Fire Emblem Engage flopped.

Fire Emblem Engage flopped. Guess Fire Emblem 18 will go back to the Three Houses style since that's a guaranteed money maker.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Europe never liked FE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds them too much of the good ol’ days

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many good Switch titles even came out over the past 12 months? Only ones I can think of are Kirby and Xenoblade

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's it, pretty much.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IT’S OVER.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >UK

    who cares

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    britbongs can't even afford to heat their homes lmao why would they buy weeb games

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If this were Metroid we wouldn't see another one for 15 years after a failure.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    TH ran too shit for me to consider any more FE until the next system hits.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pirated it
    >booted up ryujinx
    >played it for 10 minutes
    >closed it and deleted the nsp
    I can't believe people pay $60 for something so clearly low effort and fricking lazy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was made on Unity anon.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t censor your games

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to beat franchise's sales records and you'll be seething and dilating about it for the next few years

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only care about Zelda and Metroid. I have a switch since day 1 and the only games I own are BOTW, Smash Ultimate and Metroid Dread. Everything else on Switch is shovelware nonsense.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They don’t realize that sales numbers have gotten more digital since 2019. Sales are probably slightly lower due to skepticism and lower metacritic, but not by much.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Engage looks like doodoo compared to three houses.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs are poor, they have to decide if they want to spend money on anime games or on food.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread should hang themselves.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yourself included. im waiting.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >boxed sales
    physical game sales have been declining for years
    id imagine covid sped up the process

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That wouldn't account for a 31% difference. That's too much to use Covid/Digitalization cope.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wow it's like the global economy has gone to shit in the last 12 months

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't stop pokemon breaking it's own ceiling, cope and seethe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon is a hard outlier and should be discounted from such comparisons.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Comparing Pokemon to Fire emblem
        Are you serious?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I tried it and it doesn't hook at all, oh boy (please clap) references and the most unimaginative haha you no remember and evil dragon lands getting destroyed
    Just didn't feel like it warranted care

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3 houses was also shit. until they go back to tellius style, with similar writing and not garbonzo nu-fe, it can die

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs are freezing to death and need to pay for heat and gas. Kek

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The English can't pay for heating rn, they don't have the dosh for strategy games.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She won.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ignore the persona audience
    >Game flops
    wow nobody could see this coming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How did it ignore them? You can still pick a character to romance (but you lose about half of the romance options in the localization lmao).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >No paired endings
        >Less characters
        >No routes
        >pozzed localization

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >pozzed localization
          that's all localizations now, either you play the original japanese or you get this shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > you lose about half of the romance options in the localization lmao

        No you don’t, the only thing that’s changed is the epilogue S-rank support conversation for a handful of characters is changed from explicitly romantic to “you’re my very best friend.” It changes nothing wrt actual gameplay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks people play modern FE for the gameplay

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to awakening and fates. Frick three turds.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >UK
    >buying games
    They have far bigger problems then caring about virtual toys.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      shouldnt have voted for brexit chud

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >UK
    Bong here. No fricking shit, sales will be down for all but the biggest games across all platforms. Half the country can’t even afford to turn the heating on right now thanks to the c**ts in charge. The only safe bets on UK sales this year would be FIFA, COD, Zelda, and the never ending sales of GTAV.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *in the UK

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >weapon triangle is back!...but most enemies negate it anyway
    >many characters are unusable shit so you're strongarmed into using a select few on higher difficulties
    >gacha elements in a single player game
    Why do people pretend that Engage has good gameplay again?
    >turnwheel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's anti 3Hgays being a defense force for mediocrity

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >switch titles haven’t sold as well over the 12 months in the uk
    >kirby and the forgotten land is the best selling kirby game ever in the uk
    Either bongs just hate kirby or forgotten land is an exception to whatever this guy is talking about

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why he kept it vague with “big games like Pokemon” so that any exceptions he can dismiss

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking UK numbers mean anything
    The UK has NEVER been a good indicator of a games overallviablity in the market

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    0 hype

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >UK
    haha, Brits dabbing on weebshit, not like the UK is a dumpsterfire right now and freezing to death, haha...

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only US and JP sales matter and Engage had the higest preorder numbers in franchise history in JP.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me recent FEs have become so easy the combat has completely become secondary to what the game is actually about. Each game also had a broken system that invalidates core combat elements.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FE was never hard
      >Inb4 HHM or some shit a mode where you just ride cavaliers and win

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be real here, the switch is dying. Hardware sales are declining and people are starting to move on. The only reason software is still remaining high is because Nintendo released some fricking huge games like Scarlet, Arceus, Splatoon 3 and Switch sports.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >We will never have another lunatic conquest ever again because of zoomers inability to play anything other than fortnite, minecraft, visual novels and sony movies, and feh

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's with UK having consistently a shit taste in vidya?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The UK physical sales charts last week were like this
    >1) FIFA 23
    >2) GoW Ragnarok
    >3) COD Modern Warfare II
    >4) Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
    >5) Nintendo Switch Sports
    >6) Pokemon Violet
    >7) Minecraft
    >8) Animal Crossing New Horizons
    >9) Pokemon Scarlet
    >10) Grand Theft Auto V
    We’re not exactly a good metric of what new games are selling, because apparently everyone keeps breaking their GTAV and Mario Kart disks.

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bongs:
    >OH NOOOO I CANT AFFORD MUH UTILITY BILLS I'M POOR! I'M DESTITUTE!!!! SAVE ME COMMUNISM!!!!!!!!
    also Bongs:
    >I pay for Sky TV, Netflix, Prime, Goypass, Playstation+, Nintendo Online, I eat takeout 7x a week, I drink alcohol 5x a week, I go to a bar/pub at least twice a week, I always buy lunch at work and never make my own, I buy video games, I buy fashionable clothes, I drive an expensive car that I leased, I always have the latest iphone or samsung phone............ I'M SO POOR WAHHHHH WHY WON'T ANYONE GIBS ME DAT
    nuke the entire island.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >of course you can have money. Just live without any luxuries at all, and you’ll finally be able to afford a tiny house when you’re 74.
      own nothing, eat the bugs, allocated entertainment time is 90 minutes on a weekend when the football is on, etc etc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO LIVE WITHIN MY MEANS?????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A HEDONIST AND EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO PAY FOR IT
        haha

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU ASK ME TO LIVE WITHIN MY MEANS?????????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A HEDONIST AND EVERYONE ELSE NEEDS TO PAY FOR IT
      haha

      good morning sir

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Engage gays are already coping

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