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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alan Woke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Begone thot

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      goyslop

      funniest Ganker posters

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Quake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correction! Alan Woke too

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    goyslop

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting tired of black people. Thinking I'm gonna stick to genshin impact for a few years, maybe when I'm back this black obsession fad will be over.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many fricking projects is Debra Wilson a part of!?

      shit i wish all black women in western games looked like her, mostly we get this..

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Asian games
        More like Chinese vaporware.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not going to be your going to get your billywog and your going to like it! Uncle Same is going to make sure every major project is full of billywogs for ever so you'll stop being a bigot.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is he ok?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A gambling game filled with barely human Japanese animations. How the frick did anime even get started to the point it became like the only animation the japs do? It’s not even well done.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genshin Impact was made by Chinese weeaboos not Japanese people

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm getting sick of [thing that has existed before you were born]
      So kys.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        or them? Dont be such a defeatist pussy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one will miss you

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe when I'm back this black obsession fad will be over.
      hehehehehehehehe

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >called Alan Wake
    >play as a sheboon

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remedy is dead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmmm...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >epic exclusive
    INTO THE TRASH!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many fricking projects is Debra Wilson a part of!?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally writes an OC who's a 6.5/10 black lady in the FBI to save him from some Sutter Cane hellworld
    Alan, is there something you wanna tell us?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i've never met a single black person, and i will purchase this game

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Alex Casey.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      she was white in quantum break

      Starting to smell like parallel universes we're only ever get to learn about in an easter egg at the end of the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alex Casey is literally on the job trying to find Alan Wake
      HOLY KINO. I'm so excited for this game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this guy still self inserting in his games. Cringe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick yourself, Sam Lake is awesome

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys zoomer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf isn't that max payne

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's Alex Casey

        I could see how you might be confused considering he has Sam Lake's face and Max Payne's voice actor. He's definitely NOT Max though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its Payne!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow they really jumped the shark

      good to know they have Max Payne 4 in the chamber for when this flops hard

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope project condor next. co op control sequel where you play as a scp clean up crew

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that poster always makes me mad, you should get overtime for that shit

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    she was white in quantum break

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was this from the Alan Wake II teaser at the beginning of Quatum Break. I don't think anyone will remember if these are the same characters. Alan can rewrite reality so maybe he made her black. Its lamb but its an in universe explanation.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Starting to smell like parallel universes we're only ever get to learn about in an easter egg at the end of the game.

        >literally writes an OC who's a 6.5/10 black lady in the FBI to save him from some Sutter Cane hellworld
        Alan, is there something you wanna tell us?

        >literally writes an OC who's a 6.5/10 black lady in the FBI to save him from some Sutter Cane hellworld
        >parallel universes
        >Alan can rewrite reality so maybe he made her black

        Wait, is Alan Wake actually interesting and not just Steam vaporware over copyright disputes?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh? What rock have you been living under man? Alan Wake is a classic, I know of people who got an Xbox 360 just to play it.
          If you want something that has that campy Twin Peaks-ey horror vibe (that isn't Deadly Premonition) then you should 100% play it.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not every black person is an African-American urban youth, anon. Get out more.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >official gameplay reveal trailer
    >literally looks like one of those UE asset flip "game remakes" poo-in-the-loos shit out over youtube (example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoBtAQFjRIg )
    It's so fricking over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      but it looks good? its also their own engine, not ue

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you homosexuals will literally invent anything to complain about holy shit

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"""cute"""

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ahti is BACK
    >Casey is IN
    >Alan is WOKE
    We're back, Alan bros...

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd been stuck in this cabin for longer than I could remember, weeks were bleeding into months, into years? My writing was getting worse, I thought I had figured it out but I never did. I'd have to get woke if I ever wanted to escape, a strong, independent white... no, black female character would come to my rescue. I'd have to make it organic, she'd be partners with my old fan favorite Alex Casey who I'd come to despise with the years, it was fine, I'd kill him off almost immediately, this was about the woman, or more importantly about the black woman that would save me. I'm Alan Wake and this is how I escape in 2023.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basado, anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the whole point of COntrol was Alan wrote Jesse into existence to get him out? Are we even going to see the FBC in this game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They still have the observation station, so they'll have a minor presence, and so it should be anyway.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's been trying for 13 years, Alan Wake II is, presumably, the successful try. Faden was one of the less succesful ones.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course. Thats why the narrative in Control is so great. Low IQ players think "hurr durr Alan Wake is just an AWE and small part in the Control universe". But if you play the AWE DLC and pay attrntion you realize that the entire FBC institution and Jesse Faden where written/created by Alan Wake to free him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remedy disagrees with you and has damage controlled that. (Or are instead running a PSYOP, if you want to believe the opposite.) Seemingly they wanted to convey that "Wow, Alan Wake is clairvoyant! Isn't that cool?" "Wait, everyone just went for the simpler explanation, that he created the FBC? Oh no." They then tried to mitigate the damage with the artbook and Alan Wake Remastered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d40Bk1z1I8w

          In Remedy's defense this merely returns Alan's abilities to the state American Nightmare designated them as. I really believe they were just after clairvoyance, but were too vague about it and screwed up.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            so basically he can find out about something happening and be like "but what if it were about me, though?"

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            LMAO fricking bullshit. Theres even pages that clearly show that Alan Wake wrote the first scene in the Control base game when Jesse enters the FBC...

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most be some conflicts of interest over this internal.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            But that's in line with how "writing people into reality" works in Alan Wake. All you need is that one page about the clicker and Wake writing about Zane to create the closed loop, you don't need the entire backstory of the character. If you wrote something into reality, then it must happen this way, and in order for an adult male to present the clicker to his wife, he needs to first be a baby, then a boy, then grow up and meet this wife, you know? Alan didn't write the entire script of Control, but in writing about a woman entering the Federal Bureau of Control, both of these things must exist. This closed loop is acknowledged by Remedy in Quantum Break, so you can't say it's just people misinterpreting how these pages work.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the coolest part is that this is also addressed in a meta way. As is established in the first game, the narrative needs to be believable, it needs to follow rules, he can't just write himself out, he needs a convincing lie. Thus, he writes the events he went through as a smaller part of a much larger universe where much worse shit happens, in an attempt that this will make his escape trivial.
          But if the audience was able to realize Alan wrote all of this into existence, so would the Dark Presence, and that's why he's still not out.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember what we could have had

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What we got looks better.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the city Wake is stuck in looks like a cool location. I hope it's very interactive with a lot of interiors and stuff.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, Oceanview Hotel? That's an actual place?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing is an actual place in that screenshot, that is the dark place he's stuck in. In that sense the oceanview hotel/motel absolutely belongs, because it was this otherworldly location in Control as well

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can hear people outside the Motel. It's a real Place of Power somewhere.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oops. Meant to reply to.

            Wait, Oceanview Hotel? That's an actual place?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. The inside of the hotel is somewhere "Else" and it has many entrances. The FBC was never able to find it in the real world because it doesn't exist as a single, static building somewhere

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly at this point I am quite impressed by the lengths that white people are willing to go just to have a Black on screen. What exactly is so great about Black folks? You can even see them trying their earnest to justify this decision here.(and to what end I wonder just say you love Black folks and be done with it.)

    It is comical how they pretend to despise Black folks but literally everything in their societies revolves around them. Isn't Remedy supposed to be a Finn company? Are there even any sizeable Black population in Finland?

    This whole phenomena is so fascinating to me. I can't wait to see how far is this Black-mania will go. I predict they will just start selling bottled Black-semen at Markets as their national beverage.

    Inb4: It is not us! It is the certain infamous desert tribe pushing this garbage!!

    Yeah sure you tsun-tsun. 😉

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks are gods for self hating mayo monkeys nowadays. They kneel to them and worship them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inb4: It is not us! It is the certain infamous desert tribe pushing this garbage!!
      >
      >Yeah sure you tsun-tsun. 😉
      post your nose

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they improved the gameplay and didn't make it super boring and repetitive this time, right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      when has a remedy game ever not been super repetitive

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        When has a video game not been repetitive?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          When has a Ganker thread not been repetitive?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally - a cute one
    Literally literally looks like a fusion of Deborah Wilson and the Flopspoken girl.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    coon

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAY TIME SCENES CONFIRMED
    >Alan Wake 2 is our first survival horror game. Coming back to Alan Wake, we felt it would be the best genre to tie together the story, the atmosphere, the pacing, and the gameplay more closely than ever before in a Remedy game. We wanted to make this game brutal and harrowing, but not only that: this is an Alan Wake experience, so there are different sides to it. Darkness equals horror, but there are daytime scenes, quirky characters, plenty of humor, and a deep mystery to explore. With this, we feel, when it gets scary, it will stay fresh throughout the whole game, and you won’t get a chance to get used to it or become numb to it.
    https://www.alanwake.com/story/this-game-is-a-monster-and-its-coming-for-you/

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah, brother

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alan Wake 2 is our first survival horror game.

      was the first one not

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was action horror anon, let's be honest

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh not really. It's a spooky action game, there's not really much in the way of survival since ammunition is fricking generous and you're expected to be blasting fricking everything out of your way.

        The only reason it looks like horror is because the MC is Alan Wake, American novelist without any meaningful combat background, and not Leon S Kennedy, CIA, spent one day as a cop in Raccoon City, one man army, gets sent to Spain and can barely speak Spanish.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, dont shit on my Resident Evil 4 narrative that is mindboggingly stupid yet still very entertaining.
          "Mr. President, a sect has taken your daughter hostage!"

          "Quickly, send our most corny guy who delivers funny oneliners and flirts with the FOS during the mission. And give him a gun and one 9mm magazine only. Just in case!"

          "....S-Sir, we have Seal Team Six at the ready to..."

          "SEND LEON S. KENNEDY!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They consider it a psychological thriller.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next Flopspoken. Guess Remedy is allergic to making money.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan Woke
    >3rd person "action" "game"
    >We need to conform to 1% of the population or otherwise BlackRock won't buy us
    It's just a reskinned Resident Evil 4 Demake with some "cinematic" scenes. I'm so tired of this shit... Boring as frick.
    Sure it looks cool but I could watch a movie if I just wanted to see pretty pictures if you catch my drift.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly looks better than the sf6 Black person with the swollen fivehead

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Expansion Pass (Night Springs Expansion and Lake House Expansion)
    this worries me, I want alan's story to end with this game and one of those could be sequel teasers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lake House sounds like it could go both ways. Night Springs sounds like a promising and fun expansion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was never going to happen. They've set this up for a while. Alan Wake was a response to Max Payne not being conducive for a sequel and after that every game they made was an origin story for a trilogy to avoid that problem. Alan Wake II is the Initiation part of Campbell's Monomyth, The Rescue From Without (By Saga). You can see th word Initiation in the neon lights of the first trailer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't american nightmare/control count as the second part

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Control is Part 1 to Jesse's story, idiot

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            talking about the alan wake dlc that sets up 2

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither one fits and it's just straight up in the trailer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Initiation is The Signal and The Writer. Which is why The Writer ends with him starting the Return manuscript.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        initiation could also do with cults, saga goes to bright falls to investigate ritualistic murders, the big billboard in the top left with the twin triangle symbol might also have the word cult on it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would you rather play as:

    Max Payne

    Generic Shaniqua #38813423

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like Alan wrote her in the story to find him. After he's out, at the end of the trailer, we probably won't play as her anymore

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game developers have known the answer to the first question since the early 2010's: agenda and indoctrination can be hidden inside Black folk or sometimes queers. As often happens, the answer to the second question was hidden in plain sight within the answer to the first. All games contain Black folk, therefore all games can be judged empirically on those Black folk.

    >Once we came up with that insight, the actual formula for the world's first completely unbiased review methodology was a trivial matter of applying our many hours spent watching actors portray scientists on television to our hatred of Black folk. Games can be rated and compared based on the shortest amount of time it takes a player to reach the first Black person, which represents the point where the developers ran out of ideas. This number is measured in seconds and is called "Start to Black person" or "StN". The smaller the StN, the worse the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old Man Murray would not approve.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chadmack proven right once again - Story in video is like story in porn. Carmack sama, i kneel..

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alan wake game where you DO NOT PLAY AS ALAN WAKE

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    could be worse
    could be debra wilson

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to play Allan Wake
    Here is a Black Woman Cop for you

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does Ganker suddenly hate cute black women in their vidya ? she could have been ugly as frick but she isn't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but she isn't

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nogs are repulsive, anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Says the gross overweight, hairy specimen still living with his mother surrounded in filth.
        Holy projection.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No physical release
    And you lost me.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they bring in Control elements like the FBC, what's the over-under that they make Jesse and Emily lesbians?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but muh ukrainos muh civillians muh sanctions muh biden muh zelensky muh uhhu uhhhhhhhhh ugnhhhhhhhhhhh KEK KEK I CANT

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Why not hire Natalie Emanuel or any other cute neggress? Does ESG actually require them being butt ugly?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no physical release
    >50 bucks on PC (EGS) and already pissed off all the console players even more
    >Alan Wake Remastered still hasnt made money back

    What the frick is Epic doing. Aren't they the publisher?
    It's like they want this to flop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is Epic doing. Aren't they the publisher?
      yes, that's why it's not coming to Steam

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well even if it didnt come to Steam I at least expected the console sales to carry it.
        But they're literally pissing off console players hard with no digital+ten bucks cheaper on EGS shit.
        I am going to be so fricking mad if Alan Wake underperforms AGAIN because Sweeney is a moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is bound to flop.
          >Alan Wake was a 360 exclusive so Sonygays know nothing about it
          >no one owns an Xbox these days
          Steam was the only hope but I heard Epic funded it so it wouldn't be fair anyway to put it on Steam.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick is Epic doing. Aren't they the publisher?
      Yes, they are also the ones pumping money into this, so I'm just glad it's AW2 is happening at all.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's true, I will have to finally kneel to timmy unless it's cracked day one

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it looks a lot more horror
    its a game where you kill creatures with a flashlight. It will never be scary. It fails by default.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute one.
    >Cute.
    I wouldn't say that, but at least it isn't that frick-ugly niggy.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not even bad looking irl, her in game model looks off for some reason. Same shit happened in Control.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she voicing herself or same deal as alan and casey?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voicing herself, same as Courtney Hope as Jesse in Control.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        is she voicing herself or same deal as alan and casey?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks mate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She cute

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Female
    Interest not peaked.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single game with a black woman front and center flops horribly and sells like shit, you'd think they'd have learned by now.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely pirating this one. Not wasting my hard-earned money to play as a niggress.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what part of the game do you think saga and alan meet in, near the beginning or the end?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the end of both of their individual sections, I guess? And then once they do you still have like 2 or 3 hours of game with both walking together.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because all of this went so well for the Forspoken devs, right? Oh wait, Luminous Productions shut down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forspoken didn't flop because the MC was black, anon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        it flopped coz of horrible writing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep telling yourself that. Who's the least popular Disney princess again?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're telling me the game would've been good and been a critical success if the MC was white? The game actually had no problems in gameplay besides the race of the MC?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person the game is fricking awful from any standpoint, from combat to writing. It could literally be anyone in the seat and it would still be fricking terrible. T. man who played it for a review.

            Worse games have been successful on the basis of a cute/hot female lead.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't go as far to say "worse" because this game is a pile of trash, but having a sexy female protag can definitely make a mid game sell well.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person the game is fricking awful from any standpoint, from combat to writing. It could literally be anyone in the seat and it would still be fricking terrible. T. man who played it for a review.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the only black girls in video games not to have a fricking fro or dreads
    are they actually evolving to use more than one black person???

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so is the Sam Lake character voiced by the Max Payne voice actor cause that's gonna be KINO. Dont like the idea of playing someone other than Alan though, not just because its le black queen. I just think it should stay focused entirely on Alan like the first game. No bouncing between character messing with the flow of the story. Although playing as the Max Payne player model with his voice actor.....that I can do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Alex Casey is modelled after Sam Lake and is voiced by James McCaffrey and is definitely totally not a stand-in for Max Payne, nope, absolutely not.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is, it's Alex Casey, the Max Payne stand in character Alan Wake wrote in-universe. You could interact with his books in the game and Max Payne's voice would read out the pages. Cool stuff.
      About it being fully Alan, that would work if they just jumped back and forth in time with you playing with Alan already free searching for something in Bright Falls and flashbacks with him freeing himself. But I guess they found this setup more interesting. They didn't want to let go of the daylight "meet quirky characters" part of the game, and I guess just skipping the escaping part was out of the question for them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That character is Alex Casey, Alan's character from his famous book franchise. He was even voiced by McCaffrey in the first game.

      ?t=5

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is timmy endgame here?
    https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1661490115833913344?t=qFpsrpSujx_V2fD9chQwVQ&s=19

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finally - a cute one
    blind homosexual

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, are remedy numbers so bad they need Timmy bux to keep releasing new games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Control actually sold well enough, and I'm sure the Max Payne Remake deal got them some decent money too, but for this game to come out this year, by the time they signed this specific deal, yeah, they were broke.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cautious about playing as the woman but Remedy is about one of the only developers left out there who can still make a decent game
    And besides, they've already done it before and people were mad when we had to play as Mona in Max Payne
    Also where the FRICK is Barry

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitposting about final fantasy, probably

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        barry retired after going on tour with the asgards, he can't be stopped

        Alan will have to drag his ass out of retirement for his comeback tour BUT-
        Barry has been bangin Alice the whole time since Alan disappeared

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's be Mr.------

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Scratch is gonna be in 2 right?
            I think I remember something about American Nightmare being non-canon so his defeat never actually happened

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's still canon, but it's sort of a side story now, since it was a failed escape attempt. That's why it starts and ends as an episode of Night Springs.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how would it be unverified, doesn't he write the games

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's from when they took away the bue twitter checkmarks from everyone. He was saying 'Unverified' on basically everything he posted for a couple days.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You need to pay for the blue checkmarks now, lol. That site only has 5 years of life max at this rate thanks to Elon rich boy homosexualry.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                two more weeks lol (no one actually left and those who did are back already)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nyooo my twitterino.

                >JUST PAY FOR THE CHECKMARKS
                Get banished to the flames, homosexuals.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe, cope, dilate, rope.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are actually an industry insider? You're acting A LOT like one right now. Are you a dev?

                >Just. Pay. For. The. Chec-
                Nope. Kys.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still angry Elon destroyed your liberal hugbox, huh?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are actually an industry insider? You're acting A LOT like one right now. Are you a dev?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nyooo my twitterino.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's referring to the fact that he no longer has the blue check mark. Everyone lost it a while ago, unless you had paid for Twitter Blue. So, he's unverified.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mr *SKR-AA-CHHH*?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      barry retired after going on tour with the asgards, he can't be stopped

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, he's moved on...

      ?t=289

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The only problem with Forspoken was the black girl! It's actually a 10/10 game an would've sold billions without that!
    I'm just about done with this godforsaken board.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the only problem, but a hot girls in your game can make gamers forgive a lot of things. Reminder that despite everything, all the problems, the whole smear campaign journalists ran against FFXIII, the trilogy still broke selling records. If you somehow still think gameplay is all that matters you're severely out of touch.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There has been loads of games that have "cute girls" in them that sold like shit and became forgotten.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And many more who are mediocre that survived because of them. Even Seran Kagura was killed more because of Sony than a dying fanbase. Face it, you're copying that somehow gamers have higher standards than that, which it's not the reality.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If the game is good, it's good. A character being black isn't gonna make a game flop. That's racist incel logic.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then why did the Princess And The Frog flop? I've watched, it's not any worse than any other princess movie. Why did Frozen became such a huge hit? Aside from a very catchy song it's just the regular princess movie too. You can point finger and call people racist as much as you want, it's not gonna change reality. Labeling people into 'racists' and 'incels' is stupid anyway and betrays your arrogance. You're like Hillary Clinton and her bask of deplorables, creating enemies out of your public.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally saying everything isn't based on any sort quality, but on race.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                To a degree, yes. Perhaps if Princess And The Frog told one of the best stories ever told it would have been successful, or if Frozen told a dogshit and disrespectful story it would have flopped. But yes, people have standards that don't exactly correlate with quality. It's like all those parents who didn't take their children to watch Buzz Lightyear because of the gay kiss or something, or the beer drinkers who aren't buying Bud Light. All I'm saying is, if Forspoken has a cute girl as MC I would have at least tried it out.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Cute girls" will not make your game a hit or even sell all that many copies by themselves, but they're a boost you're stupid for not picking up for your game. You lose nothing for having them (except a node from people who'd never buy your game in the first place) and only stand to gain.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick do you play as her? Wouldn't both Alan Wake and Alex Casey make more sense? Than Wake and Diversity Girl?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since Alex Casey is an obvious Max Payne parallel and Remedy's already working on the Max Payne remakes I guess it makes sense to have a different protag if they're gonna search for Alan.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you dont understand they NEED to have Black person protag.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I SHOT THAT FRICKING GHOST
    >WITH MY MIND

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pattern recognition is racism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define your meaning of "pattern recognition".

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black women are the most overrepresented demographic in modern video games despite being by far one of the least likely to actually play vidya.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they really aren't you just notice them more because you want something to complain about.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, they aren't. It's just that you homosexuals complain and act like the sky is falling when you see one and compare it to the other five you saw years ago.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My CNFS has never been higher.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no women!
    >Oh no black people!
    >Oh no gays!
    Yes, because none of those things existed in gaming until 2014.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I can create total shit with 0 effort, but people will like it and give millions of dollars because I made the main character white? Didn't know it was that easy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Go ahead and become rich.

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not playing Black person wake 2

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Debra Wilson no buy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember her from MADtv. What happened to her? She looks like a runaway science experiment now.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is going to bankrupt the studio. They haven't had a good hit since 2012, maybe before that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remedy never had a good game. They just have meme status because of Sam Lake's constipated expression pasted on Max Payne.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the FRICK is this game even for? I have extreme Black person fatigue and I wanted Alan Wake to be Alan Wake. Can't even have old series be left in peace without being strung up on the rainbow flag pole. I'm not going to buy Alan Wake 2 and I'm going to go out of my way to shit post it.

        Going by the general mood of the thread, fans didn't want this. I didn't want this, so who is this game even for?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MUH FATIGUE
          Stop pushing this, /misc/. It'll never be a thing. You sound like an adult who still wears diapers.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just like the superhero fatigue wasn't a thing?

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no disc release

    they learned from forspoken
    at least they won't be generating a ton of planet-destroying e-waste
    just a waste of electricity is all

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder first alan wake flopped
    quantum break flopped too but then gamepass added like +10 million in sales allegedly. only control was successful

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope the federal bureau of control and the oldest house are in, i liked the alan wake dlc in control. it would be really creepy to explore without the op director gun and powers

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we have almost daily delicious brown threads here
    >industry insiders still haven't understood what gamers hate aren't the brown characters but the outright disgusting and ugly ones
    It's so simple, make the characters pretty. Hire pretty actresses. No, it's like they prefer to stand next to what's ugly as if in defiance, like they hate the very people who are supposed to support them.

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait so you don't play as alan wake, you play as some Black person? man why to ruin my hype

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You play as both. It's like an RE2 thing where you choose who you play as first.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She ugly as frick not buying this game for my Xbox sorry shill

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's alright, but it would've been hot if she was a spicy Latina chick instead.

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