nightly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's been topped by almost every frickin woman in this game, she's UGLY ugly thanks to her fricked up face

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        her face is fine its just those horrible lips

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The lips cause other issues with her face, but yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >get trapped in a light prison for 100 years
      >you finally get out and your 12,000+ year romance has been broken because the latest incarnation of your wife got stolen by a teenage lesbian
      >then you get beaten up by the WoL
      Mitron had it hard

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ShadowBlack folk deserve ever misfortune that befalls them

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eureka and bozja were the most fun ive had with this game and i truly dont understand why they get so much artificial hate. Criterion dungeons are fricking boring trash and potd/hoh/pvp/island sanctuary make me wanna log off the second i start them up

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no way to convert your tomestones down
    I am nearly capped on the weekly tomes and I have nothing else I'm interested in gearing, let me spend these things on tome mats for frick's sake

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be MNK
    >Patron deity Rhalgr since 1.0
    >tfw

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are storyskippers so mad about moogle delivery quests? They're pretty decent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Objectives too far apart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The postmoogle quests? They're optional aren't they? Why would skippergays care?

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new crafting food means I can shit all of my tsuo teas out directly into cash turn ins instead of having to keep a supply for myself on the side
    Nice

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this game has been out 10 years is it even worth playing

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Tier 2 and 5 CP materia are more expensive that tier 9 because a Balance spreadsheet said to meld them
    Every fricking patch I get to israelite out on the same sheep.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i dont want to meld above the equipment's specific stat cap because that will give me a red number

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Portraits for gear sets associated with glamour plates can only be updated in cities and sanctuaries.
    Spaghetti code...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because glamour plates themselves can only be applied in cities and sanctuaries.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >glamour plates themselves can only be applied in cities and sanctuaries
        Which is already moronic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Spend 5 minutes making my portrait
      >Extract materia
      >It breaks
      Yeah, I think I'm gonna ignore this shit tbqhwyf

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im a suncat so i worship sun mommy

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Best way to gear is to subject yourself to a stress test of simon says raids only to be rng'd out of rewards and be forced to reclear them weekly

    This is a moronic system and I don't know why its allowed to continue. If the motto is you can play anyjob you please the loot system says otherwise.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rng'd out of rewards
      join a static

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All content save for current Ultimates can be cleared with crafted gear. Endgame is glam.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get that. I'm saying the weekly lock out and rng of the rewards for doing the raids is stupid.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's still a sub-based MMO anon, that's how those work.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just wait until the next raid series so you can ilvl cheese it

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want a minion for each god so I can have them run around my island sanctuary and I'm sad because I know that's not going to happen any time soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but anon, you can just get the minions that are the same as their familiar forms

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I want to frick the chibi, not the animal

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe we got steam bun physics before viera got hats...

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guys do you still lose mettle if you die at rank 25?
    By that I mean, I know you can't de-level, but it'll take that much longer to get your Proof boost?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Returning is what fricks you in the ass. Dying is negligible

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you die just yell in chat for a rez, you only loose mettle is you respawn at a crystal.

        What I'm worried about is the DRS run failing. lmao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          A single dalriada covers 6 returns. It's not that big of a deal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you die just yell in chat for a rez, you only loose mettle is you respawn at a crystal.

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had Nymeia since I started and I don't need to change.

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Altcuck because he seemed like the boss of the bunch and has fricking time and space as his domain and now I feel cheated.

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the rotation in the Zodiark fight I just follow the tank

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The arrows point the wrong way, just think it like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bros help.
    Do I level Monk or Ninja.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say NIN but it's fricked right now
      Actually I'll still say NIN because not even the Dung Eater would touch MNK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Both

      And then erp with my nin or mnk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dislike MNKs obsession with renewing it's damage buff and DoT every ~12 seconds as core gameplay; meanwhile its "damage" gcds when they don't need renewing are boring straight punch's.

      Play Ninja. At least you know your 123 is filler

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rule 63 Meteor
      i've... never seen this before

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is DNC gameplay really just hold everything for 2 minutes until technical step is up, then face mash?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically but you loose dps if you do that, you have weave the ocds in and follow a correct priority or you gimp your progs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You mean weave during tech step or during the down time?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          During tech step, I know it's inviting to just press all the glowing buttons after using tech step and the other two abillities but you have enough time to go through all of them.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >basically a general now

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