FISH BUYS ESHOP FUNDS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAH

GET FUCKED HOOMANS

https://www.techspot.com/news/97334-pet-fish-commits-credit-card-fraud-owner-using.html

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOCK HIM UP

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based fish

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, they are so sending him to the fryer for this!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gives a new meaning to fin-dom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

      I see you two. I acknowledge you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOS!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont get it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fin = Finical
        Dom = Domination
        Fin-dom is a bizzare fetish where people send money to the "dominant" person. But the part of shortened term of it shares the same name of fin like off a fish

        Hope that helps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but thanks.
          However, next Mortal Kombat when though?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so basically simping but in a more formal relationship?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's organized simping with the simping being the thing that gets your rocks off

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's basically like sending tribute. Like how nations did in the past.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally makes no sense have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fin-financial
        >fin-fish fin
        >IT mAkEs No SenSe!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gives a new meaning to fin-dom.
      Kanye confirmed gay fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lole

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

      lel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you fucker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep tight, King.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      toasting in epic bread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CARLOOOOOOSSSSS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. What the fuck is findom? Finnish? Finnish domination??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Financial domination.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of that term before.

          Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

          now THIS is humor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Finnish domination??
        ebin :DDD
        finantial domination, aka paying for sex(sometimes), aka whores

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >paying for sex
          you poor childe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dunno just assumed it was like that. What it is?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You get a fin domme, she has an Amazon wishlist, you buy her stuff and she calls you piggie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA, but AFAIK it's basically just extreme simping for twitch girls who call you trash, i guess.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_domination

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >paying for sex
          If the people in findom actually got fucked for it they wouldn't be so pathetic but they don't even get that for the money they put into it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >finantial domination, aka paying for sex
          that's not what it means

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reddit..

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

      god fucking damnit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to old laughter because of you fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

      include me in screencap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

      BADA BING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      until recently I had no idea what that meant
      now I can appreciate the joke

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what does it mean?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think it means? It's a slang term for being dominated by a fish. Weird monstergirl coomers made it up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

      kek, im dead

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great work on the post, anon. 🙂

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ROWAWAWAWAWA

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They also exposed his credit card information to everyone watching
    Oh no
    He got fishing

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now thats what I call a phishing scam.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gives a new meaning to fin-dom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Carlos, I know it's you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gives a new meaning to fin-dom.

      Fuck off Carlos!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tranimals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chadimal website

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone shop a (you) on the bait or the carcass, whatever that is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas are the coolest things in the ocean.
      Very lovely creatures.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        orcish hands typed this post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. gay dolphin

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did it die?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Orcas are cool, but they are also a psychopathic animal that kill for fun. Lost a lot of love and respect for them after finding out they've been massacring the great white shark population in various parts of the world. Great whites are cooler than orcas, so fuck them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Orcas are just big dolphins and dolphins are just big assholes who are too smart for their own good

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >finding out they've been massacring the great white shark population in various parts of the world
              Wtf I love orcas now?!?!??!?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Great whites were pretending to be apex predator for years, orcas had to put them in their place

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. great white shark

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good to see the brads of the ocean are being patrolled by the chads of the sea. Stops them getting uppity

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Oh no killer whales kill things 🙁

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >best land predator is a mammal
              >best sea predator is a mammal
              >best air predator is ????
              But is either some kind of bat or it'll be a mammal one day
              Us hotbloods can't stop winning

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                birds are basically mammals, i truly don't really get why they're not considered. They are warm blooded. Not just warm but when i touched my pet bird it was fucking HOT

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because they're not mammals and they have little in common with mammals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They lay eggs for one thing

                Birds are *literally* a subset of reptiles you absolute mong
                They're a direct continuation from Avian dinosaurs. Feathers first evolved in reptiles, birds are just a highly derived group of them.

                >don't have fur
                >don't give live birth
                >don't produce milk in mammary glands
                >don't have X and Y chromosomes

                >warm blooded like us
                theyre mammals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >us
                You will never be a mammal, polly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Endothermy doesn't indicate an evolutionary relationship. While birds and mammals are the only universally endothermic animals, endothermy appears in reptiles, fish, and even arthropods.
                Furthermore, birds share more skeletal similarities to crocodilians (hence why birds and crocodilians are both archosaurs) than they do to synapsids (mammals).

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mammals are defined by feeding their young with milk (hence mammaries), not hot vs cold blooded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They lay eggs for one thing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what differentiates a mammal from a bird.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shit the fuck up, platypus, shut the fuck up!
                I’m so tired of you, all you do is ruin taxonomy! It’s really getting on my nerves!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds are *literally* a subset of reptiles you absolute mong
                They're a direct continuation from Avian dinosaurs. Feathers first evolved in reptiles, birds are just a highly derived group of them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >don't have fur
                >don't give live birth
                >don't produce milk in mammary glands
                >don't have X and Y chromosomes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                >warm blooded like us
                theyre mammals

                shut the fuck up Diogenes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bird brained bird owner (most likely the bird)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A single bat ruins the world economy
                the answer is obvious

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >literally called "killer whales"
              >get mad when they kill things

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think they kill Great Whites purely for fun. Firstly, they compete for the same prey. It makes sense to reduce competition. Secondly, while Great Whites, like most sharks, taste awful, they have fatty liver (this is how they store energy for long swims). Orcas eat that liver.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fuck off, Jaws.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I lose respect for any intelligent life that DOESNT kill for fun.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Orcas are also dolphins

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why'd he do that, aren't they supposed to be similarly related 🙁

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why do humans fight each other? Aren't they supposed to be similarly related? 🙁

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mogged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a good boy bringing presents to the people in the boat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. Despite their reputation from captivity and the brordry of Dolphins, Orcas are very smart and also are known to have never killed a human in the wild and are fairly friendly. One theory on why is that Orca "society" in the wild might actually have a social norm against killing humans for whatever reason. There are even ancient native american myths about why they don't hurt people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've probably been watching us from the sea this whole time and were like, "let's not piss off those crazy assholes."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orcas famously do not predate humans. I wonder if they can tell we're intelligent and make the moral choice not to

          They possess a collective intelligence capable of understanding that we are both smarter and more capable than them, as a collective, and they know if they attacked one of us, someone else of us would probably hunt them down for it.

          Basically smart enough to know not to fuck with us based on a future retaliation from our pack, which is to say, they are very intelligent. Humans and Orca used to work together with one specific pack near (Australia?) until the fishermen fucked over/disrespected the lead Orca on accident and they broke off this relationship with humans. Imagine if we could just see an alien ship at all times in space above us and they were just relatively benign, swimming in our atmosphere and not doing much else - you'd be fucking crazy to attack a friendly one diving down to us with your simple gunpowder and steel; the whole spaceship is right fucking there and clearly filled with intelligent beings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually bringing a chunk of meat to the boat hoping whatever is on the boat will reach into the water and grab it. That's when the Orca pounces and eats them.
        There's recorded footage of them doing this in captivity to lure birds to the waters edge, I'm sure they do it to seals and shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not seen orcas baiting other animals with chunks of flesh? that bros has probably eaten people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Orcas famously do not predate humans. I wonder if they can tell we're intelligent and make the moral choice not to

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Orcas famously do not predate humans.
            They have just never been caught is all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. gay dolphin

      Orcas genuinely spook me. I don't see what is cute about them they look scary with that color pattern. Plus they are huge as shit and have a lot of intelligence for an animal.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wild orcas are famous for never attacking humans, you should fear dolphins instead as they have no such moral code

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I really don't give a damn. When in the water we are at the mercy of any of the animals in the ocean. Even tiny jellyfish which can literally kill us with a sting.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure thing fag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OdROXdGTM

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They attacked the boat not the humans inside. There are many reported verified accounts of humans having their boats wrecked by orcas but never actually having the whales harm them themselves. Obviously being shipwrecked is probably harmful enough but hey, they don't know that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >but hey, they don't know that
              Who cares if they do or don't? They attack the boats in the first place is the problem you double moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >remember the dolphin rape caves

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fucking what

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              lurk for 2 moar years

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >remember the dolphin rape caves

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember reading another one about them using dead fish as impovised onaholes that was pretty nasty

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When God gives you intelligence, you rape

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if that one Dolphin Fucker is still around

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Despite being Apex predators, Orcas don't target humans.
        The only known instances of Orcas attacking and/or killing humans have all been in captivity, and usually stems from abuse. Even so, those attacks are in the single digets.
        What you really should be afraid of are hippos. You breathe incorrectly near one and you 'll be put on the local obituary. Also hippos aren't fat. They're 90% muscle. They're actually so muscular that hippos don't swim. They gallop of the floor of lakes/rivers.

        Also be afraid of crows, because if you wrong a crow, they'll hate you forever. They'll even teach their kids to hate you to keep up that generational hate. Never wrong a crow. And if you happen to see a crow dying on the street, unless you can guarantee their safety, just walk pass them. Because another crow is most likely watching, and they'll think you killed their buddy if you failed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whta about that guy from that greentext long ago about how he trained a flock of crows to be his entourage
          a murder of crows i guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is good reason for that. They are smart as fuck, though still harmless to humans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Orcas are the coolest things in the ocean.
      Very lovely creatures.

      Probably. Despite their reputation from captivity and the brordry of Dolphins, Orcas are very smart and also are known to have never killed a human in the wild and are fairly friendly. One theory on why is that Orca "society" in the wild might actually have a social norm against killing humans for whatever reason. There are even ancient native american myths about why they don't hurt people.

      >There are even ancient native american myths about why they don't hurt people.

      anons, i want to know more about this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's too many different cultures to really go into detail. Some say that they are the reincarnations of great ocean hunters who died on the water so they share kinship with people. Another myth says that they were created from a magical totem carved by a man who wanted a monster to kill people in revenge. He got his wish, but after seeing that it didn't satisfy him and that what he did was horrific, he ordered it to never again kill humans.

        It is fairly interesting stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i imagined they might be the domesticated wolves (dogs) of the seas thousands or tens of thousands of years in the past by some ancient civilization

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Another myth says that they were created from a magical totem carved by a man who wanted a monster to kill people in revenge. He got his wish, but after seeing that it didn't satisfy him and that what he did was horrific, he ordered it to never again kill humans.
          I like this one. Someone should make a vidya about this kind of story. Doesn't have to be about orcas it can just use someones fantasy creatures instead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a bit of a special case because this orca was separated from its pod and went to humans for social interaction.

        Unfortunately it would chase their boats too and it got clipped by a propeller and died. 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought it had a boat propeller injury for a sec

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Says fuck fish
      >Posts fish
      ????

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sees whale
        >says fish
        ????

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We literally have a species contract/pact with orcas, we used to help eachother hunt whales and they still honor that pact today, theres no need to fear orcas at all.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    augh

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just pirated this article so others don't have to give OP's clickbait site any more views.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wake up
      >check your account
      >not only did the fish change your avatar with a new one that they bought, they also renamed your account to ROWAWAWAWAY
      lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ROW AWAY AWAY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they
      ??????

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >anon doesn't know grammar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        non-binary fish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        non-binary fish

        >They

        There are multiple fish you retards

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao people are so strung up on identity politics these days that basic pronoun use confuses them.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it doesn't help that the word is just "fish" whether it's singular or plural

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Blame the Germans.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the plural of fish is fishes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, all those fish are non-binary? Huh, What're the chances all those animals have gender fishphoria.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >BLLLUUUUBUUBUBUBLLLBBYYUUBUBUBUBUBBUBBBB AAAIEEEEEE

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait was there seriously an episode where Carlos got coomed on by a salmon
              What the fuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those cartoons could get pretty wild anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it wasn't just him, but the whole class, they got put inside fish eggs and coomed on to become fish themselves

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god dammit carlos

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, all those fish are non-binary? Huh, What're the chances all those animals have gender fishphoria.

          >BLLLUUUUBUUBUBUBLLLBBYYUUBUBUBUBUBBUBBBB AAAIEEEEEE

          /thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are some fish that can change their gender
        Unlike humans

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's also a species of fish that has nothing but females. They go and mate with males of a close relative species, but no fertilization occurs. Instead the sperm die on contact with the eggs which have receptors for plain surface attachment but no DNA insertion mechanisms. This triggers an enzymatic response inside the cell that tells it to start dividing on its own. They have to have dead sperm chemicals on them for it to happen though, the eggs won't develop otherwise. Their mating behavior selecting a related species' males is directed by them having a common ancestor of course, but theoretically any sperm cell with compatible receptors would work. ANY sperm cell.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Any sperm cell you say...?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon do NOT cum on the fish.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I cum ON them silly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Life, uh, finds a way.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        horrible bait

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I'm just retarded and didn't know it was multiple fish because the headline has it singular

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what obsession does to a motherfucker.
        This is why people say to go outside every once in a while, or as the zoomers and gen alphas like to say "touch grass"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ESL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is so buggy that it caused some fish to do crime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks, anon.
      holy shit. fish be gangsta.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all caused by pokemon being so shitty it crashed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair the game had been running for thousands of hours

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the bare minimum of expectation for a game to run for even tens of thousands of hours and not crash
          fuck off bootlicker gay, nintendo will not notice you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >why yes I do play the same game for ten thousand hours without ever once turning it off
            lmao fuck off retard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >download the N64 emulator
      What game do you think they were trying to play?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fish changed his name to "Row Away"
      Yeah this story is fake lol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hilariously enough, Nintendo granted the request
      I like how they say this like Nintendo is too stingy to refund $5 normally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hilariously enough, Nintendo sent a cease and desist order to the fish for streaming IP without permission.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >exposing the credit card info to everyone
      How come that didn't turn out way worse? 2FA?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably low viewer count who probably wasn't attentively watching the stream. I leave streams on as a noise box.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Switch censors your credit card info with asterisks. They may have gotten his expiry date and security code, but without the full number you can't do anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It only shows the last four digits.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo refunds fishes better than people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok how the fuck did they manage to beat pokemon sapphire, he had to help them sometimes right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pokemon games are so easy that random inputs will eventually beat the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, this story seems kinda fishy to me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >believing the fish somehow just ACCIDENTALLY brute forced a fucking 16 digit code INCLUDING everything else you have to go through manually on the Eshop to make a purchase

      This site is literally infested with fucking underage kids.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you can save your payment information you fuckign retard

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The article outright mentions the fish """"somehow"""" correctly inputting the entire fucking card information entirely on their own.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >correctly inputting the entire fucking card information entirely on their own.
            >"to Mutekimaru's account from his credit card that was saved on the Switch"
            Retard

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just wanted to play vidya

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit my fucking sides.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like absolute bullshit how the fuck did a fish complete Pokémon sapphire in 3000 hours with random inputs? Not possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think there was more than one fish.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how long did it take Twitch chat to beat Pokemon Red? Basically the same thing.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fish uses a Fisher Price tablet
    and the world keeps turning

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >~~*Goldfish*~~

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting scammed by fish.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >plural of fish is fish
    >but if there are multiple species of fish involved, then fishes is also acceptable
    Who the fuck came up with this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vaginal sex with Akko

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ichthyologists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're pluralising the "singular" concept rather than the multiple entities that make up that concept. Same for people becoming peoples if you're talking about e.g. multiple ethnic groups.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit. no one saw that comming. here i was thinking cockatoos were the real enemy. my god!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since no one's posted it unless I missed it. They even put English subtitles for us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impressive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fish actually read the license agreement
      >probably aren't even over 13
      >still accept it because they're fish
      Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >getting an email from your own pet fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha, excellent

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      owned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my fucking sides

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the game between youtube and tetris 99 in his most played list? almost looks like it might be the game of life I think that's decently popular over there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        あつまれ どうぶつの森
        animal crossing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I did think that for a moment but the logo seemed wrong didn't realize they got a completly different sort of logo to us

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wwwwwwwwww

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they logged out after buying some shit and downloading 64 is great.
      >Ends with Fukkireta
      Perfect.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Update: Fish and Nintendo Switch owner has reached out to us and confirmed the purchased game was Splatoon 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      : Fish and Nintendo Switch owner has reached out to us and confirmed the purchased game was Splatoon 3

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao nice
    I remember watching fish plays pokemon back in the day (has it really been almost a decade? fuck.) so it's nice to see that someone's continuing it.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Nintendo Fish

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This fucking country man. I swear to god.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its from japan you sperg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This country indeed,. A country full of illiterate cucks like yuo.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      そうでづよね。。。

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >でづ
        >づ

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had a goldfish who used to let me touch him, I had to give him away when my family moved out of the country. His name was Turtsquine. Animals are probably the most beautiful phenomenon in nature. Plants too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Animals are probably the most beautiful phenomenon in nature. Plants too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People don't really think of fish as having any ability to think, because they're just floppy rods we kill by the millions unceremoniously but they have a surprisingly advanced brains. Goldfish don't really have that bad of a memory, they just rarely give a fuck because they're burst predators who like to laze about. It's actually more likely that they are by size smarter than a land creature due to their environment, which would allow smarter brains for less energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What game?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was Hecklefish Moriarty

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking amazing

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did he keep the name?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THERE ARE FISHES POSTING IN THIS THREAD
    RIGHT NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blub blub motherfucker

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >HOOMANS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It get's worse if you know that the origin of that is from wolfaboos. Literal retards who want to be animals to a level so much more obnoxious than any furfag.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your fishes, Gankerros. this is pepsi. he lives on my desk and watches me play vidya

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do u have weeb fish food

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its all they have. i live in nippon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >weeb fish food

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its all they have. i live in nippon

        I live in Asia (not Japan) and whenever I go to a pet supply store about half their stock is in raw moonrunes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it's a beta fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's really cool. I'd love to get into the aquarium hobby someday. Seems like a lot of work though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not so bad as long as you take it slow and steady. contrary to what one may think, the larger the tank the easier it is to care for since there's a larger room for error. dont overstock with fish, leave co2 injection and advanced shit until later when youre ready for it, and keep on top of your weekly water changes. fishes are great. check in on the aquarium general on Ganker if youre interested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cute fire emblem cosplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good post

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this only happened because SV is a buggy piece of shit and crashed
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i like how the article dismissed it so offhandedly, "crashed, as games sometimes do"

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fish plays Pokemon game (from RB to S&M)
    Ok, I can believe it's possible to beat it in a couple of months or years
    >Fish plays S&V
    There's no fucking way it can even get past the tutorial all the way up to the academy without the help of the owner in a million years.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*gold fish*~~

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When questioned, the suspect said that he had no memory of committing the crime.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And mods dared to say aquariums aren't Ganker related.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This would NEVER happen on a PS5.
    because it has no games

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ROWAWAWAWAWA
    I cant breathe

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time we had an orca thread someone mentioned the law of the tongue. Very cool

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People give money to women for just existing
    We live in a society

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are manta rays known for any fucked up behaviors? I know they're really smart like Orcas, Dolphins and Octopuses but I can't recall any fucked up shit they like doing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they're honest fish, degeneracy is a mammal trait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not fucked up but Manta Rays jump out of the water cause they want to, they find it fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember seeing a webm of a ray(?) floating on the surface of a fish tank upside-down, spitting water at the guy recording.
      I dunno if that's really "fucked up" though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They killed Steve Irwin. They deserve no sympathy. Genocide the rays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a stingray. Different animal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Different moron same ray. All deserve death.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >same ray
            No, I just told you. Manta rays and stingrays are different animals.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >manta
              >RAY
              >sting
              >RAY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you
                >GAY

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One has a sting and the other doesnt, guess which. The answer will surprise you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >metal gear
                >RAY

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they deserve death because of how closely they're related to stingrays, you're gonna be real upset when I tell you about moron genetics.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What about them?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mutekimaru had done this experiment before. In 2020, his fish successfully completed the test, finishing Pokémon Sapphire in about 3,195 hours — something an actively playing human could do in around 30.
    I call bullshit. A fish is just too random. It would never complete a game of pokemon no matter how many hours you gave it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In 2002,[12] lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes crested macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon, England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website.[13]

        >Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five total pages[14] largely consisting of the letter "S",[12] the lead male began striking the keyboard with a stone, and other monkeys followed by soiling it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and yet, a monkeyshit soiled busted up computer and 5 pages of the letter S are nfinitely closer to the entire writings of shakespeare than the average Ganker post.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3deep5me

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old news

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the craziest thing is the dude trying to get a refund from nintendo, fucks sake live with your mistake it was what 600 yen? probably earnt more in donations from the people seeing it happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think nintendo considers it fair use, you cant make money.
      people even get sued for making reviews and hacking single player games there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm shocked they didn't just ban his account. That's usually what they do if you ask for refunds or report broken CD keys. yes the guy got unbanned, but imagine being banned because the photo you sent looked like some other person's photo

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously have difficulty believing this since there are areas where you need to teach and use HMs to Pokemon to progress. Battling is easy enough, actual navigation not so much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.
        How easy would it be to just lie? Who's gonna watch all of that footage to confirm? Who was watching when it happened?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.
        How easy would it be to just lie? Who's gonna watch all of that footage to confirm? Who was watching when it happened?

        well you can confirm it yourself
        https://www.youtube.com/@MutekimaruChannel/streams

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I ain't gonna watch all that bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I picked a random video and clicked a random spot in the timeline and immediately saw cuts in the fish footage.

          ?t=307

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.
        How easy would it be to just lie? Who's gonna watch all of that footage to confirm? Who was watching when it happened?

        You guys are fools. I saw when the Twitch plays Pokemon thing was in its absolute infancy and I even participated in the chat. This was back when it was Twitch trying to beat Pokemon Red version. When I was in that chat there was a dozen to a few dozen at most but my god did that channel blow up once people realized what the channel had done. That is when eventually the person or people who ran it realized that maybe they had to implement the polls and also forcing slow mode which they did do. Also from what I remember safari zone was the only place or event purposefully hacked so that it had no footstep limit. This was done for obvious reasons. Once it got too big I lost interest in participating but I still kept watching it.

        So yeah you guys were addressing R and S from the pic but I've seen a bit of the other games from the channel and it absolutely was legit. Pokemon mechanics wise isn't a deep game to begin with the vast majority of the games are very primitive even. Its turn based grid gameplay so this is why it was probably even achievable in the first place.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What about this?

          I picked a random video and clicked a random spot in the timeline and immediately saw cuts in the fish footage.

          ?t=307

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well all I can tell you is when TPP was doing the fish stuff I watched some of it but it all looked legit as far as I could tell. The moment the fish would be in front of a button it would be pressed. If slow mode was on it would take a few seconds instead for the button to be pressed. The channel from what I remember had at least 1 fish die and iirc there was a few fish actually used to eventually complete it but it did happen. By the time Red version was completed though I largely lost most interest and was only coming in to occasionally watch some of the later games. A ton of people also lost interest after the initial shock value of TPP faded so did tons of people and from what I remember this was basically right after Red version. However it was still a massive channel and the guy or whoever definitely did well with its growth. I'm sure he made a good amount of money with the project.

            I'd wager on it being legit. As I said Pokemon isn't deep at all. Yeah a fucking fish could beat the game. You never really can lose in Pokemon it just isn't all that complex no matter what Pokemon autists will tell you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's footage right there of the fish jumping all over the screen while the game plays uninterrupted what more do you need?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't there copycat channels of that? I'm pretty sure I remember that now. Once someone did it there was at least a few others doing the whole fish plays pokemon thing. The one I remember most had more limits on the buttons the fish was playing. And damn this shit was at least as far back as 2014. So you made me google and I knew there had to be copycats doing this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was even a channel on Twitch with two fish competing in Street Fighter
                2014 was a wild year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek I never knew about that thanks for posting. I wonder how many on here even participated in TPP I'm sure it has to be some other anons here that have. The wikipedia article claims over 1.16 million people participated at least. I know I participated at least but yeah this is making me want to go back to 2014 now when times were better. It feels like it was even longer ago than that though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know if there is any footage at all of the very beginning of Twitch Plays Pokemon out there? For such a historic game/event I am surprised I didn't easily come across it on youtube just now or even google. I found a playlist but it starts over a day into the start.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fish are powerful

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pet fish commits credit card fraud
    how? it just bought some stuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, without the owner's permission. That's called fraud.
      If you ever stole your parents credit card, you committed fraud and should be locked up for life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no its a shitty clickbait title. fuck you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In medieval times, that fish would've had a fin chopped off for theft.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            not before a fair trial.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >truth is fraud because it just LE IS
          It's so sad when you tertiary start fulminating for literally no reason outside of the subject not being about you or your curentthing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the definition of fraud contains the word intent

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Goldfish are known to be highly intelligent, it knew exactly what it was doing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Goldfish are known to be highly intelligent
                that's pretty funny

                But it was a Betta.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the switch interface asks you for consent and he said yes

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are animal threads on Ganker so comfy?
    Nobody derails it and we all just have fun

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >armed with a fucking minigun
      >still slapped by a fish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't shoot fish in a barrel if the fish melee attack you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glowfly wave.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He wanted to tip the scales

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          push it back to the water, don't let him evolve
          dorf fort looks like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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