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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats kojima smoking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that good shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Phantom cigar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kojima is a huge larper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Creativity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >am i coor yet guise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does he even speak english? Imagine just being there and having this weird japanese westaboo listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kojima is such a creatividad he communicates telepathically with abstract shapes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he speaks english decently, but he is too autistic to do in public events because he thinks people will laugh at him or something.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can see why https://youtu.be/OkeSnOT-gio

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not the worst actually.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well I absolutely would laugh at him so that's fair.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word
        I can tell you, when i was in rehab. there was someone so brain damaged by drugs he slurred so fricking hard i could only understand 1 word of each sentence or something like that. and if i managed to understand him then kojimbo shouldn't have a problem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kojima has invented his own language because he's a genius.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Plot twist: Maxis stole simlish from kojambo.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "I came up with the idea called language". There's no stopping his creativity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >"I came up with the idea called language"
            oh yeah this sounds familiar lmfao

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ID on Mads's trousers?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >local Ganker meetup

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do theses people really befriended Kojimbo or were just spending time with him to milk him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick would they want to waste their valuable time with a random game developer?
      Obviosuly he paid them you stupid moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think Kojimbo is an interesting person?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not who you're responding to but
        to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
        >aah herro mikkelsen san, i make bideo bames
        >cool i like call of duty
        >suddenly kojimbos reason to exist disappears

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
          That's why they might find someone like like Kojima interesting. Hollywood's full of vapid narcissists, talking to a weird jap about his crazy ideas would be a nice change.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i don't disagree completely. but i think Hollywood big shots are accustomed to crazy/weird ideas. but kojimas type of weird? yeah maybe

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              kojima just steals ideas from books tbh, death stranding was completely lifted from an overlooked scifi novel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not surprised considering the type of stuff he must be into

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mads Mikkelsen regularly hangs out with Kojimbo as evidenced by the latter's twitter. The other two I dunno.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU JUST KNOW that the black guy was the one to supply everyone else with weed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he got removed from the picture afterward

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    smoking looks so cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      smoking itself is cool too
      I can focus better on a game if I smoke before playing

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They all dress like teenagers... awkward

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They all dress like teenagers...
      More like wannabe rappers from the 90's

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        At least black dude can be justified

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know left guy is die hard man, but is he a famous actor too? He looks vaguely familiar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you mean, from any of the movies from the die hard franchise? i atleast don't recognize him from those

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, Die Hard man from Death Stranding. I.E. his character in Death Stranding is named "Die Hard Man"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I.E. his character in Death Stranding is named "Die Hard Man"
          LA CREATIVIDAD

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There's also a character named "Fragile"
            But believe it or not, she's not that "Fragile"
            Like mario and princess beach

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh right. then idk, haven't touched that game yet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That "Kojima" hoodie
    What the frick, I bet those people laugh at kojima behind his back

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the virgin kojimbo
    the chad zun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hanging out with literal homosexuals
      >Chad
      Yeah, no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go back to rebbit, tourist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never fit in, dumb moron
          Go leave election incel

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the tourist cries out when uncovered

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >posts picture of a homosexual with a literal who
              >Thinks anyone cares
              moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anyone cares
                you clearly did 🙂

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah
                I clearly had sex with your mom 😉

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              whos that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You will never fit in, dumb moron
        Go leave election incel

        >posts picture of a homosexual with a literal who
        >Thinks anyone cares
        moron.

        I bet a moron like u doesnt even know who's the chad in the photo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          suck a fart out of my ass

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All i see are boomers pretending to be teens

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Japanese man wishes he was an old scruffy american cowboy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you have to hang out with smokers and a Japanese man who pretends he's smoking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mads and reedus are more well-known than this dude but tbh he gave the best performance of the game

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Kojima pretending to smoke something? Is he trying that hard to fit in with the cool white people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit you're actually right. i never bothered looking too hard into it. i just thought he had a unlit cig in his mouth lmfao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have you ever played any of his games? its called autism.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Two years ago dude jesus christ.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's dogshit. I had to force myself to finish this crap. Story sucks donkey balls. Gameplay sucks monkey balls. Dialogues suck my balls.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      we need to protect Kojima and Mads at all costs

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stand men in their 40s-50s who dress like teenagers. Immediately tells me you can't be taken seriously about any topic.

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