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why is ishgard's patron deity so frickin EASY.
all of this 'o mighty fury' in the songs and yet she goes down that fast?
If The Fury was so mighty, Ishgard wouldn't have been in a deadlocked war for 1000 years.
Here's your Nophica, bro.
Eh, it's fine.
Was hoping for more, but I know how neutered this game is and what kind of audience it has. This is the same patch that made over two dozen pieces of female glamour usable for male characters too, after all. It's not the kind of game where the devs would put in some real Matron tiddies.
>over two dozen pieces of female glamour usable for male characters too
Why won't they stop doing this? How many more male Viera and Hrothgar players running around in dresses and bawdwear can one person realistically ensure?
>Why won't they stop doing this?
Because homosexuals won't stop asking until there is NO gendered glams in the game at all, or at least none that are female-only, and for some fricking reason the devs won't stop giving them an ear while ignoring other, much more widely requested and necessary features.
but I thought XIV was based and redpilled and didn't care for trannies?
Trannies, no. Those are just straight up gays and baragays that they're pandering to.
A troony would just make a female character and not care if glams aren't available for males.
Gender-locked gear is dumb, die mad about it. Now they just need to get rid of class-locked gear.
yes i don't understand why class locked gear still exists, they literally gave us two samurai outfits for all classes
>they're not even big and trannies going insane about them
lol this
XIVtrannies are going THIS IS THE BEST BOSS EVER because they saw a couple of medium sized breasts
>not even big
they're in the top 1% of IRL boob size. Discounting fat women of course. Those are double Ds at least.
Post example of them going insane.
Look for yourself, they're losing their shit all over the internet.
Size doesn't matter unless you are terminal stage coomer.
Nophica has the best shaped breasts in the entire game. Perfectly round and plump
SHOW
HER
ASS
QRD? Is all that posting just because she has massive milkers or what?
Because she has massive milkers and MMOtards are coombrained
If you think those aren't big then porn has rotted your brain.
She's ittybitty by goddess standards.
>"""""fertility goddess"""""
>mogged by the Pharos Sirius Siren
>mogged by CGI Lyse
>mogged by Minfilia
>mogged by Lakshmi
>maybe mogged by Sophia and Garuda too, would have to check
Mate, Nophica should've been THE biggest in the setting bar none. That's pathetic.
Seek help
by CGI Lyse
by Minfilia
by Lakshmi
mogged by Sophia and Garuda too
No she fricking isn't, none of those were bigger than her. The only one that looks like she could even compete is Sophia, and it's still hard to tell because her chest wrap is actually pulling her breasts up.
None of those are true. Put up shots or shut up.
She’s not a normal realistic woman anyway. She’s a fertility goddess, it’s not unreasonable that her breasts would be unrealistically large as well.
She's the goddess of the harvest not fertility the frick?
Harvest requires good fertility.
Who cares nerd, her character design has large breasts because she has something to do with nature
The stage you fight her on is literally "The fertile plains"
in reference to FARMING you fricking cumskull
You do know "fertility God" goes from harvest to livestock to people in several civilizations?
It's not just farming you numbskull. Most languages use the same word and God for the entire concept because it is reproduction and growth.
>"fertility God" goes from harvest to livestock to people in several civilizations?
that's nice. too bad she's literally the goddess of the harvest and not fertility.
A good harvest comes from fertility. What the frick do you think the title "Matron" implies?
Do you even know what a Matron is?
She pretty obviously based on Demeter who was the goddess of harvest, earth and fertility.
>She pretty obviously based on Demeter
Now you're just being moronic on purpose.
this is one of the norse gods of farming
note the monster dong
then why doesn't she have a huge wiener?
Because her fields are meant to be plowed, anon.
Her title is the Matron. She's a goddess of bounty and fertility, and relates to a good harvest in that way. Fertility doesn't only refer to fricking.
you must live in a place where only flat women roam, those breasts are average, and very common.
Why do you fricks always type this horseshit when you can be proven wrong with a simple fricking google search i will never know.
>posts porn as evidence
daring retort
>women with big breasts are porn
Seems like someone's brain is rotten alright. Fricking cretins everywhere.
>Posts picture of a game designed for coombrains
I have no stake in this moronic argument but holy shit homie could you be any worse at this lmao
>women with big breasts are prostitutes, didn't you know
>average frickwit randos on yak herding forums spouting feminist talking points for free
LMFAO @ your lives.
>women with big breasts are prostitutes
>keeps posting pictures of tik tok e-thots
You're not helping your point, regardless of how much you strawman.
It's not the breasts that makes them prostitutes, it's the fact they act like prostitutes that makes them prostitutes.
Do you consider a man with a 50 inch waistline not fat because someone with a 60 inch waistline exists?
Nophica's breasts are E-F cup minimum. Just cause there are some b***hes with bigger breasts doesn't make them small, or even average
Realistic large isn't porn large. Ganker was praying for porn large for some fricking reason.
Funny how you absolute cretins are the only ones talking about porn all the time.
yeah and you're the one posting it
Black person are you 12? One of the few things that Ganker could discuss wholly peacefully before 2015 was fricking porn.
who is this? i've been looking for her for a hot minute
Amanda Love. Not really worth it her breasts have always had this unusual shape. Also she is a coalburner and I'm talking the kind that went STRAIGHT for interracial from the get go without first having a long career of saying no to it before getting desperate.
>posts more porn
dig that hole deeper anon, we can almost see china
disingenuous cope
> that headline
And constant dick size talk doesn't hurt young boys?
To any normal person these are big breasts. You can cope and seethe as much as you want but that's not going to unrot your porn addicted brain.
Just because bigger exist doesn't make her's small you fricking mentally ill moron.
Goddamn
>Porn
I bet you think that 20 inch peckers are "normal" sized aswell
Those are big breasts too you absolute moron
>Posts breasts bigger than any official nophica art
Really not. My gf is bigger and she's not even known as the large chested one of her friends.
>no extra strap pushing them up
What was even the point...
That strap would only make them smaller. It would squeeze her breasts in and cause them to spill out on the sides.
>cause them to spill out on the sides.
Haha oh nooo
Dem lore accurate tiddies
Where are my giants tiddies, you promised me giant tiddies where the frick are they Ganker I even resubbed for them what the frick why you do this to me
Those are giant tiddies. Porn has rotted your brain.
>didn't wait for the patch to drop to see if they were worth resubbing over
I'm not spending $13 on this, and you're a chump if you did.
milk, nutrition, vitamin calcium.
>That subtle spade
have a nice day
Not big enough, nor are her thighs voluptuous enough, but about as much sex appeal as can be expected in the current year. Now show her ass.
You call that fertility?
Yes.
They're big without being comically stupid.
So obviously idiots here are crying about it.
>They're big without being comically stupid.
They are the upper end of normal. You should visit norway where the average cup size is D.
Ingame Nophica hasn't big breasts.
>the upper end of normal.
Anon the worldwide 'normal' is A cup
non-developed countries are not normal
These are nowhere near big enough. Cope.
Those are easily an E cup, well above American and astronomically above East Asian averages. Hell, mine are Gs and they're the biggest of anyone I know.
Big boobs don't count when you're a 300 lb fatass
>Has no idea how cup sizes work
If I was 300lb and had fatboobs they would still only be like c or d you fricking moron.
Yeah but he said big boobs, not big cup sizes. If you’re fat, which americans are more likely to be, then your breasts are also going to be bigger, I don’t need to tell you this
Look at the subtle panty shot.
A mastercraft of design and beauty.
>Voiced by cat mommy
They knew what they were doing
I actually wondered if the reason Y'shtola was constantly getting sidelined this patch (again) was because of the usual VA schedule problems, but that doesn't make sense if she voiced Nophica too.
impregnate
They're huge, but I was counting on less cloth.
if she doesnt have physics like this, yoshi pee is a fraud
why does a ps3 game with PS2 graphics need this?
If you have to ask that question you're more homosexual than even the gaygiest of homosexuals.
Dark Souls was a PS3 game
to prove it's not lack of artistic skill or graphics processing power that's making everything hideous, it's literally toxic feminism
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that's just her animation
Worst patch to date, topped only by 3.1
Imagine still being subbed to this shit
This, i'm fricking baffled that it seems to be more popular than ever. I jumped off the sinking ship when patch after patch continuously added less content
MCHbros, are we back?
Frick no, went from TWIN UDDERS to just a decent pair.
first major patch since using mods with pnumbra, any idea how long it takes for them to come back up?
not entirely sure since the dalamud devs stated there was a larger than usual changes that needed to be addressed this patch after that the plugin devs do their thing
POST LEAKS
This is a safe for work board and no place for nophica's leaking matronly buds
There's already a 14 thread
cry about it
i couldnt pay attention during this cutscene
Tasteful sideboob.
>people are calling this YUGE
Bafflingly low standards you'll cowards have.
youve got a point.
are calling this YUGE
No, people were hoping for YUGE because of the twin udders meme spawning a munch of porn.
Frick off dobson
>log in
>do raid/trial roulette as healer
>multiple wipes due to monkey tier morons
>log out
not even sure I want to do the new alliance raid tonight. forgot all the morons resub on patch day
/v/
>WHAT THE ATHEISM IS THIS SHIT? ALEXSTRAZSA IS NOW WEARING A FORM-FITTING ARMOR THAT SHOWS TITTY CLEAVAGE? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
also Ganker
>OH MY DAWKINS NOPHICA IS WEARING A DRESS THAT COVERS MOST OF HER BODY EXCEPT HER TITTY CLEAVAGE BEST BOSS EVER
>brings up wow out of nowhere
(You)
up wow out of nowhere
it's ok when fftrannies do that
(You)
If she's really a fertility goddess, then how thick are her pubes?
SOMEONE TAKE HER FRICKING HAT AWAY ALREADY
*tips hat*
Also the flashback showed her well within the days where the flood of darkness was fricking up the Thirteenth so the question of where the frick did she get a hat from still remains.
>Nophica's knockers are fricking huge
>there are no Black folk in FFXVI
CBU3 is doing aight.
>FFcucks going crazy over a pair of a little-above-average breasts
mmo virgins
Why does every custom model in XIV use the same kind of face now? They look ugly as frick compared to old custom models.
The game only has 4-5 face models.
I mean that didn't stop them in the past.
It's only recently where all the women have that weird sunken eye and botched rhinoplasty look.
To be fair Nophica's entire visage is the original art direction for most of Gridania's styles.
sex
Every face in this image is visibly different. Are you by any chance autistic? Don't answer that.
It's confirmed the Twelve are Venat's collaborators and Deryk might be the Watcher or Oschon
it isnt confirmed YOU moron. It was a theory, a theory the 12 didn't bother to confirm. They were created by Azem to combat the dynamis affecting the planet. Also the the Twelve are only worshipped in eorzea, (where amarot was located), why the frick would Venat only care about 1 continent.
>combat the dynamis affecting the planet
They haven't done this at all.
Yeah because he GOT FRICKING SUNDERED, and zodiark was already summoned you stupid fricking douche.
You can tell who has porn brainrot in here
>people are already cooming to a character that has been in the game for 8 hours
What explains this behavior? Who are these "people"
Mod coomers have been in this game for a long time now.
We've known what Nophica looks like for years. She's not a new character.
XIV coomers and ERPers probably comprise most of the lifetime subs
Its the only decent piece of "content" the patch had
Masturbaiting is more entertaining than playing a game? Seek help.
But masturbation is a game?
>he's never played fap gauntlet
lol. lmao even.
It objectively is. Look up dopamine release levels during different activities.
Video games are close though.
Well, yes.
That's 7 hours and 57 minutes longer than it takes someone to jerk off. What's the issue?
I want to play ff14 again and catch up with the endwalker patches but I don't want to pay squeenix $13.
New glam is ugly af.
Just means I don't gotta worry about doing treasure maps this patch.
>mfw still no calfskin set
What made them think people would want to do maps for this?
>What made them think
They didn't.
I think it might be the vest people want, but the whole set itself looks like absolute shit, you could mix and match better pants and shoes, and it'd look better.
This in particular is pretty shitty.
You gotta remember who is in charge of deciding this shit though.
She's this fricking pathetic fujo prostitute who can't not overdesign any one piece of gear. She can't make decent pants or shoes to save her fricking life.
Japs in general tend to have some pretty boring fashion sense.
It's not good. They should have hired someone with talent but this is what we get in the end. SE would sooner make another blunder than put the money XIV makes back into the game.
What the frick's wrong with them? Is it really THAT hard to make something decent looking? I mean what the FRICK is that shit?
you do realize it looks better in proper lighting and on other races right anon?
you didn't fall for the cherrypicked brown-skinned elezen model did you?
No, it looks like shit no matter what race it's on.
No amount of "Lighting!!!!" can fix it.
Holy fricking cope.
>>It's just the lighting bro, look at other races in it, i-it looks good I swear. Use G-Shade or some shit, it'll look even better, trust me!
>you do realize it looks better in proper lighting
>proper lighting
FFXIV can't do proper lighting
but it doesn't
Looks way better than in the elezen picture, but it looks generic enough to be NPC sold gear and not some maps exclusive set.
You will put on the dress b***h ass white boi
The frick you say, shitskin?
skirt sucks but the lacey short sleeve shirt is nice
fem elezen just make stuff ugly
Maybe it looks better in a not ugly-as-sin race
the 6.3 msq was mediocre and uneventful
i understand that they need time to build stuff up again after firing off every chekov's gun in 6.0 but man i could summarize 6.3 in a sentence
>i could summarize 6.3 in a sentence
It's Zero's Autism Power Hour, watch her eat dumplings with Julius!
They need to fricking stop with the Zero autism stuff and go back to Estinien sperging about money and squids and Y'shtola being sassy and doing cute things. I can't believe they killed my comfy adventures for this.
Could have been bigger but muh dik still diamonds
moron. Another viera face and not big enough boobs are thicc thighs. see:
mods will fix it. still fapped. dont care
>mods will fix it
This shouldn't be the norm for any game.
I miss gaming in late 90s/early 00s were many mods were complete overhauls and not fixing the damn game.
Siren has bigger boobs than ingame Nophica!
I unsubbed in August, how's MCH looking now
Better
>Hypercharge gives you 5 heatblast stacks instead of relying on you squeezing in weaves during the short window
>Wildfire capped at 6 gcds to stop squeeze autism from happening
>General damage buffs
>Dismantle is back. Target deals 10% less damage for 10 seconds as party utility
Lot of shitters picking MCH back up again
>Hypercharge gives you 5 heatblast stacks instead of relying on you squeezing in weaves during the short window
>Wildfire capped at 6 gcds to stop squeeze autism from happening
pretty incredible that all the changes I suggested for years keep happening eventually. You can thank me for the removal of TP and piercing debuff by the way.
just to be clear this closes the gap between high ping and low ping MCH dps right?
>just a few hours ago everyone was happy with Nophica
>now everyone is screeching that she should have ZZZ sized breasts and calling each other homosexuals
Well, that was short-lived.
So who was the god/dess that doesn't look "like expected" that Ganker was shitting its pants over at release thinking it was a FTM genderbend (which has no precedent whatsoever, unlike the opposite)? Menphina?
I mean, I don't think anyone expected Menphina to be kind of a e-girl, but no one had any expectactions for what she was gonna look like anyway.
Yeah, I was referring to an alleged quote from a live letter that kicked up a lot of literal blind outrage.
Right after posting I realized he probably meant Halone, who resembles but doesn't truly match her sculptures (which themselves look nothing like The Spear card).
If I'm not mistaken, it was the journalist that translated the text that said "Some of them might not look like what you expected them to, like Nophica, and might even change gender!" Then way, way later YoshiP cleared up that no, Nophica is not getting changed and it's gonna be her look from the old art.
The game explicitly says the twelve's appearances are directly influenced by how their patrons believe they look so I don't even know why Yoshi made that comment in the first place.
Yoshida is very hands off at this point and probably doesn't have a clue what's going on with the writing so I don't know why people keep asking him about lore questions.
Mods will fix em (soon™)
Is this a good time to get into MCH? I'm kind of burnt out on SAM and MNK.
No. She didn't turn big like lakshmi. Not only were her udders small her fight sucked too. This alliance series is awful and is quickly lowering into nier tier.
wife wife, Phina!
I don't think that fits, her breasts are too big.
She doesn't frick dogs at all
What's up with the puritan larpers today? You people are fricking disgusting.
Teenagers are notably puritanical in the late '10s and current '20s, seems to be a consequence of internet consolidation resulting in no dedicated kids and teens spaces.
>today
They're probably actual femitards who get triggered at big breasts as usual or incels who make their need their virtue in a futile attempt to create some self respect where there is none.
There's nothing more pathetic than an incel pretending he's above looking at sexy women.
posting pictures of tik tok e-thots
You can't help it. You keep calling women with big breasts prostitutes, you're so fricking ass blasted this is almost comical, you dumb frick.
>Do you consider a man with a 50 inch waistline not fat because someone with a 60 inch waistline exists?
This is beside the point.
>Just cause there are some b***hes with bigger breasts doesn't make them small, or even average
This is beside the point also, i can't figure out how your brain works. The ISSUE, if there is any about the model of this non existent woman, is that her breasts are made to not trigger femcels and frickwits with pretenses for being moral crusaders such as yourself. There are women with breasts MUCH bigger than hers, who are REAL, who actually exist. That's the hilarious part about this whole nothingburger and you pretending that they don't exist at all and that this pixel woman's breasts are supposed to knock my socks off when i can simply go outside and see BIGGER women is simply pure, undiluted moronation.
>You keep calling women with big breasts prostitutes
Any women who isn't a prostitute wouldn't be posting that kind of picture moron. It's not the breasts, they could be flat chested but if they still acted like twitch thots I'd be calling them prostitutes all the same you brainlet.
>Any women who isn't a prostitute wouldn't be posting that kind of picture
>if you show skin you're a prostitute
How can you dim witted frick keep going at this shit? is it because you're anonymous that you have courage to keep acting like a moron? are you from fricking Iran or Qatar? Ishallah and shit? If you are, then i can understand but if you're not, HOLY MOTHER OF FRICK.
First picture you post of someone who isn't just staring at the camera while clapping her breast, stop watching porn it has rotten your brain you absolute moron.
>First picture you post of someone who isn't just staring at the camera while clapping her breast
So you aren't from any radical islamic country, you're just a fricking larper for god or w/e horseshit you bought into this week. Right, figured you out quick. Worthless morality police frickwit poser. Get lost you cretin.
>post nothing but thots
>waaaaaah why isn't everyone addicted to porn like me
That's why you'll die an incel, homosexual
hoes mad and roastie shit tests have no end
>They are big breasts but I uhh wasn't arguing they werent big I uhh (insert a bunch of buzzwords and "they werent big enough for me personally here)
I rest my case coomer moron. Good luck out there with your plentiful Double HH women you seem to always see IRL and not just on the internet
>he got destroyed and started yelling while covering his ears
The whole point of any arguing is that her breasts aren't big enough you dumb animal. That's why you were attempting to mock any poster in the thread too. You've already forgotten that? Goldfish memory dumb fricks everywhere.
Your mixing me up with someone else moron. I am arguing her breasts are perfectly fine as they are plenty big and you just keep going (NUH UHHH THEY ARENT TOP 0.001% IN SIZE TO OWN THE LIBS AND MY wienerS NEEDS LOOK AT THIS GIRL I HAVE SAVED)
But yeah, im sure you will find you ZZ titted, big assed, grippy pussy gf soon enough man, there are so many out there
>Halone isn't Thunder God Cod tier
One fricking JOB
EAT DA BUUZ
ngl I've got a bad craving for nikuman since that scene, I haven't had one like that since I last visited Japan 3 years ago.
I should look up a recipe but I bet it's a hassle and I need special stuff I need to order from an asian food store.
Don't open
Is this the edit made by the SEAmonkey who is obsessed with black skin so much that most people thought he actually was black?
>people thought he actually was black?
I'm surprised that took off, seeing as how both BLACKED and SHIEET posters are either white or asian.
I am not going to say that is an upgrade, but she doesn't look bad either.
I have jerk offd to Ryne so much that I immediately realized that they reused her face here and lost my boner
Nymiea blowjob
wish I had so little going in my life that I could put up this much of a seethe about fictional breasts.
>troons seething over big breasts existing again
Never fails to amuse.
>oh boohoohoo I can't cum unless her breasts are at least one cup size bigger! woe is me!
guess you guys need something to do while you press 123123124
she was never going to look like your pic and you know it
They're big enough for FFXIV, and it is close enough to the official art from the Twin Adder poster. I was more worried about her having smaller, Au Ra-sized breasts, or wearing a dress that covered them up. I just wish her fight had more to it. I wish that entire raid was better, the fights and arenas are a big let down from the first tier.
>Nophica is bi-
THIS is what big boobs look like. Nophica would be lucky to even scratch the bottom of this list.
Okay I'm a pro titty anon but hyper-stylized 2d art and 3d game-model art aren't really comparable.
If you discount fat women you need to discount all non-white women too. Asians and africans tank the averages, America and Europe have c and D as the AVAERAGE. She's probably an E but that's top 10%, maybe.
breasts too big
Porn has rotted your mind.
I mean she looks like she would be squarely in the lower rung of large
Someone needs to redo the chart
You actually have to blow your brains out
WOOOOOOOAH IS THAT A FRICKING GENERIC SNOWY MOUNTAIN STRAIGHT LINE DUNGEON? I NEED TO EXPLORE THIS BEAUTIFUL UNIQUE VISTA
seethe.
This is why you play tank and run forward as fast and far as possible.
>dungeon adds another recolor of Dun Scaith
>still not dyeable
FOR FRICK'S SAKE
>saving random videos of women to avatar gay
strong transcel or GPT-3 bot vibes
why are these goddesses wearing shoes???
>25 min tank queue for matron breasts
bluebros wtf?
https://files.catbox.moe/2etozr.ogg
AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH AW YEAH
I prefer the original.
My favorite part is where they say Watame.
the mooncat god menphina used a dog to represent that moonies frick dogs
middies, too
Menphina is midlander coded.
>menphina used a dog
Dalamud was called Mephina's loyal hound in 1.0... of course it's a dog.
The problem with Nophica isn't her boob size but she's too skinny and has a young doll face. That does not convey "mother".
Fricking Venat looks more motherly than her.
I AM GONNA GO INSANE WHY DOES THE NIN MUDRA FEEL SO LAGGY TO USE NOW
IT'S FINE DURING KASSATSU
AND IT'S FINE DURING TEN CHI JIN
BUT WHEN I START A NORMAL MUDRA COMBO THERE IS LIKE AND EXTRA HALF A SECOND WHERE I CAN'T PRESS THE SECOND MUDRA WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK
90% of my bunnies are due to that bullshit, I understand your pain
I am atleast glad there is someone else that feels the pain, I thought it was only on my end, but I'm also sorry you have the same issue
just install xivalexander, there is literally no reason not to
they're just going to ban everyone who used it at the end of the expansion FYI so you should start working on a new character now
>that thread where I had people going on for 200 posts about how they're adding a file integrity checker to ban modders
I wish. Would be funny to see all the plugin shitters actually have to play the game without alexander and cactbot and shit
I live on the East Coast US so if they take Alexander away I will probably quit. Playing with shitty asiatic ping is downright terrible.
They won't ban shit, because they would have to ban all the coomers which make up 90% of this game playerbase. What kind a message would that send?
They'll just use model edits, oh wait they already are. Killing the plugins wont destroy coomers but it will anally ravage parsers
so Nophica was easy, what was the mystery trial then?
t. unsubbed
where the hell do the twelve derive their sense of right and wrong? why not meddle directly in the affairs of mortals? why is it that the traits they seem to have line up perfectly with our own notion of gods and goddesses in real life? shouldn't their values be derived from their fictional masters, presumably the ancients?
>pls understand
>small indie gods pls understandu
How long will they continue wanking Haurchefant, while other dead characters get frick all attention?
>Papalymo
>Minfilia
>Ysayle
It's a cheap way for them to try and make characters they couldn't write shit for still relevant. While never actually having to have given them a character arc or character progression.
Forever and ever
Haurchefant is WoL's canon waifu, no amount of your personal hatred can change that.
Did you not play The Aitiascope where all fo them appear?
Wasn't it Papalymo's old man you meet in Old Sharlayan? Sure, it might not be the lad himself but it's better than nothing imho
anon, the stones have been there long before muh heckin haurchefant bit the bullet
Haurchefant wasn't even mentioned or hinted at
I really expected them to address his grave 5 feet away
I was surprised they actually held off on milking his death again
t. someone who can't read subtext at all
What fricking subtext was there? Thet didn't even show his grave. Wol didn't look remotely somber. It was all about comforting that lamb guy and Menphina explaining how they can't actually grant wishes, and Deryk nearly outing himself as Oschon.
You can't be that moronic.
>THE SCENE WAS CLEARLY ABOUT WOL MISSING HAURCHEFANT
>don't even show his grave
sure anon
An absolute moron, watch again. You can see his grave several times there.
It wasn't about Haurchefant. Seethe and cope.
So far only you are seething here, mi amigo.
>say it wasn't about Haurchefant
>NO YOU FRICKING moron
I guess if you want to keep making up reasons to be annoyed with SE to make yourself happy then go ahead, sport. Considering what that whole scene was actually about it doesn't make sense for it to be about Haurchefant.
Why are you still seething?
Why are you still seething?
U ok? Get some rest.
Yeah it's exhausting talking to someone who starts screaming about Haurchefant whenever the story takes place in Coerthas.
>Minfilia
>frick all attention
Did you speedrun SHB
>"do we have the power to help at all? lol, lmao even. uh just know that we're always listening eagerly :^)"
No wonder life sucks so much for the average non-superpowered Eorzean.
>needing to show off to get followers
Only b***hmade deities do that
bro, theres another raid left. calm down
>where the hell do the twelve derive their sense of right and wrong?
From Venat, who was perfectly fine with not meddling in the affairs of her lesser worth ancient brethren, obviously
>"Well obviously if there was shit I could do to save my people with this knowledge, you wouldn't be here telling me they're all dead so I won't bother"
No one holds her accountable either
It's so funny because she keeps talking about how NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE and NOTHING IS EVER SET IN STONE throughout the rest of Elpis
I've sucked on some breasts before and they tasted salty and stale. I didn't even get any milkies.
have to say I'm disappointed by how small nophicas breasts are
>augmenting requires doing both aglaia and euphrosyne
it's over
stupid newbie
Dumb EW zoomer.
>literally called gods
>w-we are not all-powerful
Then do are you even exists, homosexuals?
>b-but we love you
Frick off from my Eorzea we're full, go leech on aether somewhere else.
anyone know what the sex doll from the new dungeon is named in anemnesis?
What's taking the internet so long to dump the infor on the new crafting and gathering shit? Usually it's up within the first hour or two but there's still gaps this time
Because people already quit
>new commending meta will be who has the best adventure plate now
you rike?
Better than the meta being "first dude on the list" like before
Yes, but should I flex with my crystal border?
I have an adventure plate set up but it just used a generic picture for me and it seems like 90% of other people I see in dungeons
How do you even set that up? Mine always looks like the default.
Not when everyone's portrait is the default one because of CBU3's incompetence.
speaking of, is there a way to make the preview larger?
>want to play ff14
>dont want to pay for a sub
>know the trial is worthless in the long run
what should i do
Play the trial till the end of HW, that way you don't have to pay for ARR which is honestly nothing but 100 hours of exposition to the agents, nations and characters of the world.
>the /vg/ troon is crying about boogeymen again
always during american hours
I've been thinking anons. What is 6.x trash writing is a localization problem? Can someone who plays in jap confirm or deny that? Also, what do nips think about 6.3?
it's the new guy plus the fact that we're in literal filler hell
Is this guy supposed to also write the next expansion or is he just on filler duty?
He's writing the next expansion.
ShB really was the peak wasn't it?
EW has been mediocre other than the release story
I'm sorry Anon... I had to tell you.
No, it's fine anon, it's fine. Its better I hear it now than realise it when I start playing the next expansion with high hopes.
Name 5 things that are trash writing.
You forgot your le funny pics Hiroi-apologist
My what?
Pick 5 random lines of dialogue from Zero.
I don't think Zero is poorly written I just don't think she's interesting.
NTA but I'll go ahead.
>Zero agrees to come to Garlemald just because we were nice to her before and even though there were no debts still standing from either side, no one actually realizes this.
>We can't answer Alisaie that the reason we didn't call her was literally because she (and Alphinaud) was the only Scion that didn't happen to be within stone throw range at the moment we started asking. At least in lieu of an actual "Because I didn't fricking feel like it" option.
>Y'shtola can perfectly analyze the situation at every point and guess the enemy's tactical decisions, but she still has to miss the most obvious plot point (Garlemald is a distraction, the Thirteenth moves at a different pace) every time it's actually vital to continue this dumbass story and generally has to be made dumber and shoved offscreen so she doesn't solve this whole conflict by herself.
>Estinien, Vrtra and Alphinaud haven't said anything worth listening to for two patches.
>Also Estinien fricking told Vrtra not to use his dragon form to fight Rubicante because "another winged creature might cause a panic" when Vrtra flew all over the fricking place during the Final Days helping people.
fire this new shit writer already. the time disparity and MUH DRAGON AETHER winks is pissing me off so much.
>time passing differently between shards
This will NEVER matter and was a cop-out handwave just to set up SHB being 100 years after 3.4 on Norvrandt because for all intensive porpoises, the WoD plot was concluded in 3.4 until Ishikawa decided to work it into a main expansion isekai quest.
That makes no sense because the First having 100 years pass was never even actually that relevant.
It was super relevant. SHB relied on the post-apocalyptic fantasy setting where the WoL were seen as demons for causing the flood. They made a big deal about it at first and then immediately forget once the MSQ is over. At the end of 6.1, Barariccia mentions Cloud of Darkness being slain as if it was a recent event. The shards of have timeskips when the plot is convenient, and it was probably a mistake to even mention that in SHB.
>Zero agrees to come to Garlemald just because we were nice to her before and even though there were no debts still standing from either side, no one actually realizes this.
She literally wonder why the FRICK zenos was interested in you, just before this cutscene. She wanted to go with you because she thought she could get the answer, YOU FRICKING moron.
>>We can't answer Alisaie that the reason we didn't call her was literally because she (and Alphinaud) was the only Scion that didn't happen to be within stone throw range at the moment we started asking. At least in lieu of an actual "Because I didn't fricking feel like it" option.
moron.
I'm not reading more. bad faith Black person.
brainlet. kys.
Eat shit, you asked for examples, now you're excusing them with the flimsiest justifications and refusing to even actually engage them.
I accept your concession
Sorry anon you know Ganker has very poor critical thinking skills.
>Zero agrees to come to Garlemald just because we were nice to her before and even though there were no debts still standing from either side, no one actually realizes this.
Vtra kept her fed so she felt obliged and she probably started to warm up to teh cast.
>We can't answer Alisaie that the reason we didn't call her was literally because she (and Alphinaud) was the only Scion that didn't happen to be within stone throw range at the moment we started asking. At least in lieu of an actual "Because I didn't fricking feel like it" option.
Thancred told you to not get too many Scions involved
>Y'shtola can perfectly analyze the situation at every point and guess the enemy's tactical decisions, but she still has to miss the most obvious plot point (Garlemald is a distraction, the Thirteenth moves at a different pace) every time it's actually vital to continue this dumbass story and generally has to be made dumber and shoved offscreen so she doesn't solve this whole conflict by herself.
She had no reason to assume one of th archfiends could just pass over also she wanted to help vtra even if it could be a trap.
>Estinien, Vrtra and Alphinaud haven't said anything worth listening to for two patches.
They all had their arcs what would you even have them say?
>Also Estinien fricking told Vrtra not to use his dragon form to fight Rubicante because "another winged creature might cause a panic" when Vrtra flew all over the fricking place during the Final Days helping people.
I will give you this. This shit was dumb people should know by now that a dragon rules them.
>Also Estinien fricking told Vrtra not to use his dragon form to fight Rubicante because "another winged creature might cause a panic" when Vrtra flew all over the fricking place during the Final Days helping people.
>I will give you this. This shit was dumb people should know by now that a dragon rules them.
Not that guy but I assumed Estinien was saying if people saw Vrtra flying around like crazy they might realize there's something dangerous happening and it'll cause panic.
A fricking pillar of fire visible from Radz just erupted from the sea and there's monsters running in and Rubicante is flying above Thavnair. If that didn't cause a panic already, seeing Vrtra is actually coming to defend them sure as frick won't.
>Vtra kept her fed so she felt obliged and she probably started to warm up to teh cast.
"Feeling obliged and warming up to the cast" makes no sense as motivation given her character arc is learning in Garlemald that she can do things without promise of payment, and the food Vrtra fed her was her payment for helping with Barbariccia. She literally got ahead of her own character development because otherwise it was unjustifiable.
>Thancred told you to not get too many Scions involved
Cool, why can't I tell Alisaie that?
>She had no reason to assume one of th archfiends could just pass over also she wanted to help vtra even if it could be a trap.
She could have split forces and leave someone guarding the portal in Thavnair instead of bringing everyone who can fight to Garlemald.
>They all had their arcs what would you even have them say?
Something useful? You don't need to be within your own dedicated character arc to ever be able to contribute something insightful at all. This stopped being Y'shtola's story two patches ago and yet she's still the only one actually pointing out useful stuff, despite the aforementioned dumbening to make sure she doesn't solve the story before time.
It's the new dude who did the Lahabrea cuckoldry story and this new "Zero's Autism Hour" story, he'll be writing 7.0's story too under the tutelage of our favorite fujo.
7.0 is going to fricking suck, it's going to be SB and EW combined levels of shit.
Raid story is alright. At least there's Elidibussy.
>What is 6.x trash writing is a localization problem? Can someone who plays in jap confirm or deny that?
No it's just as bad, worse even
6.0 wasn't that great either, felt like a schizophrenic mess
Post your ideal Nophica boob size.
The breasts she has on her card are perfect.
I don't understand a thing, they are remaking the dungeons for the Trusts so the game can be playable solo.
But they aren't touching the trials except for a few
I'd guess trials are harder to adapt so they're leaving them for later?
14 will never go single player. It will just linger on maintenence mode like 11.
Its probably so that msq is doable solo, optional trials or ones that can reasonably be done by trusts dont really have a reason to be updated
Month 8 of DSR prog
there are people clearing it in PF in under 2 months it's the easiest on-content ultimate
maybe find a different group
>it's the easiest on-content ultimate
lol
There's no way you've cleared them if you honestly believe this
>it's the easiest on-content ultimate
(you)
>he fell for the ultimate trap
lol
Even savage doesn't feel worth my time any more because it's just Simon Says with spergs and morons.
You do week 1 and then it's autopilot.
Frick the 2 minute design.
Can you guys make out any of the raid's lyrics?
Did you know the word lion is somewhere in scream?
Yeah because I have functioning ears.
Scream is a million times more intelligible than the new bop
Not that I can't understand most of it some parts just become gibberish. But a bunch of FF14 songs are like that.
WILD FREAKS
>tfw it was WILD SHRIEKS all along
I have never felt so betrayed
BRED DEEP redeemed the song for me.
How the fuk is the patch already dead brehs. 30+ min queue for the raid
that's because you are playing a tank
>voluptuous fertility goddess
>no fat tummy
-10/10 yoship has fallen too far to be redeemed
You're supposed to make her tummy fat yourself.
bro your Eden?
>fat
Frick off, troony
>30 PFs for raid
Why in the frick
Really? We got through the whole raid with only one wipe during the siblings. What was that special mechanic during Halone's spears btw? I didn't notice anything special
>"fertility goddess"
>doesn't look like this
dead game
Obesegay check your mental health
not my fault our ancestors had impeccable taste
Why is everyone arguing about Nophica's teats, modders will get to work making them a true fertility goddess size and also making her clothes skimpier. Then we wait for them to take her clothes and make them available to players.
mating press tbqh
I don't remember seeing edits on monsters/bosses/whatever. Just lewd gear and moron big breasts/ass player models like the one of that pic.
Garuda and Byregot have lewd mods.
They do?!
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/24071
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/47108
Cool. Then someone is going to make a big tatas Nophica for sure.
Hopefully it's not hidden away behind a patreon paywall.
Nald and Thal, both Carbuncle and Proto-Carbuncle, minotaurs/cyclopes, and various quadrupedal animal mounts as well. Eden-Ramuh too if you consider a sheathe by itself "lewd."
>nothing for EdenShiva
Useless, the lot of them.
The Nier raids got nude mods
Modder have 24hrs to redeem themselves. It should have been a day 1 mod.
nice nipple girl
For me, it's nymeia
>alisaie seething c**t the moment you meet her again
>julius
>zero
i'm going do it..im going to cutscene skip.
>not likng best wife
>disliking julius
>being gay
>Seething c**t
Holy mother of exaggerating.
seething troony!
People exaggerating when it comes to characters they don't like isn't anything new. Just based on this thread you'd think Zero was a genuinely bad character isn't of just kind of boring.
Zero is a genuinely bad character.
filtered
she's the best thing to happen to the story since 5.0
Zero is pretty entertaining but naturally I'm more interested in her real self
I like here more here because she doesn't have a hat.
>Zero ends up taking a nap again
>"aw man they forgot to put her hat somewhe-"
>they didn't
based?
>Yoshi P said there is a reason for Zero's androgynous look
She's actually a boy
I doubt that but she's totally going to be our Cecil stand-in
You sound like you spend most of your time on fanfiction.net
There's horrible taste and then there's this.
That's your opinion. I don't find her sort of plot refreshing especially for this game but I don't think that makes her badly written, especially since she actually showed some growth this patch.
Do you seriously believe that this line could've belong to a somewhat mediocre-written character?
This is FF14, this line frankly doesn't stick out as especially badly written or ridiculous.
the line is fine but imagine being the voidhomie she's fighting
>b***h wtf are you talking about
>Zero was a genuinely bad character
She is and will continue to be until this kuso arc ends and we never see her again.
How's the EX?
trash
Easy, then? Endsinger-tier easy?
no, it's barbariccia tier
it's just not fun
Disappointed about the raid gear, it doesn't even dye well.
That roe looks like a fricking xmas tree
It probably goes well with the UWU weapons.
Just what I wanted, more shower curtains
Did we got new panties?
I AM SO SICK OF FRICKING SIDE CAPES AND BUTT CAPES AND DRAPED CLOTHING
FOR AS LONG THERE'S WANDERING THE NIGHT
ME AND HIM WE SHARE A HEART
>paladin is already so bloated with actions that i can't play it with a controller
>they add another
great rework, squiggers
They trimmed kaiten due to bloat btw.
My sugar mommy has returned
I just realized i have never seen a duskwight player
I skipped every cutscene this patch
>Vrtra is irrelevant and "muh sister" is just a plot device for us to do things
>if Zero doesn't get killed off, she'll get a total personality reboot so whatever she says now is irrelevant
>not a loregay
I find Nophica's Nophicas to be entirely reasonable in size and a delight to look upon, but I will be modding them bigger. I will also likely request someone to give her inverted nips at some point.
A man of true culture.
does she mention him even if you haven't done the trial/quests?
sex
It's been years now but I'm almost completely certain that Odin gets mentioned atleast once in the ARR MSQ, also, she mentioning Odin even if the player doesn't know who he is still makes sense since everyone who lives even remotely close to his stomping grounds knows about him and how fricking dangerous he is (for a normies anyway)
you fight Lunar Odin just before Endwalker, that's it I think
At this point I'm convinced that all 6.x apologists are blatant shitposters baiting for (you)s
Eh, 3.X was all filler until it wasn't in 5.0
>Mfw realizing the amount of immutable solutions and earthbreak aethersand im going to need for the new gatherer/crafter sets
Also
>Two of the mats come from the same node
Frick off YoshiP.
>This amount of talk about the fact that Nophica's breasts aren't off-model fanart tier
Anyway, Golbez is gonna succeed with his plan and that will be the big advent that the devs were teasing right?
rejoininggays could be onto something
8th umbral calamity soon, trust the plan.
homie we BUUZ now
I doubt they would have the balls to do that, but if they do and Golbez ends up joining our party for 7.0 I'll take back every bad thing I've said about this patch
why would golbez join our group when he basically does want to cause a calamity?
because that anon played FF4
Because it won't turn out like he thought it would and now he has to make things right? Gee anon
I've never actually played FF4
Well that's basically what happens in FF4 so congrats on accidentally spoiling yourself.
Well that gives me hope for Golbez as a new party member for the next expansion, thanks
Don't get your hopes up, we're not his brother like Cecil was.
But Zero might be
Reminder that there has been a huge pillar of dark aspected aether spewing out of the moon since 6.0
He won't succeed since that would completely break the lore for RPR, what might happen is that he kickstarts something else on the source on accident that we are supposed to take care of in 7.0
Why is there still a tomestone cap in place? Augmenting doesn't require tomestones, not augmented gear is outdated already and we're getting a new tomestone next patch anyway. It just makes it harder to get your alts geared up for no reason.
"next patch" is in 4 months lmao
We're already being timegated by coins that only drop once a week, why do we need a second one?
>second half of today's patch that has the only repeatable grind content (relics) still two months away
I've said it before and I'll say it again: relic grinds need to start earlier in an expac's patch series.
what the frick was that new fiend remix? the dubstep was hot garbage
Why is The Lover a little girl?
dicky is love. dicky is life
because we all missed out on teenage love
Wol likes them small.
She reads your thoughts and takes the form of your ideal sexual partner.
She's not, she's a womanlet.
Why can't westerners comprehend small flat women?
>she doesn't even have crow's feet or 30k in debt she's literally a child!
American moment.
were can I get the new eastern style gear?. It will look great on my SAM
tataru quest in sharlayan
Sharlayan at Tataru's booth
>outfit and hair already on mod archive
a hero will crop up soon no pun intended
>everyone imagines books, reasonable for holding information
>we get a fricking tomestone
WoL has been thoroughly mind broken.
Rowena owns us
That's what ARR relics do to people
your fricking face when it materializes in front of you lmao
I haven't seen WoL so happy for a long time
I don't think that was happiness...
more like acceptance and resignation
>happy
that looked more like a "jesus fricking christ" face
>my dumbass self thought "well i'd probably think of a phone"
>tomestone appears
>mfw
>tfw for a moment thought I'd get a mini-Scion that would explain the situation to me whenever I'd throw him or her against the stone
A wind-up Y'shtola or Urianger showing up there would actually have been genious.
>I don't story knowledge, they do it for me.
>Wind-up Y'shtola starts rapidly vibrating
U-UUUUH
>WoL starts sweating bullets while G'raha looks at him like ¬_¬
>The Goddesses look on with great interest
Time to better understand how mortals work
>Nophica gives the distinctive smug smile because same actress
It just fits perfectly
I'm going to make sure she has a bountiful harvest.
friends think alike
Rowena has ass fricked wol so much, that if he has lost his will to fight against her.
It was the first thing I thought of but I still laughed when it actually appeared
>What is... salt? I have sodium chloride, if that's what you mean...
Does anyone have pics of Nymeia?
>Cagnazzo and Rubicante just killed themselves via WoL
They WANTED to die.
They're actually kinda hype about it. Though it made me wonder if we'll be seeing Barbariccia and Scarmiglione again, seeing as they're still in those crystals.
>Cagnazzo, what's your plan for fighting the Warrior of Light?
>I'm gonna punch him.
What did Rubicante look like? I can't be bothered to go do the quest right now
He cute
Au ra BLM on heels
Eyes yellow series in Radz
Wait what is this from.
They wanted to die though.
Man if you'd spent 12000 years as a tortured undead demon you'd be hyped about getting to die too
>paladin gays spend literal months crying every day about how braindead the rework is going to make their class, how they actually like jank
>now they're all melting down that you have to cast unbuffed holy spirit a few times to do optimal damage because it has a short cast time because that's janky
paladin players are just b***hes to their very souls
It's funny how much they keep hammering in that you were special to Zenos and he loves you, I wonder if it's going to end up being relevant to Zero in any way
I just want him back bros, it's not the same without him here being menacing.
Already relevant, Zero likes (You) for (You) and she's helping above and beyond how she helped even just against Barbariccia.
The fact that they keep bringing him and his mysterious motivations up is sus. They could've just said "he ded" ONCE and keep it that way but nope, gotta keep the player on their toes.
At this pace Golbez is really going to take off his helmet and shout "ROUND 3 homie"
>is x really dead?
>yeah they're dead, their story is done
>is zenos really dead?
>what do you think? We made it pretty clear hehehehehehe
yeah frick you yoshi
Zero just wants to know why her kidnapper master was fricking obsessed
They also keep hammering in that zenos was a bad guy and the world is better without him. Based writers BTFO fujoBlack folk.
I mean yeah, he is a very bad guy and of course everyone in-game would be happy he's gone, how is saying he's bad BTFO-ing Zenos fujos?
I miss him. It's no longer fun without him around, I don't care if the world will burn and clash for our mutual enjoyment.
So, when is 6.35 coming out?
IMAGINE not liking jullus. i can't fathom this at all.
He's trying to frick my waifu
He did.
They came back together and Zero said she "recharged her aether".
Quite based of him to unleash into her a week's worth of buuz.
filled her dumpling
they call him "The Architect" not just because he's leading the restoration effort
He can have her.
Good, he can deal with the fedora tipper then.
I fricking hope not, I don't want Jullus' load all over my fricking soul if we end up rejoining with Zero.
Zero is Zenos' shard
Golbez is (You)r shard
>Zero is Zenos' shard
>Flashback shows her selflessly defending a village from a bunch of memoriates and lamenting that they're using violence
[X] Doubt
>lamenting that they're using violence
Definitely not WoL either by that logic.
WoL totally would lament people using violence against innocents. WoL's Goku, not Vegeta.
as long as she shares one major quality with him, everything else is fair game
>Jullus finally gets his chance to hatefrick Zenos in a way
All is right with the world.
Lel
it was fun watching those two autists try to outist the other
erm?
YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WTF IS THIS UNTOLERABLE TWITTER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
Alisaie is so amazing and perfect and cool and I hope she goes with us to 7.0
G'raha Tia post
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT A WIND UP NOPHICA
>Forgot relic and deep dungeon would only come out in 6.35
>Subbed while theres frickall to do
So what trials are we getting in 6.4 and 6.5? Golbez and who? Zeromus?
Azdaja
frick me, reading too fast
6.4 is G+his dragon
6.5 COULD be Zeromus but it might as well be mystery homie
I think the twist would be that zeromus is 6.4
Rubicante EX any good?
Way less fun than barb.
trash
>We will go to a kingdom of Light!
Why is no one mentioning the First?
Because clearly they weren't talking about the First after all and we have no reason to tell them about it?
everything is a kingdom of light from their perspective
That is not what he said speedreader
What'd he say then? Cause he definitely said "Light"
A GLORIOUS KINGDOM OF LIGHT
I say C
Okay so still, he said the Ascians told them about the other shards, it's not weird to expect him to know about the First then, right?
No one ingame knows about that exchange, as far as they know Golbez is trying to merge the 13th and the Source.
Because the source is closer then the first ?
Closer? Is there such a thing as distance between shards? I'm honestly asking cause I forgot
The lore says it's "theorized" that that's the case which is why voidsent slip over to the Source so easily. Meanwhile voidsent are only on the First as a result of Beq Lugg's darkness potion experiments.
The map that emet-selch showed in shadowbringer, I think, which is why voidsent being more common in the source vs another shards
Help I can't get clean to add phase on new EX trial
Have these Au Ra NPCs ever appeared before?
Are they from Dalmasca? Hints at the next expansion?
weren't they standing there the whole time?
checked in on an alt that just beat EW, they're already there
Pop quiz:
Which part of the new feet gear changes with dye?
A. The socks
B. The shoes
C. The straps
D. It's not dyable
I'm gonna have to go with D, because otherwise you probably wouldn't have posted this. I haven't checked it out yet myself, so I'm hoping I win something
>socks and sandals
it's over
I know the answer so I'm gonna cheese triangles on the strap what were they thinking
C
C. because i'm guessing that's the only thing that would spawn this post
I expected everything from this patch, but not a fricking Jullus cucking WoL
Seeing a man and a woman talking and thinking of cuckold is mental illness at the same level if not worse than seeing 2 women talking and thinking of yuri
>that garlean boy she told you not to worry about
Lol, lmao
>Jullus is horny for the voidsent
Back off, buddy, she's mine
Why the FRICK is Halone not the final boss in this raid
Because Menphina was 8th in the chart
>'might the thirteenth unnamed individual be the watcher on the moon?' asks krile
>camera immediately cuts to deryk
very subtle
Trick question, it's the triangle inside of the straps.
REEEEEEE (dye them some shade of white to try and get a flat white/red strap)
that must have taken at least one month of meticulous hand texturing. just be happy the devs made you socks with sandals.
sex!
with Golbeza
but anon
he wanks alone
Not any longer, I can fix him
>mooncats frick dogs
>menphina rides dogs
pottery
>zerogays are already in denial
Runar all over again holy shit
its like *touches scar* in the msq
I think Zero already has tipped her hat at least 3x more than Mide ever touched her scar
She literally does it on every fricking cutscene, some times even more than once
>julius and runar posters are one and the same
Makes sense
Is dalamud updated yet?
check again next week sis
>bot hasn't updated yet
>mods haven't updated yet
>XIValexander hasn't updated yet
It's over
Golbez cosplay armor for casters WHEN
Nophica has pink pupils
if fanart doesn't turn them into hearts, I'll riot
I've been thinking the same fricking thing the entire raid. Literal heart pupils.
can't wait for zero to just get mind control raped into being zeromus
>that guy that fails the nophica sex qte.
JUST MASH HARDER
Is it me or did some textures get an upgrade this patch? Eyes for example
the WoL needs to use his influence to convince all of Ishgard that Halone has a dick
You mean that Halone wears no armor.
kys