>Find the Army quest in Hyrule after beating teh 4 temples

>Find the Army quest in Hyrule after beating teh 4 temples
>"damn wish I had found it sooner this will be too easy"
>get oneshot by white goblin

wtf??? I beat it by abusing my ghosts afterwards, but if I had found this quest early on, there would have been no way to do this and it's one of the first quests you can run into

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >basic b***h enemy does more damage than ganon
    this game sucks

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this wtf. I'm more horrified of getting one tapped by a white gremlin than I ever did fighting any bosses

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this wtf. I'm more horrified of getting one tapped by a white gremlin than I ever did fighting any bosses

      at this point in the game, if you're running around in un-upgraded armor then you deserve what you get.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually gets worse then because I upgraded my armor and now every enemy does 1/4th of a heart and I have like 20.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you even get people to sing for the fairy?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whole quest chain for the fairies starts after joining the Lucky Gazette near Rito Village. Go to the Woodland Stable after that to start getting the band back together.
          That first fairy will show the other three on your map, each is near a stable.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why the frick game doesn't allow you to upgrade the most rare sets?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't dazzle it
      >didn't put a ruby/topaz on his shield to stunlock it
      >didn't upgrade armor, nor is packing fairies
      >didn't retain the mandatory perfect dodge training from the early shrine
      >doesn't know how to play
      >blames the game
      I fricking hate zoomers like you wouldn't believe.

      play something else moron.

      >if I had found this quest early on, there would have been no way to do this and it's one of the first quests you can run into
      are you suggesting that is a problem?

      >opening cutscene shows you're easilyoutmatched at full power
      >somehow thinks it's still not possible to lose because he played Skyrim on Very Easy
      give up man, their entire generation is worthless.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomer is crying and shitting his pants and screeching "zoomer zoomer zoomer!"
        shut up pansy lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re boring

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if I had found this quest early on, there would have been no way to do this and it's one of the first quests you can run into
    are you suggesting that is a problem?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you did it earlier on there wouldn't have been as many or any silver enemies, I didn't see any when I did it after 1 temple.

    BOTW and TOTK have enemy level scaling. I'm not sure if TOTK uses the exact same mechanics but in BOTW the more of a certain enemy type you defeat and your main game and shrine progress, will cause some of that enemy to rank up.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Didn't just stunlock it into the corner with a heavy weapon

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think enemy scaling is tired solely to temple progression, I did two temples then I fricked off to explore and while exploring I gathered a shit-ton of hearts, the master sword, all sorts of bollocks, now there's silver enemies EVERYWHERE, every group of enemies is just silver + black. Since they now can't really get any stronger it wouldn't make sense for it just to be temples.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got hit with the silvers with only one temple done.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only doing Shrines count for scaling shit up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VGGOMMU.png

      >Find the Army quest in Hyrule after beating teh 4 temples
      >"damn wish I had found it sooner this will be too easy"
      >get oneshot by white goblin

      wtf??? I beat it by abusing my ghosts afterwards, but if I had found this quest early on, there would have been no way to do this and it's one of the first quests you can run into

      Botw had a hidden level/xp system.
      The higher level you are, the higher quality of weapons/items you find in the world, and the stronger variants of enemies you find in the world.
      You gain xp by killing enemies and bosses. World bosses/dungeon bosses give a lot more exp per kill than the small mooks do. The only catch: You cant infinitely grind a specific type of enemy. They stop giving xp after killing like 10 of a certain variant (10 lizalfos give xp for kills, the 11th gives nothing etc.) so the quickest way to level is to go out of your way to kill bosses and clear the dungeons. I assume Totk works off of the exact same system

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have a source for this information? I've never heard such a thing

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a >reddit post in the description that goes over the math, kinda.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even zelda is on the fricking level threadmill of no progression allowed
        Thanks, I hate it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There must be more to world level this time. I played -10 days to completion, rushing the story, and then played this on launch, doing only the wind temple for mobility, Master sword for a good weapon, and have been doing side quests instead, and I see the same enemy groups in both games, maybe a few more blue than black, but definitely a whole bunch of silver enemies

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In botw some enemies were able to level up while others would always stay the same. So there may just be a lot of the kind that can't level.

          There also seem to be a few naturally spawning silver enemies like in the depths coliseums, unlike botw.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      The hidden EXP system counts both Temples and Monster kills
      Clearing Temples and killing the big solo monsters give a ton of "exp"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think is based on encountering them the same goes for the golems. Once you find a high level one they are start appearing everywhere

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely shitty bandaid fix over bandaid fix game design.
    First they give you near infinite heals in a pause menu, then they roll out silver enemies that do nearly x8 base damage + their weapon damage leading to constant one shots unless you upgrade armor or have 12+ hearts.

    Then you either end up doing shit like in this webm, where you instantkill any non-silver enemies in a camp/cave then spend ages killing one of those fricks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The combat is so bad in this game it's unreal.
      I hate sitting there and ragdolling enemies into walls because they take 70 hits.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's fun, built around dealing with multiple enemies at once. These webms showing 1v1s are not representative

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >built around dealing with multiple enemies at once
          yeah let me tell you how that actually goes
          >every enemy gets insta nuked by arrow headshots or one shot by one weapon swing because they're all low power versions of said enemies
          >you then spend a minute or more ragdolling the white enemy into the wall
          WAAAOOOWWW DOOOOOOD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unless you upgrade your armor

      Then upgrade your armor you fricking idiot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a garbage extreme scaling system either way.
        Players that don't upgrade get one shot by silvers and hurt a bunch even by reds.
        Players that upgrade to max barely get damaged by anything, all enemies besides silver ones will take 1/4 of a heart even if you throw them 50+ damage weapons.

        It uses a batshit substraction system instead of procentages that scale far better for these longform games.
        If you have 50 armor, than any 50 or sub weapon will do 1/4 of a heart on regular enemies, but if it's a Silver enemy with the same weapon, it'll do 60+ damage and you'll get 2.5 hearts of damage since every point of damage = 1/4 of a heart.
        It breaks the game's difficulty soo much that it feels like a cheat engine code.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Players that don't upgrade
          >Players that upgrade to max
          It's almost like there's some type of middle ground between that where you could just leave your armor at a certain upgrade level.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you have to balance the game yourself
            >you have to stop yourself from abusing pause-healing
            >you have to find your own fun with the Roblox pieces
            >dungeons? what's that
            >new high quality bosses with wide move set like Lynels? Too much work
            >1000 korok seeds? damn that's lit

            10/10 masterpiece, flawless game by the way

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lynels have like three attacks

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                They have 6 overall and an extra three for the different weapons types they use.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes this is normally how playing a game designed for children works.
              It's why Nuzlocke runs are so popular within Pokemon games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Open world was a mistake.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fine, just tell me where to find 2 Lynel's so I can upgrade one single piece of my armor
        The game's balance is absolute fricking dogshit you moron. First you homosexuals tell me to sell everything to get rupees to buy armor because the game is too shit to give you money for exploring. Now I have to grind the shit that I've sold to upgrade said armors because the game was balanced by fricking tards

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tell me to sell everything to get rupees
          >because the game is too shit to give you money for exploring
          But you get the things you sell by exploring...?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            99% of the things that you get are literally just fricking worthless weapons/shields
            Literally shut the frick up you did not even play the game

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What are you talking about? You make rupees by selling literally everything
              >use ingredients to make food to sell
              >tons of minerals / gemstones to sell
              >copious amounts of other plants that sell
              >all those monster parts
              You can sell literally everything.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >use ingredients to make food to sell
                This one is fricking moronic. Why the hell do cooked meals sell more than base ingredients? If I had known that at the start then I wouldn't have sold so many uncooked meat.
                >tons of minerals / gemstones to sell
                Yeah, sell your gems and then miss out on the Gerudo that buys them at a higher price. Also, RIP upgrades
                >copious amounts of other plants that sell
                >all those monster parts
                Again, RIP upgrades

                Stop defending shit game design. I do a fricking quest and get 50 rupees if I'm lucky. The typical armor piece costs around 1000. Why the frick does the game keep shoving down my throat shitty weapons instead of actual useful resources?

                The BEST way to play TOTK is the following:
                Don't upgrade your hearts like a fricking moron and only use armors that give you passive skills like climbing. Enemies never 1 hit ko you, so with 3 hearts you can fully heal with zero effort and investment
                There, now I don't have to worry about getting sniped by a silver bokoblin while I'm stunlocking and breaking 10 weapons while focusing a different silver homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why the hell do cooked meals sell more than base ingredients?
                You pay for the cost of labor. It's just like that in real life. Grocery store ingredients are way cheaper than ordering something cooked at a restaurant.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why the hell do cooked meals sell more than base ingredients?
                Why does a restaurant sell you a steak that costs three times more than the meat you get at a grocery store?

                >uncooked meat
                >can be cooked and used in billions of different ways

                >cooked meat
                >permanently stuck like that, you can only eat it now

                It's stupid. Link doesn't even a cooking certification or anything. Also, it's now an extra fricking chore that you have to do before selling it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why the hell do cooked meals sell more than base ingredients?
                Why does a restaurant sell you a steak that costs three times more than the meat you get at a grocery store?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gerudo that buys them at a higher price
                Does she move around? I saw her like once in BotW at Goron village then never again for 2 entire playthroughs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found weapons with Lynel Horns and just had them defused at Tarrey Town. Also I just Sensor+ and focused on open fields to find red and blue lynels. It's not hard if you aren't a fricking skillet.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've actually never found a regular Lynel outside of the depths colosseum. No clue where they are anymore

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's one in the depths hanging around southeast-ish of Hyrule Field I think, in that general vicinity early on. Pretty sure it was a default one though that may be tied to level scaling

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can tell a Soulshitter was playing this considering how bad they are.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I love seeing that webm because you can see he already died once there on the minimap. Not the best example of "see how easy this is?!?!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The combat is just hot trash.
        You either abuse flurry, abuse headshots, abuse puffshrooms or abuse stunlocks.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you use your options
          No shit moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Think they even buffed flurry. In BotW when fighting Lynels some of their attacks if you dodged them could still get you hit during flurry rush, never had that happen in TotK, even with the big shockwaves from the greatswords/clubs some wield so now it's safer to be more aggressive against them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So upgrade your armor, you stupid Black person

      What other RPGs let's you get away with using shitty starter armor against late game mobs?
      This has been a thing since FF1 and Dragon Warrior

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's super weird mental gymnastics that go on with games like Zelda where people mind break themselves consuming shitposting on Ganker that the game is super easy and made for babies. So in their brain they should be able to easily defeat everything the game has to offer completely naked with just a wooden stick.
        They find out they can't in fact do that at all, so it causes an extreme amount of frustration to them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the person in this webm refuse to use the far faster charge attack? Also, I can't believe how bad people are at this game. It isn't even hard, Fuse is broken and I'm killing silver Black folk in half a weapon's durability, which it then drops its own horn that gives anything like +37 attack or so (forgot exact number). It's a net gain to kill them, and it isn't as slow as people are saying either. And that's BEFORE attack up meals or the barbarian armour, which I haven't bothered using.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost ass if the game is not going all unga bunga on everything and you can set up traps, turrets and vehicles and also using effects like the flowers and minerals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ironic bit in this is that it would go way faster if the guy let the monster attack. the royal claymore does way more damage in a flurry rush than just swinging it around
      >red x on minimap
      That's all you need to know, really

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not using the spin attack
      are you fricking moronic?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you did your charge attack, it would be dead in half the time.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never found this quest and I've beat the game and done all dungeons and did about 100 shrines. So does doing this quest make them not show up at the end when you go to fight Ganondorf? Because if so thats really lame as it would make that section much less cool.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how your average silver enemy has more health and deals more damage than phantom gannon, but they're everywhere and he's tied to specific locations and events.

    A silver moblin could kick his fricking ass.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was like this in the base game as well.
      They changed absolutely nothing.

      Here's a tip to destroy these frickers way faster and w/o breaking 3-4 weapons.
      Get puff shrooms and shoot them at their feet, then backstab them for x4 damage.
      You can even do it back to back.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >w/o breaking 3-4 weapons
        What weak ass weapons are you using that can't handle even a single silver enemy?
        My shit lasts long enough to kill at least two of them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's every Zelda game since OoT anon.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally just do the great fairy quests. you have to do them in order in this one, starting with the quest by the korok forest stable and talking to penn. upgrading your equipment will literally trivialize every aspect of this games combat, since it's just a numbers game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does having better armor fix the fact that even with 60dmg+ weapons they take forever to die? Nobody is complaining about how hard they hit back.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        did op's comment about getting one-shot not matter to you?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I done 60 shrines so now silver enemies are everywhere despite me only completing 2 temples.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good, that means silver weapons are everywhere.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Temples are the only thing in the game that doesn't scale.
      You can literally one shot bosses with OP weaopns if you just mess around and do shrines for 90% of the time.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Temples are the only thing in the game that doesn't scale.
      You can literally one shot bosses with OP weaopns if you just mess around and do shrines for 90% of the time.

      >do rito quest first
      >spectacular temple and boss
      >play for another 20 hours before going to Zora
      >not only does the boss look tutorial tier but I kill it in like 10 hits with a wet Lynel Zora sword
      Man... if the tier system is true, maybe the gaem could have used a few more for how big the world is

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By the time silver enemies are common something else will have "Scaled up" that you may have not noticed; The depths ghostly soldier weapons. By the time I was meeting lots of silver enemies I was also being given lots of untarnished "Royal" tier weapons in the depths, combine the two and you're more than equipped to handle it.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go through dragonhead island
    >how the frick are you supposed to do this
    >can't see 6 inches in front of you
    >barely make it from island to island based off being able to see the rain droplet effect on land
    >taking jump pads praying it lands me exactly where i need to be
    >finally make it to the temple
    >there is no way that's how you are supposed to do that
    >later on get a main quest that points you towards a mechanic clearing up the lightning storm

    Fricking god damnit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait there's platforms and puzzles and shit? You can clear the lightning away? The only time I went to dragonhead I just landed directly on the place with the head part, I had no idea what was going on I just thought I'd explore the lightning cloud. You're telling me there's more shit up there?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a shrine for sure.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You're telling me there's more shit up there?
        The main quest points you there eventually, yeah

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but there's another shrine and not much else. it's easier if you launch yourself from the rabella(?) tower and fly over to the tail. to clear the lighting, you talk to tauro in kakariko once you have 10 hearts and start his quest. you also get a free armor set doing this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >free armor set
          Which one?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            loose tummy Link

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are there any costumes that don't make him look like a queer?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would there be? Link is canonically gay

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Link is canonically gay
                Link fricked Zelda between BotW and TotK.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Link has nutted in every Zelda from every game except the first (seems more like he nuts the Zelda from Adventure of Link). That's how the bloodline of the hero continues after every game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                OoT Link had an entire harem.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                all of the returning ones from botw, his default set, unironically his naked form. also link looking gay is his best quality

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the OOT and MM ones

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Phantom set is kino

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              the thunder-attack one, which makes you deal more damage during thunderstorms. works the same way as the frostbite set and shows a lot of skin

              Nifty. I'll have to get on it then.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            the thunder-attack one, which makes you deal more damage during thunderstorms. works the same way as the frostbite set and shows a lot of skin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't get any quest like that. I had to find the last sage and I was told to look in ancient ruins and that the 4 sages were looking in their own areas so it wouldn't be there.

      So I figured maybe it's a sky island and the only ones not readily available are the ones in the storm. And you're right, can't see shit. But nothing helped me, no quests came up. Just that I had to find the sage. So from the top side there's floating chunks outside the storm. I hopped from chunk to chunk and went in the loading bay with the zonai gacha machine. My shrine radar + told me there was a shrine nearby and I found it and from there I found the sage.

      I have no idea how you triggered the quest to clear the island because nothing came up for me when it was time to go there

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to remember Kakariko Village exists despite the game making it way less important than BotW

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kakariko didn't feature in my game in the least. Not one single mission pointed me that way aside from the drum gay who wanted honey

          >I have no idea how you triggered the quest to clear the island because nothing came up for me when it was time to go there
          Did you do the quest where you find Zelda in Hyrule Castle? I thought I wasn't supposed to go there yet because I figured it was going to lead to the end of the game. After doing that, you're allowed to go to the Ring Ruins which leads to that quest.

          Yeah I did the guests in order. You get the sages, talk to purah, she says she saw Zelda in the castle, you fight puppet ganon, sages come in to help at the end, then she tells you to find the last sage. And that was it for me no hint or anything saying I should check kakariko or any ring ruins

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And that was it for me no hint or anything saying I should check kakariko or any ring ruins
            Ah. I guess it was just something I instinctively went towards because the whole entire game I kept thinking in my brain "when are they going to let me explore the ring ruins?". So after everyone FINALLY knew that wasn't actually Zelda despite me knowing for tens of hours, it clicked in my head to go over there to see if I could finally explore it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well if it wasn't for wanting to see paya, I would've literally not set a single step into kakariko. I went to it to get the shrine since I was already in hateno. Then I ran into impa somewhere else so I literally had ZERO reason to go back, and didn't, until the honey quest. I didn't even go in the town though. When I finally went to see paya, knowing impa wasn't there, she was cold as frick and chado from bleach was there and she wouldn't talk to me anymore so I just continued to ignore kakariko.

              If it wasn't for nostalgia, I literally would not have ever loaded the area at all

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                My main draw was the ancient text quest that gave 100 rupees per text and there's like 12 of them. Was decent money so kept me going back there to check stuff.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was just selling meat so I didn't have to worry about money. The newspaper paid more than 100 per quest too so I was not wanting for cash. At one point I had like 1000 rupees and an hour later I had 4000. I bought a house with that money.

                By the way, apparently people are paying 3000 for the house but I paid 1500

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >apparently people are paying 3000 for the house but I paid 1500
                Yeah I paid 1500 too, wonder if that was due to having Tarrey Town BotW save data?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have botw data so it's not that.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paya still blushes while talking to Link but yeah she seems way too preoccupied with being the new chief and that's all that's on her mind.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't see that in my game. She was very serious and didn't stutter or anything
                >oh hello link, I'm busy being chief, impa just left it to me so I have to do a lot of work, you can go sleep in the inn, bye
                Frick you b***h. At least all the hebes in gerudo town give me attention

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She still gives him the frick me eyes when she turns around. But sorry Paya, Link's too busy hanging out with flamboyant elderly gay men.

                Here's the screenshot I got

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you get one of the way she looks at him out of the corner of her eye when you stand at her side?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                She still gives him the frick me eyes when she turns around. But sorry Paya, Link's too busy hanging out with flamboyant elderly gay men.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting to see paya
                I was fully expecting them to make us feel NTR'd and sure enough, the first thing I see is her hanging around a darkie. This shit is just too predictable, I though you were better than this Japan.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to remember Kakariko Village exists despite the game making it way less important than BotW

            You get the Rings Ruin quest after finishing all 4 villages

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I beat the game dude. I didn't get the quest. They told me to find ruins, and I did, in the sky, and couldn't see shit, but I found her

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weird, I definitely got it even though I already found Mineru by then. There was a little dialogue sequence with that out of place hot researcher dude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have no idea how you triggered the quest to clear the island because nothing came up for me when it was time to go there
        Did you do the quest where you find Zelda in Hyrule Castle? I thought I wasn't supposed to go there yet because I figured it was going to lead to the end of the game. After doing that, you're allowed to go to the Ring Ruins which leads to that quest.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only managed to find the shrine up there with a lot of luck and the sensor, plus a perfectly lucky rail grind that stopped just under the shrine.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it just me or does using the sage summons tank performance

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate them, constantly standing in the way and not doing frick all even when there's enemies attacking me, they just do fricking nothing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tulin always manage to hit enemies weakpoints so I don't see your complaints

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I'm glad for you because my tulin doesn't do frick all even though I used a will on him

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah agreed. I was fighting 3 red bokos and he just kept missing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah agreed. I was fighting 3 red bokos and he just kept missing.

            Tulin's bad for crowd fights but that lil dude can snipe Lynels better than anybody somehow.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's really clear when you see people b***hing about the combat in this game haven't played it because what really should be panned across the board is how poorly Sages are to manage.

      Using them is absolutely bullshit. You can whistle to have them stack on you but once you have more than like 2 of them out, they become completely unusable
      >the one you are trying to use constantly running from you
      >when you try to use one, another is used because they just stack on each other
      >using random powers because you're just trying to pick shit up
      I have no idea how this wasn't playtested out and put on a specific button. Have you hold shield block and hit a modifier button or SOMETHING. Like holy shit I fricking hate using sages. I'm at the point where I don't even have them summoned the majority of the time anymore.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Get Mineri
        >Oh shid a customizable ridable mech!
        >Mech is slow as frick even if you put fan on the back
        >Its weak as shit too no matter what you equip it with

        Whats the fricking point

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't even break rocks with an attachment-less punch
          Yeah that was the only hope I had for it. Literally the only application I have for it is when I'm too lazy to run around gloom so I mount into it.
          But more often than not I completely unsummon Mineru because I've accidentally gotten into it mid combat from trying to pick stuff up and I end up taking more damage than I normally would because the combat in it is so fricking weak.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>can't even break rocks with an attachment-less punch
            What? Yes you can. that's my go to way to mine zonaite

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I should've been more specific. I tried on those big rock walls and it didn't work. I guess you can mine the mineral stuff which is helpful

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah that was disappointing. Yunobo can blow them up in one go though so it's not too big a loss

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, Yunobo's job is clearing rock walls. He's your repeatable bomb power.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Get Mineri
            >Oh shid a customizable ridable mech!
            >Mech is slow as frick even if you put fan on the back
            >Its weak as shit too no matter what you equip it with

            Whats the fricking point

            Jumping off Mineru gives bullet time and bows are king so she's one of the better sages. I find it funny how frequently I'm bulk buying dozens of arrows due to how much mag dumping you have to do on these gleeok and construct shits. Lynels at least you come out with a surplus

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I unsummon the mech because its huge and always blocks my camera.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat the game last night and I'm honestly wondering what the final sequence is like if you ignore all the dungeons and don't get the Master Sword.
    It seems like they saw people speedrunning BotW and decided to make them suffer

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a full on boss rush after defeating Ganon's army. You have the 5 dungeon bosses plus the Phantom Ganon clones you would have fought after chasing fake Zelda around Hyrule castle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So wait, without the Dungeons you
        >Have to fight Ganon's Army alone
        >Have to fight all of the Dungeon Bosses alone
        >Have to fight the Phantom Ganons alone
        >Then have to fight three phases of Ganondorf, including his Phase 2 Gangbang
        >All while wielding just whatever weapons you can manage to salvage off Bokoblins

        Jesus Christ.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.
          And I've done it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an incredibly fun challenge

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedrunners just dupe gemstones and lynel weapons so it's no hassle for them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >just dupe
            I haven't done any duping but I'm really getting to the point where I may just say frick it. Fairy cost for upgrading armor is such a pain in the ass and I just want to frick around with some other armor sets.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the horde drops plenty of weapons, arrows, and fuse material fodder at least

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get a save point right before ganondorf. It doesn't show up on your save screen so you can only use it from the continue button after you die. So you don't have to do the boss rush every time but you can't go back and get more resources without loading your save from before the boss rush.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ghosts are based, just use the fat one and the girl whenever they are ready and you wont lose any weapons at all (just arrows).

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did getting one shotted become "difficulty" in video games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since their inception. It's what led to health systems instead. Souls games popularised getting one-shot again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's always souls bullshit. That's the series I would erase from existence if I could.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      never played a mario game?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only sage I need is Mineru.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did such a mediocre game get 10/10?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      take base game of botw + shaking up the formula a tiny bit with new mechanics and enemies + make slight modifications to the overworld, making it hyrule but different +add DA DEPTHS aka the best part of the game = pretty good game. it helps that they already made made of it 7 years ago so they could focus on the new shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The depths is just reskins and Zonaite farming.
        It has less content than BB's chalice dungeons.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The depths is like a weird inverse of the surface world. Like they just flipped the map upside down and added some shit.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The depths is such a wasted opportunity it hurts. Like there are no unique biomes, no use of potential verticality, nothing but the same zonaite mines and monster camps repeated ad nauseum.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Like there are no unique biomes
              I guess you could count the fire temple having a lava biome but it just makes it feel even more like a wasted opportunity. I think that's the only spot in the entire depths that has a variant weather.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's also some random lava falls beneath the mountains past Fort Hateno.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the most repetitive grinding I think a Zelda game has ever had.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I found a depth colusium and you know what it made me fight?
              New boss? New enemies? A Lynel?
              4 fricking waves of Moblins, each one having more silver ones added in.

              Then I found a cave with a ton of rocks blocking the way that took ages to clear.
              What was inside?
              A fricking Skelton-Hinox and 5 regular skeleton Bokoblins.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                A gangbang of silver lynels hide Majoras Mask.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I found that coliseum early and thought for SURE it had some shit like the barbarian set, had to come back 3 times before I was geared enough to kill everything. I was hugely disappointed it was just Majora’s Mask.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel BotW fans deserved far more with the addition of the depths. Even just one landmark that evokes the feeling of reaching Nokron or Nokstella in ER for the first time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So far the best time I've had in the depths is doing one of those mazes. Going from land to sky to the depths was really exciting.
                But even then, it fricking cucks me because the depths just had another construct boss to fight.
                WHY WOULDNT YOU MAKE ME DO A MAZE IN COMLPETE DARKNESS. IT WOULD BE FUN

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                depths needed more biome diversity and a couple more new enemies

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This. The Death Mountain stuff was cool. Would have been nice if the Gerudo underground and the Lanayru underground were different.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every biome shou'd ve had a bunch on unique enemies and bosses alongside the regulsar Moblins and Bokoblins, not just the fricking desert.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Every zone has the same enemies
                >Except Gerudo Desert
                >Gerudo desert gets three new enemies unique to them alone, plus Molduga stillonly spawn there
                >It also gets the best Village questline with the most effort put in
                >Also Riju is hotter and now legal

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And make those new enemies pose a genuine threat while you're in the Depths, something like the hands but far more common and aggressive. Something that can fly and take down your vehicles, frick if I know. A location like the Depths should make the player feel like they're in constant danger and give them reasons to leave the place and refuel every so often. The Gloom mechanic alone doesn't accomplish this since it's so easy to avoid and the debuff isn't as crippling as it may first seem.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wall Masters would be neat. If you travel too long in the darkness they'll start spawning and try to snatch you off your vehicle/horse

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is sidon's ghost so unbelievably shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      His ability is shit and he's really passive in combat so yeah, he's shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ? he is basically a free one-hit immunity, can be valuable against strong close combat homies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Support ghost that has a melee AI who will stick to enemies but rarely attack, so in a prolonged group fight he'll spend most of it staring down an enemy on the other side of the room.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no qualms with spamming puffshrooms and bomb arrows with how bullshit the difficulty is in these 2 games.
    >100+ hours in
    >upgraded armor
    >defense up potion
    >lots of hearts
    Woah dude you just got one shotted again!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a solution to the stormy sky island or is it always bullshit with no visibility. I've been struck by lightning with absolutely no telegraph that it's going to happen and no metal items equipped.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah there's a mini-quest right under it.
      I was pointing in that direction after something to do with the Ring Ruins and I got that quest after some parts of the main quest.
      I assume you could do it before then but it'd be pretty tough to figure out I think.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got pretty damn far into that area before I ran out of stamina potions and had to peace out. It seems possible to do with the storm going.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It seems possible to do with the storm going.
          It is, yeah. I more-so meant if it was possible to stop the storm without the quest.
          I did it through the storm but the froggy armor helped a ton as there were times I'd frick up and end up trying to climb shit and it was pretty necessary.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >struck by lightning
      >he didn't do the Yiga Blademaster sidequest

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Tulin's wind help in anyway during combat? I'm not sure when/how I am supposed to use him. His power only seems super useful when I'm paragliding.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you answered your own question lol. his summon is unironically the most useful overall too since it's utility

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...Then why did they make it so you can use him on the ground when it doesn't help in any way? What the frick?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >w-why does pressing a activate his skill???
          nobody said this system was well designed but they really have no reason to NOT allow it on the ground

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because if you're standing on the edge of a cliff you could activate his power preemptively, as doing so after jumping would cause you to lose some height in the process.
          The controls are still shit though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is one use which is that you can freeze enemies and use the wind to blow them into water to kill them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can push enemies off cliffs
      >can push away shields / weapons that enemies drop
      That's about all I found it for. However in general he seems to be the most useful from a pure combat perspective as he'll snipe the shit out of weakpoints

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pushes enemies down and gives free attack windows. Could also potentially blow them off ledges or into hazards.
      It's not much but it's there. His real damage comes from him randomly stunlocking and murdering enemies with triple headshot volleys, especially when you buff him with a Sage's Will.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you freeze enemies and use the gust, you can make them slide halfway across the damn map. You can kill large bosses with this combo in less than 5 seconds by freezing them and blowing them into some nearby water.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >upgrade armor
    >farm max health
    >still get oneshot by half of the enemies
    What was the point then?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're literally just shit then idk what to tell you. i've had enemies hitting me for 10 hearts go down to three

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does it have to do with me being shit? Simply not getting hit is a relatively easy solution, but what am I upgrading my armor and hearts for when these Black folk still chew through my huge healthbar as if it was nothing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you have full health you cant get one shot. I only have 10 hearts and use non upgraded fierce diety and I havent gotten one shot by anything yet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you sure? It feels like one shot protection isn't around anymore. I've gotten one shot by Hinoxes when I was running around with 5 hearts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get left with a quarter heart when taking a big hit from full. Maybe hinox are an exception, I dont remember getting hit by them since they are so slow.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could be misremembering and was missing some health, I'm not certain either.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          One shot protection is more like “one shot protection as long as you’re full hp and the incoming damage doesn’t exceed your max hp + 5 hearts” or something like that. I can’t remember the exact math but if your max hp is too low then really high damage attacks will still one shot you at max hp

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never see an enemy attack kill someone from max hearts, but other damage sources like fall damage will do it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lynels have killed me from max hp when i had 5 hearts max.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I've never see an enemy attack kill someone from max hearts
              At the start of the game in basic 9 DEF armor and 5 hearts, a shit ton of things one shot you. Lizal bows and boomerangs, Talus punch, anything with a high damage spear and more.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          In Breath, one shot protection keeps you from dying from a single hit. It did not protect you from damage taken after taking said hit, like rag-dolling, secondary elemental damage from fire, ice, or lightning, or another enemy swing.
          Taking a full butt blast from a hinox also has a separate shockwave from the impact which can easily finish you off.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Sages cannot reach you here

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mass produce ancient tech
    >nothing personnel kid

    lets you continue questing/exploring hassle-free.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Diamonds useful for anything or should I just sell them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are a whole bunch of side quests where you need them, dont sell, hold it, b***h.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i use them as wealth benchmarks, tbh. like if i have 8 diamonds and 20 rubies, i would only sell 12 of them. you should only really sell diamonds to the gerudo woman in goron city, if ever

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old are Link and Zelda in this? Somewhere around 30?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mid 20s i think atleast 7 years have passed and link is supposed to be 15 to 17 pre shrine of resurrection

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there enough sage's wills to give every sage one?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get hit
    >pause game
    >eat 40 apples
    >unpause game
    why haven't they fixed this yet? It sucks, I don't want to be forced to do this for every time I get hit, why can't enemies just drop health like they used to in real zelda games, or grant me some other form of life regeneration that doesn't force me to play cheap?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered NOT doing that?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >force
        Who the frick is holding a gun to your head and making you play like a little b***h?
        I only heal by sleeping at a bed or by completing a shrine.
        I only eat if I'm at a campfire.

        It's literally that simple.

        Fix what? That is the intended game play. Well technically you're supposed to eat 40 apples that you combined into 15 "steamed fruit platters" or whatever but same thing.

        Bro you're kind of missing a core aspect of the gameplay, cooking. There are extremely easy recipes for people who aren't into it. If you can't toss a few mushrooms, apples, herbs and meat into a pot every once in a while then maybe this game isn't for you.

        There's literally no other way to regenerate heath, at least none I'm aware of is what I'm getting at. What happened to heart drops from enemies, containers and bushes? Felt much more sensible and enjoyable instead of simply pausing the game and navigating a menu to instantly regenerate health whenever you fricking feel like it, even during boss fights.
        In general, I can't help but feel that this game punishes honest ply, and instead incentivizes to skip any challenge by being cheap and skipping puzzles and fights with some dumb contraption you got off youtube, while just pausing and healing up in case you actually do frick up for once.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There's literally no other way to regenerate heath
          Have you ever considered the preventative measure of just...not taking damage?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            I play this game the same way I play Bayonetta. Just don't get hit lmao
            All in on stamina right off the bat, everything is going to one shot me anyway.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can heal yourself a bit by attaching Light Dragon parts to weapons. Gives a quarter heart for each hit you land. I only managed to beat the Phantom Gangbang without going back and doing more cooking by attaching a Horn to the Master Sword.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow it's almost like this game is going for a more sensible and realistic approach to loot which is a direction Zelda has been taking for a while now with its mainline games!
          Where were you when bombs and arrows stopped dropping from grass in Twilight Princess?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wow it's almost like this game is going for a more sensible and realistic approach to loot
            >Where were you when bombs and arrows stopped dropping from grass
            So why are Bomb Flowers a thing then?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              In Twilight Princess? They're not, they were replaced by bomb spiders or something.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally stopping time to enjoy a full 5-course meal mid-combat
            >realistic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you need to go play something else.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >force
      Who the frick is holding a gun to your head and making you play like a little b***h?
      I only heal by sleeping at a bed or by completing a shrine.
      I only eat if I'm at a campfire.

      It's literally that simple.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bro just self impose challenge
        >make your own fun
        >nintendo doesn't have to put effort into designing their games
        same as bethesda brained morons waiting for mods to fix the game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I only heal by sleeping at a bed or by completing a shrine.
        What are some of the ways you guys impose some difficulty upon yourself? I like to figure out dungeons without using arrows or items of any kind. I also abstain from bomb arrow spam since that's pretty much the easy solution to every fight.
        Though I must admit I have been enjoying pretending to be a ninja and using puffshrooms to sneak attack entire camps even though puffshrooms seems a bit OP.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only use bomb arrows for destruction. I've stopped using them entirely in combat.
          Yeah the depths shrooms are great, both the puff and the mind one.
          I also will only going into an encounter with one weapon. If it breaks mid combat, I will prioritize weapons that have been dropped in the encounter.
          I haven't upgraded any armor past two stars and I probably won't as it feels like a good spot difficulty wise.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How the frick do you beat the hands without bomb arrows

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like everything else, puffshrooms are awesome. You can't sneak attack them but for the duration of the puffshroom, they won't really be able to grab you. Or they'll attempt to and miss. Also combinations of throwing any elemental shit.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know man I just flashbang them and run away like a b***h.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want those sweet sweet gloom weapons

                What is the best way to beat Gleeoks? I'm trying to cross the bridge to reach og temple of time but the fricker always gets me from far away with his laser.

                Just snipe their heads with the element they're weak to. Sadly, I don't think lightning is weak to anything but the one on the bridge is fire right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think lightning is weak to anything
                Not even water which is stupid.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              just normal arrows and practice your gyro aim. it does take a lot of arrows though like 20-30.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've got a friend that only progresses ground via ground - he doesn't glide anywhere unless that's the only way to reach a place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fix what? That is the intended game play. Well technically you're supposed to eat 40 apples that you combined into 15 "steamed fruit platters" or whatever but same thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro you're kind of missing a core aspect of the gameplay, cooking. There are extremely easy recipes for people who aren't into it. If you can't toss a few mushrooms, apples, herbs and meat into a pot every once in a while then maybe this game isn't for you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre acting like the cooking mechanic isn't also just "choose shit in a menu" as well. Cooking 10 things via menu and then eating 10 things via menu isn't really much different than eating 20 things via menu.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you want to bash your head against the wall and constantly be hunting for apples because you refuse to use a core mechanic that's your business.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just choose shit in a menu
          Welcome to video games sir. Specifically the RPG/ARPG genre.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno what your post said but I want that 2B to lay on me.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could've made it so food always heals gradually and not instantly. Add to that some kind of hunger meter that reduces regen rate the higher it gets, but doesn't prevent you from healing if it fills up completely.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, even Genshin has a fullness meter that prevents infinite food spam and promotes high tier foods that heal more per % of fullness they use up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They could've made it so food always heals gradually and not instantly.
        Jesus Christ frick off with that shit.
        That garbage mechanic ruined Minecraft.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But there's significantly more anti-fun involved in Minecraft's implementation, which is losing hearts or the ability to sprint as the hunger meter depletes, and that's literally the furthest thing from my suggestion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eat 40 apples
      where did you get 40 apples? I've found myself without food at low health way more than I'd care to admit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s a huge apple orchard somewhere in southwestern central Hyrule, maybe somewhere around Satori mountain?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a golden apple orchard right next to a shrine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda invented the Estus Flasks with fricking bottles.
      >instead of using it, they decide to use the most moronic health recovery method possible
      >double down on the sequel
      nintendo are hacks, totk is a shitty sequel

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda invented the Estus Flasks with fricking bottles.
      >instead of using it, they decide to use the most moronic health recovery method possible
      >double down on the sequel
      nintendo are hacks, totk is a shitty sequel

      >food only very very slowly regens you and not for much health at all, but food is mainly there for environmental buffs like hot/cold resistance and climbing/rain buffs or whatever
      >potions are for healing and damage/defense bonuses or also elemental resistances to have an emphasis and making elixirs
      >Elixirs are harder to make than food by a longshot because of them requiring specific materials
      >limit how many elixirs you can have with a bottle system reminiscent of the old games
      there I fixed your shit nintend
      and I'm just some fricking guy
      embarrassing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like this actually, good job but what separates pots from elixers

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing I'd say, they would both share bottles
          The food is there as a slow last resort regen

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >countless other games allow you to pause in menu and eat to restore health
      >but when zelda does it it's the worst thing ever

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's always been bad. It's shit when DMC does it, it's shit when Skyrim does it, it's shit when Zelda games it. Real-time healing is always the superior design choice.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least DMC gave you a bad rank for doing it. It immediately made you feel shame for it and encouraged you to just get better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't even cook meals
      Lol. What a homosexual.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game really sorts the button mashing flailers from the slow tactical combat chads

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game is more button mashing friendly than the musou spin off.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never thought about it like that before, that's kinda fricked

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that's kinda fricked
          >a game where literally the only content is combat has a deeper combat system
          It's not really all that weird, is it?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"deeper" combat is gluing rocks to swords

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Learn to read

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            musou's generally a lot of mashing your best attack until you win with little to no regard for the enemy, and to be fair age of calamity is also that way for like 1/3 of the cast
            totk could've had more puzzle elements to enemies, but the golden options of "hit it until it's dead" and "shoot it in the head if hitting it doesn't knock it down" work on pretty much everything, and most things with item/element weaknesses just utilize that as a bonus rather than a requirement to do the usual with the basic options. Gibdos are the only exception I've seen so far, but the game spoonfed that solution from multiple npcs and the main story and it's still just "hit them, but with an element"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird. It makes me question if maybe I'm just moronic but in a game where there is a fusion mechanic of attaching almost anything to your weapon, I find myself just 99% of the time attaching a strong weapon / part to a durable weapon and just hitting stuff to death.
              I think balance could go a long way to making combat more enjoyable. The issue I have a lot of the time is you spend 10x the time to doing 1/10th of the damage. The game feels like it's actively discouraging you from taking more creative approaches to combat encounters.
              Same goes for a lot of the zotai stuff. Spend a ton of time building something that does dick for damage. It's okay to do once for fun, but it's not something you're ever going to do again. You'll just go back to the big damage weapon attached to a big damage weapon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The issue I have a lot of the time is you spend 10x the time to doing 1/10th of the damage
                autobuild cuts out the time investment after the first time you do it, at least

                Yes? Your "issue" was already patched out.

                even in the unpatched game you can whistle while moving
                what you can't do is whistle while sprinting, which let you recover stamina during a sprint in botw

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stealth also goes a long way or just sniping with muddlebuds and letting them off each other.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is cooking in real time but eating is has an in-pause menu animtion of Link eating?
    Why isn't that animation played in real time? It takes 2 seconds.

    Is this too hardcore for tendies? Ok sure, then maybe have this fearure only on hard mode instead of making garbage regenerating enemies.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking shat myself the first time I dove into the depths and there was a frox waiting with its mouth open under me, terrifying shit.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > they just outright removed muh durians
    Understandable as they're broke as shit but still lame

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those two Lizalfos at the Faron Tower ate them all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was wondering why I didn't find any in the jungle. Also all hearty ingredients seem to be more rare than in botw.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How were durians broken?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Durians would give you bonus hearts and since they were common and grew in groups like bananas you could fill your inventory with full heal, plus whatever heart meals and never worry about anything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      hylians genocided durians because of their stench

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saying "just upgrade your armor bro" is such a stupid excuse. Need to unlock fairy fountains by running across the whole world then you need to farm the right materials (some things like the dragon claws/fangs/scales are super shit to farm without duping because they are limited to only 1 per 10min, and that timer is shared between claw, fang and scale) in stupid quantities and even then you'll run into shit that hits harder than any of the actual story bosses do, even within the very same temple. All the soldiers in Wind and Water Temple hit harder than the bosses there do (altho how do you even get hit by these bosses without doing it on purpose? lmao) and the final boss fight does like 1-2 hearts of fixed gloom damage with some moves in second phase permanently removing a heart during the fight meaning the boss has to hit you a frickload for you to actually die if you have some hearts (10+ if you did spirit temple) because even at a quarter of heart you wont die until all your hearts are gloom'd/gone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The armor upgrade system is fricking stupid anyways
      I upgraded the fierce deity armor effortlessly but the royal guard gear with the same set bonus and no attack up requires 9 NINE BOSS BOKOBLIN HORNS of each variety, I could only find one normal boss bokoblin ever ONE blood moon.

      It doesn't matter anyways, set bonuses are meaningless in such an easy game and getting enough defense makes everything do 1/4th a heart with any armor set.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some recipes you know? One of zelda's secret recipes has become a mainstay for me, it isn't terribly good but the ingredients are common.

    >Rice
    >Rock salt
    >Meat

    The higher quality the meat the more it heals, I always make sure to cook a bunch of those when it's a blood moon.

    Do you know anything similar?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza just purely for roleplay purposes. My Link is literally me (a fat frick)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So many caves have given me tons of truffles. So I just spam max health food. Even the small ones, you can just do
      >4x anything (apples, mushrooms, etc.)
      >one truffle
      And it'll be a full heal food

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure just one thing with one truffle is a full heal, anything more just increases how many yellow hearts you gain

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          One truffle by itself will always cook into a full heal already

          Oh, good to know. I thought only the big ones did that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the yellow hearts system is busted as all "Hearty" stuff has to fully heal you to grant yellow hearts in the first place
            Its not ideal

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              They kind of addressed it with gloom locking your hearts and everything in the endgame does gloom damage

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              they got rid of duriansfor a a reason. in general yellow heart food is much harder to find in totk than in botw.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One truffle by itself will always cook into a full heal already

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a big fan of the crabs and goron spice. That shit sounds delicious. I may actually try some of these recipes.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best way to beat Gleeoks? I'm trying to cross the bridge to reach og temple of time but the fricker always gets me from far away with his laser.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? You don't need to cross the bridge to get onto the plateau?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a dense fricker who likes challenge, thats how Lynels became easy early on in botw for me.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then continue, that's based. Go frick that gleeok up bro.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I attempted that pro gamer mentality in BotW but the first Lynel at Zora's domain fricked me up at least 30 times before I gave up and listened to the load screen advice.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same. Eventually learned to do the hit head/mount/spank method but at the end of the day the big redpill on Lyonels is the have massive flurry rush opening everywhere.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >massive flurry rush opening everywhere
              I can't consistently get those even on bokoblins so I have to come up with other methods.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoot heads with arrows during bullet time (aim while midair). Can stunlock them once you get the hang of it and don't forget to manage your stamina.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynel Bows + Keese eyes
      It trivializes every single encounter in the game.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's crazy how even a basic lynel bow with eyes lets you skip every gleeok's final phase
        made me mad how easy it was

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well gleeoks are easy. Lynels are hard.

          >I'm mad the op weapon from the op mob can easily kill a hard mob that's not op
          Come on dude

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lynels are easy, what. Gleeoks are easy too but until you figure out how to fight them they are rougher than Lynels because their moveset is more bullshit and harder to avoid.
            You just avoid dealing with the moveset by stunlocking them which is easy once you know them

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lynels are hard as frick Black person. They're op as hell. They have tracking range and are super tanky. The gleeoks you just shoot in the face and then you can wail on them. Super easy.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can shoot lynels in the face to stun them too then mount them for free damage. They also have super generous flurry timing windows that they spam for you to abuse. Lynels are easy.

                >Timing on parry is tighter than flurry rush dodge timing
                >Doesn't reward you as much as a flurry rush

                weird

                Yea I don't really get what the point of parry is when there's no benefit. Enemies are left open for a brief moment but you don't get any bonus damage or reduced durability drain like flurry rush.

                I feel like the parry should make the enemy drop their weapon. Would make it more rewarding to use it.

                Depends what you parry but you definitely can knock weapons off from bokoblins, moblins and lizalfos at least with parry. But why bother when flurry rush accomplishes the same thing AND gives you a ton of free damage.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can literally just spam backflip and spam flurry rush
                They have huge dodge windows and are a complete joke to fight

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have a skewed perception of what is difficult in video games. The average person is going to have a hard time with Lynels.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's all presentation meant to intimidate you
                The actual fight is a super simplified pattern
                It doesn't help that they just recycled everything from BotW so I, and I'm sure many others, mastered them again in like 10 minutes of practice.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OP weapon
            a 10 damage 3 shot bow is not overpowered
            I can get royal bows that do more effortlessly right after getting off of tutorial island.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bomb Flower Lynel Bow > Bomb Flower Royal Bow
              Also 3x and 5x are FAR more generous with aiming. They're pretty much noob crutches.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                5x bomb arrows spam is my off switch for any enemies that piss me off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      use a bow with homing eyeballs fused on
      or abuse arrow time by jumping off of something or springboarding/using a rocket on a shield

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      arrow + bomb can hit all three heads at once

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't use any tricks for him. I just shot each head like twice, and slashed him. Then he died. Then I used his parts for flame weapons which are disappointingly SMALL despite the parts being huge
      >gleook wiener on stick
      >tiny little club
      >get idea and use big stick
      >tiny little club, but held like a big stick
      Gay, but good against groups

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do constant matrix arrow shots (one of the sages is basically a mobile turret platform so they're ideal for flat arenas) and then build a trampoline pole so the b***h can't run away from you at 25% health

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the very start of the game I was getting my shit pushed in because every monster was the black variant instead of red EVERYWHERE. There was only some reds sprinkled in but the base version of every enemy was black. My most common monster item was the black bokoblin horn, the trident.

    After like 2 sage's I decided to do side missions and unlocked the great fairies, which upgrade armor. So I upgraded by regular hylian armor which luckily used the tridents, which I had dozens of. What I ran out of was amber. After that nothing did anything

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't start getting my shit pushed in until for some reason a lot of the enemy mining sites in the depths are like all silvers. I'm not even that far, only completed 1 dungeon.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky you. Literally starting fresh on the ground the enemies were all black. I was so sick of getting one shot. I was fricking seething that everything was killing me in one hit despite all my hearts (from shrines, no sages yet)

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a side quest to put a sword in the hand of a statue in the hylia field colosseum
    >Sword doesn't attach or clip to it or anything

    wat

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Silver lizalfos horns turns anything into sick-ass scythes

    I don't want to be edgy but it's calling to me..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a sick ass scythe with a polearm base
      >it still just jabs like a spear
      Damnit...

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting weapons to have unique move sets and interesting features, like "spears can attack while holding the shield up"

        What do you think this is? Dark Souls?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don't play Dark Souls for unique movesets either.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rush through main story like moronic adhd zoomer
    >get punished for it
    Sounds good to me, great game.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw the final boss can dodge

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, give me your most aesthetic fusion combinations. I'm tired of trying to make something cool but it ends up just being "thing attached to top of stick". Not sure why some stuff melds perfectly while others don't.

    Blue Boss Bokoblin horns are the fricking best on any two hand sword as it makes a cool two handed axe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right but unfortunately my scaling is ramped beyond where blue boss horns are worth anything, I wish it was still worth using the parts that look cool

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always keep one in my inventory and just use it if I encounter red enemies. Or I'll have it equipped just running around

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I almost exclusively use monster parts for fusing because they're high damage and easily replenishable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blue Lizalfos Horn on large weapons
      >Black Bokoblin Horn on spears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like fusing a lezal tail with my sword, Imma gonna whip zelda huge ass so much

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheikah stealth suit with the sheikah shield and a blue lizalfos horn attached to a yiga sword is my jam. Puffshrooms and sneakstrikes all day.
      I am the sneakyboi.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fusing the early boss boko stuff
      Black WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
      Above only matter if you care about upgrading the Royal Knight armor because after the Silvers show up there are only a handful of Reds and Blues on the entire map that hardspawn

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can simply dupe them. It's why I always have at least 1 of every item.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          HURR DUPE
          what are you a speedtroon?
          Go find them.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of people complaining about the progression of the game but I think they kind of nailed the difficulty ramping.
    When I started playing there were certain enemies that made me run, I couldn't deal with gloom hands or phantom-g afterwards, now all these hours later I MYSELF have gotten better at the game and I welcome a fight with red gammon, bring it on you withered old scrote, I'll frick you up.

    And I'll do it naked.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can barely get flurries even with timing as generous as this game is. My reaction speed is so bad.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did the luminous set dirty in this game.
    Yeah it was a joke set in BotW but you could make it work, with the massively increased health that enemies have now but no bonus to durability the extra damage that bone weapons get from the set bonus is equal to frick-all. You'll break a lizalfos arm on a white bokoblin without even moving its fricking health bar and that's WITH the damage bonus from the set.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gloom weapons don't hurt you if they're fused to a weapon
    Is this intended? Seems kind of like a bug. Maybe because your hands are physically touching it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't*

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any weapon/shield fused ontop of a weapon don't get the special effect of said equipment and the Gloom Toll is what causes Gloom weapons to hurt you so it's intended. If you were to fuse a spear with Durability++ it would still break faster than whatever you put it on because the durability bonus is ignored.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is this intended?
      Why wouldn't it be? It was obvious that's how it would work
      >this weapon gives you AIDS if you touch it
      So I figured I could glue it to a stick to not get aids. Did you think you should still get aids?

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only found 1 Lynel in this whole fricking game and its smack under the assdick of Hyrule Castle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stumbled into a Lynel gangban in a colloseum in the depths. Felt like a champ after brute forcing one until I realized there were a bunch more and got fricked up by the second one.
      Upon respawning it took away the loot I got from the first one yet still threw the second one at me. First time I rage reloaded a save. If you fricks are going to take back the loot then I'm taking back the food I wasted.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bonus is worthless but frick me do I love the look.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still looks homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of his outfits do. Listen to the coom noises he makes. These games are gay as frick. A farcry from SS Link not having any of Girahim's homosexualtry.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Link spent the last six years between games fricking Zelda. Guy is laser focused on her ass.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He has lasting brain damage from the 100 years of hibernation

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wake up
            >Can't remember anything
            >All you know is that something is missing, and that you must kill the darkness

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Judging from the videos and pictures I've seen, he woke up with an overwhelming urge to FILL the darkness, in his ass

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've been watching slanderous Yiga productions.
                Link has three loves in the world. The Master Sword, defeating evil, and Zelda.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And when Zelda is not in the same plane of existence, wiener.

                Poor Zelda flying in the dragon realm, crying as link once again dresses as a woman and gets railed by sharks, AND this time he also molests little girls in gerudo town

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And when Zelda is not in the same plane of existence, wiener
                Anon the entire main quest of ToTK is "Find Zelda". Link's only focused on two things in ToTK; Defeating Ganondorf (which he'll use the Master Sword to do), and savinf Zelda.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't deny that he molests little girls, and can't because it's one of the quests to do so so that you get thrown in jail

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just stripped nude to get in jail

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just stripped nude to get in jail

                Are you talking about jail in gerudo town? You can just ascend into there too. That's what I did
                However can you actually free that husband? I talked to his wife and there's no prompt to even tell her that he's in jail

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                All the keywords in gerudo town told me to perv on the little girls to get into jail. And no, I was also frustrated that I couldn't tell that stupid b***h her husband was in jail. I think him deciding to "support her from afar" meant that was that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really need to explore for caves more. Eldin is probably my most unexplored region as I pretty much just b-lined it to the Fire Temple and left. I should really go back there.
      I finally got to the point where the guy told me how many caves I have left and it was like 90 something. Frick me.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game seems easier than BotW. I'm getting pity quarter hearts a lot and enemies don't seem as aggressive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      plus the lack of Guardians, in the early game/before you nailed parry timing botw Guardians were a nightmare

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >plus the lack of Guardians
        The Depths seemed like the perfect place to throw in a bunch of guardians. Would be crazy seeing one of those lasers lock on to you out of the complete darkness.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        TotK has mister gloom hands man instead

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          MISTA SHEIKU HANDZU MAAAAN

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice to see the amiibo equipment is in the base game. I didn't pay a dime for those toys and I finally get to see all the classic tunics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you just have to wait for BOTW 1.3 to come out so you can get the glider skins without the amiiboshit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even care about the ones that available without them.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Timing on parry is tighter than flurry rush dodge timing
    >Doesn't reward you as much as a flurry rush

    weird

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like the parry should make the enemy drop their weapon. Would make it more rewarding to use it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reflects projectiles
      >no durability loss
      >disarms some enemies
      >works on every attack so long as its not wood shield vs fire or metal shield vs electricity
      The parry is rewarding and with the fusions has additional effects now. It's a shame there isn't something similar to the guardians laser this time since it was incredibly satisfying to do.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there another piece of armor that accompanies the kilt? I only found the kilt and went topless for a long time until I bought the Hylian tunic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want money just cook any two meats together and sell that, there's meat EVERYWHERE and cooking costs nothing, it's free money.

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lynels are a coward filter, if you try to keep your distance and cheese them they're designed to frick you up, if you go at them intending to frick their shit up like a man they fold.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile the hands are the exact opposite, if you go in gung ho they will grope you into submission

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mineru was my second sage, entirely by accident. I did Sidon first then just spent time exploring the world and visited the lightning place out of curiosity.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was my first. I went to get Pyper, saw the thunder cloud, and then after a half hour of scumming through the platforms Link beaned his head off the floating ring just above the dragonhead shrine and ate a fairy. That shrine was enough for my 10th heart too

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is there not a better cooking recipe book implementation by now? I know you can look at it on a per ingredient basis, but why can't I just pull up everything and filter by "i'm looking for attack food"?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The things that are attack food are based on the ingredients

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know, but I guess I'd want to be able to go to an option in the menu and pull everything up as opposed to searching for that one attack crab that is somewhere in my inventory.
        I suppose that's just trading one inventory search for another though.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you upgrade your sets early because late game it becomes a real pain to find the low-end monster mats. I haven't seen a blue hinox in days but I need his horns...

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a passage under the castle that leads to the "Lockup", there's a portcullis gate stopping you getting in but the puzzle to open that is simple.
    Inside that room is two electric like-likes and another locked door to a large round room. Inside that large round room a gloom hand spawns, killing it spawns phantom-ganon as expected.

    How the frick do you actually OPEN that door to get into the large room though? I swear I must be moronic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The answer lines in the stars above

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey if that really is a hint then I appreciate it, I'll keep trying to figure it out. Thanks bro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The answer lines in the stars above

      Yeah as that anon said, the entrance to that room is from outside the prison.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at the ceiling in the room

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every sage cutscene is the exact same
    Did anyone else find this weird? Like I get it, the imprisoning war, we weren't strong enough, we lost, zelda asks us to help, etc.

    It really felt like they shouldn't made different cutscenes for each similar to the tears / memories that would play in a certain order depending on when you did the temples.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It was hilarious how samey they were with the Sages saying the same thing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The unfortunate reality of open-world open-ended design, they had to account for the players who may only get one or two sages before attempting to finish the game so each sage has to inform you of the story.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would they care about that? The dragon tears are totally random and people will see Zelda turn into a dragon before seeing the one where she meets rauru. Why would they do THAT but then take special consideration of players maybe doing one or two sages? It's not even actual important plot or story like the tears. It's just Zelda asking the sages to help link

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The dragon tears are totally random and people will see Zelda turn into a dragon before seeing the one where she meets rauru
          If you do them properly you'll know the order to them.
          Also the last one only unlocks after finding all the others.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you do them properly
            Yeah, but you can see them in any order, you would if you naturally went to the ones you found. There no order unless you keep following impa, but after the first one she tells you to just go find them. And if you just go find them instead of continuing her quest line, you will find them out of order

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The walls of the room with the relief map of Hyrule have them listed in order, I think they even call out the fact that the first glyph is on the left. I took pictures of the entire room so I actually did get all the glyphs in order, but it would’ve been very disappointing to get the story bits out of sequence. The dragon transformation would have been especially confusing if I didn’t already know about the fact that eating an infinity stone is a big no-no.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can only see the dragon one after collecting all other tears

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can see the one where she decides to become a dragon

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              but with no context you don't understand what she is doing. There is no moment she says "I'm going to become a dragon, lmao"
              Actually I think the only cutscene where they talk about the ability to become a dragon is when Mineru says it's the only way to go back to the future.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes there is. There's a whole entire tear about her deciding that she should become a dragon. There's like 3 cutscenes about it

                [...]
                [...]
                Because the events of the past where she has time traveled to haven't happened yet if she exists in the future as just a Hylian. If they did happen, she would just be a dragon.
                You can't have both. This is why time travel is moronic if it isn't what [...] is getting at.

                No, you are moronic. I think you honestly just had a brain fart and didn't realize you were being moronic, but now you understand that and are baiting as a defense mechanism.

                Just say, "whoops I brain farted guys, sorry" and let it go. Don't be a Twitter/reddit shithead who's unable to admit to a fault

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >resulting into pure ad hominem instead of having an actual defensible argument
                Ah yes, it seems you have conceded.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for confirming that you're shit posting out of embarrassment, thus prolonging it instead of just moving on

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no moment she says "I'm going to become a dragon, lmao"
                The sword memory basically does, especially since it features flashbacks to a bunch of other memories you might not have even seen yet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Depending on the order of things, it was pretty easy to put two and two together. I actually got the master sword before I even saw the "draconification" cutscene so once I saw that I pretty much knew.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I got the Master Sword memory right after the Impa tutorial and that basically tells you the entire plot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah what

        Why the frick would they care about that? The dragon tears are totally random and people will see Zelda turn into a dragon before seeing the one where she meets rauru. Why would they do THAT but then take special consideration of players maybe doing one or two sages? It's not even actual important plot or story like the tears. It's just Zelda asking the sages to help link

        said pretty much counters to that. It's a really weird structure that could be handled really easily by just forcing scenes to play in a specific order regardless of when you activate them. You could do that for memories as well.
        It's good they save zelda's dragon cutscene for last but I never really liked the "piecing together the story out of order" methodology they wanted to go with. It made sense in the first game when you physically went to the locations the cutscenes happened in. But when telling a story that happened 10,000 years ago? Just do it in fricking order.

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a colgera boss part in the depths
    >cool ass hook
    >think i'll put it on a two hand sword and have an awesome hook weapon
    >it just glues it to the tip of the sword and the entire thing clips into the floor
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try a zonaite weapon. Parts replace the beamsword so they attach to the actual handle.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A bunch of hands with music approaches me in the rain
    >Somehow dies on its own as it tries to approach me
    What the frick.

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So was the Zelda at the start of the game actually Zelda? Or did the Light Dragon exist for all those years and that was Zelda?
    She clearly grabbed the stone and that's when she went back in time. But was that just a Ganon puppet leading Link down there to free him?

    I hate time travel shit as it starts to fall apart if you think of it a little bit. I would be under the assumption that no Zelda has existed as she's been a dragon for 10000 years but obviously she did go back in time at some point. Does that mean the Light Dragon just randomly appeared after she fell into the hole?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So was the Zelda at the start of the game actually Zelda? Or did the Light Dragon exist for all those years and that was Zelda?
      Yes to both.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How could this possibly confuse you? It's a closed loop

        So the Light Dragon just didn't exist until Zelda fell in the hole?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It did, it just flew high enough that nobody could see it until the Upheaval.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It did, it was just super high in the sky

            So how can Zelda and the Light Dragon simultaneously exist? That's what I don't really understand if she herself is the Light Dragon. If she exists in current time, the Light Dragon shouldn't exist at all.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why wouldn't they be able to?
              >Zelda exists in the present
              >Goes back in time
              >Becomes immortal as the Light Dragon

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not?

                Why the frick not? This has never ever EVER been the case with Zelda games.

                Because the events of the past where she has time traveled to haven't happened yet if she exists in the future as just a Hylian. If they did happen, she would just be a dragon.
                You can't have both. This is why time travel is moronic if it isn't what

                Different time lines.

                is getting at.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Time Travel
                >Hasn't happened yet
                >TIME
                >TRAVEL
                >HAS NOT HAPPENED YET
                You know what time travel is, right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So if they haven't happened then the Light Dragon can't exist, that's what is confusing to me. But people are saying the Light Dragon and Zelda both exist at the same time.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you were to go back in time by 5 years and wait around until you caught up to the present, the old you would still exist doing the things you did before.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you go back in time as an adult to when you are a baby, the you that is a baby doesn't stop existing.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Different time lines.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why not?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick not? This has never ever EVER been the case with Zelda games.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It did, it was just super high in the sky

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you so stupid?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could this possibly confuse you? It's a closed loop

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to fire arrows with the same item attached without pulling up the menu for each shot? This game constantly breaks the pace of combat with menus.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I was hoping was for ToTK to fix the goofy ass balancing BoTW had but it made it WORSE.
    >bokoblins are stronger than Phantom Ganon
    >lynels are stronger than actual Ganon
    >the armor system is the same so the first half of the game 80% of enemies one-shot you while the second half of the game everything dinks off you

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we need a horn for the strongest boblin of them all. All others look like they'd make good weapons, how can we top it?
    >how about a yellow tinkly fairy jingle jangle ball on stem?
    is there some folklore that makes this make sense?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angler fish

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless they're the alphachads of the fish world I don't see connection besides visual resemblance. Why would a lure be the strongest horn?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No reason, but maybe they have dangly things because they were underground so long? I think it's just a visual reference.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it bothers me a lot too. All the other silver monster parts look really cool like the lizalfos parts and the horriblin parts. But the bokoblins look like wet noodles

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I might be a b***h, the last boss fight made me teary eyed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You felt the tears of the kingdom.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People actually thought they were going to pull a "Ganondorf's actually the good guy!" twist
    I sometimes wonder how people get ideas like that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The irony being he is literally the most "evil for no reason other than to be evil" Ganondorf that has ever existed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >OoT Ganondorf wants to conquer Hyrule because he’s a dick and thinks he’s the best (ego)
        >WW Ganondorf wants to re-acquire Hyrule because the gods are dicks and think they’re the best (weird sense of altruism)
        >TP Ganondorf wants to conquer Hyrule because you’re a dick and locked him up for a hundred years or so (revenge)
        >TotK Ganondorf wants to conquer the world and immediately flips the script to “destroy the world” if you put up a little opposition (just fricking evil I guess)

        I little nuance would be nice, but I never expect the “good Ganondorf” thing to ever happen.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looked cool.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was one of the preproduction ideas for BotW right? Link and Ganondorf team up against aliens?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually wrote a script based on this. Like I made Link a guitar player and Ganon a drum player and they dream in making it big. Hijinks happen and they accidentally meet Zelda who hides her identity because she wants to experience the life of civilians and she becomes their vocalist. Anyway along the way they are start getting chased down by feds who are revealed to be Aliens trying to undermine Hyrule for an Invasion.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds gay as hell but you do you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Classic Hollywood adaptation

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pray to God they don't make another game like this. Why can't we go back to normal Zelda games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even that the open world is a bad idea, there's just frick all that's interesting or engaging to do in it and massive swathes of series staples are missing.
      If they made ALttP/LA/OoT/MM but open world people would literally lose their minds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >massive swathes of series staples are missing
        What's missing? I can only think of Redead and Darknuts but it feels like they purposefully left out humanoid enemies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not big on the crafting, cooking and breakable weapons side of things. The fun in that wears off very quick, so all you're left with is the knowledge that Nintendo did this instead of providing a tailor made product that gives you a real sense of challenge and progression. When everything has to be able to be done first it throws the old system out the window.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Playing LA made me realize that open progression where you can do everything right away fricking sucks
          It makes the world disposable, whereas with LA, every new ability or piece of knowledge I get let's me explore more and revisit old areas in a new context.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            LA takes it to the extreme and shows you how it's done best. I also miss having more than 5 items. Sure, the hookshot is worthless when you can climb and glide everywhere, but the hookshot is cooler.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The hookshot would be an incredible exploration tool
              Could you imagine iron boots and underwater exploration in an open world like this?
              Underwater ships or caves, pirate coves etc etc...
              Imagine if the lens of truth or pegasus boots were in an open world like this

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm too cynical to even think of the application. Straight off the bat you come up with great ways to implement it. Man it just makes me more disappointed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't blame you
                They're likely to just do the same game again in 6-8 years because they know it will sell no matter what

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think it can work, the main problem is the exploration only rewards you with convenience.
            >getting more hearts
            >getting more stamina
            >getting more inventory space
            >getting more rupees
            There's nothing really interesting to find outside of getting new armor sets. There's nothing you get during your duration of playing that changes HOW you play all that much. It just allows you to be a little more brazen than you were before. I'm at a point in the game where I can just run over all the gloom I find without even having to worry about it.
            What I'd really like is some way to meaningfully change how you play but keep the same ideology of giving you all the tools you need to progress at the start. I still enjoy getting everything at the start. It's nice not encountering a puzzle in the game and thinking "well I'll have to come back later". I really hate that in open world games because I will almost certainly forget to ever come back, especially in a world this big.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think that's what they tried to do with the zonai gacha machines but the first pieces you find are so versatile you don't need any others

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't get all the tools you need from the start and then get anything other than convenience later on. There's no way to change how you play if every option is already available to you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think there's something you could do if you separate puzzle tools and exploration tools. Take the paraglider as an example. You don't get it right off the bat, but you get it fairly early on. Preventing you access to this would change fundamentally how you explore. Most people would be pissed with this, so they'd never do it. But it's an example. You could also do things like locking fast travel behind some amount of progress. I can count on one hand the amount of times I've gotten on the horse in TotK that hasn't been because a quest made me do it (like pulling the troupe to a fairy).
                I'm still of the opinion that the game should've started you in the Depths as the start. Have Link dive after Zelda and start in a deep black hole that you have to crawl out of. Don't give access to the paraglider for a while and force you to scrounge around a pitch black abyss for a couple hours.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised there's no reward for filling out the compendium

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf really
      and I'm running around with the camera like a fricking national geographic reporter

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        The main draw is if you have it registered, you can use the sensor to find more of it.
        So having the pictures is its own reward really.

        Sorry I was wrong. You get a glider skin

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf really
      and I'm running around with the camera like a fricking national geographic reporter

      The main draw is if you have it registered, you can use the sensor to find more of it.
      So having the pictures is its own reward really.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heh... maybe the real Triforce was the friends we made along the way... heh... here kid... take this Triforce of Power... I never could get it to work for me anyway... see ya around...

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We have people trying to play this game like its a Souls game

    Casual spotted, learn how to actually plan and stop trying to "unga bunga" everything. Your invincibility rolls cant save you here

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's different because it's a backflip

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But it's easier than a Souls game because of midair bow bullet time, headshots, flurry strike baiting and instant heals. Plus with a giant club you literally can unga everything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But my invincibility of full hearts no 1shot kill + pause + infinite food storage, works

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they get rid of the roll? It was a series staple.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wind Temple > Lightning Temple > Fire Temple > Water Temple
    Spirit Temple and Time Temple need not apply

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new enemies are all one shot enemiesexcept horroblins
    >new mini bosses are all hit eye thatnhit enemy when they are stunned
    >all the enemies that were in botw got only 1 more attack
    just wtf were they doing for 7 years

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry to break it to you but Zelda enemies have been the same for decades. People getting surprised that another enemy has a weak point you shoot with a bow have clearly not been playing all that much Zelda.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it has always been sorta mediocre so it outright getting worse over time and not improving OK DOE
        shut up cuck
        take the jap dick outta your mouth

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea complete bs how strong an effect armor has. I went from taking like 8 hearts of damage to half a heart when i finally decided to stop getting one shot. Upgrading armor sucks though and its really grindy. I just item duped the materials because frick waiting for 10 blood moons. Really terrible balancing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you get the dragon shit in this game? I saw them flying down into the chasm so I shot their horn but it got fricking stuck or something

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can ride the Dragons now. If you need horns or scales just find it and hop on its back. Talons might be harder to get.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait til they're over land. dropped parts will glow where they land. There's a 10 minute cooldown before it can drop another part you can tell when their spikes are glowing again

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just remove Silver enemies from the game, they are fricking shit and are just HP bloat, i'm not thinking "Oh boy an engaging fight" i'm thinking
    "Fricking hell not ANOTHER silver c**t".
    You don't even get money from them anymore

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the last zelda game I played was twilight princess
    I'm considering getting the Switch just for this new one, would it be worth it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want more Twilight Princess? If so, I don't think it's going to be what you're looking for.
      Is it worth buying a Switch for? Depends who you ask I guess. I think Switch has enough exclusives where you can definitely get your moneys worth that it seems silly to buy it only for BotW or TotK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know they removed the "classic" zelda stuff for a more open world with the last few games but I wanna try it
        also, is there any gear or something resembling Majora's Mask?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Majora's Mask is behind a Lynel gauntlet in the depths.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can literally get Majora's Mask and a lot of other stuff and items referencing previous games
          most of it goes from average to good but it can be funny to rund around with the fierce deity's or wind waker's look

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just fricking hate enemies getting knocked over and having to chase them down their drops when you fight on hills

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fighting a silver lizalfos near a cliff
      >excited to get a scythe material
      >sage knocks it off the cliff
      >material never seen from again
      Cool.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek, it never happenned to me idk why it bothers people

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It really only gets worse when you have all the sages. I've paired down to only having two out at a time and it isn't too bad.
            >trying to chase down Riju when Yunobo and Mineru take up 90% of your screen
            AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can whistle to call them near you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But that doesn't help at all when there's 5 of them all stacking on you as there's no way to discern between them as it's all the A button

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The one directly in fronnt of you will be the chosen option

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So what happens when you're moving around and you whistle and they all move at different movement speeds then when you run into the big clump of them, they disperse or randomly move indiscriminately?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't whistle while moving.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you can? Did you pirate the game?

                What you can't do is call your fricking horse, you have to be close to him to make him hear you, atrocious game design.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the game is magically different because I didn't paid for it?
                Are you moronic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes? Your "issue" was already patched out.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I running 1.1.1 on switch, but keep coping.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not just that but the AI combat is shit.
              Except for shotabird, they barely hit enemies and only serve as a distraction at best.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yunobo at least knocks down almost anything he hits.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It happens to me when I'm spamming the button to pick a lot of items

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is there not a "hold A to loot in an AoE around you" option. Seems like a decent upgrade or reward for something like filling out the hyrule compendium.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          based shotabird making sure link doesn't waste inventory space on a shitty apple

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I swear he only gets near you consistently when you're about to pick up items

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you weren't moronic you would activate recall and retrieve it, but alas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I just cant spinattack, shits annoying against silver enemies on high ground
      especially when their remains fall in water and I have to recall or ultrahand quickly
      I wish the auto pickup from the sky islands when they fall off was a thing you could turn on for land

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >queen gibdo does literally a quarter heart of damage
    >silver grunts can drop you

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hits you with a tree stick for 15+ hearts
    kinda based

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just use stunning flowers bro, they make enemies attack each other

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rocket shield
    >minecart shield
    >spring shield
    Anything else worth having?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find a shield and maxed out on shields? Attach a shield on your shield for more shield.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Various mushroom shields

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      canon shield

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Link keeps aiming upwards and missing unless it's something directly in front of you and then risks blowing yourself up as well
        I wish it worked better...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It aims upwards if you move backwards from what I've seen

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          canon shield

          It works better attached on a weapon. Then you can aim and shoot with the throw weapon button

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shield
      shield
      shield
      what do any of these do?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rocket Shield
        Revali's Gale 2.0.
        >Minecart Shield
        Skateboard.
        >Spring Shield
        Probably rocket shield but not as volatile.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rocket goes up when you block
        Minecart for skating
        Spring does a big jump when you skate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red barrel shield, it's the best option to nuke with shield surf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruby and sapphire shields to ignore temperature.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ruby and sapphire shields to ignore temperature.
        Does this mean you can like go around naked and shite?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yup

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh shit thanks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weapons work too. I always just run through the snow area with my fire lizal greatsword

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weapons break too often for my liking. The two gem shields have been in my inventory for 20+ hours.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your weapon will break tho, your shield will last forever.

            Not if I don't use it. Shields break too, I don't understand the point.
            >thing doesn't break if you don't use it
            Yeah duh. Are fusion gem shields somehow indestructible or something?
            And I have far more weapon slots right now so it makes sense for me at least to use one of those for it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can engage in combat without losing shield durability. The same is not true for your weapon.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can engage in combat without losing shield durability
                Ah I see what you're saying. Just keeping the shield put away on your back while still being able to use whatever weapon you want.
                Yes, I'm moronic.
                No, I won't apologize.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your weapon will break tho, your shield will last forever.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rocket goes up when you block
        Minecart for skating
        Spring does a big jump when you skate

        >rocket shield
        >minecart shield
        >spring shield
        Anything else worth having?

        >totk finally gave us a reason to upgrade shield stash instead of maxing out weapon slots first

        Finally

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys don't upgrade the bow first? They break so easily.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you shitting me
        Big if true

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a reason cold/heat resistant clothing descriptions mention being imbued with ruby/sapphire

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everything in this shitlordian game so expensive?

    I literally am too poor to afford arrows.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      break every crates you see annon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can even break them for free by lifting them as high as you can in the air and dropping them (at least the wood ones)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Break crates and pots
      Sell your shit, you don't need more than like 2 of each gem at a time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about Hinox parts?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, you get more than enough parts from each kill to replace weapons that you spend. No sense in hoarding if you need rupees

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        break every crates you see annon

        >break pots and crates
        How? I don't have arrows to shoot at them and hitting them with my sword either do nothing (crates) or break (both cases)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lift them up and drop them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buying arrows
      Just stop using them when you could just throw the item and break any crate you see, I'm constantly around 700~ without even trying to conserve

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mob enemies hit harder than bosses

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was worried they'd frick up the final boss like Calamity and Dark Beast Ganon. Glad to be proven wrong.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought most anons hated the TotK final bosses more than BotW's.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I thought Calamity Ganon sucked and Dark Beast Ganon sucked even more.
        Dorf felt like a proper duel, and he got the better victory lap.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what? Its even worse now

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This trash is so bad.
    Tendies aren’t even human.

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there milk in this game?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      [...]
      >break pots and crates
      How? I don't have arrows to shoot at them and hitting them with my sword either do nothing (crates) or break (both cases)

      Rocks on sticks or lift them up and drop them

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious how drab the twilight set looks compared to everything else, fitting tribute to TP I guess

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