Finally, a high test fantasy game without mopey Japanese bullshit.

Finally, a high test fantasy game without mopey Japanese bullshit. Just dudes in heavy armor fighting each other and chicks with huge breasts. Gaming is alive.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chicks with huge breasts

    Gonna need to see some proof on that one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he meant to say "huge chicks with breasts"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >huge chicks with breasts
        Gaming is alive.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, the trailer was pretty cool. Activated my neurons.

    The first one was a tech demo and a school project. Absolutely dreadful and clunky. I honestly wouldn't mind if they'd make this into more of a campy shlock like Darksiders, with similar combat or something.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >more of a campy shlock like Darksiders
      Real shame what happened to 3, it was a fun series while it lasted.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The big stupid armor makes me wish this was just a 30k game set on Caliban with The Lion as the player character. A young Primarch fights to free his world from the encroaching demons. Thats it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >big stupid armor
      ...is a sign that it'll be kino. You just have SHIT taste.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the armor, but you cant deny its big and stupid. Thats what makes it sick. A Space Marine wouldn't be a Space Marine in some gay shit like 343 Halo armor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >40gay

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first one was massively overhyped and turned out to be abysmal, a lot of these souls clones turn out the same; cool aesthetic, cool world, cool setting, all let down by derivative and lazy gameplay.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is hould replay it
      it was my first souls-like since it was developed primarily for PC and back then i liked the gameplay

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    call me a homosexual but i liked the first game's visuals too

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares dev

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be shit like all their games

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think she's neat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they are being shameless.
      >you want Melania and Artorias???

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Artorias I get insofar as they are both copying the same homework.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your destiny, Ganker.

    Team Punished Angel or Team b***hy Blonde Paladin?
    I'm partial to the blonde myself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the angel so we will face in invasions

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punished Angel because she looks like Casca.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      angel for sure
      I bet blondie would look fantastic with a wiener in her mouth, but the bloody mess gets my jimmies rustlin real good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      right looks like sweet dee

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish normalgays cared about animation quality more than they do, it's the one thing keeping me from thinking this looks great. Animation is important in both how the game looks in motion and also how it feels to play. They'll never reach Souls quality if they can't even begin to compare to 2011's Dark Souls 1 in that department.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wanna see terribad animations look at Jedi Survivor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, that one is abhorrent. This is miles better, it's just that every other department of game's visuals is two generations ahead of DS1, but animation work still doesn't come even close in any of its "clones". They'll never stop feeling like cheap copies unless they manage to deliver the same kind of polish.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why almost all western action games have the same shitty limp combat animations. Over dependence on mocap maybe? The only western studio that does decent combat animations I can think of off the top of my head is Blizzard, and they don't even fricking make action games. I guess For Honor does OK when it feels like it, but then a 700ms move becomes 500ms for balance reasons and it looks like molten diarrhea.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sony Santa Monica is probably the single western studio that makes genuinely good melee combat animations.
        And I definitely think it's over reliance on mocap over keyframing, same issue Dark Souls II suffered from, which was thankfully course corrected in every single game they've made since.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't understand impact, snap movement, windup and release, etc. DmC's animations were so bad in development that Itsuno had to fly in and fix it. From the trailers this game is the same floaty shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meant to link this

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >surge 2 was their last game
    it's going to be shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this even Deck 13?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        its ci games who worked with d13 on the first game. ci has been making sniper games for about 80 years.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        right it says
        >Developer(s) Hexworks
        >Publisher(s) CI Games
        ok slim chance it's not shit but it's a new studio

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay, i looked it up
          original game was developed by Deck 13, published by CI games. CI games owns the rights, apparetly

          Deck 13 was going to develop a sequel but it was cancelled after 2 years of mainly pre-production
          CI games contracted another studio who would start over from scratch but then CI games cancelled the contract
          then in 2020 they went on to found a new Spanish - Romanian studio to develop the game, that's Hexworks

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >original game was developed by Deck 13, published by CI games
            the frick? I could've sworn it was published by Bamco

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You might be thinking of Code Vein? That was published by bamco iirc.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe they were the official distributor in your country
              this shit makes my head spin

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there frilled battledresses?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      from the trailer it looked like the MC is canonically male

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My rebuttal:

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Faction wars.
    >Seamless invasion party vs seamless coop players
    It won't be as good as From Souls but it could still be really fun

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >video games
    >high test

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that pic is awesome

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It perfectly shows why men are the superior species. no matter how old you are, be charming and take care of yourself and you will always have college hoes all over your dick

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just be a rich and handsome actor bro

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can scrap the rich actor part. go to a party in any college town and you are guaranteed to have fun

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hexworks had high ambitions for the game, with Virtosu adding that the studio wanted to be "the second reference [after FromSoftware]" for the Soulsborne genre.
    they already tried this. just why.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Souls clone
    >goes hard into the aesthetics and production values
    >trailers look great
    >game comes out
    >it's a total slog
    Every single time.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The final boss better take place on that giant hand

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walk into final boss arena
      >ground starts rumbling
      >hand pops out of the ground and grabs you
      >cue boss music and healthbar labeled HAND OF ADYR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Adyr's resurrection s probably yeah

      I don't know why almost all western action games have the same shitty limp combat animations. Over dependence on mocap maybe? The only western studio that does decent combat animations I can think of off the top of my head is Blizzard, and they don't even fricking make action games. I guess For Honor does OK when it feels like it, but then a 700ms move becomes 500ms for balance reasons and it looks like molten diarrhea.

      It's motion capture, a blight that ruined Dark Souls 2 animations too

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think souls is anything special but the few souls likes I've tried just feel like cheap, clunkier ripoffs.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game title
    >Game title 2
    >Game title
    Why do they do this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like
      >Game title
      >Game title
      there was never a LotF2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game title
        >The game ti-eh you know what, frick it
        >Game title

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i had a good time with the first one. the final part was completely broken on ps4 and had almost 0 sound so i was laughing thru most the final fight but it was fun. this looks a lot better though a bit "boring" as in just what you expect from souls stuff

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks better than the first one and that other piece of shit Mortal Shell.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am so ready for Christian Souls

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