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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people hate SB
    >go back and check the reviews
    >every singe reviewer that reviewed HW praised Stormblood 4.0 and gave it a higher rating then HW
    What is happening? I am getting false flagged? Like I remember when it was current content people loved the shit out of stormblood. People had a hate/love relationship with Zenos. I even fricking remember the meme "finally no black robe guy being behind everything" people also unironicaly loved Lyse being their waifu.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lyse is a moron and anyone who likes her just for coomer reasons should be culled.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people also unironicaly loved Lyse being their waifu.
      Well you got me to read to the end so I give you 6/10

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You either have an extremely shit memory or you avoided the net at the time. People hated Eureka on launch, with JP having highest clear rates (even then, less than a third of their playerbase). People absolutely hated Lyse, not just here but on social media in general. Overall, people didn't like the split focus (to this day this isn't popular) between two continents. People didn't like the Ruby Sea. Zenos was divisive. Let's not forget some of the biggest job balance pains in the game's history, to the point that Yoshi stopped announcing job change specifics in live letters.

      However what SB was always praised for was the actual content, so Savage, trials, HoH, Ivalice raids, etc. It actually felt great to play. This is where shit gets muddled and you'll hear some praise SB and others shit on it. It was very much a mixed bag depending on what slice of the game's content you value the most.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate Ala Mhiggers so much. All they can do it leech off of other races. After they utterly fail to defend their country, they show up in Eorzea and when they get aid so they don't starve to death, are they greatful? No, they have the gall to act as if they're owed more. They refuse to work because they expect others to go and retake their homeland for them while they jerk each other off in a smelly cave.
        When one of the Ala Mhigger subhuman scum finally works up enough nerve to actually attempt to take back their country, do they rally their people and go for it themselves? No, do not forget they are a race of leaches. Instead of rallying his people to take back the country, he rallies his people to attack their Eorzean hosts and use trickery to force them into war against their will, causing the horrible deaths of thousands of the countrymen of those foolish enough to let these scum settle in their borders as refugees.
        In the end, his plan works and (you) free their country for them. Then, when it's all over, they pick one of their own that was just sort of also there jerking off in a corner while you saved the country singlehandedly, and declare her the hero that saved the country.

        Ala Mhigans deserve to be wiped out to the last. The world is better off without them. They're worse than the beast tribes.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beast tribes
          Shut up, chud. They're just tribes now.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw no Garlean Legatus called Tidus van Wakka
          THOSE SAND-BLASTED SAVAGES

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Overall, people didn't like the split focus (to this day this isn't popular) between two continents
        That was literally the only part of SB I liked. If it didn't have this we would have been stuck with the Alamhigans for an entire expansion and it would have been a thousand times worse.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's very likely that if we had an expansion dedicated solely to Ala Mhigo then it would probably have been written a lot better than the region was in Stormblood. It's abundantly clear that the devteam wanted 4.0 to be solely the Far East Expansion but fans were all clamoring for Ala Mhigo (likely for being the last part of Eorzea proper that players hadn't gone to yet and they were assuming it would be as engaging as Ishgard had been for Heavensward). So they felt obligated to have Ala Mhigo in there somewhere even when it's abundantly clear they didn't want to, since about 90% of the content in SB was located entirely within either Othard or somewhere else entirety. I mean, other than a handful of dungeons, the ONLY major piece of content in Ala Mhigo for the entirety of Stormblood was one beast tribe and Omega, the latter of which had absolute zero relevance to the region and only served as the location to the interdimensional rift's entrance, which could as well have been placed anywhere. They really should have just dropped Ala Mhigo for 4.0 entirely and focused entirely on Othard and come back to revisit it for a later expansion when they could focus more attention on it, instead both regions suffered from it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got so bored with stormblood that i dropped the game after i finished it
      Having fun in gw2 instead now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice bait. I'm sure you dropped the game right at the gates of ShB, the literal only reason to play this entire MMO.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stormblood is terrible. It's a boring slog nearly the whole way through, Lyse is an awful non-character who does nothing the entire expansion, and the story is a complete stepdown from HW.
      The post-expansion content is pretty good though, both MSQ and side. Sort of a saving grace.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People also unironically loved Lyse

      Bruh, what kind of fool do you take me for? Lyse was a God awful character even when she was revealed in HW. All everyone did online was dunk on her character and how annoying she was.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Choose to help the Resistance
        >Sent a letter knowing it was probably going to be intercepted by the Resistance
        >When the EA finally decides to help free Ala Mhigo decides to just go to Doma instead
        >Scions knew the real Yda was dead and pretended to not know Lyse was pretending to by Yda

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but she was hot and wore really tight shorts and showed off her belly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The story is what people disliked, not the expansion. Bingers think MSQ = expansion but they're moronic so don't pay them any heed
      >people liked Lyse
      Lol, but the debate on if the lady in red was a DNC or martial artist was real funny leading up to the reveal.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i admit, i thought she was a Mime

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enjoyed Stormblood
      >Love Lyse
      It's a good life.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lyse was a better character when pretending to be her sister but she is so fricking hot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would take mhiggers over ancients any day, the story has only become worse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        terminally shit taste, ancients are kino

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Autistic communists are kino

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        mainly because ancientgays are cancerous autists

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MSQ: Golbez dies
    Raid: Athena dies

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're not going to get Zeromus because hat would be too obvious. They're going to subvert our expectations again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because hat
      heh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just a daily reminder to all the doomsayer. Game is more popular then ever and basically retained like 82% of the players after the PEAK of a expansion drop, which is fricking unheard of. Most mmos lose like 50-65% when a expansion enter a drought content. doomsayer...its over.

    I will use luckybranco number which says the peak was 1,7m. we are currently 1.4m subs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >game still sitting at around 1.4 million players a year and a half into the patch cycle
      The doomposter narrative is crumbling

      fellow doomsissies.... is it unironically time to switch into alt-narrative mode....?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      those arent subs

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game still sitting at around 1.4 million players a year and a half into the patch cycle
    The doomposter narrative is crumbling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wait until the next WoW expansion and Blue Protocol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt wow dealing with crisis maps because devs are leaving

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon we already had a WoW expansion since Endwalker launched and it had quite literally no effect on XIV whatsoever.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        11.0 will be different for sure!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just wait until new world
        >just wait until lost ark
        >just wait until riot mmo (it is dead now)
        >just wait until ashes of creation (forgot the name lol)
        >just wait until dragonflight (LMAOOOO)
        >just wait until elden ring
        >just wait until....SOMETHING

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek doomers really tried to push all those games against FFXIV didn't they? Guess Blue Protocol and Throne and Liberty are the next ones.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't Blue Protocol pre-fricked due to AGS?

            i thought diablo 4 was the current ffxiv killer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i thought diablo 4 was the current ffxiv killer

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          did riot mmo die? i thought they just silently work on their games for years until saying anything about them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It may as well be dead, they've taken in like 90% of the trannies who left Blizzard over the last few years.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it looks like it's been a complete development mess so far

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue Protocol
        >Amazon

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happens with Pandaemonium, I hope that at the end of the story, Themis knows everything about the events that come to pass in order to bring back the present and states that Venat did the right thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope lahabrea shows up the one we fought in ARR and HW, and basically give some encouraging words to our wol and basically says he sorry for everything, and leaves with a smile on his face, only for him to call us Azem. And basically bait us by saying stuff emet did and basically say we still got a lot to explore

      I just want him to be redeemed. like his character getting fixed to the point people stop posting pic about "famous last words"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Lahabrea is chilling in the lifestream and plotting his return now that he knows about time travel. Probably left that crystal to be discovered and expects WoL to go to Elpis to get the other piece

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really wonder how they're going to tie the Lahabrea part up. Are they just gonna go "yeah that wasnt real lahabrea that got killed by thordan!!!"?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it being the crazy evil half that got killed actually fits pretty well considering how cakclingly evil he was compared to the others.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if after the sundering, lahabrea reunited with his other half and just slowly went crazy over the 10000 years?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not. I think he's got an elaborate plan on getting his 2 halves together via WoL

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's possible.
            Point is, CBU3 does have an out for ARRabrea, and I'd be surprised if they don't use it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this character can only be redeemed if he sucks off our bland self-insert like every single other character in the game!!!
        You are so boring.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        p6-7-8 covered this entire arc already tbf, we understand that he is powerful, wise, terrible at work/life balance, but ultimately a good guy, he is a solved character arc that we got to have a taste of.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given that Lahabrea's alter ego clone acted way more similar to the crazy Lahabrea we fought in the present my guess is that he somehow merged or swapped places with his clone after our time in Pandaemonium and will probably still be just as batshit when we run into him again in the aitiascope.

        >and basically says he sorry for everything
        I hate this and hope they go for the complete opposite. I want him to regret jack shit, state that he did all of it for his people and he'd do it all over again if he could, and continue to insult us for either being an incomplete subhuman or for being an outright traitor to their cause. Have him own up to his ARR insanity rather than just "oh sorry that wasn't the REAL me, please don't bully me :(".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      1st set of raids: gothic horror
      2nd: RE body horror
      3: ???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grudge style crawling demon horror

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Erotic horror.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at Pandaemonium coming to life and become a weird freakish abomination.
        It's some shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        liminial horror

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        VHS horror

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Castlevania
        Resident Evil
        ???

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Ring. i expect Athena's face to appear on the screen like Red Girl's did in Tower at Paradigm's Breach

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            hooooolyyy kino

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. She has achieved her goal of Godhood already. And now she's in the Lifestream.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Existential Horror

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We just did endwalker

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happens with Pandaemonium, I hope that at the end of the story, I can sunder Elidibussy with my dick and add another white-haired b***h to the harem

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha yeah my people being killed horribly twice for no reason is great, I'm okay with this even though it makes no sense and no one sane would think this
      >NOOOOOO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT KILLING OR RETIRING THE SCIONS YOU SICK PSYCHO! GAME OF THRONES! GAME OF THRONES!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>haha yeah my people being killed horribly twice for no reason is great,
        I can't wait. Cope.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how to expose a psycho
          Your kind is a blight on society.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            ZODIARK

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              DANCE

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ancients were feeding the souls of their people to a primal for promises of salvation, putting them on the same level as the fricking sahagin you fight in the 2.1 msq. venat did nothing wrong

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >were feeding
          That's disingenuous, those people volunteered for it and were held in the highest esteem. They were not some kidnapped villagers.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and a lot of the beast tribe people thought that getting fricked up by leviathan/titan/ifrit was actually a blessing and le good because they were also moronic cultists just like a lot of the ancients were

            they were still being fed to it. just because someone volunteers to do something moronic doesn't mean you should go "oh ok, leave them to it"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            hey, quick question for ya
            what is "living energy" in this context?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            hey, quick question for ya
            what is "living energy" in this context?

            >it's only the faithful of our god
            >wait a minute, this isn't going fast enough to get what we want, we should force people into it

            literally the exact same motives as the fricking lizards feeding people to ifrit all the way back in the starting MSQ. its like poetry, they rhyme

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's just going to say it was le shrubberies and maybe a few rats

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                As any dyed in the wool Trooncer is wont to.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >animal sacrifice is totally normal bro
                lmao what

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's more that it's an extreme cop out based on nothing simply because the shade of Hythlodaeus (a Zodiark supporter recreated by Emet-Selch, another Zodiark supporter) didn't outright go and state "oh yeah we were gonna sacrifice unwilling innocents" even though it's pretty clear from the tone.

                hey, quick question for ya
                what is "living energy" in this context?

                >"We would offer some portion of its living energy"
                >"These dissidents surrendered their life energies in the creation of Hydaelyn" (they died)
                Followed by
                >"They argued that enough had been sacrificed to Zodiark--that this new world should belong to the lives newly born."
                >"to the lives newly born"
                It spells it out pretty clearly, but because the story doesn't use sirens to scream it into your face, they just hide behind ambiguity and force their headcanon that "oh venat just became a mega-psycho vegan terrorist who killed her own people because they were just sacrificing a few plants and maybe some cows"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's israeli.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't all intelligent races from sundered ascians ?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. As far as we're aware, all non-beastman races are considered to be sundered Ancients.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                even beastman are sundered ancient. they have the echo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we have to give up peoples souls for zodiark to have the equivilent power to do what we want
                >but we can give them the souls of animals/plants, stuff that the ancients could literally summon with magic without too much issue, in order to give zodiark an equal amount of power that he doesn't need all those souls of our loved ones anymore

                why would they assume that the one group is equal to the other?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're on copium and get away with bullshitting because there is a lack of clarity in the sundering narrative that is only filled by suggestions, hints and subtext. Which means coping ancientgays have the perfect opportunity to assert their whitewash "they dindu nuffin it was just a few cows we would sacrifice for our frens" narrative.
                When the reality is that if that were possible, then the ancient may as well have banded together to channel pure aether alone into Zodiark and stayed alive. The fact that in both Hydaelyn and Zodiark's case, living Amaurotines had to sacrifice their totality to make it work makes it clear that it requires more than just feeding some aether.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the final boss of FF4, you ask?
    Zeromus

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends if you count the sequel

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Already got recycled in EW itself

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh the discord defense is still here. I guess adventurer plates to show off your glams and more houses for hosting erp clubs really was content all along.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even give a shit anymore. No one ever dies. The only thing notable that ever happens is fanservice.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Themis piledrives Zero through a table and becomes the next scion you heard it here first.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a transitional move now brother, he needs to hit 6 Canadian destroyers off a balcony through a 15' tower of chairs and tables if he wants to get that 3.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick all will happen in the msq except the stuff you expect in order to conclude the story.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More hyped for the XVI previews and trailer than the XIV patch this time honestly. Glams suck, MSQ will be predictable and short like always, and the stuff I want most from it are still two months away.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much easier to gear up will it be next week? I barely had enough to qualify for the trial last patch and I'm honestly feeling lazy about grinding shit right now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would it be easier or harder than previous patches? You get your raiding tokens, a trial weapon and I guess new crafted gear? If you don't have a crafting eb maido already you failed at life

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want The Hat to be real so bad it's unreal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hat comes out
      >Rabbits can't wear it
      Time to get a fanta.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone who doesn't hate Ilberd explain why is plan was bad? Eorzea alliance would never start a war with garlemald, especially for a shit hole called Ala mhigo. And even if that happened. Eorzea would literally cut that city-state apart and sell it for pieces to each other. It is insane to think that Ilberd plan was bad, when all he had left was bad moves. He literallly allowed himself to become a primal so he could go out and fricking burn Garlemald while eorzea alliance takes that chance to take over ala mhigo.

    Also Varis is a moron. He knows that calamities last like 100+ years right? Did he somehow believe that garlemald would somehow survive next calamites and then defeat ascians? Did he really believe his own hype that much? Like the oldest fricking city-state is radz-han and it was basically just a trading hub with no nearby neighbors

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did he really believe his own hype that much?
      Yes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He knows that calamities last like 100+ years right? Did he somehow believe that garlemald would somehow survive next calamites and then defeat ascians? Did he really believe his own hype that much?
      Yes he did. Probably thought the Calamity will mostly affect Eorzea or other places where he spread Black Rose. After all, the last Calamity didn't affect Garlemald much and they got advanced tech and floating settlements

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >every fricking scholar/scientist in the settings understand that the 7th calamity didn't effect the world because louxsix was the only one with a fricking working brain trying his hardes to contain it.
        >Varis think every calamities is basically fake climate change hoax and starts falling into "well you see my sources says that the 5th calamity of ice was just effect small areas and you are basically believing fake news"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Varis suddenly somehow starts thinking that calamities aren't world ending threats because of the 7th
          >the world ending threat are basically just people overreacting and ascian trying to separate mankind
          this works so fricking well.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also works well with the HW scenes where Varis decides to genocide the beastmen despite everyone fricking always saying "Do not genocide the beastmen, it just makes the problem worse".

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh boy! I hope my grandson Varis Zos Galvus, the current emperor of Garlean Empire, doesn't find out that we been keeping all the damage from previous calamites as HOAX. Oh no it would be HORRIBLE, if he realize that all calamites are basically region locked to region where it started and it would NO WAY ever effect Garlean empire in a negative way. Surely he won't find out about this extremely secret that we went out of her way to hide so that every single scientist from sharalyan to radz-han to the very heart of the garlean empire have the same talking point...surely he won't go out of his own way to ignore those scientist and scholars to SOMEHOW find out dirty little secret that the calamites arent dangerous at all and last barely a few days
          Emet-Selch outside Varis Zos Galvus bedroom talking to himself, before between the alliance and garlemald empire

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >stop killing beastmen unless you go for them all you just making the primal problem more of a problem
          >We must genocide just half of them, so they learn not to summon their gods to defend against us. Dirty beastfolk.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >unless you go for them all
            Even that doesn't work too well because the more you kill, the more powerful the primal. It literally takes missing just ONE and you're fricked forever. Just look at what happened when Ga Bu lost his parents, he did the summoning by himself. Only way you could possible kill them all would be to make it look like a natural disaster so they have no one to blame, and even then who knows if one of the survivors won't just flip out anyway from grief.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit, I didn't consider this.
              Usually you need a good few beastmen and a ton of crystals to summon a primal on a good day, but Ga Bu summoned Titan(Hard) just by himself and a quick visit to dead kobold storage.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kill all of them doesn't even work, because any other races will start summoning primals to pre-defend themselves. Literally happened in meracyadia and even the sylph does this. Also basically killing a bunch of people in a single area is INSANE because of the ambient aether that is left around after you kill someone horrible.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              sometimes a Primal might end up coming to existence accidently as long as the prerequisite are met. Dont even need to do a ritual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah even that. Imagine people thinking or asking for help inside their mind before dying? All their aether is clearly going to try to format that god, especially when it KNOWN that people dying in a horrible quick sudden death will have their aether SPIKE and act irrational

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can someone who doesn't hate Ilberd explain why is plan was bad?
      It honestly wasn't. The worst you can say about it is that it was improvised, but he made the sacrifices he was willing to pay and got the results he had wished for. If anything, shit went better than he had hoped for, since Raubahn and all the city leaders as well as many of the alliance soldiers survived the war and he had hoped it'd be a bloodbath just out of spite.

      >every fricking scholar/scientist in the settings understand that the 7th calamity didn't effect the world because louxsix was the only one with a fricking working brain trying his hardes to contain it.
      >Varis think every calamities is basically fake climate change hoax and starts falling into "well you see my sources says that the 5th calamity of ice was just effect small areas and you are basically believing fake news"

      >Varis is a negationist.
      >Probably convinced the calamities are just a hoax by the eorzeans to keep everyone down.
      Frick me that's just too good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ilberd’s plan was bad. Not only was shinryu supposed to be bahamut level which would just shit on everything and not really help Ala Mhigo, possibly cause a calamity, but really the only reason garlemald falters during SB is zenos doesn’t give a shit. Especially if ilberd succeeded and killed the WoL or some shit.
      >but it worked out in le end
      It’s like giving credit to Xande for saving the world, because the events of CT let gra ha in the tower which ended up saving the first and the source

      I don’t even hate ilberd, because he’s entertaining, but his plan was objectively shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, Ilberd literally said he was ok with Ala Mhigo and the whole continent if necessary getting razed to the ground. He LITERALLY just didn't want Ala Mhigo to be under the garleans anymore, he was full on "If I can't have the world I want to have, then no one will" mode, and his plan's goal was just to start the war and not let anyone at all be able to just sit it out. The only point there is that yeah, maybe if Zenos had fought to win the entire time he might have ended up winning, but he also did get a free Echo and Shinryu transformation because we handed him Krile and Shinryu in a silver platter, so it kinda evens out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s all completely unnecessary as the garleans were just BTFO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shinryu was beaten by Omega and basically left in a capture ball, which is why you see omega faces on the capture device.

          They literally got a free primal because of that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but we did that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Always surprises me that Omega basically ended up in a stalemate with Shinryu. Restrained Shinryu, but he himself got yeeted into a crater where he basically went
            >well frick, I need upgrades

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets thrown in neet cave
              >Begins doing powerlevel shitposting
              Typical

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pay attention. Varis knew very well what calamities were, however, he agreed with the Ascians plan to rejoin the shards. He flat out says this when you have your meeting with him and the Alliance leaders, that it would be better to all die and become the superior, excellent beings they were meant to be rather than continue on as the fractured beings they are. Varis wanted the Ascians to win, and for everyone to die. This is why all of the Scions and Alliance leaders freak out when he says this and call him insane.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        fricking speed reader. Varis honestly to god believed that he could take on the ancient. Ancient didnt need us at all, and was going to kill us all once the rejoining was completed by telling zodiark to eat us. That was their end goal.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is currently unplayable on AT&T unless you use a VPN, due to an NTT node in Sacramento dying and getting 50%+ packet loss
    This happened during 6.0's savage release as well.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So get a VPN moron

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday was the last day you could have played Shatter 1.0.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't play it before and I won't play it now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rival Wings is 1000000x better than Frontlines. The only problem with Rival Wings is class balance.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spotted the troony, go back to circlejerking in your shit discord. RW is complete trash.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry your coom destroyed mind is too broken to understand something as easy as RW. You can stick to FL

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can stick to your homosexual revival discord trying to gaslight people into thinking the literal shittiest mmo PvP mode of all time isn’t complete trash.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Revival
              Once I got my 100 wins I never went back, Revival is only good for populating Rival Wings while 95% of the dickheads on that server don't actually care about helping the new people they bring in and just want easy fodder so they can work on their 1000 win achievements.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Which is why i will always call out RW homosexuals for being discordtroons. The mode is so god damn bad, because of how the map works the game is over two minutes in.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the game is over two minutes in
                So you be sayin... I could farm pvp shit by afking Rival Wings?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Assuming you can get into the game at all.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn’t actually end in two minutes which is why the game mode is trash. Leads are just impossible to overcome.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I misremembering or didn't Shatter's map get slightly tweaked before this? This is 2.0 to 3.0 right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tweak you're thinking about is the crystals being highlighted on your map 30 seconds before they spawned. But I think that was the only adjustment to the map itself over the years.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good riddance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL, forever lost...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It can't be helped, sovl has been on a steady decline since ShB

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth getting back into the game? I unsubbed at the start of ShB because all the job updates in EW just made the game really unfun. I thought about resubbing for the new BLU content.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not really feeling attached, you may as well wait until 6.55 or 7.0.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then don't resub till 6.45

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till the next free login period

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I unsubbed at the start of ShB because all the job updates in EW just made the game really unfun.
      ???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unsubbed at the start of ShB
        >because of EW updates

        That has to be an AI generated statement

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has to be or I'm going crazy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Has to be or I'm going crazy.

          You are missing the point. Or pretending to

          >someone makes a typo but you can still understand what they meant
          >NOOOO ITS AI-GENERATED!!!!
          lmfao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go play something else.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOO
            Generic NPC behaviour

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        That has to be an AI generated statement

        It's true though, a lot of jobs are less fun to play in EW vs SHB. Red Mage is a good example
        >mana management made extremely easy
        >proc management made less important
        >movement still sucks, while other casters got huge movement buffs, yet RDM is doing relatively less damage now than it did in SHB

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are missing the point. Or pretending to

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a lot of jobs are less fun to play in EW vs SHB.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            RIP Battle High.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            video unrelated

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Being BRD and not being in the middle of your alliance
            Deserved for bad positioning

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut the frick up, red mage got WAY better in EW.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mana management made extremely easy
          literally more complicated because instead of "well I'm about to overcap soon since I'm at 80 mana" you can melee more often, meaning that you need to spreadsheet more to optimally reach 100 mana during your burst
          >proc management made less important
          the exact opposite of true. because of how accelerate works now you get less procs then before meaning the ones you do have more important
          >movement still sucks, while other casters got huge movement buffs,
          accelerate being swiftcast 2, dash/backdash being given 2 charges and being able to melee combo more are all big buffs to your mobility
          >RDM is doing relatively less damage now than it did in SHB
          https://www.fflogs.com/zone/statistics/33
          the key thing to look at isn't RDM total dps, its RDM vs SMN. in shb summoner roughly the same utility as rdm (some would argue that summoner titan egi and phoenix healing are better utility then chainrez for progging) while doing way, way more damage. in ew red mage has verbarrier to close the gap on utility that you actually want to press and the two classes are very close in dps.

          there's a reason why rdm is being played way, way more now then it was during the same time in shb. every single class is better now then they were at this time in shb except for summoner which was overpowered beyond believe and did everything.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That or he was about to start ShB when 6.0 dropped, but he picked the worst possible way to word it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unsubbed at the start of ShB
        >because of EW updates

        I meant I unsubbed after I got to the ShB MSQ after doing all the raids and a lot of side content in the older expansions, including BLU and a few beast tribes.

        Based seer anon.
        Please, tell us the winning cactbot number.

        Its the last 4 digits of your SSN.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unsubbed at the start of ShB
      >because of EW updates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BLU update is in 6.45

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based seer anon.
      Please, tell us the winning cactbot number.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait for 7.0 then, if you still don't feel like playing it then just quit and stop thinking about it since the game will probably never change enough to meet your tastes at that point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get your field commander coat after 6.4? You didn't really earn it.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    name something more antisocial than this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey, friends! Everyone feeling good today? I'm just peachy ^_^ :DDD glhf!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        a simple hello works better than
        > o/
        fricking disgusting, do you even know how to type or talk to anyone? fricking antisocial moron IN A FRICKING MMO

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          (Hello!)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, I just hit the 'ol laliho button at the start.
          Will only communicate if the group isn't full mute.
          Hate talking to my self while I'm in in what is in-practice a trust.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't believe in Eorzean hoax

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets killed by his son because of domas degenerate propaganda.
      Sad!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that third eye garleans have hard like a nail or soft like eye balls? How sensitive is it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Considering how Livia hides hers behind a circlet, I imagine they're not too sensitive.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it's mentioned somewhere either ingame, from a lorebook, or from a dev question they have the hardness of a fingernail.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How will they subvert our expectations this time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      13th will do a partial rejoining where the shard aka the planet will rejoin the source, but the moon won't so we will end up with 2 moons, just like 1.0 had. This will cause some religion shit in meracyadia and basically meracydia is opened for business for some weird religion shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somehow the Lambs of Dalamud has returned

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do I farm 45 irregular tomes without killing myself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rival wings. That's 9 wins / 15 losses.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not happening

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Come to Primal

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not american.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Light

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop playing on dead datacenters

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's chaos.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Panda ending will most likely be complete kino
    >Wont be Voice Acted
    Grim, maybe this once they will break protocol, seems kinda a waste just to get the larrybread VA back for a few boss lines, unless he regularly voices other characters? idk.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The bosses seem to have voices so theres hope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wont be voiced acted
      did you even watch the trailer ?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the ARR extremes so much more fun than any other fight in the game

    Leviathan...titan....shiva.....I want to go back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leviathan
      you didn't do it on content
      there's no way you think that fight was fun at all

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Titan
      yeah getting permakilled by SE's shitty servers was so fun haha

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >titan
      you mean fall of and not respawn? frick that fight
      >levi
      just stop
      >shiva
      decent fight.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did nothing wrong and were loyal to their nation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you crop Fordola out?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know why

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          My Wife Can't Possibly Have Done Anything Wrong!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          highlander emotes are really nice

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are weirdly girly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Misija unironically needed to be killed in the worst way possible

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Misija is for red rope bondage, spanking and tickling.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yotsuyu HATED Doma, and wanted the citizens to suffer and wither until they're nothing but barren husks.

      Fordola was... ambitious, but she was playing a loser's game against a nation whose citizens would never see her an equal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Yotsyu won would she have turned the wol into a sex slave or is she too scarred for that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should imo been forced to be impregnant by warrior of life for the rest of their life.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can i get fast event tomes? I just subbed today and want to buy some stuff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off newbie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A1, If you have a level 60+ Tank you can join a blue mage group in PF.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thank you, will try it later.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on JUG tank and GEO caster for next expansion jobs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sell useless item
      >necessary to complete one side mission way later
      >no way to get it back
      >can't unlock Cid on that save anymore
      I'm still mad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thoughts on JUG tank
      JUG is just a visual asthetic (that they've already made gear for) and not a real class and GEO would just be white mage: weeb dps edition

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jug not jdg
      what the frick were you thinking

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >registering a furniture glam for the island doesn't consume the original

    Shit, not a lot of money to be made marking up outfdoor furnishing. People who already own a house are just going to recycle what they already have. Still, some walls, gates and light sources might sell better than usual.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many hours do I have until the servers go down? I need to grind out the pvp armor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tuesday

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up and queue up right NOW

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I CANT BECAUSE THE MODE IS FRICKING DEAD THE QUEUE IS OVER 30 MINUTES LONG

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >msq will be more zero unkino
    >nophica and her fat breasts won't be back
    >yshtola will die and come back again
    >rdm will get nerfed
    >mch will get nerfed
    >drg will get pvp buffs
    >entire team is working on 16/17 so we get the scraps even though we saved the dying franchise and company
    please look forward to it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      By now they should drop the mmo format of xiv and go full single player and sell a complete edition that plays offline and be done with it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And lose out on all that sub and fantasia money? You're not very smart are you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      will die and come back again
      Oh no WoL looks like I *have* to use Flow while on the 13th

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'd just show up again right away since the lifestream in the 13th is broken and everything leaks out.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love doomsissies

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krile impregnation quest when

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The variant dungeon will set up the expansion and we'll spend some of 7.0 in Hingashi before going south or west.
    We will meet the female Hrothgar scion in a cameo she'll be Femroe in a mask but her tail and ears will be visible and tease the new Scouting job
    Y'stola will almost die fighting some voidsent which will prompt her to job change to the new casting job in 7.0
    Golbez will face turn claiming he was trying to stop the real threat and turn Zero into a real hyur girl renamed Cecilla
    The Ascian, Pashtarot who appeared at the end of 2.0, briefly mentioned in Elpis and connected to FFXII's version of Zeromus will be the new big bad guy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bro but it's Krile who's gonna be making the new casting job

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got urianger and thancred being swapped Kryle and Zero, i think Kryle's new costume will be based around FF3's devout to remain similar to her current reworked FFV whm look. But in without cream yellow.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Krile is mysteriously absent

        My bet is Oracle. Casting, weapon: bell. Abilities based off of the Twelve.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's going to be a reworked BLU, with 50 new spells, and spell "roles" for synced dungeon queing. The BLU 90 level cap and an exclusive side raid will revolve around her and the new BLU. I wish this was still a good game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >reworked BLU
            Literally never-ever, you can't "sanitize" BLU for conventional play without stripping away 90% of the job's intrigue.
            Let it exist in its own bizarre space where it shits out an eye-watering opener and then falls to below-average levels the longer the fight goes on.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so excited for 6.4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems about right.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breathing on the 13th's moon

      you know that is a good point. maybe thats why zero meets the lopporits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saved for the nearest future

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golbez is only hot with the helmet. Removing masks/helmets from characters to show their face removes their hotness.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Diabolos could actually have been a dude called Diavolo
      ROUND 4 MIO FRATELLO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >l
      >breathing on the 13th moon
      fricking speed readers. that is literally the first thing Venat did so all the watcher could survive you stupid fricks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The devs said that the moons of different shards serve a different purpose from the Source's moon. So yeah, more plot device

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rival Wings queue in Chaos
    >30+ minutes
    >Rival Wings queue in Light
    >5+ minutes
    Chaosbros...... its over...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a dogshit mode, no wonder the g*rmanoids like it so much.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'shtola will change to BRD.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoy how this picture came out 6 months before endwalker and its a non contextual spoiler

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let 'er RIFFF.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's some sort of pottery there about G'raha starting as an archer and then imitating her jobs and then Y'shtola going BRD instead.

      I got urianger and thancred being swapped Kryle and Zero, i think Kryle's new costume will be based around FF3's devout to remain similar to her current reworked FFV whm look. But in without cream yellow.

      >I got urianger and thancred being swapped Kryle and Zero,

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody's got to stay behind for the meanwhile in Eorzea cutaways. I'm picking the old men. Thancred is what? 28? Far too old to be out adventuring and Urianger can't swim.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Urianger can't swim.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thancred is what? 28?
          32. And frick you, 28 is NOT old.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its old for jrpgs. Even Y'shtola is using time magic to stop her aging

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Even Y'shtola is using time magic to stop her aging
              She just lies.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lying is the oldest form of magic known to man

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            By JRPG standards he's a fossil.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thancred is what? 28?
          32. And frick you, 28 is NOT old.

          you always mentally add 5 years to the age of anime characters to get the 'real' age. under this logic the twins would be 21 and thancred is pushing 40 which fits with their characterization perfectly

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Putin captured bahamut

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring Ryne Back Already

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only without Gaia. 🙂

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no Gaia
        no buya

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want any Gaia shit because the westerners will be obnoxious again.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbringers was so fricking cursed. Amazing core expansion, embarrassing patch cycle.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever stuck in the 1st

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does Ryne view warrior of light? No shitposting. thancred is her dad, Y'sthol is the weird aunt, urianger the weird uncle, alphy and alisae are basically her older siblings, but what about wol? Was always hard to imagine their relationship, especially when thancred basically been throwing us at her for 5 years hyping us up so fricking much, basically all the scions have been hyping us like a god warrior. Imagine how she viewed her before we met her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Warrior of Light is her "daddy".

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I've got it right
        >Thancred and Urianger: Dad and Mom (male) where Thancred is the stern educator and Urianger the one that gives her some leeway.
        >Y'shtola: The aunt that appears every once in a while to scream at them for letting her play with knives and consume alcohol, also actually lets her have some responsibility which she appreciates because the other two don't.
        >Twins: Cousins, sometimes they show up to play but largely doing their own thing, might fight at times, should by all rights be the ones she hangs out with most because they're closer to her age but since she was sheltered she doesn't.
        >WoL: The uncle that never shows up for family meetings but none of the others hold it against him because he's actually doing important shit in a foreign country so you grow up barely knowing them until the day he shows up and then suddenly you find out he's way goofier than you were led to believe and feel slightly disappointed but then after a couple of adventures you find out he really does live up to how much everyone talked him up.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          perfect.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How does Ryne view warrior of light?
        Mostly looking upwards, from on her knees.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like from the corner of the room while he's balls deep in Gaia

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying they don't squish together and present themselves to the WoL who takes turns with them.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every single character in FF14 wants to have sex with me, the warrior of light. That includes all the mercenary adventurers I take with me to battle (other players) and enemies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this bawd is probably shorter than a min height au ra. i want to bend her over a table

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      God why is she so attractive? There's something about her that drives me crazy.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ken AIslop
      The jokes write themselves

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think a random hippo girl will be upset and become the next final villain.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes so much sense

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miss me yet?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah not really. I miss Maehiro.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start doing the shadowbringers relic questline because I want the cool looking sam sword I saw someone get
    >First step is just doing a bunch of fates in old HW zones. Honestly kind of comfy because it was something I could do while waiting on que/pf and theres some fun lore in a few of these I randomly found
    >Then just do leveling roulette/60 dungeons 6 times, did that in about an hour no issue.
    >Then do castrum 3 times, got pretty boring because I had already done it a few times to level up in bozja/do the storyline

    but then here are the next steps
    >run 12 alliance raids, HW/stb ones that take like 40m each because people are bad
    >run DR (alliance raid nobody does without setting it up on discord) 5 times
    >run one hundred and eighty fricking normal raids accross 3 different sets of raids and then if you haven't killed yourself theres one last grind that isn't that brutal

    so I give up, just paying a bunch of tomestones I can get by doing content I actually give a shit about is way better. You're mentally ill if you pay a sub to do shit like this
    >b-but you can just do dozens and dozens of bozja fates!
    nobody does this fricking content anymore and people aren't in half the areas you need to be to get these items because the few people still in bozja are just in it to grind exp or other things and circle the same 3 fates over and over. because only total fricking jackasses actually bother with all these steps so they can show off instead of just downloading a mod to replace the relic weapon model over something so they can personally play with it

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >best song the entire expansion coming through

    >O TWINS GOD BLESS THIS LAND

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      too repetitive and shit lyrics nobody gives a shit about
      reddit song

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gridaniacuck angry his starting city didn't get a theme song
        Nice first boss lol

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gridania technically did get a song.
          But it's about sexy mooncat life instead of racist elves lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want LL's to be a pirate song.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      be a shame if the boss died before the awesome cutscene

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get that meme, it happened in every expansion and outgearing the raid is the most important reason you skip stuff

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it hasn't been this egregious since mid heavensward with Thordan became unable to actually kill you if you weren't trying to die

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe but I prefer skipping instead of bosses getting stuck at x% so you're forced to watch the cutscenes and shit

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think Nald'thal does the second thing because I swear last week we had him down to 0,x, he did his phase transition/cutscene and came back to die of a heart attack.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really wish they reworked his fight to be a bit more exciting, or just buffed the poor old man up.
            I also don't understand how they reworked thornmarch of all things but not the fricking chrysalis.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              chrysalis had the Aetherial Tear's HP cut in half, that, along with general player power creep is all it needed to be carryable

              people to this day STILL don't know that the dot he puts you on you before the big succ is what kills people who try to block meteors. you are intended to stay out until the dot wears off

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it hasn't been this egregious since mid heavensward with Thordan became unable to actually kill you if you weren't trying to die

        I hope they change the ilvl you queue in for Thordan and Endsinger up a bit.
        Endsinger is gonna be a travesty come 6.4, 6.5 and 7.0

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hades hasn't finished his post cutscene speech since 5.1 anon. Shinryu is the only final boss in which can actually fail on any more

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, they need to adjust it.
            It's just sad.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How many years have we been waiting for them to fix the three things you actually needed 6 tanks for in CT man

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked both.
        I don't think we had a lot of actually bad songs in EW. Just good and better.

        Dedicated to Moonlight is good but this is better.

        Yeah, people argue that one is better than the other (usually In The Balance), but I think they're both just very good.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still mad Menphina stole Halonekino.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno. I think the military march sounding bit in the Halone music works pretty well for her.
            I can get why people wanted something more personalized, probably with the Heavensward theme interspersed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's still Flow and With Hearts Aligned.
      Partial to Scream too, though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wild freaks was better than scream

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          wild freaks was better but scream's lyrics perfectly described my mental state when i had to raid with pf

          I honestly like both and the fact that people still say they like one or the other more means that we've had two pretty good raid tunes.
          (Personally, I also like Embers. But then again, I was always a fan of Shadows Withal and Amaurotine jazz so having that integrated there is top-tier for me)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Embers is criminally underrated by people who got stuck in p8s for months.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dedicated to Moonlight is good but this is better.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does halone have banjo hoe down music

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      halone had an entire expansion of ishgard organs music
      and the banjo hoedown was for the harvest god nophica

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Banjo hoedown was a good tune, frick the haters.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree. It goes well with the flow of Halone's battle t b h. Like I said before, it has that military march bit to it that I feel works real well for Halone.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it too much to ask from a small indie company for yet another Dragonsong/Heavensward/Freefall remix?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halone not being the last boss and having a remix of Faith in Her Fury playing was a disappointment. I don't care about some you just know god, even mechanically it was inferior to Halone.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 Months

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for the arguments

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it. They'll sneak preview the 7.0 updates for existing races at NA fanfest and keep femHroths for London. They didn't show off Viera or Hrothgar until the second fanfest for Shadowbringers.
      First fanfests are always big nothingburgers, with a first quarter trailer that gives nothing away except a brief CGI glimpse at one of the new jobs without confirming what it is, two areas without confirming what shard/continent they're on, new beast tribe and primal concept art, and some vague mention of a new feature/content type like Ishgard Reconstruction or Trusts.
      All the rest of that first fanfest is going to be abou 6.5.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      until furgay mass suicide.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    new expansion PLAYER BASE NUMBERS JUST DROPPED AND IT ISN'T LOOKING SO GOOD for Barry
    https://luckybancho.ldblog.jp/archives/57565553.html
    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw some idiot(s) eventually summons the WoL as a primal and accidentally triggers a world-ending calamity

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wild freaks was better but scream's lyrics perfectly described my mental state when i had to raid with pf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scream is a veteran ff14 player theme.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      both kneel to White Stone Black

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emet if he girl

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wild Freaks is coming BACK

    ?t=6501

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    inspired by the other bingo card i made my own. i hope you enjoy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright whats the hat meme

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that vrtra bit
      dragons can straight up breath in space, he can just fly to the moon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Krile is mysteriously absent

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesn't mean she can't disappear to be powered up off screen

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone forgot about the red herring

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone could at least fix the spelling mistakes.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Out of everyone, Azem would probably be the one that most enjoys the way the world is now, given his love for adventure and getting others to join in on his shenanigans.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, please explain to me
    the Hat theory, I'm curious what this shitposting is about

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright whats the hat meme

      a mostly joke theory that Zero's hat is the actual antagonist of the story. It would explain why she fiddles with it so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero's hat has an almost symmetrical embroidery that looks like eyes
      >Golbez's shadow dragon head doesn't look like the thing showed in the teaser, it looks like a shoe, or a hat judging by its tip and folds
      >Zero disappears in some dark mist
      >Zeromus has red eyes
      >an excessive hat-tipping was a foreshadowing all along
      tldr CRINGEKINO

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vrtra is fricking dead isn't he

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Azem was busy fishing when Zodiark and Hydaelyn fought

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Creation's sake, I just wanna fish."

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he was at the winery

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Azdaja stayed too long in the 13th and became corrupted

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hat theory
    pfft, nonsense

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like what a fricking hat would say

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way
      HIROOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He's picking his nose in front of us.
        What an butthole.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femroe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dem tiddies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i love femroes

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the maintenance time gonna be between?

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      still hated this answer about emet-selch and co escaping btw
      i cope with it by telling myself it was yoship answering it (it was) so it may be half-baked or just bs

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lore panel questions are given beforehand so that they can get complete answers from the writers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          do not take away my cope that answer was so fricking moronic please

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry man. The timeloop cheapened the Sundering.
            >She spared them because Mary Sue traveled back in time and told her they're around in the future
            Stupid.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It did and I'm not happy about it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It'd at least be tenable if they state that there was an OG timeline where everything transpired without WoL input.
              Emet-Selch and co just happened to escape the Sundering by their own merit. Venat sundered for her own reasons.
              And Elpis kind of just locks those events in by reaffirming Venat's decision and also informing her that Emet-Selch and co. need to survive because they originally did and they are necessary.
              (Still don't like the idea of Venat just being able to "make a gap in the sundering". That shit sounds dumb.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if they had accomplished what they had set out to do before returning to the aetherial sea, I don't think they'd reincarnate with lingering memories
      Hythlodaeus and Emet confirmed for reincarnating with lingering memories

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander saw all possible timelines and chose the best one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only true god.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm scared for the twins. They aren't going to turn to stonefor 1 patch are they?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they've already killed off Cagnazzo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Western morons infantalising the twins even though they're grown adults

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Westerngays are the worst.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope this patch gives up a crumb of a hint towards 7.0. Show me something that might hint towards a new job. Or the direction we are taking location wise.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      7.0 will completely be unexpected

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      look back on the msq. when in the expansion did you know where we were going in the next? 2.3 is when we started to get 'hint hint nudge nudge' about ishgard, 3.4 is when we started getting hints about ala mhigo, the first shenanigans was in 3.4 and 4.4 for shadowbringers, and endwalker didn't 'start' until the ending cutscene of 5.3

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zenos dreamed of The Final Days because he's related to Emet and thats how genetics works even if he did possess the body

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a real thing. the dna remembers....even through...soul and shit

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything cool for BLU or do I still have to wait?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two months until that hits still

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, alright

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I gave it a try too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're missing a rank anon. need 5 more to the bottom

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It needs to be 5x5, anon

        Oh shit right, I deleted the upper row to write the header and forgot to add one more down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It needs to be 5x5, anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aight there.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        inspired by the other bingo card i made my own. i hope you enjoy

        I'm so excited for 6.4

        saved. we'll see who is the bingo master

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scions should get a new airship for 7.0. Take one of Garlemald's.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a new airship
        yeah because the old one got so much use after all

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That pilot guy Tataru hired probably got all excited about getting to work with the mighty and noble Scions and ended up disappointed af.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because isn't it one of those that are literally just boats with a blimp attached to it? I was thinking something more like the X or XII airships.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want
    Zero was an apex voidsent all along which is why Zenos picked them. You were a pawn to take down Golbez so she could swoop in and get stronger than before. 6.5 is Zeromus
    >expect
    Another round of rote, monotone, drawn-out "why protect weak when strong, m-muh payment.........." bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for what it's worth, Zero is done with the payment shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We were supposed to be done with it in 6.3 and yet she was still rambling the same bullshit, in spite of the fact that we had just visited her voidsent orphanage.
        The opening cutscene with her in Thavnair in 6.3 legitimately made me do a spit-take. It's like the writer was AWOL and an intern from other team had to take care of the story that month.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          please be patient, she's slow

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO CONTENT
    >NO CONTENT
    NO CONTENT
    >NO CONTENT
    NO CONTENT
    >NO CONTENT
    NO CONTENT
    >NO CONTENT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its giving you something to complain about. which is truly what you want. how can you say it has no content if its catering specifically to you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god, i have a backlog to finish

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Play Eschatos and Last Command

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Ydalyse because I love blonde bimbos haha

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know what, let's do a thread bingo

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the Pandaemonium bosses is sexy

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we already had gaia i don't think we need another amnesiac who doesn't now about friendship and bonds

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still mad that they waited until Verse to introduce Gaia, and then had her and Ryne become butt-buddies off-screen before Promise.
      Whoever plans these story arcs is an absolute fricking clown. They waited 6 years to make Crystal Tower an integral part of the overall story, all in service of bringing G'raha into the party so he could be a literal bench-warmer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eden was 3 decent stories that were poorly glued together

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what are those posts? i cant see them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      posts from 2017 shitting on lyse

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Install GankerX.
      It's a bunch of posts from when the expansion was current all dumping on Lyse.

      Also it's funny to see the arguments that get said today get repeated pretty much the damn same back then. People just don't learn I guess.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez was never a villain, he was controlled by an evil alien, Zemus, which was originally planning to invade the blue planet... Probably Etherys, while carrying his brethren who lost their own planet, kinda like Emet. Zeromus was just the manifestation of his hatred for failing his mission which also meant humanity's extinction. It's insinuated that Golbez and the rest of the lunarians accept death so the people of the blue planet can live, and Golbez to atone for his sins.
    No idea what happens in the sequel, non cannon bullshit.

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did the game die

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez is being partially controlled by the Zodiark Shard piece he absorbed after killing the Watcher.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah. Salvation seems to be a big part of Golbez's MO

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you saying he's in some sort of trance?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Controlled by Zodiark
      I'm still wondering what the frick Zodiark is even supposed to be conceptually
      Emet-selch says it's basically a super-primal that tempered the convocation and parts of ancient civilization
      Then we learn about Elidibus and how Zodiark was basically a flesh mecha intended to be piloted by an ancient, until all of the hopes/worship basically turned him into a primal as well

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero likely involved in Hildibrand stuff
    She's not leaving is she...

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >your MT is a WAR with STR accessories
    The good ol days

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe the three Black folk of darkness killing Zero to frick her village up didn't rape her.
    I really hate how timorous XIV has become regarding sex, rape and warcrimes after SB.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were probably not into corpses and/or tomboys

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they thought she was a dude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not quite

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, then I guess the other anon was right about them not liking tomboys.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I just have coombrain but this whole scenario seemed like a hentai setup
          >prideful female warrior trying to stand up to a group of wienery barbarian raiders that easily overpower her and lay her out
          if anything raping her was the logical conclusion to this scenario

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            would

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            would

            Just make a gpose pic of it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Excuse me not everyone is a professional /xivg/ dweller

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How so? I don't post in /xivg/ because it's basically just avatargayging and men pretending to be highschool girls, and I make gpose pics. (though I haven't since the gshade shit)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Just make a gpose
                You don't have to justify yourself, I was just joking

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, alright.
                I do it to deal with the lack of Venat porn.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            unbelievable how there isn't a doujin of this yet

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right? Everybody's asexual now it's fricking stupid.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              whom do we blame
              Kate?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I doubt it was in the original TL either. I think they just want to take XIV in a different tonal direction than the gloomy world it was originally.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                *I doubt it was in the original script either.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              meanwhile in ARR we have the pirate rape dungeon full of women captured as sex slaves

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well Yotsuyu had an entire village rape her and she kills her own parents in cold blood on screen, so I don't even know why they got cold feet when she's one of the most beloved female characters of the game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was when the setting was more grounded. Now Eorzeans call up a rabbit radio show on the moon for dating advice.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ah, that was a good rape
                >yup, sure was. anyway, what's on the radio?
                >the what?
                >the thing we nabbed from the Garleans after raping their women and children
                >oh shid it's my jam

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Well Yotsuyu had an entire village rape her
                what????????? explain ?!!?!?!

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She was forced into working at a brothel for many years. Although the main clients were actually upper class Garleans.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh, i thought you meant she forced them to raper her øol.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How do you coerce someone to rape you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                literal town bicycle

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was written by Maehiro. The world got a lot brighter for lack of a better term after he left.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                ARR also had that Ala Mhigan woman getting raped, which spurred the other youths onto attacking in revenge.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just don't think they want a big character to just randomly be a rape victim or some such. Be like saying Krile got raped after being taken prisoner and experimented on.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone is asexual because the game doesn't cater to my rape fetish

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just assume they thought they had killed her and they weren't so far gone as to do necrophilia.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              but LOOK AT HIM

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hey man, don't judge people by their appearance. Even if that is a face that does say "I'm going to cut a hole in you and frick the wound" maybe they weren't actually talking about rape when they mentioned wine and women and legit just wanted to grope the waitress.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I just have coombrain but this whole scenario seemed like a hentai setup
          >prideful female warrior trying to stand up to a group of wienery barbarian raiders that easily overpower her and lay her out
          if anything raping her was the logical conclusion to this scenario

          they were sigma males

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much would have changed if Gaia was still the core of Zodiark as originally intended?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elidbus would cry and beg venat not to go through with her actions.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      more time delay mechanics I guess
      also yeah, DELAY
      nice solution Ancient homosexuals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zodiark would atleast look frickable

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        zodiark if he /m/

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude slits his own throat
    >not a drop of blood spilled

    Okay sure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CERO, please undustanu

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have time to read the thread, so I'll just post Yugiri

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WILD FREAKS
    on the 23rd, are you ready?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds really neat.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyse looks like THAT!?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 7.0 she will.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Soul really exists. You can instantly tell when a picture is AI generated.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. And Gaia looks like THIS.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        SEXOOOOOO
        Ryne is so lucky

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about? Both Ryne and Gaia are for WoL.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Then why aren't they in the story

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              to allow non-stop impregnation sex headcanon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because they're too busy in the WoL's home.
              Getting bred.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because the devs know the average player would have a melt down if they were asked level a job for every role to 80.

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope maint starts soon so we can datamine songs and spoilers

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She really messed up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      god damn it Lightning

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people are saying that they pussied out because the raiders didn't rape zero
    doesn't one of them said "we are here for the women and wine. darkness can take the rest"
    doesn't that imply rape?
    I think they just knew there was better pussy in town

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah man they we're gonna play hopscotch with them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that was the implication. I'm guessing they just assumed there would be more beautiful women in the town, or that at least they'd be more comfortable for all that raping once inside.
      I dunno why people are saying this is less than before, it's not like the game ever ACTUALLY showed the rapes happening.

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here is what happens:
    >Patch releases
    >Players remain ugly, stupid, and slavish
    >Some players rope and finally get on with it

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are we going to get ANY Azem pandering with the Pandaemonium story ending or are they going to still keep that in the freezer for a rainy day?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rainy day, probably.
      If ever.
      They don't wanna upset Hroth and Lalagays by making Azem a Hyur with Elezen proportions like literaly all other Ancients.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending will reveal Azem watching from the shadows before turning into the shoebill and fricking off somewhere further into Aitiascope

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never want to see Azem getting shown onscreen.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I never want to see Azem getting shown onscreen.
        Azem was already shown onscreen during the final fight with Emet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fair, but I want them to avoid a more concrete reveal.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that they spoiled the trial is so fricking dumb
    i mean, its obvious that the trial was going to be golbez but still. have they done something similar in the past?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course everyone knew it was Golbez trial but what they didn't show is phase 2 of the fight (which is the big twist I assume).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Constantly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they didn't spoil the trial, which they did for blatantly obviously Barbariccia and Rubicante, then it's probably a red herring.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nearly every single patch. How new are you?

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who needs airships when you can teleport anywhere with Flow?

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you do with these?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anima or level desynth.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      spend them on rowena's prostitutes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      buy catchup gear from earlier expansions or buy relic mats

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I buy Ironworks shit and hand it in for company seals which I spend on loot boxes

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will 6.5 mount live up to this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna be an even bigger cat with an even tinier head

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't that 5.55? So it'll probably take until 6.55.
      And man I really think the lynxes are shit so I hope the big mount at the end is worth it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's gonna be some sort of cat, isn't it?
      giga coeurl or some shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so because that mount was ugly as frick

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's there to discuss? The story has been obviously laid out for the past few patches.

    We're going to find big sister dragon and fight Golbez. As for his plan, I doubt it will be anything groundbreaking.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      well we can make predictions about what's next for msq, id say first 7.0 tease has to do with that garlean old character that appears in 6.4 trailer

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's clearly very important since he has a unique head. Honestly there's a pretty decent chance that he's Zemus.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zemus was actually just some random fricking loser in Garlemald who comes out of nowhere with no set up who's going to eat Zero.
          Expectations = Subverted.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be old Garlean reaper master
            >Summon the void final boss
            Makes sense to me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zemus was actually just some random fricking loser who comes out of nowhere with no set up
            Just like FF4.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Touché.

              I want her to snu snu Jullus just so that the yurigays sperg out.

              The yurigays already collectively dropped her ass like a sack of potatoes the moment they realized Y'shtola doesn't particularly care about her and really was just being nice and the real emotional cutscenes are with Jullus. Double so since the trailer I think, I honestly wasn't expecting him to show up again I thought he'd just be a one time scene to push her character development along then promptly go away.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They did? I still see a lot of Y'shtola/Zero shit.
                But not so fast-

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when you nut but she keeps sucking the aether from your wiener

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't seen any Y'shtola/Zero stuff at all since 6.3, not counting a couple meme pics just making fun of how she fed her but that were nothing romantic.

                In fact, the thing that REALLY wierded me out was seeing a bunch of Alisaie/Zero art. Couldn't post any now because I don't bother saving shipping art, but I saw enough to be like "Why is this a thing now?" at one point.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is this a thing now?"
                It's a cope. That's why.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a bunch of Alisaie/Zero art. Couldn't post any now because I don't bother saving shipping art, but I saw enough to be like "Why is this a thing now?"
                Oh, so now shipgays aren't treating Alisaie like an infant anymore.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be old Garlean reaper master
            >Summon the void final boss
            Makes sense to me.

            Oh yeah doesn't Jullus mention reapers or is it only if you've picked it up?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's some no name ascian that can't let go and tries to ruin the day one last time

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why I come here when I haven't even cought up yet and some moron in my head keeps nagging me about throwing wide the gates

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, catch up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      LET EXPANSE CONTRACT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy is g'raha tia from the future, he will end up rejoining his body also elidbus is a young friend fo your. emet-selch plan is to kill the current people but save his people. meteion is behind the final days. its a bird. enjoy m8

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Hydaelan
    Frick the WoL
    Frick the Scions
    The true hero is this homosexual right here.
    By keeping Hermes in Hell where he belongs and preventing him from being reborn and fricking up the world for a third time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but also.
      Frick him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Frick him
        God, I wish I could.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          peggable..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick Hydaelyn
      I want to.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      4th time. He was responsible for a ton of Allagan shit which is still a problem centuries later.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was also probably behind some Mhach stauff too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermes is a HERO who serves as a safeguard from Etheirys ending up like the Plenty.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hermes is a homosexual and a HYPOCRITE that ruined the world because the concept of assisted suicide is too much for his b***h mind to comprehend

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Hermes didn't rebel against Society they would have slowly killed themselves, like a frog getting boiled. He correctly deduced that they must be subjected to the same screenings Elpis does to its creations to determine if they are fit to survive.
          Millenia later after the sundrering, he saved Allag when they were about to be boiled too.
          He will RETVRN and save Etheirys once again when they become too successful for their own good.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >giving a shit about people committing suicide when you know for a fact that they will be reborn
            >crying about people killing themselves and then causing a crisis that could have wiped everyone out at once
            >crying about people being killed and then creating a being that only existed by the death of half your race
            I'm just going to assume that his mental moronation was due to a lack of dragon-pit dick.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'M GONNA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >By keeping Hermes in Hell where he belongs
      They aren't in hell, he just forced Amon (who isn't Hermes) into the Aetherial Sea to re-enter the cycle of reincarnation and be reborn into the world he hated living in. He left on the promise that we'd meet again someday and find the answer to his question one day when he learns to truly love and appreciate the world he was born into.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAHHH EXPAND MY GLAMOUR DRESSER ALREADY YOSHI P

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but we just got 800 slots... which got filled in like a few months
      What I want is unlimited glamour plates, no fricking way that shit takes up server resources

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand we had to increase gearsets instead

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so do we think zero is really gonna join the scions or is she just gonna hang around jullus and learn about hand holding?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on if she survives or turns on us, and then depends on whether it's more important that she sticks with the first people she met or that she doesn't really vibe at all with the Scions' lifestyle and goals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really want them to end up together but he probably gonna die trying to protect her or some bullshit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want her to snu snu Jullus just so that the yurigays sperg out.

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wait until star citizen

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is literally every good job in either uldah or ishguard

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      kill lalafell

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