First Astolfo thread of the month.

First Astolfo thread of the month.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You ever wonder how many impressionable young men wouldn't have transitioned and ruined they're lives if not for this one character? I'm saying this completely unironically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder a lot of things, anon. Some about vidya, some about my health. I can’t say any of that is about mentally ill homosexuals that would have been better as worm food.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          should i post IT

          I don't know what it is but yeah

          This is a knight of Charlemagne

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Traps haven't been hot or funny for a decade.

      I wonder a lot of things, anon. Some about vidya, some about my health. I can’t say any of that is about mentally ill homosexuals that would have been better as worm food.

      newbies

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Astolfo is the quintessential newbie trap, anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The oldgay trap was brutalized by normalgays though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wouldn't
      you mean to say would
      he and Bridget are the biggest causes for feminine men to accept themselves, instead of getting into the suicide troony cult.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Astolfo is a man

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A man I want to frick.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Traps haven't been hot or funny for a decade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only homosexuals don’t like traps

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals love traps

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            homosexuals =/= gay men

            You can be a homosexual and not be gay .

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    should i post IT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what it is but yeah

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute asian girls are the cutest when taking african dicks! Miyeon best girl!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Moreover, I'd like to suck the frail semen directly from your little penis with my big mouth ~
    >At that size, if I used my vacuum-blowjob,
    >I can rape you just with with my wet tongue. Hey ~
    >Ahah, just thinking about it is making my penis drip...~

    >It's alright ~ I'll use my wonderful magic to make sure I don't break you, and play with you carefully, so ~
    >Of course, don't worry about your daily meals either, okay?
    >You can drink my drool, or my early-morning pee, okay
    >Even my excrement is perfectly safe for your body ~ It's my magic I've developed for runts like you ~
    >Well, the flavor is the same, lol

    >Or perhaps I should say, dirt-cheap, tossed aside trash like you, lowest-class scum just like a plaything~
    >hould gratefully slurp up my fat wiener's semen that I, the transcendentally cute, jerking off, scattered across my bed, right?
    >If you don't drink it a~ll up until it's clean, I'll have to punish you, okay?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >Moreover, I'd like to suck the frail semen directly from your little penis with my big mouth ~
    >At that size, if I used my vacuum-blowjob,
    >I can rape you just with with my wet tongue. Hey ~
    >Ahah, just thinking about it is making my penis drip...~

    >It's alright ~ I'll use my wonderful magic to make sure I don't break you, and play with you carefully, so ~
    >Of course, don't worry about your daily meals either, okay?
    >You can drink my drool, or my early-morning pee, okay
    >Even my excrement is perfectly safe for your body ~ It's my magic I've developed for runts like you ~
    >Well, the flavor is the same, lol

    >Or perhaps I should say, dirt-cheap, tossed aside trash like you, lowest-class scum just like a plaything~
    >hould gratefully slurp up my fat wiener's semen that I, the transcendentally cute, jerking off, scattered across my bed, right?
    >If you don't drink it a~ll up until it's clean, I'll have to punish you, okay?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >Moreover, I'd like to suck the frail semen directly from your little penis with my big mouth ~
    >At that size, if I used my vacuum-blowjob,
    >I can rape you just with with my wet tongue. Hey ~
    >Ahah, just thinking about it is making my penis drip...~

    >It's alright ~ I'll use my wonderful magic to make sure I don't break you, and play with you carefully, so ~
    >Of course, don't worry about your daily meals either, okay?
    >You can drink my drool, or my early-morning pee, okay
    >Even my excrement is perfectly safe for your body ~ It's my magic I've developed for runts like you ~
    >Well, the flavor is the same, lol

    >Or perhaps I should say, dirt-cheap, tossed aside trash like you, lowest-class scum just like a plaything~
    >hould gratefully slurp up my fat wiener's semen that I, the transcendentally cute, jerking off, scattered across my bed, right?
    >If you don't drink it a~ll up until it's clean, I'll have to punish you, okay?

    I need this, all of it.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    >Moreover, I'd like to suck the frail semen directly from your little penis with my big mouth ~
    >At that size, if I used my vacuum-blowjob,
    >I can rape you just with with my wet tongue. Hey ~
    >Ahah, just thinking about it is making my penis drip...~

    >It's alright ~ I'll use my wonderful magic to make sure I don't break you, and play with you carefully, so ~
    >Of course, don't worry about your daily meals either, okay?
    >You can drink my drool, or my early-morning pee, okay
    >Even my excrement is perfectly safe for your body ~ It's my magic I've developed for runts like you ~
    >Well, the flavor is the same, lol

    >Or perhaps I should say, dirt-cheap, tossed aside trash like you, lowest-class scum just like a plaything~
    >hould gratefully slurp up my fat wiener's semen that I, the transcendentally cute, jerking off, scattered across my bed, right?
    >If you don't drink it a~ll up until it's clean, I'll have to punish you, okay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fate/Extella Link is a video game and a recent one at that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        None of you are discussing any video game. You're ERPing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you don't even know what erp is moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah man look at all this video game discussion.

            Don’t post this boy during NNN

            Cause I’m not suppose to nut.

            [...]

            Astolfo is not only cute but a total bro.

            I have
            [...]
            No

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up ESL

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That's not ERP. Not a single post you replied to was Erotic Role Play

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t post this boy during NNN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why ?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cause I’m not suppose to nut.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You nut to Astolfo ?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I have

            [...]

            No

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why do people willingly subject themselves to NNN? it's not like holding it for a month results in a particularly amazing orgasm, that caps at about 3 days

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wjke

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shit aside he looks like an aged raisin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fug

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      awww haaail noo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a family so it won't work

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a protection dog today so get fricked.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AIEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nigro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Let me suck your dick anon!!!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Astolfo is not only cute but a total bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd suck his wiener.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Astolfo is /ourboy/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Astolfo is reddit's boy
      FTFY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cope troony.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go back to where you came from
          https://www.reddit.com/r/Astolfo/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            go back
            https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            go back
            https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/

            Kinda suspicious that you guys both know different reddit boards.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            go back
            https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/

            You have to go back
            https://www.reddit.com/r/realscatgirls/
            https://www.reddit.com/r/realscatguys/

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          did you know this line is actually mistranslated?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            did you know your mom misaborted?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ad hominem

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What does he have to do with it?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's only a matter of time before trannies turn Astolfo into Bridget 2.0.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Double teaming girls with Astolfo!

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT TOOT

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cute pits.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder video games are catering to the LGBT crowd nowadays. The amount of hoops you people jump through to say that fricking a guy is not gay is really fricking pathetic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who is saying that it isn’t gay in this thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not gay if you don't see the wiener. You can rub the testicles though.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is it so wrong that I want a trap to dominate me?

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