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Where do you think part 2 will end?
It should end when the weapons wake up and Cloud is lost.
With a camera zoom directly into Tifa's thick italian bush
not enough pubes
post more then
Tifa is white not italian
God it's been years since I had a Butterfinger
With a camera zoom directly into Tifa's thick italian bush
But Jennifer Connelly's Italian (I think) so it's full circle.
Connelly is generally an Irish name, anon.
She's a garden gnomeess.
With an Irish father.
Italians ARE white, Anon.
B-A-R-R-E one T
they gon' have to come get me if they want me
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
Based pubes enjoyer. God I fucking love pussy hair!
I really love fat tits
my wife has fat tits and she's a fat bitch i hate that cunt
"Death" of Aerith, with the third potentially ending the whole thing
way too much game to cram in part 3 if it ends at her death. has to be
MARLENE, DON'T LOOK
Sapphire attacking Junon
Looks like ebonics to me so probably a white American zoomer.
Aeris does the famous praying posture, Sephiroth/Jenova shows up then cut to black.
The correct answer is on some extremely gay bullshit Dragon Ball Z fight between like Zack and Sephiroth in space. You know they're going to Rebuild 2.0 it, so why do people pretend like it's going to end on something in the original plot line?
Because people are desperate for Rebirth not to have a massive dip in sales due to completely changing the story, so they're trying to go around everywhere telling people that it's going to be the same as the original with no changes and no retarded Nomura shit.
Man, that makes too much sense.
>please buy ffvii remake, it will be just like the original, we pwomise
>nyeh heh hehe thanks for the sales, suckers!!
>please buy ffvii rebirth, it will be just like the original, we pwomise
fool me once
I think the most insane claim I've seen so far is Nomura saying Rebirth is the perfect starting point for a new player. How in the fuck could that be true? It's the most transparent "just fucking buy it, we'll say anything it takes" message I've ever seen.
>Nomura saying Rebirth is the perfect starting point for a new player
Let me guess, it's some stupid ass translation because JP-EN translation was never a smooth venture, and he probably said something more along the lines of "someone who starts the franchise with part 2 would still be able to completely enjoy the story too" or such.
I mean saying part 2 is the best starting point makes no sense since SE would want people who buy part 2 to buy part 1 as well, no? So there's a >90% chance that whoever translated it fucked up completely.
They tweeted it out themselves, it came with the announcement trailer.
Yes, and the English TL version, compared to the other voiced TLs, is also the least accurate compared to the Japanese version of the game, so it's no surprise their own tweet translators suck, too.
>he didn't say it! the translator just made it up!
I've never been this desperate to defend someone I don't know online, what's it like?
Of course it's still SE's fault being unable to bring the matter across correctly, but a lot of "ridiculous" statements are created by mistranslations and lack of context.
I remember way back during the whole "Tifa's breasts" fiasco pre-release which had the whole "ethics department" thing going on and there was a great shitstorm about how SE was pandering to Western sensibilities or whatsnot, but it was actually related to getting a certain age rating for the game in Japan (and probably to make it China-releasable, too). The misunderstanding arose solely because people TLed without context and had no clue what an "ethics department" was so people just shitpost-speculated the worst possible imaginable.
But it subverted your expectations
>it will be just like the original
Source? Remember the very first announcement trailer said...
>The reunion may bring joy; it may bring fear. But let us embrace whatever it brings.
No "hurr hurr, 1:1 the original story"
>they're trying to go around everywhere telling people that it's going to be the same as the original with no changes
Why would you just go and lie on the internet like that?
Valentina Nappi made me unable to picture Tifa as anything but a stacked terrone
(getting fucked by barrett)
absolutely fucking disgusting, jesus christ
There's only one real life Tifa.
Too ugly to be real life Tifa. Anri Okita is real life Tifa.
When did she Bog? Pretty sure that the gal went full housewife after getting together with salaryman pregnancy and all included.
she definitely bogged just after her kid
go compare her lips, she looks like those russian bimbos that Ganker jerks off over
>those russian bimbos that Ganker jerks off over
>Pasha Padrova, I think
Yea the chick whose face is 90% silicon is totally tifa
Theres absolutely no way they weigh 15 lbs each. She would need Bane level traps to keep them up.
>being this fucking stupid
It's not fair.
some loser cuck actually married her LOL
>some king actually married her LOL
Someone put a baby in her
IMAGINE HER MOANS
>Haiyaku Haiyaku! Ninshin sa sete hoshī!!!
High ranking yakuza probably bought her 2bh.
i wonder if she's still doing porn.
she's retiring pretty soon. Gonna keep the OF going though
just looked her up. she's not that old.
neither were Anri or Kaho but they retired from JAV too for different reasons
We will never have granny porn like Reiko Kurosaki of Hitomi Tanaka.
She retired in April.
Eh, I fap to current pics of Jennifer Hale so this is nothing.
Lol he didn't even try to pass.
Looking forward to the Costa Del Sol swimsuits
people cant just have fun anymore with video games just enjoy the ride and crazy fights
"just switch your brain off bro" doesn't work when so much stuff today fucking sucks. people are hungry for something genuinely good, earnest, moving. something more than "I clapped when I saw the thing I knew" and EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED just for the sake of it.
we've been fed "dumb fun" for years now, it's boring. "I love the wild ride" is just another way to say you don't care what you get.
yes you arent special for trying to get into yale via gaming anon
okay anon, you enjoy the ride and crazy fights. nobody should ever want more than that.
The fights are boring and the ride is unfinished and heading straight into a brick wall.
good so there's no reason for you to buy part 2 then
>good so there's no reason for anyone to buy part 2 either
so you're for attention? nice
>people talking about videogames on Ganker? what a bunch of attention seekers
Why do you post here?
It sounds like you just want it to fail outside of some kind of ego thing. That said, as much as I want Part 2, I don't have the money for a PS5 and they're expensive as fuck, along with the game probably being $70, so I won't get to play it. Video Games are too expensive now for a poor fuck like me.
just like it, its that simple
not everyone is as positive as you anon
oh wait you're also a miserable snarky gay
the rallying cry of the consoomer
Barret would split Tifa apart he's so big
that's why she sticks to nanaki
It's gonna sell even worse
F u t a n a r i
stop anon, one can only get so erect
sorry, but aerith is the futa
where is the fucking secazz video
she looks like she fucks black guys
Probably be a 200h game of fun sidequests and fan service stuff, will end just as Cloud & co. leave Kalm (after getting reunited with Zack).
Once they release Final gayry MVXIIIIIII : Revenge of Uchicha Sephicuck, aka probably never as long as retards like you keep paying for this shit
kids like you under 25 never have anything meaningful to say
when cloud saves aerith
attention seeking gay is being a drama queen again
>look at my booby pic!
stop attention seeking
there he goes again with the fatherless attitude ouch
Ah shit, forget it
I started the series with FF1, played FF7 right around release and I'm enjoying remake outside of the walk and talk sections. Can anyone explain to me what they hate so much?
I'm also curious about that. People here just say they hate it and never give any reason why.
>Can anyone explain to me what they hate so much?
it's not on Switch
I generally liked the remake, but I have enough complaints that matter I'll voice them here.
The whispers are used poorly throughout, and especially in the climax at Shinra headquarters. I won't get into spoilers since at least one of your hasn't finished, but they lay on whispers very thick. They could have at least made them less ridiculous and scene-ruining. Clearly that was intentional, but that absolutely doesn't make them good.
Aerith and Sephiroth know the future. That completely changes them. They aren't the same characters from the original anymore. I do not think it makes them better characters, either.
Now, both of these things may lead to something interesting in Rebirth, but in Remake that are both negatives.
I think generally Remake does characterization well, and often it recreates or reimagines scenes well. The completely new stuff is fine, bar everything from The Drum and after. The changes made generally aren't better.
>Aerith and Sephiroth know the future. That completely changes them. They aren't the same characters from the original anymore. I do not think it makes them better characters, either.
For me it's the contrary. Sephiroth and Aerith were always characters that seemed to have a keen eye on the bigger picture, Sephiroth more so than Aerith. It made them unique characters in the overall narrative. And that hasn't changed in the remake. Both of them having knowledge of future events (Aerith seems to still be fuzzy on things) actually adds on to their original metaphysical natures. Moreover, it brings us, the audience, closer to them for also having that same knowledge. In my case, I'm more eager than ever to see how things play out. That said, Sony unfortunately has given me no choice but to skip on the game due to the PS5 exclusivity. Although it seems fair to assume that it will get a PC release later.
Aeris and Sephiroth weren't omniscient in VII. Both can be argued to have gained greater knowledge and awareness after dying but nothing on the level of KNOWING the future or perceiving parallel timeline universes. Sephiroth's definition of godhood is "mundane". He's essentially an immortal sorcerer at the end of VII, he can summon meteors and shit but he doesn't have control over spacetime.
>Although it seems fair to assume that it will get a PC release later.
What? He's right. It'll hit EGS a year later, or a year and half if it gets another DLC deal like the first game got, and then Steam some six months after that.
How do you figure they both had an eye on the bigger picture in the original game?
Sephiroth had his plan, sure, that's big picture. I'll give that to you for free.
Aerith didn't actually know anything until the Temple of the Ancients, she wasn't big picture in any way until right before she died.
Sephiroth wants to pull a Legacy of Kain on Gaia, because he discovered who is behind all of these shenanigans and why aerith and him are always fated to die so the bad end where the world and mankind dies later happens(OG ff7 ending).
He knows that cloud is the one who can change this, unironically, he did everything in his power to keep all of those who cares for cloud, including jessie and the turks even alive after it, only so the other absent actors who are in cahoots with the real big bad reveals themselves.
She looked good in Top Gun but I couldn't really tell it was her until the credits
She is in maverick?
>She is in maverick?
She's Tom Cruise's girlfriend in Maverick
tifa big bob
>off model bullshit
What's that? Oh what's that little baby bitch? Don't like off-model? Well guess what. Fuck you. No body cares about you. Off-model is SUPERIOR.
Off-model is what people LOVE! You can improve every woman by giving her bigger tits. Do you get it? Now go cry in a corner on-model morongay.
Stay mad kid
seethe more garden gnomeboy
i envy Skyrim modding
Todd has become too powerful
is the nature of things anon.
she's turned into a MILF, homo
Anon there are instathots looking better than her, also it doesn't help that she killed her face pores with tons of makeup for years + the hereditary khazarian genes, those alone ruins any women before 30.
>if only we could get this aerith in part 3 breaking hojo's neck and living after it
>using low quality generic
>when high quality with original hair exists
Anon, that is the same tulius hair rip.
also your hair is the dress hair version.
>all I see is lulu in that body
Sorry lulu is pure sex mode
I'm drawing me some off-model Tifa and I'm going to enjoy it
did Tifa have sex with Johnny?
she's probably taken dozens of cocks
Is there a mod to play as the younger versions? the battles would be funny.
>Is there a mod to play as the younger versions?
>the battles would be funny.
>the battles would be funny
Remake has such ugly lips. I still can't stomach it.
If they had model her after prime JennCon, I'd just be happy.
Such a waste opportunity.
don't do drug kids
don't do drug kids
What are some must-watch Jennifer Connelly films?
Career Opportunities (1991)
The Rocketeer (1991)
That should be enough to get you started. There are more where she shows nipple, but I'm not familiar with the rest of her filmography to be able to tell you which ones
Based anon. Absolutely batshit film.
More like absolutely bath salts audio editor. Nothing that you can hear in that movie makes any sense. All the music is out of place and sound effects are randomly layered and repeated. I genuinely thought that I got some bootleg with some weirdo 7th grader's school project recording, made with all the enthusiasm of someone who used those tools for the first time, with all the skill that comes with that amount of experience. It's that inexplicable.
Once Upon a Time in America to see her naked butt when she was 12 years old
Okay, we get it Tifa's design was modeled after some Irish garden gnome actor back in 1997. Designs change and evolve, anon.
I don't think Cid will be in the game, so I think it'll probably end once you get through Mount Nibel and spot Rocket Town.
So we will see:
Junon and the ship
Gold Saucer and Barret's past
Nibelheim and Vincent
Quite a lot of ground to cover for a game like this. I hope there would be more but I doubt it.
jesus fucking christ, the games going to be five parts ffs.
Last month they confirmed 3 parts total. There won't be more than that.
wouldnt it be funny if tifa died and the flowerwhoeverthegirl lived
Rocket Town, AT MOST. Or every post-Midgar location is intentionally kept small and content-less to make a longer game possible. Part 2's final form will determine whether the remake was actually just a convoluted mess to excuse a drawn out fanservice recreation of Midgar or not, but I'm still fairly convinced that it's the former.
As many people have stated in the past, the early Midgar sectioned actually contained about 1/3rd of the main story's script.
The entirety of "CD3" on the other hand...
None of the important things in the game take place in Midgar. Even Midgar's own plot doesn't really kick in until the pillar gets blown up, it's mostly introducing characters and game mechanics prior to that. I swear you Midgarwankers are the worst people.
how sex is Tifa?
sad how fucking hard she hit the wall
tons of makeup does that to women, it ages fast.
plus she has garden gnome genes
the wall is an incel myth
sure thing bud
milf's are hot, she doesn't look nice to me, but hey if you like mummies go ahead
it is now, for sure. bars and clubs are full of old cougars that get fucked silly by hot young studs every weekend. there's also tinder as another avenue for the cougars to get young alpha dick. only a hundred years ago, if some old cougar tried this shit, she would be delivered to the local whore house. or she would be sent to a nunnery. or imprisoned. or whipped. or hung. there were so many possibilities. the men of old knew what would happen if they allowed the bitches to be able to do whatever they wanted. as always, blame the garden gnomes for this.
People get old, anon. Luckily the videos will never age.
Honestly, Jennifer Connelly has aged pretty damn gracefully for being a hollywood actress. Usually they hit hard, but she looks pretty damn good for 51.
>to eternal bliss
>that I'm glad to know
I wish this was in the game
It is in the game.
tifa has jiggle physics for 3 out of the 4 models in the game. It's more noticeable in her non-sports bra outfits.
SE devs are really autistic about attention to detail to fit this in.
How do you get his into the dress for that cutscene?
power of mods
So I won't see
in the game unless I use a mod?
Shame. I wish it was in the game.
we all do, but it's not.
bless those modders though.
its just a model swap. jiggle physics are still a thing the devs put in the final product.
I think that’s the dress she wears if you ask her to wear something mature in chapter 3
yes, but you can't get her to wear it for that scene unfortunately. only with mods.
>it's just a mod
lol don't care, won't buy. Remake was crap.
Tifa is literally made to be knotted and seeded by Red XIII's 13 inch red rocket
I don't care, I just want it to come out already
trying to play this now and holy shit its like a fucking baby kids game with the dialogue and shit quests, does this ever get good
>does this ever get good
Crab warden fight. Airbuster fight.
it. Wall Market & Hell House, Abzu are the next fun spots to test your patience. If you still think it's crap after that then just drop. It doesn't get better.
The Jenova fight is cool but it's stupid that it's there, the Sephiroth fight is even dumber. They blew their load way too early, you never even see what Sephiroth looks like until the Kalm flashback in the original but he shows up in the first hour of the remake to nibble Cloud's ear and lick his cheek
>tfw ywn be a shota and princess carried by oppai girls for rape correction
Wasn't there a muscle princess doujin?
I can only tolerate this if she's a 8'4" futa with a 16 inch cock as thick as a leg and as hard as titanium which she can use to slap a dent into the roof of a car and she has the physical strength of 10 gorilla's and has an insatiable need to go "studbreaking" which is an activity where she finds muscular and handsome men to anally rape.
buff Tifa is just Chun-li
IMO it should end when Tifa wakes up in Junon and sees Meteor in the sky
I desire more Tifa art with Jennifer Connelly's face
you guys are fucking cucks with zero patience and self-control, just wait until they release all parts and then get the bundle
I didn't buy the remake. Although I am watching it at a distance
I think it'll end where Disc 1 ends but with a twist or it'll end where Cloud's Mako poisoning renders him a vegetable.
Sad Tifa is the one getting all the lewd content when Aerith is the resident cock sleeve and flirtatious one of the two. It's always the flat girls
someone hasn't been paying attention to lethargic postponer
>still not delivering on the yuffie promise
Nayo's better anyway
Nayo is just Tifa with glasses
Aerith is getting a decent amount though.
Not as much as Tifa but that's to be expected.
I don't think part 2 ever gets made. Part 1 sold like shit. SE is BLEEDING money because the fucking retards listened to Westoid trannies.
I'm doodling Tifa POV action. https://files.catbox.moe/kdo8fw.png
It will end where disc 1 ended
The real question however is just how much content they're going to cut
I am salivating at the thought of all the complaints about cut content I'm going to dismiss.
>nobody liked that part anyway
>that part doesn't fit with the new story
>it's not right for cloud's character to have that part, and it never was
>it's better this way, they expanded the parts that MATTERED and cut the bad stuff
Delicious. The future looks bright.
making up shit in your head that hasnt happened yet is a red flag
That reminds me. If nothing is cut I pretend anyone who was concerned was completely insane to doubt SE.
Jimbo is a schizo, of course he thinks people are like how he says.
now THIS is ironyposting
Imagine making a mod in remake calling each head jimbo and barry
I really hope they make either Tifa or Cloud gay to kill the trope and subvert expectations
I wish I could quantify how much I've grown to hate this term over the past 5 years
>to kill the trope
what trope? childhood gf?
yea. the friends to lovers thing is overdone
It hasn’t been popular in a while.
Fucking someone you've known for more than a few hours is basically incest anyway. Its icky.
It's not portrayed like usual friends to lovers examples, Tifa is weirded out by him and doesn't believe he's the same person because his recollection of events and different personality come across as confusing. The cliche that's worse is the strong soldier guy gets with the cutesy healer girl, but even that gets a bit of a subversion with how Aerith is portrayed and them never officially getting together
Remember when you could have a game with twists and not have the player act as victim
Cloud dies instead of Aerith. Cloud is replaced by Alternate Timeline Cloud, who Alternate Timeline Zack brings with him.
mass replying to me after 2 hours to avoid confrentation is apussy move
Seethe about it, Jimbo.
Yojimbo no bimbo
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