FIRST OF ALL:. I AM VEGETA.

FIRST OF ALL:
I AM VEGETA.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's CHADjita for you, little b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >chad
      >jobs at every opportunity

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He defeated his rival 3 times though. Also he has higher winrate than MC of his series.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SHITgeta homosexualS still counting the time he gave into mind control like a little b***h and Goku didn't take him seriously enough to go all out as a win
          loving every laugh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mindcontrolled
            >literally told babidi to frick off and did what he wanted
            >goku still lost 3-0

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >CHADjitaKINGS still count the time Bejita defeated his vassal as a win
            Yes, moron. That's what the score means.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mind control
            >refused all of Babidi's orders and fought against Buu
            ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ... In my fanfiction.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            called Dragon Ball by Akira Toriyama.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Also he has higher winrate th-ACK

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, Bejita lost a lot but Goku lost even more.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there one of these, but it's just screencaps of him getting his ass beat?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charge me doc

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE, PICCOLO.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bejitabros i don't yabba dabba feel too good...

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KAKAROT SAVE ME I'M BEING INFECTED BY MOESHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY SON IS THE DRINK
    I AM THE CUP
    I DON'T GIVE A FRICK

    ?si=SpCzXZ3J6P7rrzrx

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her design was better in the pilot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ye

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god this was THE MOST FRICKED up thing I HAVE EVER SEEN
      it made me want to fricking PUKE holy SHIT
      the deranged loser and SICKO who this was for should be FRICKING SHOT
      literally nearly comparable to fricking SHADMAN in terms of FRICKED UP levels (shadman is LITERALLY internet SATAN)
      i thought i was going INSANE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Favorite character?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          J.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WOWY ZOWY BEJITA! DID YOU JUST SAY I? YUJIRO CHADMA THE STRONGEST BEING ON THIS PLANET WHO CAN INSTANTLY KILL YOUR ASS IN UNDER A SECOND, CAN FRICK YOUR TIGHT BOY PUSSY AND IMPREGNATE IT AND YOUR WIFE CAN WATCH?! WAIT...? YOU SAID I CAN NAME THE SON BEJITA JR? WOWY ZOWY AY POR DIOS!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >CAN FRICK YOUR TIGHT BOY PUSSY AND IMPREGNATE IT
      This can't happen.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WAIT? NANIIIIIIIIII?????? YOUR ALSO SAYING THAT YOU'LL LET MY PRECIOUS WONDERFUL BOUNCING BABY BOY BAKI CHADMA KICK YOU IN THE BALLS? TURNING YOUR TESTICLES IN SLOPPY BLOODY WET MOOSH? MAKING IT ONLY POSSIBLE FOR YOU GIVE ONLY FEMALE OFFSPRING THAT WILL BE MADE TO BE RAPED BY ME, MY SON AND GOKU? WOWY ZOWY!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLD on here MORTAL. Are you telling me that I've been SURPASSED!? And that my once TERRIFYING power is now COMMONPLACE!?!? A-and you're saying that I'm not even FIFTH PLACE anymore!? Now you're telling me it was MY OWN FAULT that these mortals came to be come MORE POWERFUL than me!? I should have destroyed them when I had the chance! BUT WAIT, then that pretty green girl and her cook MANSERVANT would have NEVER come to live on my planet. What's that? You say the green girl HATES ME and that it wouldn't have mattered ANYWAY because the OMNI-KING was going to ERASE ME regardless!??! NO!! NO NO NOOOOO!!!!! WHIS, TURN IT BACK. I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP FOR A HUNDRED YEARS!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHITrusbros.... Our HERO has been surpassed by every character since U6 tournament... How can this be?????

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >official 4koma by Toriyama
    4-0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ついに means finally. bejita admitting that he never beat Chadku except in children's video games. he was practicing in the corner while bulma was being anally brutalized

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Saying "finally" means you never did that before
        Skin color?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wow I finally had sex!
          means you're not a virgin anymore, not that i'd expect you to understand

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >[Inane babble]
            Brownie, if you stand in line and wait for an hour, then say "finally" after it's your turn - does that mean you never stood in line? No, you FRICKING moron.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vegeta killed golden freeza btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bring up literal AU canon
        go back to undertale

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lost…

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine coming home after a hard day of waging and you see your android waifu get bred by a Black person as he's about to thrust his last load into her modded fertile womb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine c-ACK

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://vocaroo.com/14EtsGTKiX2n

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like veGINA

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

    THE INDOMITUS REX

    THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS

    THE KING OF KINGS

    THE LORD OF LORDS

    THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
    CHADREN THE GRAY

    APEXPREDATORren the MASCULINE

    GRIPren the CRUSHING

    INSURMOUNTABLEren the UNSURPASSABLE

    INDOMITABLEren the UNYIELDING

    AESTHETICren the BEAUTIFUL

    SWOLEren the RIPPED

    TANKren the RESOLUTE

    PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGren the INTIMIDATING

    GLAREren the DOMINEERING

    JUGGERNAUGHTren the UNSTOPPABLE

    DISCIPLINEDren the ENLIGHTENED

    ZENren the SPIRITUAL

    POTENTren the VIRILE

    ALMIGHTYren the INVINCIBLE

    VALORren the DAUNTLESS

    IMPERIOUSren the DOMINATOR

    INVICTUSren the ETERNAL

    MAELSTROMren the TITANIC

    QUAKEren the SPACE-TIME SHAKING

    COLOSSUSren the LEVIATHAN

    BEHEMOTHren the MASTODONIC

    MONSTERren the TERRIFYING

    LORDren the KING

    DEITYren the CHRIST

    CRIMSONren the LEGEND

    SUPERNOVAren The TRANSIENT

    RENCHAD THE JI

    JICHAD THE REN

    RENCHAD THE CHAD

    KINGCHAD THE LORDGRAY

    THE CHAD OF CHADS

    ENCHAD CHADREN

    CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
    ENTER CHADREN
    THERE WE FRICKING GO
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT, b***h.
    The little b***h bot's bane.

    Unbreakable.
    Unyielding.
    Incorruptible.
    Insurmountable.
    Impassable.
    Unconquerable.
    Untouchable.
    Unabatable.
    ENTER THE RENGOD
    The CEO of the motherfricking threads. We would NOT be here
    If not for this
    ALABASTER GOD
    And their scholarly scholars
    BOOM btw
    I WON AGAIN. YUP

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >invented ENTER ____
    >invented dictionaryposting
    >invented >IESLB
    >invented Kneelposting
    >invented BOOMposting
    >invented See?
    >invented cachinnation
    >invented Gentlemen...
    >invented [NAME][NAME][NAME][NAME]
    >invented Winposting
    >invented NEXT
    >invented MINDBROKEN
    >invented poetryposting
    >invented newwordposting
    >invented screencapping
    >invented Capslockemphasisposting
    >invented FOAZ/MOAZ/GOAZ
    >invented >he RAN/FLED
    >invented >parroting
    >invented >inane babble
    >invented little b***h
    >invented DENOUED
    >invented schizo/mentally ill callouts
    >invented God I'm smart/handsome
    >some of these have spread outside of these threads
    >created an endless number of pastas
    >control the OP of the threads whenever their whims decide so
    >literally BTFO'd Brolytards into complete extinction
    >literally BTFO'd the facebook tier "Cuckbba Gang" homosexual into extinction
    >literally caused multiple people to have unironic mental breakdowns and turn into schizophrenic zombies who think about Jiren ALL DAY and mumble to themselves about "SHITren" non-stop
    >mindbroke the Father of all Zombies into typing "SHITren" over 5000 times
    >literally BTFO'd the zombie into becoming too exhausted to post frequently
    >BTFO'd everyone with Gankerposting simply by proving that they are LEGION and from white-majority first world countries, while the taco-bakers are too scared to show their flag
    >improved the English language and grammar skills of these threads by 500% simply by relentlessly calling out IESLB and lazy typos
    >made the vast majority of the thread adopt their witty repartee, especially their parroting detractors
    >have destroyed literally EVERYONE who dared to doubt CHADrens uncontested powerlevel in debates and arguments, using facts, logic and unmatched wit
    >have created an Akashic Records-like archive of argument victories and BTFOings, as well as the humiliation of their enemies (trophy case)
    J.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would lose to Moro AND Granolah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would lose to [Non-canon toyospico promotional fanific OCs]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The manga is canon, not the toeislop anime

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would lose to [Cell] AND [Tapion]
        Huh?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Would lose to Cell
        No, Cell loses to SS2 Gohan and Jiren defeated UI Goku. Jiren >= UI Goku >>>>> SS2 Gohan > Cell
        >AND Granolah
        Who?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >raughs from the Dragon Road

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any kind of hour long video essay on all the /dbs/ lore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, /dbs/ scholars are granted access to their lore through the Akashic Records, mere ningens would be driven insane by this knowledge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. And even if there is one, you shouldn't watch it for your sake.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LITERALLYSHITrenbros…

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The manga is canon, not the toeislop anime

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well my butthole got creampied again…

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The manga is canon, not the toeislop anime

    >Manga where Goku does not even remember who Pan is
    >Manga where several arcs are skipped with "just watch the anime version" labels
    >Manga where Goku doesn't get his canon SSJGSSJKayoken form

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The FLOPnga is canon

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does barely anyone in shounen ever die? It robs the story of all tension if you know the author would never kill off a major character. They might as well be in a boxing ring rather than (supposedly) fighting for their lives.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because these are quite literally comics for 12 yo kids who are supposed to move on by the age of 17

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Characters constantly die in DB. They might get resurrected in later arcs but the point is that if main characters can't defeat the bad guy - no one is getting resurrected so that's how tension is created.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is in the word itself. Shounen. It's for kids. It's like asking why nobody ever gets killed in Sesame Street.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason why comic book heroes and cartoon characters never die; these mediums have very little artistic integrity as they are treated as products, specifically products sold towards children. You will notice the pattern that when a character does actually die off, it's due to a drop in interest as the consumer grows out of it. This gives the publicist the excuse to also reboot a series for new generation of young consumers.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What causes DBZ autism to be on an entirely different spectral plane of existence?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mexicans.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KING OF JOBBERS AND MANLETS!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once I revert to an egg I must bury myself underground for three years, there my form matures.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=T8CXvfBiPjSJbaCB&t=30

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Vegeta is so great then why did Zamasu steal Goku's body instead of his?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Goku was the one who defeated Zamasu in the sparring match, Zamasu didn't even know who Bejita was until Goku brought him in the future as his fusion fodder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Zamasu didn't know who the frick Bejita is.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like The b***h of all Saiyans.

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