Flash games in 2009 did not look like this

Flash games in 2009 did not look like this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl is far too detailed and drawn in the wrong kind of style for 2009 flash games, plus having 2 play buttons is fricking weird

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganguro Girl came out in like 2004

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So gay how most "lost media" is just people trying really hard to make something up for attention now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is not lost media though, it's petscop-esque "found footage: videogame edition" horror. it just plays on the lost media idea.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The point is that it's larping as lost media moron.
        Everyone knows this shit wasn't really made in 2009 but this lost media larping trend is now more common than actual found footage.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and yet petscop is still the only one to have done it right because it doesn't try to be overly scary

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna say it isn't all lines and color-shapes but I just remembered meet and frick had straight up ripped PNG's from VNs and shit so maybe flash games could look like that after all. What bothers me more is that it's obviously some fricking mentally ill tumblrite style that you have to be immersed in quite a bit to recognize.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the fashion is what sells it as definitely not actually 2009 more than anything else. Although come to think of it, the play buttons are more or less ripped straight out of flash games and movies... from 2005, and by 2009 no one was using those because they'd seem outdated and amateurish.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh "grooming" disclaimer
    >DEEP AND MATURE THEMES Y'ALL!!
    >artstyle
    >le analog horror jumpscare?!?!
    >flash games were already becoming irrelevant in 2009
    at least say 2003 if you want to larp your garbage as """lost media"""
    you can tell whoever made this was still sucking breast milk when flash games were a thing and can't possibly be over the age of 14, probably has neopronouns too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your seething is orders of magnitude more cringe. grow up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't know what "seething" means

        >flash games were already becoming irrelevant in 2009
        Kys, flash games were still going strong at that time, that was when you'd get on a school computer to play Raze or Strike Force Heroes online

        yes, there were still some being made, but people were already starting to learn and switch to unity by then

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people were already starting to learn and switch to unity by then
          back then you had to install a separate browser plugin to run a game in the browser and no one bothered with that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        älä sinä reppana jonne esitä tietäväsi mitään

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tiedän vitusti enemmän asioista kun sinä tiedät vittu mistään

          you don't know what "seething" means

          [...]
          yes, there were still some being made, but people were already starting to learn and switch to unity by then

          cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except the part about 2003. I'm responding to myself lol. I was on /f/ during 2009 and it was honestly magical, I discovered so much incredible music from that board at the height of its popularity.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'M PLAYING THE GAME

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Goddamnit you made me remember the good old imageboard times with Flash threads and filename trickery. Man I want to go back.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this one is from 2015 but it has a lot of classics

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                /f/ is still alive, even if it has to use some weird life support.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Except the part about 2003. I'm responding to myself lol. I was on /f/ during 2009 and it was honestly magical, I discovered so much incredible music from that board at the height of its popularity.

          Getting you panties twisted by children having fun on the internet is degenerate behaviour, simple as. Crying about them playing with the same toys as you did 20 years ago should be a wake up call to grow up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post some of those children with panties you're talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flash games were already becoming irrelevant in 2009
      Kys, flash games were still going strong at that time, that was when you'd get on a school computer to play Raze or Strike Force Heroes online

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >SM63 came out in 2009
        peak kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flash games were already becoming irrelevant in 2009
      2009 was the golden age of club penguin, and club penguin is probably the biggest flash game there ever was.
      All those shitty facebook games everyone's mum played also ran on flash.
      Are you underage and just pretending to know what you're talking about?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2009 was the golden age of club penguin, and club penguin is probably the biggest flash game there ever was.
        The only time I ever remember hearing about that game outside of Ganker nostalgia threads was when /b/ raided it back around 2005. You're telling me it was meant to actually be some big thing after that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't really kept up with club penguin but I distinctly remember there being a big resurgence of memes around it some time in the 10s. Shit, I saw a club penguin dance joke like last week. Zoomers know about it but I doubt it was ever a huge thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Got acquired by disney in 2007 under a "do what you want as long as you bring money" agreement.
          2009 was shortly after they added a minigame called card-jiutsu that brought in the biggest number of active players the site had ever seen.
          The original team vision for club penguin went on until 2011-12 where the site started devolving into just ads for disney shit.

          You're still just making shit up and pretending to be an oldgay though because there were construction worker raids making swastikas way beyond 2005.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flash games were already becoming irrelevant in 2009
      zoomer

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pathetic

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate zoomers

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lost Flash Game
    Bit of a misnomer innit?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No gradients
    Pfft, lame.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some more zoomer ARG analog horror backrooms iceberg video lost media bullshit?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >let's take something from the past
    >but make it horror/deep
    There, I just summed up every single piece of zoomer media.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no one posted "that one" yet
    You know which one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        song is so good i cant lie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean "this" one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >see picture
        >the noise plays in my head
        >then read the filename
        Ya got me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ooooh romeo

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post a flash game from 2009. I want to see the difference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Epic Battle Fantasy 1
      Warfare 1944
      Canabalt
      Colony
      Infectonator

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, somebody started shitting on this. Making a "old found flash game" where the art looks like a Tumblr girl's portfolio is utterly moronic, and the "deep story" about abuse or whatever the frick they're trying to tell is almost always only there for shock value.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shitting on the creative output of teenagers while having nothing to show for yourself is weenie baby behaviour

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you can't say that pizza is shit unless you can bake a better one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's within your right to be unlikeable, sure. Also
          >food analogy

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porn of her getting raped by a dog when?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I did it!!
      >I finally managed to survive the car chase and memorized all the bullshit for the girls date!!
      >Lets see some h-action aw yeah baby!!!
      >Touch the girl and she uncontrollably keeps farting

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you weren't there

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread has real underage b& vibes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      impossible, when accessing Ganker they have to read the rules and not be underage!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey guys, remember newgrounds?
    pic is literally me

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you save her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So the 2000's are the new 90s now, right? Stuff like this and frutiger aero worship?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, because people refuse to take buttrock seriously, there isn’t a person in the world wearing frosted tips, dudes aren’t wearing one pair of loose-cut jeans with holes and a chain paired with a t-shirt layered with a low-cut thin sweater layered with an opened button-up shirt, and most importantly of all may be that no one is remembers MXC.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I miss MXC so fricking much bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is shitloads of stoner rock that is basically "dude what if Nirvana and Black Sabbath together"
        t. knower

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but we do have cute 11teen year old gorls wearing hip-high jeans and crop tops with loads of smoochable tummy exposed, what more could you possibly need?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how dare you speak ill of MXC

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can fix her

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shitty analog horror about abuse
      >abused character has a shitton of porn

      What they mean by this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people often feel sexual attraction towards characters they pity, especially if its cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, glad im not the only one who looled up Lacey rule 34.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ageofwargame.io/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you win on anything but normal?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Panchiko's album did not come out in the 90s and pretending like a few albums with Japanese designs means it's automatically not fake as frick is a sign of being a midwit.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't use this type of media for analog horror because there are legitimately fricked up Flash animations that will btfo your faux-horror homosexual shit. Also it isn't analog but it seems like we're well past that.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel i'm going to date myself here.. Gaia Online, Runescape Classic and Neopets were a large part of my teen years >->; also of course Everquest and Guildwars.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's insane how popular Murloc RPG got, considering it's like 10 minutes long

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know i always wondered if i did something wrong
        this shitty boring game was all over the internet and all you did was walk left for 4 screens and then nothing
        i guess it was just because it was wow themed

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHOLESOME webcore chancore zoomercore!

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss pre 2010
    I wish I could go back
    But with my memories still from now

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how these fricking shitty larping Le scawwy found footage/nostalgia bait products simply frick the algorithm. Want to search for an actual flash game from 2009? Too bad buddy, here's 1000 results of shitty fake games.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Killing flash killed the soul of the internet.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was agonizingly irrelevant years before that.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    could for once one of the guys making these just make something that is not "childhood thing but EVIL and FRICKED UP"
    we've been at it since goddamn sonic.exe and then some

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The stupid filter makes me laugh

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's plenty of flash games that took on an anime like style, if anything that's one of the better aspects of these "oh so spooky flash nostalgia" things, because they get the aesthetics pretty accurate.

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