finally we can bing bing wahoo at work and school
finally we can bing bing wahoo at work and school
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No you can't. It's one of a kind and they're not selling it. You may only look at them.
>In display on Nintendo NY store
How long before they get stolen?
Ayo I needa lets a go on dees tweekers
Imagine the fucking street cred. Literal evaporisation if a bro pulls these up in a competition.
yeah you may have the limited daily dose goosey lous but do you have Mario's own shoes? (1 of 1)?
There are underground shoe competitions?
Blacks go mad for dem jordans
It's for basketball. Pulling up in the rarer sneakers gives you a psychological advantage.
so its like anime power levels?
wasnt that a movie?
Immediately. Mario already suffered through the "Summer of Love" once before.
>it took the physical attacking of one of their stores for Nintendo to put out a BLM appeasement statement
>it was still much lighter than everybody elses statement
>sonyfags actually tried to use it as fuel against Nintendo when SIE went harder on BLM shit than any other company not just in the industry but in general
That's what happens when you implicity state that black people can be killed like ants on a crosswalk. Sucks to suck.
>OD on the sidewalk while being arrested
>be treated like a martyr forever
You know what i'm starting to think that might be the only way things are going to get better and it's you liberals fault for bringing it to that point
It's a trick the real answer is to normalize the endless ridicule of people that have been societally gifted the right to treat other people like shit as some form of reparation for things that have never been done to them.
Because nothing is an acceptable apology for the injustice of doing nothing.
The quickest way to force them to BSOD is to ask them for a specific dollar amount has to be paid in reparations for racism to be defeated. They can’t answer it, because if they did that’d mean there’s an end-goal for their grift.
>kneeling to intimidation tactics and appeasing the mob at all
I wonder what happened to that specific mario plush
Saw someone post a screenshot of someone with the plush long time ago, but knowing discord, it was probably for clout.
Y boi was silent and violent. Thas why we broke in ana drag his pasty cracka ass out onto da syewalk hear?
>"Don't treat us like violent criminals and thugs!"
>proceed to be violent criminals and thugs
>"heh that'll show them we're not all violent criminals and thugs"
Anon, please get him to delete his post! It's causing me anxiety! Oh why won't anyone think of my anxiety!
Dis bro finna wild out on dat cracka
Same as gays
>why does everyone think we’re STD-addled degenerates?
>*proceeds to have massive open-air orgy in gay pride parades*
>we just don’t get it
Well to be clear there is a level of separation between "The Gay Community" and "Gay People".
There really ain’t. The ‘normal’ gays are a small minority, and it’s more they are just better at keeping their degeneracy on the downlow
t. Bisexual who only doesn’t act on his more degenerate beliefs because he’s a hikki-neet afraid of AIDS
I don't care about your doublespeak where you admit to the separation existing then provide yourself anecdotally to pretend it doesn't exist In the following sentence.
this. Biggest black pill for 2020. I remember all the beaners I have on social media were angry at blacks for doing this. Super Mario World
I dare you to call them beaners irl
He doesn't have the balls, which is why he's posting it here instead.
However I will call them Latinxs
>some store (can't remember which) gets in trouble for "coolest monkey in the jungle" shirt being worn on a black kid in advert
>walking by store
>black buy spray painting "we are not monkeys" on the window
What did Mario do?
what game is that from?
and no, before anyone accuses me of being racist I support all POC as I'm a trans POC myself.
It’s in Manhattan it’s not as bad as the other parts. The tourists come to manhattan so it’s more on lock down
Where do you think Harlem is? Everything north of 110th might as well be Compton
isnt compton in california
That’s the joke. Compton is the stereotypical ‘black ghetto’, I was comparing northern Manhattan with south central Los Angeles
dis bro got MARIO TIMBS
They look like baby shoes, how do you even wear these as an adult?
They're for obese people.
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
Those don't look like they come in size 13.
>Those don't look like they come in ages 13
you can't keep punishing incompetent people by burying them under your pussy.
do they let me triple jump?
I don't get it
Like, I'd understand if they were selling them
Novelty shoes, shoefags might want a pair
But who the fuck cares about seeing a recreation of Mario's shoes from the movies?
Of literally all the props/assets they could recreate irl, why the shoes?
Who the fuck is lining up outside of Nintendo NY going "omg i cant WAIT to see mario's shoes!!!"
I never even thought of Mario's shoes as being iconic. It's like recreating his gloves.
Is he Italian and Irish? I guess it makes sense now why Charlie Day is voicing his brother.
Buy a pair of these, preserve them and sell them for millions in 20 years.
>show cast all together
>please see our movie
>ANDU FORU ZA AMERICAJIN AUDIENCE WE HAVE A SPECIARU ANNOUNCEMENT
>...what could it be?
>YOU CAN LOOKU ATU A PAIRU OF SHOESU IF YOU CAN NYU YARKU STORU PREAASE GO TO MY STORU AND BUY MARIO MERCH
i've been to that store it's fucking lame. just a bunch of basic clothes that cost $30 a T-shirt. i went on some zelda special event and got a comic book signed by some minor contributor. he was like the fucking translator or something lmfao, like why is he signing the books
i did get a sick poster out of it though. and they had a really cool clock tower and skull kid display set up. the "museum" aspect is really lacking. its just a bunch of gameboys and shit you already under glass. nothing that's really rare or one of a kind
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
How tf does anyone fit in these? Even if they were long enough, there'd be a ton of empty space inside them. They look both stupid and extremely uncomfortable.
Stfu bro i can just fyne
That sounds like a personal problem, anon
>that kid who bought the official The Super Mario Bros. Movie™ shoes and goomba stomped the school bully
people are unironically wearing these fucking things so i dont wanna hear about how this is autistic or whatever
It's incredible what you can make people do if you pay influencers to tell them to do so
it's hilarious how these things became a serious fashion item when all of the other stuff this brand sells is joke shit like picrel
rich people are retarded
I had horse when I travelled to Europe. It's delicious.
nooo not the horserino
Cute Roll boots!
They are Astroboy Boots
It IS autistic though, because the modern adult today IS autistic.
FFS it's literally Pacman's shoes.
People will put Bionicle shoes on their feet just because a celebrity made them.
>Mario's Iconic boots
>They aren't even boots, they're leather sneakers Vaguely shaped like mario's boots from the pant-cuff down
Why did drawn to life end like this again
Because Mike was DRAWN (to be attracted, to driven to) to life and it kept him alive.
Whenever I think of Mario, I don't think of his shoes. They're not as iconic as his hammer or hat.
>remodel some shitty chink baby shoes
that'll be $399.99 + tip!
they look nothing alike but ok
ok legitimate retard
What? They're the least iconic part of his outfit. They're generic brown boots.
If I sorted his clothes from most iconic to least iconic, it would go
wrong retard it's hat > gloves > boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overalls
his overalls aren't even in luigis mansion they're so irrelevant
But they are
look like those shoes I wear for clubfeet
i bet you could double jump with those
I can't believe they put that in the movie.
Been edging for like 50 minutes and came to this picture thank you anon I came so much I got light headed
Ayo dis bro wearin dat Supa Mario drip
Man that's fucking retarded. So you essentially have a pair of regular, brown leather shoes kids size. Dang. How exciting to see that.
that'll be 100 dollars, goy. 500 dollars after the US financial crisis
>after the US financial crisis
>finally we can bing bing wahoo
I never thought about it, but what is the "bing" supposed to represent? Wahoo is mario jumping I suppose.
Are they at least functional work boots?
Imagine the headlines if some tard curbstomps someones head in with these in a school fight
>Red Wing is making them
For five years I wore Red Wings every day.
I would unironically buy a pair of these.
my red wings are the most comfortable work boot ive ever worn, but the sole wears out faster than some walmart brand shit. it only took about a year to be so slick that wet surfaces are a hazard. one day ill get them resoled but its not worth it right now.
>caring about which brands sweatshop makes your shoes
I don't understand this.
Mario if he boot
>Nintendo lets people buy Bing Bing shoes to stomp on... KOOPAHS...
>While SEGA shits themselves TWICE not letting people buy Sonic Pumas
Why is SEGA like this? I thought SEGA did what Nintendon't?
>YIPPPPPPPPEEHHH I LOVE NINTENDO I LOVE NINTENDO I LOVE NINTENDO
Same. I love Nintendo so fucking much it's unreal.
Normalize wearing big, goofy, impractical cartoon boots. Lets get some megaman boots next, please.