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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No you can't. It's one of a kind and they're not selling it. You may only look at them.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >In display on Nintendo NY store
    How long before they get stolen?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ayo I needa lets a go on dees tweekers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the fricking street cred. Literal evaporisation if a homie pulls these up in a competition.
      yeah you may have the limited daily dose goosey lous but do you have Mario's own shoes? (1 of 1)?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are underground shoe competitions?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Blacks go mad for dem jordans

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's for basketball. Pulling up in the rarer sneakers gives you a psychological advantage.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            so its like anime power levels?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            wasnt that a movie?
            like mike?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately. Mario already suffered through the "Summer of Love" once before.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it took the physical attacking of one of their stores for Nintendo to put out a BLM appeasement statement
        >it was still much lighter than everybody elses statement
        >sonygays actually tried to use it as fuel against Nintendo when SIE went harder on BLM shit than any other company not just in the industry but in general

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That's what happens when you implicity state that black people can be killed like ants on a crosswalk. Sucks to suck.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >OD on the sidewalk while being arrested
            >be treated like a martyr forever
            classic

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You know what i'm starting to think that might be the only way things are going to get better and it's you liberals fault for bringing it to that point

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's a trick the real answer is to normalize the endless ridicule of people that have been societally gifted the right to treat other people like shit as some form of reparation for things that have never been done to them.
              Because nothing is an acceptable apology for the injustice of doing nothing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The quickest way to force them to BSOD is to ask them for a specific dollar amount has to be paid in reparations for racism to be defeated. They can’t answer it, because if they did that’d mean there’s an end-goal for their grift.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >kneeling to intimidation tactics and appeasing the mob at all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what happened to that specific mario plush

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Saw someone post a screenshot of someone with the plush long time ago, but knowing discord, it was probably for clout.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Y boi was silent and violent. Thas why we broke in ana drag his pasty cracka ass out onto da syewalk hear?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"Don't treat us like violent criminals and thugs!"
        >proceed to be violent criminals and thugs
        >"heh that'll show them we're not all violent criminals and thugs"
        Poetry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          shut up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, please get him to delete his post! It's causing me anxiety! Oh why won't anyone think of my anxiety!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Dis homie finna wild out on dat cracka

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Same as gays
          >why does everyone think we’re STD-addled degenerates?
          >*proceeds to have massive open-air orgy in gay pride parades*
          >we just don’t get it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well to be clear there is a level of separation between "The Gay Community" and "Gay People".

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              There really ain’t. The ‘normal’ gays are a small minority, and it’s more they are just better at keeping their degeneracy on the downlow
              t. Bisexual who only doesn’t act on his more degenerate beliefs because he’s a hikki-neet afraid of AIDS

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about your doublespeak where you admit to the separation existing then provide yourself anecdotally to pretend it doesn't exist In the following sentence.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this. Biggest black pill for 2020. I remember all the beaners I have on social media were angry at blacks for doing this. Super Mario World

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I dare you to call them beaners irl

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't have the balls, which is why he's posting it here instead.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Never.
              However I will call them Latinxs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >some store (can't remember which) gets in trouble for "coolest monkey in the jungle" shirt being worn on a black kid in advert
          >walking by store
          >black buy spray painting "we are not monkeys" on the window

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What did Mario do?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what game is that from?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mariowind

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        and no, before anyone accuses me of being racist I support all POC as I'm a trans POC myself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s in Manhattan it’s not as bad as the other parts. The tourists come to manhattan so it’s more on lock down

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think Harlem is? Everything north of 110th might as well be Compton

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          isnt compton in california

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That’s the joke. Compton is the stereotypical ‘black ghetto’, I was comparing northern Manhattan with south central Los Angeles

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dis homie got MARIO TIMBS

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOMPIN'

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They look like baby shoes, how do you even wear these as an adult?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're for obese people.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those don't look like they come in size 13.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Those don't look like they come in ages 13
      Fixed

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you can't keep punishing incompetent people by burying them under your pussy.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do they let me triple jump?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it
    Like, I'd understand if they were selling them
    Novelty shoes, shoegays might want a pair
    But who the frick cares about seeing a recreation of Mario's shoes from the movies?
    Of literally all the props/assets they could recreate irl, why the shoes?
    Who the frick is lining up outside of Nintendo NY going "omg i cant WAIT to see mario's shoes!!!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never even thought of Mario's shoes as being iconic. It's like recreating his gloves.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario Day
    Is he Italian and Irish? I guess it makes sense now why Charlie Day is voicing his brother.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a pair of these, preserve them and sell them for millions in 20 years.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >show trailer
    >show cast all together
    >please see our movie
    >ANDU FORU ZA AMERICAJIN AUDIENCE WE HAVE A SPECIARU ANNOUNCEMENT
    >...what could it be?
    >YOU CAN LOOKU ATU A PAIRU OF SHOESU IF YOU CAN NYU YARKU STORU PREAASE GO TO MY STORU AND BUY MARIO MERCH
    i've been to that store it's fricking lame. just a bunch of basic clothes that cost $30 a T-shirt. i went on some zelda special event and got a comic book signed by some minor contributor. he was like the fricking translator or something lmfao, like why is he signing the books

    i did get a sick poster out of it though. and they had a really cool clock tower and skull kid display set up. the "museum" aspect is really lacking. its just a bunch of gameboys and shit you already under glass. nothing that's really rare or one of a kind

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How tf does anyone fit in these? Even if they were long enough, there'd be a ton of empty space inside them. They look both stupid and extremely uncomfortable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu homie i can just fyne

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like a personal problem, anon

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STOMPIN'.... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that kid who bought the official The Super Mario Bros. Movie™ shoes and goomba stomped the school bully

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people are unironically wearing these fricking things so i dont wanna hear about how this is autistic or whatever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's incredible what you can make people do if you pay influencers to tell them to do so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's hilarious how these things became a serious fashion item when all of the other stuff this brand sells is joke shit like picrel
      rich people are moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had horse when I travelled to Europe. It's delicious.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nooo not the horserino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cute Roll boots!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Uooh..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are Astroboy Boots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It IS autistic though, because the modern adult today IS autistic.
      FFS it's literally Pacman's shoes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People will put Bionicle shoes on their feet just because a celebrity made them.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario's Iconic boots
    >Laces
    >They aren't even boots, they're leather sneakers Vaguely shaped like mario's boots from the pant-cuff down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did drawn to life end like this again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because Mike was DRAWN (to be attracted, to driven to) to life and it kept him alive.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I think of Mario, I don't think of his shoes. They're not as iconic as his hammer or hat.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >remodel some shitty chink baby shoes
    that'll be $399.99 + tip!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they look nothing alike but ok

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >reading comprehension
        ok nintenhomosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >eyes
          ok legitimate moron

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >iconic boots
    What? They're the least iconic part of his outfit. They're generic brown boots.
    If I sorted his clothes from most iconic to least iconic, it would go
    S Tier
    >hat
    A Tier
    >overalls
    ...
    F Tier
    >gloves
    >boots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wrong moron it's hat > gloves > boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> overalls
      his overalls aren't even in luigis mansion they're so irrelevant

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But they are

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    look like those shoes I wear for clubfeet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      heheheheh

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i bet you could double jump with those

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S-A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe they put that in the movie.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Been edging for like 50 minutes and came to this picture thank you anon I came so much I got light headed

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo dis homie wearin dat Supa Mario drip

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man that's fricking moronic. So you essentially have a pair of regular, brown leather shoes kids size. Dang. How exciting to see that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that'll be 100 dollars, goy. 500 dollars after the US financial crisis

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >after the US financial crisis
        Which one?

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finally we can bing bing wahoo
    I never thought about it, but what is the "bing" supposed to represent? Wahoo is mario jumping I suppose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      coins

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are they at least functional work boots?

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    MARIO DRIP

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the headlines if some tard curbstomps someones head in with these in a school fight

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Wing is making them
    For five years I wore Red Wings every day.
    I would unironically buy a pair of these.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my red wings are the most comfortable work boot ive ever worn, but the sole wears out faster than some walmart brand shit. it only took about a year to be so slick that wet surfaces are a hazard. one day ill get them resoled but its not worth it right now.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about which brands sweatshop makes your shoes
    I don't understand this.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mario if he boot

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo lets people buy Bing Bing shoes to stomp on... KOOPAHS...
    >While SEGA shits themselves TWICE not letting people buy Sonic Pumas
    Why is SEGA like this? I thought SEGA did what Nintendon't?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >YIPPPPPPPPEEHHH I LOVE NINTENDO I LOVE NINTENDO I LOVE NINTENDO

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I love Nintendo so fricking much it's unreal.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Normalize wearing big, goofy, impractical cartoon boots. Lets get some megaman boots next, please.

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