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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rendered obsolete by the superior game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      combat sucks. it's turn based and wastes a lot of your time.
      a lot of the writing is dumb, a lot of the voice acting is cringe and badly paced. (normal for square but still a huge negative)

      >Dude turnbased combat is out dated, we hear you all
      >so instead we'll let you move your character around while you wait for them to attack automatically.
      >that way it feels even worse and there's a huge disconnect in gameplay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending like the planning and gambit setup aren't part of what makes it satisfying to watch your team handle situations efficiently, just as you'd ordered them to
        >pretending that manual controls aren't required when unexpected shit starts to happen
        >pretending that you were going to do anything besides mash attack in X anyway, which XII does for you and frees you up to intervene whenever the need arises
        Tell me how I know you didn't play XII without telling me you didn't play XII.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're going to give me control of my character then you need to make the mechanics adequate for full control with dodging, parrying and attacking.
          Square is only just learning this now after so many failures. despite the fact that had it right with KH2.
          either it's turnbased, in which case it's garbage but your focus is on the immersive world and narrative or.. you actually try to make good combat.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >turnbased is garbage
            I genuinely wish a painful death upon literally every single last piece of shit zoomer on earth. TZD.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And yet all recent sales show that people want turnbased combat. Just because you struggle with anything that isn't 'Mash button to win' doesn't mean we all do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unlikable characters
      >boring world
      >boring story
      >soulless combat
      >square enix
      yeah, no it's shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        characters
        Balthier is literally the most likable FF character, the only annoying one is Vaan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          let me guess,
          you're fat fujoshi who like 'sexy tumblr men'
          yeah, square enix games is right up your alley
          I'll stick to squaresoft

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more likeable than Baasch?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basch is cool, but Balthier is way cooler

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'M CAPTAIN BASCH!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Balthier > B A H S K

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                DON'T LISTEN TO ONDORE'S LIES!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenberg of Dalmasca!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ashe is Trash

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the mini games are kind of annoying I guess. But other than that it’s the perfect game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuna's VA sucks. Also this
      Still a great game though and one of my favorite FFs. I liked Blitzball

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lulu's breasts don't get enough screentime

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tidus

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tidus is a frickhead.
    Bliztball sucks. You spam Jecht Shot. I got Wakkas best weapon once but never again.
    Most Lulu porn is bestiality for some gay reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Most Lulu porn is bestiality for some gay reason.
      That's not a flaw.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not Final Fantasy 30, where I can frick and marry all the ladies from different races and kill the men because frick you I'm special!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the porn is disgusting 3D shit with bad models instead of drawn
    It has no other flaws btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      legomans stuff is good.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant it's basically perfect

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X is my favorite ff game, however...

    30% of the dialogue needs work
    There are 1 too many "twists" in the game
    Narrative could use a bit more focus
    Un-skippable cutscenes
    No one ever changes cloths
    Ultimate weapons are acquired in tedious ways
    The lake swimming make-out scene w/Yuna and Titus is a little too "are ya winning son"
    Lulu's attire makes no sense for trekking across a continent
    They are wearing beach cloths while climbing Mt. Gagazet, makes no sense
    Some of the art style is a little too overdesigned, i.e. Seymor - this is typical JRPG silliness. I am somewhat partial to a more subdued art style (pic rel). I mean, they're supposed to be a society on the brink, yet everything is soo extravagant.
    Not enough cute brown girls in the party, which is strange because the game is based on south east asia.

    Fix that shit and I can deal with the gameplay shortcomings.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killed off the overworld for good
    >completely linear too
    >started the transition to voiced-cutscene-heavy games
    I like VII the most, then VIII

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its an rpg

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having to re-do the whole salvage ship bullshit everytime I wanna replay it. Wish there was a way to go from Zanarkand to Besaid without all the fluff.

    Wish there was a difficulty slider that's not some autist mod.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved X when I played it the first time, but I was 8 years old when I got it. Even 8 year old me hated the lack of overworld, and i still find it fricking cringe
    Can't for the life of me get into it now despite trying a few times since it came to steam. It's just too linear, of course I didn't care as a kid because the game was graphically a fricking spectacle
    The combat and music are also God tier.
    I might actually give a replay of x-2 a shot though, it's been ages since I played it but I've always considered it to be one of the best turn based combats ever plus I fapped to the strategy guide hundreds and hundreds of times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The combat and music are also God tier.
      While FFVII's soundtrack will probably always be my favorite due largely to nostalgia, FFX is probably Uematsu's greatest work overall. X has my favorite track in the entire series

      ?si=lRF-pBhBsOqPGqiK

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The remaster sucks and fricks up the facial animations.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too linear + random encounters.
    Otherwise ludo.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >first playthrough
    wow, Tidus is a frickwit. wtf Sakaguchi?
    >second playthrough
    ok wow this story is so much better after realizing Yuna is the main character
    >third playthrough
    holy frick Tidus is the greatest FF protagonist ever written. the magnum-opus of narrative thematical character driven story, before everything went to shit and became meaningless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tidus is a frickwit, but it's perfectly appropriate for a star athlete who got hurled into post apocalyptica and haunted by his deathwhale dad to be a bit of a frickwit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plus isn't he like 17?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Tidus
      He has actual character development

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Find a flaw.
    Underwater combat/battles
    Being forced to only use 3 characters is stupid.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd have an easier time finding a positive.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being on a Blitzball team named after extinct cows.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played it because I liked the Besaid Island theme, and then you literally listen to it for like 2 minutes going down a hallway with tutorial battles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you literally listen to it for like 2 minutes
      Yeah and then you go on to hear the dozens of other incredibly good tracks that just get better as you progress

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        false. the music objectively peaks at besaid island. everything else is just set dressing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actual moron take

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the proof is in the pudding

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It sure is

              ?si=JZ6FwdLA7mNjUzGT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fella, there are like 20 songs from FFX that you could be listening to and enjoying right now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wandering Flames is FFX in a nutshell to me. I don't know if they intended to make Spira as crushingly, overwhelmingly depressing as it is but that track perfectly nails everything about the game world for me

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, I love how moody it is. I'd describe it as beautifully sad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It was strange, and somehow... Horrifying.
                >I never wanted to see it again.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people die
                >Yuna dances

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People don't give FFX enough credit for being as depressing and hopeless as it is, it's easily the bleakest Final Fantasy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A major theme of X is death.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm aware

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original sphere grid is garbage. Being able to Zombie-Strike Yu Yevon is garbage. The mo-cap actors and cg is sooooo chinese-heavy - like he does the fricking bow hand gesture apology to Yuna.

    Also his name is pronounced TEE-DUS, not TYE-DUS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, its TIE-DUS and i wont have anyone sully his name, not even the moron devs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you think her name is Aeris

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not the same, Aerith is a japanification of Earth and it's still pronounced "Eh-ri-su" by japanese people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but it doesn't magically change her name to Aeris. Like before Harry Potter had audio books or movies, who the frick knew how to pronounce Hermione? FFX protagonist finally gets his name pronounced in multiple media formats, consistently, and folks decide it's wrong? Nah.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but you're like, actually wrong - it's straight from a Tetsuya Nomura interview.

              I didn't say Teedus wasn't the correct, canon way to pronounce it, I said it sounds fricking stupid and no one pronounces it like that because it sounds fricking stupid. The fact that Tye-dus happens to also tie into the water themes is just a happy accidental bonus

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I didn't say Teedus wasn't the correct, canon way to pronounce it, I said it sounds fricking stupid and no one pronounces it like that because it sounds fricking stupid.
                This argument is moronic as frick though, because Teedus sounds just fine while Tyedus sounds hippie and gay, like someone tried to say Titus while high as shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Teedus sounds homosexualy as frick bud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your opinion is shit and you will die a dog's death.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY IT'S PRONOUNCED IN ALL MEDIA IS THE WAY IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED.

                I guess the closest I can get to understanding this from your side is pronouncing gif as "jif", because I absolutely do pronounce it still as giff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone says giff, I've never met a single person in my entire life who says jiff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone says giff, I've never met a single person in my entire life who says jiff

                Soft g is correct, hard g is homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zombie Simpsons said jif, making you wrong and gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hitler drank water, who cares?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's boomer pronunciation of acronyms they don't understand, GIF stands for graphics interchange format. There isn't a J sound anywhere in that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The pronunciation of individual words in an acronym don't effect the pronunciation of the acronym at all. Do you pronounce NASA as Nehsuh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By your logic it would be nawsaw or some shit, soft G sounds are relatively rare in English so it makes no sense to assume .gif would be "jiff"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TIE-DUS
        Correct because it's sounds tide which works on many levels.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one says Teedus because it sounds fricking stupid, Tidus also fits better with the heavy aquatic theming

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED THAT WAY. BOTH DISSIDIA AND KINGDOM HEARTS PRONOUNCE IT TEE-DUS. IT IS FRICKING STUPID, BUT YOU ASKED FOR A FLAW.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IT'S EVEN ON THE FIRST FRICKING TRAILER

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And it's almost like they plan these games with themes and might maybe mean for Tiidus to mean Sun and Yuna to mean Moon because THAT WAS THE INTENT

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I'm sure it had nothing to do with the game being heavily themed around water and oceans and "tide" being in the protagonist's name

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but you're like, actually wrong - it's straight from a Tetsuya Nomura interview.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually the okinawan word for sun, Tiida.
                Tidus has nothing to do with tides. While Spira has plenty of oceans, the tide is never an element of the story at all.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Find a flaw.
    It's on the fricking title you moron
    >Final Fantasy

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    started the final hallway bullshit

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No lulu sex

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hm. I think the arena capture system could be a bit of a grind and certain celestial weapon miniquests like Lulu's lightning bolts were too much
    (Tidus' Chocobo Race was fine btw, you guys are scrubs. Just embrace the RNG and yell at your screens for 30 minutes until you get the god run)

    For me, FFX is the best JRPG true to the formula. It has everything in spades. Naming it's good qualities would be just like listing every grading category for a video game

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dying to Yunalesca and having to watch that cutscene again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has one of the best fight tracks in the game though

      ?feature=shared
      I always loved this one, right as you're finding out everything you've been told the whole game was a lie you get this super weird song, it makes it feel like reality is breaking

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't get to bang Rikku (i.e., best girl.)

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no online blitzball

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Choose

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rikku all day, every day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is that thing on the right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you 12

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        an edgelord.

        don't worry. one of the male faction leaders bone her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Paine is a Goddess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      marry
      kill
      frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuna is a bawd. A bawd

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being Kimahri and getting to put your hornless cum in her nightly

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lightning bolts

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No overworld and extremely simplified dungeons. The entire game is practically just a long corridor.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wakka is not the main character

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