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Max should be perpetually depressed and moody. This game should have been called Max's Blue Balls because it's all about him finding a willing pussy for his cock.
Well it always bothered me, and it doesn't help that most of the levels are all right angles, so being completely fucked by an enemy you can't see is a constant frustration.
TURBO GAY
if you didn't go COOOL when you shot that gunman in the hospital and he flew backwards into the shelf and the shelf fell down on him with the items tumbling onto him then you have no soul
Sending the last guy flying with a grenade so the slow down had him launch out of frame
Which reminds me, let me find that one video
Also, the movie mods >go into bullet time
3 still has the best gameplay in the series, the story is just kind of meh and the fact you can't skip cutscenes even in replays is so bad that it legit is like a -3 on the final score.
MP3 gunplay felt like GTA, and GTA's gunplay is some of the worst. Also this just makes me think you never actually played MP2, because its gameplay is MUCH better.
It turned Max into a simp who can't function properly without thinking of Mona's pussy.
It turned the one guy who befriended Max during MP1 into the bad guy for cheap drama.
He unironically picked hoes over bros >Max, dearest of all my friends
Vlad was never a good guy, that was clear even in MP1.
3 still has the best gameplay in the series, the story is just kind of meh and the fact you can't skip cutscenes even in replays is so bad that it legit is like a -3 on the final score.
Haven't played 3, but from watching videos it looks very similar to GTA 5 in terms of gun feel. And from what I remember of GTA 5, the gun feel was kinda... meh?
I go back to 1 and 2 every year or so, and the gun feeling is still better than anything I have played so far.
He is right. If the story is more important than the gameplay, why would you choose the medium as a vehicle for it? Why don't you just make a book / movie / comic if the story is in focus?
Reminder he was around for Doom 3 and Quake 4 and both of those games pushed for a more narrative experience while failing to both deliver on that and on an engaging gameplay. Rage was the final nail in the coffin. He might be a genius programmer but he was never a good game director.
Games with truly unskippable cutscenes should receive an automatic worst possible score from any reviewer, because the result is invariably that there's a long, boring cutscene in between the most difficult section of the game and the last save point before that. Even if cutscenes are stealth loading screens, I'd rather watch a bar fill up or a little spinning car or something than the same shitty mocap for the 1000th time
>weapons sound effects are shitty compared to 1 >ennemy death cries are weak compared to 1 >no Sam Lake face >no Norse mythology references >no paradoxically comfy harsh winter atmosphere >no places like the Ragna-Rock club >meh villain >meh slow-mo compared to 1
I still liked it though, the rain is a staple of noir stories, but definitely not as much as I liked the first game.
>Another love interest after your wife and kid are murdered is the epitome of disgusting and cringe.
incel detected.
seeing your wife and baby daughter murdered in front of you is like, a year of mourning, tops. After that you become a pussy hound.
I liked the game play more than 1, but the plot was a big step down, except for the kino ending. Both games are great, need to get around to playing 3.
It turned Max into a simp who can't function properly without thinking of Mona's pussy.
It turned the one guy who befriended Max during MP1 into the bad guy for cheap drama.
He unironically picked hoes over bros >Max, dearest of all my friends
the story sucks BALLS
t. autismo incel
fpbp
Max should be perpetually depressed and moody. This game should have been called Max's Blue Balls because it's all about him finding a willing pussy for his cock.
So do you.
They got rid of max face, that's it.
Cheap enemy placement; no matter how good you might be at the game, you cannot avoid taking damage.
The three games all have this same problem.
So glad to finally see this instead of the usual dick riding.
Well it always bothered me, and it doesn't help that most of the levels are all right angles, so being completely fucked by an enemy you can't see is a constant frustration.
it's designed around bullet time and quick saves, you're supposed to get killed or take too much damage, quick load then play again until it's perfect
>so being completely fucked by an enemy you can't see is a constant frustration.
Try turning off the first person mod.
I can't
Weak villain
Bullet time being turned into a physics violating super power
Thats 3 in that moment you re grabbed to the chopter and you re shooting a rpg7 rocket
Only issue I have with this is escorting baseball mascot man
game didn't need a physics engine
TURBO GAY
if you didn't go COOOL when you shot that gunman in the hospital and he flew backwards into the shelf and the shelf fell down on him with the items tumbling onto him then you have no soul
For me, it's the cunt at the building site
seeing how far you can make him fly
Sending the last guy flying with a grenade so the slow down had him launch out of frame
Which reminds me, let me find that one video
Also, the movie mods
>go into bullet time
I really can‘t.
It’s also around kino
the good ending is not canon
Found it
Top kek, yeah the dumb parts of the games are exactly that
Worse story than Max 1
Worse gameplay than 3
Its the most Number 2 game in the history of number 2 games
It has the best gameplay
MP3 gunplay felt like GTA, and GTA's gunplay is some of the worst. Also this just makes me think you never actually played MP2, because its gameplay is MUCH better.
Vlad was never a good guy, that was clear even in MP1.
I had a dream of my wife ;_;
No funny Finnish side characters
Ahti sucks willy from the simpsons its funnier also those brothers from quantum break
You suck
Too short.
I can't. Game is perfect. I remember playing the free demo over and over.
3 still has the best gameplay in the series, the story is just kind of meh and the fact you can't skip cutscenes even in replays is so bad that it legit is like a -3 on the final score.
Haven't played 3, but from watching videos it looks very similar to GTA 5 in terms of gun feel. And from what I remember of GTA 5, the gun feel was kinda... meh?
I go back to 1 and 2 every year or so, and the gun feeling is still better than anything I have played so far.
>very similar to GTA 5 in terms of gun feel
That's accurate, and in my opinion, both are absolute dogshit when it comes to shootan
>the story is just kind of meh
so remove it
He is right. If the story is more important than the gameplay, why would you choose the medium as a vehicle for it? Why don't you just make a book / movie / comic if the story is in focus?
A game should be played, that's why the GAME-PLAY is more important than anything.
Reminder he was around for Doom 3 and Quake 4 and both of those games pushed for a more narrative experience while failing to both deliver on that and on an engaging gameplay. Rage was the final nail in the coffin. He might be a genius programmer but he was never a good game director.
Games with truly unskippable cutscenes should receive an automatic worst possible score from any reviewer, because the result is invariably that there's a long, boring cutscene in between the most difficult section of the game and the last save point before that. Even if cutscenes are stealth loading screens, I'd rather watch a bar fill up or a little spinning car or something than the same shitty mocap for the 1000th time
There's a mod that lets you skip cutscenes. Doesn't make the pacing of the game any less shit.
Bullet time turns game into a tutorial. It's just too overpowered.
max payne 1 had more charm imo
and that one escort mission where you had to guard max while playing as mona on a building with a sniper was fucking aids
>weapons sound effects are shitty compared to 1
>ennemy death cries are weak compared to 1
>no Sam Lake face
>no Norse mythology references
>no paradoxically comfy harsh winter atmosphere
>no places like the Ragna-Rock club
>meh villain
>meh slow-mo compared to 1
I still liked it though, the rain is a staple of noir stories, but definitely not as much as I liked the first game.
i'm pretty sure you need to install fan fixes just to play this the same as the first one
as timeless as these games are the engine is certainly not.
Why the fuck Max start simp for Mona all the sudduen ?
Also that Russian guy became the villan out of nowhere is dumb.
True
MP2 = MGS2
it's like two hours long
The annoyingly long reload animation in bullet time mode
Max looks stupid from behind. Another love interest after your wife and kid are murdered is the epitome of disgusting and cringe.
>Another love interest after your wife and kid are murdered is the epitome of disgusting and cringe.
incel detected.
seeing your wife and baby daughter murdered in front of you is like, a year of mourning, tops. After that you become a pussy hound.
The entire Baseball Bay Boy escort mission.
Cant tell you how many times i've heard KILL DEM PAYNE, KILL DEM.
Or
Heyyyy whaaaaa im a COLLECTA!
>have to spend 15 minutes getting him unstuck out of the door again
I liked the game play more than 1, but the plot was a big step down, except for the kino ending. Both games are great, need to get around to playing 3.
It turned Max into a simp who can't function properly without thinking of Mona's pussy.
It turned the one guy who befriended Max during MP1 into the bad guy for cheap drama.
He unironically picked hoes over bros
>Max, dearest of all my friends
It's a great game but MP 1 and 3 are better
Mona Sax isn't black. There's also not enough walking sections or quippy one liners.
making Vlad the villian, and part of the not!illuminati to boot, was retarded