FIVE GAMES. I DON'T KNOW WHY

FIVE GAMES

I DON'T KNOW WHY

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sony is phony

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quality over quantity, tendiehomosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JUST LIKE THE PS3 IT'S REMINDING ME OF A MEMORY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you referring to? The PS5 has 5 more exclusives than the switch does but they certainly aren't good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he meant his bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows what Destruction all stars even is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its biggest claim to fame is being posted recurrently in ugly game characters threads. /misc/ threads too for obvious reasons.
        Pic semi-related.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It is a SOVLfull KINO GOTY MASTERPIECE.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that why sony isn’t crying over cod?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Quality
      Yeah nothing screams quality like 3 games I've never heard of, one game I know is terrible, and one "remaster" that is worse than the original in every way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And you've got neither, snoytroony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even doing that right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Such quality as the notoriously poor art direction in demon's souls remake?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A tech demo for a controller
      >a shit remake
      >a destruction derby knock off filled with trannies
      >nostalgiabait with the same gameplay from 20 years ago
      >snoy's first rouglite
      Yeah, that's some quality you got there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Transbox has no games, Xbox cuck, kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You sure owned us anon. Back to my Gamepass catalog

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SIRS PLEASE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker status: assblasted

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You've got none of those. I know this is a shitpost but there are legitimate SNOY fanatics who think like you who exist and this thought fills me with immense delight. It reminds me that I am not as stupid as these people, or any console war cuck for that matter. People showing brand loyalty to companies truly are worthless.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I DON'T KNOW WHY
    why do you think it's called the ps5?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this still fricking accurate? really?

    holy shit, those people who bought ps5s for like 1600 dollars lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of. It doesn't include PS4/PS5 exclusive cross gens. But those games (Horizon and Gran Turismo) are coming to PC too so who gives a frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Gran Turismo coming to PC
        God I wish but that has literally never happened even though it should have after 4

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          motorsport looks squarely better than GT7. GT7 will come out too, but polyphony has no reason to exist anymore and they phoned it in again/lied about feature set. GT is dead as a series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >literally never happened
          That's what we thought about GOW/Spiderman/TLOU. Look at them now. Never say never, anon. That's was the mistake snoys made.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >That's what we thought about GOW/Spiderman/TLOU

            what you thought. I thought it was clear every sony game would come to PC for a while now as PC is a significantly larger platform than playstation.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is PS5 the end of Sony?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      End of exclusives maybe

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if this listed all the PS4/5 exclusives that require you to play on 5 or else they run like shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not what exclusive means

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY I BUY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP THAT IN MIND, I DESIGNED THIS SHAME

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        TO CAUSE PAIN IN MY BRAIN -- IT'S SO UNREAL

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzed nu-sony trash

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Playstation 5-only games
    Not
    >Playstation only 5 games
    One job.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, when will the next PS5 exclusive get announced for PC?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >4 games once Returnal is officially announced
    >2 whole years into this generation
    What the frick...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      consoles are more or less over

      im not convinced there will be a PS6

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think consoles are still a thing, as long as they're cheap like the series s or serve multiple purposes like the switch
        But otherwise yeah there's no real reason to spend a premium just to play call of duty

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also strike through destruction all stars- live service game that failed, so you won't even be able to play it on PS5 very soon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait, that shit's already out?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it came out 18 months ago.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well, okay then.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            has it been that long? i've been to a retail store every week for the last year and i've yet to see a ps5

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say that so soon. The game STILL isn't F2P for some reason, and it's STILL somehow getting updates.

        https://blog.playstation.com/2021/07/28/destruction-allstars-july-update-arrives-today/

        I expect it to become free by the end of next fiscal year and for it to give you goodies or something if you have PS+.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they will shut down servers soon, absolutely nobody is on them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't scratch the Demon Souls remake because it's a legitimately worse experience and in no way a replacement for the original.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's exactly why it's scratched in the first place, it may as well not exist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Remove astroturf's playskool because it's a literal tech demo.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sony stopped making pcs years ago just to port everything on the playstation to pc anyway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they will go the sega route

      the incredibly, incredibly embarrassing PS5 indicates they can't retain engineering talent.

      the physical monstrosity that is the ps5 is really an embarrassment the likes of which few people seem to understand...then the further embarassment of the faster xboxs being in a little tower

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is that why it sells out instantly for two years? you people are seriously in another reality, it's time to get off this website and interact with sane people again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it sells out instantly because it's being bought by scalpers, which is why it has the lowest attach rate in the history of consoles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they also stopped making portables the second it took off just for nintendo to replace their home consoles with a portable and even steam making one too
      they also stopped making a mobile phone/gaming device as soon as people got used to the idea of buying physical controllers you attach to your phone

      they are really good at missing out

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    show the xbox list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Xbox_Series_X_and_Series_S_games

      You could consider "exclusives" the ones that have been optimized (OP) tag. You technically must have a Series console to play the optimized version.. Not sure if Sony does something similar (beyond upscaling maybe)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't 99% of these on PC?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just for curiosity, do you have the Xbox Series list?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked, for some reason there's not an "only" category, just all the games available for it, and they even count the ones for 360 or Xbox One.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but this is the page anon.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games
      It seems like there's no equivalent for the latest XBOX console.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They removed FFXVI? lmao. Just wait a year or 2 when they start releasing PS5 games to PC, they're already trying to stop the Actiblizz merger by crying about it to the government, they're fricking desperate.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel no pity. No simpathy. I pray for Sony's demise.
    Shouldn't have touched my anime tiddies.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    XBOX ONE CHADS WE FRICKING WON

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Meanwhile, Nintendo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skyward sword the ~~*~~*switch exclusive*~~)) lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Demon Souls counts for PS5 but Skyward Sword doesn't count for Switch

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Remakes are so fricking gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Neither of them count but the wiki autists watch the pages like hawks to change it back if you remove them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      80% of those are ~~*~~*remasters*~~)),dlcs and not released lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A remake makes 20% of the entire PS5 library. Think about that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yes a remake, not an hd remaster lol 2022 still at H D, L O L

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >missing the point
            Enjoy your 5 games I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shovelware, remakes and DLCs
      >no multiplatform AAAs
      now that's sad

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile Switch has no games

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's the PS5, duh.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PS5 can play the latest multiplat games like Elden Ring or Stray.
    Meanwhile the switch can only run 10+ year old games that no one cares about lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nintendo so embedded in snoy's brain that they think they're competing with them and not Xbox/PC.
      The switch literally broke them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      switch doesnt even compete with mainline consoles and pc bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PS5 can play the latest multiplat games like Elden Ring or Stray.
      But PC or Xbox can.
      >Meanwhile the switch can only run 10+ year old games that no one cares about lmao
      Switch doesn't even compete against the PS5 or Xbox, so I don't get this comparison.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very true, the switch is competing with the ps3 with all these HD remasters lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Except the ps3 has no games.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            PS3 still has literally more exclusives the Switch, PS5 and Series combined.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_3-only_games

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And your are Literally a homosexual.
              Check Yes Juliet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ywnpb3

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'll enjoy seeing you get banned again in the next famitsu thread, Eric.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You argue like a toddler. A PC can run your games too, snoy. Spiderman comes out next week actually.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>oh wait there’s no reason to buy a switch anymore since you can play all switch games on PC
    >Switch has 0 exclusives

    Ring fit adventure, the best and most important switch game, is switch exclusive.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way to play demons souls on pc so it's totally worth getting a ps5 if yall a true gamer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There's no way to play demons souls on pc
      >he doesn't know.
      You poor soul.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he meant the superior(ps5) version

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks I meant emulation
          Again, you poor soul.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what game is exclusively on xbox?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who cares?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        obviously you pajeetbox homosexuals. i don’t even care about sony but every console this gen is worthless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't tell you. PC is the next king of vidya. Xbox has bent the knee, Nintendo has been subjugated. You'll learn your place soon, pony.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      who gives a shit? ever since microsoft realized that pc gaming was a more viable market, every xbox game has been released on windows as well

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WHAT GAME???????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THEY TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END, SONY DIDN'T EVEN MATTER!!!

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does Ganker still remember Linkin Park after all these years...?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah my dad played them all the time when I was a little kid in the early to mid noughties. It was his favorite band.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shovelware
    >instantly forgotten
    >failure on launch
    >sequel
    >only actual game
    ONE GAME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a big budget take on Risk of Rain 2.
      Also, it was used as the sacrificial lamb for $70 games.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER WHICH GAME I BUY

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still gonna buy a PS5.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/insomniacgames/status/879913482845511681?

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