>FFXIV prints money like no other MMO on the planet
>Square enix takes that money and promptly throws it into the nearest garbage can (flopspoken, ps5-locked ff followup, some nft boomer shit)
>Leaves their cashcow to starve with the worst content patches in the history of the game
do these nipponese retards HATE MONEY?
why the FUCK WILL THEY NOT JUST REINVEST INTO THE GAME THAT IS KEEPING THEIR ASSES OUT OF BANKRUPTCY
oh and of course the second 16 launches (console only teehee) they're right back to work on #17
we will NEVER be the golden boys we deserve to be
so anyway what's a good game to play while I mourn the death of my two mmos in one half-decade?
Play Terraria or Sekiro
ugly and annoying
Dunno anon, it is what it is.
Meanwhile...
>blue ribbon
This is an edit, it’s still the alisae model
I can tell by the feet
Yeah I think most people could already tell thanks to the sizable breasts on the model.
I'll fuck you too, gay.
Those aren’t breasts those are puffy shoulder bits, look closer
>I can tell by the feet
Well in that case alisae has a dick in the follow up pictures
I want to choke on Alisaie's cock
She'd be a much better character if she had a cock. Probably be way less annoying.
Imagine the twins giving you a double blowjob. haha
Who gets the back
fourchanalt
ooc
is that alphinaud
Damn Alisaie looks like THAT?
becasue you xivmorons will still pay your sub, no matter how shitty it gets, so why bother investing int it
>becasue you xivmorons will still pay your sub, no matter how shitty it gets, so why bother investing int it
that gif is literally me. i'm on an old school office chair. and I hate garden gnomes.
They don't need to put any more effort into XIV because you Shadowbringers baby retards will stay subbed and buying $40 mounts regardless.
It's downright depressing to watch SE squander everything so thoroughly.
>Entire MMO market is wide open for you to take over
>Keep your game on the same content plan it's had for a decade even though it's making 100x more money now
>They don't seem to realize that the Riot MMO will forcibly close their window of freedom in the market.
>ps5-locked ff followup
That's me!
Post superior red you cretin
>Woman
Boner evaporated.
Good. Go fuck yourself with your shitty little draw girl call it a guy trope. No guy can have a body like that. Might as well r63
>No guy can have a body like that
Wrong.
>Much wider shoulders
>It's obvious ass/hip shape isn't actually there, despite him breaking his spine to make it look like it is
chuds are, as usual, delusional
>chuds
No, he's just a gay and a furry. Which is why it's hot.
>despite him breaking his spine to make it look like it is
That's called an arch, anon.
based
die of aids and megaprolapse like the rest of your ilk
fuck you yoshi when will my WoL marry Alisaie
o shit we posting modbeasts now?
best starter outfit, makes me want to glamour that and use exclusively
>Zepla taking a break
>Cider Spider dunking on the game
>Only thing to talk about in the community is manufactured drama because there's nothing new
bros....
I’m glad people are actually criticizing the lack of fucking content to do this xpac. I expect a half assed apology from Yoshi p at the next live letter.
we literally have more content than we did in shadowbringers at this point
We literally don't because we had Southern Front at this point and an extra EX trial with Varis.
in 5.35, ShB had 1 extra Extreme trial, Southern Front, Castrum
EW has Variant, Criterion and Savage Criterion, 2 more Unreals, 1 more Ultimate, 1 more Deep Dungeon, a new PvP gamemode that's way more popular than the Feast and the island
Where is the content? 20% of people did island sanctuary and 34% who did variant dungeons.
>20% of people did island sanctuary and 34% who did variant dungeons.
and 30% of people did eureka, what are you trying to prove here?
59% did eureka to completion, 89% did bozja and 70% did zadnor. Pretty pathetic numbers from EW “content.”
>59% did eureka to completion
?
The funny part is that this is nearly 4 years later and I'm sure these numbers have inflated lol
Achievement trackers don't even come close to tracking all characters, for the record.
I'd love to do this raid but Eureka is a miserable slog and I just can't do it
Wyell.. that's..
I mean over 55% of the playerbase has cleared TOP at this point and almost 80% have downed P8SP2, that sounds pretty engaged to me.
the content is worthless, who cares if there's more of it.
you could delete both ultimates, island sanctuary, variant / criterion dungons, and EO. 99.99% of the playerbase wouldn't even notice
>delete DD
>delete ultimates
but people actually play those doe
so few people played DDs they removed them from shb and yoshi was surprised anyone even wanted them back
>Ultimates
literally less than 5% of the playerbase and even that 5% doesn't play it, they just have the game do it for them
Pretty good considering 90% of the playerbase only do the story
the party finder is always full of ultimates thoughever
>less than 5%
bro
your narrative?
>UwU
Not a real ultimate.
>uwu
>literally years after it came out
lol
lmao
please post O12S clear rates now for your next "proof"
>Only current content matters
Peak wowfugee
Peak shadowfetus
Peak casual
not him but you have no reading comprehension
What about it? Ultimates are some of the only content that always stay relevant.
>relevant
please tell me what you mean by "relevant" I am deathly curious, because that term is only ever thrown around by people looking for treadmill shit
well you're right on one count at least, though wouldn't a wowfugee be the one shitting themselves over raidlogging shit?
I win
>bro what about doing CURRENT CONTENT BRO WHOA DUDE!
>WHAT, YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT OR ENGAGING WITH [CURRENT THING]???????
>literally less than 5% of the playerbase
TEA when it was relevant had a 5% clear rate. Since most players need months to clear an ultimate they're working on that means well over 5% of the playerbase does ultimate. PF is always full of ultimate parties even with ballbustingly unfun ones like TOP.
Meanwhile Eureka had a much lower clear rate (not just BA but Hydatos as well) at the same time as those TEA numbers were released, and it had had years at that point for it to be cleared.
Fate grinding fags just greatly overestimate how much people like to grind fates, because the instances always have the same 100 people shitposting in shout chat making it feel alive when the reality is it's just people shitposting while AFKing between fates and it's always the same couple hundred people.
I bought Endwalker and proceeded to not play it. If there's really fucking nothing to keep players invested in the game, there's no reason to return.
They timegated the island because you could finish grinding it to max and building everything on it in an hour. Criterion dungeons died a week after release. Unless you raid there’s nothing for you to do in the game. They didn’t even bother adding a new ocean fishing grind or ishgard restoration grind, despite both those pieces of content being widely participated in and loved by players. Save your money.
>ishgard restoration grind
this was botted to hell, literally nobody other than unemployed neets, botters and retards who didn't play during it actually want it back, even with endwalker stat buffs the diadem is still a massive choke point
>ocean fishing
A cute side activity but you figure it out in 2 hours and everything after that is just the matter of finding a boat where people don't fish in spectral currents so you can get all the achievements.
I am glad they're not adding worthless shti grinds like that. I'll take endless one-shot content like Criterion over "cast 500000 times" cause that's just fucking insulting. Go farm your resplendent tools or bicolor fate mounts and leave the rest of the game the fuck alone
bunboys
Should have been shotas instead of fujobaits, like we didn't have enough already
>Should have been shotas instead of fujobaits
Imagine...
The double standards are insane. Femra are on the border of e-bois, especially when placed next to malera. Why even bother making male viera "shorter" when it's not even the same height gap between humans? It's literally one or two inches.
>female characters are designed for men
>male characters for women
What double standard?
I already listed the double standards you double moron. I guarantee you are the same gay that replies to these posts screeching how it's "unnatural". Nature is full of species where the female is larger, rabbits are one of them. The implementation of male viera are a copout that appeals to no one. And no, I do not consider gays, chuds and fujos "people".
>Super excited to play a smol bunboy
>Smallest height still mogs me hard(165cm)
>Go back to catboy
Welp, at least I still can wear helmets
>blue ribbon
>blue attire
that's a boy
that's a good thing
>floor 91+ solo
>enter
>this starts playing
holy fucking kino
>do these nipponese retards HATE MONEY?
Yes. Literally every Japanese vidya company is like this and it's a wonder at least Capcom managed to sort of get things in order.
>teleport somewhere at the same time as someone
>heh neat
>we both go to the same place
>woah
>we both mount up on midgard
>start strafing because what are the fucking odds
>he just keeps going
XIV was never good
Square Enix has had infamously bad top management for a decade now.
damn is that why xiv is full of bottoms
>RP a Padjali shota
>only ever get approached by /ss/ mommies
I just want to get gutfucked...
gay
Gay and pedo is redundant
>rp bunboy healer
>only ever get approached by gays
So what, do I fanta to midlander, go WHM and throw on the pvp horns or some shit?
>So what, do I fanta to midlander, go WHM and throw on the pvp horns or some shit?
Pretty much, yeah.
How do you do fellow alphinaud appreciators. Please have a look at my collection. There's shota too.
https://mega.nz/folder/JsUBSQzb#0vWif7UbVOSjfNBdUylWiA
thanks for sharing friend. alphy very cute
yea hes great. wish he would drop the stupid garlechud arc already and go back to being the idea guy while i wack things. his sister needs to fuck off forever though.
sauce
Everything surrounding ff16 has been square doing things right. From the gameplay to keeping it exclusive to one platform. It's been overwhelmingly positive. There's no sign of a failure here
does he have a canon penis size?
3 ilms
When people get more money than they're used to they tend to throw it away pretty quickly.
I genuinely hope FFXIV dies from content drought so Square Enix goes bankrupt in seconds right after.
These gays don't deserve even the fraction of the money this game generates and I wish someone actually fucking competent could take over.
The game has already survived several drought seasons, EWfetus.
The relics were nerfed in complexity and effort because the raiders whined that it was too much work to gear their alt jobs.
Raidmorons get their alts all geared through savage by the time the relic drops. You're gonna need a different strat.
raiders didn't give a shit since savage drops better ilvl than the relic up until patch .55 pls learn to shitpost
? By the time relicc is ever on the same ilvl as a raid weapon, which is usually patch x.5, the expansion is already over
Literally no "raider" is going to be using an i625/630 relic when they can do a quick P8S with their static for a i635 coffer
Be real with me. Would I get attention from biological females if I played a bunny-boy?
You'll get attention from fujos if you kiss other bunny boys. Normal bioholes like Elezen men.
there are so many of them that unless you idle in cities wearing girl clothes you will get no attention whatsoever
I've spent much of my time crafting in social spots, and I can tell you as an observer - no. You WILL have other bunnyboys and often Hrothgar and Elezen approaching you and most likely staring at you in first person with their awkward Gamepad-driven corpses sliding about.
no
I've had more girls compliment my catboy in ShB than my bunboy in EW
Yeah, i have a french friend who is a 30 year old fat dude who happened to find himself a 26 year old american girlfriend because he plays a bunboy, he's already planning on marrying her and all.
>online relationships
>online MMO relationships
get your shit together dude
Not him, but thanks dude
I don't know what was happening to my head lately but your one off sentence actually knocked me out of my weirdo hyper desparate train of thought that also wanted me to simp and thirst in MMOs for a crumb of attention.
Genuinely thank you feels like I just woke up for the first time in days.
I play a bunboy and I have had multiple biological females approach me but I'm also a gay who happily indulges fujoshit cravings, so take that as you will.
That's why FFXIV makes so much money. Because they don't put much back into it. They're definitely making more money from a big, quality AAA release, but that also has much greater costs which balance it out.
Investing more into XIV isn't going to generate better results.
it can lead to better player retention considering how many people unsub on the regular once they exhaust msq and whatever tier of difficult content they go for
the only people who stay continuously subbed are those bound to a house, or completionists going for pterodactyls, luminary tools etc
>White haired Miqo'te with the Y'shtola haircut.
>Except artist didn't draw the archon tats and the eyes are somewhere between unrealistically blue and actually white so now I can't tell if it actually is Y'shtola.
Every time.
OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALPHINAUD SEX SEX WITH ALPHI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX WITH LITTLE ELF ALPHINAAAAAUD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXO
redpilled
sauce?
>elf
eulmoran detected
>just finished watching some shadowbringers cutscenes in japanese
Jesus christ imagine playing this game in subs, flat out an inferior experience and it's not even close.
Yeah it's fucking ridiculous, the JP dub is cheap as shit
It's going to be the same for XVI too.
kino
The only part I ever switched to JP voices for was DSR
JP Thordan wipes the floor with EN Thordan
I hate the weird voice mod thing they do for him. He'd sound way more kino with the Archbishop's normal voice.
I still have no idea what he says before doing his ultimate.
I will bury you and yours
I think
>Watch cutscene in English
>"Pray flee friends! This fiend doth hath verily theretofore hither anon! A sesquipedalian soliloquy hath befallen us this day, mark mine words!"
>Watch cutscene in Japanese
>"yabai..."
There's just no middle ground.
Urianger and Vauthry are literally the only characters who sound better in English.
Estinien, Ardbert and Emet sound better. Though Emet is up for debate.
Emet sounds like Moss from The IT crowd, I hate it and I absolutely cannot take him seriously.
I kind of hear it.
The work outting episode with the ancient buddies trio of Azem, Emet and Hyth would be perfect.
That only makes it better. You are a tasteless retard if you cannot see that.
>playing with english granny voices for feo ul and alisaie
couldn't be me. Meanwhile, JP gets based Char Aznable voicing characters.
Because you will keep eating this shit up anyway. Because you all like shit games. Improving them will only make them less popular. Nobody plays wow or xiv because they're good, because they're not
the fucking delubrum step on the shb relic grind is making me mega miserable
also fucks sake yoshit piss can you just make it so we get 100% memory drops from the fucking bozja fates instead of random mob chances, i'm fucking sick of blue mage dumping all over fates in heavensward
Hmmm it's almost like FFXIV subs and engagement are at all time lows due to a lack luster expansionsm release and content patches which have led to major streamers to burn out.
Sound familiar?
Who gives a shit about streamers?
Zeplasisters...she's never coming back...
Is that the woman that wears the ears? She's fucking retarded. She gets upset about her country being all war hungry and decides to move to Ukraine of all places?
???
>FFXIV subs and engagement are at all time lows
Source?
>major streamers
Ultimate glowsticks look like shit. TEA might be the ugliest. TOP looks like they paid a mexican to rip particles off TF2 unusuals. UCOB and DSR both have awful models and disgusting shads of yellow. UWU might be the least offensive but it's forever tainted by <<The Ultimate Legend>> seeker catgirl ft. Hempen Camise from your local idling spot/novice network, and even still over half of them end up looking like fluorescent tube lights ripped out of a highschool/dogfight arena in the balkans.
I'm starting to think there's no such thing as being glowpilled.
99% of glowshit is garbage. There are very few times where it works, mostly only with subtle glyphs. The best magical weapons are the ones that look ornate and beautiful and mystical without needing to have an LED lightshow.
1.0:
Step 1: Grind 25,000 GC seals
Step 2: Obtain seals from hamlet defense
Step 3: Craft ilvl 55 weapons and Double meld materia
Step 4: Kill open world beastman boss for broken weapon
Step 5: Get rare materials from endgame dungeon chests.
Step 6: Gather 990 beast coins
Step 7: Complete R45 Behest
Step 8: Perfect run of Caravan Defense
Step 9: Spiritbond weapon
Step 10: Endgame Faction Levequest
Step 11: Defeat Garuda and Ifrit Extreme
2.0:
Step 1: Do quest for timeworn relic
Step 2: craft ilvl55 weapon and double meld
Step 3: Defeat Chimera
Step 4: Complete Amdapor Keep
Step 5: Kill beastmen
Step 6: Kill Hydra
Step 7: Kill Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan (hard)
Step 8: Buy quenching oil (tomes)
Step 9: Buy mist (tomes)
Step 10: Do FATES for atma
Step 11: Kill overworld mobs, dungeons, FATES, leves AND spend tomes for books
Step 12: Spend tomes for ink, do roulettes to earn treasure maps for alexandrite and use alexandrite to fuse materia
Step 13: Light farm
Step 14: Do every level 50 dungeon, spend 80,000 GC seals, tomes, 400,000 gil, craft "perfect" items using materials from desynth
Step 15: Light farm
3.0:
Step 1: FATES
Step 2: Do every heavensward dungeon (at the time)
Step 3: Spend beast tribe currency, tomes, raid drops, and/or gc/hunt seals for materials
Step 4: Buy oil (tomes)
Step 5: Buy umbrite (tomes) and crystal sand (many options)
Step 6: Do roulette and/or spend tomes for clusters
Step 7: Do 3 dungeons, spend tomes, and grind light
Step 8: Kill every Hard primal
4.0:
Steps 1-12: Do Eureka
Step 13: Do Baldesian Arsenal
5.0:
Step 1: Spend tomes
Step 2: Do Bozja OR FATES.
Step 3: Do Bozja OR dungeons
Step 4: Do Bozja OR CT (this is why you always get CT)
Step 5: Do Bozja OR FATES
Step 6: Do DR OR POTD
Step 7: Do Zadnor OR Raids
Step 8: Do Zadnor OR DR OR any lv 70 dungeon OR HoH
6.0:
Step 1: Spend tomes
Step 2: Spend tomes
>relic is tied to hildebrand
>everything about the relic is a joke
ahaha...you sly dogs!
I see what you did there!
but le hecking funnerino redditbrand XD
This really burns me up inside. Eureka and Bozja were really fun. The devs must be suicidal if they aren't willing to give us similar content in 6.0.
BOZJA WAS DOG SHIT. BURN YOUR INSIDES TIL YOU DIE.
and people do literally NOTHING but complain about old relic farming because it's ass to do, especially with shit like DR runs or farming fucking aurum vale 50 times
>still never actually done any relic farming
Is it as bad as people say? It honestly seems kinda fun.
arr is waiting for a specific fate to kill, asking people if it's up on other worlds, and then getting mad when someone killed it before you got there
then you get to farm sub-50 dungeons for several hours
not to mention when you see "light farm" that's going to be another round of pulling teeth or the absolute pinnacle of content to these braindead morons, just live in eureka 24/7
>arr is waiting for a specific fate to kill, asking people if it's up on other worlds, and then getting mad when someone killed it before you got there
I don't remember this being the case when I farmed ARR relics. There's a thing you do have to do where you farm FATEs, but it's not specific ones and the reward is completely random and uncontrollable anyway. Plus, if you are endgame regardless you can solo all ARR FATEs anyway.
the zodiac brave books each ask you to do 3 specific fates for each of the 9 books
Does it? It must've not been that big a deal cause I could've sworn it was random. IMHO the worst part about ARR relics is that the final stages kinda look like shit, and I farmed the DRG one for Gae Bolg only to have the final stage be, not Gae Bolg, lmfao.
Longinus Zeta is awesome, what are you on about?
if you enjoy farming, it's fun. you need disposable gil too. if you are a longtime player it's a good memory lane activity.
>no Julyan in SB or EW
where is she bros
why the long face estinien?
Endwalker patches bad. Streamer said so.
>WHOA WHAT DID STREAMER MAN AND WOMAN SAY?
>NEED TO HAVE MY OPINION TOLD TO ME!
why are they like this?
BROS
holy shit gz
>XVI
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see your Lancetfish
Lancet, Cinder and Stethacanthus are fucking disgusting fish when you look at them statistically. Even Ruby Dragon eventually amounts to a 1/50 chance to catch, Cinder itself is well under 1/100
You have to keep in mind though that the statistics you see on Teamcraft aren't datamined, they're crowdsourced. So when it says Stetha is a 1% mooch chance or whatever and Pearl Eyes is 96%, that also includes all the times people mooched when Stetha wasn't even up or they didn't have intuition.
don't they take that into account? Also considering my pile of 230 pearl eyes before I saw my first Sculptor, I'd definitely say Stethacanthus is up there
>don't they take that into account?
How would it? It would have to give you the conditional chances of catching the fish depending on whether you have the buff or not.
As it is right now it just gives you a flat rate based on what people have caught there who have whatever data gathering plugin they use. It's not like if I go there right now I have a 0.7% chance to get one off of any mooch.
oh this? it took me like 3 windows and I got it on the first !!! bite of the first intuition window I got. I also got cinder on my first ever huge bite too lol.
the only fish I have left is hendous grandis FUCK THAT FUCKING TURTLE
Think about it from the perspective of some inhuman suit who doesn't give a shit about anything except "Green number go up". If your IP is has cultivated a diehard fanbase of dedicated paypigs with bottomless wallets and no discern for quality content, why would you reinvest back into the IP?
>variant/criterion dungeons are dead
>island sanctuary is pointless
>pvp is pointless
content doko?
I have genuinely not seen this tab have ANYTHING in it since the content dropped
Meanwhile I go into Eureka and Bozja and people are still in there engaging with the content
People still do Savage/Ultimates and the page is FILLED
Hunts are still active
PVP is always alive
Bros, why is criterion even a thing?
They should have just nuked Island Shituary and Criterion and brought in a new exploratory zone FFS
They caved to the retards who were asking for 4 man content. Everyone and their mother knew that 4 man content would just be a hallway dungeon. I’m glad this shit failed so they can abandon it.
We're getting two more this expac. Hopefully they learned their lesson from Sil'dih and will add actual rewards to them so they don't die immediately.
>new rewards
2 extra types of confetti and a minion.
Just give it a few years and they get around to fixing it like they "fixed" pvp
can't tell if EWbabs or barry tier shitposters but the 5.0-5.4 content drought was real, especially in 5.2 when Shiva completely whoopped PF's ass and most people were threatening to stop playing for good
I also miss Bozja but we do literally have more shit now than we did back then ESPECIALLY for 5.2
there's a pretty large portion of shitskins on Ganker who worship streamers and thus jumped onto the game with the asmon influx, and those are now the people parroting GAME DED EW BAD
what a bizarre strawman. it seems like you're thinking about streamers more than anyone else in this thread, do you watch them while you afk in your epic island sanctuary or something?
Touched a nerve, Garcia?
>people are talking about X
>start shitting your pants because streamers also talk about X
>information you could only learn by watching said streamers
>or interacting with their fans, in which case why are you doing that you dumb cunt?
hey slugger, your sub's about to run out. better go renew!
>streamersaid streamersaid streamersaid
Post hand.
There’s a bigger content drought happening in EW don’t delude yourself.
There is objectively not.
where is the content?
>inb4 B-BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE-
Cope.
>criterion dungeons are dead
>island sanctuary (right click simulator) is useless and not content
>pvp is pointless because they haven’t added jack shit to the stuff to buy with trophies apart from recolored job gear and recolored HW sets
>ultimates, this is expected and a guarantee
>unreal, this is expected and a guarantee also no point in doing it because rewards suck
>deep dungeon which is a reskinned HoH with shit rewards and nothing new. If you did PoTD you’ve done EO
where is the content?
>B-BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE-
content wa doko?
>island and unreal rewards suck
are you fucking dumb
>deep dungeon is reskinned hoh
you are fucking dumb nevermind
>island sanctuary (right click simulator) is useless and not content
research before shitposting, the only things i can think of right clicking are presets for the workshop and assigning collections, also the rewards are pretty much infinite hi-cordials for gathering and all the dyes that still sell very often and for a lot of money
>unreal, this is expected and a guarantee also no point in doing it because rewards suck
10 mil every 2 months for less than 2 hours worth of total engagement sucks to you??
rest of it is just pure cope, criterions are dead I'll give you that but so is castrum even with echo buffs, pvp can still be fun and you can always exchange trophy crystals for wolf marks which turn into ventures, repair dark matter etc, EO is not remotely similar to HOH especially for solo gameplay, it's a lot more mechanics-based rather than just ass-rending mobs that double auto... pls research your shitposts.
>not right click simulator
>when you literally right click to get the island mats, feed, and farm
>the only reason you want to do it is for gil which is completely pointless
where is the content Mr. WoWfugee man?
What would you say is not "pointless"?
>gil is completely pointless
I hear this bullshit but I don't ever see anyone back it up. You spend gil to save time on tedium. Why farm fifty trillion chondrite ingots when you can buy a stack of 99 HQs? Why waste time waiting around for legendary nodes when a new patch trial weapon set drops when you can just buy out whatever's on sale instantly and make up for it with ridiculous prices? Where do you get your pentameld materia from? Do you actually craft submarine repair mats yourself? There's so many gil sinks in this game that I'm thinking the people who complain about it either sit on massive gil piles from 9 years ago blissfully unaware of how much they've spent, or actually have no clue how to spend it on shit so they just pretend it's pointless. There's a reason why for every crafting patch the most important resource to stockpile is gil after all.
>Where do you get your pentameld materia from?
Bro I have done nothing but farm scrip crafts with materials my retainers bring me for months
Before 6.3 dropped I had 999 of all DoH IX materia and made millions off of it even after pentamelding
this is really dumb because crafting scrips for craft materia is pretty bad time:money ratio
you could have just sold the mats directly and got more money early tbh
Being able to BiS meld all my shit without having to interact with the market at all was a pretty pleasurable experience in and of itself.
>Do you actually craft submarine repair mats yourself?
Yeah, because it's the most convenient way for me to whittle away on those "craft 3000 level 41-50 recipe" achievements.
but the only thing you make out of crafting is gil
or if you're a diehard raider or something and need 500 materia day 0
>pvp is pointless because they haven’t added jack shit to the stuff to buy with trophies apart from recolored job gear and recolored HW sets
They did add 2 new pvp sets and they're just recolors of LotA and I think BCoB turns 5-9 sets. Lazy but I guess any good set will only be apart of the pvp battle pass from now on
Pvp battle pass sets are just recolors of old HW era limited pvp sets.
What are you talking about? the lone wolf set and eagle beak set aren't in battle passes
What? No they aren't. There are two battle pass armor sets and they're both brand new.
?
Yes? That's new.
Whoops, meant for
I'm assuming you're confusing that for this
No, Anon, see
I actually have that set, or rather the recolour.
I am legit jealous. I didn't even knew that the feast had such nice awards until near the release of Shadow Bringers but not enough to join a discord and win trade for that shit
It was the first and last time I tried to rank in Feast and I'm actually glad I did it since it ended up being absolutely perfect for Reaper glam.
>those pixelated textures
did they make this back in HW?
>He thinks those are pixelated textures
The DSR weapons are based off of HW models and they don't even look near as pixelated as this shit
What the fuck are they doing?
Aren't they dropping PS4 support next xpac?
I hope so
>Aren't they dropping PS4 support next xpac?
lmao
It's probably because they have a fixed amount of texture memory allocated to weapons and ultimate weapons have to divide a fair bit of that to their effects so the texture on the weapon itself ends up getting eviscerated.
The house only disappears if nobody enters the house at all in within that period.
Yeah I stepped back a second and thought about that right before you posted
They probably have set parameters for weapon textures and they probably nuke the base texture quality to allocate memory for the glow
And so the glow on the Omega weapons is more memory intensive than the DSR glow..which is easy to see
I get it
They added 2 sets that are recolors of old sets you can buy with the battle pass currency
They're not just recolors, they have modern textures and better dye channels. Some of them (Allagan aiming especially) are really damn good.
>circlets
i wonder who's fault is this....
You know that armor set is from the Crystal Tower raids originally, right?
The actual WoL helmet was a preorder reward so they cheaped out with a circlet. Same for the Onion Knight set.
amano
The real reason why it's a circlet is because the actual helmet is a CE only item.
Blame garden gnomes.
He's right because it's an old set recolored that originally had a circlet
But yes, all the circlets are Hrothshitters and bunnytards ruining it for everyone else
there were more circlets in HW and SB than there are now m8
It blows my fucking mind how they haven't fired the bitch in charge of glamour in the game.
She's so creatively bankrupt.
If you look at that shit and tell me OOOH LOOK HOW COOL THAT LOOKS you're coping so hard.
Look at it.
It has too much shit going on.
It doesn't settle on one theme alone, it almost feels like it doesn't know what it wants to be.
And the fucking head-gear yeah get outta here.
This is talentless shit and there's about 100 more sets in the game with the same problems as this one.
Fuck.
Settle down chuddie, you will enjoy the asscapes
What the fuck are you babbling about you retarded secondary?
Continue eating shit, gay.
Choke on it.
looks cringe, fire the gay retard who draws this
It's literally the OG WoL gear sans the helm.
at the left there
Ishgardian Restoration did irreparable damage to this game.
explain
agreed
you can even buy clears idk what these people are smoking
>explain
The exp gain rendered all other methods of crafter leveling obsolete and effectively killed levequests. It is now pathetically easy to become an endgame crafter which led to massive devaluation of all markets. Now crafting master book items for profit is functionally pointless outside of the first ~5 days or so because prices plummet and supply vastly outstrips demand because everyone can become an omnicrafter in two weeks tops.
I agree with you, but I think it was a conscious decision; there is no more need to use crafting and gathering as a means to pad sub time and get whatever metric they need for a sub renewal from a new player given how much other content the game has. I don't think they want this to be another grind. Again, I agree with you, but I almost remember Yoshi saying something about this.
I make more money than my crafter friends by farming Eureka/Bozja and DD
It seems to easy to be a crafter now
too*****
Why should anyone care about FF? It's just a shitty cashcow with no continuity. Oh right, and instead of making a new cast of characters each time let's instead keep recycling them nonstop. Lazy as fuck
God imagine just grabbing Alphinaud and pulling him into an alley and just taking him right there.
Gross
>Call it "Exploratory zone"
>Have NOTHING to explore and instead you just run around doing fates for 10 hours straight
Amazing content FFXIVkeks.
Anyone who thinks Bozja is good needs to be put down like a dog, Eureka was better but only by a slight margin and even then shit gets mind numbingly boring after one or two hours.
Bozja should either have had its own leveling system like Eureka, or they should have scrapped skirmishes and just made more CEs. 80% of all time spent in Bozja is just mindless skirmishes and cluster farming. CEs and Duels are fun but duels are too hard for most people and there's way too few of them, while CEs don't happen nearly as often as they should.
I think that's something that makes Bozja fucking suck compared to Eureka
It's nice to grind to god status in Eureka and to be able to feel it when you get there
When you have a Physeos weapon and full Elemental +2 armor you feel powerful, you feel like you earned your status and strength
Something else that makes Eureka better is the sandbox style farming and windows to do so
Warped Lockboxes, bunnies, NMs with incredibly rare drops....
Rare drops inside of BA(I guess the Bozja normal mode raids have this to be fair)
>>>/vg/
Stay on your containment board.
>join PF for reclears
>couple with same last names
>immediately leave
dodged a bullet bros....
is the MMO genre really so dead that this game is the best in the genre
Yes. It's over for MMO's.
it's a shame, i loved MMOs in the 2000s/2010s. raids and "end game" killed MMOs for me. i kinda still have hope but i just know there will never be a good MMO again
I need more of that red lala.
ffxiv DJs sound like THAT?!
>tits
you know I really don't see a lot of porn with this guy under the final fantasy tag. what's up with that? I thought this game was popular?
Viera and Hrothgar players are the biggest cucks in the world.
>Square enix takes that money and promptly throws it into the nearest garbage can (flopspoken, ps5-locked ff followup, some nft boomer shit)
gacha money, which more than doubles xiv net profits goes into those projects more than xiv. A lot of money goes back into xiv for its large onging maintenance costs and future content
i like the patch
sex with Loporrits
Same, an hour of content every 4.5 months is worth $60
>This dance it's a player emote
Don't worry they'll sell you the namingway noise and that dance in the shop later
Hope you enjoy the bunny ear emote:)
Criterion and variant dungeons are going to go the way of levequests and guildhests. Let this be a lesson to never pander to the WoWfugee subhumans that now infested this game last year.
Variants have a cool idea with the multiple routes and puzzle solving.
It's just that they're all hallways with gated off pulls so it's boring to play through.
Part of me hopes they'll make the layouts more interesting in the next couple variants but they've been making nothing but hallways for so long now I don't think they can make anything else.
Criterion is fun and doing savage with friends was a great time. I do agree that the rewards should've been better, but it is fun 4 man content.
>FFXIV prints money like no other MMO on the planet
Proof?
>exploratory content
Instanced FATEs are way better.
You get more from them and can do them constantly depending on the group you're running it with.
Zadnor FATE grind is not bad at all and it levels you up quick from 70 to 80.
Island sanctuary took this from us.
I think they should make the Dyable Judge armor easier to get at this point. It's fucking crazy running DRS constantly for just one set.
so. how do you make the fates in the instance work in the overworld?
Well obviously it's hard because the areas can be bigger or smaller depending on location. The ruby sea is fucking boring to run fates on for one example.
Not only that but FATE grinding in the overworld can take a while longer. I was doing it in EW zones for bicolor gemstones and fuck that took longer than I would have liked.
It does not help when there is a content draught either making it less likely to have a functioning group big enough to speedrun them one after the other.
Running fates solo is fucking time consuming and not do-able most of the time.
Get rid of flying and go back to ARR style zones.
This will never happen.
So make the fates have even more downtime between them to fix it?
They're the same shit
The only difference is in bozja sometimes you get to do a real boss fight or a duel in between your fate grinding.
Eurekafags can never get over this so they just don't ever talk about it.
Literally every "Exploratory zone" ever has just been fatespam and the one that's very slightly something that's not fatespam (CEs) they even got angry at
Forspoken made more money than ff14 did last quarter
Why should they bother going above the absolute bare minimum for XIV, you shit-eaters will gladly resub and buy the next hot thing off the mogstation anyways.
>Never wanted to unsub so much since 3.1
>Don't want to lose my plot 11 lavender beds
That's how they get ya
Housing is a scam to hold players and their sub money hostage
Plot 41 is better :^)
>buying a house
what server?
I want that plot
unsub
That is a comfy little island for a house
Probably one of the best houses you could get
>been playing since 1.0
>this is the first time where I didn’t bother renewing my sub
Doesn’t help that the new MSQ is a fucking snore fest and the lack of shit to do once you finish the tier
don't forget
you're subbed forever 🙂
Unsub and put the money towards an IRL house
>150 dollars a year vs 1m+ because of chinks
eeh..
Just stop playing, but stay subbed.
demo was off for like 2 years
also housing is actually useless unless you're deep into rp
>FC is dead
>Don't want to leave it since I worked so hard on my FC room and spent so much gil on it
Just move your furniture and rebuild it? If the FC's dead then it's in danger of disappearing anyway right
I don't have any fucking inventory space. My retainers and myself are all full since a while back a guy was quitting and he offered to give me all of the furniture in his house. That second bit is some real fear though.
Go find the FC leader and see if they'll let you take it over.
>If the FC's dead then it's in danger of disappearing anyway right
No, ownership goes to the highest ranking active member.
I was assuming the anon meant that the house was in danger of disappearing
Anon I don't have the gil to maintain the payments for a medium house
>payments
Can't they just give it to you?
Houses have monthly gil payments anon
where on earth did you hear that
No anon it just a monthly payment of real money
Sorry I got my neurons crossed wrong on that, for some reason I thought there was monthly gil payments, but yeah it’s just the subscription. My bad.
Either way, I don’t know if I would feel comfortable asking for that. I may have alot of pride in my FC room, but i’m not exactly the most active player myself. Because of Uni taking up most of my time, I can only occasionally log on. So I just don’t feel like I have the right to take over the FC
The only monthly payment people are talking about is the subscription you pay with real money, dummy.
>payments
anon houses are a one time purchase
>Anon I don't have the gil to maintain the payments for a medium house
what are you talking about
cute noob
Isn't housing disabled right now? Either way, if you really must keep the house you can sub one month then unsub the next.
I think if you math it out you only have to stay subed 5 months out of the year since the demo time is 45 days.
>do deep dungeon as melee dps
>no fun allowed turned up to 11
people want class identity. that means you can't be good at everything
t. plays tank
tank is unironically harder because you do fuckall damage so the timer is an actual threat
nuh uh
step up lil mhigga
also what
said
PLD hits like a wet noodle if you're alone and I'd assume WAR is the same
Everyone plays GNB for DD so lol @ u
It does more damage sure, but it's still a tank, it has nothing on melee DPS burst and is only safer with mit really
The scaling isn't like HoH where tanks do fucky damage
I guess having a silence makes it somewhat easier but it takes so long to kill a mimic with tank DPS that they just cast it again while silence is on CD
>that they just cast it again while silence is on CD
Actually, it always happens in 30s intervals so it only casts it again just as Silence comes off CD.
Really?
Does it interract differently from stun?
I swear the silver ones would try to poison me again before leg sweep came off CD
Generally speaking most mobs seem to wind up a telegraphed move immediately or shortly after a stun, so it might have some fucky interaction with mimics too.
tank is garbage for EO because you'll get 1 shot no matter what if you fuck up
>you'll get 1 shot no matter what if you fuck up
That's factually not true, there's a lot of shit that tanks can survive that other jobs can't. Hell, even on 21-30 there's a lot of shit that jobs like RPR can survive (especially with Crest) that will instantly kill weaker jobs.
never been past 30 have you
Nope.
telegraphed aoes start hitting for 250k in the 40s. in the case of sasquatches, from 2 rooms over
and in the 70s they stop getting telegraphed
Dif Anon but starting in the 30s I think? you nearly can be one shot by stuff and in the 40s the one shot mechanics start happening
Try eating the cleave from the Ortho sword guy with 4 swords
Try getting minid and living
It only gets hard in the 70s and then steps down in difficulty a little bit afterwards
If you're talking about doing it in a party you're a whiny bitch
>high phys defense for autos
>stun
>second wind, bloodbath, arm's length AND your job specific defense/sustain abilities
>consistently high damage even without burst phases
Stop being a bitch.
when’s the next live letter that’ll likely be the make it or break it as to whether I’ll remain unsubbed until 7.0
Just unsub now you whiny diaper bitch
just couldn't resist throwing in your diaper fetish huh?
I think I want to do EO as a black mage, just because it's one of my mains and it feels like I'd get to be nonstop burst, since you can umbral ice between each enemy.
why do i have to run all the way from the crystarium to eulmore and back every time i want to get some more scrip materials
What scrip materials? Isn't there a scrip vendor near the Mean?
New relic shit requires white scrips but there's no collectable vendor in the Crystarium, only a Scrip Exchange
someone post laladola
>oh and of course the second 16 launches (console only teehee) they're right back to work on #17
good
14's only usage is as a mainline game until actual mainline stops being shit
alphibro.
All you had to do was make another eureka to tide people over but nooooo. Burn sub money in hell you neo kojima.
eureka was the second worst content this game has ever seen and only after a dozen waves of nerfs did it even become tolerable (barely)
It was fun when I did it. One of the rare moments where your forced to interact with people.
I'm going to pretend that's a boy, and you can't stop me.
But Alphinaud IS a boy...
>both are girls
still based
>both boys
alisaie is cringe
>normal
based alphinaud cringe alisaie.
interesting dynamics being twins.
The PVP sets being just reskins of old glamour with updated textures is the most disgusting shit to me. Those should've just been baseline updates because who the fuck wouldn't want better textures
There are actual new PvP sets anon you dumb-dumb
So play some PVP, anon. It's fun.
They have different dye patterns. You can see the same shit with the Bonewicca and Manusya sets, most notably the caster one where the weird arm-capes everyone loves are the dyeable part of one version and the body piece itself is the dyeable part of the other.
they get to cop out with 1 new piece of gear in the battle pass and act like it's amazing when we'd get multiple new sets from the vendors before
gear recycling is always going to be a thing but nearly every new set is recycled and it started getting really bad in ShB
something else that bothers me is them not going back and adding weapons to old fights for new jobs
new job weapon glamours fucking suck
imagine a mooogle or nidhogg RPR weapon
imagine SGE weapons from hades or shinryu
imagine a TEA RPR weapon or UCoB GNB weapon or a DNC weapon from UWU
THEY'RE BUSY WORKING ON THE NEW EXPANSION CHUD
And FF16.
DMC mixed with DD looking ass
I kind of like it.
Yeah, it looks great, shame it's not out for well over a year or two
I'm fine with pvp shit being just updated reskins of old shit but they could at least do stuff differently like either of gear people want or different role items onto different ones. Who the fuck ever wanted crystal tower shit instead of something better like subligar gear for healers or tank gear for ranged?
https://twitter.com/aitaikimochi/status/1635819787208257536
damn bruh this shit bussin fr on god
I'm not expecting to clear EO first try on WAR because holy shit this timer is getting aggressive, but it's been a great job to learn with.
bozja was dogshit and so was ff 12. you stupid trannies.
>sub money goes into stupid promotional shit like that Puma deal
>no content gets added to the game apart from an hour hildebrand quest after 4.5 months of waiting for shit to do
>XIV cultists foam at the mouth to defend it nonetheless
Glad I played this game when it was decent before it became infested with these second life freaks and yoshit piss cultists
Who is defending it?
Makes me nostalgic for Versus XIII.
Tell me about your FC anon
its a group of 'friends'. we're all just actually friends with one dude
It's a solo FC now and I'm making bank off the subs every else helped to make.
>been playing with them non-stop since we met and formed an FC back in 2.1 while doing FATE train leveling in northern thanalaan
>one by one they began to unsub starting last April
Usually they all unsub at the end of an expansion, this is the first time where all my friends quit before the halfway mark.
My FC is a little dead right now but people pop on occasionally. Its super chill and I won the lucky mount from the FC chest last week. It is drama free and whenever people are on they are super helpful. When I get there two of them are going to help me with BA.
I was in a /xivg/ FC for a couple of years and it was cozy but I split off recently to do subs
Kinda miss it, kinda don't
>subs
Subscriptions?
Subway, eat fresh
Submissives, I play a Rava with a harem of boys
Subsidiaries. I have stocks in some Balmung brothel. It's like retainer ventures but you actually make good money.
subway. I'm a bit of a malera fogle myself
there's a bit of secret FC only content where you can build ships and send them out on retainer-venture-esque missions for loot, makes fat cash
We used to play nearly every day back in SB but now people barely log or only sub during patches or raid log
Practically dead otherwise
It's usually only me or 1-2 people logged in sometimes now
No idea. I joined it solely so that I'd stop getting annoying invite spam. Sometimes someone takes out a submarine (whatever those are) and they have actions up most of the time, that's about it.
The only person other than me that's still active doesn't talk to me at all and we've known each other for over half a decade.
We had half a static in this fc and we were supposed to resume our casual savage slog after Christmas/New Years holidays. They never returned, even with the patches.
>even with the patches.
kind of hard to return to a game when the patches have been HW levels of L after L.
Yeah, I know. Everyday I question why I still log in even.
It's very large and most of the people never talk or interact with anyone, then there's a group of ~50-60 people that are all pretty active, then a core group of about ~15 people in the middle that are very good friends. There's a decent influx of social newbies coming in to keep things fresh, usually 2-3 every couple of patches. Then there's at least 1-2 schizo meltdowns every expac as well which is fun.
Even though the core group of leaders tend to have a bit of a "sekrit club" vibe to them, they're still pretty nice and very willing to help anyone do content as long as they're not a cunt
Overall I like it and definitely wouldn't be playing the game anymore without it
Reading this reminded me of my first FC in which there was massive drama when the Leader's fiance, who was also in the FC, cheated on her with another FC member IRL
I gave officer status to the most active and helpful members, 2 of which are female. Months later, rhe two women decided to make a decision on using our cash on a plot of land with 0 discussion of other officers while I was asleep. I call them out, they both leave. Hours pass and almost all of the Static leaves. I find out why from my best friend showing DMs stating I gaslit and abused these two mentally with 0 proof.
Never give women positions of power.
Sure.
>join an fc
>it's a tightly-knit collection of dudes
>leader gets outed for doing erp and regularly hooking up with girls in the guilds
>the girls are all married and their husbands find out
>guild drama ensues
>everyone gquits
>leader hands me leadership and transfers off the server to another dc entirely
>suddenly inherit the fc mansion
>all of the crafting tables
>an entire vault full of hundreds of millions of gil
Neat, I guess, but I was really hopeful because I felt like I just started making friends when this shit happened. Feels bad.
In the end, World of Warcraft won. You chud cultists have 0 content, your game is dead and already in maintenance mode while your sub money goes to fucking designer clothes 99% of the player base doesn't even wear.
>current cope is FFXVI
>next cope will be the graphics overhaul
>third cope will be devs are burned out and need a hackerino breakerino
ziv cultists will never learn
Can I join in on bait posting too?
I was talking about the game but people can't help but reply
you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at? i'm not even talking about making a mountain out of a molehill. there's not even a molehill. its like Todd pointing at an empty field and telling you you should climb it
i know right. he does it in under a minute too. of course he thinks this is some ebin pwnage but its just incontrovertible proof i have free real estate
idk I think people just want attention or are bored
also
did you know
>best protomander is a lalafell onion knight
>you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at?
This is true for the majority of people online, doubly so for Ganker posters, and tripley so for XIV players. At least WoWfags have actual reasons to be upset.
The main reason being they're playing fucking WoW
Yeah, like, I can see why people are underwhelmed with the state of the game right now, and I honestly dont disagree. But all that means is that I just do something else with my time while waiting for 7.0. Whereas if I had the misfortune to be addicted to WoW, then maybe I would have an actual excuse for a meltie.
I really don't understand why people get mad about the thing yoshi said about just fucking off from the game if you're bored.
That seems like the correct and healthy thing to do if you aren't having fun with a game, so why not do it?
because subhuman wow players can't fathom the idea of not having to play a game like their entire family will die if they unsub
>Fuck off for half a year
>Feel like playing Final Fantasy XIV
>Come back for the new patch
>Everything is a disappointment
>Fuck off again
I mean, right now I just log on once or twice a week to grind PvP rewards and maybe idle in Balmung if I'm especially bored. Until we get some Fanfest info, I'll just spend my time with some other hobby.
Like painting BattleTech minis. Very fun, would reccomend.
you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at? i'm not even talking about making a mountain out of a molehill. there's not even a molehill. its like Todd pointing at an empty field and telling you you should climb it
BUSSY
Sex with Au Ra
men and women
Elezen master race, catgirls need not reply
>"when combined with an empty stocking, can be used as a makeshift weapon
There are some real gems hidden in the tooltip descriptions.
>immediately goes back to bitch face after the emote is over
that's my Fordola
Back in post SB I wrote fanfic about my WoL visiting Fordola in her cell every day to help her with the echo, and they fall in love.
You have no idea how embarrassed I am about that, but I wanted to get it off my chest.
I wonder what possesses people to do this since she's an incredibly flat 2 dimensional and poorly written character. There's a very passionate obsessive fanbase for her even though she's the equivalent of someone like that random inspector from ARR that turned out to be a heretic whose name I can't even remember. She's a random shitty throwaway villain with a half-assed redemption arc that occurs almost entirely offscreen, I don't get why there's so much obsession with her.
She has tits and not a completely terrible face. That's all it takes for some people.
Bonus points for being a tomboy.
>She has tits and not a completely terrible face. That's all it takes for some people.
Yeah I was thinking that. She's proof positive that if you ever feel like you've written a bad character but don't feel like rewriting them, you can just make them a somewhat attractive character and you'll have at least a few pathetic waifufags simping for her.
this but with aymeric, alisaie, graha tia, thancred, andddddd zenos.
You're right but please remove Zenos from that list.
another chud detected!
Your forced meme will never take off
trannies seething!
Coomers are far more likely to be trans than manly friendship enjoyers.
None of those characters besides Alisaie have devoted waifufags though and for male characters I know it's just because women have no standards beyond "is physically attractive"
It's because she's an unapologetic cunt that would be amazing to hatefuck, imagine the furious leglocking Highlander sex
I mean I get that, but she has a lot of people that don't just want to pump & dump hatefuck her, they unironically waifu her which is just bizarre to me. She's not even super hot like some boring flat waifus people have on this board.
Musclegirl fetishists who think they can fix her.
they're just delusional, like people who idolize and idealize yanderes, a bitch like her would never be good as a gf
Anon, we literally see her change for the better through the power of understanding, oral sex, and threat of execution in that order.
?
She's shown to still be a cunt even in ShB, maybe there's stuff in EW that shows different but I haven't finished it yet
The fact that she needed to literally live through the same suffering as the WOL to realize that maybe making other people suffer for no reason is bad, and then STILL needs the threat of execution to be kept in line is a good reason why she would be a shit gf, and is a shit person in general
post it on AO3.
I do still have it but there's no way I'm posting it.
Thanks anon. I know Yoshi said you could ship your WoL with anyone in your head but I guess us Fordolafags get to eat shit.
That's cute anon. Sorry you got cucked by Wheels.
>Duskwight women
I thought your gif said cunt for a moment and it was just as fitting.
>still barely any relevant duskwight or moonie girls
It's pain, but duskwights enjoyers have it even worse. I can't even name a single dusk npc aside from that guy who was holding Gaius hostage.
Duskwights are subhumans and canonically hated by superior Wildwoods
>Several thousand tickets remain available
kek
the garden gnomes intentionally only lotteried half of the total tickets, per the event organizers
Am I reading this right? The LVCC will be able to host 15k people at the areas SE got? Jesus Christ. At $200 a ticket, that's $3M in sales for just one event.
Yes but LVCC's capacity is literally over ten times that.
I love my wife Fordola
her healer role arc was shit. gets carried hard by raubahn.
Yes the healer role quest in EW was dogshit
a shame because it was the best one in ShB
everytime they revisit sb arcs its just trash. mhiggers and garlemorons bad news. if they revisit yotsuyuu im gonna cringe hard.
>lost 10 alkahests' worth of mats to lag today
Fix your goddamn shit fucking netcode yoshi you stupid fucking moron. Make macros serverside you goddamn retarded gay cunt.
There is literally no behavior more moronish than
>OH NO X CONTENT DOESN'T COUNT NOW
Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker, why do you see it with Ultimates?
>Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker, why do you see it with Ultimates?
You know why.
Because MMO fans don't play other videogames, they don't read books, they don't watch movies, they have no hobbies outside of grinding MMOs. So when their MMO isn't designed to be played for 6 hours a day every single day, they have nothing to do.
>Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker,
what are you talking about raidmorons are the first people to whine about it not being "the real game" if you bring up literally anything that's not raiding
hunt farming, big fish, chocobo racing, verminion, tribes, mahjong, tt, the various gate titles, if you're an extra kind of sperg than crafting/gathering titles
there's so much shit in this game that's not raiding and yet it's the only thing these retards can talk about
oh and pvp too, that's half-decent now as well
It's great.
I don't see any raiders complaining about that content at all. In fact the only people I see complaining about content that isn't a complete dud like vermillion or criterion dungeons are casual whiners complaining about ultimates existing in spite of the fact that ultimates have the objective highest player time engagement to effort required to create ratio of any kind of content in the game.
>I don't see any raiders complaining about that content at all.
then you don't come to these threads often
pretty much any time any content besides savages or ultimates get talked about it's complained for "not being relevant content"
>then you don't come to these threads often
I'm in basically every one of them that's open when I'm on, which is a lot. I dont' really see it ever unless it's people complaining about content that was obviously extremely lazy like criterion dungeons or vermillion or something unfinished like bozja was.
>pretty much any time any content besides savages or ultimates get talked about it's complained for "not being relevant content"
No, people bring up the fact that ultimates are the only content that stays relevant long term, with savages being in a distant second place, because those take the players that engage with them the longest to get through. Meanwhile other content is done once within a week or two and never touched again outside of redoing it for a weekly lockout a few times, though most casual players don't run repeat content for as long as they spend progressing savage or ultimate raids.
People don't say that content should be removed, because it's what most of the playerbase does. They just (correctly) point out that savage and ultimate raids have a higher ratio of total player time spent on them in relation to the amount of effort they take to create. They also have a good reward scheme which a lot of casual content often lacks, especially lately when they've been very lazy with rewards for casual content.
Also something "not being relevant" does not mean "the content should never have existed at all," it's simply pointing out that it's been aged out of relevance since it doesn't have any rewards to incentivise people to return to it like extreme mounts or savage glamours/mounts or something like that.
>Ultiamtes were explicitly stated to be lazy reskins for hard fights after they nerfed raiding from alexander pushing in everyone's shit
>But the newly created unique dungeons and forays are lazy, somehow
ok
they have, rather smartly, made ultimates less of a lazy rehash, but to pretend that they're where the "effort" in the game goes into is bizarre
I also think using the metric of "length" when it's just hard is pretty fucking retarded when savages/ultimates are actually run a lot less than almost all other content in the game, it's just it takes 8 retards grinding themselves against a wall for months to clear it
not to mention that the 'rewards' for an ultimate are all literal laughing stock tier that you only ever see in limsa afkers
>>But the newly created unique dungeons and forays are lazy, somehow
I didn't say they were you stupid retarded moron, learn how to read.
>they have, rather smartly, made ultimates less of a lazy rehash, but to pretend that they're where the "effort" in the game goes into is bizarre
I didn't say that either, retarded moron, learn how to read.
>I also think using the metric of "length" when it's just hard is pretty fucking retarded
Not really, you bitched about people saying old content is no longer relevant, it stays relevant by either being difficult to clear and requiring a lot of prog time, or having good rewards attached to grinding it to incentivize players to continue running it after clearing it once or twice. Extremes are a good example of this, people are always willing to run old extreme content even though it takes a day to clear the first time, because it has a mount attached to it. Same with deep dungeons and Eureka, people are willing to revisit those because they have valuable rewards attached to them that you can't get elsewhere, and they have a large time investment required to complete them as well. Meanwhile there is literally zero reason to run Criterion dungeons after clearing them once if you don't have a house.
>not to mention that the 'rewards' for an ultimate are all literal laughing stock tier that you only ever see in limsa afkers
Projection
To be fair, the weapons are trash
A lot of them are but some of them look good. It does depend heavily on the fight but generally every job has at least one ultimate weapon that looks good.
>Make a fight take 5 months of ddr practice to clear
>This is good because...?
Because the point of the fight is to be difficult? What kind of fucking question is that, retard?
I have literally never someone say
>dude thrillseeker doesn't count now because they made it easier with world visit
Yet you CONSTANTLY see
>dude UWU doesn't count now because they made it easier with potency creep
why is he so fucking big wtf
superior genetics
also the samurai sword golf bag is hilarious and i hope it doesn't go away
The samurai golf bag is in fact used in a fight against him.
the golf bag is meant to charge his katanas with aether since he cannot channel aether because he's a garlean and all of that
Actual lore behind it: Zenos is an enormous katana-loving weeaboo but Garleans can't naturally channel aether so his golf bag effectively does the same thing that MCH's lunchbox does and charges his katanas while they're sheathed so he can do weeaboo fightan magic. With the advantage of the Garlean third eye this basically gives him enormous hax because he has all the advantages of both the most well-trained Hingan Samurai and superhuman spacial awareness characteristic of pureblood Garleans.
I don't remember any of this shit.
ok skipfag, nobody asked
None of that shit is told to you ingame.
Did you try talking to any of the optional NPCs during Stormblood MSQ?
None of them tell you about his golf bag.
Proof?
how do you expect me to prove that? post the entire stormblood script?
Yes.
Personally I always assumed the golf bag does what it does from visual cues plus the preestablished knowledge that Garleans cannot use aether.
Then you are more intelligent than 80% of the players in this game because you are able to understand something that's relatively clear if you think about it for a bit. Good job anon, proud of you.
*smooches your forehead in a not-gay way*
Thanks anon *blushes masculinely*
It's extra cool when you keep in mind the whole 'drawing the katana is the strongest move' anime trope.
Yeah, it's pretty easy to infer. I assumed exactly that from the moment they first showed him during the SB fanfests.
He's right. That lore is never explained in Stormblood. It was told during a lore panel.
It's been 6 years, man.
Cirina is so cute bros
And that is why you fail.
Raidchad physique.
God, imagine.
For you.
BlackRock financed Forspoken.
Please consider being less brown in the future.
Ever wanted to sleep in a tiny room with a giant SB Zenos painted on the wall?
Please tell me that's a love hotel and I can fuck some overweight fujo in there
It's a capsule hotel in Kyoto. Do they allow sex? That seems like it could lead to problems.
How many runs of DRS would it take to get 1(one) full set of dyable Law's Order gear?
>tfw savage delubrum reginae is the best savage in the game
>there's more fags doing UwU than it and probably other Ultimates too
>you can even casually grind out all those bozja buffs while leveling jobs to make it easier
I can't even imagine being part of the fuckwit group who miss out on both Baldesion Arsenal AND Delubrum Reginae savage. Imagine never knowing the joys of playing WAR as a true DPS in Arsenal or the supreme victory of no deathing trinity avowed.
Hell, doing meme shit in Bozja normal raids like tanking as a DRG while the tanks all play grabass with DPS pots is fun too.
Does Rielle want to fuck Sidurgu
yes
Does Sidurgu want to fuck Riel
he mus stay a virgin for the drk powers to work
I said " does Sid want to", not will he
STOP
>fag OP
nope. not my xiv thread
>sage
>a thread at 470 replies
???
Yes and?
Is fanfest actually fun, or is it just fat smelly people in bad cosplay.
You're in fucking Vegas
Vegas is fun if you keep your standards in check, or just really enjoy trashy tourist shit.
Does wanting to fuck a chubby Yshtola cosplayer count as trashy tourist shit?
Sure, but is the rest of the show worth the price of entry is the question.
Whoops, didn't mean to respond to myself.
nothing wrong with helping the locale economy you dumb moron.
chud poster detected!
is this seamonkey okay
Literally me.
Butthurt coomer detected.
There's been a concerning lack of FF2 references in Stormblood
I will mark out if we get an overt FF2 reference in the final Pandemonium series of raids. Dunno what it would possibly be though unless Varis' force ghost comes back as emperor of hell or something insane like that.
I am rock hard
Give me a race and a clan, NOW
miqo'te
keeper of the moon
female
>poop nose
poopnose is CUTE
smoochnose
Veena Viera
Elezen, Wildwood.
I have 5 Orthos clears and have 3 crab horns what the fuck do I do now? No I'm not going to solo it, that shit takes 10 hours and my connection is questionable sometimes.
>missed a FFXIV thread
Another one will follow shortly.
I'll get frustrated and make one with less femboy porn and more Y'shtola porn if it doesn't.
Your ugly waifu coild be removed from the game entirely and nothing would change she is that useless.
I would think you'd mention her getting attacked by Zenos and sitting out all of Stormblood if you wanted to try to attack waifu credibility.
It is implied. She is so bland and such a norhing character Urianger had to step in and Venat didnt even know what to say about her.
Nice projection.
Your waifu has less personality and use than Limsa idle npcs.
God how do I stop myself from resubbing and fantasiaing to a Miqo'te so I can get dicked down by a futa choco bunny fuuuuuuck
Just fap to the idea of it dude, it's better than it'll actually be if you return.
It's not the same..
You need to have another guy fapping at the same time to make it work? That's just gay.
And what of it?
>face 4 moonie
based
my miqo'te is a seeker that's just a drawing
I know I was talking about the drawing
How did you know?!