FFXIV

Did they do the voluptuous fertility goddess justice?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is ishgard's patron deity so fuckin EASY.
    all of this 'o mighty fury' in the songs and yet she goes down that fast?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If The Fury was so mighty, Ishgard wouldn't have been in a deadlocked war for 1000 years.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your Nophica, bro.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, it's fine.
      Was hoping for more, but I know how neutered this game is and what kind of audience it has. This is the same patch that made over two dozen pieces of female glamour usable for male characters too, after all. It's not the kind of game where the devs would put in some real Matron tiddies.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >over two dozen pieces of female glamour usable for male characters too
        Why won't they stop doing this? How many more male Viera and Hrothgar players running around in dresses and slutwear can one person realistically ensure?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Why won't they stop doing this?
          Because gays won't stop asking until there is NO gendered glams in the game at all, or at least none that are female-only, and for some fucking reason the devs won't stop giving them an ear while ignoring other, much more widely requested and necessary features.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but I thought XIV was based and redpilled and didn't care for trannies?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies, no. Those are just straight up gays and barafags that they're pandering to.
              A chud would just make a female character and not care if glams aren't available for males.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, it's fine.
          Was hoping for more, but I know how neutered this game is and what kind of audience it has. This is the same patch that made over two dozen pieces of female glamour usable for male characters too, after all. It's not the kind of game where the devs would put in some real Matron tiddies.

          >Why won't they stop doing this?
          Because gays won't stop asking until there is NO gendered glams in the game at all, or at least none that are female-only, and for some fucking reason the devs won't stop giving them an ear while ignoring other, much more widely requested and necessary features.

          Gender-locked gear is dumb, die mad about it. Now they just need to get rid of class-locked gear.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes i don't understand why class locked gear still exists, they literally gave us two samurai outfits for all classes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're not even big and trannies going insane about them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol this
        XIVtrannies are going THIS IS THE BEST BOSS EVER because they saw a couple of medium sized breasts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not even big
        they're in the top 1% of IRL boob size. Discounting fat women of course. Those are double Ds at least.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post example of them going insane.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look for yourself, they're losing their shit all over the internet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Size doesn't matter unless you are terminal stage coomer.
        Nophica has the best shaped tits in the entire game. Perfectly round and plump

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHOW
      HER
      ASS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're not even big and trannies going insane about them

      QRD? Is all that posting just because she has massive milkers or what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because she has massive milkers and MMOtards are coombrained

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you think those aren't big then porn has rotted your brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's ittybitty by goddess standards.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"""""fertility goddess"""""
        >mogged by the Pharos Sirius Siren
        >mogged by CGI Lyse
        >mogged by Minfilia
        >mogged by Lakshmi
        >maybe mogged by Sophia and Garuda too, would have to check
        Mate, Nophica should've been THE biggest in the setting bar none. That's pathetic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seek help

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          by CGI Lyse
          by Minfilia
          by Lakshmi
          mogged by Sophia and Garuda too
          No she fucking isn't, none of those were bigger than her. The only one that looks like she could even compete is Sophia, and it's still hard to tell because her chest wrap is actually pulling her tits up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          None of those are true. Put up shots or shut up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s not a normal realistic woman anyway. She’s a fertility goddess, it’s not unreasonable that her tits would be unrealistically large as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's the goddess of the harvest not fertility the fuck?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Harvest requires good fertility.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares nerd, her character design has large breasts because she has something to do with nature

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The stage you fight her on is literally "The fertile plains"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              in reference to FARMING you fucking cumskull

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You do know "fertility God" goes from harvest to livestock to people in several civilizations?
                It's not just farming you numbskull. Most languages use the same word and God for the entire concept because it is reproduction and growth.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"fertility God" goes from harvest to livestock to people in several civilizations?
                that's nice. too bad she's literally the goddess of the harvest and not fertility.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A good harvest comes from fertility. What the fuck do you think the title "Matron" implies?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you even know what a Matron is?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She pretty obviously based on Demeter who was the goddess of harvest, earth and fertility.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >She pretty obviously based on Demeter

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're just being retarded on purpose.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is one of the norse gods of farming
                note the monster dong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then why doesn't she have a huge cock?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because her fields are meant to be plowed, anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her title is the Matron. She's a goddess of bounty and fertility, and relates to a good harvest in that way. Fertility doesn't only refer to fucking.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must live in a place where only flat women roam, those tits are average, and very common.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you fucks always type this horseshit when you can be proven wrong with a simple fucking google search i will never know.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posts porn as evidence
          daring retort

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >women with big breasts are porn
            Seems like someone's brain is rotten alright. Fucking cretins everywhere.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Posts picture of a game designed for coombrains
              I have no stake in this retarded argument but holy shit bro could you be any worse at this lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts more porn
                dig that hole deeper anon, we can almost see china

                disingenuous cope

                >women with big breasts are whores, didn't you know
                >average fuckwit randos on yak herding forums spouting feminist talking points for free
                LMFAO @ your lives.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >women with big breasts are whores
                >keeps posting pictures of tik tok e-thots
                You're not helping your point, regardless of how much you strawman.
                It's not the breasts that makes them whores, it's the fact they act like whores that makes them whores.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's up with the puritan larpers today? You people are fucking disgusting.

                are calling this YUGE
                No, people were hoping for YUGE because of the twin udders meme spawning a munch of porn.

                Do you consider a man with a 50 inch waistline not fat because someone with a 60 inch waistline exists?

                Nophica's tits are E-F cup minimum. Just cause there are some bitches with bigger tits doesn't make them small, or even average

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Realistic large isn't porn large. Ganker was praying for porn large for some fucking reason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Funny how you absolute cretins are the only ones talking about porn all the time.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and you're the one posting it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moron are you 12? One of the few things that Ganker could discuss wholly peacefully before 2015 was fucking porn.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who is this? i've been looking for her for a hot minute

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amanda Love. Not really worth it her tits have always had this unusual shape. Also she is a coalburner and I'm talking the kind that went STRAIGHT for interracial from the get go without first having a long career of saying no to it before getting desperate.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >posts more porn
              dig that hole deeper anon, we can almost see china

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              disingenuous cope

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > that headline
              And constant dick size talk doesn't hurt young boys?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To any normal person these are big tits. You can cope and seethe as much as you want but that's not going to unrot your porn addicted brain.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just because bigger exist doesn't make her's small you fucking mentally ill retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Goddamn

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Porn
          I bet you think that 20 inch peckers are "normal" sized aswell

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are big tits too you absolute retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Posts tits bigger than any official nophica art

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really not. My gf is bigger and she's not even known as the large chested one of her friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no extra strap pushing them up
      What was even the point...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That strap would only make them smaller. It would squeeze her tits in and cause them to spill out on the sides.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cause them to spill out on the sides.
          Haha oh nooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dem lore accurate tiddies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where are my giants tiddies, you promised me giant tiddies where the fuck are they Ganker I even resubbed for them what the fuck why you do this to me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are giant tiddies. Porn has rotted your brain.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >didn't wait for the patch to drop to see if they were worth resubbing over
        I'm not spending $13 on this, and you're a chump if you did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      milk, nutrition, vitamin calcium.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That subtle spade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not big enough, nor are her thighs voluptuous enough, but about as much sex appeal as can be expected in the current year. Now show her ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You call that fertility?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      They're big without being comically stupid.
      So obviously idiots here are crying about it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They're big without being comically stupid.
        They are the upper end of normal. You should visit norway where the average cup size is D.
        Ingame Nophica hasn't big breasts.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the upper end of normal.

          Anon the worldwide 'normal' is A cup

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            non-developed countries are not normal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are nowhere near big enough. Cope.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those are easily an E cup, well above American and astronomically above East Asian averages. Hell, mine are Gs and they're the biggest of anyone I know.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Big boobs don't count when you're a 300 lb fatass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Has no idea how cup sizes work
          If I was 300lb and had fatboobs they would still only be like c or d you fucking retard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but he said big boobs, not big cup sizes. If you’re fat, which americans are more likely to be, then your breasts are also going to be bigger, I don’t need to tell you this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the subtle panty shot.
      A mastercraft of design and beauty.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Voiced by cat mommy
      They knew what they were doing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually wondered if the reason Y'shtola was constantly getting sidelined this patch (again) was because of the usual VA schedule problems, but that doesn't make sense if she voiced Nophica too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impregnate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're huge, but I was counting on less cloth.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if she doesnt have physics like this, yoshi pee is a fraud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does a ps3 game with ps2 graphics need this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to ask that question you're more homosexual than even the faggiest of gays.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Souls was a PS3 game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to prove it's not lack of artistic skill or graphics processing power that's making everything hideous, it's literally toxic feminism

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bot post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just her animation

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst patch to date, topped only by 3.1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine still being subbed to this shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, i'm fucking baffled that it seems to be more popular than ever. I jumped off the sinking ship when patch after patch continuously added less content

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MCHbros, are we back?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck no, went from TWIN UDDERS to just a decent pair.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first major patch since using mods with pnumbra, any idea how long it takes for them to come back up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not entirely sure since the dalamud devs stated there was a larger than usual changes that needed to be addressed this patch after that the plugin devs do their thing

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    POST LEAKS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a safe for work board and no place for nophica's leaking matronly buds

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's already a 14 thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cry about it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i couldnt pay attention during this cutscene

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tasteful sideboob.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people are calling this YUGE
      Bafflingly low standards you'll cowards have.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youve got a point.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are calling this YUGE
        No, people were hoping for YUGE because of the twin udders meme spawning a munch of porn.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off dobson

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >log in
    >do raid/trial roulette as healer
    >multiple wipes due to monkey tier retards
    >log out
    not even sure I want to do the new alliance raid tonight. forgot all the retards resub on patch day

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /v/
    >WHAT THE ATHEISM IS THIS SHIT? ALEXSTRAZSA IS NOW WEARING A FORM-FITTING ARMOR THAT SHOWS TITTY CLEAVAGE? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
    also Ganker
    >OH MY DAWKINS NOPHICA IS WEARING A DRESS THAT COVERS MOST OF HER BODY EXCEPT HER TITTY CLEAVAGE BEST BOSS EVER

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >brings up wow out of nowhere
      (You)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        up wow out of nowhere
        it's ok when fftrannies do that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If she's really a fertility goddess, then how thick are her pubes?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SOMEONE TAKE HER FUCKING HAT AWAY ALREADY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *tips hat*
      Also the flashback showed her well within the days where the flood of darkness was fucking up the Thirteenth so the question of where the fuck did she get a hat from still remains.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nophica's knockers are fucking huge
    >there are no morons in FFXVI
    CBU3 is doing aight.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FFcucks going crazy over a pair of a little-above-average tits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmo virgins

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every custom model in XIV use the same kind of face now? They look ugly as fuck compared to old custom models.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game only has 4-5 face models.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean that didn't stop them in the past.
        It's only recently where all the women have that weird sunken eye and botched rhinoplasty look.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair Nophica's entire visage is the original art direction for most of Gridania's styles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every face in this image is visibly different. Are you by any chance autistic? Don't answer that.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's confirmed the Twelve are Venat's collaborators and Deryk might be the Watcher or Oschon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it isnt confirmed YOU RETARD. It was a theory, a theory the 12 didn't bother to confirm. They were created by Azem to combat the dynamis affecting the planet. Also the the Twelve are only worshipped in eorzea, (where amarot was located), why the fuck would Venat only care about 1 continent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >combat the dynamis affecting the planet
        They haven't done this at all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because he GOT FUCKING SUNDERED, and zodiark was already summoned you stupid fucking douche.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell who has porn brainrot in here

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are already cooming to a character that has been in the game for 8 hours
    What explains this behavior? Who are these "people"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mod coomers have been in this game for a long time now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We've known what Nophica looks like for years. She's not a new character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      XIV coomers and ERPers probably comprise most of the lifetime subs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its the only decent piece of "content" the patch had

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Masturbaiting is more entertaining than playing a game? Seek help.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But masturbation is a game?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's never played fap gauntlet
          lol. lmao even.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It objectively is. Look up dopamine release levels during different activities.

          Video games are close though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's 7 hours and 57 minutes longer than it takes someone to masturbate. What's the issue?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play ff14 again and catch up with the endwalker patches but I don't want to pay squeenix $13.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New glam is ugly af.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just means I don't gotta worry about doing treasure maps this patch.
      >mfw still no calfskin set

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What made them think people would want to do maps for this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What made them think

        They didn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it might be the vest people want, but the whole set itself looks like absolute shit, you could mix and match better pants and shoes, and it'd look better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This in particular is pretty shitty.
      You gotta remember who is in charge of deciding this shit though.
      She's this fucking pathetic fujo whore who can't not overdesign any one piece of gear. She can't make decent pants or shoes to save her fucking life.
      Japs in general tend to have some pretty boring fashion sense.
      It's not good. They should have hired someone with talent but this is what we get in the end. SE would sooner make another blunder than put the money XIV makes back into the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck's wrong with them? Is it really THAT hard to make something decent looking? I mean what the FUCK is that shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you do realize it looks better in proper lighting and on other races right anon?
        you didn't fall for the cherrypicked brown-skinned elezen model did you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it looks like shit no matter what race it's on.
          No amount of "Lighting!!!!" can fix it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fucking cope.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>It's just the lighting bro, look at other races in it, i-it looks good I swear. Use G-Shade or some shit, it'll look even better, trust me!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you do realize it looks better in proper lighting
          >proper lighting
          FFXIV can't do proper lighting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          but it doesn't

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Looks way better than in the elezen picture, but it looks generic enough to be NPC sold gear and not some maps exclusive set.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will put on the dress bitch ass white boi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck you say, shitskin?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skirt sucks but the lacey short sleeve shirt is nice
      fem elezen just make stuff ugly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it looks better in a not ugly-as-sin race

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the 6.3 msq was mediocre and uneventful
    i understand that they need time to build stuff up again after firing off every chekov's gun in 6.0 but man i could summarize 6.3 in a sentence

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i could summarize 6.3 in a sentence
      It's Zero's Autism Power Hour, watch her eat dumplings with Julius!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to fucking stop with the Zero autism stuff and go back to Estinien sperging about money and squids and Y'shtola being sassy and doing cute things. I can't believe they killed my comfy adventures for this.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could have been bigger but muh dik still diamonds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retard. Another viera face and not big enough boobs are thicc thighs. see:

      Not big enough, nor are her thighs voluptuous enough, but about as much sex appeal as can be expected in the current year. Now show her ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mods will fix it. still fapped. dont care

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >mods will fix it
          This shouldn't be the norm for any game.
          I miss gaming in late 90s/early 00s were many mods were complete overhauls and not fixing the damn game.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Siren has bigger boobs than ingame Nophica!

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unsubbed in August, how's MCH looking now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better
      >Hypercharge gives you 5 heatblast stacks instead of relying on you squeezing in weaves during the short window
      >Wildfire capped at 6 gcds to stop squeeze autism from happening
      >General damage buffs
      >Dismantle is back. Target deals 10% less damage for 10 seconds as party utility
      Lot of shitters picking MCH back up again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hypercharge gives you 5 heatblast stacks instead of relying on you squeezing in weaves during the short window
        >Wildfire capped at 6 gcds to stop squeeze autism from happening
        pretty incredible that all the changes I suggested for years keep happening eventually. You can thank me for the removal of TP and piercing debuff by the way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just to be clear this closes the gap between high ping and low ping MCH dps right?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just a few hours ago everyone was happy with Nophica
    >now everyone is screeching that she should have ZZZ sized breasts and calling each other gays

    Well, that was short-lived.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So who was the god/dess that doesn't look "like expected" that Ganker was shitting its pants over at release thinking it was a FTM genderbend (which has no precedent whatsoever, unlike the opposite)? Menphina?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I don't think anyone expected Menphina to be kind of a e-boi, but no one had any expectactions for what she was gonna look like anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I was referring to an alleged quote from a live letter that kicked up a lot of literal blind outrage.
        Right after posting I realized he probably meant Halone, who resembles but doesn't truly match her sculptures (which themselves look nothing like The Spear card).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm not mistaken, it was the journalist that translated the text that said "Some of them might not look like what you expected them to, like Nophica, and might even change gender!" Then way, way later YoshiP cleared up that no, Nophica is not getting changed and it's gonna be her look from the old art.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game explicitly says the twelve's appearances are directly influenced by how their patrons believe they look so I don't even know why Yoshi made that comment in the first place.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yoshida is very hands off at this point and probably doesn't have a clue what's going on with the writing so I don't know why people keep asking him about lore questions.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mods will fix em (soon™)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a good time to get into MCH? I'm kind of burnt out on SAM and MNK.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. She didn't turn big like lakshmi. Not only were her udders small her fight sucked too. This alliance series is awful and is quickly lowering into nier tier.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wife wife, Phina!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that fits, her tits are too big.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't fuck dogs at all

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the puritan larpers today? You people are fucking disgusting.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Teenagers are notably puritanical in the late '10s and current '20s, seems to be a consequence of internet consolidation resulting in no dedicated kids and teens spaces.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >today

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're probably actual femitards who get triggered at big breasts as usual or incels who make their need their virtue in a futile attempt to create some self respect where there is none.

      There's nothing more pathetic than an incel pretending he's above looking at sexy women.

      >women with big breasts are whores
      >keeps posting pictures of tik tok e-thots
      You're not helping your point, regardless of how much you strawman.
      It's not the breasts that makes them whores, it's the fact they act like whores that makes them whores.

      posting pictures of tik tok e-thots
      You can't help it. You keep calling women with big breasts whores, you're so fucking ass blasted this is almost comical, you dumb fuck.

      [...]
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      Do you consider a man with a 50 inch waistline not fat because someone with a 60 inch waistline exists?

      Nophica's tits are E-F cup minimum. Just cause there are some bitches with bigger tits doesn't make them small, or even average

      >Do you consider a man with a 50 inch waistline not fat because someone with a 60 inch waistline exists?
      This is beside the point.
      >Just cause there are some bitches with bigger tits doesn't make them small, or even average
      This is beside the point also, i can't figure out how your brain works. The ISSUE, if there is any about the model of this non existent woman, is that her breasts are made to not trigger femcels and fuckwits with pretenses for being moral crusaders such as yourself. There are women with breasts MUCH bigger than hers, who are REAL, who actually exist. That's the hilarious part about this whole nothingburger and you pretending that they don't exist at all and that this pixel woman's breasts are supposed to knock my socks off when i can simply go outside and see BIGGER women is simply pure, undiluted retardation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You keep calling women with big breasts whores
        Any women who isn't a whore wouldn't be posting that kind of picture retard. It's not the breasts, they could be flat chested but if they still acted like twitch thots I'd be calling them whores all the same you brainlet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Any women who isn't a whore wouldn't be posting that kind of picture
          >if you show skin you're a whore
          How can you dim witted fuck keep going at this shit? is it because you're anonymous that you have courage to keep acting like a retard? are you from fucking Iran or Qatar? Ishallah and shit? If you are, then i can understand but if you're not, HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            First picture you post of someone who isn't just staring at the camera while clapping her breast, stop watching porn it has rotten your brain you absolute retard.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >First picture you post of someone who isn't just staring at the camera while clapping her breast
              So you aren't from any radical islamic country, you're just a fucking larper for god or w/e horseshit you bought into this week. Right, figured you out quick. Worthless morality police fuckwit poser. Get lost you cretin.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >post nothing but thots
                >waaaaaah why isn't everyone addicted to porn like me
                That's why you'll die an incel, gay

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hoes mad and roastie shit tests have no end

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They are big tits but I uhh wasn't arguing they werent big I uhh (insert a bunch of buzzwords and "they werent big enough for me personally here)

        I rest my case coomer retard. Good luck out there with your plentiful Double HH women you seem to always see IRL and not just on the internet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he got destroyed and started yelling while covering his ears
          The whole point of any arguing is that her breasts aren't big enough you dumb animal. That's why you were attempting to mock any poster in the thread too. You've already forgotten that? Goldfish memory dumb fucks everywhere.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your mixing me up with someone else retard. I am arguing her tits are perfectly fine as they are plenty big and you just keep going (NUH UHHH THEY ARENT TOP 0.001% IN SIZE TO OWN THE LIBS AND MY COCKS NEEDS LOOK AT THIS GIRL I HAVE SAVED)

            But yeah, im sure you will find you ZZ titted, big assed, grippy pussy gf soon enough man, there are so many out there

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Halone isn't Thunder God Cod tier
    One fucking JOB

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EAT DA BUUZ

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ngl I've got a bad craving for nikuman since that scene, I haven't had one like that since I last visited Japan 3 years ago.

      I should look up a recipe but I bet it's a hassle and I need special stuff I need to order from an asian food store.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't open

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the edit made by the SEAmonkey who is obsessed with black skin so much that most people thought he actually was black?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people thought he actually was black?
        I'm surprised that took off, seeing as how both BLACKED and SHIEET posters are either white or asian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am not going to say that is an upgrade, but she doesn't look bad either.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have masturbated to Ryne so much that I immediately realized that they reused her face here and lost my boner

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nymiea blowjob

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish I had so little going in my life that I could put up this much of a seethe about fictional breasts.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chuds seething over big tits existing again
    Never fails to amuse.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh boohoohoo I can't cum unless her breasts are at least one cup size bigger! woe is me!
    guess you guys need something to do while you press 123123124

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she was never going to look like your pic and you know it

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're big enough for FFXIV, and it is close enough to the official art from the Twin Adder poster. I was more worried about her having smaller, Au Ra-sized tits, or wearing a dress that covered them up. I just wish her fight had more to it. I wish that entire raid was better, the fights and arenas are a big let down from the first tier.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nophica is bi-

    THIS is what big boobs look like. Nophica would be lucky to even scratch the bottom of this list.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I'm a pro titty anon but hyper-stylized 2d art and 3d game-model art aren't really comparable.

      >not even big
      they're in the top 1% of IRL boob size. Discounting fat women of course. Those are double Ds at least.

      If you discount fat women you need to discount all non-white women too. Asians and africans tank the averages, America and Europe have c and D as the AVAERAGE. She's probably an E but that's top 10%, maybe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tits too big

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porn has rotted your mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean she looks like she would be squarely in the lower rung of large

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone needs to redo the chart

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You actually have to blow your brains out

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WOOOOOOOAH IS THAT A FUCKING GENERIC SNOWY MOUNTAIN STRAIGHT LINE DUNGEON? I NEED TO EXPLORE THIS BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE VISTA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seethe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you play tank and run forward as fast and far as possible.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dungeon adds another recolor of Dun Scaith
    >still not dyeable

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >saving random videos of women to avatar fag
    strong transcel or GPT-3 bot vibes

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are these goddesses wearing shoes???

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >25 min tank queue for matron tits
    bluebros wtf?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/2etozr.ogg
    AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part is where they say Watame.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mooncat god menphina used a dog to represent that moonies fuck dogs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      middies, too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Menphina is midlander coded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >menphina used a dog
      Dalamud was called Mephina's loyal hound in 1.0... of course it's a dog.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with Nophica isn't her boob size but she's too skinny and has a young doll face. That does not convey "mother".

    Fucking Venat looks more motherly than her.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM GONNA GO INSANE WHY DOES THE NIN MUDRA FEEL SO LAGGY TO USE NOW
    IT'S FINE DURING KASSATSU
    AND IT'S FINE DURING TEN CHI JIN
    BUT WHEN I START A NORMAL MUDRA COMBO THERE IS LIKE AND EXTRA HALF A SECOND WHERE I CAN'T PRESS THE SECOND MUDRA WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      90% of my bunnies are due to that bullshit, I understand your pain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am atleast glad there is someone else that feels the pain, I thought it was only on my end, but I'm also sorry you have the same issue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just install xivalexander, there is literally no reason not to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're just going to ban everyone who used it at the end of the expansion FYI so you should start working on a new character now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that thread where I had people going on for 200 posts about how they're adding a file integrity checker to ban modders

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish. Would be funny to see all the plugin shitters actually have to play the game without alexander and cactbot and shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I live on the East Coast US so if they take Alexander away I will probably quit. Playing with shitty moron ping is downright terrible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They won't ban shit, because they would have to ban all the coomers which make up 90% of this game playerbase. What kind a message would that send?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They'll just use model edits, oh wait they already are. Killing the plugins wont destroy coomers but it will anally ravage parsers

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so Nophica was easy, what was the mystery trial then?

    t. unsubbed

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where the hell do the twelve derive their sense of right and wrong? why not meddle directly in the affairs of mortals? why is it that the traits they seem to have line up perfectly with our own notion of gods and goddesses in real life? shouldn't their values be derived from their fictional masters, presumably the ancients?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pls understand

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >small indie gods pls understandu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How long will they continue wanking Haurchefant, while other dead characters get fuck all attention?

        >Papalymo
        >Minfilia
        >Ysayle

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cheap way for them to try and make characters they couldn't write shit for still relevant. While never actually having to have given them a character arc or character progression.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Forever and ever

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haurchefant is WoL's canon waifu, no amount of your personal hatred can change that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not play The Aitiascope where all fo them appear?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't it Papalymo's old man you meet in Old Sharlayan? Sure, it might not be the lad himself but it's better than nothing imho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon, the stones have been there long before muh heckin haurchefant bit the bullet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haurchefant wasn't even mentioned or hinted at

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really expected them to address his grave 5 feet away

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was surprised they actually held off on milking his death again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. someone who can't read subtext at all

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What fucking subtext was there? Thet didn't even show his grave. Wol didn't look remotely somber. It was all about comforting that lamb guy and Menphina explaining how they can't actually grant wishes, and Deryk nearly outing himself as Oschon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't be that retarded.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >THE SCENE WAS CLEARLY ABOUT WOL MISSING HAURCHEFANT
                >don't even show his grave
                sure anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                An absolute retard, watch again. You can see his grave several times there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't about Haurchefant. Seethe and cope.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So far only you are seething here, mi amigo.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >say it wasn't about Haurchefant
                >NO YOU FUCKING RETARD
                I guess if you want to keep making up reasons to be annoyed with SE to make yourself happy then go ahead, sport. Considering what that whole scene was actually about it doesn't make sense for it to be about Haurchefant.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you still seething?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you still seething?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                U ok? Get some rest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's exhausting talking to someone who starts screaming about Haurchefant whenever the story takes place in Coerthas.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Minfilia
          >fuck all attention
          Did you speedrun SHB

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"do we have the power to help at all? lol, lmao even. uh just know that we're always listening eagerly :^)"
        No wonder life sucks so much for the average non-superpowered Eorzean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >needing to show off to get followers
          Only bitchmade deities do that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro, theres another raid left. calm down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >where the hell do the twelve derive their sense of right and wrong?
      From Venat, who was perfectly fine with not meddling in the affairs of her lesser worth ancient brethren, obviously

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"Well obviously if there was shit I could do to save my people with this knowledge, you wouldn't be here telling me they're all dead so I won't bother"
        No one holds her accountable either

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's so funny because she keeps talking about how NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE and NOTHING IS EVER SET IN STONE throughout the rest of Elpis

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've sucked on some titties before and they tasted salty and stale. I didn't even get any milkies.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have to say I'm disappointed by how small nophicas tits are

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >augmenting requires doing both aglaia and euphrosyne
    it's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stupid newfag

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb EW zoomer.

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally called gods
    >w-we are not all-powerful
    Then do are you even exists, gays?
    >b-but we love you
    Fuck off from my Eorzea we're full, go leech on aether somewhere else.

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know what the sex doll from the new dungeon is named in anemnesis?

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's taking the internet so long to dump the infor on the new crafting and gathering shit? Usually it's up within the first hour or two but there's still gaps this time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because people already quit

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >new commending meta will be who has the best adventure plate now
    you rike?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the meta being "first dude on the list" like before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but should I flex with my crystal border?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have an adventure plate set up but it just used a generic picture for me and it seems like 90% of other people I see in dungeons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you even set that up? Mine always looks like the default.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not when everyone's portrait is the default one because of CBU3's incompetence.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        speaking of, is there a way to make the preview larger?

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to play ff14
    >dont want to pay for a sub
    >know the trial is worthless in the long run
    what should i do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the trial till the end of HW, that way you don't have to pay for ARR which is honestly nothing but 100 hours of exposition to the agents, nations and characters of the world.

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the /vg/ chud is crying about boogeymen again
    always during american hours

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been thinking anons. What is 6.x trash writing is a localization problem? Can someone who plays in jap confirm or deny that? Also, what do nips think about 6.3?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's the new guy plus the fact that we're in literal filler hell

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this guy supposed to also write the next expansion or is he just on filler duty?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's writing the next expansion.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this guy supposed to also write the next expansion or is he just on filler duty?

            it's the new guy plus the fact that we're in literal filler hell

            I've been thinking anons. What is 6.x trash writing is a localization problem? Can someone who plays in jap confirm or deny that? Also, what do nips think about 6.3?

            It's the new dude who did the Lahabrea cuckoldry story and this new "Zero's Autism Hour" story, he'll be writing 7.0's story too under the tutelage of our favorite fujo.
            7.0 is going to fucking suck, it's going to be SB and EW combined levels of shit.

            ShB really was the peak wasn't it?
            EW has been mediocre other than the release story

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry Anon... I had to tell you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's fine anon, it's fine. Its better I hear it now than realise it when I start playing the next expansion with high hopes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Name 5 things that are trash writing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot your le funny pics Hiroi-apologist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pick 5 random lines of dialogue from Zero.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think Zero is poorly written I just don't think she's interesting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I'll go ahead.
        >Zero agrees to come to Garlemald just because we were nice to her before and even though there were no debts still standing from either side, no one actually realizes this.
        >We can't answer Alisaie that the reason we didn't call her was literally because she (and Alphinaud) was the only Scion that didn't happen to be within stone throw range at the moment we started asking. At least in lieu of an actual "Because I didn't fucking feel like it" option.
        >Y'shtola can perfectly analyze the situation at every point and guess the enemy's tactical decisions, but she still has to miss the most obvious plot point (Garlemald is a distraction, the Thirteenth moves at a different pace) every time it's actually vital to continue this dumbass story and generally has to be made dumber and shoved offscreen so she doesn't solve this whole conflict by herself.
        >Estinien, Vrtra and Alphinaud haven't said anything worth listening to for two patches.
        >Also Estinien fucking told Vrtra not to use his dragon form to fight Rubicante because "another winged creature might cause a panic" when Vrtra flew all over the fucking place during the Final Days helping people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fire this new shit writer already. the time disparity and MUH DRAGON AETHER winks is pissing me off so much.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >time passing differently between shards
          This will NEVER matter and was a cop-out handwave just to set up SHB being 100 years after 3.4 on Norvrandt because for all intensive porpoises, the WoD plot was concluded in 3.4 until Ishikawa decided to work it into a main expansion isekai quest.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That makes no sense because the First having 100 years pass was never even actually that relevant.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was super relevant. SHB relied on the post-apocalyptic fantasy setting where the WoL were seen as demons for causing the flood. They made a big deal about it at first and then immediately forget once the MSQ is over. At the end of 6.1, Barariccia mentions Cloud of Darkness being slain as if it was a recent event. The shards of have timeskips when the plot is convenient, and it was probably a mistake to even mention that in SHB.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero agrees to come to Garlemald just because we were nice to her before and even though there were no debts still standing from either side, no one actually realizes this.
          She literally wonder why the FUCK zenos was interested in you, just before this cutscene. She wanted to go with you because she thought she could get the answer, YOU FUCKING RETARD.
          >>We can't answer Alisaie that the reason we didn't call her was literally because she (and Alphinaud) was the only Scion that didn't happen to be within stone throw range at the moment we started asking. At least in lieu of an actual "Because I didn't fucking feel like it" option.
          Retard.
          I'm not reading more. bad faith moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brainlet. kys.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eat shit, you asked for examples, now you're excusing them with the flimsiest justifications and refusing to even actually engage them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your concession

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon you know Ganker has very poor critical thinking skills.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero agrees to come to Garlemald just because we were nice to her before and even though there were no debts still standing from either side, no one actually realizes this.
          Vtra kept her fed so she felt obliged and she probably started to warm up to teh cast.
          >We can't answer Alisaie that the reason we didn't call her was literally because she (and Alphinaud) was the only Scion that didn't happen to be within stone throw range at the moment we started asking. At least in lieu of an actual "Because I didn't fucking feel like it" option.
          Thancred told you to not get too many Scions involved
          >Y'shtola can perfectly analyze the situation at every point and guess the enemy's tactical decisions, but she still has to miss the most obvious plot point (Garlemald is a distraction, the Thirteenth moves at a different pace) every time it's actually vital to continue this dumbass story and generally has to be made dumber and shoved offscreen so she doesn't solve this whole conflict by herself.
          She had no reason to assume one of th archfiends could just pass over also she wanted to help vtra even if it could be a trap.
          >Estinien, Vrtra and Alphinaud haven't said anything worth listening to for two patches.
          They all had their arcs what would you even have them say?
          >Also Estinien fucking told Vrtra not to use his dragon form to fight Rubicante because "another winged creature might cause a panic" when Vrtra flew all over the fucking place during the Final Days helping people.
          I will give you this. This shit was dumb people should know by now that a dragon rules them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Also Estinien fucking told Vrtra not to use his dragon form to fight Rubicante because "another winged creature might cause a panic" when Vrtra flew all over the fucking place during the Final Days helping people.
            >I will give you this. This shit was dumb people should know by now that a dragon rules them.
            Not that guy but I assumed Estinien was saying if people saw Vrtra flying around like crazy they might realize there's something dangerous happening and it'll cause panic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A fucking pillar of fire visible from Radz just erupted from the sea and there's monsters running in and Rubicante is flying above Thavnair. If that didn't cause a panic already, seeing Vrtra is actually coming to defend them sure as fuck won't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vtra kept her fed so she felt obliged and she probably started to warm up to teh cast.
            "Feeling obliged and warming up to the cast" makes no sense as motivation given her character arc is learning in Garlemald that she can do things without promise of payment, and the food Vrtra fed her was her payment for helping with Barbariccia. She literally got ahead of her own character development because otherwise it was unjustifiable.
            >Thancred told you to not get too many Scions involved
            Cool, why can't I tell Alisaie that?
            >She had no reason to assume one of th archfiends could just pass over also she wanted to help vtra even if it could be a trap.
            She could have split forces and leave someone guarding the portal in Thavnair instead of bringing everyone who can fight to Garlemald.
            >They all had their arcs what would you even have them say?
            Something useful? You don't need to be within your own dedicated character arc to ever be able to contribute something insightful at all. This stopped being Y'shtola's story two patches ago and yet she's still the only one actually pointing out useful stuff, despite the aforementioned dumbening to make sure she doesn't solve the story before time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the new dude who did the Lahabrea cuckoldry story and this new "Zero's Autism Hour" story, he'll be writing 7.0's story too under the tutelage of our favorite fujo.
      7.0 is going to fucking suck, it's going to be SB and EW combined levels of shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raid story is alright. At least there's Elidibussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is 6.x trash writing is a localization problem? Can someone who plays in jap confirm or deny that?
      No it's just as bad, worse even

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      ShB really was the peak wasn't it?
      EW has been mediocre other than the release story

      6.0 wasn't that great either, felt like a schizophrenic mess

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your ideal Nophica boob size.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The tits she has on her card are perfect.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand a thing, they are remaking the dungeons for the Trusts so the game can be playable solo.
    But they aren't touching the trials except for a few

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd guess trials are harder to adapt so they're leaving them for later?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        14 will never go single player. It will just linger on maintenence mode like 11.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its probably so that msq is doable solo, optional trials or ones that can reasonably be done by trusts dont really have a reason to be updated

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Month 8 of DSR prog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are people clearing it in PF in under 2 months it's the easiest on-content ultimate
      maybe find a different group

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the easiest on-content ultimate
        lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's no way you've cleared them if you honestly believe this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the easiest on-content ultimate
        (you)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for the ultimate trap
      lol
      Even savage doesn't feel worth my time any more because it's just Simon Says with spergs and retards.
      You do week 1 and then it's autopilot.
      Fuck the 2 minute design.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you guys make out any of the raid's lyrics?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know the word lion is somewhere in scream?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because I have functioning ears.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scream is a million times more intelligible than the new bop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not that I can't understand most of it some parts just become gibberish. But a bunch of FF14 songs are like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WILD FREAKS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw it was WILD SHRIEKS all along
        I have never felt so betrayed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BRED DEEP redeemed the song for me.

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuk is the patch already dead brehs. 30+ min queue for the raid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because you are playing a tank

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >voluptuous fertility goddess
    >no fat tummy
    -10/10 yoship has fallen too far to be redeemed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to make her tummy fat yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro your Eden?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fat
      Fuck off, chud

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 PFs for raid
    Why in the fuck

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Really? We got through the whole raid with only one wipe during the siblings. What was that special mechanic during Halone's spears btw? I didn't notice anything special

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"fertility goddess"
    >doesn't look like this
    dead game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obesefag check your mental health

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not my fault our ancestors had impeccable taste

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone arguing about Nophica's teats, modders will get to work making them a true fertility goddess size and also making her clothes skimpier. Then we wait for them to take her clothes and make them available to players.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mating press tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember seeing edits on monsters/bosses/whatever. Just lewd gear and retard big tits/ass player models like the one of that pic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Garuda and Byregot have lewd mods.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They do?!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/24071

            https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/47108

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cool. Then someone is going to make a big tatas Nophica for sure.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully it's not hidden away behind a patreon paywall.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nald and Thal, both Carbuncle and Proto-Carbuncle, minotaurs/cyclopes, and various quadrupedal animal mounts as well. Eden-Ramuh too if you consider a sheathe by itself "lewd."

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nothing for EdenShiva
            Useless, the lot of them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Nier raids got nude mods

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Modder have 24hrs to redeem themselves. It should have been a day 1 mod.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice nipple girl

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's nymeia

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alisaie seething cunt the moment you meet her again
    >julius
    >zero

    i'm going do it..im going to cutscene skip.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not likng best wife
      >disliking julius
      >being gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Seething cunt
      Holy mother of exaggerating.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seething chud!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People exaggerating when it comes to characters they don't like isn't anything new. Just based on this thread you'd think Zero was a genuinely bad character isn't of just kind of boring.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zero is a genuinely bad character.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            filtered
            she's the best thing to happen to the story since 5.0

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zero is pretty entertaining but naturally I'm more interested in her real self

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like here more here because she doesn't have a hat.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zero ends up taking a nap again
                >"aw man they forgot to put her hat somewhe-"
                >they didn't
                based?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoshi P said there is a reason for Zero's androgynous look
                She's actually a boy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt that but she's totally going to be our Cecil stand-in

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You sound like you spend most of your time on fanfiction.net

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's horrible taste and then there's this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's your opinion. I don't find her sort of plot refreshing especially for this game but I don't think that makes her badly written, especially since she actually showed some growth this patch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you seriously believe that this line could've belong to a somewhat mediocre-written character?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is FF14, this line frankly doesn't stick out as especially badly written or ridiculous.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the line is fine but imagine being the voidbro she's fighting
                >bitch wtf are you talking about

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Zero was a genuinely bad character
          She is and will continue to be until this kuso arc ends and we never see her again.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How's the EX?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trash

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Easy, then? Endsinger-tier easy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, it's barbariccia tier
          it's just not fun

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointed about the raid gear, it doesn't even dye well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That roe looks like a fucking xmas tree

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It probably goes well with the UWU weapons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just what I wanted, more shower curtains

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did we got new panties?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I AM SO SICK OF FUCKING SIDE CAPES AND BUTT CAPES AND DRAPED CLOTHING

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FOR AS LONG THERE'S WANDERING THE NIGHT
    ME AND HIM WE SHARE A HEART

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paladin is already so bloated with actions that i can't play it with a controller
    >they add another
    great rework, squiggers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They trimmed kaiten due to bloat btw.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My sugar mommy has returned

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized i have never seen a duskwight player

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I skipped every cutscene this patch
    >Vrtra is irrelevant and "muh sister" is just a plot device for us to do things
    >if Zero doesn't get killed off, she'll get a total personality reboot so whatever she says now is irrelevant
    >not a lorefag

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find Nophica's Nophicas to be entirely reasonable in size and a delight to look upon, but I will be modding them bigger. I will also likely request someone to give her inverted nips at some point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A man of true culture.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does she mention him even if you haven't done the trial/quests?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been years now but I'm almost completely certain that Odin gets mentioned atleast once in the ARR MSQ, also, she mentioning Odin even if the player doesn't know who he is still makes sense since everyone who lives even remotely close to his stomping grounds knows about him and how fucking dangerous he is (for a normies anyway)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you fight Lunar Odin just before Endwalker, that's it I think

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I'm convinced that all 6.x apologists are blatant shitposters baiting for (you)s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, 3.X was all filler until it wasn't in 5.0

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw realizing the amount of immutable solutions and earthbreak aethersand im going to need for the new gatherer/crafter sets

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also
      >Two of the mats come from the same node
      Fuck off YoshiP.

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This amount of talk about the fact that Nophica's tits aren't off-model fanart tier
    Anyway, Golbez is gonna succeed with his plan and that will be the big advent that the devs were teasing right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rejoiningfags could be onto something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        8th umbral calamity soon, trust the plan.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro we BUUZ now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt they would have the balls to do that, but if they do and Golbez ends up joining our party for 7.0 I'll take back every bad thing I've said about this patch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would golbez join our group when he basically does want to cause a calamity?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because that anon played FF4

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it won't turn out like he thought it would and now he has to make things right? Gee anon

          because that anon played FF4

          I've never actually played FF4

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's basically what happens in FF4 so congrats on accidentally spoiling yourself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well that gives me hope for Golbez as a new party member for the next expansion, thanks

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't get your hopes up, we're not his brother like Cecil was.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But Zero might be

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that there has been a huge pillar of dark aspected aether spewing out of the moon since 6.0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He won't succeed since that would completely break the lore for RPR, what might happen is that he kickstarts something else on the source on accident that we are supposed to take care of in 7.0

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there still a tomestone cap in place? Augmenting doesn't require tomestones, not augmented gear is outdated already and we're getting a new tomestone next patch anyway. It just makes it harder to get your alts geared up for no reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "next patch" is in 4 months lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We're already being timegated by coins that only drop once a week, why do we need a second one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >second half of today's patch that has the only repeatable grind content (relics) still two months away

        I've said it before and I'll say it again: relic grinds need to start earlier in an expac's patch series.

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck was that new fiend remix? the dubstep was hot garbage

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is The Lover a little girl?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dicky is love. dicky is life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because we all missed out on teenage love

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wol likes them small.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She reads your thoughts and takes the form of your ideal sexual partner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not, she's a womanlet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't westerners comprehend small flat women?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she doesn't even have crow's feet or 30k in debt she's literally a child!
      American moment.

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    were can I get the new eastern style gear?. It will look great on my SAM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tataru quest in sharlayan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sharlayan at Tataru's booth

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >outfit and hair already on mod archive
    a hero will crop up soon no pun intended

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone imagines books, reasonable for holding information
    >we get a fucking tomestone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WoL has been thoroughly mind broken.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rowena owns us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's what ARR relics do to people

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your fucking face when it materializes in front of you lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen WoL so happy for a long time

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think that was happiness...
          more like acceptance and resignation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >happy
          that looked more like a "jesus fucking christ" face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my dumbass self thought "well i'd probably think of a phone"
      >tomestone appears
      >mfw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw for a moment thought I'd get a mini-Scion that would explain the situation to me whenever I'd throw him or her against the stone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A wind-up Y'shtola or Urianger showing up there would actually have been genious.
          >I don't story knowledge, they do it for me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wind-up Y'shtola starts rapidly vibrating
            U-UUUUH

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >WoL starts sweating bullets while G'raha looks at him like ¬_¬

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The Goddesses look on with great interest
                Time to better understand how mortals work

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nophica gives the distinctive smug smile because same actress

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It just fits perfectly

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm going to make sure she has a bountiful harvest.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        friends think alike

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rowena has ass fucked wol so much, that if he has lost his will to fight against her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the first thing I thought of but I still laughed when it actually appeared

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is... salt? I have sodium chloride, if that's what you mean...

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have pics of Nymeia?

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cagnazzo and Rubicante just killed themselves via WoL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They WANTED to die.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're actually kinda hype about it. Though it made me wonder if we'll be seeing Barbariccia and Scarmiglione again, seeing as they're still in those crystals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cagnazzo, what's your plan for fighting the Warrior of Light?
      >I'm gonna punch him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did Rubicante look like? I can't be bothered to go do the quest right now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He cute

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Au ra BLM on heels

          Wait what is this from.

          Eyes yellow series in Radz

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what is this from.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They wanted to die though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man if you'd spent 12000 years as a tortured undead demon you'd be hyped about getting to die too

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >paladin fags spend literal months crying every day about how braindead the rework is going to make their class, how they actually like jank

    >now they're all melting down that you have to cast unbuffed holy spirit a few times to do optimal damage because it has a short cast time because that's janky

    paladin players are just bitches to their very souls

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how much they keep hammering in that you were special to Zenos and he loves you, I wonder if it's going to end up being relevant to Zero in any way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want him back bros, it's not the same without him here being menacing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already relevant, Zero likes (You) for (You) and she's helping above and beyond how she helped even just against Barbariccia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they keep bringing him and his mysterious motivations up is sus. They could've just said "he ded" ONCE and keep it that way but nope, gotta keep the player on their toes.
      At this pace Golbez is really going to take off his helmet and shout "ROUND 3 bro"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is x really dead?
        >yeah they're dead, their story is done
        >is zenos really dead?
        >what do you think? We made it pretty clear hehehehehehe
        yeah fuck you yoshi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zero just wants to know why her kidnapper master was fucking obsessed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They also keep hammering in that zenos was a bad guy and the world is better without him. Based writers BTFO fujomorons.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean yeah, he is a very bad guy and of course everyone in-game would be happy he's gone, how is saying he's bad BTFO-ing Zenos fujos?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss him. It's no longer fun without him around, I don't care if the world will burn and clash for our mutual enjoyment.

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, when is 6.35 coming out?

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE not liking jullus. i can't fathom this at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's trying to fuck my waifu

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did.
        They came back together and Zero said she "recharged her aether".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quite based of him to unleash into her a week's worth of buuz.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            filled her dumpling

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they call him "The Architect" not just because he's leading the restoration effort

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He can have her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good, he can deal with the fedora tipper then.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fucking hope not, I don't want Jullus' load all over my fucking soul if we end up rejoining with Zero.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Zero is Zenos' shard
            Golbez is (You)r shard

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Zero is Zenos' shard
              >Flashback shows her selflessly defending a village from a bunch of memoriates and lamenting that they're using violence

              [X] Doubt

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lamenting that they're using violence
                Definitely not WoL either by that logic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WoL totally would lament people using violence against innocents. WoL's Goku, not Vegeta.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                as long as she shares one major quality with him, everything else is fair game

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Jullus finally gets his chance to hatefuck Zenos in a way
              All is right with the world.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was fun watching those two autists try to outist the other

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    erm?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WTF IS THIS UNTOLERABLE TWITTER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alisaie is so amazing and perfect and cool and I hope she goes with us to 7.0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      G'raha Tia post

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT A WIND UP NOPHICA

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forgot relic and deep dungeon would only come out in 6.35
    >Subbed while theres fuckall to do

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what trials are we getting in 6.4 and 6.5? Golbez and who? Zeromus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Azdaja

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck me, reading too fast
        6.4 is G+his dragon
        6.5 COULD be Zeromus but it might as well be mystery bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the twist would be that zeromus is 6.4

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rubicante EX any good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Way less fun than barb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      trash

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We will go to a kingdom of Light!

    Why is no one mentioning the First?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because clearly they weren't talking about the First after all and we have no reason to tell them about it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything is a kingdom of light from their perspective

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is not what he said speedreader

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What'd he say then? Cause he definitely said "Light"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A GLORIOUS KINGDOM OF LIGHT

          Pop quiz:
          Which part of the new feet gear changes with dye?
          A. The socks
          B. The shoes
          C. The straps
          D. It's not dyable

          I say C

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay so still, he said the Ascians told them about the other shards, it's not weird to expect him to know about the First then, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one ingame knows about that exchange, as far as they know Golbez is trying to merge the 13th and the Source.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the source is closer then the first ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Closer? Is there such a thing as distance between shards? I'm honestly asking cause I forgot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The lore says it's "theorized" that that's the case which is why voidsent slip over to the Source so easily. Meanwhile voidsent are only on the First as a result of Beq Lugg's darkness potion experiments.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The map that emet-selch showed in shadowbringer, I think, which is why voidsent being more common in the source vs another shards

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help I can't get clean to add phase on new EX trial

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have these Au Ra NPCs ever appeared before?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are they from Dalmasca? Hints at the next expansion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weren't they standing there the whole time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      checked in on an alt that just beat EW, they're already there

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pop quiz:
    Which part of the new feet gear changes with dye?
    A. The socks
    B. The shoes
    C. The straps
    D. It's not dyable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna have to go with D, because otherwise you probably wouldn't have posted this. I haven't checked it out yet myself, so I'm hoping I win something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >socks and sandals
      it's over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know the answer so I'm gonna cheese triangles on the strap what were they thinking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C. because i'm guessing that's the only thing that would spawn this post

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected everything from this patch, but not a fucking Jullus cucking WoL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing a man and a woman talking and thinking of cuckold is mental illness at the same level if not worse than seeing 2 women talking and thinking of yuri

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that garlean boy she told you not to worry about
        Lol, lmao

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jullus is horny for the voidsent
    Back off, buddy, she's mine

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FUCK is Halone not the final boss in this raid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Menphina was 8th in the chart

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >'might the thirteenth unnamed individual be the watcher on the moon?' asks krile
    >camera immediately cuts to deryk
    very subtle

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trick question, it's the triangle inside of the straps.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      REEEEEEE (dye them some shade of white to try and get a flat white/red strap)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that must have taken at least one month of meticulous hand texturing. just be happy the devs made you socks with sandals.

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex!

    with Golbeza

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but anon
      he wanks alone

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not any longer, I can fix him

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mooncats fuck dogs
    >menphina rides dogs
    pottery

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zerofags are already in denial
    Runar all over again holy shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its like *touches scar* in the msq

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Zero already has tipped her hat at least 3x more than Mide ever touched her scar
        She literally does it on every fucking cutscene, some times even more than once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >julius and runar posters are one and the same
      Makes sense

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is dalamud updated yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      check again next week sis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bot hasn't updated yet
      >mods haven't updated yet
      >XIValexander hasn't updated yet
      It's over

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Golbez cosplay armor for casters WHEN

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nophica has pink pupils
    if fanart doesn't turn them into hearts, I'll riot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking the same fucking thing the entire raid. Literal heart pupils.

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for zero to just get mind control raped into being zeromus

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy that fails the nophica sex qte.
    JUST MASH HARDER

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or did some textures get an upgrade this patch? Eyes for example

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the WoL needs to use his influence to convince all of Ishgard that Halone has a dick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean that Halone wears no armor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kys

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