First AAA in a long time to have SOVL

First AAA in a long time to have SOVL

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    whats kojima smoking?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that good shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Phantom cigar.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is a huge larper

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      a dick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Creativity

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >am i coor yet guise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      does he even speak english? Imagine just being there and having this weird japanese westaboo listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        kojima is such a creatividad he communicates telepathically with abstract shapes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he speaks english decently, but he is too autistic to do in public events because he thinks people will laugh at him or something.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can see why https://youtu.be/OkeSnOT-gio

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not the worst actually.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Well I absolutely would laugh at him so that's fair.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word
        I can tell you, when i was in rehab. there was someone so brain damaged by drugs he slurred so fucking hard i could only understand 1 word of each sentence or something like that. and if i managed to understand him then kojimbo shouldn't have a problem

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kojima has invented his own language because he's a genius.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Plot twist: Maxis stole simlish from kojambo.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "I came up with the idea called language". There's no stopping his creativity

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >"I came up with the idea called language"
            oh yeah this sounds familiar lmfao

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ID on Mads's trousers?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >local Ganker meetup

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do theses people really befriended Kojimbo or were just spending time with him to milk him?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why the fuck would they want to waste their valuable time with a random game developer?
      Obviosuly he paid them you stupid moron

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Kojimbo is an interesting person?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not who you're responding to but
        to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
        >aah herro mikkelsen san, i make bideo bames
        >cool i like call of duty
        >suddenly kojimbos reason to exist disappears

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
          That's why they might find someone like like Kojima interesting. Hollywood's full of vapid narcissists, talking to a weird jap about his crazy ideas would be a nice change.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i don't disagree completely. but i think hollywood big shots are accustomed to crazy/weird ideas. but kojimas type of weird? yeah maybe

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              kojima just steals ideas from books tbh, death stranding was completely lifted from an overlooked scifi novel

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not surprised considering the type of stuff he must be into

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mads Mikkelsen regularly hangs out with Kojimbo as evidenced by the latter's twitter. The other two I dunno.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    YOU JUST KNOW that the black guy was the one to supply everyone else with weed.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he got removed from the picture afterward

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    smoking looks so cool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      smoking itself is cool too
      I can focus better on a game if I smoke before playing

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They all dress like teenagers... awkward

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >They all dress like teenagers...
      More like wannabe rappers from the 90's

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At least black dude can be justified

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I know left guy is die hard man, but is he a famous actor too? He looks vaguely familiar.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      do you mean, from any of the movies from the die hard franchise? i atleast don't recognize him from those

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, Die Hard man from Death Stranding. I.E. his character in Death Stranding is named "Die Hard Man"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I.E. his character in Death Stranding is named "Die Hard Man"
          LA CREATIVIDAD

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's also a character named "Fragile"
            But believe it or not, she's not that "Fragile"
            Like mario and princess beach

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          oh right. then idk, haven't touched that game yet

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >That "Kojima" hoodie
    What the fuck, I bet those people laugh at kojima behind his back

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the virgin kojimbo
    the chad zun

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Hanging out with literal gays
      >Chad
      Yeah, no.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        go back to rebbit, tourist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You will never fit in, dumb retard
          Go back to 4chan election incel

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the tourist cries out when uncovered

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >posts picture of a gay with a literal who
              >Thinks anyone cares
              Retard.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                anyone cares
                you clearly did 🙂

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah
                I clearly had sex with your mom 😉

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              whos that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You will never fit in, dumb retard
        Go back to 4chan election incel

        >posts picture of a gay with a literal who
        >Thinks anyone cares
        Retard.

        I bet a retard like u doesnt even know who's the chad in the photo

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          suck a fart out of my ass

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All i see are boomers pretending to be teens

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese man wishes he was an old scruffy american cowboy

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when you have to hang out with smokers and a Japanese man who pretends he's smoking

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      mads and reedus are more well-known than this dude but tbh he gave the best performance of the game

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Kojima pretending to smoke something? Is he trying that hard to fit in with the cool white people?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit you're actually right. i never bothered looking too hard into it. i just thought he had a unlit cig in his mouth lmfao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever played any of his games? its called autism.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Two years ago dude jesus christ.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's dogshit. I had to force myself to finish this crap. Story sucks donkey balls. Gameplay sucks monkey balls. Dialogues suck my balls.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      we need to protect Kojima and Mads at all costs

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand men in their 40s-50s who dress like teenagers. Immediately tells me you can't be taken seriously about any topic.

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