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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly just drop the Assassin's pretense and make an action game with stealth elements. I know you missed out on a modern-set game like that what with GTA and the like, but it's been decades since you've played as actual Assassin, barring Mirage

    Like I wouldn't even hold it against Ubi if they dropped the whole Animus thing, you're too constrained because of it. If I want to play as Kangz II during the Crusade then take away the Animus and let me go hogwild and let me dictate history. Maybe I go kill Saladin, maybe I go kill Richard, maybe I go crucify every israelite and retire in Prague etc. even in an alternate history the Animus as a framing device constrains you too much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do the shitty new AssCreeds even still have a modern day storyline and an Animus? The ones in Egypt and Ancient Greece

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah you follow some genius chosen one who also dies like a b***h like Desmond

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't Desmond sacrifice himself to stop the ancient human aliens from taking over the world with the help of the sun flare in 2012 that was prophecied by the Mayas?
          On a related note, yeah they should've axed the modern storyline a dozen games ago

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's an in-universe thought that Desmond's sacrifice might not have been necessary but it was a moot point since the danger was too great and they did jack shit with the aftermath of that since they quickly shuffled away Juno and any other living/resurrected ayy or immortal human or third faction. They seem so averse to shaking up the status quo of the modern day setting, that it's more likely we'll see Assassins or Templars or any of the third factions introduced in DLC or the novels in xDefiant instead of an actual Assassin's Creed game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's an in-universe thought that Desmond's sacrifice might not have been necessary but it was a moot point since the danger was too great and they did jack shit with the aftermath of that since they quickly shuffled away Juno and any other living/resurrected ayy or immortal human or third faction. They seem so averse to shaking up the status quo of the modern day setting, that it's more likely we'll see Assassins or Templars or any of the third factions introduced in DLC or the novels in xDefiant instead of an actual Assassin's Creed game

          Didn't Desmond sacrifice himself to stop the ancient human aliens from taking over the world with the help of the sun flare in 2012 that was prophecied by the Mayas?
          On a related note, yeah they should've axed the modern storyline a dozen games ago

          The devs clearly have no idea what to do with the modern story. AC was only meant to be a few games, but then the devs realized the milking potential. You can expect AC games for at least 10 more years. The fanbase is very big and loyal. They will instantly pre-order deluxe editions later today.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They did for origins and odyssey but everyone hated her so they killed her off in valhalla, Last i checked we started playing as loki's reincarnation Basim but I skipped the last game so i dunno what happened but they are toning down the IRL stuff since it sucks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I kinda lost track but if i remember correctly, of the cast of the original trilogy the only two surviving (the dorks that programmed the retrofitted Animus in the Ezio trilogy) got captured and executed in one of the latest games. Minerva got killed like a b***h in a comic book tie-in before we even got to know what her plan was and now the story has basically been "Abstergo keeps making games and the Assassins are trying to sabotage them unsuccessfully".

        It's a fricking mess, anon. This franchise needs a conclusion and the reboot button asap.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it still an rpg-thing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes you need to be able to romance japanese women as a black man otherwise japanese people dont have any interest in buying the game.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Maybe a pop song like in the Valhalla trailler. Some shit about losing your home and having to find your path to fit the story of the foid Shinobi and Nig Samurai.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WUZ KAMIKAZE AND SHIIIIEEET

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    unless I get a Ghost of Tsushima ripoff, it's gonna be a shit AC game.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blade is in?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will there be pop-up advertisements in this one, when I open the in game map?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no that would be funny. it upsets the wannabe intellectuals who define themselves by their taste in music

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Alkibiades so much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What a goatfricking bro

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this looks like the perfect game to buy for my wifes bull since he mostly makes fun of me for playing japanese games

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black person
    Asian Woman

    Harmony.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    isnt this cultural appropiation? or does that only count the other way around?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's not when the good side does it voyons !

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    as transwoman im gonna buy this game day 1 including the season and battle pass just to make chuds seethe lol

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the armor design seems cool, hopefully the samurai fashion will be good in this game. the wow shoulderpads in valhalla were preposterous. also there better be some odachis in this game as well.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is ai slop you fricking morons
    why is Ganker infested by mongoloids

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      see you tonight

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For some shitty fake aislop ubisoft really is going after anyone that posts it threatening them with lawsuits if they dont take it down.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if they aren't complete fricking morons they'll use a Nujabes beat

    ?si=mZZ7oa_C6HZGzFLj

    ?si=M9HLplIzymQmrUg5

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    chuds are gonna meltdown again

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    homieHRAI of clan WE WUZ.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >BMAF
    /gif/ won

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if this game is a success every popular ips will have black mc, based

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE
    WUZ
    SHOGUNATE N SHEIT

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why does his face look like a broteam youtube thumbnail?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hey hey, reddit

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing how many unironic shills Ubisoft has.Anyway, we didn't have a true AC game since III (and maybe revelations), at this point it's just Ubisoft using the IP for skimming money.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play Rogue, it's massively underrated.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't bother advertising here nobody is gonna buy diversity assassin 12

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    new flop just dropped??

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to give it a chance. These games are my guilty pleasure and I’ve played most of them up to Origins, which I still thought was decent even if it lost its identity.

    Yasuke is a weird choice, though I would think with a country as insular as Japan was at that point it does make sense to have a foreigner bring the Creed over just like how the Jesuits are going to be the Templars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      After reading this I kinda could see how Yasuke could work, Most Japanese especially Samurai are kinda Loyal and stubborn and the idea of the creed or templar's would not work for them since they need a lord. Assuming this is after Oda died Yasuke could totally do it. Would also be a good setting for Templar/Assassin return since its all been the hidden in the last 3 games.

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I suspect they won't be in a loving relationship. We are still in the phase of toxic prostitutes who need no man because "strong and indipendent". in any case I'm ready for my holiday in Japan since AC is practically a holiday simulator.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fatigue
    So much fatigue

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even play the others games. If you struggle just because they keep going out and selling is a different matter.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        learn english, homosexual

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No need, you got it anyway and in fact you can't argue back.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The wait is killing me!

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I forced to play both in one route or can I do one first then the other? It's a rhetorical question, I know we don't know yet.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like the armor, hopefully we can use samurai masks as well.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the first mainline Assassin's Creed with a non-native protag that isn't ezio trilogy or seafaring?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That matters way less than this being the first AC with an actual person as the protagonist. Part of the appeal of the franchise was being an npc that history just kinda happens around while you're doing your own thing.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how mad are the Japanese that their representative is a nog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they dissmiss it as gaijin power fantasy
      shogun was dismissed for being a white boy power fantasy and this one is dismissed as Black power fantasy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How did that boomer core piece of shit become so popular in just a matter of days?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    100 million Japanese

    and they pick a black guy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because Japan is not what they are aiming for. If they buy it well , fine, but I think they will aim for the usual Western fanbase.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't aiming for the middle eastern, Italian, greek, egyptian or any setting related market so why are you suddenly using this as the excuse?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          WTF

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Japs don't care about foreign slop.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Japs don't care about foreign slop.
        Then why do they make so much of it?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          because gaijins will worship anything made by japs regardless of quality and shower them with money

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I stopped caring about ass creed after I beat ac4 years ago

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    doubt it'll take long with anviltoolkit, look at how fast character model mods appeared for mirage.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ill mod the fricker out and make him the wolf from sekiro.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        if you have the more recent games like mirage, rpg trilogy etc, you should try modding his model in to them, since ubisoft's way of coding and development hasn't changed much since 2007 let alone 2015 and if you can do it for those games, i'm pretty sure you'll be able to do it for this one. if you can't mod, you can perhaps ask someone on nexus.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's just so tiring, even in odyssey they were forcing the girl over alexios in a GAME about SPARTANS

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick this shit game
    i'd rather play as a monkey than as a black, black myth CHADKONG can't come soon enough

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    everyone predicted this, even though they shouldn't have.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    here. I de KANG-ified the game.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fine, switched to a realistic model. still way better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based, but I will only accept Kojima as the samurai

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      another variation:

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    according to leaks the game will have explicit BMAF sex scene

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did they pic a black man to appeal to americans and not offend the japanese?
    I mean if s japanese folk hero was chosen and not respresented with the correct about of honor it would cause outrage right?
    Who cares about a nig theres no honor to find anyway.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They picked a black man to get more ESG funding, they don't care about representation.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play as a black or a woman
    no

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bros I can't wait for the Black person to frick that asian girl so hard

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why Ubisoft shills bother with this place?
    No one here talks about ubislop outside of these shilling campaigns.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ghost of Tsushima does surprisingly well in Japan for being a western AAA game
    >Gets good reviews from lots of Japanese publications
    >Even gets Japanese developers going to bat for the game, praising that it shows strong Japanese characters and Japanese men who are masculine and strong
    >Gives the Western AAA scene some kind of foothold in the country
    >Ubisoft has a chance to do the same
    >NO IT HAS TO BE ABOUT A BLACK GUY, IT JUST HAS TO BE. WE CANNOT MAKE A GAME THAT DOESN'T HAVE BLACK PEOPLE IN IT. IT DOESN'T MATTER THE COUNTRY OR TIME PERIOD. IT HAS TO HAVE BLACK PEOPLE. BLACK PEOPLE ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER. IT HAS TO STAR A BLACK PERSON
    B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT HE IS A REAL PERSON! EVEN THOUGH THIS IS A FICTIONAL GAME ABOUT RELIVING ANCESTOR'S MEMORIES THROUGH A MAGIC SCI-FI MACHINE IT IS HISTORICAL SO WE HAVE TO USE THIS BLACK GUY!!!!
    I genuinely hope the game flops, but it won't. Somehow there are still morons out there who will buy anything with the Assassin's Creed branding.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it'll flop so you've got nothing to worry about, but it still wont stop them from slop pandering no matter how many games they shove this shit into

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It'll stop when they all shut down. Arkane just closed its doors despite redfall and deathloop (which was so great it got 10's and sold 0 copies). Ubisoft or remedy will be next.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    N

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense, Asian men simply lack the sheer masculinity to be a proper MC. There’s a reason why Ghosts of Slopima flopped so badly.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like an american movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a netflix adaption.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    worthless Black-slop
    no doubt game urinalists will 10/10 it across the board and no one will ever talk about playing it otherwise - best reviewed game that actually no one plays, just like Alan Woke 2 which will never get its budget back despite almost sweeping the VGAs (hilarious). Plebbitors who always complain about ubishit open-world being garbage will suddenly about face and start sucking the cum out of the Black game's Black dick, ubishit will regain their adoration through self-flagellating Blackphilism.

    what an absolutely worthless fricking joke for troons and Blackphile freaks, frenchoid anglophone devs are a metastasized tumor on the industry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >best reviewed game that actually no one plays, just like Alan Woke 2

      Or deathloop. Remind me what just happened to arkane.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >actual Japanese reaction "sugoi Yasuke kakkoii tbh"
    >random whites reaction "fricking Black person tainting my precious Japanese/aryan homeland. This is Japanese GENOCIDE."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese reaction "sugoi Yasuke kakkoii tbh"
      Baka gaijin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't checked have you?
      >日本を舞台にするのはいいけれど
      ポリコレ関連で黒人を無理くり登場させるのはやめてくれ。
      差別云々ではなく歴史観が壊れる

      Even a cursory search of Japanese twitter is negative

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what he meant by japanes twitter he means gaijin anime enthusiasts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        これ黒人が主人公なんだろ?
        あんま期待しない方がいいよ

        Nice cherrypicking.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I invite you to bring back any positive views of yasuke being the main character. Every post I've seen that acknowledges him is negative or a neutral question at best, none of them are excited.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            日本人男女の主人公を望む
            ポリで主人公を黒人にしないでほしい

            『弥助なら気にしない』とかではなくて
            主人公は“架空の人物”でないと
            歴代の主人公はみんな架空
            もし弥助が主人公だった場合
            当時の日本に外国人はほとんどいない
            そうだ弥助(黒人)がいるじゃん。
            利用して取ってつけたように感じる。

            To make it easier for you to find this shit just Wikipedia yasukes kanji name and search for him directly, you will not find positive reactions to his inclusion

            There aren't that many mentioning him either way. Most are just excited for an AC set in Japan. You're projecting your western hyperfixation on race onto everyone else.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >actual Japanese reaction "sugoi Yasuke kakkoii tbh"
              You made a bullshit post and I'm simply correcting you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You made a bullshit post
                Of course I did, thanks for the (You).

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Nice cherrypicking.

              you're the one who's cherrypicking, Black person

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          日本人男女の主人公を望む
          ポリで主人公を黒人にしないでほしい

          『弥助なら気にしない』とかではなくて
          主人公は“架空の人物”でないと
          歴代の主人公はみんな架空
          もし弥助が主人公だった場合
          当時の日本に外国人はほとんどいない
          そうだ弥助(黒人)がいるじゃん。
          利用して取ってつけたように感じる。

          To make it easier for you to find this shit just Wikipedia yasukes kanji name and search for him directly, you will not find positive reactions to his inclusion

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      これ黒人が主人公なんだろ?
      あんま期待しない方がいいよ

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Black person
    >woman
    >feudal japan
    Its slop time

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's up with europoors lately? last years BG3 with a lot of homosexualry and zoophilia (even a troony), this year AC Japan edition with Black folk

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >all the Asian men Samurai
    >choose the one meme Black person that was there

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will forgive them if the word "honor" is used less than 10 times in the entire game

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    think it'll be a story about him being a slave to the nippons and him breaking free with the fem ninja

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >a billion jap games with a jap mc
    >already have your own white gaijin samurai game
    >can't have one non-jap mc with a unique perspective without shitting yourself
    I'm so glad you whiny timmies will continue to seethe and never get your way.

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