FFXIV Endwalker

The lalafell genocide has begun.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A FRICKING CHAIR

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this dude has been at it for like a week or so now, he keeps showing up in balmung limsa on different accounts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a week
      this person has been doing this for years

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >making normalgays seethe by simply playing as a regular class and engaging in the same community activities as everyone else
    Absolutely blessed.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unstoppable.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That is a clear request to be spammed with lalaporn.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hide your lalas, the schizos are coming!

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just got into the secret lala mod website
    >chairgays and witch hunting normalgays are gonna blow it up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      download EVERYTHING and make a backup just in case.
      then post it here if it happens

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can't you just upload everything into a mega link? surely there are ways to pirate lalafell nsfw mods no?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any good mods that are only on the secret lala mods, or is it all stuff that looks like shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly just upscales unless you paypig $50 for access to the "exclusive" mods like pic related. Which is fine, I don't like immersion breaking stuff anyway so upscales is pretty much all I need.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, hope you enjoy what you find, potato masher. Also that shit is not worth $50 bucks what the frick. I figured they'd have access to way better mods, but I guess not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          people really payin 50 bucks for that shit?
          bet it's unoptimized as frick 300k tri shit too.
          i should become an FFXIV modder.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >people really payin 50 bucks for that shit?
            yeah, xiv players are mentally moronic. what can one expect from fat trannies that spend half their paycheck on fantasias

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >paycheck
              scratch that, change it to neetbux or disability allowance

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >people really payin 50 bucks for that shit?
            yeah, xiv players are mentally moronic. what can one expect from fat trannies that spend half their paycheck on fantasias

            >Poorgays
            Kek imagine being you and poor. Thirdies gonna third world.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >refusing to pay for dogshit makes one a poorgay
              lol.

              Sent from i9 13900k, GTX 4090

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What? Was your post supposed to prove you're not a poorgay because you have the latest nvidia gpu? Kek you moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my pc costs more than the shack you live in
                dont talk to me

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fricking based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                fricking based

                Samegayging, that's embarrassing anon. You'd impress me if you said you had a portfolio and were able to say in what, your pc is worth less than 1% of my networth.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oof copium already

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                meds

                Thirdies seething

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                meds

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's $50 for the entire "exclusive" mod library, not just that one mod, but most of what's exclusive it just ports of outfits from other games anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the secret lala modsite
      I need it for research purposes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people like this?
      Like actuslly wasting time of their day to ruin other people's fun and wasting time and resources of anti child abuse organizations holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good. potatofrickers get what they deaerve.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we DESERVE tall husbands! We are no longer asking!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AAAAAAAGH SEX
          LALA SLAMPIG WIFE SEX

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So demanding.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That guy is almost certainly a pedo.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would be based if lalas were removed from the game. Only leftoids enjoy them.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes it gets lonely fishing. But then you head back into town and see the way people talk, and remember why you left to be a fishing hermit in the first place.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind normies using Limsa say chat as their personal discord, it's the professional afkers that spend all day dressing up as a Namazu and doing a dance emote in the same spot that bother me.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lalajews must be stopped.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised they haven't at least used the trailer WoL as a minion given how prominent he's used in the game's promotional shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They'll drop it on the mog station one day, you can count on it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope not, every midlander male with protagonist syndrome who screams "canon WoL" to cope with the fact that they act like a mix between butthurt children and the average anime protag and get treated accordingly will be validated and I'd prefer if they killed themselves.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so long as WoL in trailers is the scrubby faced hyur, they will be validated

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Least deranged bunny player

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        an ardbert minion exists for this purpose already

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Lalafell fear the SAM

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just hate lalas and people who play lalas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based lala hater, these last couple of days have been great

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    game is dead, let it go

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing a game in maintenance mode
    If you're gonna do that then just play Project 1999 instead and experience boomer kino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      game is dead, let it go

      >discord raiders arrive in sequence

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How hard is EO 100? I've cleared HoH 100 before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick cares

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ???
        It's the latest content. Did you start shitting yourself and crying when people started talking about Extreme Rubicante a few months ago?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >It's the latest content.
          letting your pathetic samegayging slip this time, its ctrl c ctrl v potd/hoh
          nobody cares except the sunk cost gays desperately looking to justify their time investment and the monthly sub

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Deep Dungeon is a Deep Dungeon
            Are you okay? Do you have brain problems?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >its ok that new content is low effort copy pasted shit because all of the content is low effort copy paste shit!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you frick up a mechanic you die instantly
      If you do not frick up any mechanics it's free, you don't need to constantly pray for good pom rng

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why are you replying to yourself. embarrassing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you frick up a mechanic you die instantly
          If you do not frick up any mechanics it's free, you don't need to constantly pray for good pom rng

          samegay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            Biggest samegay I've ever seen LOL

            samegay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How hard is EO 100? I've cleared HoH 100 before.

        91-100 is pure fricking cancer.
        Expect triple debuff on almost every floor and at least 4 to 8 pats who consist of a mix of Chimera (with the usual in and out but also a front and back cone attack) and Minotaur (usual swing and swipes).
        They also often come in packs of 2 or 3.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you frick up a mechanic you die instantly
          If you do not frick up any mechanics it's free, you don't need to constantly pray for good pom rng

          How hard is EO 100? I've cleared HoH 100 before.

          OH also!
          They fricking LOVE their normal mob with gigantic point blank aoe that will frick up any melee not fast enough to move out of it (use sprint if you're too slow by 0.5sec)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >They fricking LOVE their normal mob with gigantic point blank aoe
            My first wipe was to the wraith because apparently the "point blank AoE" detailed in the guide is a fricking 10y radius. Yeah cool, thanks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I've found the final stretch to be less of a pain than 71 - 90. Now that set of floors and bosses is fricking awful.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Less auto-attack damage more "frick you die" untelegraphed AoE's

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        Biggest samegay I've ever seen LOL

        Add a shadow on the floor

        Here comes the butthurt.

        [...]
        samegay

        [...]
        91-100 is pure fricking cancer.
        Expect triple debuff on almost every floor and at least 4 to 8 pats who consist of a mix of Chimera (with the usual in and out but also a front and back cone attack) and Minotaur (usual swing and swipes).
        They also often come in packs of 2 or 3.

        All me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you frick up a mechanic you die instantly
      If you do not frick up any mechanics it's free, you don't need to constantly pray for good pom rng

      why are you replying to yourself. embarrassing

      [...]
      samegay

      Biggest samegay I've ever seen LOL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's easier than HoH if you've completed it. Time management is much easier and if you're used to HoH solo pomander usage strats you'll find it easy with the new options, especially since you can multipull mobs in every floor set if you know what you're pulling.
      Bosses aren't braindead like in HoH but they're not Bozja-duel tier either so they're not too bad, the harder ones are a little harder than dungeon bosses.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Add a shadow on the floor

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OH HELL NAW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I play a max size male roe and I want to frick femlalas

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here comes the butthurt.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    member stormblood and all the fun content...limsa afker ruins everything

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well these look like fricking SHIT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if you should me a picture of these with out the xiv logo i wouldn't have even known it had anything to do with it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, exactly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like the jacket,
      >IT'S THA JACKEEEET!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'S RIGHT wienerSUCKA, GO BACK TO THANALAN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sweet shoes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who's buying the new Drip?

      >puma
      Lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No red and blue allagan shoes
      yeah no, screw that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick buys puma in 2023
      brands dead like ff so i guess it fits

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still just one body type per species
    >no way to be an extra burly highlander
    >no way to be a smol elf like Alphinaud
    >no way to be fat without wearing a pig costume
    KUYASHI

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could get the cool Garlean armor that Gaius and the rest used. Reminds me of Guyver.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gatherers got a Garlean set before anyone else, somehow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Next tomestone set will be garlean inspired, I believe

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's buying the new Drip?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zodiark trance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >this is where your money is going while the game is dead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Do you ever stop moaning for one day? Jesus christ anon. I wouldn't mind so much but you've done this for days and days now. We get it, the game lacks content. Honestly we get it, I get it. But harping on about it like a dead donkey here to us? We're just playing the game like you and posting here because we like it. If you want to get to the devs you need to post on the forums preferable in Nipponese or send an email to the translation team.
        I'm telling you this because I want to give you construction advice rather than just b***h right back at you and this goes on for days and days.
        Unless I don't know you're just comfortable in your hate who fricking knows.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I see we moved from anger to bargaining

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            next up, acceptance. at least were making progress

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            next up, acceptance. at least were making progress

            Imagine getting a sincere post aimed at you and you reply with snark. Did you come from reddit? The smarmy self smug righteousness you have is really emblematic of you being a forever online reddit poster. Keep trying to be an irony gay anon. Your life is going no where fast.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >whole post of gutless whining and "stop complaining just enjoy thing and get ready for next thing" and "criticism is hate"
              >accusing anyone else of being a predditor

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Black person when even the forums is unanimously shitting on the state of the game, maybe you should take yoshis wiener out your mouth? just for a split seconds? can you do it? is it possible for you to do it? or do you have to be surgically removed from his wiener?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >moron can't read.
                You lads wasting your lives moaning about the game to the void. The state of you.
                You absolutely missed the point of

                Do you ever stop moaning for one day? Jesus christ anon. I wouldn't mind so much but you've done this for days and days now. We get it, the game lacks content. Honestly we get it, I get it. But harping on about it like a dead donkey here to us? We're just playing the game like you and posting here because we like it. If you want to get to the devs you need to post on the forums preferable in Nipponese or send an email to the translation team.
                I'm telling you this because I want to give you construction advice rather than just b***h right back at you and this goes on for days and days.
                Unless I don't know you're just comfortable in your hate who fricking knows.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe you should take yoshis wiener out your mouth? just for a split second? can you do it? is it possible for you to do it? or do you have to be surgically removed from his wiener?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person when even the forums is unanimously shitting on the state of the game
                Did they ever not complain about the state of the game? There's a reason why SE don't listen to the forum anymore.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person when even the forums is unanimously shitting on the state of the game
                Every MMO's forums are complaining about state of the game since release date
                Well except GW2 because you get banned here for even asking a question how to unlock new content

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's every forum for every game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If they enforce i-lvl synch for raids and dont increase exp for harder raids I just wont queue for alliance anymore. Frick having to spend 40+ minutes on the current raid just for the same exp and more time investment vs the crystal tower.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                More XP would be nice for sure but I dunno why you're treating this as a major problem. Just don't queue then, dude. If you don't think playing certain content is fun why are you even playing it lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That’s every forum since anyone actually using an mmo forum is something freak with 15k+ posts on that shit and spends their life on said mmo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        most likely budgeted away way before shadowbringers came out.
        They make these deals years in advance.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          theyre like 10 years late, nobody buys puma anymore

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well these look like fricking SHIT

      those sneakers are garbo but the t-shirts are fine I guess
      who I am kidding they will put codes on them for in game stuffs and watch it sells like hotcakes

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this (actual outted) pedo is still on their anti-lala crusade after being permabanned countless times already?
    hilarious

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are they? Got a screenshot? I want a laugh

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for poetics grind should i do eureka or bozja fates
    i only have anemos+pagos and southern front unlocked btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Poetics grind the fastest and easiest way is Daily Roulettes.
      After that do Crystal Tower Alliance raid as 9/10 there is a new sprout doing it which will reward you extra poetics.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Poetics grind the fastest and easiest way is Daily Roulettes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't say what is fastest
          You're one of those types of posters, what is your point in living dude.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do BSF to unlock Zadnor. Every run of Dal gives 500 poetics… CLL might be the same idk

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        isn't CLL and Dal discord content now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dalriada maybe, but why would CLL be discord content? Any group of frickups in BSF can get it done.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You could 4-man Dal when it launched, probably with less, but I did it with 3 others on launch day. I think they made it easier so you can probably duo it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not on my DC (Primal) but I’ve heard they’re dead on other DCs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          only occasionally and only because bozja died a bit, CLL and dalriada aren't estoteric enough for how to fricking get in that organization is especially desirable the way it is for BA

          What’s this chair thing?

          small handful of lalafell and a couple of streamers shat their pants about a high-chair item being added, Ganker now believes all lalafell everywhere are on permanent meltdown

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No. Delubrum Reginae is safe too. Trying to do Savage is another story.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            barely anybody wanted to do savage when it was relevant, let alone now that it's not

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It was never 'relevant'. If it launched today, the seethe about lack of rewards would dwarf ASS(Savage) by a landslide

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Haste gear and a huge showoff mount are astronomically better rewards than what you get from ASS(S)

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MCH is looking like the best for EO solo, right? I want to go as SMN but I'm really missing the silence from MCH for dealing with mimics

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody cares

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait...all lalagays just play that race to mod them naked with big magumbos and ass?
    You gays told me anons plays lalas because they looked like FF3 characters....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >anons plays lalas because they looked like FF3 characters....
      that's the excuse they use so they won't be called pedos...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mod mine but I still do want to frick her

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      created for the meme power. stayed for the tolkeinesque adventure. the thighs are just a bonus

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    matsunobros............. what went wrong?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course the fish face b***h is a moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What went wrong was Matsuno, who almost certainly did not write Mikoto during the Ivalice questline given she becomes a totally different character during Bozja, and even turns her into a (conjurer/white mage) combatant.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So is EO the easiet DD to solo now? Is my Black personmancer still the best title?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The best title is and always will be based on your job and glam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I mean if you've done it with MCH then you didn't clear it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People could only clear it back in the day with rdm so shut up gay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How that makes it any better?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I dont know you tell me your the one going on the
            >you didnt beat it if you used X

            Knowing this place you probably got hard filtered and never finished it solo and now your peojecting every thread how no one beat it.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The loporrit quests are vanu vanu level of horrendous to do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How? They're braindead easy crafts even in poverty gear and only 2 of the quests aren't within 30 seconds of the bestways aetheryte

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Thavnair has Arkasodara quests.
    >Ultima Thule has Omicron quests.
    >Moon has Loporrit quests.

    Soooo, Garlemald zone quests next? Maybe there will be a garlean restoration after all? Would be funny to make the garleans into one more tribe quest for irony.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 tribes per expansion, cutie. No Garleboo content for you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know, I was just thinking it would be funny for the garleans to be made into a tribe after what Varis did in HW.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ishgardian restoration wasn't a tribal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alphinaud said in the latest MSQ that a restoration effort is starting. But don't expect it until 7.35.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some garleans (including nero) frick off to the moon at the end of the combined role questline

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >american lalafells
    >"NOOO YOU CAN'T CALL US BABIES WAAAAAH WE'RE GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE IF YOU DO!"
    >japanese lalafells
    https://twitter.com/MariaLite_FF14/status/1633312101950451713

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      commonplace L for the japanese

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is that cat doing the israelitehand emote over those lalafells?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't the cat do /wringhands ?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man I think lala players are gays but...what drives someone to do this. Seems totally performative

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Liberals love to project

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is. Just call someone a pedo and for them to neck themselves and leave. No need to be a homosexual about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      In this case it's blatantly trying to grow their youtube channel WHILE being performative. Has the added benefit of being a shield if you call them out.

      >Oh look, the pedo doesn't want me to expose his pedoness. Nobody could object to what I do unless they have something to hide!

      Chris Hansen has mind infected zoomers with noble vigilantism.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    XIV threads have had even more schizos than usual lately what happened

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      low general interest from middling content patches + intensified bait OPs under the mistaken belief they're janitor preventatives (they're gonna delete your thread if they feel like it no matter what) + crazies believe they have a chance to dunk on a demographic of the game's playerbase by posting the same lalafell outrage over and over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      game is shit and the patches have been total flops so what do you expect? the only content nowadays is outside the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All pedo sleeper agents have been activated by The Chair Incident.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SE can't be bothered to deal with a guy breaking the law
    Why do nips treat the world like it's Japan? They don't have the power to do that.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    despite this supposed total community saturation of pedophiles and groomers, i have an insanely hard time finding any decent lalafell porn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You won't find them here either since half the Lala avatargays in these threads are ugly modbeasts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only modbeast is pinklala

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's one-third, not half

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do you need porn? use your imagination with the tools you have given to you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i desire the absolute bawdtiest lalafells one can imagine and a simple lewd, unmodded butt shot cannot satisfy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i recommend you loop back around to getting off to a girl showing off her bra. will do you some good.

          here's a picture of a miner

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That upper chest makin me unwise. Harlot.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              o gurl dat rizz got me finna boutta act up u kno wut i mean ook eek bibba bip dat dumma bix nood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have transcended mere drawn or animated porn and get off via mods and erotic roleplay.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thing is so fricking stupid.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are NA servers like this, cringe
    good thing I play on JP

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, we know what NA and JP thinks about this, but what about EU and OCE?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OCE thinks NA are a bunch of fricking mongoloids blowing shit out of proportion for twitterbux as usual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      EU.
      I hate lalas. If I have to call them a pedo race to get rid of them then so be it. The ends justify the means.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The ends justify the means
        So tired of this recent meme...
        The correct quote is: The ends just take the means.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the ends justify the means
        Frick off, Switzerland.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why Switzerland? I think you meant Machiavelli.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead and post that in /sh and watch how quickly you'll be the one who's gotten rid of instead homie.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Of course pedos would want to cancel me. Duh.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Slings mud
            >Gets dirty
            Why do you let moronic chibis get you so peeved anon?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What is it about Lalas that makes people seethe so much?

              You're not funny for playing as a tiny tank. You are a scheming c**t that will back stab me the first chance you get. You're the reason why the only thing that our characters can do in cutscenes is nod. Lalas are magnets for actual pedo shit and the fact that they have to make secret discords to post their cp and ERP in peace is proof of that.
              Lalas just make the game objectively worse.
              Hrothgars are next on the chopping block, frick you guys too.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                take your meds schizo

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                you lost

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't feel any need to refute moronic drivel. This was never a debate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cope

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You're the reason why the only thing that our characters can do in cutscenes is nod.
                this has been repeated for years but nobody's ever shrieked about tarutaru holding back animation work for hyurs and galka in FFXI when the vast majority of cutscenes feature your player character doing an auto attack animation or the XI equivalent of nodding and fist bumping

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's a lie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is this 1.0?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol xiv devs being dogshit isn't lala's fault

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *CLAP CLAP CLAP* SO BRAVE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is it about Lalas that makes people seethe so much?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not an outright shortstack like yordles and harvin, plays chibi completely straight
          not childlike enough to actually be mistaken for one, childlike enough in animation work to make adjacents not feel comfortable with them
          MSQ plays them completely straight as adults and people instead of making kid jokes about them

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You are only listing positives

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ARR

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Almost entirely performative bullshit because they're either seeking validation or are terrified of looking like a pedo themselves.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Troglodytes (low IQ) have an instinctual animalistic violent response to kill or ostracize small cute things that they don't identify as their own children. It's a throwback to stone age living where resources were scarce.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Is this what happened to the old cute aggression green-text? How sad...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What is it about 40 year olds sexualizing a literal child race makes people seethe so much?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >literal child race
            See, you almost have an argument until you repeat that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              post the in game race description for lalafell right now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you can post that and i'll post every single point in the story where a lalafell is treated as a child and isn't actually a child

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          people who play them are usually annoying, unfunny morons
          a personal gripe is that most glam is wasted on them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Euros are fricking psychotic, why even ask?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what does JP think

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really get what they were thinking with EO, i'm so tilted from having to re-run 21-30 for the hundredth time

    >give a pommander that HIGHLY benefits from multi-pulling (storms)
    >give every mob gaze attacks, untelegraphed cone/point-blank and room-wide AoEs
    >all of them one-shot, even on a tank with mits, maxed aetherpool and steel up

    i'm at a crossroad mentally, either you play with a guide open on the side at all times
    or you try and bruteforce it going blind and play their 'guess the AoE being cast or die'
    or you play in party with PF baboons that pull every mob and wipe

    my last death was at 51, literally the first mob I see, casts something then I immediatly kill myself to reflect
    oops! should have known that's what was coming, and not some untelegraphed AoE bullshit!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you run it first with a group my dude. I'm at floor 81 with mine and like 2 of them are legacy gays so they knew what each monster did because they always do the same shit since 1.0.
      Also it gives you more leeway to learn what the frick each monster do since some of them are new like the the salamander you talked about that cast fire skin on themselve that kill you in one hit if you touch it. You're not supposed to solo it to 100 the first time, moron-kun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they do re-use alot of monsters/abilities
        I just don't find the binary guessing game all the way through fun or engaging

        it was the slugs with 'Gelid Charge' which apparently means 'ice spikes' but 10x worse

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The slugs in HoH do the same ability, but it isn't nearly as punishing, I guessed that's what the ability was when I first saw them. I think it's also a reference to the tutorial boss in FF6.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just read up on shit, I tried doing it blind too and it's so dumb. This shit is gonna be the easiest DD to solo once the plugins are made.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      when are you going to realize this is literally all new content in this game? the only mechanics they can make are cheap gotchas
      theres a reason this community is so obsessed with experiencing content spoiler free, if you knew what was coming it would be trivially boring

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes the two flavors of gameplay: trivially boring and cheap shots

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yes once you know the cheap trick it becomes trivially boring

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't Final Fantasy just use normal Dwarfs or Halflings like every other fantasy game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dwarves would mean they'd have to add actual beards into the game and that's not fricking happening.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dwarves would mean they'd have to add actual beards into the game and that's not fricking happening.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Here is your dwarf beard, bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why couldn't a Japanese game satisfy my western sensibilities
      Play something else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Actually XI's fault. They made TaruTarus and XIV deliberately carried over character types so XI players wouldn't feel like they are leaving "their character" behind.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why couldn't they just copy Tolkien like everyone else instead of paying homage to the series legacy?!
      Cry, b***h.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      modern mmo Black folk would still call them pedo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >noooooooooo these gnomes are to cute they should be ugly dwarves instead nooooooo

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >people seething and crying "pedo" over breasts that fat
      Kek

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good, the should all be converted into onaholes

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shit game received a patch last week
    >the most talked about thing is troons getting outed as pedos
    yeah, this game is dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      could be worse, other MMO threads spend most of their time talking about XIV

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >other MMO threads spend most of their time talking about XIV
        such as? assuming its organic and not trannies shitting up threads because 6.x patches have been flops

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >such as?
          there are no other mmo threads lol the closest you get is OSRS threads that always start shidding and farding about the pride parades in like 20 minutes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If it was truly dead, no one would talk and sperg out about it.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their chunky legs make me weak. I love these pear shaped goddesses.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just started playing today, is it a bad time to start?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never a bad time. Tones of content for you to catch up on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      game is dead, so not worth
      play something else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Play other games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The chair killed them game. Leave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Always a good time. Don't mind the doomposters, we're in the middle of possibly the most moronic drama imaginable. Over a fricking chair.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What’s this chair thing?

        what shitposting angle should i go for in game. being super anti 'pedo' to mock them, or should i be the lala equivalent of an uncle tom and love the chair too much

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Love it too much, lest you end up looking like the moron in the OP image.

          Not on my DC (Primal) but I’ve heard they’re dead on other DCs.

          I love that Primal still runs Eureka/Bozja content.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The latter is more novel and cerebral trolling. We're seeing a lot of the former, some of them are even serious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The chair's just shit to me since it clearly wasn't even designed for Lalafells in the first place since the backrest is so far back to accommodate max height Roes and not the actual race the fricking chair is named after. And undyable white make it double shit too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Over a fricking chair
        Quick rundown?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they released a shitty toddler's chair named Lalafellin Lifter with some translations asying ti can also be used for toddlers of other races as well as Lalafell. Unironic lalapedo frickers rejoiced, SJWs are fuming about sexualization of children, "serious" lalafell players are angry because their meme joke race isn't being taken seriously

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They made a chair for Lalafell. The mentally ill found it offensive. Japan just laughed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Always has been

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's over

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Claims of pedophilia will damage your game, you should not be giving this as much attention as you are.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sends mentally ill westerners into a frothing frenzy by merely existing.

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this chair thing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For the longest time lalafell players were asking for unique furniture because big boy stuff doesn't quite fit them.
      Now they got one. And it's a toddler chair.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Now they got one.
        They didn't.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What people want
          >What people get

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            If the story wasn't so serious i would be a lala for sure. I mean if we were just random adventurers instead of the chosen one killer of gods.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's cool, you're 7 times rejoined anyway so you're just really REALLY dense with aether.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      devs accidentally exposed a ring of pedos, very sad

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Going to transition to a femlala just because of this thread.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >transition

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your toddler chair baby :^)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hope your character had an extremely masculine name before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're gonna transition alright

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals complaining that there's nothing to do in game
    >still continue to pay for a sub
    >not playing other vidya
    >SE gets more money without doing shit
    I just don't understand. I ran away from vidya that shackled me like it was my day job to grind and do dailies. I can finally play a shit ton of other vidya after wasting so much time from grindy shit and people still can't get the message.
    You get what you deserve homosexuals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but anon how am I supposed to keep my house if I unsub?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he unsubscribed
        >free ze property

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand the hyper autism about housing. Maybe people like you should play Sims or Animal Crossing if you want that kind of game so badly. I have played MMO for years and if your an adventurer why the frick would you need a home

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you aren't raiding, you're playing XIV as a social substitute and player housing is the core of that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what if i told you that raiding is a more social activity than RP, ERP, nightclubbing is?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              what if i told you most players don't actually give a shit about raiding beyond normal mode, and raiding is a circular feedback loop where you raise item level to raid more and easier to raise your item level faster to raid more and easier to

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              This. I've made more friends via raiding and played other games besides XIV with them. You know how actual socializing works.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There's a minimum requirement of skill to do raiding. Being a graphical IRC is available to all women and female men.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >and player housing is the core of that.
            no one visit my house....

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Discord ruined everything. Gone are the days when me and boys would shoot the shit around the kotatsu after raid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                now you still do that but you shitpost over voice-chat in discord instead of in mumble or teamspeak

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Better go take some interior decorating classes at the local Community College.

              Also some being such an aggressive weirdo and putting people off.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          FC houses are an actual asset in this game since they can be used to become literal gil printers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All adventures start one step away from your home.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >read this
            >think to myself that this is the day I finally overcome my anxiety
            >gather my courage
            >exit my room
            >go the front door
            >open the door
            >get on the floor
            >everybody walk the dinosaur

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE losing your shit, losing your actual composure and mental stability... over a fricking baby chair...

    Calm the frick down, children.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Loporrit quest crafts are level 80
    >Can just use Trained Eye to make instant HQ items if required
    What is the point? It is so trivially easy the only factor in the time completed is the travel time to locations

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to use them to level your crafters, it's better for everyone if you can do them faster if you already have them leveled and just want to grind the reputation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >level crafters
        >1.5 years after level cap was raised

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not everyone has crafters leveled, it's to help people catch up and newer players

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just finished my last crafter a couple days ago.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          For me, Loporrits are just a free source of Gripgels since I still haven't made the new DoH/DoL gear.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ummm some people haven't leveled up yet you know

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I waited to fully level some of them just for this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're made for leveling crafters, not for already leveled crafters
      being able to just cheese them if you feel like it for rep is part of the point

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    game is so shit and dead its not even fun to shit on it anymore as even the shills gave up
    anyway, yoshipiss ending up banning mods because of this entire thing will be the funniest thing ever

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all pedofells

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is the BIGGEST paladin sword? The kind of sword you look at and you just think "Ok, this guy for SURE is compensating for something".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick cares

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Me, or else I wouldn't be asking, you dumbass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Odin's sword is very long when unsheathed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      excalibur is pretty damn big. zantestsuken is super long, clipping into the ground.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Break Blade, Titan sword and the Immortal Flames swords (pic rel)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, that one is straight up shaped like a dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the Rubicante weapons are all pretty big, as far as I remember
      I think that includes the PLD sword

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >me waiting for lion girl, blue mage or pvp content
    >get gay shit like lalafell chairs, light up sneakers, heckin space bunnies and recolored palace of dead instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a furgay so you don't have the right to complain about anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro its over for BLU. Fricking everything resists everything. Better get working on that morbol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ram's voice works on my machine
        stormblood resisted everything for actual combat jobs for no reason anyways so it's par for the course that most BLU shit doesn't work imo

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/1o9ozneetTPh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying Y'shtola can say that without Tataru using her bank account to order 100 pizzas and Krile revealing she saw her writing yaoi fanfics of WoL in an Echo vision

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lalawife like this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why is there so much lala bestiality

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is there?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lot of carbuncle fricking

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't believe you.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do I pass?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will never get rid of ear coloring.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes. you did a great job, given that most trap lalas forget eyebrows. go with a more natural lip color imo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, the eyelashes and ears are a dead give away.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you will never pass, freak.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wow, lotta gays and schizos coming out of the woodwork today

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When, if ever, will we get enough glamour plates to make glams for every DoH, DoL and combat job?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically, never. I'm not joking when i say that these devs are the laziest in the whole gaming industry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Their shitty, lazy coders have tangled themselves into a corner with the back end of these systems and won't ever escape because they have almost zero accountability.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When they add them to the mog station for an extra $2.99 on your sub

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You WILL be happy with 800 glam dreser slots and you WILL thank us for giving you 5 more plates.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it was like 200 glamour slots when i started tbh
        i am gucci with the space i have now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't use addons that allow (you to have over 200 plates
      >he doesn't have addons that automatically filter out rmt and venue chat
      >he doesn't have chat bubbles

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but anon no one actually uses addACK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          y-yeah?
          console players quite literally can't, and not all PC players do

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >2.5 million is no one

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If 6 million can be no one then why can't 2.5 mil?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >b-but anon no one actually uses addACK

              >2.5 million downloads on a random plugin
              b-but my WoW friends told me this game is dead and nobody plays it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                projection, dragonflop is a ghost town

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >4.4 user score
                Holy shit, it's that bad?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I just checked and now it's even lower at 3.6.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nearly every NPC quest giver is gay, handicapped, a troon or all three, and they're dying to tell you about it. The zones are some of the most generic, forgettable bullshit that I have ever seen, no character to them whatsoever. The campaign basically runs out before you get to max level, and they send you off to do daily rep grinds to get the last 2-3 levels (unless you did a bunch of side-quests beforehand). On top of everything, the big feature of the expansion is that you are forced to use a handful of "dragonflight mounts", rather than the mounts that you've farmed up for two decades... in this game that is almost entirely based around mount farming. It's one redeeming feature is that they ran out of time and weren't able to implement a bunch of moronic infinite progression systems into the game before launch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As a console play only thing I would like is chat bubbles, don’t really care about other stuff

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ran out of leves
    How am I supposed to lvl my Weaver grom 72 now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ishgard restoration, or other collectables

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you do your quests in Crystarium?
      Dwarf tribe quest dailies?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did you do your dwarf quests as well? that's also good exp for that level range.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ishgard restoration, or other collectables

      Did you do your quests in Crystarium?
      Dwarf tribe quest dailies?

      did you do your dwarf quests as well? that's also good exp for that level range.

      don't forget to do your 12 weekly turn ins for Custom Deliveries. HUGE exp and also scrips.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you weaver questlines

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just wait until 6.4 everyone knows that's when the real content comes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >6.4
        >no content

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cant wait to see an updated version of that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ...such as? the raid? that 10% of people will do..? pathetic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just 2 more weeks bros

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All this drama has made me decide to fanta to femlala. I didn't know people actually seethed this much, that's great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      who is seething, aside from lalas over the baby chair?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XTLV4ca.png

        The lalafell genocide has begun.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Blew up on the first mob on floor 31 twice in a row
    Don't even know why. I swear I was out of that aoe

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What mob was it? 31-40 doesn't have that many instakills

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't even recall, some kind of "harmless" trash

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doing the first floors of EO for the first time
    >miniboss or whatever appears on the first floor
    >didn't know it was a miniboss or whatever since it was my first time
    >pull it alongside a pack of mobs
    >wipe the party on floor 21 or whatever
    lol

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron, I would have let you die without attack anything

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit the road to 80 buff, doing level 17 quests when your character is lv 33,.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah. its actually a bit of a trap for new players since you'll be in level 15-20 gear trying to do the level 30 class finale quest and get destroyed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's your hint to level all three roles equally from the get go. Maybe more.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Playing EO
    >Enjoying the remixes of songs and old songs, like Decisive Battle

    ?t=55
    >starts playing
    what the frick were they thinking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pure, unfiltered trash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That pulse album is fricking garbage, holy frick.
      Sucks ass that they've decided to integrate it into EO.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the Pulse songs are okay, but frick me that one is pure trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should make a plugin that only replaces this track.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this doesn't actually play in the game does it
      what the frick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly, it does play in the new Deep Dungeon. Worst part is that it plays for 3 floors at a time so you might have to listen to it for ~10-15 minutes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They added the entire Pulse album to the list of songs that can randomly play in EO.
        They really, REALLY needed to have excluded some of them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oblivion remix actually works of you get it on floors 21-39 or 81-98. Was kinda surprised how it fit, hated that song before.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I feel like that song is awful usually, but getting it during the "abandoned underground facility dungeon crawling" area works wonders
            Can't say the rest for the other tracks though, god that shit is awful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like this https://youtu.be/IiESDMzBWOs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the Sophia remix is awesome. I also like

        even though it kinda sounds like ass when I just listened to it outside the game, it somehow fits in the DD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it sucks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first time I'm hearing this, what the frick is this abomination?

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I never played FFXIV and I don't have a discord so please give me a quick rundown. Is it just schitzo rambling, or is something really happening.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah, nothing is happening
      quite literally schizo ramblings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FFXIV has a huge RP community. the same types of people that enjoy drama. Since there's actually very little to complain about in the game, they have to make shit up. The latest is a joke in a chair's item description about the short race

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Since there's actually very little to complain about in the game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the devs don't give a frick about the people btiching about a chair, and certainly don't give a frick about Ganker's opinions on things like class and system design. because the two are on the same level.

          in fact if you don't speak japanese your opinion on anything will be ignored from the get go

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            no shit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but why do (you) keep posting this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                small shitposting team please understand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        WHERE IS MY FRICKING ASS SLIDER WHAT THE FRICK AM I PAYING MY SUB FOR IF I CANT GIVE MY CHOCOLATE BNUUY A BIG ASS
        NO MODS DONT COUNT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can’t even wear hats.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Coomers want to wear less clothes, not more

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about hats, I just want an ass that's rounder than a plank.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're going to wear the 2Butt and you're going to like it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't take up the leg slot.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SOMEONE IS FISHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIMSA AETHERITE AND CRASHING SERVERS AND CORRUPTING PLAYER DATA! LOG OUT NOW, THIS IS NOT A FRICKING TEST!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t believe you

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The ONLY acceptable Pulse album track incoming.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its just classic NA mutt morons. Every other server treats Lala's fine ya gotta chill.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play male lalafell
    >All females become hotter
    Now I understand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a uwu widdle soft boi mommy gib mommy cuddle wif mommy gib milkies cuddle soft pet my hair uwu so cutie soft so caring hold me pet my haiw =///= so soft so widdle gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >middierage

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literal homosexual detected

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >feminized mommygay who gets off to being babied calling anyone a homosexual
          I'm laffin

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am tired of every bit of fantasy being reduced to sex and politics. homosexuals can't do anything but think about how characters frick and how villains are an allegory of whatever political ideology that they disagree with.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Garlemald is literally Nazi Germany.
      I want to frick Yshtola.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I want to frick Yshtola.
        Call me a paladin because whoever could pull me out of her would be like brandishing Excalibur.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Garlemald is literally Nazi Germany.
        They're militant atheists, and I'm pretty sure that they're communists, who want to install a one-world government and melt down all cultural barriers. They are directly opposed to the Eorzean Alliance, who are a coalition of extremely nationalist, capitalist, religious countries.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But Varis said 'master race' and golembrains shut down when they heard the trigger phrase

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They're both.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          so they're Nazi Germany?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop overthinking it. They're literally just Romans but with high tech.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stoop.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            sex with Khloe

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, three liners only.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                sex with Zhloe then
                all it would cost me is pineapple pudding

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"Garleans are totally based on Nazis!"
      >"OMG MY DINNER DATE WITH AYMERIC GOT RUINED"
      etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >These threads are CONSTANTLY people jerking off about how lalas are le israelites and ala mhigans are le Black folk to the point of exhaustion.
      >Someone criticizes discussion for always being about painting the villains as an opposed ideology.
      >Suddenly the only case people bring up is Garlemald = nazis.

      Bunch of hypocrites.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what, you think someone posting a lala doing le sneaky merchant face is the same thing as a normie unironically thinking the garleans are a nazi allegory?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It is literally the same thing.
          >I don't like this character in this videogame.
          >But hey, if I tilt my head a bit to the side and squint I can pretend they're my real world boogeymen and then I can say a million times that we should erradicate them from the game!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No, dumbass. The feelings under both are irrevocably different. Anons going
            >ha ha Black folk!
            >ha ha good goy!
            is fundamentally different form
            >wow those garleans sure are evil oppressor's. We need to stop them

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've been in enough threads to know you're full of shit trying to pretend this is some good natured shared laughing with the players of those races.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is. If youre ACTUALLY offended at people here laughing at stereotypes you need to take a walk my friend. The internet shouldn't be srs business and homosexuals that take it too seriously need to stop

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >laughing at stereotypes
                Those stereotypes more often than not are used to try and make the other person shut up or to shittalk the taste of anyone who decides to play those races, again, don't try to pretend like I was born yesterday and discovered these threads today. There's as much butthurt on Ganker about those stereotypes as the official forums have about garleans = nazis.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                shut up mhigger

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Look up Ava Ashley on Lodestone out of curiousity
    >Waves of identical fem au'ra alts on every EN server, with some being on the same server
    >Some alts have 1 job leveled meaning he paid money for some of these alts despite never playing them
    What form of autism is this?

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play this game. Post some bangers from the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://youtu.be/0kjNZvajdV4
        here's a fresh one

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suh9LLMYtfI

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKeJ5J8cKBA

        Not even Soken's best song

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Haruka Kanata is better

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what a blast form the past

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you mouthbreathing moron Black person
          he asked for bangers from the game!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick did they do to the twinning

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          soken is just moronic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Takafumi Imamura did that one.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Now suffer listening to what they did to oblivion

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >that opening

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      here's a fresh one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SAY GOOODNIIIIGHT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I actually prefer the Silent version and I also liked the original P1-3 theme a lot but man this tier had good music overall

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that there's no decent mix of the two is criminal, I loved the synths in Silent Scream

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try this game out for free recently
    >make male lalafell black mage because I want to be a little wizard dude
    >got through most of ARR purely solo, finally start doing hard mode dungeons with other players
    >First other lalafell I see is named "Femboy Pride" or some shit and is dressed in pink
    Ah.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >levelled all jobs you want to 90
    >got the optimal meta gear
    >finished all the hardest content
    >"Hmmm what to do next? Oh I know, I'll play around with skirts and furniture!"
    This affliction claims more people every day.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DEAD GAME

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lately I've seen significantly fewer and fewer Lalafell players. Rarely seen them in roulette now days, beside frontlines. Hell local even lalafell afk spots seems dying. Good. Bully them more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got sick of the moronic chair drama and fantasia'd from my male Lala to a Chadezen.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you've been trying very hard to become a big attention prostitute and i am sorry it has not born much fruit, here's a pity (you)

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am not against the idea of lalafell, but something about their faces is unnerving. I don't know enough about anatomy to point out the specifics, but something about eye/mouth size and placement is just very off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How about now?

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE ONLY ONE DOING THE RIGHT THING OUT HERE I AM DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT WE NEED TO STAND UP AND FIGHT THIS WORLD OF WARCRAFT HAD LESS DRAMA NO I WILL NOT GO BACK THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF THE FFXIV COMMUNITY YOU ARE USING HURTFUL AND INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE MAKING JOKES AND BEING COMPLICIT IS NOT HELPFUL I AM SO SICK OF THIS HAPPENING TO ME WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY HEROIC AND JUSTIFIED TAKES OH I HEARD THAT BEFORE IT'S FRICKING DUMB IT'S THE SAME THING AS WOMENS SUFFRAGE WHO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS ABOUT RACISM NO SHIT EVERYONE KNOWS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I do not know, I do not care. have a nice day e celeb poster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      REAL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      XEEMS NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE SHIT HE SAYS IS NOT CHILL DAWG

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >oh sit my views are down, TIME TO SPERG OUT AGAIN!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did Xeno laugh at him yet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >game so dead pedotroon drama is the only content
          LOLOLOLOLOL

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >streamershit
          fandaniel.jpg

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he a special needs person? It's weird people make a big deal about it every time he spergs out about something

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Isn't he a special needs person
        he is for playing xiv

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        idk people loved to watch the turrets girl with big breasts spazz out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >big breasts

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they're average sized anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I agree milker connoisseur

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Damn. Is this alinity or w/e her name is?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe this dude made Xenos look like a chad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this guy spent the entirety of Legion and BfA fully convinced that Blizzard were playing 4D chess with the writing.
      >Two more weeks
      >Trust the plan
      >Metzen is in control

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Slavery is... LE BAD
    >Unless you're a pirate then it's cool because pirates are heckin freedom fighters
    >Warmongering is... LE BAD
    >Unless you're a barbarian xaela then it's cool it's just your culture you're a heckin honorable savage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have never liked how we just casually allied with the Dotharl and we treat Sadu like a good friend. They're fricking monsters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bravo Ishikawa

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is there any lore on the Dotharl beyond "warrior tribe"?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They reincarnate (canonically everyone does but the Dotharl are the only xaela who believe that)
          So because of that they just go UNGA BUNGA ME ATTACK NO MATTER IF ME DIE ME COME BACK
          Most aggressive tribe because of that, low numbers because of that.
          That's about it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I mean.
            That's basically a fat bunch of nothing and doesn't clarify WHO they attack and why. Are they just fighting those matangas living right next door to them? Are they just fighting harder in the Naadam? Are they actually attacking anyone who was just existing in their general vicinity without provoking them first?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              didn't Sadu wipe out Mide's tribe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                They genocide tribes at their whim. Mide's tribe was completely wiped out aside from the few that followed her to Dravania to try and summon Alexander.

                Then yeah, it's pretty fricked that we're just buddy buddy with Sadu.
                What the frick?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Are they just fighting those matangas living right next door to them
              Yeah
              >Are they just fighting harder in the Naadam
              Yeah
              >Are they actually attacking anyone who was just existing in their general vicinity without provoking them first?
              Probably? I mean, you'd think so. But the MSQ forces this weird noble savage shit on the xaela where they only fight each other at the Naadam or leading to it. A guy in the Dotharl camp says if you don't mean harm you're welcome there.
              Which is completely at odds with their portrayal in the first lorebook where it was said they wiped out an entire tribe (Hotgo) for apparently no reason.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I mean.
          That's basically a fat bunch of nothing and doesn't clarify WHO they attack and why. Are they just fighting those matangas living right next door to them? Are they just fighting harder in the Naadam? Are they actually attacking anyone who was just existing in their general vicinity without provoking them first?

          They genocide tribes at their whim. Mide's tribe was completely wiped out aside from the few that followed her to Dravania to try and summon Alexander.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troony game

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >loved my fem au'ra
    >until the 2B ass came out
    >decided to try nude mods
    >COOM but felt ashamed of running around town naked like a prostitute
    >character permanently defiled, even when dressed normally I can't see her the same anymore
    >retired her into a skimpy dressed retainer prostitute (she probably sucks the dick of everyone who buys my crafted stuff off the market board)
    >fantasia the new replacement WoL as a prudish femlala
    modding is peak degeneracy i can't be convinced otherwise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her into a skimpy dressed retainer prostitute (she probably sucks the dick of everyone who buys my crafted stuff off the market board)
      Hot.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soken peaked in Mario Hoops 3 on 3
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egn9B37GwpM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only correct answer here

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post more

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blissfully unaware this "drama" was happening because nobody ingame gives a shit
    >only place it's happening is this website
    >i learn now it's all fabricated by a streamer
    i fricking hate modern day Ganker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he investigated it on his own
      obsessed w/ e-celebs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >opening a thread and skimming through it
        >"investigation"
        put down the Ganker and read a fricking book anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the book "anon is obsessed with e-celebs" by charles g. smith

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You asked for this when you accepted AGVN discussion in like 2009.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain what's going on?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      C-string WoWfugee "content creator" stirred up drama over a joke furniture item that was added to the game after it rustled the jimmies of a handful of gigaspergs who actually visit the official FFXIV forums.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No relic grind = too much free time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      somebody's going around ingame and on youtube, maybe twitter, etc. calling out venues that allow lalafell erp. also there's some assorted twitter drama where people get outraged about the lalafell high chair item that got added to the game and then other people get outraged that they got outraged about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing important if you play the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      game is shit and dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      6.3 and 6.35 have been major flops with 0 content. whatever it added was either regurgitated trash, or half assed piles of shit like the hairstyle.
      the only thing people are talking about regarding this shit dead game (which had a new patch a week ago) is that pedotroons are lalapedos

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >love sch aesthetic
    >hate the job
    guess I'll just play ast

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I only like SCH in the frontlines, I like giving everyone on the enemy team aids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SGE is basically SCH but put together better. AST is cool, but harder to use since every party permanently has a WHM already.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >put together better
        More like Scholar on training wheels, which is why it attracts some of the most abhorrent players I've ever seen,

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's easier but it's just plain better laid out. Most of the extra buttons on SCH aren't exactly inspired, just that SGE will get addersgall to use more comfortably than SCH gets aetherflow (and not have dps loss using it to heal), gets a mobility option with Icarus, and has better burst and on demand huge OGCD healing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Most of the extra buttons on SCH aren't exactly inspired
            SCH's toolkit is built around being multi functional and generally has a greater degree of room for player expression. Sage abilities have no flavour to them at all and excessively overhealing is just baked into its design because there's no opportunity costs yet you need to spend stacks to simply not go OOM.
            >gets a mobility option with Icarus
            Scholar always has the option to have absolutely unparalleled mobility (as the cost of DPS) compared to any other healer thanks to Ruin II.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I wish I could just play the base class instead of either of the jobs that spring from it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What don't you like playing about it.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why pedos always out themselves by being this self-righteous over not real kids?

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing at Syndicate when they decided to butcher my framerate with a diarrhea of particle effects.
    I have a new PC now but no desire to go back to the game.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What class for eureka orthos?

    0-4 WAR
    5-9 GNB

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir the westerners have gone into full chimpout mode over our Lalafell chair joke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he will bend over for them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't buckle when twitter had a meltdown over no blacks in XVI. He's not going to back down now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Very bad behavior, decrease their tomestone weekly cap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >quick, remind them we are trans allies
      >we will win their goodwill back by selling them a flag for $16.99

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you could assign a title and hairstyle to glam plates, some of them go better with different jobs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can macro the title change with the gearset change if you're using macros.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lalafell players are the vegans of Final Fantasy XIV

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's FemRoes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not okay to be attracted to a fictional race of midgets
      >but it's totally okay to be racist and demand a genocide of a fictional race of midgets
      Why are normalgays like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Manlets deserve death.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine covering your dick in pineapple pudding and having Zhloe lick it all off

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what can we expect in 6.4?
    >New raid tier and the conclusion of Pandaemonium
    >More MSQ, hopefully something will happen in this one. One dungeon and trial/extreme.
    >New unreal (Zurvan)
    >Duty support for half of Stormblood MSQ dungeons
    >New island in Point&Click Sanctuary
    >New Variant and Criterion Dungeons (DOA)
    >More Hildi kino, another relic step (or.... the same step?)
    >Tataru saying thanks to Gaius and his daughter (last time they will ever be relevant)
    Am I missing something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All the good shit to actually be in 6.45

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like Tataru getting railed by Gaius while his daughter watches.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Such depravation!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Island Sanctuary duels.
      You must fight and defeat 3 ultimate-level beasts in order to capture them for your Pasture.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Too kino and would make IS somewhat entertaining so never ever

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Lamitt
    >Mapopo
    are there any other lalas with obvious, unrequited crushed on one of the taller races

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Lala that follows Nashu around.

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hope next expansion has raids that are more similar to the stormblood ones. Cool arenas are more fun than what we have now.

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