FFXIV

Siren has still the biggest boobs. The nophica raid is shit.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new alliance somehow even easier than Aglaia
    its over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. 6.3 is a huge letdown. Worst XIV update ever.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Worst XIV update ever.
        3.1 still holds the crown for that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        shadowbabs need to learn the absolute garbage that was patch 3.1.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Worst XIV update ever.
          3.1 still holds the crown for that.

          t. savage raiders

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't logged in for a week
        >new MGP mount costs 4mil
        >new trial weapons look like shit
        >goddess of huge breasts has a smaller chest than a ARR dungeon boss
        what's even the point

        yep time to go back to wow, sisters

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          please never come back

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bowmage says hi

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bowmage was peak kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >>>/vg/
          troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          rent free

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aglaia
      >What's that, you didn't notice this giant fricking hammer showing how every platform is going to move under your feet? Get fricked, homosexual.
      >Here's a bunch of AOEs, run around. Don't die.
      Euphorosyne
      >Here's some light blue colored tells on a light blue covered arena. 1/8th of it is safe.
      >You know that sticky stuff in the arena that lowers your magic resistance and slows you down? Well, one of the bosses you aren't looking at is doing a move that will instantly kill you if you DON'T step in it.
      >Whatever the frick "midnight" is supposed to mean in relation to the white girl and her dog, do it or eat shit not once but twice
      >Oh and it's as PvP enabled as a Nier raid
      To whose benefit do you lie on the internet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the only boss we wiped on was Nymeia because you still have to keep an eye on whichever one you aren't attacking. But once you know that their mechanics are simple enough.
        Nophica and Halone were way too easy. Especially Halone.
        Mephina was a fun fight but it hurts my eyes. The actual mechanics aren't too difficult either. I think we actually had the least deaths overall in this fight.
        Visually I think Euphorosyne looks way better than Aglaia. Nald and Thal had a better theme though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The sad thing is that people would rather play a brain-dead raid that always succeeds than something that has a real chance to wipe the raid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. 6.3 is a huge letdown. Worst XIV update ever.

      [...]
      yep time to go back to wow, sisters

      >"FFXIV patch sucks! Let's go to WoW!"
      >"Yeah!"
      >"Yeah!!"
      >"I'm a WoWcuck!"

      Go back to World of Wokecraft while us FFXIV chads discuss the latest patch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mentions WoW out of nowhere
        rent. free.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        anon the raid fricking sucks and wow has nothing to do with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. 6.3 is a huge letdown. Worst XIV update ever.

      Nice game xivkeks.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys remember those shit ass Nier raids? PAAAAHHHHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NieR had shit story. The actual fights were fine.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No they weren't, they dragged on way too fricking long and were completely boring and soulless. They had ONE job and that was to have a Simone boss fight.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >they dragged on way too fricking long
          Tell the playerbase to quit sucking.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've only done them once but I liked them as healer

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Final fight takes place in Tokyo
      >You fight the red girl taking form as Kaine and 2B instead of Zero
      ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Nier collab not a Drakengard one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          plus chronologically drakengard hasn't happened yet from the perspective of the machines

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it was suppose to be 2P? Apparently the raid is canon to Nier so IDK, I'm sure yoko taro will make a game answering it and raising 10 more questions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The story was ass, but the raids themselves were amazing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They were fun, still are.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post more datamines.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't logged in for a week
    >new MGP mount costs 4mil
    >new trial weapons look like shit
    >goddess of huge breasts has a smaller chest than a ARR dungeon boss
    what's even the point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >new MGP mount costs 4mil
      Is it good at least?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I heard it's 4seat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's the FF6 airship. No special mount theme. 4-seater though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Four seater, no music. It would be a 9/10 but it is like the Lunar Whale, you can’t see your character.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >no music
          yikes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it good at least?
        Who's gonna tell him?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >FC claims new mount will only cost 200k because price point bullshit
      >go ahead and spend your MGP on whatever, the new mount isn't going to cost that much
      can't wait to get online after work and start posting "I told you so," maybe they'll finally kick me so I can join a real guild

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cagnazzo was fricking weak sauce

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MSQ complete.
    Zero's autism hour got pretty old fast. That being said, the glimpses of the Thirteenth and Golbez's moon homie base were pretty sweet. Him talking about "walking alone" makes it pretty obvious he's gonna be the 6.4 main boss, which makes the list of suspects for the 6.5 boss pretty frickin short. Also where's that moron who was insisting there was zero evidence Golbez traveled to the moon and killed the Watcher stationed there? Dumb homosexual.[/spoier]

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Helping people...? Isn't that... cringe?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ngl
      ill be sad when we have to haucherfant her ass out in 6.5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait for them to finally bench this fricking character

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      NO ZERO, IN FACT: IT'S BASED!
      LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO BE BASED!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hat tipping intensifies

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There, I fixed the patch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not looking at other people picture
      Lol ur ugly

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the rar file with the new songs?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be honest people, this patch kind of sucked as well. The MSQ felt like a whole lot of nothing.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >zenos... le bad!
    booooooooooooooooooo get some new material

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The more they keep bringing him up the more I think that Zeromus is going to end up being some sort of pseudo-Zenos generated from Zero and he'll be the 6.5 trial

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick what a disappointment so far

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No queues, server is dead.
      Yeah this patch is shit

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm fricking 3 ilvl away from being able to access the trial and have no current tomes or much gil left.
    Frick's sake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What server anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you have the crafted gear from last patch, you can now upgrade it to gain 10 ilvl per piece

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just have a bunch of mismatched dungeon and tome gear, some dating back to 6.1. I haven't bothered to grind jack this expansion.

        What server anon

        Light.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    god damn

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post Nophica's milkers already so I know if I should resub. Does Halone at least step on you and call you degrading names during the fight?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Could be bigger but I will still jerk off to her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >hand forever locked into handjob position

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's made for nursing handjobs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        post her fricking ASS i cant goon inside the AR

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What they lack in sheer size they make up for in softness and shape

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HER CHEST IS STRAIGHT OUTTA FFVII REMAKE.

        It's based on Tifas purple dress

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still no view of her ass posted
        homosexualS all of you, I want her to smother me with her breasts and then sit on me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post her ass please. I need it.
        It's probably flat as a board lets be honest, japs can't into ass

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unless your name is Yoko Taro.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            exception that proves the rule

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't the 2B ass got censored? i mean the armor you use.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It was over two years ago that it got accidentally nerfed, but they quickly reverted it back.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >accidentally nerfed
                I don't believe that....but i'm happy trannies didn't win

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Trannies weren't involved, memelord, the ass was too fat and caused clipping with some gear. They reverted it at the community blow-back that they wanted the fatter ass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                In the first place bigger ass was what the devs were aiming for, it's wasn't an accident.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was funny when Yoshi spent 5 minutes talking about ass.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why they have never done this again? Even with the new swimsuits and other stuff.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                "We couldn't shape the polygons"
                That's a fricking lie, in 1.0, they had an entire reshaping system for armor that even removed pieces to change it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love new patch days. Seeing all these new people running around is nice.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Khole, you are the best. Number 5

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Woops

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you can't hide

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh well, it's not the first time I've done it. Got a recruit a friend from here before

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Big tiddy chocobo woman

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many times have we done these "explain to a clueless person what civilization is" parts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is Zero still morono mode?
      It's a very unengaging trope to teach someone how civilization works, very cheap anime tropey.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I started skipping cutscenes once she said "entertainment? how utterly useless"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The entire patch is either teaching Zero how to be a real person while she tips her hat no less than at least 6 or 7 times, probably more; just hearing Vrtra get sad, then angry, then sad again about his sister; and kissing Alisaie's ass as every dialogue option you ever get related to her is just "You're great Alisaie, you're the best, I should just be asking where you are any time you're not present!".
        Everyone else might as well not have been there at all. Alphinaud legit does fricking nothing. Y'shtola and Estinien are pretty much just Vrtra's cheerleaders and are barely allowed to talk, or even show up.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >portraits so small you can barely see them
    wow this is actually awful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Was expecting a sick ass screen transition as if it was a fighting game.
      >Also was expecting every trust npc would get their own.
      >It's actually just this tiny miniature in the corner at the start, and npcs don't show up only players.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder they didnt showcased this in the liveletter, this is a bad compromise.
        I might keep it in the commend section, but that fricking window at the start of the dungeon is gone

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Was expecting a sick ass screen transition as if it was a fighting game.
      >Also was expecting every trust npc would get their own.
      >It's actually just this tiny miniature in the corner at the start, and npcs don't show up only players.

      >caring about being forced to see the absolute degen bs the mentally deranged portion of players will do to get attention
      >finds it bad that it doesn't linger enough so you can jerk off to the ao dai wearing bunny boi

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at work, is Paladin good now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly like expectations: PLD lost its "Physical Phase -> Magic Phase" to be just another WAR-like job where you press a button 5 times to win.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So they made my sleepy comfy class even more sleepy for the braindeads?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >raid troony seething
        neat

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you will, but I found the post-raid cutscenes very distracting.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Halone is so fricking pretty. Ishgardians are lucky.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAACE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Milk mommy, Martial mommy, Moon mommy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like how Nymeia is so shit she doesn't even get to hang out with the other goddesses.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's literally the sleeper hottest and cutest one. Also she's the mom of everyone and exists in a higher tier.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Hottest and cutest
          Too bad she's 90% covered by a clown outfit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Stupid coomer

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Goddesses (aka fancy primals) are meant to be sexy.

              Are you kidding? [...] LOOK AT HOW FRICKING HIGH-CUT THAT LEOTARD IS.

              It's over a pair of pants.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you kidding?

            For me, it's Wheel-chan

            LOOK AT HOW FRICKING HIGH-CUT THAT LEOTARD IS.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah just get rid of the clown pants

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Get rid of your clown attitude first

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Goddesses (aka fancy primals) are meant to be sexy.
                [...]
                It's over a pair of pants.

                >he doesn't want wincest albino tomboy e-girlbaba milf clussy
                The clown pants literally make it hotter.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This outfit would have been 9/10 without the sleeves and clown pants.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you ethics department

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >This outfit would have been 9/10 if she was just 2B with everything but the leotard blown off

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's prime clussy, you raging homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is this the first character with white hair and red eyes in the game? No i don't count nael dragon form

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >short hair
          Best girl 10/10 would switch if i had a fanta

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >showed up this tier just to watch a bunch of mute morons beat up her daughter

          Based.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wish the morons I raided with were mute

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the four fiends won't be the final dungeon boss!
    kek it's like you homies don't know anything about story telling

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My wife Phina

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn deity needs LB3 correction

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What if she LB3 corrects you?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thats fine too

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We didn't have an ethics department back then and fujodev probably didn't have any say. As is now we will never get anything even close to Siren. We're kinda lucky Nophica is as big as she is. I'm sure whoever modeled her had to fight for it.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new crafting set available before the crafting beast tribe
    Now there's something new, guess they really wanna incentivise the new custom deliveries

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not playing this patch until next expac comes out or later probably. i'm assuming pre-possession solus didn't show up in the dungeon? dang.
    did they give any lore on what ceruleum was?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just reached AT THE END OF EVERYTHING, I FIND YOU MY FRIEND
    >THIS IS YOUR PREY? WHY DOES IT STILL LIVE?
    AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE ISHIKAWA-SAMA I KNEEL

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MSQ any good? Did we get another 5.3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      b8 or?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They said like a year ago that this .3 patch wont be like the old ones because endwalker story ended with 6.0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it's a filler patch

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS MY NEW PLD ROTATION MY MUSCLE MEMORY IS USELESS NOW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      new opener

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still popping FoF pre-pull
        Nope, not doing it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's literally the 6.2 opener lmao, FoF is 20 seconds now and would fall off after one GCD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wow this is cursed, 5 hardcasted spells
        pretty sure the devs didn't intended this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Requestcat still gives you 5 stacks last I heard

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nope its 4

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Because it was meant to be used with Confiteor combo, using it with Holy Spirit feels so wrong

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >by dropping an atonement
    moron the whole point of rework was to stop that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron. The whole point of the rework was to make the job burst like to fit better in the 2 minute meta. Please stop spreading moronic lies.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pld is the stronges tank now
    >theres a 10% difference
    Something good came from this

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is even updated in island. I got hatchet and some new mats but there ain't shit to do. What dog shit side content

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >xivalex and noclippy still dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hope they stay dead, shitter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lmao stay seething gray parser

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Bait, or you addongays literally are this predictable

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >needing crutches to parse green
            >being snarky about it
            lol

            >ParseBlack person literally can't play the game without add-ons
            Unsurprising, maybe wow is more your speed?

            samegay lmao cope and seethe. gonna triple weave while you gays have a hard time double weaving

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he need a crutch hack to click a button
              lmao, as expected of third world monkey who doesn't just get 10 ping naturally
              make sure to beg on official forums to get your own datacenter

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >needing crutches to parse green
          >being snarky about it
          lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ParseBlack person literally can't play the game without add-ons
          Unsurprising, maybe wow is more your speed?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you need both XIValex and noclippy?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So hows MCH now, and did any other DPS get meaningful changes?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ZODIARK TRANCE

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is desperate to find something to be triggered about when Nophica is identical to her picture, huh?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sophia is bigger and has not been topped for 7 years. Garbage fujo and LGBT devs now.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >over 30 mins and still no party for Euphrosyne
    Dead game...

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How does the OST keep getting progressively worse every patch? The vocals keep giving me cringe generic anime vibes https://youtu.be/ezncEEsCyeY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't beat Balance but it's pretty nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're smoking ganja

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Soken is busy working on ff16 right now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn thats pretty good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's supposed to evoke a mahou shoujo anime OP, you idiot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They put all the banger energy into the trial theme this patch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That song is INSANE what's wrong with you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      end your life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just kys, or crawl back to WoW. Holy fricking garbage taste.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's how you play
    >2.5 GCD means 24 GCDs every minute
    >three full combos (combo + 3 atonements + buffed holy) is 21 GCDs
    >confiteor combo is 4 GCDs and you're also supposed to do a goring in there
    >total of 26 GCDs
    wow, it fricking sucks, do you think they'll just make royal give 2 stacks instead of 3?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not obliged to puke out all the atonements when you get them, nor are you meant to fit fast and riot into fof moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You're not obliged to puke out all the atonements
        Wasn't the whole point of this rework to stop this from happening?
        >fit fast and riot into fof moron
        Where did I say that you illiterate piece of shit?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Wasn't the whole point of this rework to stop this from happening?
          No you spastic it was to make pld have a proper burst alignment with rest of the squad, though if anything now you actually do full 3 atonements outside of fof

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >No
            >it was because the rotation was 61-63 seconds long and caused your burst to drift apart from rest of the party
            So... yes?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            2 min burst window is soulless shit, the sooner this dies the sooner classes can feel a bit unique again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You bet your ass they'll "nerf" paladin by making either FoF or Req have 2 minute cooldown.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I had everybody's burst drift off from eachother during Stormblood and I hated it, it resulted in even longer minute intervals to make everybody's buffs line up. Only thing that's changed on my end is that everybody's burst lines up naturally now.

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*tips hat*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*tips hat again*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SHE JUST TIPPED HER HAT 4 TIMES IN A SPAM OF 2 QUESTS
        I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure it was around 8 in total for the whole patch. Jesus christ it just keeps getting worse stop the train

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She is so fricking boring, holy shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You shall watch her eating pan for 10 minutes and you WILL be happy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Indeed I will

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >*tips hat even harder*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy with the xvi thread

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Barry status?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are you like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just give the man hrothgals already, for fricks sake

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nophica phonetically sounds like no fica in italian which means no pussy

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I bother unlocking and playing WHM, MCH or SMN next?
    I have not played any of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you should unsub from my game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SMN also gets you SCH
      and the privilege of hanging out with Y'shtolas sister

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      WHM if you like braindead classes
      MCH is you like needlessly complicated classes
      SMN if you like well-designed classes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >SMN
        >well-designed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >SMN
        >well-designed
        low effort bait

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >SMN if you like well-designed classes
        SMN is like half a job

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >MCH
        >needlessly complicated
        It hasn't been needlessly complicated since SB.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I cordially invite every MCH that complains it's too busy to look up Stormblood rotations.

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nymeia > Nophica > Halone > Menphina

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least now I can see that I don't give comms to ugly people.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This fricker AGAIN?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      HOW IS THIS FRICKING RIGGER NOT IN JAIL YET
      HINGASHI NEEDS ANOTHER BOMB

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >defeat him in Stormblood dungeon
      >defeat him in Stormblood Allied Tribe Quests
      >defeat him in Blue Mage quests
      >he still isn't in jail

      What the frick do I have to do to get rid of this homie?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because he's rich or something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He's also in the new CC arena

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The irony here is that you're the one crying because his crutches don't work, I guess people like you would just have to quit the game if they stopped being updated.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >racism
    aaaaand we got him boys, enjoy your 3 month vacation, maybe read a book on self-control during that time 🙂

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MSQ was short and felt like filler to get Cagnazzo and Rubicante out of the way.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MCH bros we won

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Wheel-chan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ravage me wol, right her and right now
      What
      >fight we need to fight i mean...ahahah and hello brother didnt expect- i mean haha lets fight together.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FoF being another generic buff is a fricking mistake

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All they had to do was make TA not all-encompassing. This could've all been prevented 8 years ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Funny how a single skill shaped the whole game. Everyone's is TA's b***h now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >now
          Was always the case, it was simply too good to pass up so now every buff has to be like TA instead of giving it a caveat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They murdered paladin. Class is a complete joke now. Literally easier than WAR

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the Nophica battle music? I love that harvest shit

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shitposting intensifies now that the immediate datamining hype is down and people are busy playing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are people who literally only post on this site to cry about the game.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So who is supposed to be?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's either Oschon or Oschon is the monkey and he's literally just a guy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But what about the fact Menphina and Halone don't seem to recognize the monkey or something

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oschon a sneaky git

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Either Oschon or the unnamed. His "I overstepped my boundaries but what's done is done" gave him away for good.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, let's get serious now. What are the lore implications of this? I'm pretty sure it's NOT the Watcher.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Watcher. I mean fricking obviously.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Too obvious, and he clearly won't be our raid boss.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            We'll be visiting him pre-raid, and that's where he'll say that he has nothing to do with it, mark my words.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who cannot fit all Atonement into the FoF burst? Is this intentional? Feels fricked

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the twelve are shaped by peoples' prayers
    I am praying that all of the females have futanari wieners and there is nothing you can do to stop me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sadly it's okay to be gay nowadays so go ahead...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the twelve are shaped by peoples' prayers
      Totally not Primals though no sir.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they basically confirmed they're some kind of super primal didn't they?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Willing to bet they're actually souped up familiars made with creation magic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >single "chicks with dicks" prayer floats up
      >goddesses' clits grow a cm and nothing else happens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As long as it's full-package, we won't have a problem.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did this patch literally die in the same day
    Like what is there to do? Outside of island garbage or the CC new aids map

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. Welcome to FFXIV.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        So this is it? Whats next? The ultimate in 2 weeks that 1% of the people care about? Whens the next patch for everyone else?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The new deep dungeon I think? I haven't been subbed since two patches ago so I can't say.
          IF I ever return, it will be one month before the new expansion so I will have enough content to justify paying for the whole month.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your fishing log bro?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The archfiends should have silly Italian accents.
    I keep teasing my Italian friend that they all sound like types of pasta

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aglaia > Euphrosyne

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >raidwide JUDGMENT NUT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i want to see halone without her helmet

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I still can't believe they pronounce her name "Ha-lo-ney" instead of "Ha-lone".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Ishgardian goddess so it sounds French-ish

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That is the French pronunciation...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                French-ish, not French

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off Yoshida.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          breasts too small

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I loved Halone's Million Stab

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THE TIME IS CUM

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *irish music stops*
          *now playing: j-pop*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Byregot's Byregots > Nophica's Nophicas

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know it was possible to wipe to her unless everyone was unironically playing with one hand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Confess Ganker, where did you raid wipe? Siblings for me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        First, not once. Second, multiple times on siblings and Halone.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mine almost wiped on Halone but somehow kept standing thanks to one surviving healer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        2 wipes on Althyk and Nymeia, one wipe on Halone because alliance groups still need markers in 2023.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No wipe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We nearly wiped at Nophica, and had our first actual wipe at Althyk/Nymeia, and wiped again against Halone since half the alliance waa dead, and most were caught by surprise by the raid split

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        0, nada, and more than half was new.
        Shit is really easy, and unlike Aglaia with the balance, there is nothing that instakills

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What are you talking about, the balance mech was easy as frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no, the balance shit WAS easy, is just that if you messed that up, you would wipe the raid, there is nothing like that

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all gods are different builds of hyur
    Otherracebros...how to we cope with not being the twelve's chosen people....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ur a beast race. Learn your place, savage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But anon, it was the Lalafells who invented racism and started labeling things as beast races, not Hyur.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Us Hyur (midlanders) are the closest thing to gods. Everyone else are nothing but Black folk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rhalgr and Byregot are Highlanders though

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone's avoiding talking about msq
    It's that bad huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most Gankerirgins seem to be beelining for the alliance raid, but this'll make good fuel for the threadly "zenos is comin back bros fukkin shit game fukkin shit writing" cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think they have mentioned that Zenos is dead more than Haurchefaunt at this point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          As if you don't know how this game works. If the character's truly gone, he/she don't be mentioned ever again. Haurchefant is an exception, not a rule.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They have, a metric frickton of times, but this is the first explicit "HE'S DEAD" in writing since roasty toasty shitty posties will take absolutely nothing less than the most braindead, matter-of-fact, explicit and plain, "yes or no" confirmation on the matter as proof.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        troony post detected!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The MSQ hasn't been this bad and uninteresting in a long time.

      Zero's fish out of water shtick and voidsent autism isn't funny or charming. But yay she has learned to have friends kinda without there being a trade, and she has her own will now sort of.. great? The scions are just absolute shit this patch. Like unbelievably shit, nothing they said was funny, endearing, charming or interesting. When you get upstaged by fricking Jullus, you know you're in the shit.

      The only good parts of the MSQ were Cagnazzo, Rubicante and Jullus having a weird lite-romantic thing with Zero. Zerogays getting cucked by Jullus is the last thing I expected from this patch.

      A massive filler patch to get to the next more important one. At least the alliance raid and Tataru's quest were fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not gonna lie anons, so far it feels worse than Ala Mh*gan parts of Sb.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Apologize to Alisaie for not inviting her.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Zerogays getting cucked by Jullus is the last thing I expected from this patch.
        Kek true that.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Jullus is a feeder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Zerogays getting cucked by Jullus is the last thing I expected from this patch.
        Kek true that.

        This, if anything, makes it more likely she's going to die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's the middle, so nothing happens. Usually this pacing of the MSQ is for X.1 and X.4/X.5 patches, but since EW story wrapped up on release you see this new one dragged out a bit more. I'd be willing to bet next patch still doesn't change things for the MSQ, the big reveals are almost always saved for X.58 and even they can flop and be uninteresting like 5.5.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What even was the Nier story, I skipped it and it still took forever to click through dwarves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What even was the Nier story, I skipped it
      Maybe shouldn't have done that then, moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why do I need to read it when anons like you will summarize it for me?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can't account for anons "like me" that will spoonfeed you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seed of Destruction comes to The First and gaslights a dwarf into trying to destroy the world by reviving his dead sister as an automaton. Or something like that. None of it is really explained too much in the story and basically the game expects you to have played Drakengard already to understand everything.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >load into new raid
    >"HUMINA HUMINA MILK TRAIN ARRIVING MOMMY PLEASE MILKIES AWOOOOOOOGA OPEN BOBS" within 15 seconds everytime
    Did the entire playerbase get replaced by poojeets? She's not nearly as stacked as she is in the card.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They frick

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone trying to figure out the particulars of nu-paladin? I've been smacking a dummy for a while and I keep running into a situation where I have about 10 seconds left on FoF cooldown after doing royal authority, no time to do all 3 atonements and come back around to RA or stall for enough time with the holy spirit. Which would be more worthwhile?
    >bite the bullet, use fast/riot blade under FoF
    >hold FoF until just before RA
    >fill with casted holy spirit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FoF increases all damage now, so you use it fon Confiteor combo + Holy Spirits.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        For all the weeping and wailing about PLD becoming GNB, I'm basically just doing my magic phase rotation in reverse and slipping Goring Blade in there.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but you want confetti combo + goring + 3 other gcds, ideally atonement or buffed holy spirit. In the situation where you already have 3 atonement stacks and buffed holy spirit ready, but FoF is still about 10 seconds off, it becomes kind of awkward. Would it be better to just keep doing the rotation and use fast/riot under FoF, to hold FoF until you can get your stacks back but drifting your window, or to fill the time with unbuffed holy spirit casts, which are still stronger than fast/riot.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >*tips hat*
    >*tips hat*
    >*tips hat*
    >*tips hat*
    >*tips hat*
    >*tips hat*
    >*tips hat*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did u rike it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >forcing this homosexual julius on us
        >a boring ass homie in 6.0
        >simping ass anime character now.

        holy fricking shit.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >alisaie, julius, zero

    instant cutscene skip for me.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The tweest will be that Azem heard that a mystery familiar that looks like him was fricking around in Elpis so he decided to create Oschon to look exactly like (You) were described as joke.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since 6.0
    Am I missing out on Zerokino in the MSQ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're missing an autistic chuuni learn to feel again so yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure this "kino" will be easier for digesting if you consoom it all at once.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey the game remembers you're a Reaper.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They also acknowledge if you do the final Role Quest boss at the top of the tower of babel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Twice you get your rpr treatment, actually, if you don't include awkward silences.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buhhh cringe

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Siren you say?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sexooo

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >all the 4 fiends battles are done
    >6.3
    This confirms that 6.4 and 6.5 trials are golbez and Zero, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      6.4 could be a random other questline like usual.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is no one talking about the trial
    is it that bad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares about male bosses

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normal is meh. Havent tried extreme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was nothing special especially coming after barb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its not bad, just, eh - the usual, nothing to write home about. Considering the previous trial this one is much easier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't heal you, 0/10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Yoshi literally tells everyone how much people liked Barb ex trial
      >huuuh yeah since you guys like it so much we gonna do exactly the opposite
      I really have no idea how is this game so popular with this dumb decisions.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They were probably in the middle of making this trial while opinions about Barb started reaching them. Maybe next time.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >new mount is 1000 gates worth of MGP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should have gotten MGP platinum cards from the moogle event.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't farm the mogtomes for easy MGP

        I buy maps, MGP has been fricking useless forever. This time the MGP hoarders were correct, broken clocks and all that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't farm the mogtomes for easy MGP

        i spent hours farming frontlines and turned in 600 of them for mgp cards
        thats still only a million

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't farm the mogtomes for easy MGP

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >biweekly TT tournaments
      >fashion report
      >challenge log
      >squadron MGP card
      It's not hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people are gonna use their mgp on that. then the next phase of the relic comes where you need another couple of millions... the shitstorm would be amazing

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't made this many screenshots in a while

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Whomst.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Ragazzo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >barges into your duel
        >sucker punches both combatants
        >refuses to elaborate
        >leaves
        absolute unit

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that random fategay who wrote EXCALIBUR in the chat during Halones enrage

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So pvp is where people show off mounts huh.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was the tattoo really necessary? Fricking ruined

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fits in with SAM's lore as a mage-sword, Monk sometimes has tattoos on chest/arm gear as well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Wear it on Hrothgar
      >Have grey/white fur
      >Tattoos look more like veins than branches
      Nice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      show me the female variation

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The same but with bandages

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The graphics update can't come soon enough. These pixelated textures are killing me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Small indie company that makes more money off their mobile titles than anything else, please understand.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >thinking they'll make HD textures for everything
            Anon.....i don't know hw to tell you this....

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Funny how even the tattoo isn't in HD

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I bet this will look hilarious on au ra
              Lel did not disappoint

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am guessing no dyeable, right? I think it looks nice though. How do you get it?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, it's somewhat dyeable. Tataru's 6.3 quest, requires four lords questline too.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's dyeable and the quest for it starts in Old Sharlayan near the AF merchant

              Oh good. I thought it was some event thing. Then I can get it if I ever play this game again

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's dyeable and the quest for it starts in Old Sharlayan near the AF merchant

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >dyeable
              >but you can't dye the lower black piece
              why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What ruined it was showing the manboob. I'm not a fricking prostitute what the frick is this gay shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not a fricking prostitute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The same but with bandages

      >tattoo
      Aaaand dropped. You won't get another cent out of me, nips.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, the texture work on the new raid armor is so bad. I don't see myself farming any of these sets, such a downgrade after Aglaia.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's the whole games armor selection

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Raid story was more engaging than MSQ.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >disgruntled WoWbucks and Barry seething and shitting their pants in anger that people are having fun with the new patch so they falseflag in every thread saying it flopped
    XIV truly has won

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on the 6.3 msq story?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jullus fricks Zero.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nothing really happens
      Cagnazzo and Rubicante are ded and the void portal we used is also gone
      next stop: void moon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They show void moon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The big G shuts down all Void entrances with a ruse and we'll have to make a new hole in 6.4.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      An excuse to fight cagnazzo and rubicante

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Vrtra literally talks about nothing but his sister. No brain activity found.
      Y'shtola and Estinien got sidelined HARD. It unironically would have been better if they didn't come to Garlemald at all, would have been less humiliating than the obvious fact they've put them on a budget of how many lines they're allowed to say in their own storyline so Alisaie can talk more than everyone else combined once again.
      The encounter with the twins is more like the encounter with Alisaie where you worship the ground she treads on and tell her she's right about everything ever and she magnanimously forgives your sins while Alphinaud drools in a corner.
      Jullus blatantly tries to hit on Zero and gives her the most lovingly animated food this game has ever had.
      Zero has the most predictable "Savage discovers civilization" plot ever and tips her hat like a fricking dozen times. That's no exaggeration, they reused that animation SO MUCH.
      Fiends invade the Source, but it's actually just distraction tactics so they can break our portal and stop us from going back into the Thirteenth, we still managed to get one of Azdaja's eyes from them though. Cagnazzo and Rubicante down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The encounter with the twins is more like the encounter with Alisaie where you worship the ground she treads on and tell her she's right about everything ever and she magnanimously forgives your sins while Alphinaud drools in a corner.
        I just shat on her for trying too hard; maybe don't pick the dialogue that worships her

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Telling her to not overwork herself didn't feel like shitting on her but if that's what it was I unironically will replay that scene to pick that option. I thought Alisaie might be better here than she was during 6.0, turns out she's even worse.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Severe levels of hyperbole here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No exaggeration at all.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Estinien was sorely missed but Ysholta never adds anything to the group at large.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up. The argument that Y'shtola is boring and contributes nothing holds literally no ground anymore with this fricking shitstain of a cast we've got in this story where no one has a personality at all, and when the best part of it is still before most of them got introduced and it revolved around her. And double so when she was the only one who actually said something useful this patch figuring out Golbez's tactics.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >when everyone is terrible, no one is particularly terrible in specific
            I guess I can't argue there

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Siren has still the biggest boobs
    well that makes her the best girl doesnt it?

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bros a voidsent just flew over my house

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >3 cat girl in dungeon group
    >they are doing erp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hot, join in anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >4 lala dungeon run
      >nonstop jumping and emoting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Join in moron, the frick are you doing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      grief them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Report them for erotic behaviour without your consent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Report for inapropriate adult content
      >Mute
      >If I get kicked report again for griefing
      I'm here to save the world not date bawds. If I wanted some frick I would drop in Ala mhigo to frick Raubahn.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The very moment Zero's armor becomes available for use I'm gonna use it, it's another Reaper artifact and without the weird bare patches of skin all throughout.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Knight in Black
    >Lady in Black
    of course

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it safe to assume Golbez did something to Zodiark's tentacle before it self-annihilated after Zodiark's death?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ate it, I'd figure. That's a colossal amount of dark aether.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >loincloth is a reward for Tataru's quest
    OH SHIDD

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you morons think she was going to have fan art level balloon breasts when literally no other boss in the game does and we already had art of her and her breasts looking realistically big like they are for her model?

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What did trannies ruin worse?
    This game's community, their own lives, or their parents' lives?

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/2etozr.ogg

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quick bros complain about the MSQ without actually using any identifying language or otherwise speaking about it as if you have the slightest fricking clue of what went on in it, all you have to go by is that Zero tips her hat and Alisaie is involved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hiroi-apologist, you are getting to desperate.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it was boring
        the fricking alliance raid story was more interesting
        seethe more

        that is the entire msq in this patch though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. It was bad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          *tips hat*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was boring and if it is boring it means it's bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It was boring and if it is boring it means it's bad.
        Considering it's the guy who's going to be writing 7.0, we're going to have another narrative disaster of SB and EW combined.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          After EW I don't expect much anymore.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We really shouldn't be that surprised since we already know he's a Mhigger apologist

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I look forward to a whole expansion of Zero cringe and Zero kill stealing the main bad guy at the end and tipping his fedora.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just not feeling this whole arc really, EW was...alright. SHB is still the best and I don't think it can be topped sadly. Zero isn't a very interesting character but sadly it's looking as if they're going to be part of our journey for the foreseeable future

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it was boring
      the fricking alliance raid story was more interesting
      seethe more

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that is the entire msq in this patch though

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Euphrosyne: disappointing
    MSQ: dogshit
    Dungeon: dogshit
    Trial: B+, bonus point for Hyadain and that's about it

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    M-MASAKA

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >anamnesis updated
    >all the new gear looks shit

    Seems I sleep again until 6.35.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Sloppeh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Woop, wait hang on.

      ...ahh this is gonna be mogstation isn't it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's the Moon fire faire costume.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, supposedly summer event

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's already confirmed to be for the summer event. It's also got models for Viera and Hrothgar.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.
          >summer event
          Fricking half a year away.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >no swimsuits
          god dammit i missed out on the one from last year

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Look on the bright side, you can buy it this year for $18!
            If Tanaka were still in charge, he would've pulled a FFXI and made these things obtainable IG with event currency.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How would they finance their newest flop if they didn't israelite the frick out of XIV players?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                By making both FFXIV and FFXI F2P and adding a cash shop

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This has a shirt but it's basically a swimsuit, I saw it in Anamnesis earlier https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/db/item/739bfff1c56/

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like that race from Ultima Thule. Could also be Moonfire faire stuff for the power rangers thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >finally have a toku suit for my ranger poses
        Frick yeah

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am begging for someone, ANYONE to post the WAR version of Gaia's hammer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WAR's version is unfortunately tiny. RPR's version is fricking massive.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            WAR's version is unfortunately tiny. RPR's version is fricking massive.

            what the actual frick? How they blow this shit up? WAR version had to be massive

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm happy with it at that size, both of WAR's current hammers are way too large.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus frick.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            RPRbrehs win again

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that a hammer for ants? Seriously, why make it so tiny for a fricking UNGA BUNGA WAR!?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It reflects what the dev team thinks of warriors

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            puny weapon for a puny job

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are Nymeia's mechanics like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can get seduced by her.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She gives you cards-status effects, if you fail them you get seduced.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was watching a streamer do the raid and he got cards that had pyretic/freeze effects, while I got the look/look away to not get seduced cards like you mentioned. What's that all about?

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are the rewards for the new island ranks? are there more outfits or is it just mounts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are two new outfits in the files

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it okay for Ceruleum to be on fire or is that an actual/natural property of the fuel? Was kinda worried they just left the ubderground spring burning. Also, why arent they mobilizing to farm the shit out of it? Are the Garlean numbers that low?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the new pool we just found? When we just fixed the only transport into that area? I assume they will be doing runs to fetch more of it now that they are aware.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      See

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a tank i'm supposed to do my aoe combo on targets that are 3 or more while using single target for if there are only two targets left right?
    Someone told me in a dungeon that that was wrong.
    Is that trure?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the fricking potencies yourself and do some 3rd grade math, it's not so difficult you holotumor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why so mad?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why so bad at math? Figure something out for yourself for once

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who hates Zero plays with EN dub

    Her JP voice is kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Her JP voice is kino
      A good VA doesn't make the character's writing better.
      No one gives a frick about autism power hour.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I play with JP dub and she's still a badly written character. Frick off, your waifu is a shit.

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rubicante is such a letdown after Barb

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gunbreaker, more like Funbreaker.

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they animate the dumpling tear so fricking well

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Graha's burgerino all over again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Graha's burgerino all over again

      Next they'll say Estinien standing cross armed at the bridge in the dungeon wasted all the animation budget.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how many years has it been of seething about the animation budget while we're getting more custom animations than ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      japs have a hard on for food in vidya
      look at this fricking shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they even make diferen models when they take a bite and when jullus almost finish his dumpling.

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >turn off gshade by accident
    >realize how fricking ugly the base game green tint it
    holy frick people experience the story like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's only bad if you're used to Gshade though, I went through the game with no gshade till like SHB, the other day it wasn't running because of an update and I legit thought all my plants had died because they looked fricking colorless and withered. You'd be amazed at what your eyes can get used to anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What green tint, change your fricking display dumbo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is ugly but there is no green tint, fix your monitor

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should've just released Deep Dungeon, Relic and Ultimate today, it's so blatant they're just delaying that shit to prolong your subscription and people will defend this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      getting you to sub twice for a month to do 2 hours of content each is more profitable than getting you to sub one month to do 4 hours of content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Or just sub with 6.35 hits?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and get spoiled on everything by you homosexuals?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Black person lacks self control and blames everyone else
          Many such cases.

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *honk*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That was fast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >people think these are big boobs

      lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are.
        Coomers get the rope.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Strictly speaking they are. Are they the stonking great udders she was supposed to have? No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I WAS PROMISED PORN OF THESE MODELS, WHERE IN THE FRICK IS IT?

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >nu PLD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Doing Holy Spirit before Confiteor instead of after is fricking me up hard but I'm pretty cool with the changes. Not a lot actually changed about its basics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >magic/physical phase fused, dots removed
        >nothing changed
        All you PLD tourists need to stop having an opinion

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NOT THE FRICKIN' DOTS... er, single DoT... and Fight or Flight isn't just for one otherwise useless phase... uhh...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Magical phase is still your burst, hardcasting Holy Spirit after Confiteor is done is your best option iirc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why before? you can use it after confiteor and it will still be under buffs window

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I fricked up and meant after Confiteor instead of before.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't worry. My muscle memory is still fixated on Goring Blade being a 0gcd, I need to get use to this new gcd.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly, I found it to be just as shitty to play as old PLD. At least it's not WAR 3.0 for all the homosexuals who were shitting themselves over that. Now it's just a shitty midway point between old PLD and GNB.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need to unfrick tons of muscle memory but I like nu-PLD.

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nophica is so pretty! they did a great job on her model.

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zero just cant get enough of big garlean wiener

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gaia outfit in mogstation
    >female locked
    >one piece
    >not dyeable

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >female locked
      don't care I'm not a troony
      >one piece
      >not dyeable
      it's over

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    give it to me straight, is there enough content for a month's sub if you're not an ulti-troony?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's not enough content for a week if you're not doing Ulti

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    6.3 msq was so fricking kino.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Alisaie makes big over the top animation where she recoils and gets slightly upset
      >VA delivers is like she was reading her shopping list of the day
      What was that about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >character is being dramatic but didn't take any real offense

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >What was that about?
        You playing with EN dub

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rowena and her tomestones unironically live rent free in WoL's mind
    lol
    lmao even

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people complaining about viera and hrothgars head gear
    >devs can't even do gear on base races and base hairstyles that don't clip like shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All the money is going to FFXVI, please understand

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >really like Lyon hair for my highlander
      >clips like ass through everything
      I wish there was a shirter version without tge mullet

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm assuming these are the new Ultimate weaps?
    There's a bunch of Labyrinth and High Allagan armor recolors/upgraded textures that I assume are from PvP? Haven't checked the Wolves' den vendors yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Craftable weapons from Ruby Weapon trial materials

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >another moron looking sword
      Why am I not surprised anymore?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Show me katana please. Also that PLD weap looks like fricking shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a bunch of Labyrinth and High Allagan armor recolors/upgraded textures that I assume are from PvP?
      Oh, so they are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the crimson mage set is black while the royal healer set is red

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alisaie is such a dumb fricking c**t. is her jap va famous or something. why does she get so much cutscene time??!?!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She was nugraha before nugraha.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To make you seethe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The same reason Y'Shtola is as boring as dishwater and gets screentime.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the opposite. Y'shtola was fun af in 6.1 so now they're gonna do their utmost to ensure she has no screentime.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She was fun in one patch, that doesn't suddenly make her a good character.
          She Alisae and Zero need to get killed off already.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She was great in ShB but then fujo got scared and lobotomized her in EW, some brave soul tried to save her in 6.1 and 2 and now they did her dirty again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >some brave soul tried to save her in 6.1
              Yeah, that was the new guy who's writing 7.0, and did the Lahabrea cuckoldry story, and even after that, they stated it was "out of character" for her and regrets it.
              So yeah, even after 1 patch somehow "redeemed" her characterization, she was doomed to be a boring frick from the start.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Lahabrea cuckoldry story, and even after that, they stated it was "out of character" for her and regrets it.
                What?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            She was left one patch to actually be able to talk, engage people beyond being an encyclopedia and advance her plotline about discovering the other shards and it was great. Ever since they've kneecapped her and now they literally don't even let her talk more than the bare minimum to say "Plot is happening!". So no frick you, Y'shtola is great and it's become obvious they're purposefully keeping her down because she'd completely upstage Zero's absolute bore of a story without even trying.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get some fricking good taste.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alisaie is Ishikawa's pet and I wouldn't be surprised if she comes on board whenever it's about Alisaie.

  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How are the Rubicante weapons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      trash except mch and gnb. fire shit was taken by the gay raid previously so these thing slook like melted candy

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also the loincloth, same quest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate loincloth but kudos for having the item still

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH WOMEN IN FUNDOSHI SEEEEEEEEX

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like Alisaie so every time someone shits their pants at her existing it's hilarious to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys.

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I glam PLD like a wizard? I'm tired of heavy armor #43125

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shisui bottom, uraeus coat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thats pretty good
        what do you glam the sword as

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Aettir. Priwen Lux.

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish this fricking game respected your time more
    the story moments can be interesting but they're delivered in such a roundabout slow fricking fashion

    every single cutscene has massively roundabout dialogue, then shows 4 shots of someones reaction, then has a character walking 4 feet take 20 seconds

    FRICK

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      smol indie company prease understandu

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >i really wish this fricking game respected your time more
        its a fricking mmo

        You WILL do several back-to-back point A to point B quests with no worthwhile pay off and you will like it

        i've played since ARR so its not a new thing
        so much stuff could be condensed. If a cutscene ends with 'lets go back to X location and talk about it' why fricking make me teleport back there, walk to an aetheryte, teleport to an aetheryte, walk to teh quest marker, speak to someone to let me into a room, then speak to someone to trigger the cutscene?

        why do i need 4 different angled shots to show aymeric walking on a rooftop, then a shot on his face smirking, then a wide shot of him pulling out a staff, then another of him putting it down, then an 8 second pause, then a shot of a dragon overhead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i really wish this fricking game respected your time more
      its a fricking mmo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL do several back-to-back point A to point B quests with no worthwhile pay off and you will like it

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has any site uploaded how Rubicante weapons look like? I know their names but I cannot find pics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any specific ones?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have pics of monk and nin?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          MNK looks pretty cool.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            MNK looks good yeah. I am kinda iffy on the daggers but might work with certain glamours.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NIN

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        pics of the gunbreaker, machinist and sage weps?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          GNB, PLD, DRK and WAR. Weapons that can look good even without shiny shiny effects.

          GNB

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I would have liked a similar model for PLD sword

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            NIN

            MNK looks pretty cool.

            Good god these look bad

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            DRK

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >MH greatsword
              kino

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for the Nergigante greatsword Capcom.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        GNB, PLD, DRK and WAR. Weapons that can look good even without shiny shiny effects.

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PUROTTO TUISUTO

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does the patch hint on female Hrothgar? Some tease on them? ANYTHING?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're not going to show those before the first fanfest next summer anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They hinted on Viera on the 2nd alliance raid from stormblood. That's why I asked.

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nude mods for Nophica and that semen demon Nymeia when?

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >WoL's strongest mental image of a data storage device is a fricking tomestone
    Do we just not read?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We spend so much time collecting Tomestones for Rowena that she has cucked the concept of a book from the Warrior of Light's mind.

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BLU update next patch, right bros...?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, I might unsub if the Blue Mage content is shit. I feel so tired of just about everything else.

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Balls mech is still here

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >light... is LE EVIIIL

    The story has been shit since shadowbringers.

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >academecians in hw

    i thought this homie was another not smn until shb.

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PLD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      boring shield. THe sword is ok. Like I've said before, I would have liked more the GNB model for it instead.

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sus

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MCH

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