does he even speak english? Imagine just being there and having this weird japanese westaboo listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word
>listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word
I can tell you, when i was in rehab. there was someone so brain damaged by drugs he slurred so fricking hard i could only understand 1 word of each sentence or something like that. and if i managed to understand him then kojimbo shouldn't have a problem
not who you're responding to but
to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not >aah herro mikkelsen san, i make bideo bames >cool i like call of duty >suddenly kojimbos reason to exist disappears
>to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
That's why they might find someone like like Kojima interesting. Hollywood's full of vapid narcissists, talking to a weird jap about his crazy ideas would be a nice change.
whats kojima smoking?
that good shit
Phantom cigar.
Kojima is a huge larper
a dick
Creativity
Literally nothing.
>am i coor yet guise
does he even speak english? Imagine just being there and having this weird japanese westaboo listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word
kojima is such a creatividad he communicates telepathically with abstract shapes
he speaks english decently, but he is too autistic to do in public events because he thinks people will laugh at him or something.
I can see why https://youtu.be/OkeSnOT-gio
Not the worst actually.
Well I absolutely would laugh at him so that's fair.
>listening in as you shoot the shit and he can only pick up like every 4th word
I can tell you, when i was in rehab. there was someone so brain damaged by drugs he slurred so fricking hard i could only understand 1 word of each sentence or something like that. and if i managed to understand him then kojimbo shouldn't have a problem
Kojima has invented his own language because he's a genius.
Plot twist: Maxis stole simlish from kojambo.
"I came up with the idea called language". There's no stopping his creativity
>"I came up with the idea called language"
oh yeah this sounds familiar lmfao
ID on Mads's trousers?
>local Ganker meetup
Do theses people really befriended Kojimbo or were just spending time with him to milk him?
why the frick would they want to waste their valuable time with a random game developer?
Obviosuly he paid them you stupid moron
Do you think Kojimbo is an interesting person?
not who you're responding to but
to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
>aah herro mikkelsen san, i make bideo bames
>cool i like call of duty
>suddenly kojimbos reason to exist disappears
>to a a-tier like mikkelsen? or b-tier like reedus? def not
That's why they might find someone like like Kojima interesting. Hollywood's full of vapid narcissists, talking to a weird jap about his crazy ideas would be a nice change.
i don't disagree completely. but i think Hollywood big shots are accustomed to crazy/weird ideas. but kojimas type of weird? yeah maybe
kojima just steals ideas from books tbh, death stranding was completely lifted from an overlooked scifi novel
i'm not surprised considering the type of stuff he must be into
Mads Mikkelsen regularly hangs out with Kojimbo as evidenced by the latter's twitter. The other two I dunno.
YOU JUST KNOW that the black guy was the one to supply everyone else with weed.
yeah he got removed from the picture afterward
smoking looks so cool
smoking itself is cool too
I can focus better on a game if I smoke before playing
They all dress like teenagers... awkward
>They all dress like teenagers...
More like wannabe rappers from the 90's
At least black dude can be justified
I know left guy is die hard man, but is he a famous actor too? He looks vaguely familiar.
do you mean, from any of the movies from the die hard franchise? i atleast don't recognize him from those
No, Die Hard man from Death Stranding. I.E. his character in Death Stranding is named "Die Hard Man"
>I.E. his character in Death Stranding is named "Die Hard Man"
LA CREATIVIDAD
There's also a character named "Fragile"
But believe it or not, she's not that "Fragile"
Like mario and princess beach
oh right. then idk, haven't touched that game yet
>That "Kojima" hoodie
What the frick, I bet those people laugh at kojima behind his back
the virgin kojimbo
the chad zun
>Hanging out with literal homosexuals
>Chad
Yeah, no.
go back to rebbit, tourist.
You will never fit in, dumb moron
Go leave election incel
>the tourist cries out when uncovered
>posts picture of a homosexual with a literal who
>Thinks anyone cares
moron.
anyone cares
you clearly did 🙂
Yeah
I clearly had sex with your mom 😉
whos that?
I bet a moron like u doesnt even know who's the chad in the photo
suck a fart out of my ass
All i see are boomers pretending to be teens
Japanese man wishes he was an old scruffy american cowboy
>when you have to hang out with smokers and a Japanese man who pretends he's smoking
mads and reedus are more well-known than this dude but tbh he gave the best performance of the game
Why is Kojima pretending to smoke something? Is he trying that hard to fit in with the cool white people?
holy shit you're actually right. i never bothered looking too hard into it. i just thought he had a unlit cig in his mouth lmfao
have you ever played any of his games? its called autism.
Two years ago dude jesus christ.
No. It's dogshit. I had to force myself to finish this crap. Story sucks donkey balls. Gameplay sucks monkey balls. Dialogues suck my balls.
we need to protect Kojima and Mads at all costs
I can't stand men in their 40s-50s who dress like teenagers. Immediately tells me you can't be taken seriously about any topic.