>FFXIV prints money like no other MMO on the planet

>FFXIV prints money like no other MMO on the planet
>Square enix takes that money and promptly throws it into the nearest garbage can (flopspoken, ps5-locked ff followup, some nft boomer shit)
>Leaves their cashcow to starve with the worst content patches in the history of the game

do these nipponese morons HATE MONEY?
why the FRICK WILL THEY NOT JUST REINVEST INTO THE GAME THAT IS KEEPING THEIR ASSES OUT OF BANKRUPTCY
oh and of course the second 16 launches (console only teehee) they're right back to work on #17
we will NEVER be the golden boys we deserve to be

so anyway what's a good game to play while I mourn the death of my two mmos in one half-decade?

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Schizophrenic Conspiracy Theorist Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play Terraria or Sekiro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ugly and annoying

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno anon, it is what it is.
    Meanwhile...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blue ribbon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is an edit, it’s still the alisae model
      I can tell by the feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I think most people could already tell thanks to the sizable breasts on the model.

        based
        [...]
        die of aids and megaprolapse like the rest of your ilk

        I'll frick you too, homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Those aren’t breasts those are puffy shoulder bits, look closer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I can tell by the feet

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well in that case alisae has a dick in the follow up pictures

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I want to choke on Alisaie's wiener

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She'd be a much better character if she had a wiener. Probably be way less annoying.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post superior red you cretin

      Imagine the twins giving you a double blowjob. haha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who gets the back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          fourchanalt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ooc

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that alphinaud

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Alisaie looks like THAT?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    becasue you xivBlack folk will still pay your sub, no matter how shitty it gets, so why bother investing int it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >becasue you xivBlack folk will still pay your sub, no matter how shitty it gets, so why bother investing int it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that gif is literally me. i'm on an old school office chair. and I hate israelites.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don't need to put any more effort into XIV because you Shadowbringers baby morons will stay subbed and buying $40 mounts regardless.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's downright depressing to watch SE squander everything so thoroughly.

    >Entire MMO market is wide open for you to take over
    >Keep your game on the same content plan it's had for a decade even though it's making 100x more money now
    >They don't seem to realize that the Riot MMO will forcibly close their window of freedom in the market.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ps5-locked ff followup
    That's me!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post superior red you cretin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman
      Boner evaporated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good. Go frick yourself with your shitty little draw girl call it a guy trope. No guy can have a body like that. Might as well r63

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >No guy can have a body like that
          Wrong.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Much wider shoulders
            >It's obvious ass/hip shape isn't actually there, despite him breaking his spine to make it look like it is
            Troons are, as usual, delusional

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Troons
              No, he's just a homosexual and a furry. Which is why it's hot.
              >despite him breaking his spine to make it look like it is
              That's called an arch, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      based

      >Woman
      Boner evaporated.

      die of aids and megaprolapse like the rest of your ilk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      frick you yoshi when will my WoL marry Alisaie

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      o shit we posting modbeasts now?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      best starter outfit, makes me want to glamour that and use exclusively

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zepla taking a break
    >Cider Spider dunking on the game
    >Only thing to talk about in the community is manufactured drama because there's nothing new
    bros....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m glad people are actually criticizing the lack of fricking content to do this xpac. I expect a half assed apology from Yoshi p at the next live letter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we literally have more content than we did in shadowbringers at this point

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We literally don't because we had Southern Front at this point and an extra EX trial with Varis.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            in 5.35, ShB had 1 extra Extreme trial, Southern Front, Castrum
            EW has Variant, Criterion and Savage Criterion, 2 more Unreals, 1 more Ultimate, 1 more Deep Dungeon, a new PvP gamemode that's way more popular than the Feast and the island

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Where is the content? 20% of people did island sanctuary and 34% who did variant dungeons.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >20% of people did island sanctuary and 34% who did variant dungeons.
            and 30% of people did eureka, what are you trying to prove here?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              59% did eureka to completion, 89% did bozja and 70% did zadnor. Pretty pathetic numbers from EW “content.”

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >59% did eureka to completion
                ?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The funny part is that this is nearly 4 years later and I'm sure these numbers have inflated lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Achievement trackers don't even come close to tracking all characters, for the record.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'd love to do this raid but Eureka is a miserable slog and I just can't do it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wyell.. that's..

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            59% did eureka to completion, 89% did bozja and 70% did zadnor. Pretty pathetic numbers from EW “content.”

            I mean over 55% of the playerbase has cleared TOP at this point and almost 80% have downed P8SP2, that sounds pretty engaged to me.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the content is worthless, who cares if there's more of it.

          you could delete both ultimates, island sanctuary, variant / criterion dungons, and EO. 99.99% of the playerbase wouldn't even notice

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >delete DD
            >delete ultimates
            but people actually play those doe

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              so few people played DDs they removed them from shb and yoshi was surprised anyone even wanted them back
              >Ultimates
              literally less than 5% of the playerbase and even that 5% doesn't play it, they just have the game do it for them

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty good considering 90% of the playerbase only do the story

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the party finder is always full of ultimates thoughever

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >less than 5%
                bro
                your narrative?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >UwU
                Not a real ultimate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >uwu
                >literally years after it came out
                lol
                lmao
                please post O12S clear rates now for your next "proof"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Only current content matters
                Peak wowfugee
                Peak shadowfetus
                Peak casual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not him but you have no reading comprehension

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What about it? Ultimates are some of the only content that always stay relevant.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >relevant
                please tell me what you mean by "relevant" I am deathly curious, because that term is only ever thrown around by people looking for treadmill shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                well you're right on one count at least, though wouldn't a wowfugee be the one shitting themselves over raidlogging shit?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >UwU
                Not a real ultimate.

                I win

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >bro what about doing CURRENT CONTENT BRO WHOA DUDE!
                >WHAT, YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT OR ENGAGING WITH [CURRENT THING]???????

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >literally less than 5% of the playerbase
                TEA when it was relevant had a 5% clear rate. Since most players need months to clear an ultimate they're working on that means well over 5% of the playerbase does ultimate. PF is always full of ultimate parties even with ballbustingly unfun ones like TOP.
                Meanwhile Eureka had a much lower clear rate (not just BA but Hydatos as well) at the same time as those TEA numbers were released, and it had had years at that point for it to be cleared.
                Fate grinding gays just greatly overestimate how much people like to grind fates, because the instances always have the same 100 people shitposting in shout chat making it feel alive when the reality is it's just people shitposting while AFKing between fates and it's always the same couple hundred people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I bought Endwalker and proceeded to not play it. If there's really fricking nothing to keep players invested in the game, there's no reason to return.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They timegated the island because you could finish grinding it to max and building everything on it in an hour. Criterion dungeons died a week after release. Unless you raid there’s nothing for you to do in the game. They didn’t even bother adding a new ocean fishing grind or ishgard restoration grind, despite both those pieces of content being widely participated in and loved by players. Save your money.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >ishgard restoration grind
            this was botted to hell, literally nobody other than unemployed neets, botters and morons who didn't play during it actually want it back, even with endwalker stat buffs the diadem is still a massive choke point
            >ocean fishing
            A cute side activity but you figure it out in 2 hours and everything after that is just the matter of finding a boat where people don't fish in spectral currents so you can get all the achievements.
            I am glad they're not adding worthless shti grinds like that. I'll take endless one-shot content like Criterion over "cast 500000 times" cause that's just fricking insulting. Go farm your resplendent tools or bicolor fate mounts and leave the rest of the game the frick alone

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bunboys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Should have been shotas instead of fujobaits, like we didn't have enough already

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Should have been shotas instead of fujobaits
        Imagine...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The double standards are insane. Femra are on the border of e-girls, especially when placed next to malera. Why even bother making male viera "shorter" when it's not even the same height gap between humans? It's literally one or two inches.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >female characters are designed for men
            >male characters for women
            What double standard?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I already listed the double standards you double Black person. I guarantee you are the same homosexual that replies to these posts screeching how it's "unnatural". Nature is full of species where the female is larger, rabbits are one of them. The implementation of male viera are a copout that appeals to no one. And no, I do not consider homosexuals, troons and fujos "people".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Should have been shotas instead of fujobaits
            Imagine...

            Should have been shotas instead of fujobaits, like we didn't have enough already

            >Super excited to play a smol bunboy
            >Smallest height still mogs me hard(165cm)
            >Go back to catboy
            Welp, at least I still can wear helmets

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blue ribbon
    >blue attire
    that's a boy
    that's a good thing

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >floor 91+ solo
    >enter
    >this starts playing

    holy fricking kino

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do these nipponese morons HATE MONEY?
    Yes. Literally every Japanese vidya company is like this and it's a wonder at least Capcom managed to sort of get things in order.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >teleport somewhere at the same time as someone
    >heh neat
    >we both go to the same place
    >woah
    >we both mount up on midgard
    >start strafing because what are the fricking odds
    >he just keeps going

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    XIV was never good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix has had infamously bad top management for a decade now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      damn is that why xiv is full of bottoms

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >RP a Padjali shota
    >only ever get approached by /ss/ mommies
    I just want to get gutfricked...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Gay and pedo is redundant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >rp bunboy healer
      >only ever get approached by homosexuals
      So what, do I fanta to midlander, go WHM and throw on the pvp horns or some shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So what, do I fanta to midlander, go WHM and throw on the pvp horns or some shit?
        Pretty much, yeah.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How do you do fellow alphinaud appreciators. Please have a look at my collection. There's shota too.
      https://mega.nz/folder/JsUBSQzb#0vWif7UbVOSjfNBdUylWiA

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for sharing friend. alphy very cute

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yea hes great. wish he would drop the stupid garlechud arc already and go back to being the idea guy while i wack things. his sister needs to frick off forever though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything surrounding ff16 has been square doing things right. From the gameplay to keeping it exclusive to one platform. It's been overwhelmingly positive. There's no sign of a failure here

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does he have a canon penis size?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      3 ilms

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When people get more money than they're used to they tend to throw it away pretty quickly.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely hope FFXIV dies from content drought so Square Enix goes bankrupt in seconds right after.
    These homosexuals don't deserve even the fraction of the money this game generates and I wish someone actually fricking competent could take over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game has already survived several drought seasons, EWfetus.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The relics were nerfed in complexity and effort because the raiders whined that it was too much work to gear their alt jobs.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      RaidBlack folk get their alts all geared through savage by the time the relic drops. You're gonna need a different strat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      raiders didn't give a shit since savage drops better ilvl than the relic up until patch .55 pls learn to shitpost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ? By the time relicc is ever on the same ilvl as a raid weapon, which is usually patch x.5, the expansion is already over
      Literally no "raider" is going to be using an i625/630 relic when they can do a quick P8S with their static for a i635 coffer

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Be real with me. Would I get attention from biological females if I played a bunny-boy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get attention from fujos if you kiss other bunny boys. Normal bioholes like Elezen men.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there are so many of them that unless you idle in cities wearing girl clothes you will get no attention whatsoever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've spent much of my time crafting in social spots, and I can tell you as an observer - no. You WILL have other bunnyboys and often Hrothgar and Elezen approaching you and most likely staring at you in first person with their awkward Gamepad-driven corpses sliding about.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no
      I've had more girls compliment my catboy in ShB than my bunboy in EW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, i have a french friend who is a 30 year old fat dude who happened to find himself a 26 year old american girlfriend because he plays a bunboy, he's already planning on marrying her and all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >online relationships
      >online MMO relationships
      get your shit together dude

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but thanks dude
        I don't know what was happening to my head lately but your one off sentence actually knocked me out of my weirdo hyper desparate train of thought that also wanted me to simp and thirst in MMOs for a crumb of attention.
        Genuinely thank you feels like I just woke up for the first time in days.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I play a bunboy and I have had multiple biological females approach me but I'm also a homosexual who happily indulges fujoshit cravings, so take that as you will.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's why FFXIV makes so much money. Because they don't put much back into it. They're definitely making more money from a big, quality AAA release, but that also has much greater costs which balance it out.
    Investing more into XIV isn't going to generate better results.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it can lead to better player retention considering how many people unsub on the regular once they exhaust msq and whatever tier of difficult content they go for
      the only people who stay continuously subbed are those bound to a house, or completionists going for pterodactyls, luminary tools etc

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >White haired Miqo'te with the Y'shtola haircut.
      >Except artist didn't draw the archon tats and the eyes are somewhere between unrealistically blue and actually white so now I can't tell if it actually is Y'shtola.

      Every time.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALPHINAUD SEX SEX WITH ALPHI OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX WITH LITTLE ELF ALPHINAAAAAUD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      redpilled

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >elf
      eulmoran detected

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just finished watching some shadowbringers cutscenes in japanese
    Jesus christ imagine playing this game in subs, flat out an inferior experience and it's not even close.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's fricking ridiculous, the JP dub is cheap as shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be the same for XVI too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only part I ever switched to JP voices for was DSR
      JP Thordan wipes the floor with EN Thordan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the weird voice mod thing they do for him. He'd sound way more kino with the Archbishop's normal voice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I still have no idea what he says before doing his ultimate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I will bury you and yours
          I think

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch cutscene in English
      >"Pray flee friends! This fiend doth hath verily theretofore hither anon! A sesquipedalian soliloquy hath befallen us this day, mark mine words!"

      >Watch cutscene in Japanese
      >"yabai..."

      There's just no middle ground.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Urianger and Vauthry are literally the only characters who sound better in English.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Estinien, Ardbert and Emet sound better. Though Emet is up for debate.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Emet sounds like Moss from The IT crowd, I hate it and I absolutely cannot take him seriously.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I kind of hear it.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The work outting episode with the ancient buddies trio of Azem, Emet and Hyth would be perfect.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That only makes it better. You are a tasteless moron if you cannot see that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >playing with english granny voices for feo ul and alisaie

      couldn't be me. Meanwhile, JP gets based Char Aznable voicing characters.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because you will keep eating this shit up anyway. Because you all like shit games. Improving them will only make them less popular. Nobody plays wow or xiv because they're good, because they're not

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the fricking delubrum step on the shb relic grind is making me mega miserable
    also fricks sake yoshit piss can you just make it so we get 100% memory drops from the fricking bozja fates instead of random mob chances, i'm fricking sick of blue mage dumping all over fates in heavensward

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm it's almost like FFXIV subs and engagement are at all time lows due to a lack luster expansionsm release and content patches which have led to major streamers to burn out.

    Sound familiar?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a shit about streamers?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >major streamers

        Zeplasisters...she's never coming back...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the woman that wears the ears? She's fricking moronic. She gets upset about her country being all war hungry and decides to move to Ukraine of all places?

          ???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >FFXIV subs and engagement are at all time lows
      Source?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >major streamers

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ultimate glowsticks look like shit. TEA might be the ugliest. TOP looks like they paid a mexican to rip particles off TF2 unusuals. UCOB and DSR both have awful models and disgusting shads of yellow. UWU might be the least offensive but it's forever tainted by <<The Ultimate Legend>> seeker catgirl ft. Hempen Camise from your local idling spot/novice network, and even still over half of them end up looking like fluorescent tube lights ripped out of a highschool/dogfight arena in the balkans.
    I'm starting to think there's no such thing as being glowpilled.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      99% of glowshit is garbage. There are very few times where it works, mostly only with subtle glyphs. The best magical weapons are the ones that look ornate and beautiful and mystical without needing to have an LED lightshow.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1.0:
    Step 1: Grind 25,000 GC seals
    Step 2: Obtain seals from hamlet defense
    Step 3: Craft ilvl 55 weapons and Double meld materia
    Step 4: Kill open world beastman boss for broken weapon
    Step 5: Get rare materials from endgame dungeon chests.
    Step 6: Gather 990 beast coins
    Step 7: Complete R45 Behest
    Step 8: Perfect run of Caravan Defense
    Step 9: Spiritbond weapon
    Step 10: Endgame Faction Levequest
    Step 11: Defeat Garuda and Ifrit Extreme

    2.0:
    Step 1: Do quest for timeworn relic
    Step 2: craft ilvl55 weapon and double meld
    Step 3: Defeat Chimera
    Step 4: Complete Amdapor Keep
    Step 5: Kill beastmen
    Step 6: Kill Hydra
    Step 7: Kill Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan (hard)
    Step 8: Buy quenching oil (tomes)
    Step 9: Buy mist (tomes)
    Step 10: Do FATES for atma
    Step 11: Kill overworld mobs, dungeons, FATES, leves AND spend tomes for books
    Step 12: Spend tomes for ink, do roulettes to earn treasure maps for alexandrite and use alexandrite to fuse materia
    Step 13: Light farm
    Step 14: Do every level 50 dungeon, spend 80,000 GC seals, tomes, 400,000 gil, craft "perfect" items using materials from desynth
    Step 15: Light farm

    3.0:
    Step 1: FATES
    Step 2: Do every heavensward dungeon (at the time)
    Step 3: Spend beast tribe currency, tomes, raid drops, and/or gc/hunt seals for materials
    Step 4: Buy oil (tomes)
    Step 5: Buy umbrite (tomes) and crystal sand (many options)
    Step 6: Do roulette and/or spend tomes for clusters
    Step 7: Do 3 dungeons, spend tomes, and grind light
    Step 8: Kill every Hard primal

    4.0:
    Steps 1-12: Do Eureka
    Step 13: Do Baldesian Arsenal

    5.0:
    Step 1: Spend tomes
    Step 2: Do Bozja OR FATES.
    Step 3: Do Bozja OR dungeons
    Step 4: Do Bozja OR CT (this is why you always get CT)
    Step 5: Do Bozja OR FATES
    Step 6: Do DR OR POTD
    Step 7: Do Zadnor OR Raids
    Step 8: Do Zadnor OR DR OR any lv 70 dungeon OR HoH

    6.0:
    Step 1: Spend tomes
    Step 2: Spend tomes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >relic is tied to hildebrand
      >everything about the relic is a joke
      ahaha...you sly dogs!
      I see what you did there!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but le hecking funnerino redditbrand XD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This really burns me up inside. Eureka and Bozja were really fun. The devs must be suicidal if they aren't willing to give us similar content in 6.0.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        BOZJA WAS DOG SHIT. BURN YOUR INSIDES TIL YOU DIE.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and people do literally NOTHING but complain about old relic farming because it's ass to do, especially with shit like DR runs or farming fricking aurum vale 50 times

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still never actually done any relic farming
      Is it as bad as people say? It honestly seems kinda fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        arr is waiting for a specific fate to kill, asking people if it's up on other worlds, and then getting mad when someone killed it before you got there
        then you get to farm sub-50 dungeons for several hours
        not to mention when you see "light farm" that's going to be another round of pulling teeth or the absolute pinnacle of content to these braindead Black folk, just live in eureka 24/7

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >arr is waiting for a specific fate to kill, asking people if it's up on other worlds, and then getting mad when someone killed it before you got there
          I don't remember this being the case when I farmed ARR relics. There's a thing you do have to do where you farm FATEs, but it's not specific ones and the reward is completely random and uncontrollable anyway. Plus, if you are endgame regardless you can solo all ARR FATEs anyway.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the zodiac brave books each ask you to do 3 specific fates for each of the 9 books

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Does it? It must've not been that big a deal cause I could've sworn it was random. IMHO the worst part about ARR relics is that the final stages kinda look like shit, and I farmed the DRG one for Gae Bolg only to have the final stage be, not Gae Bolg, lmfao.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Longinus Zeta is awesome, what are you on about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you enjoy farming, it's fun. you need disposable gil too. if you are a longtime player it's a good memory lane activity.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no Julyan in SB or EW
    where is she bros

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why the long face estinien?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Endwalker patches bad. Streamer said so.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WHOA WHAT DID STREAMER MAN AND WOMAN SAY?
      >NEED TO HAVE MY OPINION TOLD TO ME!
      why are they like this?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BROS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit gz

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >XVI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive, very nice. Now let's see your Lancetfish

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lancet, Cinder and Stethacanthus are fricking disgusting fish when you look at them statistically. Even Ruby Dragon eventually amounts to a 1/50 chance to catch, Cinder itself is well under 1/100

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You have to keep in mind though that the statistics you see on Teamcraft aren't datamined, they're crowdsourced. So when it says Stetha is a 1% mooch chance or whatever and Pearl Eyes is 96%, that also includes all the times people mooched when Stetha wasn't even up or they didn't have intuition.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            don't they take that into account? Also considering my pile of 230 pearl eyes before I saw my first Sculptor, I'd definitely say Stethacanthus is up there

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >don't they take that into account?
              How would it? It would have to give you the conditional chances of catching the fish depending on whether you have the buff or not.
              As it is right now it just gives you a flat rate based on what people have caught there who have whatever data gathering plugin they use. It's not like if I go there right now I have a 0.7% chance to get one off of any mooch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh this? it took me like 3 windows and I got it on the first !!! bite of the first intuition window I got. I also got cinder on my first ever huge bite too lol.

        the only fish I have left is hendous grandis FRICK THAT FRICKING TURTLE

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Think about it from the perspective of some inhuman suit who doesn't give a shit about anything except "Green number go up". If your IP is has cultivated a diehard fanbase of dedicated paypigs with bottomless wallets and no discern for quality content, why would you reinvest back into the IP?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >variant/criterion dungeons are dead
    >island sanctuary is pointless
    >pvp is pointless
    content doko?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have genuinely not seen this tab have ANYTHING in it since the content dropped

      Meanwhile I go into Eureka and Bozja and people are still in there engaging with the content
      People still do Savage/Ultimates and the page is FILLED
      Hunts are still active
      PVP is always alive
      Bros, why is criterion even a thing?

      They should have just nuked Island Shituary and Criterion and brought in a new exploratory zone FFS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They caved to the morons who were asking for 4 man content. Everyone and their mother knew that 4 man content would just be a hallway dungeon. I’m glad this shit failed so they can abandon it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We're getting two more this expac. Hopefully they learned their lesson from Sil'dih and will add actual rewards to them so they don't die immediately.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >new rewards
            2 extra types of confetti and a minion.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just give it a few years and they get around to fixing it like they "fixed" pvp

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't tell if EWbabs or barry tier shitposters but the 5.0-5.4 content drought was real, especially in 5.2 when Shiva completely whoopped PF's ass and most people were threatening to stop playing for good
    I also miss Bozja but we do literally have more shit now than we did back then ESPECIALLY for 5.2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's a pretty large portion of shitskins on Ganker who worship streamers and thus jumped onto the game with the asmon influx, and those are now the people parroting GAME DED EW BAD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what a bizarre strawman. it seems like you're thinking about streamers more than anyone else in this thread, do you watch them while you afk in your epic island sanctuary or something?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Touched a nerve, Garcia?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >people are talking about X
            >start shitting your pants because streamers also talk about X
            >information you could only learn by watching said streamers
            >or interacting with their fans, in which case why are you doing that you dumb c**t?
            hey slugger, your sub's about to run out. better go renew!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >streamersaid streamersaid streamersaid
              Post hand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a bigger content drought happening in EW don’t delude yourself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is objectively not.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          where is the content?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            in 5.35, ShB had 1 extra Extreme trial, Southern Front, Castrum
            EW has Variant, Criterion and Savage Criterion, 2 more Unreals, 1 more Ultimate, 1 more Deep Dungeon, a new PvP gamemode that's way more popular than the Feast and the island

            >inb4 B-BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE-
            Cope.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >criterion dungeons are dead
              >island sanctuary (right click simulator) is useless and not content
              >pvp is pointless because they haven’t added jack shit to the stuff to buy with trophies apart from recolored job gear and recolored HW sets
              >ultimates, this is expected and a guarantee
              >unreal, this is expected and a guarantee also no point in doing it because rewards suck
              >deep dungeon which is a reskinned HoH with shit rewards and nothing new. If you did PoTD you’ve done EO
              where is the content?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >B-BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE-

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                content wa doko?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >island and unreal rewards suck
                are you fricking dumb
                >deep dungeon is reskinned hoh
                you are fricking dumb nevermind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >island sanctuary (right click simulator) is useless and not content
                research before shitposting, the only things i can think of right clicking are presets for the workshop and assigning collections, also the rewards are pretty much infinite hi-cordials for gathering and all the dyes that still sell very often and for a lot of money

                >unreal, this is expected and a guarantee also no point in doing it because rewards suck
                10 mil every 2 months for less than 2 hours worth of total engagement sucks to you??

                rest of it is just pure cope, criterions are dead I'll give you that but so is castrum even with echo buffs, pvp can still be fun and you can always exchange trophy crystals for wolf marks which turn into ventures, repair dark matter etc, EO is not remotely similar to HOH especially for solo gameplay, it's a lot more mechanics-based rather than just ass-rending mobs that double auto... pls research your shitposts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >not right click simulator
                >when you literally right click to get the island mats, feed, and farm
                >the only reason you want to do it is for gil which is completely pointless
                where is the content Mr. WoWfugee man?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What would you say is not "pointless"?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >gil is completely pointless
                I hear this bullshit but I don't ever see anyone back it up. You spend gil to save time on tedium. Why farm fifty trillion chondrite ingots when you can buy a stack of 99 HQs? Why waste time waiting around for legendary nodes when a new patch trial weapon set drops when you can just buy out whatever's on sale instantly and make up for it with ridiculous prices? Where do you get your pentameld materia from? Do you actually craft submarine repair mats yourself? There's so many gil sinks in this game that I'm thinking the people who complain about it either sit on massive gil piles from 9 years ago blissfully unaware of how much they've spent, or actually have no clue how to spend it on shit so they just pretend it's pointless. There's a reason why for every crafting patch the most important resource to stockpile is gil after all.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Where do you get your pentameld materia from?
                Bro I have done nothing but farm scrip crafts with materials my retainers bring me for months
                Before 6.3 dropped I had 999 of all DoH IX materia and made millions off of it even after pentamelding

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is really dumb because crafting scrips for craft materia is pretty bad time:money ratio
                you could have just sold the mats directly and got more money early tbh

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Being able to BiS meld all my shit without having to interact with the market at all was a pretty pleasurable experience in and of itself.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you actually craft submarine repair mats yourself?
                Yeah, because it's the most convenient way for me to whittle away on those "craft 3000 level 41-50 recipe" achievements.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                but the only thing you make out of crafting is gil
                or if you're a diehard raider or something and need 500 materia day 0

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >pvp is pointless because they haven’t added jack shit to the stuff to buy with trophies apart from recolored job gear and recolored HW sets
                They did add 2 new pvp sets and they're just recolors of LotA and I think BCoB turns 5-9 sets. Lazy but I guess any good set will only be apart of the pvp battle pass from now on

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Pvp battle pass sets are just recolors of old HW era limited pvp sets.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What are you talking about? the lone wolf set and eagle beak set aren't in battle passes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What? No they aren't. There are two battle pass armor sets and they're both brand new.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? That's new.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops, meant for

                Pvp battle pass sets are just recolors of old HW era limited pvp sets.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm assuming you're confusing that for this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, Anon, see

                Whoops, meant for [...]

                I actually have that set, or rather the recolour.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I am legit jealous. I didn't even knew that the feast had such nice awards until near the release of Shadow Bringers but not enough to join a discord and win trade for that shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It was the first and last time I tried to rank in Feast and I'm actually glad I did it since it ended up being absolutely perfect for Reaper glam.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >those pixelated textures
                did they make this back in HW?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks those are pixelated textures

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The DSR weapons are based off of HW models and they don't even look near as pixelated as this shit
                What the frick are they doing?
                Aren't they dropping PS4 support next xpac?
                I hope so

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Aren't they dropping PS4 support next xpac?
                lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's probably because they have a fixed amount of texture memory allocated to weapons and ultimate weapons have to divide a fair bit of that to their effects so the texture on the weapon itself ends up getting eviscerated.

                I was assuming the anon meant that the house was in danger of disappearing
                [...]
                Anon I don't have the gil to maintain the payments for a medium house

                The house only disappears if nobody enters the house at all in within that period.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I stepped back a second and thought about that right before you posted
                They probably have set parameters for weapon textures and they probably nuke the base texture quality to allocate memory for the glow

                And so the glow on the Omega weapons is more memory intensive than the DSR glow..which is easy to see
                I get it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They added 2 sets that are recolors of old sets you can buy with the battle pass currency

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                They're not just recolors, they have modern textures and better dye channels. Some of them (Allagan aiming especially) are really damn good.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >circlets
                i wonder who's fault is this....

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know that armor set is from the Crystal Tower raids originally, right?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The actual WoL helmet was a preorder reward so they cheaped out with a circlet. Same for the Onion Knight set.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                amano

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It blows my fricking mind how they haven't fired the b***h in charge of glamour in the game.
                She's so creatively bankrupt.
                If you look at that shit and tell me OOOH LOOK HOW COOL THAT LOOKS you're coping so hard.
                Look at it.
                It has too much shit going on.
                It doesn't settle on one theme alone, it almost feels like it doesn't know what it wants to be.
                And the fricking head-gear yeah get outta here.
                This is talentless shit and there's about 100 more sets in the game with the same problems as this one.
                Frick.

                The real reason why it's a circlet is because the actual helmet is a CE only item.
                Blame israelites.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You know that armor set is from the Crystal Tower raids originally, right?

                He's right because it's an old set recolored that originally had a circlet

                But yes, all the circlets are Hrothshitters and bunnytards ruining it for everyone else

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                there were more circlets in HW and SB than there are now m8

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It blows my fricking mind how they haven't fired the b***h in charge of glamour in the game.
                She's so creatively bankrupt.
                If you look at that shit and tell me OOOH LOOK HOW COOL THAT LOOKS you're coping so hard.
                Look at it.
                It has too much shit going on.
                It doesn't settle on one theme alone, it almost feels like it doesn't know what it wants to be.
                And the fricking head-gear yeah get outta here.
                This is talentless shit and there's about 100 more sets in the game with the same problems as this one.
                Frick.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Settle down chuddie, you will enjoy the asscapes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you babbling about you moronic secondary?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Continue eating shit, homosexual.
                Choke on it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally the OG WoL gear sans the helm.

                looks cringe, fire the gay moron who draws this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally the OG WoL gear sans the helm.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            at the left there

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ishgardian Restoration did irreparable damage to this game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      explain

      >gil is completely pointless
      I hear this bullshit but I don't ever see anyone back it up. You spend gil to save time on tedium. Why farm fifty trillion chondrite ingots when you can buy a stack of 99 HQs? Why waste time waiting around for legendary nodes when a new patch trial weapon set drops when you can just buy out whatever's on sale instantly and make up for it with ridiculous prices? Where do you get your pentameld materia from? Do you actually craft submarine repair mats yourself? There's so many gil sinks in this game that I'm thinking the people who complain about it either sit on massive gil piles from 9 years ago blissfully unaware of how much they've spent, or actually have no clue how to spend it on shit so they just pretend it's pointless. There's a reason why for every crafting patch the most important resource to stockpile is gil after all.

      agreed
      you can even buy clears idk what these people are smoking

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >explain
        The exp gain rendered all other methods of crafter leveling obsolete and effectively killed levequests. It is now pathetically easy to become an endgame crafter which led to massive devaluation of all markets. Now crafting master book items for profit is functionally pointless outside of the first ~5 days or so because prices plummet and supply vastly outstrips demand because everyone can become an omnicrafter in two weeks tops.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you, but I think it was a conscious decision; there is no more need to use crafting and gathering as a means to pad sub time and get whatever metric they need for a sub renewal from a new player given how much other content the game has. I don't think they want this to be another grind. Again, I agree with you, but I almost remember Yoshi saying something about this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with you, but I think it was a conscious decision; there is no more need to use crafting and gathering as a means to pad sub time and get whatever metric they need for a sub renewal from a new player given how much other content the game has. I don't think they want this to be another grind. Again, I agree with you, but I almost remember Yoshi saying something about this.

          I make more money than my crafter friends by farming Eureka/Bozja and DD
          It seems to easy to be a crafter now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            too*****

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why should anyone care about FF? It's just a shitty cashcow with no continuity. Oh right, and instead of making a new cast of characters each time let's instead keep recycling them nonstop. Lazy as frick

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God imagine just grabbing Alphinaud and pulling him into an alley and just taking him right there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gross

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Call it "Exploratory zone"
    >Have NOTHING to explore and instead you just run around doing fates for 10 hours straight
    Amazing content FFXIVkeks.
    Anyone who thinks Bozja is good needs to be put down like a dog, Eureka was better but only by a slight margin and even then shit gets mind numbingly boring after one or two hours.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bozja should either have had its own leveling system like Eureka, or they should have scrapped skirmishes and just made more CEs. 80% of all time spent in Bozja is just mindless skirmishes and cluster farming. CEs and Duels are fun but duels are too hard for most people and there's way too few of them, while CEs don't happen nearly as often as they should.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's something that makes Bozja fricking suck compared to Eureka
        It's nice to grind to god status in Eureka and to be able to feel it when you get there
        When you have a Physeos weapon and full Elemental +2 armor you feel powerful, you feel like you earned your status and strength

        Something else that makes Eureka better is the sandbox style farming and windows to do so
        Warped Lockboxes, bunnies, NMs with incredibly rare drops....
        Rare drops inside of BA(I guess the Bozja normal mode raids have this to be fair)

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/vg/
    Stay on your containment board.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >join PF for reclears
    >couple with same last names
    >immediately leave
    dodged a bullet bros....

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is the MMO genre really so dead that this game is the best in the genre

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It's over for MMO's.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's a shame, i loved MMOs in the 2000s/2010s. raids and "end game" killed MMOs for me. i kinda still have hope but i just know there will never be a good MMO again

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I need more of that red lala.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ffxiv DJs sound like THAT?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >breasts

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know I really don't see a lot of porn with this guy under the final fantasy tag. what's up with that? I thought this game was popular?

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Viera and Hrothgar players are the biggest cucks in the world.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Square enix takes that money and promptly throws it into the nearest garbage can (flopspoken, ps5-locked ff followup, some nft boomer shit)
    gacha money, which more than doubles xiv net profits goes into those projects more than xiv. A lot of money goes back into xiv for its large onging maintenance costs and future content

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like the patch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sex with Loporrits

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same, an hour of content every 4.5 months is worth $60

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >This dance it's a player emote

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry they'll sell you the namingway noise and that dance in the shop later
        Hope you enjoy the bunny ear emote:)

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Criterion and variant dungeons are going to go the way of levequests and guildhests. Let this be a lesson to never pander to the WoWfugee subhumans that now infested this game last year.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Variants have a cool idea with the multiple routes and puzzle solving.
      It's just that they're all hallways with gated off pulls so it's boring to play through.
      Part of me hopes they'll make the layouts more interesting in the next couple variants but they've been making nothing but hallways for so long now I don't think they can make anything else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Criterion is fun and doing savage with friends was a great time. I do agree that the rewards should've been better, but it is fun 4 man content.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >FFXIV prints money like no other MMO on the planet
    Proof?

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >exploratory content

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Instanced FATEs are way better.
      You get more from them and can do them constantly depending on the group you're running it with.
      Zadnor FATE grind is not bad at all and it levels you up quick from 70 to 80.
      Island sanctuary took this from us.
      I think they should make the Dyable Judge armor easier to get at this point. It's fricking crazy running DRS constantly for just one set.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so. how do you make the fates in the instance work in the overworld?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well obviously it's hard because the areas can be bigger or smaller depending on location. The ruby sea is fricking boring to run fates on for one example.
          Not only that but FATE grinding in the overworld can take a while longer. I was doing it in EW zones for bicolor gemstones and frick that took longer than I would have liked.
          It does not help when there is a content draught either making it less likely to have a functioning group big enough to speedrun them one after the other.
          Running fates solo is fricking time consuming and not do-able most of the time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Get rid of flying and go back to ARR style zones.
          This will never happen.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So make the fates have even more downtime between them to fix it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They're the same shit
        The only difference is in bozja sometimes you get to do a real boss fight or a duel in between your fate grinding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Eurekagays can never get over this so they just don't ever talk about it.
      Literally every "Exploratory zone" ever has just been fatespam and the one that's very slightly something that's not fatespam (CEs) they even got angry at

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Forspoken made more money than ff14 did last quarter

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why should they bother going above the absolute bare minimum for XIV, you shit-eaters will gladly resub and buy the next hot thing off the mogstation anyways.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Never wanted to unsub so much since 3.1
    >Don't want to lose my plot 11 lavender beds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's how they get ya
      Housing is a scam to hold players and their sub money hostage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plot 41 is better :^)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >buying a house
      what server?
      I want that plot
      unsub

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is a comfy little island for a house
      Probably one of the best houses you could get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >been playing since 1.0
      >this is the first time where I didn’t bother renewing my sub
      Doesn’t help that the new MSQ is a fricking snore fest and the lack of shit to do once you finish the tier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget
      you're subbed forever 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unsub and put the money towards an IRL house

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >150 dollars a year vs 1m+ because of chinks
        eeh..

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop playing, but stay subbed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      demo was off for like 2 years
      also housing is actually useless unless you're deep into rp

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >FC is dead
      >Don't want to leave it since I worked so hard on my FC room and spent so much gil on it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just move your furniture and rebuild it? If the FC's dead then it's in danger of disappearing anyway right

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have any fricking inventory space. My retainers and myself are all full since a while back a guy was quitting and he offered to give me all of the furniture in his house. That second bit is some real fear though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Go find the FC leader and see if they'll let you take it over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >If the FC's dead then it's in danger of disappearing anyway right
          No, ownership goes to the highest ranking active member.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I was assuming the anon meant that the house was in danger of disappearing

            Go find the FC leader and see if they'll let you take it over.

            Anon I don't have the gil to maintain the payments for a medium house

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >payments
              Can't they just give it to you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Houses have monthly gil payments anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                where on earth did you hear that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No anon it just a monthly payment of real money

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                where on earth did you hear that

                Really?
                Does it interract differently from stun?
                I swear the silver ones would try to poison me again before leg sweep came off CD

                Sorry I got my neurons crossed wrong on that, for some reason I thought there was monthly gil payments, but yeah it’s just the subscription. My bad.

                Either way, I don’t know if I would feel comfortable asking for that. I may have alot of pride in my FC room, but i’m not exactly the most active player myself. Because of Uni taking up most of my time, I can only occasionally log on. So I just don’t feel like I have the right to take over the FC

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The only monthly payment people are talking about is the subscription you pay with real money, dummy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >payments
              anon houses are a one time purchase

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Houses have monthly gil payments anon

              >Anon I don't have the gil to maintain the payments for a medium house
              what are you talking about

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Houses have monthly gil payments anon

              cute noob

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't housing disabled right now? Either way, if you really must keep the house you can sub one month then unsub the next.
      I think if you math it out you only have to stay subed 5 months out of the year since the demo time is 45 days.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do deep dungeon as melee dps
    >no fun allowed turned up to 11

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people want class identity. that means you can't be good at everything

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It only gets hard in the 70s and then steps down in difficulty a little bit afterwards
        If you're talking about doing it in a party you're a whiny b***h

        t. plays tank

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tank is unironically harder because you do frickall damage so the timer is an actual threat

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nuh uh
          step up lil mhigga
          also what

          tank is unironically harder because you do frickall damage so the timer is an actual threat

          said
          PLD hits like a wet noodle if you're alone and I'd assume WAR is the same

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone plays GNB for DD so lol @ u

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It does more damage sure, but it's still a tank, it has nothing on melee DPS burst and is only safer with mit really
              The scaling isn't like HoH where tanks do fricky damage

              I guess having a silence makes it somewhat easier but it takes so long to kill a mimic with tank DPS that they just cast it again while silence is on CD

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >that they just cast it again while silence is on CD
                Actually, it always happens in 30s intervals so it only casts it again just as Silence comes off CD.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Really?
                Does it interract differently from stun?
                I swear the silver ones would try to poison me again before leg sweep came off CD

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Generally speaking most mobs seem to wind up a telegraphed move immediately or shortly after a stun, so it might have some fricky interaction with mimics too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tank is garbage for EO because you'll get 1 shot no matter what if you frick up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >you'll get 1 shot no matter what if you frick up
            That's factually not true, there's a lot of shit that tanks can survive that other jobs can't. Hell, even on 21-30 there's a lot of shit that jobs like RPR can survive (especially with Crest) that will instantly kill weaker jobs.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              never been past 30 have you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                telegraphed aoes start hitting for 250k in the 40s. in the case of sasquatches, from 2 rooms over

                and in the 70s they stop getting telegraphed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Dif Anon but starting in the 30s I think? you nearly can be one shot by stuff and in the 40s the one shot mechanics start happening
              Try eating the cleave from the Ortho sword guy with 4 swords
              Try getting minid and living

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It only gets hard in the 70s and then steps down in difficulty a little bit afterwards
      If you're talking about doing it in a party you're a whiny b***h

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >high phys defense for autos
      >stun
      >second wind, bloodbath, arm's length AND your job specific defense/sustain abilities
      >consistently high damage even without burst phases
      Stop being a b***h.

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when’s the next live letter that’ll likely be the make it or break it as to whether I’ll remain unsubbed until 7.0

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just unsub now you whiny diaper b***h

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just couldn't resist throwing in your diaper fetish huh?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think I want to do EO as a black mage, just because it's one of my mains and it feels like I'd get to be nonstop burst, since you can umbral ice between each enemy.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do i have to run all the way from the crystarium to eulmore and back every time i want to get some more scrip materials

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What scrip materials? Isn't there a scrip vendor near the Mean?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        New relic shit requires white scrips but there's no collectable vendor in the Crystarium, only a Scrip Exchange

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    someone post laladola

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh and of course the second 16 launches (console only teehee) they're right back to work on #17
    good
    14's only usage is as a mainline game until actual mainline stops being shit

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alphibro.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All you had to do was make another eureka to tide people over but nooooo. Burn sub money in hell you neo kojima.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      eureka was the second worst content this game has ever seen and only after a dozen waves of nerfs did it even become tolerable (barely)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was fun when I did it. One of the rare moments where your forced to interact with people.

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to pretend that's a boy, and you can't stop me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But Alphinaud IS a boy...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >both are girls
        still based
        >both boys
        alisaie is cringe
        >normal
        based alphinaud cringe alisaie.

        interesting dynamics being twins.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The PVP sets being just reskins of old glamour with updated textures is the most disgusting shit to me. Those should've just been baseline updates because who the frick wouldn't want better textures

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There are actual new PvP sets anon you dumb-dumb

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So play some PVP, anon. It's fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They have different dye patterns. You can see the same shit with the Bonewicca and Manusya sets, most notably the caster one where the weird arm-capes everyone loves are the dyeable part of one version and the body piece itself is the dyeable part of the other.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they get to cop out with 1 new piece of gear in the battle pass and act like it's amazing when we'd get multiple new sets from the vendors before

      gear recycling is always going to be a thing but nearly every new set is recycled and it started getting really bad in ShB

      something else that bothers me is them not going back and adding weapons to old fights for new jobs
      new job weapon glamours fricking suck
      imagine a mooogle or nidhogg RPR weapon
      imagine SGE weapons from hades or shinryu
      imagine a TEA RPR weapon or UCoB GNB weapon or a DNC weapon from UWU

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      THEY'RE BUSY WORKING ON THE NEW EXPANSION CHUD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        And FF16.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          DMC mixed with DD looking ass

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I kind of like it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it looks great, shame it's not out for well over a year or two

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with pvp shit being just updated reskins of old shit but they could at least do stuff differently like either of gear people want or different role items onto different ones. Who the frick ever wanted crystal tower shit instead of something better like subligar gear for healers or tank gear for ranged?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/aitaikimochi/status/1635819787208257536
    damn bruh this shit bussin fr on god

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not expecting to clear EO first try on WAR because holy shit this timer is getting aggressive, but it's been a great job to learn with.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bozja was dogshit and so was ff 12. you stupid trannies.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sub money goes into stupid promotional shit like that Puma deal
    >no content gets added to the game apart from an hour hildebrand quest after 4.5 months of waiting for shit to do
    >XIV cultists foam at the mouth to defend it nonetheless
    Glad I played this game when it was decent before it became infested with these second life freaks and yoshit piss cultists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who is defending it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me nostalgic for Versus XIII.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me about your FC anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its a group of 'friends'. we're all just actually friends with one dude

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a solo FC now and I'm making bank off the subs every else helped to make.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >been playing with them non-stop since we met and formed an FC back in 2.1 while doing FATE train leveling in northern thanalaan
      >one by one they began to unsub starting last April
      Usually they all unsub at the end of an expansion, this is the first time where all my friends quit before the halfway mark.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My FC is a little dead right now but people pop on occasionally. Its super chill and I won the lucky mount from the FC chest last week. It is drama free and whenever people are on they are super helpful. When I get there two of them are going to help me with BA.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was in a /xivg/ FC for a couple of years and it was cozy but I split off recently to do subs
      Kinda miss it, kinda don't

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a solo FC now and I'm making bank off the subs every else helped to make.

        >subs
        Subscriptions?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Subway, eat fresh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Submissives, I play a Rava with a harem of boys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Subsidiaries. I have stocks in some Balmung brothel. It's like retainer ventures but you actually make good money.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          subway. I'm a bit of a malera fogle myself

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          there's a bit of secret FC only content where you can build ships and send them out on retainer-venture-esque missions for loot, makes fat cash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We used to play nearly every day back in SB but now people barely log or only sub during patches or raid log

      Practically dead otherwise
      It's usually only me or 1-2 people logged in sometimes now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No idea. I joined it solely so that I'd stop getting annoying invite spam. Sometimes someone takes out a submarine (whatever those are) and they have actions up most of the time, that's about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only person other than me that's still active doesn't talk to me at all and we've known each other for over half a decade.
      We had half a static in this fc and we were supposed to resume our casual savage slog after Christmas/New Years holidays. They never returned, even with the patches.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >even with the patches.
        kind of hard to return to a game when the patches have been HW levels of L after L.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I know. Everyday I question why I still log in even.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's very large and most of the people never talk or interact with anyone, then there's a group of ~50-60 people that are all pretty active, then a core group of about ~15 people in the middle that are very good friends. There's a decent influx of social newbies coming in to keep things fresh, usually 2-3 every couple of patches. Then there's at least 1-2 schizo meltdowns every expac as well which is fun.
      Even though the core group of leaders tend to have a bit of a "sekrit club" vibe to them, they're still pretty nice and very willing to help anyone do content as long as they're not a c**t

      Overall I like it and definitely wouldn't be playing the game anymore without it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Reading this reminded me of my first FC in which there was massive drama when the Leader's fiance, who was also in the FC, cheated on her with another FC member IRL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I gave officer status to the most active and helpful members, 2 of which are female. Months later, rhe two women decided to make a decision on using our cash on a plot of land with 0 discussion of other officers while I was asleep. I call them out, they both leave. Hours pass and almost all of the Static leaves. I find out why from my best friend showing DMs stating I gaslit and abused these two mentally with 0 proof.

      Never give women positions of power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sure.

      >join an fc
      >it's a tightly-knit collection of dudes
      >leader gets outed for doing erp and regularly hooking up with girls in the guilds
      >the girls are all married and their husbands find out
      >guild drama ensues
      >everyone gquits
      >leader hands me leadership and transfers off the server to another dc entirely
      >suddenly inherit the fc mansion
      >all of the crafting tables
      >an entire vault full of hundreds of millions of gil

      Neat, I guess, but I was really hopeful because I felt like I just started making friends when this shit happened. Feels bad.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the end, World of Warcraft won. You troon cultists have 0 content, your game is dead and already in maintenance mode while your sub money goes to fricking designer clothes 99% of the player base doesn't even wear.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >current cope is FFXVI
      >next cope will be the graphics overhaul
      >third cope will be devs are burned out and need a hackerino breakerino
      ziv cultists will never learn

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can I join in on bait posting too?
    I was talking about the game but people can't help but reply

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at? i'm not even talking about making a mountain out of a molehill. there's not even a molehill. its like Todd pointing at an empty field and telling you you should climb it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at? i'm not even talking about making a mountain out of a molehill. there's not even a molehill. its like Todd pointing at an empty field and telling you you should climb it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i know right. he does it in under a minute too. of course he thinks this is some ebin pwnage but its just incontrovertible proof i have free real estate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      idk I think people just want attention or are bored
      also
      did you know
      >best protomander is a lalafell onion knight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at?

      This is true for the majority of people online, doubly so for Ganker posters, and tripley so for XIV players. At least WoWgays have actual reasons to be upset.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The main reason being they're playing fricking WoW

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, like, I can see why people are underwhelmed with the state of the game right now, and I honestly dont disagree. But all that means is that I just do something else with my time while waiting for 7.0. Whereas if I had the misfortune to be addicted to WoW, then maybe I would have an actual excuse for a meltie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't understand why people get mad about the thing yoshi said about just fricking off from the game if you're bored.
            That seems like the correct and healthy thing to do if you aren't having fun with a game, so why not do it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              because subhuman wow players can't fathom the idea of not having to play a game like their entire family will die if they unsub

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Frick off for half a year
              >Feel like playing Final Fantasy XIV
              >Come back for the new patch
              >Everything is a disappointment
              >Frick off again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker, why do you see it with Ultimates?
              You know why.
              [...]
              Because MMO fans don't play other videogames, they don't read books, they don't watch movies, they have no hobbies outside of grinding MMOs. So when their MMO isn't designed to be played for 6 hours a day every single day, they have nothing to do.

              I mean, right now I just log on once or twice a week to grind PvP rewards and maybe idle in Balmung if I'm especially bored. Until we get some Fanfest info, I'll just spend my time with some other hobby.

              Like painting BattleTech minis. Very fun, would reccomend.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you ever get the feeling that these people are making up situations and individuals to get angry at? i'm not even talking about making a mountain out of a molehill. there's not even a molehill. its like Todd pointing at an empty field and telling you you should climb it

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BUSSY

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Au Ra
    men and women

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Elezen master race, catgirls need not reply

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"when combined with an empty stocking, can be used as a makeshift weapon
        There are some real gems hidden in the tooltip descriptions.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >immediately goes back to b***h face after the emote is over
          that's my Fordola

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Back in post SB I wrote fanfic about my WoL visiting Fordola in her cell every day to help her with the echo, and they fall in love.
          You have no idea how embarrassed I am about that, but I wanted to get it off my chest.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder what possesses people to do this since she's an incredibly flat 2 dimensional and poorly written character. There's a very passionate obsessive fanbase for her even though she's the equivalent of someone like that random inspector from ARR that turned out to be a heretic whose name I can't even remember. She's a random shitty throwaway villain with a half-assed redemption arc that occurs almost entirely offscreen, I don't get why there's so much obsession with her.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She has breasts and not a completely terrible face. That's all it takes for some people.
              Bonus points for being a tomboy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >She has breasts and not a completely terrible face. That's all it takes for some people.
                Yeah I was thinking that. She's proof positive that if you ever feel like you've written a bad character but don't feel like rewriting them, you can just make them a somewhat attractive character and you'll have at least a few pathetic waifugays simping for her.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              this but with aymeric, alisaie, graha tia, thancred, andddddd zenos.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're right but please remove Zenos from that list.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                another troony detected!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your forced meme will never take off

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                is this seamonkey okay

                trannies seething!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Coomers are far more likely to be trans than manly friendship enjoyers.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of those characters besides Alisaie have devoted waifugays though and for male characters I know it's just because women have no standards beyond "is physically attractive"

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              She has breasts and not a completely terrible face. That's all it takes for some people.
              Bonus points for being a tomboy.

              >She has breasts and not a completely terrible face. That's all it takes for some people.
              Yeah I was thinking that. She's proof positive that if you ever feel like you've written a bad character but don't feel like rewriting them, you can just make them a somewhat attractive character and you'll have at least a few pathetic waifugays simping for her.

              It's because she's an unapologetic c**t that would be amazing to hatefrick, imagine the furious leglocking Highlander sex

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean I get that, but she has a lot of people that don't just want to pump & dump hatefrick her, they unironically waifu her which is just bizarre to me. She's not even super hot like some boring flat waifus people have on this board.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Musclegirl fetishists who think they can fix her.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                they're just delusional, like people who idolize and idealize yanderes, a b***h like her would never be good as a gf

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, we literally see her change for the better through the power of understanding, oral sex, and threat of execution in that order.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ?
                She's shown to still be a c**t even in ShB, maybe there's stuff in EW that shows different but I haven't finished it yet

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that she needed to literally live through the same suffering as the WOL to realize that maybe making other people suffer for no reason is bad, and then STILL needs the threat of execution to be kept in line is a good reason why she would be a shit gf, and is a shit person in general

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            post it on AO3.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I do still have it but there's no way I'm posting it.

              That's cute anon. Sorry you got cucked by Wheels.

              Thanks anon. I know Yoshi said you could ship your WoL with anyone in your head but I guess us Fordolagays get to eat shit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's cute anon. Sorry you got cucked by Wheels.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Duskwight women

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought your gif said c**t for a moment and it was just as fitting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >still barely any relevant duskwight or moonie girls
        It's pain, but duskwights enjoyers have it even worse. I can't even name a single dusk npc aside from that guy who was holding Gaius hostage.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Duskwights are subhumans and canonically hated by superior Wildwoods

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Several thousand tickets remain available
      kek
      the israelites intentionally only lotteried half of the total tickets, per the event organizers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Am I reading this right? The LVCC will be able to host 15k people at the areas SE got? Jesus Christ. At $200 a ticket, that's $3M in sales for just one event.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes but LVCC's capacity is literally over ten times that.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love my wife Fordola

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her healer role arc was shit. gets carried hard by raubahn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes the healer role quest in EW was dogshit
        a shame because it was the best one in ShB

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          everytime they revisit sb arcs its just trash. mhiggers and garleBlack folk bad news. if they revisit yotsuyuu im gonna cringe hard.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lost 10 alkahests' worth of mats to lag today
    Fix your goddamn shit fricking netcode yoshi you stupid fricking Black person. Make macros serverside you goddamn moronic homosexual c**t.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally no behavior more Black personish than
    >OH NO X CONTENT DOESN'T COUNT NOW
    Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker, why do you see it with Ultimates?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker, why do you see it with Ultimates?
      You know why.

      I really don't understand why people get mad about the thing yoshi said about just fricking off from the game if you're bored.
      That seems like the correct and healthy thing to do if you aren't having fun with a game, so why not do it?

      Because MMO fans don't play other videogames, they don't read books, they don't watch movies, they have no hobbies outside of grinding MMOs. So when their MMO isn't designed to be played for 6 hours a day every single day, they have nothing to do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker,
      what are you talking about raidBlack folk are the first people to whine about it not being "the real game" if you bring up literally anything that's not raiding
      hunt farming, big fish, chocobo racing, verminion, tribes, mahjong, tt, the various gate titles, if you're an extra kind of sperg than crafting/gathering titles
      there's so much shit in this game that's not raiding and yet it's the only thing these morons can talk about

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is literally no behavior more Black personish than
        >OH NO X CONTENT DOESN'T COUNT NOW
        Like you never see this behavior with High Roller or Thrillseeker, why do you see it with Ultimates?

        oh and pvp too, that's half-decent now as well

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's great.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see any raiders complaining about that content at all. In fact the only people I see complaining about content that isn't a complete dud like vermillion or criterion dungeons are casual whiners complaining about ultimates existing in spite of the fact that ultimates have the objective highest player time engagement to effort required to create ratio of any kind of content in the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't see any raiders complaining about that content at all.
          then you don't come to these threads often
          pretty much any time any content besides savages or ultimates get talked about it's complained for "not being relevant content"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >then you don't come to these threads often
            I'm in basically every one of them that's open when I'm on, which is a lot. I dont' really see it ever unless it's people complaining about content that was obviously extremely lazy like criterion dungeons or vermillion or something unfinished like bozja was.
            >pretty much any time any content besides savages or ultimates get talked about it's complained for "not being relevant content"
            No, people bring up the fact that ultimates are the only content that stays relevant long term, with savages being in a distant second place, because those take the players that engage with them the longest to get through. Meanwhile other content is done once within a week or two and never touched again outside of redoing it for a weekly lockout a few times, though most casual players don't run repeat content for as long as they spend progressing savage or ultimate raids.
            People don't say that content should be removed, because it's what most of the playerbase does. They just (correctly) point out that savage and ultimate raids have a higher ratio of total player time spent on them in relation to the amount of effort they take to create. They also have a good reward scheme which a lot of casual content often lacks, especially lately when they've been very lazy with rewards for casual content.
            Also something "not being relevant" does not mean "the content should never have existed at all," it's simply pointing out that it's been aged out of relevance since it doesn't have any rewards to incentivise people to return to it like extreme mounts or savage glamours/mounts or something like that.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Ultiamtes were explicitly stated to be lazy reskins for hard fights after they nerfed raiding from alexander pushing in everyone's shit
              >But the newly created unique dungeons and forays are lazy, somehow
              ok
              they have, rather smartly, made ultimates less of a lazy rehash, but to pretend that they're where the "effort" in the game goes into is bizarre
              I also think using the metric of "length" when it's just hard is pretty fricking moronic when savages/ultimates are actually run a lot less than almost all other content in the game, it's just it takes 8 morons grinding themselves against a wall for months to clear it
              not to mention that the 'rewards' for an ultimate are all literal laughing stock tier that you only ever see in limsa afkers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>But the newly created unique dungeons and forays are lazy, somehow
                I didn't say they were you stupid moronic Black person, learn how to read.
                >they have, rather smartly, made ultimates less of a lazy rehash, but to pretend that they're where the "effort" in the game goes into is bizarre
                I didn't say that either, moronic Black person, learn how to read.
                >I also think using the metric of "length" when it's just hard is pretty fricking moronic
                Not really, you b***hed about people saying old content is no longer relevant, it stays relevant by either being difficult to clear and requiring a lot of prog time, or having good rewards attached to grinding it to incentivize players to continue running it after clearing it once or twice. Extremes are a good example of this, people are always willing to run old extreme content even though it takes a day to clear the first time, because it has a mount attached to it. Same with deep dungeons and Eureka, people are willing to revisit those because they have valuable rewards attached to them that you can't get elsewhere, and they have a large time investment required to complete them as well. Meanwhile there is literally zero reason to run Criterion dungeons after clearing them once if you don't have a house.
                >not to mention that the 'rewards' for an ultimate are all literal laughing stock tier that you only ever see in limsa afkers
                Projection

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, the weapons are trash

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of them are but some of them look good. It does depend heavily on the fight but generally every job has at least one ultimate weapon that looks good.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Make a fight take 5 months of ddr practice to clear
          >This is good because...?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because the point of the fight is to be difficult? What kind of fricking question is that, moron?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have literally never someone say
        >dude thrillseeker doesn't count now because they made it easier with world visit
        Yet you CONSTANTLY see
        >dude UWU doesn't count now because they made it easier with potency creep

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is he so fricking big wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      superior genetics

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Raidchad physique.

        also the samurai sword golf bag is hilarious and i hope it doesn't go away

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The samurai golf bag is in fact used in a fight against him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the golf bag is meant to charge his katanas with aether since he cannot channel aether because he's a garlean and all of that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Actual lore behind it: Zenos is an enormous katana-loving weeaboo but Garleans can't naturally channel aether so his golf bag effectively does the same thing that MCH's lunchbox does and charges his katanas while they're sheathed so he can do weeaboo fightan magic. With the advantage of the Garlean third eye this basically gives him enormous hax because he has all the advantages of both the most well-trained Hingan Samurai and superhuman spacial awareness characteristic of pureblood Garleans.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember any of this shit.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ok skipgay, nobody asked

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of that shit is told to you ingame.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did you try talking to any of the optional NPCs during Stormblood MSQ?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                None of them tell you about his golf bag.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Proof?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                how do you expect me to prove that? post the entire stormblood script?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did you try talking to any of the optional NPCs during Stormblood MSQ?

                None of them tell you about his golf bag.

                [...]
                He's right. That lore is never explained in Stormblood. It was told during a lore panel.

                Personally I always assumed the golf bag does what it does from visual cues plus the preestablished knowledge that Garleans cannot use aether.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Then you are more intelligent than 80% of the players in this game because you are able to understand something that's relatively clear if you think about it for a bit. Good job anon, proud of you.
                *smooches your forehead in a not-gay way*

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks anon *blushes masculinely*

                Yeah, it's pretty easy to infer. I assumed exactly that from the moment they first showed him during the SB fanfests.

                It's extra cool when you keep in mind the whole 'drawing the katana is the strongest move' anime trope.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's pretty easy to infer. I assumed exactly that from the moment they first showed him during the SB fanfests.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Proof?

                He's right. That lore is never explained in Stormblood. It was told during a lore panel.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And that is why you fail.

                It's been 6 years, man.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Cirina is so cute bros

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              And that is why you fail.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Raidchad physique.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God, imagine.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For you.

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BlackRock financed Forspoken.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please consider being less brown in the future.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ever wanted to sleep in a tiny room with a giant SB Zenos painted on the wall?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me that's a love hotel and I can frick some overweight fujo in there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a capsule hotel in Kyoto. Do they allow sex? That seems like it could lead to problems.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many runs of DRS would it take to get 1(one) full set of dyable Law's Order gear?

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw savage delubrum reginae is the best savage in the game
    >there's more gays doing UwU than it and probably other Ultimates too
    >you can even casually grind out all those bozja buffs while leveling jobs to make it easier

    I can't even imagine being part of the frickwit group who miss out on both Baldesion Arsenal AND Delubrum Reginae savage. Imagine never knowing the joys of playing WAR as a true DPS in Arsenal or the supreme victory of no deathing trinity avowed.

    Hell, doing meme shit in Bozja normal raids like tanking as a DRG while the tanks all play grabass with DPS pots is fun too.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does Rielle want to frick Sidurgu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does Sidurgu want to frick Riel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          he mus stay a virgin for the drk powers to work

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I said " does Sid want to", not will he

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does Sidurgu want to frick Riel

      STOP

  94. 1 year ago
    sage

    >gay OP
    nope. not my xiv thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sage
      >a thread at 470 replies
      ???

      • 1 year ago
        sage

        Yes and?

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is fanfest actually fun, or is it just fat smelly people in bad cosplay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're in fricking Vegas

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Vegas is fun if you keep your standards in check, or just really enjoy trashy tourist shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Does wanting to frick a chubby Yshtola cosplayer count as trashy tourist shit?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, but is the rest of the show worth the price of entry is the question.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Whoops, didn't mean to respond to myself.

            Does wanting to frick a chubby Yshtola cosplayer count as trashy tourist shit?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nothing wrong with helping the locale economy you dumb Black person.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      troony poster detected!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        another troony detected!

        is this seamonkey okay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

      troony poster detected!

      Butthurt coomer detected.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's been a concerning lack of FF2 references in Stormblood

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will mark out if we get an overt FF2 reference in the final Pandemonium series of raids. Dunno what it would possibly be though unless Varis' force ghost comes back as emperor of hell or something insane like that.

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am rock hard
    Give me a race and a clan, NOW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      miqo'te
      keeper of the moon
      female

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >poop nose

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          poopnose is CUTE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        smoochnose

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Veena Viera

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Elezen, Wildwood.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have 5 Orthos clears and have 3 crab horns what the frick do I do now? No I'm not going to solo it, that shit takes 10 hours and my connection is questionable sometimes.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >missed a FFXIV thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Another one will follow shortly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll get frustrated and make one with less femboy porn and more Y'shtola porn if it doesn't.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your ugly waifu coild be removed from the game entirely and nothing would change she is that useless.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I would think you'd mention her getting attacked by Zenos and sitting out all of Stormblood if you wanted to try to attack waifu credibility.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It is implied. She is so bland and such a norhing character Urianger had to step in and Venat didnt even know what to say about her.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nice projection.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your waifu has less personality and use than Limsa idle npcs.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God how do I stop myself from resubbing and fantasiaing to a Miqo'te so I can get dicked down by a futa choco bunny fuuuuuuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just fap to the idea of it dude, it's better than it'll actually be if you return.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the same..

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You need to have another guy fapping at the same time to make it work? That's just gay.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And what of it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >face 4 moonie
      based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        my miqo'te is a seeker that's just a drawing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know I was talking about the drawing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How did you know?!

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