*flicks coin in your direction*

*flicks coin in your direction*

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A coin at this hour?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Localized ENTIRELY within this thread?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          May I see it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        May I see it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TOMAR NOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Arin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until the marshmallow starts walking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *yawn*
    lemme know when he flicks a bean

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aw sweet someone dropped a half-dollar.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is a big coin
    >gets weapons through frisks
    >works as a melee weapon
    >so cool guards wanna take it back to their stash
    >fart so stinky it makes ppl throw up
    >can hold 3 coins
    yeah im thinking its the best item in the game boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets weapons through frisks
      I hate it when I read a review or see people playing and they don't know how to use the case to smuggle shit through security checks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i prefer the blood money method, throwing your weapons over a wall and going around to retrieve them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish you could do that here too, even if it would be somewhat cheesy at times.
          Already works for some illegal items but not all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do the guards not check the case? Do you mean throwing it over a fence or something ahead of time?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you place it on the ground (not drop) get frisked, pick it up and go through

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like dogshit game design.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they also treat suitcases like weapons and if a guard finds one they take it to the security room

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you're standing where you'll be frisked, PLACE the case on the ground. Don't DROP it, just place it down. After you've been frisked, you can pick it up and continue through without it being checked.
          I also recommend rebinding the 'place item' command to make it a bit easier since the default is FUCKING capslock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not all frisks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's that clip of 47 hitting some douche with a flying suitcase, that shit was based.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I saw it, dear lady. Pick up that coin and walk away from here, this place is a restricted area, huh? Wait a sec, oh fuck that's a man, that's a man!"
    *disguise will be compromised*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >command, something ain't right here, I'm gonna check it out
    I was disappointed when I noticed "command" didn't bother to send someone to check on the guy or sound the alarm when guy failed to report back even in the hardest difficulty, I thought they would like in MGS.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooothing heere
      >mow!
      >What's going on? Respond!
      >Communication with strut D has ceased. Carry out an investigation immediately
      >No sign of the AWOL soldier. Nothing else to report

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the security guards are just rent-a-cop tier, I don't think command really cares all that much about them.
      It is a little more odd with the higher tier security though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It is a little more odd with the higher tier security though.
        cicada has zero excuse to be so incompetent. finding out that cicada is running security on a location should be stressful info because theyll check in with each other and radio back, and be far more suHispanicious of odd activity.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here jaxy I brought you some fucking FOOD

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A coin huh? Kinda suHispanicious, but I might as well pick it up. What's the worst that could happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -ACK!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      -ACK!

      >tfw Battler falls for it again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is this shit so funny? It's just Agent 47 using Yakuza animation but it makes me howl.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because looking at 47 doing something so out of character like dancing is funny. https://youtu.be/5tRpMUCwliM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can I get a QRD on the Battler v 47 rivalry?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some guy on Ganker started a wrestling stream called The Final Rumble where a bunch of video game characters wrestle in WWE 2K, and Battler vs. 47 is the most notable rivalry because 47 spent half of season 2 and all of season 3 trying to beat him and always lost.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit, I remember this from chrisposting threads. I had no idea it became a thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it spun-off into its own thing with several seasons and dozens of hours worth of matches. It's a fun watch and it's still going on, although it's in off-season so there's not a consistent schedule.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I remember this from chrisposting threads. I had no idea it became a thing.
            Anon it's a fucking rabbit hole.
            >https://thefinalrumble.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Final_Rumble_Wiki
            from those threads there was the hunger games, then from the hunger games came a wrestling match for leon's sperm, then came an once a week for 8 week season continuing the storyline, and then it went for 7+1 prequel seasons. S8 has been upcoming for over a year now, may or may not happen, but 47 v Battler refuses to stop. Most of excitement has moved to trying to make it happen in King of Ganker.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit, I remember this from chrisposting threads. I had no idea it became a thing.

              I've only watched the SMT post apoc season in full and it was genuinely amazing. It deserves to be bigger than it is but that would fuck it up a little. Sad to hear it's in hiatus.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It also helps battler is memeable as fuck and his vn consists on guess who killed his family

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm surprised nobody's done a Rokkenjima custom level yet. Maybe I'll do it if I get any good at map making. A custom Umineko episode with 47 as the killer would also be a fun project to work on seeing as there's already a couple sprites for 47.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          47 is pathetic jobber that always loses to Battle when it counts. Which is ironic because Battler is a giga jobber

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Except he won against Battler once when it counted the most? This is the main reason why BANS exists

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And then BANS won anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man I remember the Chris vs Leon with Chris carrying a suitcase with Leon sperm kek

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >See angry bald guy crouch walk by
    >Coin flies across the room from the direction he just went
    >Commit whole body to looking towards the coin like a baby with no sense of object permanence
    weird

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it still baffles me how well dhmis translated to a full length show
      I feel like Im still in disbelief

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They apparently rewrote the original idea that they showed in the trailer
        Mustve been dreadful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm baffled by how much better it is than the youtube show.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent work, 47. The money has been wired to your account.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You were always the best. You define the art, and it defines you. Overweight men have fallen by your hand, but by the the same token others have risen.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is Vetrova the hottest target?
      I think it's either her or Martinez

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think matinez is probably better looking but something about vetrova is really sexy. also she fucks ugly retards so that helps win me over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dahlia should be married and impregnated. She will love me unconditionally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Alma

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Welcome, Alma and Guest.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's Anon! AN-ON!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            its FORSEN, FOR-SEN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I liked her accent and sense of humor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuki but I have yellow fever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddess tier
        >Dalia Margolis
        >Ljudmila Vetrova
        Great tier
        >Sierra Knox
        >Penelope Graves
        >Andrea Martinez
        >Alma Reynard
        Good tier
        >Yuki Yamazaki
        >Imogen Royce
        >Zoe Washington
        >Sophia Washington
        Bad tier
        >Tamara Vidal
        >Francesca De Santis
        >Maya Parvati
        >Athena Savalas
        >Alexa Carlisle
        Poo tier
        >Vanya Shah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Alma Reynard
          >great tier

          >Washington twins
          >good tier

          >Francesca de Santis
          >Tamara Vidal
          >bad tier

          >Maya Parvati
          >not in poo tier

          Holy mother of bad taste, also you forgot Akka.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pic

        Goddess tier
        >Dalia Margolis
        >Ljudmila Vetrova
        Great tier
        >Sierra Knox
        >Penelope Graves
        >Andrea Martinez
        >Alma Reynard
        Good tier
        >Yuki Yamazaki
        >Imogen Royce
        >Zoe Washington
        >Sophia Washington
        Bad tier
        >Tamara Vidal
        >Francesca De Santis
        >Maya Parvati
        >Athena Savalas
        >Alexa Carlisle
        Poo tier
        >Vanya Shah

        >the Washington sheboons
        >Good
        trash taste

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha Washingtons BTFO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yuki

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >people using the models no make rule34
          >characters not famous enough to get those full length animations with voice acting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The cyberpunk tech chick from the china mission, mad kinky bitch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        humble opinion

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lewdmila Vetrova

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's Vetrova, Martinez, Graves and Reynard for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doing that and not fucking her
      47 truly is superhuman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I SAID I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, BITCH"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does she drown in 5 seconds? Very unrealistic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wont you panic if something was plugging your head right down the toilet ?
        Oh, and small reminder : it's a video game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wont you panic if something was plugging your head right down the toilet ?
          pretty sure he has enough experience with that from high school to where he knows exactly how long is safe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DROP THE KNIFE JAXXY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I brought you some FUCKING FOOD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feet.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh whose coins are these?!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >47
    Pathetic

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's webms of explosive autism

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's taking advantage of the fact that crowd NPCs literally don't exist and don't count against SA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bots among bots

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how can you tell the real NPCs from fake ones?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, that's Miami alright

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If real NPCs see the panic doesn't it spread to them?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they panic too, but as long as they dont witness the crime, you still have green guns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive, very nice.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the hat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Here come the MEN IN BLACK

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THOSE are Dalia Margolis' panties 47.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember what they took from you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You again... at least play the game before posting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but elaborate. They readded the panties in 3?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think its more like they stopped removing them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Impressive. Let's see Francesca De Santis panties.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2701/7557541ffd510295e44d93b2d562671d.jpeg
      didn't know she was wearing any

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a man of culture i see

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did they really remove the detailed panties from the female npcs in the sequels? part of the fun was finding out what unique panty models each npc had.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they removed that specific white lacy one. theres still panties in the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which begs the question why they did it. The stepford wife on Whittleton Creek for example still has it and it's pretty easy to see even if you're not intentionally looking for it. Initially I just thought the logic was that they didn't want players to just choke out female NPCs to see their panties but if they're not going to remove all of them that kind of defeats the purpose.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they just didnt like that texture. probably has something to do with them optimizing and standardizing character models and nothing to do with trying to get people to not stare at panties. h3 with all content installed is nearly half the size of h2. there was a lot of stuff on the chopping block and its not unusual to see an admittedly not great panty texture get replaced.
            >WTF BUT I LOVED THAT PANTY TEXTURE
            it melted into the skin. it was clearly an afterthought.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you seriously convinced that these panty textures combined made up more than 10 megabytes of harddrive space?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i get it. these days the average person had ZERO idea what optimization actually entails because the dev process is so far removed from the player, so dont take this like im insulting you. it was just one part of a whole lot of shit that got replaced. where do you think those 50gigs went? that there was just a massive pile of unused data in the game? its an accumulation of things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >where do you think those 50gigs went?
                they reduced the size of all signature MKII textures by 50%

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i missed out on the elusive target suits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay they fixed it so you can try again
      in a YEAR

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what 4chan thinks happens to people that refuse the vaccine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man the setup and the start of this level is so good then its revealed your on a train and everything starts going downhill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think its kino
        >brutal murder everyone on the train
        >get to the constant
        >wait and inject yourself
        >codename 47 starts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's decent as far as linear Hitman levels go, you're not meant to replay it 50 times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Andrew Tate fans fantasizing about their daddy escaping the matrix

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker has a hitman thread everyday
    >its always comfy
    we deserve a general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a general
      >people start namefagging and make a discord and gossiping about other namefags

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw
    >THAT is Imogen Royce. Quite the bitch, apparently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imogen did nothing wrong, she's no more evil than Diana and I felt bad setting her on fire
      killing Hush was based tho, he was a dick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She’s a woman with moron hair. I felt no remorse.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get why people hate the Snowpiercer level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are basically two routes.
      This

      >this is what 4chan thinks happens to people that refuse the vaccine

      or just shoot your way through. It looks great visually but obviously people that are used to the open level design are going to be salty about it because it's pretty much a waste of a level on replays.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt most final levels of Hitman are this way, the fact they gave you the ability to stealth true it is already a positive, since most others are just shootouts.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I personally think the final level should have been an office building, Graveyard shitf style but for providence where Arthur Edwards is residing in his office.

          As far as final Hitman levels go Untouchable isn't bad, it's just a shame that they didn't just stick to tried and tested formula that was established for all the other levels.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't mind having the Isle of Sgail as a final level, with Edwards waiting on the top of the building in the glass cube, instead of the level with the Washington twins. Or even a level in one of those survival bunkers the Ark Society was planning to have.

            Even a return to the ICA base would have been nice, with expanded areas and those you had during the training.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's no different than 'Meet Your Brother' or 'Requiem', a quick sweet dessert epilogue. Normies saw it as the ending of H3 and not the ending of the entirety of WoA so they complained the game only really had five levels not six

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doing saso challenges for the unlocks
    >spend 40 mins on a map but keep fucking up
    >go to youtube
    >mrfreeze has a video doing it in 2mins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too static, it's pretty much a Hitman GO level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was me until I just read somewhere that on accident kills you don't need to hide the body for saso and after that saso became pretty easy ngl and suddenly instead of hitman I'm playing tecmos kagero/deception games with wacky trap setups.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure he didn't figure out the solution in two minutes, though. Playing the optimized solution isn't all that fun, the fun comes from trying to actually find the optimized solution.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >good work, 47

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Additional cameras is a dogshit form of difficulty. You'll never catch them all without an essentially completed run or two being spoiled.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might someone explain to me the nuance of shooting locked doors open? I thought I'd learn it while doing the Ghost escalation (the glass shop door to the roof). My first try I got lucky and the second shot blew it open. The second time I emptied more than two magazines all around the lock before it opened. I ended up just doing it with a lockpick but that isn't *fast* and *slick*.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aim for the area close to and around the lock, but not the lock itself.
      Sadly, unless you use a more powerful gun than pistols, you'll have to 'trick' the game into thinking you're dealing more DPS by both spamming the fire button and the pause button. If you get the timing right, the lock will break open.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do all snipers one-shot open or is there some play there? I was using the Ghost itself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm fairly certain snipers are one shot, you may have just aimed at the wrong part of the lock?
          Honestly, I think I used the feature like half a dozen times across the trilogy maps, and four of those were with the pistol.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's just the exact spot to hit is unintuitive. It's not like it's particularly important tech, as you say. Saves a second or two and the need for a pick or crowbar.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent work, 47. Now to find an exit.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You know 47, this really was A World Of Assassination...

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play Ambrose Island
    >Lucas Grey shows up
    what did they realize killing him after everything he went through in 1 and 2 was dumb?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weirdly enough, Ambrose Island is set between Whittleton Creek and Sgail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i forget but im pretty sure ambrose is supposed to take place before 3

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come with me, and you'll be
    in A Wooorld of pure Assassination.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flicks coin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The japs learn well from Ultrakill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the fuck up ultrachud

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *shoots coin out of air with revolver*
    Checkmate! Rock beats Scissors!

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is climbing on a pipe a hostile action

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in theory you should be allowed to do it while wearing a mechanic/maintenance disguise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in theory you should be allowed to do it while wearing a mechanic/maintenance disguise.

      well they werent designed to to be climbed on so it is kinda sussy for anyone to do it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if i saw someone climbing a pipe randomly i'd think he's a fuckin weirdo
      if he's jacked like 47 he's 100% up to no good

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, keep it real

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, wassup bro

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the best NPC reaction to 47 being a psychopath, and why is guards yelling SOMEONE'S DOING STUFF THEY SHOULDN'T

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's always

      >HE SHOT ME, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Body Found
      >"Oh god, please be an orgy"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's time to wake up and fight the aliens!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hitman agent 47 is here hes probably trying to sabotage providence and kill their members, i repeat hitman agent 47 is here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT’S IT! LET LOOSE ON THAT HIPPY, COMMIE, PINKO QUEER!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How old are you? 46? 48? Act your age

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ONLY A RETARD WOULD HIDE IN THERE!

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have I got it?

    Disposable channel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Disposable channel
      aw dang and here I was planning to find and rape and eat you via cross-referencing your username with the personal info you put on e621

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok rape you next week

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Alright agent 47 even though its dangerous and they are putting their life on the line, we are sending an agent ahead of you to smuggle in an item to help with your mission, what should they leave for you?
    >3 coins please

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      leave me a single banana

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fun items like sleepy bubble gum are still being paywalled
    moronOI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7ds are all miserable to actually play though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want to play pranks on NPCs which is why i only care about open ended novel items that allow emergent gameplay, and sleepy bubblegum is one of those

        and i can't unlock it unless i pay more money for a game i already paid SIXTY (60) euros for

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >play games for hours upon hours
          >n-no i could never spend more money on something i enjoy...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I already spent 60 euros, how fucking daft are you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and the product is worth it gay, you already admitted you WANTED the dlc item which is already about to get even cheaper. youre not an epic rebel by choosing not to buy something you want, just a fag

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I am not paying 30 euros for a fucking vanity item, you daft, witless fuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you could have bought just the act you wanted, you could have bought it on sale or as I already said wait for the update where it gets even cheaper. stay crying on 4chong eurocuck
                >daft, witless fuck
                how ironic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks but I'm already convinced that IOI doesn't deserve another cent from me. I'll still pirate Project 007 though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Berlin escalation was pretty fun. It was a nice little stealth game.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't remember the last time I picked up a coin off the ground that wasn't mine.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is a good what to get sa/so+sniper in the Icon mission? Sniper challenge isnt even available for this mission, but I like to challenge myself. My idea is to get him in the rv but I can't figure a way in without getting spotted. Coins don't seem to work and then getting out will be a bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC only one or two snipers can even kill the Icon in a single shot. His helmet can tank a bullet for him.
      As for WHERE to kill him, I guess you're on the right track with getting him to the RV. The only other thing I can think of would be to somehow hit him with the sieker and then kill him when he's somewhere hidden.
      Because this actually interests me, I looked it up on youtube and found a vid where 47 hides in the black L'avventura van next to the stairs going up to where the target signs for fans (it has two sliding doors). Got a headshot through the trailer window.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay I just got it. I gave up on the rv and instead sniped him in the back alley to the left of the entrance. Had to lure everyone away first and wait two cycles for Bosco to enter back there, but the second time he was alone and it worked perfectly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good job, anon. I believed in you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My idea is to get him in the rv but I can't figure a way in without getting spotted.
      Go through the restaurant, run along the wall up the steps and jump over the railing and DIRECTLY into the van. You need to play a bit with when exactly, maybe distract someone, but that's my go-to SASO route. Same way back when you're done.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE EVIL ON YOUR MIND
    IT PAYS YOU BACK IN KIND
    I AM THE JUDGE, YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE

    BLACK BANDANA
    MY BLACK BANDANA
    MEANS I'M COMING AFTER YOU

    ALTHOUGH YOU RUN A MILE
    MY BOOTS WILL BRING THE TRIAL
    YOU'RE ON THE LAM, BUT HERE I AM

    YOU'VE FLED THE IRON HOUSE
    BUT I'M THE EAGLE, AND YOU'RE THE MOUSE
    LOOK TO THE SKY AND SAY GOODBYE

    BLACK BANDANA
    MY BLACK BANDANA
    MEANS I'M COMING AFTER YOU

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    THEY DIDN'T TAKE YOU VERY FAR
    I GUESS IT'S FATE, IT'S NOW TO LATE

    BLACK BANDANA
    MY BLACK BANDANA
    I AM WEARING IT JUST FOR YOU

    THE EVIL ON YOUR MIND
    IT PAYS YOU BACK IN KIND
    I AM THE JUDGE, YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE

    THE END FOR KIDS WHO KILLS
    AND STEAL THEIR DADDIES' PILLS
    LOOK TO THE SKY AND SAY GOODBYE

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry buddy, gotta pat you down if you want through here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, you like that? i bet you do, cueball.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol, I was just about to type this in response to that guy's post.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no option to punch them anymore

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i was the autistic kid who used the coin over and over in blood money’s hotel to literally kill every single person in that hotel with nobody else knowing. If you remember that place’s layout and the population, you will know that was no easy feat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hotel/casino. The vegas mission.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *click*

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why? I'm already rich

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are many similarities between man and leaf

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would hitman be better if it had AI like from MGS, where the AI guards use buddy system, and can detect if their numbers start to dwindle and go into alert and call for reinforcements etc

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it would be more tedious. theyd go on alert all the time. it works in mgs because every room is its own pocket universe.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thoughts,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      built like a 2x4. bottom tier of the fuckable targets but still fuckable nonetheless.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't post that or you're going to attract the rape correction autist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH
      ToT
      damn yakuza delinquent!
      >_<
      rape correction needed!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like that there are only stills and no animations+sound with Hitman characters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the sauna sex

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we did it reddit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw you do all that work just to realize the ghost is better in every way

      how can you tell the real NPCs from fake ones?

      fake npcs dont have dots on the minimap. theyll still react and panic, but wont snitch on you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting to know, thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i used the ghost to do all the challenges, but it does look cool. not sure how it works but hoping ill be able to use it in freelancer at least

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > but hoping ill be able to use it in freelancer at least
          That will be 300 mersas goyim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just realized it has the same walnut stock line from the normal bartoli sniper. are they implying its painted black? what kind of savage paints a wood stock?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >my_little_pony_painted_m1_garand.png

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, asian female hotel servant
    >get called to a guest's room to stock up minibar, bring asian male coworker with me
    >bald guy with empty stare just stands there while we enter his room
    >follows my colleague to the bedroom, I can see the noticeable barcode on the back of his head
    >not even a minute later the guest comes out wearing my colleague's outfit
    >I bet he's a total fucking psycho who will kill me for nothing, better pretend he's my colleague as to not trigger him
    >later hear the rockstar in the King's suite died through a freak accident, as did the guest in the Queen's suite
    >fuck

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know the WoA trilogy will come out later this January. This means all 3 games will be packaged together with everything and HITMAN and HITMAN 2 will be pulled from sale (not affecting people who already own these).

    But what will happen to people that do own everything from the first two games, but not the third? Do they get a discount on WoA? Is it going to be like Serious Sam Fusion where you "own" the trilogy, but can only play the first two games' levels in Hitman 3 engine? Will you be able to buy Hitman 3 and complete the trilogy at a later date?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >equip the suit from getting 17 SASO's
    >people compliment how good it looks and fits on you
    it was worth it bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People compliment the Blood Money funeral suit excessively
      >The futo suit makes guards who're guarding restricted areas tell you "Ninjas don't use the front door man, at least try to sneak in!"
      >All the guard lines for the vampire suit or the Santa suit
      I love all the unique dialogue lines they give you for some of the shit you can wear.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favourite way to kill your targets?

    I like popping them in the head with a silenced pistol or lodging a knife in their head.
    Blowing them up works in a pinch too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      electrocuting, car battery into water makes me kek everytime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just like good ol' strangling and hiding the body. Only way to make sure they're really dead is to get up close and personal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be the Eliminate contextual pistol kill if not for the registration being super fucky, partially because it shares a bind with melee and as such cannot be used anywhere that a punch to the face applies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cannot be used anywhere that a punch to the face applies
        Just approach from behind lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just approach from behind lol
          No shit, Sherlock.
          >if not for the registration being super fucky
          Often what seems like it should be behind instead registers as a punch. have a nice day, retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You seem mad, maybe you should actually approach from behind. And not on stairs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              random
              head
              turning

              Thank you for demonstrating that you don't actually know the game. Again, have a nice day, retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn you're really mad. Is it because you're a scrub and have to use this weird cope of "random head turning" that isn't random but because the guard actually did notice you moving or heard you? Maybe you should know the game first :^)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That isn't saying that you should be able to walk up in front of someone with a gun drawn and stealthily shoot them in the back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a melee kill enthusiast, I almost always bring the hunting knife.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      QQQQQQQQQQQQQW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drowning them in toilets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lethal injection, or drowning in the toilet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      emetic poison x2 then lethal poison

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the downstairs living room.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck am I supposed to do the Colorado sniper mission with accidents only? The moment the second dude blows up everyone else starts running.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      savescum after every target kill

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I already do that, but of what use is it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I savescummed to 100% The Vector yesterday. You can use it to reroll target positions (it's decided a couple seconds after each successful kill, rather than at the start of the mission). If you get a target who can only be killed with a loud explosion, you're best off reloading until you get one next to an oil drum

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, I reloaded like ten times and ALWAYS got one of the chefs in the field kitchen so eventually I said fuck it.
            This certainly worked better for the "hide all bodies" challenge.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              might just be a case of saving too late. good luck either way

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is arcade so fucking shit

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play this game. It's freaking me out. It's got pig physics.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHITE BREAD

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it bros

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want freelancer NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they fixed things up from the beta. The mode has promise, but fuck playing THOUSANDS of missions to unlock everything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they fixed things up from the beta. The mode has promise, but fuck playing THOUSANDS of missions to unlock everything.

      If it sucks im unironically just going to kms

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is there so much fucking content locked behind paywalls?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you will pay for it

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is season 8 you gay!

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What new unlocks would you guys like to see?

    I think a remote triggered nanomachine syringe with an untraceable electrocution kill would be cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that just sounds like the electric phone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Electric phone had no risks and was a legal action, this syringe is almost exactly the same as the lethal poison syringe in terms of risk and execution.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how about a noose so if you accidentally kill someone you can stage their suicide and change it to an 'accident kill'

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >shoot someone in the head a few times
        >set fire to their corpse
        >blow it up
        >electrify it
        >hang it up by a noose
        Yep, that looks like suicide to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >guy hanging by a noose with a bullet hole in his forehead
        >"command, we got a casualty, possible accident"

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blood Money
    >Hold coin in the air but don't throw it
    >NPCs are mesmerized

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please look at the coin Mr Clarence

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Penelope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always kick her into the slurry pit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute terrorist
      unfortunately stuck in the worst map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kinda looks like a younger diana

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kick someone off a 5 foot ledge into some water
    >immediately dead
    ?

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is stronger Agent 47 or Golgo 13?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      47 fucks off.
      13 Fucks and the fucks off.
      But like professional god assassin standards imo they're pretty equal.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does 47 have such a bad aim? I mean, guard are able to shoot you from the opposite of a crowded place with their normal pistol, but when you use one of those, you shoot all over the place.

    also
    >guards immediatly knowing from where a sniper shot has been made

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guards immediatly knowing from where a sniper shot has been made
      honestly this fucking triggered me doing the sniper assassinations. sure its easy enough to shoot your target then immediately move. but its so fucking stupid watching 50 guards run to the exact spot you shot from then just wander around for a bit, did they just get fucking lazy when they programmed that or what?

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >COMMAND, YEAH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S THROWING THINGS AROUND

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absolution is awesome
    Every mission in Hope was a blast

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *catches coin between my asscheeks*

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 7DS worth it for the items and suits? It’s the last bit of DLC I haven’t gotten, I assume they’re gonna bundle it with the deluxe version of the new WoA format, and I’m also assuming I’m not getting a fucking discount for owning every DLC prior to 7DS, so is it wise to get it now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pls you bald fucks I just wanna know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        itll be cheaper to wait for the woa update. honestly the missions arent fun to play. theyre neat gimmicks but set up in an anti-fun way. a couple items are cool, but not game changers. the suits all look pretty good. its not worth $30 though so just wait.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks man

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play vidya my whole life
    >even play hitman as a kid
    >never got attached to any characters
    >now as a grown adult im becoming obsessed with 47
    >depressed ill never be as cool as him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon just shave head, become fit and get tailored basic suit.
      its not that hard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hey its me hitman

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't mind me

    just posting the best Hitman track

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's still Ave Maria

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Requiem was a kino ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a bad choice anon, here's mine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Best Hitman track
      They don't know...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hitman Contracts is what pulled me balls deep into the franchise, people often talk about how Blood Money's music is the best in the series but for me Contracts music lives rent free in my head, I love dark gritty urban settings like Thief, Max Payne, Swat 4 and Vampires Masquerade, Contracts did a great job delivering that feel.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A World of Pure Assassination is done
    >This is still the only song Jesper Kyd ever did for it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they get rid of Kyd?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=35

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favourite 47 quote?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vroom vroom vroom, ding ding ding.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't that poison?
      >Yes.
      >Should I be worried?
      >I'm not.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably hack as far as his quotes go but "names are for friends, so I don't need one" that shit is tattooed into my brain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Ho. Ho. Ho."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I need to use the bathroom

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That should count as a self-inflicted kill.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smiling 47 makes me so happy...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please look at the photograph

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 games later and Jordan Cross is still the best kill, tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to set this kill up
      >sit down in the chair and wait
      >Jordan walks in the room
      >sees me
      >immediately walks away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the best kill will always be the very first time I discovered the cannon in Sapienza.

      Or pricking Cassidy in the middle of the street with a poison syringe while his bodyguard took a minute to investigate a wrench on the floor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree, Soders has all the best kills

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >throws explosive golf ball at the hospital window
        >nothing personell mr soders

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *shoots the ground 3 times to panic the guards into not seeing me*
          heh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the top one?

        Also, is this the best sniper rifle in the game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's the one where you disguise yourself as head surgeon, walk into the surgery control room and tell the machine to drain him of all his blood
          super easy to do if you follow the helicopter pilot story

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's tied with Sieger Ghost as the best, depending on whether or not you need the piercing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's tied with Sieger Ghost as the best, depending on whether or not you need the piercing.

          sieger ghost is dlc only so just get this instead
          https://hitman.fandom.com/wiki/The_White_Ruby_Rude_300_Sniper_Rifle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sieger ghost is dlc only
            No it's not, it's from a Marrakesh escalation

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and that escalation is a dlc if you only bought 3

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who the fuck is in a Hitman thread having only played H3 and that's it. That escalation is "DLC" the same way the entirety of H1 and H2 are.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >smacks from air

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the featured contract UI is fucking horrible. If you want to play any of the early ones you're going to have to skip through a dozen pages before you get to the start.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just play them as a psychopath who doesn't give a shit about SA anyway just to get the featured contract rewards

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Multiple Hitman threads every day for quite awhile
    Why so?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people are hyped about freelancer and it was dirt cheap in the winter sale.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's his endgame?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Banging some hot slut dressed as devil.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He bangs guys too. One shot straight to the target's head then home to learn how to play a keytar, just in case.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right now doing Hokkaido Snow Festival (H3).
    Is it intended that I can't save?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i cant remember, but maybe. its so short i dont think i ever felt the need to save.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am currently grinding Hokkaido and I wanted to savescum some challenges. Oh well, Patient Zero it is, then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pz sucks for grinding because the level quickly turns into a massacre. then again, you have plenty of targets to practice kill challenges on.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone here play the seven deadly sins? I hate the Dartmoor escalation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone pay for escalations? They should have done missions like Landslide/A House Built on Sand or Patient Zero. Each mission would be going after a target (or two) who embody the sin in question. That would be worth actual money.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't take you for a virgin, 47

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >47 your next assignment is to enter Hotel room 203 and fornicate with the female inside. Our client has said it's of the upmost priority

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PENDEJO!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the cringe see through walls thing that game's gameplay aspect was ok - but wtf were characters like these. They were all odd but not in a cool-Blood Money and prior games odd - just fucking bizarre.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Coin you say?

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I have that exact coin

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best girl is Diana. Worst girl is Olivia.

    This is an indisputable fact.

    Diana is marriage material because she’s actually loyal.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Poisons you 2 times in your path

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love bossy but still feminine milfs so much bros. It's my mummy issues, isn't it?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do charity.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't be the only one who fuck this cyber wench

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to save her

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is Vetrova the hottest target?
        I think it's either her or Martinez

        >no Tamara Vidal
        This is the one sympathetic female target as well. Became friends and stuck up for Diana and the Constant against the lawyer target during their meeting and she either dies being betrayed by him or gets the most brutal kills in the nu trilogy
        >smashed by the grape crushes and turned into liquid blood puddy
        >eviscerated by razor blades
        >slowly freezing to death
        Also she's smart enough to recognize 47 and lay an ambush against him. Too bad she didn't realize he could take on an army

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she only sticks up for Diana and the constant because she's power hungry herself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. Don Yates

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her dossier basically says that she got her start as an e-thot and that she’s got so many implants that she’s become more machine than human. I always saw killing her as a mercy.

      >Poisons you 2 times in your path

      In both cases, that’s her 4D chessing the main antagonist to get you close enough to kill them. She never actually betrayed you.

      I love bossy but still feminine milfs so much bros. It's my mummy issues, isn't it?

      Probably doesn’t help that Diana gives off those “strict but affectionate mother who has to juggle home life with a high flying career” vibes. I would know, because my own mother gives off similar vibes.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIR MORNING GOODS!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >flies safely off into the water
      >I’m supposed to assume he died from that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NPCs in this game die from simply putting their face in water for 2 seconds. It’s why you can easily kill Ludmilja with a legshot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        falling into water from that height could kill you

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb question but my brain is slow right now, how many years have passed from 47 doing assassination work going from C47 to H3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      47 escapes the asylum and joins the ICA in 1999, C47 takes place in 2000; Hitman 2016 starts in 2019 and Hitman 3 ends in 2021

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C47 is 1999-2000 (confirmed in Arrival at ICS Facility)
    H3 is 2021 (confirmed in calendar at Mendoza)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >20-21 years
      holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he ages much slower than normal humans

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK, LOOK DANIEL
    SHE'S NICE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh darling, I'm so hungry.

      THAT is Viktor Novikov, head of Sanguine and ringleader of IAGO. Quite the resume.

      >Miami
      OH MY GOOOD!

      You read this in her voice.

      No, he IS capitalism.

      47... I would like to speak to the partners directly...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who are they? I want a contract to kill them specifically.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THAT is Viktor Novikov, head of Sanguine and ringleader of IAGO. Quite the resume.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh darling, I'm so hungry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you SEEN those patties back there?

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >at Bangkok reception
    >one booking for hitman agent 47 please
    How did that not blow his cover?

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I wish I had that jaw.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the lady on Miami complaining about a ticket scalper in the most ridiculous voice possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Miami
      OH MY GOOOD!

      You read this in her voice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE'S JUST SO MEAN!!!!!!!!

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never played a Hitman game before. I'm planning on starting from the first, how well do the earlier games run on newer hardware?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      95% of Hitman players strongly advise against playing the first two games first, Codename 47 especially. It's old and jank as fuck, more of a proof of concept than anything else. Most people suggest playing nuHitman > BM > Contracts and then trying the others if you're curious. If you're adamant about playing in release order, just start with Contracts; it's more or less a remake of Codename 47 anyways

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >BM > Contracts
        But Contracts sets up and teases BM's story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Never played a Hitman game before.
      >I'm planning on starting from the first
      Don't. The game is quite dated and has some retarded game design.

      Start with Blood Money if you want to try out the older games, Contracts is like "the best hits of Hitman" remake, and Silent Assassin isn't dated but it won't grab you enough to stick with the rest of the franchise.

      Do yourself a favor and start with Blood Money.

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is happening right now? Should I buy the games or wait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait until the 26th if you don't own any of them already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can just buy hitman 3 and get 1 and 2 for free on the 26th

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, he IS capitalism.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    new york is a pretty based map
    i don't get why it doesn't get more love

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People dislike New York? I've always seen it receiving more praise than Haven Island.

      My only issue with it is that the vault is half-baked, there really should have been a bank robber entry-method where you can bring C4 to blow through one of the walls and into the vault. I don't think I've ever used the C4 item a single time, New York was the one mission where it would have been a natural fit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The new Yorker

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These songs are actually the shit and I'm surprised that they aren't more well known. I don't remember if they were in the game at all so maybe that's one of the reasons

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she didn't fly so good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a hot sauna for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >7 years later and Hokkaido is still the GOAT map
      how did they do it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sapienza is still the best and you wanting to fuck Yuki doesn’t change that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Actually it's because snow is comfier and Hokkaido doesn't make me have to destroy Covid every time if I want to leave the level. Yuki is just an after the fact net positive

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >nice aesthetics
            >comfy room
            >restaurant makes excellent food
            >sauna and spa to relax
            >zen garden

            I wouldn't mind spending a week or two there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hokkaido isnt even the best season 1 map. its not even in the top 3 season 1 maps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fully utilizes the aesthetics/culture of Japan in the patient areas
        >unique high-tech hospital enviroment
        >lots of creative and memorable ways to dispatch the targets
        >two very different targets, one totally stationary the other roaming everywhere
        >47 has a personal connection to the target, very memorable
        >by far the best extra mission(Patient Zero)
        >Agent 47 wearing a toupee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats just a bunch of random pointless things you could say about any level. youre just a weeb.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're a fucking retard

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cool argument.

              Picked it up in the winter sale. Started from Hitman on Hitman 3 now. I did my first run on each level professional, sometimes I run it more than once to try to see what I can pull off (also if the mastery rewards are something I'm chasing), then try to get suit only on master. Just cleared Chongqing on pro day before yesterday, but I'm getting really burned out. I know I'm near the end, but it's taking a lot of willpower to load up the game and do it on master (or even do the next level).

              you only have 1 real level left. just take a break. still 10 days till the update.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                better argument than "interesting map and targets are pointless"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "interesting map and targets" is subjective nonsense. yuki is a literal who and 47 has zero connection to soders. he only appeared in the tutorial videos and 47 didnt even meet him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >by far the best extra mission(Patient Zero)
          Man, the first time you play that map and seeing counter goes higher and higher was a real "ohhh shit" moment.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Picked it up in the winter sale. Started from Hitman on Hitman 3 now. I did my first run on each level professional, sometimes I run it more than once to try to see what I can pull off (also if the mastery rewards are something I'm chasing), then try to get suit only on master. Just cleared Chongqing on pro day before yesterday, but I'm getting really burned out. I know I'm near the end, but it's taking a lot of willpower to load up the game and do it on master (or even do the next level).

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why are you posting your plastic moron in an on-topic thread?

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it, Hokkaido is the best map in the entire series.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's Sapienza

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sapienza is overrated as fuck and ill die on this hill
        the map *could* be great, but none of the missions set there actually use it. the main mission doesnt use the town at all
        >but the lab keycard/random opportunity trigger!
        you go there to do that once to tick off the challenge and then never again
        if desantis roamed the town, the map would be much better utilised, but as it stands, i dont like it, because the map is only as good as the levels set there

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh map utilization
          oh look it's this fag again

          the part of the map used by the mission is good by regular standards and complaining that you got more map for free (used in additional content) is fucking retarded

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >please, sell me needlessly bloated maps that could be half the size they are and stress my machine far less, but arent and dont solely so ican be sold the fucking dino bosco mission!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There are 3 additional missions for Sapienza. The Author, The Icon and Landslide.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >bloated maps that stress my machine
              moron you don't know a god damn thing about video game engines, do you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im not him, im just

                sapienza is overrated as fuck and ill die on this hill
                the map *could* be great, but none of the missions set there actually use it. the main mission doesnt use the town at all
                >but the lab keycard/random opportunity trigger!
                you go there to do that once to tick off the challenge and then never again
                if desantis roamed the town, the map would be much better utilised, but as it stands, i dont like it, because the map is only as good as the levels set there

                i just dislike it because it feels like wasted potential

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          would have loved some opportunity with the church/priest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im convinced that desantis was meant to roam the town, and it was changed at the last minute. landslide is a rewrapping of the cut content; youd have the chance to disguise as the priest and hear desantis confession; instead of the PI storyline we got, the meeting would occur in the building where abiatti meets his lawyer

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MISTAH
    JASON
    PORTMAN

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marrakesh > Hokkaido > Sapienza

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's?
    >Berlin
    >Whittleton creek
    >New york

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Whittleton creek
      it's loosely based on the best Blood Money level, no wonder it's so good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      those are all the levels i loved the first time i played them, then hated them on replays. berlin is a fucking labyrinth and instantly loses the cool gimmick of actually hunting down the agents. whittleton needed to be like 50% bigger with more variety and less fake houses. ny completely botched the bank heist angle by just putting the keys right outside the vault and making you do it every time you play it.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paris
    >Hokkaido
    >Haven
    >New York
    >Dartmoor
    >Berlin
    Simple as

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        simple as

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Simple as what?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Simple as lad, simple as

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Hitman 1-3 a reboot or a direct continuation from Absolution? And why did they choose such a naming convention anyway?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolution was soft retconned. the whole thing with 47 being on the run and diana "dying" never happened, but the targets are still canon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you never beat absolution? It had the second best final level at the time of release

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >47 being on the run
        Travis' faction ≠ ICA as a whole
        >and diana "dying"
        She's alive in the last cutscene

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So still no argument besides 'I dun't like it :('
          >stopped reading here
          Because you have no way to reply

          you dumb morons should kiss. match made in heaven. or maybe "heaven".

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still no argument
            It's alright anon, maybe next time eh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a direct continuation and all past games are referenced
      >why did they choose such a naming convention anyway?
      Because normies didn't play the older games

      absolution was soft retconned. the whole thing with 47 being on the run and diana "dying" never happened, but the targets are still canon.

      >the whole thing with 47 being on the run and diana "dying" never happened
      Those two things are solved in Absolution itself, retard

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >47 is still a ghost/legend who's never been traced back to a kill
    >He canonically shot the club owner from Absolution in the head with an unsilenced gun through a VIP room mirror
    ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he ran away really fast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine putting out an apb for a sinister looking bald man leaving a strip club.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just got hitman 1 goty and 2 golden on steam like a week ago, should I buy hitman 3 deluxe now or wait for that world of assassin's deluxe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you fucked up. itll be cheaper to buy 3 now because on the 26th it includes 1 and 2 and goes up $20. or you can roll the dice and hope do a last minute change to the bundle that makes it cheaper for previous owners like theyre doing with dlc.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that bad since he would have to buy the DLC for 1 and 2 anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1 goty and 2gold were like $10 hitman 3 deluxe is like $24 where do you buy your steam games from

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          owners of 3 get 1 and 2 for free.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Owners of hitman 3 will have to pay an extra $30 for the hitman 2 dlc (the only thing that's worth any amount of money in the WoA deluxe pack) after the 26th

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              $30 for all dlc is still a reduced price.

              It's a direct continuation and all past games are referenced
              >why did they choose such a naming convention anyway?
              Because normies didn't play the older games
              [...]
              >the whole thing with 47 being on the run and diana "dying" never happened
              Those two things are solved in Absolution itself, retard

              >Those two things are solved in Absolution itself, retard
              doesnt matter. io decided they never happened.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no argument
                I'll accept the concession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                my argument is that 47 doesnt have a big scar on the back of his head and still has the barcode. now pull some bullshit handwave for that out of your ass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >my argument for why Diana is alive isn't that she's shown alive in Absolution's last cutscene, is that 47's design wasn't 100% accurate in the Legacy cutscene
                So C47 isn't canon because 47's sniping spot didn't have a Casino logo
                Silent Assassin isn't canon because there's no way to bring the poisoned sushi to Hayamoto Jr.
                Blood Money isn't canon because A Vintage Year takes place in the jungle, not the mountains and 47's suit doesn't have the striped tie

                I hope for your sake you're inbred because at least it'd explain the autism

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>my argument for why Diana is alive
                stopped reading here. go back to my post where i said "dying". emphasis on the quotes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So still no argument besides 'I dun't like it :('
                >stopped reading here
                Because you have no way to reply

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon said he got the game and it's dlc for $10 which is a better discount than $30

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah ok whatever, youre right. he should wait for the 26th and pay $70. i dont even know what your trying to argue.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only hitman game I've played is absolution and I don't understand the hate it gets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      play blood money or nuhitman and youll understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a pretty competent tps/action game in the same vein as uncharted or something, but it's not hitman. it's essentially an unnecessary "re-imagining" of the franchise but darker and edgier in the wrong ways. it's akin to DmC or the thief reboot. if it was its own IP, nobody would care, but because it shits all over the Hitman legacy, people didn't like it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want a 1 to 1 comparison pick Splinter Cell Conviction. Somehow Hitman and Splinter Cell moved in the exact same direction in the early 10s

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only thing Absolution was good for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Run for your Life is a good mission. No idea what it has to do with Hitman but it's a well executed take on what a Jason Bourne game should be like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best mission by far

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think sprinting could be added to nuHitman? I didn't used to mind jogging but some of the maps (2's especially) are just too fucking big, I'd really love a way to trim down the downtime between targets

    >footsteps turn super loud so you're bound to get caught sprinting indoors
    >sprinting like a maniac is a suHispanicious action (unless you're wearing an athletic disguise)

    alternate idea: let me pay coins to the mumbai taxis to teleport around the map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jogging is suHispanicious enough already, every time I watch hitman speedruns, it breaks immersion to see 47 jogging through parties and formal events
      that's why people started doing "cinematic runs"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >jogging is suHispanicious enough already
        i mean you are right, but did you play the original assassins creed? having to walk everywhere was fucking annoying

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MISERICORDIA

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you accidentally drink the drink that's billowing green smoke

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *yarmulke hits the floor*

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish that was me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not a ghost, arctic, or leviathan
      ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they all look goofy anon, my 47 is all about CLASS

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet IO brings back Alec Trevelyan for their 007 game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only wish every ET was like the 1st. I don't care if it takes 8 months to implement and there are no other ETs during that (or, just cycle the ones from HM1/2 idc)

      I just can't give less of a shit about the ETs, but I really enjoyed sean bean being in the game.

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bought all the modern Hitmans on sale recently
    >cant be asked to play em
    I'm so tired bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cant be asked to play em
      please play hitman bro

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or does button pressing to subdue someone go much faster on console? Whenever I watch a mrfreeze vid he knocks them out super fast but seems to take much longer for me on pc. Maybe im just a boomer though and dont realize

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just let me fuck Diana

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the butt

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hottest woman is Yuki Yamazaki because she's Japanese and Japanese women are the hottest in the world.

    The best song in Hitman is the song played in Sapienza when you are showing the guy the video of his dead mother on the projector.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      COME BACK TO ME
      I WILL FIND
      47 WAYS
      TO MAKE YOU MINE

      ;_;

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, pure kino

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FIZANO!
    HIT THE LIGHTS!
    FIZAAAANOOOOOO!

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all the unlocks for the featured contracts are just for completing them aren't they? so i can just ignore the optional objectives and explode everyone? and what the score is just for leaderboard fags?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so i can just ignore the optional objectives and explode everyone? and what the score is just for leaderboard fags?
      yes and yes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you can do whatever in contracts, as long as it's allowed.

        thank god. time to unwind after grinding all the saso's

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally just blast through them and do the 70 in one sitting; its the easiest way to get it over and done with. if a contract requires not getting spotted or all bodies hidden or something, just skip it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you can do whatever in contracts, as long as it's allowed.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asked this a few threads ago but haven't found anything yet....does anyone know of a method or mod to replace music in a level in H3? Wanna substitute Nielsen tracks with Kyd's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't think there is an easy way, video game sound engines are pretty complex nowdays

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing something here? He's just standing out there too, not even moving.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nu Hitman map doesn't track movement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The race isn’t over, their model isn’t actually in the car.

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a man

    goin' round

    takin' names

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 47 canonically a virgin?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i believe so, which begs the question. how big is his cock? would they have given him a big one because hes a supersoldier and all that, or a small one so he can tactically hide when wearing disguises?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering his body is essentially crafted, they probably went with small and sufficient, just for the purposes of waste disposal

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Diana shave?

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is this fucking thread still up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People like Hitman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because nearly 30 hour thread, lessgo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi, Battler!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker would have multiple 24h+ threads with quality posting if the mods weren't such gay enablers and manned up enough to start hard lining vs. 4chantards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4chan is the problem
        nah you are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is on a major hitman kick right now. i for one am rather enjoying it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the most iconic vidya franchises EVER, and the main critique of it is the pricing/fuckfest of purchasing dlc - which are both being fixed in the new update. its hype time bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the most iconic vidya franchises EVER
        yeah but not really tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Huh? What was that noise?

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stealth master

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just your usual anime lover.

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh
    must've been the wind

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I focus.
    on the pain.
    The only thing that's real.

    Everyone I know goes away
    In the end

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still the best

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda miss how you would have to pay for weapon/suit retrieval. Especially considering when you shoot a subsonic sniper all the guards still know exactly where you shot from, I tend to just ditch it on the spot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      freelancer mode soon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that returning in freelancer?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its gonna have rogue-like elements where you lose equipment if you ditch it, and you can buy it back from some arms dealer NPC

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nice, any idea if you can have more than one item then? Love me some hoarding

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah you can if you don't use them up. You can store em in your safehouse basement

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