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based fish
Oh, they are so sending him to the fryer for this!
Gives a new meaning to fin-dom.
I see you two. I acknowledge you.
CARLOS!
i dont get it
Fin = Finical
Dom = Domination
Fin-dom is a bizzare fetish where people send money to the "dominant" person. But the part of shortened term of it shares the same name of fin like off a fish
Hope that helps
Not that anon but thanks.
However, next Mortal Kombat when though?
so basically simping but in a more formal relationship?
It's organized simping with the simping being the thing that gets your rocks off
It's basically like sending tribute. Like how nations did in the past.
literally makes no sense have a nice day
>fin-financial
>fin-fish fin
>IT mAkEs No SenSe!
>Gives a new meaning to fin-dom.
Kanye confirmed gay fish
lole
lel
you fricker
jej
Sleep tight, King.
toasting in epic bread
CARLOOOOOOSSSSS
I don't get it. What the frick is findom? Finnish? Finnish domination??
Financial domination.
Never heard of that term before.
now THIS is humor
>Finnish domination??
ebin :DDD
finantial domination, aka paying for sex(sometimes), aka prostitutes
>paying for sex
you poor childe
dunno just assumed it was like that. What it is?
You get a fin domme, she has an Amazon wishlist, you buy her stuff and she calls you piggie
NTA, but AFAIK it's basically just extreme simping for twitch girls who call you trash, i guess.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_domination
>paying for sex
If the people in findom actually got fricked for it they wouldn't be so pathetic but they don't even get that for the money they put into it.
>finantial domination, aka paying for sex
that's not what it means
reddit..
god fricking damnit
I'm trying to old laughter because of you frick
include me in screencap.
Jej
BADA BING
until recently I had no idea what that meant
now I can appreciate the joke
what does it mean?
What do you think it means? It's a slang term for being dominated by a fish. Weird monstergirl coomers made it up.
kek, im dead
Great work on the post, anon. 🙂
ROWAWAWAWAWA
>They also exposed his credit card information to everyone watching
Oh no
He got fishing
Now thats what I call a phishing scam.
Carlos, I know it's you.
Frick off Carlos!
lel
>They
>tranimals
chadimal website
Frick fish
Someone shop a (you) on the bait or the carcass, whatever that is.
Orcas are the coolest things in the ocean.
Very lovely creatures.
orcish hands typed this post
>t. homosexual dolphin
did it die?
Orcas are cool, but they are also a psychopathic animal that kill for fun. Lost a lot of love and respect for them after finding out they've been massacring the great white shark population in various parts of the world. Great whites are cooler than orcas, so frick them.
Orcas are just big dolphins and dolphins are just big buttholes who are too smart for their own good
>finding out they've been massacring the great white shark population in various parts of the world
Wtf I love orcas now?!?!??!?
Great whites were pretending to be apex predator for years, orcas had to put them in their place
>t. great white shark
Good to see the brads of the ocean are being patrolled by the chads of the sea. Stops them getting uppity
>Oh no killer whales kill things 🙁
>best land predator is a mammal
>best sea predator is a mammal
>best air predator is ????
But is either some kind of bat or it'll be a mammal one day
Us hotbloods can't stop winning
birds are basically mammals, i truly don't really get why they're not considered. They are warm blooded. Not just warm but when i touched my pet bird it was fricking HOT
Because they're not mammals and they have little in common with mammals.
>warm blooded like us
theyre mammals
>us
You will never be a mammal, polly
Endothermy doesn't indicate an evolutionary relationship. While birds and mammals are the only universally endothermic animals, endothermy appears in reptiles, fish, and even arthropods.
Furthermore, birds share more skeletal similarities to crocodilians (hence why birds and crocodilians are both archosaurs) than they do to synapsids (mammals).
Mammals are defined by feeding their young with milk (hence mammaries), not hot vs cold blooded
They lay eggs for one thing
That's not what differentiates a mammal from a bird.
Shit the frick up, platypus, shut the frick up!
I’m so tired of you, all you do is ruin taxonomy! It’s really getting on my nerves!
Birds are *literally* a subset of reptiles you absolute mong
They're a direct continuation from Avian dinosaurs. Feathers first evolved in reptiles, birds are just a highly derived group of them.
>don't have fur
>don't give live birth
>don't produce milk in mammary glands
>don't have X and Y chromosomes
shut the frick up Diogenes
bird brained bird owner (most likely the bird)
>A single bat ruins the world economy
the answer is obvious
>literally called "killer whales"
>get mad when they kill things
I don't think they kill Great Whites purely for fun. Firstly, they compete for the same prey. It makes sense to reduce competition. Secondly, while Great Whites, like most sharks, taste awful, they have fatty liver (this is how they store energy for long swims). Orcas eat that liver.
frick off, Jaws.
I lose respect for any intelligent life that DOESNT kill for fun.
Orcas are also dolphins
why'd he do that, aren't they supposed to be similarly related 🙁
Why do humans fight each other? Aren't they supposed to be similarly related? 🙁
Mogged.
Is this a good boy bringing presents to the people in the boat?
Probably. Despite their reputation from captivity and the homierdry of Dolphins, Orcas are very smart and also are known to have never killed a human in the wild and are fairly friendly. One theory on why is that Orca "society" in the wild might actually have a social norm against killing humans for whatever reason. There are even ancient native american myths about why they don't hurt people.
They've probably been watching us from the sea this whole time and were like, "let's not piss off those crazy buttholes."
They possess a collective intelligence capable of understanding that we are both smarter and more capable than them, as a collective, and they know if they attacked one of us, someone else of us would probably hunt them down for it.
Basically smart enough to know not to frick with us based on a future retaliation from our pack, which is to say, they are very intelligent. Humans and Orca used to work together with one specific pack near (Australia?) until the fishermen fricked over/disrespected the lead Orca on accident and they broke off this relationship with humans. Imagine if we could just see an alien ship at all times in space above us and they were just relatively benign, swimming in our atmosphere and not doing much else - you'd be fricking crazy to attack a friendly one diving down to us with your simple gunpowder and steel; the whole spaceship is right fricking there and clearly filled with intelligent beings.
It's actually bringing a chunk of meat to the boat hoping whatever is on the boat will reach into the water and grab it. That's when the Orca pounces and eats them.
There's recorded footage of them doing this in captivity to lure birds to the waters edge, I'm sure they do it to seals and shit.
Have you not seen orcas baiting other animals with chunks of flesh? that homies has probably eaten people.
Orcas famously do not predate humans. I wonder if they can tell we're intelligent and make the moral choice not to
>Orcas famously do not predate humans.
They have just never been caught is all.
Orcas genuinely spook me. I don't see what is cute about them they look scary with that color pattern. Plus they are huge as shit and have a lot of intelligence for an animal.
wild orcas are famous for never attacking humans, you should fear dolphins instead as they have no such moral code
I really don't give a damn. When in the water we are at the mercy of any of the animals in the ocean. Even tiny jellyfish which can literally kill us with a sting.
Sure thing gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4OdROXdGTM
They attacked the boat not the humans inside. There are many reported verified accounts of humans having their boats wrecked by orcas but never actually having the whales harm them themselves. Obviously being shipwrecked is probably harmful enough but hey, they don't know that
>but hey, they don't know that
Who cares if they do or don't? They attack the boats in the first place is the problem you double Black person.
>remember the dolphin rape caves
The fricking what
lurk for 2 moar years
I remember reading another one about them using dead fish as impovised onaholes that was pretty nasty
When God gives you intelligence, you rape
I wonder if that one Dolphin Fricker is still around
Despite being Apex predators, Orcas don't target humans.
The only known instances of Orcas attacking and/or killing humans have all been in captivity, and usually stems from abuse. Even so, those attacks are in the single digets.
What you really should be afraid of are hippos. You breathe incorrectly near one and you 'll be put on the local obituary. Also hippos aren't fat. They're 90% muscle. They're actually so muscular that hippos don't swim. They gallop of the floor of lakes/rivers.
Also be afraid of crows, because if you wrong a crow, they'll hate you forever. They'll even teach their kids to hate you to keep up that generational hate. Never wrong a crow. And if you happen to see a crow dying on the street, unless you can guarantee their safety, just walk pass them. Because another crow is most likely watching, and they'll think you killed their buddy if you failed.
whta about that guy from that greentext long ago about how he trained a flock of crows to be his entourage
a murder of crows i guess
There is good reason for that. They are smart as frick, though still harmless to humans.
>There are even ancient native american myths about why they don't hurt people.
anons, i want to know more about this
There's too many different cultures to really go into detail. Some say that they are the reincarnations of great ocean hunters who died on the water so they share kinship with people. Another myth says that they were created from a magical totem carved by a man who wanted a monster to kill people in revenge. He got his wish, but after seeing that it didn't satisfy him and that what he did was horrific, he ordered it to never again kill humans.
It is fairly interesting stuff
i imagined they might be the domesticated wolves (dogs) of the seas thousands or tens of thousands of years in the past by some ancient civilization
>Another myth says that they were created from a magical totem carved by a man who wanted a monster to kill people in revenge. He got his wish, but after seeing that it didn't satisfy him and that what he did was horrific, he ordered it to never again kill humans.
I like this one. Someone should make a vidya about this kind of story. Doesn't have to be about orcas it can just use someones fantasy creatures instead.
This is a bit of a special case because this orca was separated from its pod and went to humans for social interaction.
Unfortunately it would chase their boats too and it got clipped by a propeller and died. 🙁
i thought it had a boat propeller injury for a sec
>Says frick fish
>Posts fish
????
>sees whale
>says fish
????
We literally have a species contract/pact with orcas, we used to help eachother hunt whales and they still honor that pact today, theres no need to fear orcas at all.
augh
Don't mind me, just pirated this article so others don't have to give OP's clickbait site any more views.
>wake up
>check your account
>not only did the fish change your avatar with a new one that they bought, they also renamed your account to ROWAWAWAWAY
lmao
>ROW AWAY AWAY
>they
??????
>anon doesn't know grammar
non-binary fish
There are multiple fish you morons
Lmao people are so strung up on identity politics these days that basic pronoun use confuses them.
it doesn't help that the word is just "fish" whether it's singular or plural
Blame the Germans.
the plural of fish is fishes
Wow, all those fish are non-binary? Huh, What're the chances all those animals have gender fishphoria.
>BLLLUUUUBUUBUBUBLLLBBYYUUBUBUBUBUBBUBBBB AAAIEEEEEE
Wait was there seriously an episode where Carlos got coomed on by a salmon
What the frick
Those cartoons could get pretty wild anon.
it wasn't just him, but the whole class, they got put inside fish eggs and coomed on to become fish themselves
god dammit carlos
/thread
There are some fish that can change their gender
Unlike humans
There's also a species of fish that has nothing but females. They go and mate with males of a close relative species, but no fertilization occurs. Instead the sperm die on contact with the eggs which have receptors for plain surface attachment but no DNA insertion mechanisms. This triggers an enzymatic response inside the cell that tells it to start dividing on its own. They have to have dead sperm chemicals on them for it to happen though, the eggs won't develop otherwise. Their mating behavior selecting a related species' males is directed by them having a common ancestor of course, but theoretically any sperm cell with compatible receptors would work. ANY sperm cell.
Any sperm cell you say...?
Anon do NOT cum on the fish.
Why would I cum ON them silly.
Life, uh, finds a way.
horrible bait
No I'm just moronic and didn't know it was multiple fish because the headline has it singular
This is what obsession does to a motherfricker.
This is why people say to go outside every once in a while, or as the zoomers and gen alphas like to say "touch grass"
ESL
>Pokemon Scarlet and Violet is so buggy that it caused some fish to do crime
thanks, anon.
holy shit. fish be gangsta.
>all caused by pokemon being so shitty it crashed
to be fair the game had been running for thousands of hours
that's the bare minimum of expectation for a game to run for even tens of thousands of hours and not crash
frick off bootlicker homosexual, nintendo will not notice you
>why yes I do play the same game for ten thousand hours without ever once turning it off
lmao frick off moron
>download the N64 emulator
What game do you think they were trying to play?
>fish changed his name to "Row Away"
Yeah this story is fake lol.
>Hilariously enough, Nintendo granted the request
I like how they say this like Nintendo is too stingy to refund $5 normally.
>Hilariously enough, Nintendo sent a cease and desist order to the fish for streaming IP without permission.
>exposing the credit card info to everyone
How come that didn't turn out way worse? 2FA?
Probably low viewer count who probably wasn't attentively watching the stream. I leave streams on as a noise box.
The Switch censors your credit card info with asterisks. They may have gotten his expiry date and security code, but without the full number you can't do anything.
It only shows the last four digits.
>Nintendo refunds fishes better than people
ok how the frick did they manage to beat pokemon sapphire, he had to help them sometimes right?
Pokemon games are so easy that random inputs will eventually beat the game.
I don't know, this story seems kinda fishy to me
>believing the fish somehow just ACCIDENTALLY brute forced a fricking 16 digit code INCLUDING everything else you have to go through manually on the Eshop to make a purchase
This site is literally infested with fricking underage kids.
you can save your payment information you frickign moron
The article outright mentions the fish """"somehow"""" correctly inputting the entire fricking card information entirely on their own.
>correctly inputting the entire fricking card information entirely on their own.
>"to Mutekimaru's account from his credit card that was saved on the Switch"
moron
He just wanted to play vidya
Holy shit my fricking sides.
This sounds like absolute bullshit how the frick did a fish complete Pokémon sapphire in 3000 hours with random inputs? Not possible
I think there was more than one fish.
how long did it take Twitch chat to beat Pokemon Red? Basically the same thing.
>Fish uses a Fisher Price tablet
and the world keeps turning
>~~*Goldfish*~~
Imagine getting scammed by fish.
>plural of fish is fish
>but if there are multiple species of fish involved, then fishes is also acceptable
Who the frick came up with this shit?
veganal sex with Akko
the fish
Ichthyologists
Because you're pluralising the "singular" concept rather than the multiple entities that make up that concept. Same for people becoming peoples if you're talking about e.g. multiple ethnic groups.
holy shit. no one saw that comming. here i was thinking wieneratoos were the real enemy. my god!
Since no one's posted it unless I missed it. They even put English subtitles for us.
impressive
>fish actually read the license agreement
>probably aren't even over 13
>still accept it because they're fish
Based
>getting an email from your own pet fish
hahaha, excellent
owned
my fricking sides
What's the game between youtube and tetris 99 in his most played list? almost looks like it might be the game of life I think that's decently popular over there
あつまれ どうぶつの森
animal crossing
Oh I did think that for a moment but the logo seemed wrong didn't realize they got a completly different sort of logo to us
wwwwwwwwww
The fact that they logged out after buying some shit and downloading 64 is great.
>Ends with Fukkireta
Perfect.
>Update: Fish and Nintendo Switch owner has reached out to us and confirmed the purchased game was Splatoon 3
: Fish and Nintendo Switch owner has reached out to us and confirmed the purchased game was Splatoon 3
lmao nice
I remember watching fish plays pokemon back in the day (has it really been almost a decade? frick.) so it's nice to see that someone's continuing it.
The Nintendo Fish
This fricking country man. I swear to god.
its from japan you sperg
This country indeed,. A country full of illiterate cucks like yuo.
そうでづよね。。。
>でづ
>づ
I had a goldfish who used to let me touch him, I had to give him away when my family moved out of the country. His name was Turtsquine. Animals are probably the most beautiful phenomenon in nature. Plants too.
>Animals are probably the most beautiful phenomenon in nature. Plants too.
People don't really think of fish as having any ability to think, because they're just floppy rods we kill by the millions unceremoniously but they have a surprisingly advanced brains. Goldfish don't really have that bad of a memory, they just rarely give a frick because they're burst predators who like to laze about. It's actually more likely that they are by size smarter than a land creature due to their environment, which would allow smarter brains for less energy.
What game?
It was Hecklefish Moriarty
Fricking amazing
did he keep the name?
THERE ARE FISHES POSTING IN THIS THREAD
RIGHT NOW
Blub blub motherfricker
>HOOMANS
It get's worse if you know that the origin of that is from wolfaboos. Literal morons who want to be animals to a level so much more obnoxious than any furgay.
post your fishes, Gankerros. this is pepsi. he lives on my desk and watches me play vidya
why do u have weeb fish food
its all they have. i live in nippon
>weeb fish food
I live in Asia (not Japan) and whenever I go to a pet supply store about half their stock is in raw moonrunes.
because it's a beta fish
That's really cool. I'd love to get into the aquarium hobby someday. Seems like a lot of work though.
it's not so bad as long as you take it slow and steady. contrary to what one may think, the larger the tank the easier it is to care for since there's a larger room for error. dont overstock with fish, leave co2 injection and advanced shit until later when youre ready for it, and keep on top of your weekly water changes. fishes are great. check in on the aquarium general on Ganker if youre interested
Cute fire emblem cosplay
good post
>this only happened because SV is a buggy piece of shit and crashed
lmao
i like how the article dismissed it so offhandedly, "crashed, as games sometimes do"
>Fish plays Pokemon game (from RB to S&M)
Ok, I can believe it's possible to beat it in a couple of months or years
>Fish plays S&V
There's no fricking way it can even get past the tutorial all the way up to the academy without the help of the owner in a million years.
~~*gold fish*~~
When questioned, the suspect said that he had no memory of committing the crime.
And mods dared to say aquariums aren't Ganker related.
This would NEVER happen on a PS5.
because it has no games
>ROWAWAWAWAWA
I cant breathe
Last time we had an orca thread someone mentioned the law of the tongue. Very cool
>People give money to women for just existing
We live in a society
Are manta rays known for any fricked up behaviors? I know they're really smart like Orcas, Dolphins and Octopuses but I can't recall any fricked up shit they like doing
Nah, they're honest fish, degeneracy is a mammal trait
Not fricked up but Manta Rays jump out of the water cause they want to, they find it fun.
I remember seeing a webm of a ray(?) floating on the surface of a fish tank upside-down, spitting water at the guy recording.
I dunno if that's really "fricked up" though.
They killed Steve Irwin. They deserve no sympathy. Genocide the rays.
That was a stingray. Different animal.
Different Black person same ray. All deserve death.
>same ray
No, I just told you. Manta rays and stingrays are different animals.
>manta
>RAY
>sting
>RAY
>you
>GAY
One has a sting and the other doesnt, guess which. The answer will surprise you.
>metal gear
>RAY
If they deserve death because of how closely they're related to stingrays, you're gonna be real upset when I tell you about Black person genetics.
What about them?
>Mutekimaru had done this experiment before. In 2020, his fish successfully completed the test, finishing Pokémon Sapphire in about 3,195 hours — something an actively playing human could do in around 30.
I call bullshit. A fish is just too random. It would never complete a game of pokemon no matter how many hours you gave it.
Infinite monkeys and infinite typewriters.
>In 2002,[12] lecturers and students from the University of Plymouth MediaLab Arts course used a £2,000grant from the Arts Council to study the literary output of real monkeys. They left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Celebes crested macaques in Paignton Zoo in Devon, England for a month, with a radio link to broadcast the results on a website.[13]
>Not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five total pages[14] largely consisting of the letter "S",[12] the lead male began striking the keyboard with a stone, and other monkeys followed by soiling it.
and yet, a monkeyshit soiled busted up computer and 5 pages of the letter S are nfinitely closer to the entire writings of shakespeare than the average Ganker post.
3deep5me
old news
I think the craziest thing is the dude trying to get a refund from nintendo, fricks sake live with your mistake it was what 600 yen? probably earnt more in donations from the people seeing it happen
i dont think nintendo considers it fair use, you cant make money.
people even get sued for making reviews and hacking single player games there
I'm shocked they didn't just ban his account. That's usually what they do if you ask for refunds or report broken CD keys. yes the guy got unbanned, but imagine being banned because the photo you sent looked like some other person's photo
I seriously have difficulty believing this since there are areas where you need to teach and use HMs to Pokemon to progress. Battling is easy enough, actual navigation not so much.
I agree.
How easy would it be to just lie? Who's gonna watch all of that footage to confirm? Who was watching when it happened?
well you can confirm it yourself
https://www.youtube.com/@MutekimaruChannel/streams
I ain't gonna watch all that bullshit.
I picked a random video and clicked a random spot in the timeline and immediately saw cuts in the fish footage.
?t=307
You guys are fools. I saw when the Twitch plays Pokemon thing was in its absolute infancy and I even participated in the chat. This was back when it was Twitch trying to beat Pokemon Red version. When I was in that chat there was a dozen to a few dozen at most but my god did that channel blow up once people realized what the channel had done. That is when eventually the person or people who ran it realized that maybe they had to implement the polls and also forcing slow mode which they did do. Also from what I remember safari zone was the only place or event purposefully hacked so that it had no footstep limit. This was done for obvious reasons. Once it got too big I lost interest in participating but I still kept watching it.
So yeah you guys were addressing R and S from the pic but I've seen a bit of the other games from the channel and it absolutely was legit. Pokemon mechanics wise isn't a deep game to begin with the vast majority of the games are very primitive even. Its turn based grid gameplay so this is why it was probably even achievable in the first place.
What about this?
Well all I can tell you is when TPP was doing the fish stuff I watched some of it but it all looked legit as far as I could tell. The moment the fish would be in front of a button it would be pressed. If slow mode was on it would take a few seconds instead for the button to be pressed. The channel from what I remember had at least 1 fish die and iirc there was a few fish actually used to eventually complete it but it did happen. By the time Red version was completed though I largely lost most interest and was only coming in to occasionally watch some of the later games. A ton of people also lost interest after the initial shock value of TPP faded so did tons of people and from what I remember this was basically right after Red version. However it was still a massive channel and the guy or whoever definitely did well with its growth. I'm sure he made a good amount of money with the project.
I'd wager on it being legit. As I said Pokemon isn't deep at all. Yeah a fricking fish could beat the game. You never really can lose in Pokemon it just isn't all that complex no matter what Pokemon autists will tell you.
There's footage right there of the fish jumping all over the screen while the game plays uninterrupted what more do you need?
Wasn't there copycat channels of that? I'm pretty sure I remember that now. Once someone did it there was at least a few others doing the whole fish plays pokemon thing. The one I remember most had more limits on the buttons the fish was playing. And damn this shit was at least as far back as 2014. So you made me google and I knew there had to be copycats doing this.
There was even a channel on Twitch with two fish competing in Street Fighter
2014 was a wild year
kek I never knew about that thanks for posting. I wonder how many on here even participated in TPP I'm sure it has to be some other anons here that have. The wikipedia article claims over 1.16 million people participated at least. I know I participated at least but yeah this is making me want to go back to 2014 now when times were better. It feels like it was even longer ago than that though.
Do you know if there is any footage at all of the very beginning of Twitch Plays Pokemon out there? For such a historic game/event I am surprised I didn't easily come across it on youtube just now or even google. I found a playlist but it starts over a day into the start.
Fish are powerful
>Pet fish commits credit card fraud
how? it just bought some stuff
Yeah, without the owner's permission. That's called fraud.
If you ever stole your parents credit card, you committed fraud and should be locked up for life.
no its a shitty clickbait title. frick you
In medieval times, that fish would've had a fin chopped off for theft.
not before a fair trial.
>truth is fraud because it just LE IS
It's so sad when you tertiary start fulminating for literally no reason outside of the subject not being about you or your curentthing
the definition of fraud contains the word intent
Goldfish are known to be highly intelligent, it knew exactly what it was doing.
>Goldfish are known to be highly intelligent
that's pretty funny
But it was a Betta.
the switch interface asks you for consent and he said yes
why are animal threads on Ganker so comfy?
Nobody derails it and we all just have fun
>armed with a fricking minigun
>still slapped by a fish
Can't shoot fish in a barrel if the fish melee attack you.
Why did he do it?
Glowfly wave.
He wanted to tip the scales
push it back to the water, don't let him evolve
dorf fort looks like that?