Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth - Wasting your time once again

They learned nothing. Every environment goes for about 10 minutes too long and every battle is 3x as long as it should be.
Not to mention it's a pace killer.
"Oh shit, something is fixing to happen!?!?!"
"Cloud, go shut off a valve for 45 seconds."

God damn man, limitations really did help games.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Our father Barry
      >Hallowed be thy name
      >Thy floppeth come
      >Thy will be done on console as on PC
      >Give us today our daily ammo
      >Forgive us our words against you
      >As we knew not what SE had wrought
      >Lead us not into shills' temptations
      >And deliver us from Rebirth
      Amen.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. This video game has video game stuff in it.

    How awful. Have you tried the last of us?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TLOU has more gameplay and less cutscenes. What point did you think you were making.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TLOU is also an action game where this is an RPG.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does that have to do with turning FFVII into a turning off valve simulator every time the game wants you to do something else entirely that's more immediate but GO TURN OFF VALVE NOW IN THE MIDDLE OF IMPORTANT CHARACTER BEING MURDERED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ff remake
          >rpg
          lmao. FF hasn't been RPGs since 13, and 13 was so incredibly dogshit that by the 3rd 13 they were action games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FFVII on PS1 didn't have that issue of wasting your time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is this game on the old ps1 too?

        is it easy or overcomplex like all old games?

        i think i just stay with the PS5 version

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they arent even splurging for english speaking shills. square enix is done boys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer detected

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This legit isn't a good sign. It kind of made sense for shit to be so slow in the first part becuase that game needed to be padded to shit given how hard they stretched out Midgar but this game is seemingly long enough to justify it's own existence this time so they really don't need this shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to climb ropes for 40 seconds so that the SSD can catch up.

      Nah, the game is trash

      >very slowly limping through fire
      >some shit falls
      >have to turn back
      >very slowly limp towards door
      >it bursts open
      >dude just casually walks out like he's on a sunday stroll
      >stops and just stands there
      >suddenly falls to his knees
      >limp around slowly for another 5 minutes
      >sephiroth cuts a bunch of dudes up with zero blood while you're slowly crawling for no reason

      how do you frick up this badly

      Things like shutting off valves it's good for Pacing, if it was high octane action all the time it would get stale and boring. You need moments of quiet to make the combat gameplay and story moments shine more you ADHD morons.

      You understand nothing of game design unlike Nomura-San.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Things like shutting off valves it's good for Pacing

        >get to the pods with sephiroth
        >neat I can't wait to see the monster fall out
        >uh can you frick off out of this room and slowly rotate a valve 5 times then come back in

        yeah thanks really enhanced that scene for me by killing any tension it might have had

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're replying to bait

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need to stop being such a chud. No one wants to see that gross shit.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to climb ropes for 40 seconds so that the SSD can catch up.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To me the confusing part is if this even works. Is having a screen fade or a loading screen really worse than pretending this takes 30 seconds?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh.
    And the original never had any of those, no sir!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only by degrading old product can new product be elevated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only by wasting everyones time with meaningless shitposts, shitting on anything but my favorite FF game and polishing his wiener will please tabata-sama

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We know Toriyama is more your speed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We know a life without sodomy and troony wiener is unthinkable to you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >immediately starts projecting his fetish

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy is barely involved and is only there cause he was friends with Nomura and Kitase back in the day.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >barely involved
              He is co-director of the fricking game. That's the top of the pyramid Anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek, there is Kitase (Producer who is the "main director" in Japan) Nomura (Creative Director), and Naoki Hamaguchi (Actual day-to-day director). There is a reason we haven't seen Toriyama in any of the interviews sans troony shit, cause he is there for the "Japanese Seniority" bullshit, and the game was cleared for the Middle East, so no gay shit was added from his side.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is alot of pointless stuff in OG FFVII, and it's absurdly easy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ahh the classic attack the original deflection

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            deflection? its very valid you fricking schizo nostalgia freak. your 30 year old game is easy as frick with tons of filler, face the facts moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remake defense squad ALWAYS does this. It's so fricking annoying. They never explain why the criticized thing is bad, they just deflect to the original.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Personally I always enjoy a good wall shimmy.
          >FFXV
          >FFXVI
          >Callisto Protocol
          >TLOU2
          >Jedi Survivor
          Always an enjoyable shimmy to be had.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, because it shows how fricking hypocrite you are. That's why it pisses you off so much. It's all just a personal gripe over a game you are too much emotionally invested so every thing you dont like is the worst thing ever made by humankind. Makes you look like a little b***h that barely plays videogames.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >how fricking hypocrite you are

            of course you're an ESL
            it pisses me off because you c**ts can never give a good reason for defending negative aspects of the game and all you do is either attack the original FF7 or deflect to another game
            defending the lame pad-loading on a fricking PS5 is literal marketer tier

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The thing is very simple
              Make the same complains on other games, or none at all
              Of course, you dont HAVE to do it, but if you are gonna invest yourself so much to show the world how much it pisses you off, then at least be consistent.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but what the frick are you babbling about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's because anti-remakegays always point to the way the OG game did shit better.
              We're just pointing out that it was doing similar shit the whole time and the two games have more in common than you'd like to admit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not trying to say it's bad, dipshit. They're calling you a moron for pissing and shitting your pants about something that's also in the original.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they just deflect to the original.
          because the OG is even worse, you only remember it as "good" because nostalgia and everyone knows it. OG is filled with filler shit, long stretches of running in barren spaces, etc. Nobody is "defelcting" we're just pointing out what you can't see.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you only remember it as "good" because nostalgia and everyone knows it
            This. It especially goes for the manchildren who jerk off older Zelda games while shitting on BOTW and TOTK.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually this dense or are you actively being obtuse? That anons point is all jrpgs have slow parts. You can't be mad at the game because you have ADHD and need the game to constantly be firing at 150% otherwise you get bored.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"NOOOOOO the remake its shit compared to the original"
        >okay lets compare it then
        >"NOOOOOOOOO stop comparing it its an old product"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This remake is shit
          >NOOOO THE SAME SHITTY THINGS WERE IN THE OLD GAME TOO THEREFORE IT'S NOT SHIT!!!
          They're both shit belt loving troony homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's you people who keep gushing about the original being better, not the other way around. If you want to compare then fricking compare them absolute moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From the end of the materia fountain cutscene to getting to the reactor entrance (where Tifa stays outside).
      Og. 25 seconds
      Remake 28 minutes

      There's no comparison.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you idiots WANTED an expanded FF7 experience.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess you’re a fricking moron then. We wanted FF7 with modern graphics.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who's "we"?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People who actually played FF7

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Exposed itself for not playing nor being a fan of OG FF7
              kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And you can have that right now, with mods. Instead you'd rather be here and falseflag as a purist, and you're not very good at it i might add.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Incel morons keep moving the goal posts, they will never be happy with anything, specially video games, these fricks crying over this remake i guarantee are absolute wrecks and get no pussy irl lmao

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Itt poorgays shit on a game they can’t afford on a console they don’t own
    Letting the third world on the internet was a mistake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the game is trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I own a PS5 and I didn't even finish the demo. The game looks like smeared shit in performance mode. It's embarrassing.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Playing the demo

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the completely butchered the town fire scenario with that fricking insufferable limping
    what in the frick were they thinking
    webm related also ruined the prior scene's tension

    they're fricking idiots

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only chuds see a problem with this. It's immersive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers be like "yo, this gameplay be bussin fr!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't make me post the turn-based webm, Anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did they seriously put this shit in again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the demo is FULL of the annoying shit from rebirth and im not really all the surprised

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is a demo of Rebirth

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is a demo of Rebirth

          i meant from remake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was made in the very early dev cycle back before the move to PS5 was even decided.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Source?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              how much does SE pay you to lie for them?

              The fact that it overlaps with the scene early in Remake where Sephiroth taunts Cloud with his mother's words means that this has probably been planned quite early.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you are grasping HARD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have no words

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so let me get this straight
                you pulled this

                It was made in the very early dev cycle back before the move to PS5 was even decided.

                out of your ass and your reasoning is the fricking script?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how much does SE pay you to lie for them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The power of the SSD. There is noticeable texture pop in at times too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick. Just give me PS3 graphics with no loading screens or long loading screens disguised as animations.
          Do devs really think we like this shit? Its very tiresome to see the same method being used everywhere.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But you have to walk slow, how else will you be able to take in the cinematic experience?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree the limping section/sephiroth in flame should just be a full on cutscene since it's one of the important moment in gaming. I hate these 'movies' moment in videogame it's shit immersion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Emersion, really make you feel the tedium of turning a stiff wheel valve

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because creativity is hard

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >very slowly limping through fire
    >some shit falls
    >have to turn back
    >very slowly limp towards door
    >it bursts open
    >dude just casually walks out like he's on a sunday stroll
    >stops and just stands there
    >suddenly falls to his knees
    >limp around slowly for another 5 minutes
    >sephiroth cuts a bunch of dudes up with zero blood while you're slowly crawling for no reason

    how do you frick up this badly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the dudes he cuts up just stand there waddling around with their guns and never fire a single shot and it looks so fricking awkward

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's such a scuffed segment
        they really ruined this iconic scene

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have long range weapons
        >run up to enemy and stand there
        Genius

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's immersive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guy just stands there with his rifle not doing a thing
        >sephiroth is lagging
        >i'm just lying there

        i'm so immersed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Up until like 10 minutes ago that was his superior officer Anon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what the frick are you talking about

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what does that have to do with the awkward animation due to this pointless button prmpt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was expecting Sephiroth to just cut all 4 of the guys in one go, real anime shit.
          Instead they just wait there for him to cut them down one by one, what the frick was up with that?

          me and my friend were saying "shoot you morons"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's the fricking worst
            they managed to ruin the easiest scene to make look good

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was expecting them to TRY shooting but he just deflects it yknow? But they all just stand there, including him, while the player goes through quicktime events. Its bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hi so immersed, I'm anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they point their guns at him for like a minute without shooting while he cuts them down

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well they thought he was on their side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of that stuff has reasons. It's completely stupid and time wasting, but there's reasons.
      I don't have any idea why the guys stood there pointing guns and slowly watch Sephiroth cut them down. I guess they were to scared to do something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I too watched a video of it on youtube because i'm a poorgay esl brownoid

      You could've said that

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's Nomurashit, haven't you caught onto his gimmicks yet?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >m-muh nintendo!!!
    They're too busy playing video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like what?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s just a modern video game.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/live/MUKTBU1VK4s?si=VW55I4gOdPnI7yHF&t=4893

    >1:21:33
    my sides

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Materia Keeper is weak to fire this time. In OG it absorbed fire

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doomposting is officially in full gear now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      im really looking forward to another year of Ganker talking about how they ruined ff7 again

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person
    ITS A CINEMATIC SEQUENCE
    THE ENTIRE FLASHBACK BOTH IN THE OG AND THE REMAKE IS SUPPOSED TO BE TAKEN SLOW, TO BE IMMERSIVE, TO TAKE IT IN
    Not be to be a adhd zoomer that groans after 5 seconds doing something else but fighting

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The slow walk around the burning of nibelheim and sephiroth asking you to shut off the valve in the reactor really kill the moment

    The flashback didn't need fricking padding

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >something is fixing to happen
    What?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker: LINEARITY BAD!
    >Ganker: RUNTIME=VALUE!
    >Ganker: *gets exactly what it wanted and has the gall to whine about it*
    ...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody wants padding
      that was the biggest criticism of Remake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ganker: runtime=value
        >also Ganker: padding bad!
        ...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes you fricking imbecile

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you're just pretending to be this moronic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the only way to provide runtime is by wasting people's time

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope you guys enjoy vacuuming up Mako gas. You're going to be doing it a lot.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are we really back to "wall shimmy bad!", something that's been in gaming for 30 years and has more purposes than just "disguised loading screen"?
    It was the same moronic discourse on FF XVI.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deflection is a remake fanatic's only defense

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And yet you fail to answer the question and only focus on the part that contradicts your hourly "MUH UBISHIT TOWER!" postings previously. Where you called it OK for Zelda because "it's soul!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't have an issue with the tower
        i just love the deflection defence because you can't explain what having that ubishit tower adds to the game

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Rebirth a PS5 exclusive/not on PS4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A base PS4 couldn't run it for shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It ran Remake.

        to push PS5s
        Rebirth looks just as cheap as Remake and has as much padded loading, so it's basically the same game.

        It's not basically the same game, it IS the same game. Also begs the question of why this shitshow trilogy is taking so long. Remake was announced when? 2015? Released in 2020, and now the sequels are taking four years, despite the entire trilogy being pre-planned and utilizing the same technology.
        Is is this advanced milking, or are Square that fricking incompetent? Maybe both.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's incompetence
          Capcom had the RE engine out in 2017 and have released a Resident Evil almost every year since, not counting other games that use the engine. It's pathetic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Advanced milking so people buy PS6's when they launch with the last part

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to push PS5s
      Rebirth looks just as cheap as Remake and has as much padded loading, so it's basically the same game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why dont you have PS5?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I do. Bought it last year, July or August. Remake was the first game I played on it. Shit sucked. In other words; that's not the point. If I only owned a PS4, which is itself gathering dust in my bedroom closet, I wouldn't be hypes for Rebirth.
        I'm just curious why a direct sequel running on the same engine that doesn't appear to have any graphical improvements or technological requirement of the current generation tech is exclusive to it, unlike its predecessor.
        ...I'm starting to get the feeling that somebody's trying to sell me something...

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demo ruins a ton of the tension from the original game through merciless bloat. When a fricking demo feels bloated the main game is going to be even worse.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The demo was disappointing, and had to many nibbas up in Nibbaheim.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ, visually it looks like Monster Hunter World but with shittier combat and Black folk instead of cute cats

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if it makes you feel better, canonically most of them were massacred by sephiroth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sephiroth was racist all along
        >That's why he kills barret

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i mean technically yes, even in the og game he thought his genetics made him quite literally superior to everyone else and the rightful steward of the planet.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't that eugenetics?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope the game lets us choose a timeline where we join Sephiroth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw them and immediately thought "Ganker is gonna love this" kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woke shit ruins everything. These were added by activist programmers and modelers and their forced inclusion only weakens this game further. So fricking annoying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Final Reality VII

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it isn't even so much that random NPC's are black, its the clothes that bother me, all of the npcs are dressed like they just bought their entire wardrobe brand new from JC Penny, am I crazy for thinking homeless people living in a slum surrounded by monsters wouldn't dress like this?

      it's not really bad, its just bland to the extreme, like no thought was put into where they are and what they should look like

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda unrelated, but does anybody know why the hell Sephiroth is portrayed as a bad apple from the start? Cloud rambles on about this homie like he's the second coming of christ and a national hero, but he's portrayed as this weird recluse from the earliest point in the story. Why didn't they cut Zack's character entirely and have Sephiroth be a charismatic hero who tragically devolves into insanity as revelations of his origins come to light and he becomes tempted by a supernatural entity?
    I'm sorry Zackbros, I don't really have anything against him, he just seems redundant. That and I don't buy Sephiroth as a compelling villain at all.
    Do the Japanese have any internationally notable works of literature? Do they even read anything other than manga?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but does anybody know why the hell Sephiroth is portrayed as a bad apple from the start?
      He's portrayed same way in the OG. His reputation precedes him, but he comes off as menacing when you first meet him. In the remake, we just have Cloud beating us over the head with that fact via his narration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the original game we don’t even see Sephiroth until the nibelheim flashback, there are just mentions of him, and we just see the Masamune sticking out of President Shinra’s dead body. When we first see him in the flashback he is still the heroic figure that Cloud and Zack look up to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should have shown him in Nibelheim as a clean cut heroic figure. Have his hair tied back, bangs nicely groomed etc. Save the obviously slimy supervillain for after he goes crazy in the basement. It'd land better.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the demo was pretty good
    the slog through burning Nibelheim felt awful though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah not sure why we had to stumble our whole way through it, and the mako vacuuming felt a bit unnecessary
      I liked it otherwise, presentation's pretty good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >presentation's pretty good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really find it hard to believe PS5's GPU couldn't handle shadows here, fricking stupid devs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when Final Fantasy used to be praised for its cutting-edge graphics and animation?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yep those days are over
            squeenix simply can't keep up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah... how did Final Fantasy 7 become popular again?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    See anti Nomura-slop thread
    Give (You)
    Post webm for Barry
    Tell shills "not buying"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do people actually tolerate how shit this looks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does it have to be yellow
        white bird poop would've been better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've played a game that went from white in the first one to yellow in the second for visibility sake.
          Yellow is pretty much the industry standard now for ledges to grab.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Animations look worse than Uncharted 1

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blessed Barry, hallowed be thy name!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A real Gamer would have use this camera angel to peek under the skirt of Tifa. But as you can see, the one who is playing did nothing.

        This is how i know this webm is made by a shill, don't get me wrong, game is still moronic shit but you got your prove. Not a single real gamer would play this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's it, I'm closing this thread and I'd hope I never see anything related to Square Exix ever again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no man please dont go

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They learned nothing.
    Why would they? Square Enix has proven time and time again that they're utterly incompetent and just resting on Square's laurels. Most people at that company don't give a frick about their work. They do the bare minimum and collect the paycheck.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >super soldier has to limp because some wood fell on him
    >has to crawl when a bit more does a second time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AHHHHH SAVE ME TIFA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is past wuss Cloud. Surely they couldn't carry these mechanics into the present day sections, with a Cloud who we've seen leap tall buildings like superman. Right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro..

        Most of that stuff has reasons. It's completely stupid and time wasting, but there's reasons.
        I don't have any idea why the guys stood there pointing guns and slowly watch Sephiroth cut them down. I guess they were to scared to do something.

        no that whole segment was just poorly made

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >segment was just poorly made
          I agree. I never said it was good reasons, just that they're there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new normal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek now I understand all the seething. Wow. Actually I'm getting mad myself right now because of how utterly stupid this is even though capeshit isn't really my thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >though capeshit isn't really my thing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FFVII is still FFVII. It's hasn't change. Only had a cringe Compilation built around it. Just ignore it if you don't like it. The original game is unaffected.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              With multiple dimensions confirmed I downright guarantee you they're going to try to drag the original into this mess and ruin that too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Marvelverse slop
                SE is always trend hopping, but always 10 years late.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. Same with XVI wanting to be GOTY, you know, before introducing aliens.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                4 has moon people, 7 has an alien parasite as the antagonist, 8 has aliens aka monsters come from the moon, 9 has aliens

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And this makes it an original concept in XVI, how?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do games constantly have this problem where characters just do nothing while the villain gears up to attack them? One of the few things I liked in the RE4 Remake was when Salazar is talking shit at Leon before the boss fight Leon just goes
        >Frick this *dumps a magazine into him*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud never was super soldier. He was a Shinra grunt. Zack was the super soldier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you talking about
        see

        >guy just stands there with his rifle not doing a thing
        >sephiroth is lagging
        >i'm just lying there

        i'm so immersed

        you crawl too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have you played the OG? Cloud never was a Soldier. He was Shinra grunt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody is saying he was you frickwit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            YES AND IN THE FLASHBACK HE THINKS HE'S THE SOLDIER
            THAT'S TUE WHOLE FRICKNG POINT YOU moronic FRICK

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no point getting worked up over that moron
              he's being just as moronic in another thread

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So what's wrong with grunt having to crawl after hit with debris?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it didn't hit the grunt it his Zack (Cloud) you fricking dense moron

                THAT'S THE FRICKING JOKE

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, it hit grunt Cloud. He just told that he was Soldier

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pls he trolling

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry but the debris never hit a super soldier and never made super soldier crawl. The debris hit a grunt and made the grunt crawl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, cloud was in front of his house on the ground. You don't play as cloud until the first person "help me up" section.
                Zack was hit by debris.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You trusting Cloud's recollection of the events?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see
                [...]

                this is your last (You)

                You're literally making up headcanon to justify your argument. That's not how that works.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you already got btfo in the other thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                [...]

                this is your last (You)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh my god are you the autistic frick from the other thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of the flashback is that it's Cloud mixing his past with Zack's.
      Zack was the super soldier who did all the cool monster fighting and one liner spouting and running on ahead.
      But Zack wasn't the one who went back to Cloud's house and got doted on by his mom.
      Cloud is the one who went to Tifa's house and played her piano and rummaged through her stuff.
      Cloud was the one crawling on the ground outside his mother's house (You know. The guy who said "Mo..." in Cloud's voice while crawling towards said house)

      It was exactly like this in the OG game too. You're not supposed to believe the flashback. It's not supposed to be accurate or make sense because it's made up of half truths you're supposed to poke holes in.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i haven't played the demo but that sounds horrible.
    I guess I'll just play it for the minigames

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the graphics so shit? This looks like a late PS3 game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it began.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment the first game had me go around and install water filters I knew it was over

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question: why does the demo feel so padded? Nibelheim could have been short and sweet and been a good little teaser, but there's so much that feels like a chore to get through.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's what Remake was? It's just infinite padding to appeal to idiots who thought they wanted more Midgar. Someone forgot to tell SE we wanted more and Midgard and that it had to be good too.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just amazed they outright said the game goes from leaving midgar to the forgotten capital. How fricking big is the final part going to be then? Seems so weird to be at the end of OG's disc 1 after 2 games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In fairness, disk 2 is mostly just filler and disk 3 is only the last dungeon and a couple of endgame sidequests. Knowing Square they can probably drag that out into about 70 hours for Regeneration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember that the OG was 3 discs with 3rd disc being the final dungeon and pist game stuff. Aerith's death at disc 1 end was halfway point qnd not lotsa new locations in disc 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to turn wutai into a 10 hour section.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think it will only be 3 parts?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The headache is starting all over again. It could have been a wacky comedic parody of FF7.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There already is one, FF7 Machinabridged

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the mako vacuuming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more than fricking once as well

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: People who don't understand mental illness but clearly suffer from it themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And here you are.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I commend these remakes for making my tired mind feel a meld of emotions. Puzzled wonderment, confused nervousness, an uneasy half-laugh. Did the director mean to transmit these emotions to me? Did he feel like this and imbued his work with the content of his heart?
    The experience of entering one last bar for the night followed by the slow realization that there are no women around and that the bartender handed me a free beer.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remake was pretty funny in how it fricked the pacing
    >Oh no sector 7 has been destroyed and Aerith has been kidnapped!
    >Yeah sure we're happy to help you run around the sewers and do pointless tasks

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how long before the fact that sweet baby was involved in this game somehow comes to light?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not soon enough. These Woke additions are making me consider getting a refund.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what else have you seen besides the Black folks in nibelheim? hope they don't add too much gay shit in costa del sol like gay couples and such

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Considering sweet baby had a hand it in, I'm sure they're sprinkled in everywhere. Yeah, I think I'll just refund this bullshit. I'm not going to risk playing Suicide Squad 7.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Considering sweet baby had a hand it in
            source? proof?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh shit I didn't see square enix but it's right there...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The needless addition of black npcs in Nibelheim and yuffie being censored are signs of it and people have been suspicious of their involvement in advising the FF7 Rebirth team.
              So do you have proof they DIDN'T have a hand in this, because their stink is on this thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yuffie being censored
                why'd they leave her as-is in the mobile game? she released just a couple of months ago to my knowledge

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because no one really cares all that much about mobile games, that or they didn't have that Woke-ass studio on their ass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She got ETHICSED.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                because no one really cares all that much about mobile games, that or they didn't have that Woke-ass studio on their ass.

                brother look at this shit https://youtu.be/BudN6_P1r58?t=7

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Refunding my preorder. This shit is only going to get way worse as the game goes on and who the frick knows what the Western Localizers have done with the writing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same shit as the first game

                [...]

                [...]

                don't refund if you have a PS5 though, I still think it's going to be a fairly enjoyable experience overall

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I highly doubt it. I know what happened with Suicide Squad.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. At some point I have to stand on principle and it might as well be now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only someone who's entertained final fantasy for 30 year can despise final fantasy is much as i do.
                this is puke

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tsuwito Beberu: Nihon
                It's over..

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The needless addition of black npcs in Nibelheim
                Anon they're background NPCs. Who cares? It's not like they replaced existing NPCs from the OG with them. OH Nibelheim had like 10 people in it. This Nibelhem had...50?
                When you played OG FFVII, did you believe Barret and that one guy who works for Don Corneo were the only black dudes on the planet?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Corel had blacks as well. I'm just saying, don't add them where they don't belong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get it, anon. Because troon sympathizers went way overboard and flashed their dyed armpit hair in everyone's face over the last 10 years, certain people have had their minds melted.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Also, Square Enix is right there. Second row. So they DID have a hand in making this...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Barry tried to warn us...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we will live long enough to apologize to Barry

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just came here to point out that the innkeeper voice actor is 100% an AI. The line ‘Sephiroth has already gone upstairs is’ so mangled and flows so poorly it’s blatant. I haven’t seen anyone else mention this yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For reference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*nglish
        who cares

        ?t=5774

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Suck that corporate wiener more, mmm yummy nomura

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >play japanese game made by japanese devs with japanese mannerisms
            >complain about the engl*sh dub

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >its ok if its low effort trash because only le baka gaijin would be listening to english audio

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                100% unironically yes. If you're not listening to the godly Japanese voiceovers you deserve trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >100% unironically yes. If you're not listening to the godly Japanese voiceovers you deserve trash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I do not recall giving you permission to post this image of literally me. Delete it right now!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know how :^(
                everyone in this thread please hide the post

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This except for all the text in the game as well. It's still poorly translated and has no soul why are you okay with it just because it's not voiced

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For reference

      Yeah, that's an AI alright.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prince of persia lost crown used literal text to speech one of the tree masks lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its 5 lines and they already said they forgot to add them to the game
        A lot of games during productions use TTS while waiting for the VA

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          During the state of play the announcer pronounced "whichever" as "wickever". Wouldn't be surprised if that was AI but honestly I'd think an AI wouldn't make that mistake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prince of persia lost crown
        Yeah but that game had deeper problems than a few fricked lines of voice acting.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day you dumb fricking Black person. it takes 5 seconds. the game is like 80 hours long. have a nice day

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The flashback dragged on longer than necessary in the OG game too. Everything prior to Sephiroth going apeshit was a slog. Easily the most boring part of the game on any playthrough.
    The valve and the limping around the burning village was unnecessary, but not much worse than what was there already.
    At least this one included a little Piano mini-game and weren't shy about making the Cloud trooper obviously Cloud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weren't shy about making the Cloud trooper obviously Cloud
      my brother never played OG and he didn't suspect a thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. I guess if you didn't play OG you wouldn't?
        But for those who did, they did a good job I guess. The subtle look at Cloud's hair under the back of the helmet, making sure to use the same face, the way grunt Cloud goes to protect Tifa while Zack cloud doesn't give a shit that she wS almost attacked, the crawling towards his Mom's house but remembering it as a determined crawl toward's Sephiroth.
        Even the dumb shit of everyone pointing guns at Sephiroth but nobody firing at him, while looking stupid, plays into Cloud's delusions. Like he just views Sephiroth as this monumental figure slaughtering a bunch of dumb sheep.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hold to...open/whatever
    anyone who considers this good . have a nice day

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wake me up when matsuno stops jerking himself off and tactics remake is out

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rebirth trailer takes massive steaming dump over boring nothingburger game ff16
    >yoshit piss in shambles
    >he shit posts about it on Ganker
    keep it up, so long as you don't make more games b***hhomosexual

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every battle is 3x as long as it should be
    The battles were insanely quick and easy, too quick IMO. Get good scrub.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFVII is one of the most important experiences of my life, and the original game brought me more joy than the birth of my first son.

    I think I should just let go, enjoy the original, and forget this remake ever existed.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You must be awful at the game if you think the battles are long

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth falls in love with Cloud.

    Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina (Jenova) with the Ex-SOLDIER's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

    But, the next day, when Sephiroth recounts the previous day's confessions to Cloud, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Cloud he called is not the same Cloud he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Cloud's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Sephiroth's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

    Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hy, i am new this forum but everyone told me to check this website befor buying this game.

    hard to tell what the general opinion right now is

    can you give me a quike yes or no?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting the poll again:

    https://poal.me/vdt0wc

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is my brain broken if I simply don't care about shit like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same here anon, it never really bothered me. im used to swinging from cables and shit in final fantasy.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they outright spoil shit so regularly in trailers now? Remake showed the whisper shit and Barrett getting stabbed, this pretty much showed that Cloud is going to try and save Aerith this time.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love seeing doomposters focus on the most minute shit to complain about and shills still autistically defending it
    Rebirth is going to be the most fun game release just because of the sheer autism, cope and seethe it will cause regardless of how it ends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Le enlightened centrist opinion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like *breaks out popcorn* opinion
        Regardless of it went, weather it stuck to the original or did something different, Fgays are severely autistic and 7gays some of the most, only being beaten by the small few 8 contrarians.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, the 8gays tend to have their little circlejerks in one thread at a time, if nothing else. They seem relatively harmless.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you like to put your penis in a shithole you might also like to play final fantasy 7 rebirth.
    This is how you know only gay people buy this game.

    dont be gay.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chudcel jaded loser homosexual thread

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do poorgay shitskins really watch walkthroughs on youtube to try and convince themselves this gme will be bad and they don't need to play it? Fricking losers, stfu and go play cs go on your shitty pc rig already, leave next gen gaming for white people

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will jannies start banning tendoids from this board? There has to be a way to track their posts, these fricking threads are always getting derailed by loser fricking nintendo fanboys that pretend they've played the demo but only watched like 4 minutes of it on youtube

    Nintentards need a culling, incel motherfrickers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather you get banned, tbqfhfaemalaema.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres like 100 people in nibelheim where do they sleep

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In your mom's bed.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >final boss of Rebirth is the valve

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >releases on EGS
        Nothing, personell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So happy to see a One Piece meme leak into other media

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it will probably do really well, but how fricked would Squenix be if this bombed?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing will happen until their financial pillow (XIV) somehow dies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I had forgot about XIV.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're fricked even if it only slightly underperforms part 1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony paid for exclusivity so not much

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why tf would they learn anything? Their shit sold millions, there was no reason to change anything

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