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A coin at this hour?!
Localized ENTIRELY within this thread?
Yes
May I see it?
No.
May I see it?
No.
TOMAR NOOOOOOOOOOO
kys
Hi Arin.
Until the marshmallow starts walking
lmfao
Huh?
*yawn*
lemme know when he flicks a bean
aw sweet someone dropped a half-dollar.
>is a big coin
>gets weapons through frisks
>works as a melee weapon
>so cool guards wanna take it back to their stash
>fart so stinky it makes ppl throw up
>can hold 3 coins
yeah im thinking its the best item in the game boys
>gets weapons through frisks
I hate it when I read a review or see people playing and they don't know how to use the case to smuggle shit through security checks.
i prefer the blood money method, throwing your weapons over a wall and going around to retrieve them
I wish you could do that here too, even if it would be somewhat cheesy at times.
Already works for some illegal items but not all.
Do the guards not check the case? Do you mean throwing it over a fence or something ahead of time?
you place it on the ground (not drop) get frisked, pick it up and go through
Sounds like dogshit game design.
they also treat suitcases like weapons and if a guard finds one they take it to the security room
When you're standing where you'll be frisked, PLACE the case on the ground. Don't DROP it, just place it down. After you've been frisked, you can pick it up and continue through without it being checked.
I also recommend rebinding the 'place item' command to make it a bit easier since the default is FRICKING capslock.
Not all frisks
Where's that clip of 47 hitting some douche with a flying suitcase, that shit was based.
>"I saw it, dear lady. Pick up that coin and walk away from here, this place is a restricted area, huh? Wait a sec, oh frick that's a man, that's a man!"
*disguise will be compromised*
underrated post
>command, something ain't right here, I'm gonna check it out
I was disappointed when I noticed "command" didn't bother to send someone to check on the guy or sound the alarm when guy failed to report back even in the hardest difficulty, I thought they would like in MGS.
>Nooothing heere
>mow!
>What's going on? Respond!
>Communication with strut D has ceased. Carry out an investigation immediately
>No sign of the AWOL soldier. Nothing else to report
Most of the security guards are just rent-a-cop tier, I don't think command really cares all that much about them.
It is a little more odd with the higher tier security though.
>It is a little more odd with the higher tier security though.
cicada has zero excuse to be so incompetent. finding out that cicada is running security on a location should be stressful info because theyll check in with each other and radio back, and be far more suspicious of odd activity.
Here jaxy I brought you some fricking FOOD
A coin huh? Kinda suspicious, but I might as well pick it up. What's the worst that could happen?
-ACK!
>tfw Battler falls for it again
Why is this shit so funny? It's just Agent 47 using Yakuza animation but it makes me howl.
Because looking at 47 doing something so out of character like dancing is funny. https://youtu.be/5tRpMUCwliM
Can I get a QRD on the Battler v 47 rivalry?
Some guy on Ganker started a wrestling stream called The Final Rumble where a bunch of video game characters wrestle in WWE 2K, and Battler vs. 47 is the most notable rivalry because 47 spent half of season 2 and all of season 3 trying to beat him and always lost.
Oh shit, I remember this from chrisposting threads. I had no idea it became a thing.
Yeah it spun-off into its own thing with several seasons and dozens of hours worth of matches. It's a fun watch and it's still going on, although it's in off-season so there's not a consistent schedule.
>I remember this from chrisposting threads. I had no idea it became a thing.
Anon it's a fricking rabbit hole.
>https://thefinalrumble.miraheze.org/wiki/The_Final_Rumble_Wiki
from those threads there was the hunger games, then from the hunger games came a wrestling match for leon's sperm, then came an once a week for 8 week season continuing the storyline, and then it went for 7+1 prequel seasons. S8 has been upcoming for over a year now, may or may not happen, but 47 v Battler refuses to stop. Most of excitement has moved to trying to make it happen in King of Ganker.
I've only watched the SMT post apoc season in full and it was genuinely amazing. It deserves to be bigger than it is but that would frick it up a little. Sad to hear it's in hiatus.
It also helps battler is memeable as frick and his vn consists on guess who killed his family
I'm surprised nobody's done a Rokkenjima custom level yet. Maybe I'll do it if I get any good at map making. A custom Umineko episode with 47 as the killer would also be a fun project to work on seeing as there's already a couple sprites for 47.
47 is pathetic jobber that always loses to Battle when it counts. Which is ironic because Battler is a giga jobber
Except he won against Battler once when it counted the most? This is the main reason why BANS exists
And then BANS won anyway
Man I remember the Chris vs Leon with Chris carrying a suitcase with Leon sperm kek
>See angry bald guy crouch walk by
>Coin flies across the room from the direction he just went
>Commit whole body to looking towards the coin like a baby with no sense of object permanence
weird
it still baffles me how well dhmis translated to a full length show
I feel like Im still in disbelief
They apparently rewrote the original idea that they showed in the trailer
Mustve been dreadful
I'm baffled by how much better it is than the youtube show.
Excellent work, 47. The money has been wired to your account.
You were always the best. You define the art, and it defines you. Overweight men have fallen by your hand, but by the the same token others have risen.
is Vetrova the hottest target?
I think it's either her or Martinez
I think matinez is probably better looking but something about vetrova is really sexy. also she fricks ugly morons so that helps win me over
Dahlia should be married and impregnated. She will love me unconditionally.
It's Alma
Welcome, Alma and Guest.
It's Anon! AN-ON!
its FORSEN, FOR-SEN
I liked her accent and sense of humor
Yuki but I have yellow fever.
Goddess tier
>Dalia Margolis
>Ljudmila Vetrova
Great tier
>Sierra Knox
>Penelope Graves
>Andrea Martinez
>Alma Reynard
Good tier
>Yuki Yamazaki
>Imogen Royce
>Zoe Washington
>Sophia Washington
Bad tier
>Tamara Vidal
>Francesca De Santis
>Maya Parvati
>Athena Savalas
>Alexa Carlisle
Poo tier
>Vanya Shah
>Alma Reynard
>great tier
>Washington twins
>good tier
>Francesca de Santis
>Tamara Vidal
>bad tier
>Maya Parvati
>not in poo tier
Holy mother of bad taste, also you forgot Akka.
pic
>the Washington sheboons
>Good
trash taste
Hahaha Washingtons BTFO
Yuki
>people using the models no make rule34
>characters not famous enough to get those full length animations with voice acting
The cyberpunk tech chick from the china mission, mad kinky b***h
humble opinion
Lewdmila Vetrova
It's Vetrova, Martinez, Graves and Reynard for me
>doing that and not fricking her
47 truly is superhuman
>"I SAID I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM, b***h"
How does she drown in 5 seconds? Very unrealistic
Wont you panic if something was plugging your head right down the toilet ?
Oh, and small reminder : it's a video game
>Wont you panic if something was plugging your head right down the toilet ?
pretty sure he has enough experience with that from high school to where he knows exactly how long is safe
DROP THE KNIFE JAXXY
>I brought you some FRICKING FOOD
Feet.
Huh whose coins are these?!
>47
Pathetic
for me it's webms of explosive autism
for me it's taking advantage of the fact that crowd npcs literally don't exist and don't count against SA
bots among bots
how can you tell the real NPCs from fake ones?
Yep, that's Miami alright
If real NPCs see the panic doesn't it spread to them?
they panic too, but as long as they dont witness the crime, you still have green guns.
Impressive, very nice.
for me it's the hat
>Here come the MEN IN BLACK
>THOSE are Dalia Margolis' panties 47.
remember what they took from you
You again... at least play the game before posting
Not him, but elaborate. They readded the panties in 3?
i think its more like they stopped removing them
Impressive. Let's see Francesca De Santis panties.
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2701/7557541ffd510295e44d93b2d562671d.jpeg
didn't know she was wearing any
a man of culture i see
did they really remove the detailed panties from the female npcs in the sequels? part of the fun was finding out what unique panty models each npc had.
they removed that specific white lacy one. theres still panties in the game.
Which begs the question why they did it. The stepford wife on Whittleton Creek for example still has it and it's pretty easy to see even if you're not intentionally looking for it. Initially I just thought the logic was that they didn't want players to just choke out female NPCs to see their panties but if they're not going to remove all of them that kind of defeats the purpose.
they just didnt like that texture. probably has something to do with them optimizing and standardizing character models and nothing to do with trying to get people to not stare at panties. h3 with all content installed is nearly half the size of h2. there was a lot of stuff on the chopping block and its not unusual to see an admittedly not great panty texture get replaced.
>WTF BUT I LOVED THAT PANTY TEXTURE
it melted into the skin. it was clearly an afterthought.
Are you seriously convinced that these panty textures combined made up more than 10 megabytes of harddrive space?
i get it. these days the average person had ZERO idea what optimization actually entails because the dev process is so far removed from the player, so dont take this like im insulting you. it was just one part of a whole lot of shit that got replaced. where do you think those 50gigs went? that there was just a massive pile of unused data in the game? its an accumulation of things.
>where do you think those 50gigs went?
they reduced the size of all signature MKII textures by 50%
>tfw i missed out on the elusive target suits
It's okay they fixed it so you can try again
in a YEAR
>this is what /misc/ thinks happens to people that refuse the vaccine
man the setup and the start of this level is so good then its revealed your on a train and everything starts going downhill
I think its kino
>brutal murder everyone on the train
>get to the constant
>wait and inject yourself
>codename 47 starts
It's decent as far as linear Hitman levels go, you're not meant to replay it 50 times.
>Andrew Tate fans fantasizing about their daddy escaping the matrix
>Ganker has a hitman thread everyday
>its always comfy
we deserve a general
>a general
>people start namegayging and make a discord and gossiping about other namegays
Post yfw
>THAT is Imogen Royce. Quite the b***h, apparently.
Imogen did nothing wrong, she's no more evil than Diana and I felt bad setting her on fire
killing Hush was based tho, he was a dick
She’s a woman with Black person hair. I felt no remorse.
I don't get why people hate the Snowpiercer level
There are basically two routes.
This
or just shoot your way through. It looks great visually but obviously people that are used to the open level design are going to be salty about it because it's pretty much a waste of a level on replays.
Isnt most final levels of Hitman are this way, the fact they gave you the ability to stealth true it is already a positive, since most others are just shootouts.
I personally think the final level should have been an office building, Graveyard shitf style but for providence where Arthur Edwards is residing in his office.
As far as final Hitman levels go Untouchable isn't bad, it's just a shame that they didn't just stick to tried and tested formula that was established for all the other levels.
I wouldn't mind having the Isle of Sgail as a final level, with Edwards waiting on the top of the building in the glass cube, instead of the level with the Washington twins. Or even a level in one of those survival bunkers the Ark Society was planning to have.
Even a return to the ICA base would have been nice, with expanded areas and those you had during the training.
It's no different than 'Meet Your Brother' or 'Requiem', a quick sweet dessert epilogue. Normies saw it as the ending of H3 and not the ending of the entirety of WoA so they complained the game only really had five levels not six
>doing saso challenges for the unlocks
>spend 40 mins on a map but keep fricking up
>go to youtube
>mrfreeze has a video doing it in 2mins
Too static, it's pretty much a Hitman GO level.
This was me until I just read somewhere that on accident kills you don't need to hide the body for saso and after that saso became pretty easy ngl and suddenly instead of hitman I'm playing tecmos kagero/deception games with wacky trap setups.
I'm pretty sure he didn't figure out the solution in two minutes, though. Playing the optimized solution isn't all that fun, the fun comes from trying to actually find the optimized solution.
>good work, 47
Additional cameras is a dogshit form of difficulty. You'll never catch them all without an essentially completed run or two being spoiled.
Might someone explain to me the nuance of shooting locked doors open? I thought I'd learn it while doing the Ghost escalation (the glass shop door to the roof). My first try I got lucky and the second shot blew it open. The second time I emptied more than two magazines all around the lock before it opened. I ended up just doing it with a lockpick but that isn't *fast* and *slick*.
aim for the area close to and around the lock, but not the lock itself.
Sadly, unless you use a more powerful gun than pistols, you'll have to 'trick' the game into thinking you're dealing more DPS by both spamming the fire button and the pause button. If you get the timing right, the lock will break open.
Do all snipers one-shot open or is there some play there? I was using the Ghost itself.
I'm fairly certain snipers are one shot, you may have just aimed at the wrong part of the lock?
Honestly, I think I used the feature like half a dozen times across the trilogy maps, and four of those were with the pistol.
I think it's just the exact spot to hit is unintuitive. It's not like it's particularly important tech, as you say. Saves a second or two and the need for a pick or crowbar.
Excellent work, 47. Now to find an exit.
>You know 47, this really was A World Of Assassination...
>play Ambrose Island
>Lucas Grey shows up
what did they realize killing him after everything he went through in 1 and 2 was dumb?
Weirdly enough, Ambrose Island is set between Whittleton Creek and Sgail.
i forget but im pretty sure ambrose is supposed to take place before 3
Come with me, and you'll be
in A Wooorld of pure Assassination.
>flicks coin
The japs learn well from Ultrakill
Shut the frick up ultratroon
*shoots coin out of air with revolver*
Checkmate! Rock beats Scissors!
why is climbing on a pipe a hostile action
in theory you should be allowed to do it while wearing a mechanic/maintenance disguise.
well they werent designed to to be climbed on so it is kinda sussy for anyone to do it
if i saw someone climbing a pipe randomly i'd think he's a frickin weirdo
if he's jacked like 47 he's 100% up to no good
Lmfao
Yeah, keep it real
yeah, wassup bro
what's the best NPC reaction to 47 being a psychopath, and why is guards yelling SOMEONE'S DOING STUFF THEY SHOULDN'T
for me it's always
>HE SHOT ME, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
>Body Found
>"Oh god, please be an orgy"
>It's time to wake up and fight the aliens!
>hitman agent 47 is here hes probably trying to sabotage providence and kill their members, i repeat hitman agent 47 is here
THAT’S IT! LET LOOSE ON THAT HIPPY, COMMIE, PINKO QUEER!
>How old are you? 46? 48? Act your age
ONLY A moron WOULD HIDE IN THERE!
Have I got it?
Disposable channel
>Disposable channel
aw dang and here I was planning to find and rape and eat you via cross-referencing your username with the personal info you put on e621
Ok rape you next week
>Alright agent 47 even though its dangerous and they are putting their life on the line, we are sending an agent ahead of you to smuggle in an item to help with your mission, what should they leave for you?
>3 coins please
leave me a single banana
>fun items like sleepy bubble gum are still being paywalled
Black personOI
7ds are all miserable to actually play though
i want to play pranks on NPCs which is why i only care about open ended novel items that allow emergent gameplay, and sleepy bubblegum is one of those
and i can't unlock it unless i pay more money for a game i already paid SIXTY (60) euros for
>play games for hours upon hours
>n-no i could never spend more money on something i enjoy...
I already spent 60 euros, how fricking daft are you
and the product is worth it homosexual, you already admitted you WANTED the dlc item which is already about to get even cheaper. youre not an epic rebel by choosing not to buy something you want, just a gay
I am not paying 30 euros for a fricking vanity item, you daft, witless frick.
you could have bought just the act you wanted, you could have bought it on sale or as I already said wait for the update where it gets even cheaper. stay crying on 4chong eurocuck
>daft, witless frick
how ironic
Thanks but I'm already convinced that IOI doesn't deserve another cent from me. I'll still pirate Project 007 though.
The Berlin escalation was pretty fun. It was a nice little stealth game.
I can't remember the last time I picked up a coin off the ground that wasn't mine.
What is a good what to get sa/so+sniper in the Icon mission? Sniper challenge isnt even available for this mission, but I like to challenge myself. My idea is to get him in the rv but I can't figure a way in without getting spotted. Coins don't seem to work and then getting out will be a b***h
IIRC only one or two snipers can even kill the Icon in a single shot. His helmet can tank a bullet for him.
As for WHERE to kill him, I guess you're on the right track with getting him to the RV. The only other thing I can think of would be to somehow hit him with the sieker and then kill him when he's somewhere hidden.
Because this actually interests me, I looked it up on youtube and found a vid where 47 hides in the black L'avventura van next to the stairs going up to where the target signs for fans (it has two sliding doors). Got a headshot through the trailer window.
Okay I just got it. I gave up on the rv and instead sniped him in the back alley to the left of the entrance. Had to lure everyone away first and wait two cycles for Bosco to enter back there, but the second time he was alone and it worked perfectly.
good job, anon. I believed in you.
>My idea is to get him in the rv but I can't figure a way in without getting spotted.
Go through the restaurant, run along the wall up the steps and jump over the railing and DIRECTLY into the van. You need to play a bit with when exactly, maybe distract someone, but that's my go-to SASO route. Same way back when you're done.
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Nice
Sorry buddy, gotta pat you down if you want through here.
yeah, you like that? i bet you do, cueball.
lol, I was just about to type this in response to that guy's post.
>no option to punch them anymore
i was the autistic kid who used the coin over and over in blood money’s hotel to literally kill every single person in that hotel with nobody else knowing. If you remember that place’s layout and the population, you will know that was no easy feat.
Hotel/casino. The vegas mission.
*click*
Why? I'm already rich
There are many similarities between man and leaf
would hitman be better if it had AI like from MGS, where the AI guards use buddy system, and can detect if their numbers start to dwindle and go into alert and call for reinforcements etc
it would be more tedious. theyd go on alert all the time. it works in mgs because every room is its own pocket universe.
thoughts,
built like a 2x4. bottom tier of the frickable targets but still frickable nonetheless.
Don't post that or you're going to attract the rape correction autist.
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHH
ToT
damn yakuza delinquent!
>_<
rape correction needed!
I don't like that there are only stills and no animations+sound with Hitman characters.
imagine the sauna sex
we did it reddit
>tfw you do all that work just to realize the ghost is better in every way
fake npcs dont have dots on the minimap. theyll still react and panic, but wont snitch on you.
Interesting to know, thanks
yeah i used the ghost to do all the challenges, but it does look cool. not sure how it works but hoping ill be able to use it in freelancer at least
> but hoping ill be able to use it in freelancer at least
That will be 300 mersas goyim
i just realized it has the same walnut stock line from the normal bartoli sniper. are they implying its painted black? what kind of savage paints a wood stock?
>my_little_pony_painted_m1_garand.png
>be me, asian female hotel servant
>get called to a guest's room to stock up minibar, bring asian male coworker with me
>bald guy with empty stare just stands there while we enter his room
>follows my colleague to the bedroom, I can see the noticeable barcode on the back of his head
>not even a minute later the guest comes out wearing my colleague's outfit
>I bet he's a total fricking psycho who will kill me for nothing, better pretend he's my colleague as to not trigger him
>later hear the rockstar in the King's suite died through a freak accident, as did the guest in the Queen's suite
>frick
I know the WoA trilogy will come out later this January. This means all 3 games will be packaged together with everything and HITMAN and HITMAN 2 will be pulled from sale (not affecting people who already own these).
But what will happen to people that do own everything from the first two games, but not the third? Do they get a discount on WoA? Is it going to be like Serious Sam Fusion where you "own" the trilogy, but can only play the first two games' levels in Hitman 3 engine? Will you be able to buy Hitman 3 and complete the trilogy at a later date?
>equip the suit from getting 17 SASO's
>people compliment how good it looks and fits on you
it was worth it bros
>People compliment the Blood Money funeral suit excessively
>The futo suit makes guards who're guarding restricted areas tell you "Ninjas don't use the front door man, at least try to sneak in!"
>All the guard lines for the vampire suit or the Santa suit
I love all the unique dialogue lines they give you for some of the shit you can wear.
What's your favourite way to kill your targets?
I like popping them in the head with a silenced pistol or lodging a knife in their head.
Blowing them up works in a pinch too.
electrocuting, car battery into water makes me kek everytime
I just like good ol' strangling and hiding the body. Only way to make sure they're really dead is to get up close and personal.
It would be the Eliminate contextual pistol kill if not for the registration being super fricky, partially because it shares a bind with melee and as such cannot be used anywhere that a punch to the face applies.
>cannot be used anywhere that a punch to the face applies
Just approach from behind lol
>Just approach from behind lol
No shit, Sherlock.
>if not for the registration being super fricky
Often what seems like it should be behind instead registers as a punch. have a nice day, moron.
You seem mad, maybe you should actually approach from behind. And not on stairs.
random
head
turning
Thank you for demonstrating that you don't actually know the game. Again, have a nice day, moron.
Damn you're really mad. Is it because you're a scrub and have to use this weird cope of "random head turning" that isn't random but because the guard actually did notice you moving or heard you? Maybe you should know the game first :^)
That isn't saying that you should be able to walk up in front of someone with a gun drawn and stealthily shoot them in the back.
I am a melee kill enthusiast, I almost always bring the hunting knife.
QQQQQQQQQQQQQW
Drowning them in toilets.
Lethal injection, or drowning in the toilet.
emetic poison x2 then lethal poison
This is the downstairs living room.
How the frick am I supposed to do the Colorado sniper mission with accidents only? The moment the second dude blows up everyone else starts running.
savescum after every target kill
I already do that, but of what use is it?
I savescummed to 100% The Vector yesterday. You can use it to reroll target positions (it's decided a couple seconds after each successful kill, rather than at the start of the mission). If you get a target who can only be killed with a loud explosion, you're best off reloading until you get one next to an oil drum
Eh, I reloaded like ten times and ALWAYS got one of the chefs in the field kitchen so eventually I said frick it.
This certainly worked better for the "hide all bodies" challenge.
might just be a case of saving too late. good luck either way
why is arcade so fricking shit
I can't play this game. It's freaking me out. It's got pig physics.
WHITE BREAD
why did he do it bros
I want freelancer NOW
I hope they fixed things up from the beta. The mode has promise, but frick playing THOUSANDS of missions to unlock everything.
If it sucks im unironically just going to kms
why is there so much fricking content locked behind paywalls?
Because you will pay for it
Where is season 8 you homosexual!
What new unlocks would you guys like to see?
I think a remote triggered nanomachine syringe with an untraceable electrocution kill would be cool.
that just sounds like the electric phone
Electric phone had no risks and was a legal action, this syringe is almost exactly the same as the lethal poison syringe in terms of risk and execution.
how about a noose so if you accidentally kill someone you can stage their suicide and change it to an 'accident kill'
>shoot someone in the head a few times
>set fire to their corpse
>blow it up
>electrify it
>hang it up by a noose
Yep, that looks like suicide to me
>guy hanging by a noose with a bullet hole in his forehead
>"command, we got a casualty, possible accident"
>Blood Money
>Hold coin in the air but don't throw it
>NPCs are mesmerized
please look at the coin Mr Clarence
I prefer Penelope
I always kick her into the slurry pit.
cute terrorist
unfortunately stuck in the worst map
kinda looks like a younger diana
>kick someone off a 5 foot ledge into some water
>immediately dead
?
Who is stronger Agent 47 or Golgo 13?
47 fricks off.
13 Fricks and the fricks off.
But like professional god assassin standards imo they're pretty equal.
Why does 47 have such a bad aim? I mean, guard are able to shoot you from the opposite of a crowded place with their normal pistol, but when you use one of those, you shoot all over the place.
also
>guards immediatly knowing from where a sniper shot has been made
>guards immediatly knowing from where a sniper shot has been made
honestly this fricking triggered me doing the sniper assassinations. sure its easy enough to shoot your target then immediately move. but its so fricking stupid watching 50 guards run to the exact spot you shot from then just wander around for a bit, did they just get fricking lazy when they programmed that or what?
>COMMAND, YEAH LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S THROWING THINGS AROUND
Absolution is awesome
Every mission in Hope was a blast
*catches coin between my asscheeks*
Is 7DS worth it for the items and suits? It’s the last bit of DLC I haven’t gotten, I assume they’re gonna bundle it with the deluxe version of the new WoA format, and I’m also assuming I’m not getting a fricking discount for owning every DLC prior to 7DS, so is it wise to get it now?
Pls you bald fricks I just wanna know
itll be cheaper to wait for the woa update. honestly the missions arent fun to play. theyre neat gimmicks but set up in an anti-fun way. a couple items are cool, but not game changers. the suits all look pretty good. its not worth $30 though so just wait.
Thanks man
>play vidya my whole life
>even play hitman as a kid
>never got attached to any characters
>now as a grown adult im becoming obsessed with 47
>depressed ill never be as cool as him
Anon just shave head, become fit and get tailored basic suit.
its not that hard.
hey its me hitman
don't mind me
just posting the best Hitman track
For me it's still Ave Maria
Requiem was a kino ending
Not a bad choice anon, here's mine
>Best Hitman track
They don't know...
Hitman Contracts is what pulled me balls deep into the franchise, people often talk about how Blood Money's music is the best in the series but for me Contracts music lives rent free in my head, I love dark gritty urban settings like Thief, Max Payne, Swat 4 and Vampires Masquerade, Contracts did a great job delivering that feel.
>A World of Pure Assassination is done
>This is still the only song Jesper Kyd ever did for it
Why did they get rid of Kyd?
?t=35
What's your favourite 47 quote?
Vroom vroom vroom, ding ding ding.
>Isn't that poison?
>Yes.
>Should I be worried?
>I'm not.
It's probably hack as far as his quotes go but "names are for friends, so I don't need one" that shit is tattooed into my brain
"Ho. Ho. Ho."
>I need to use the bathroom
That should count as a self-inflicted kill.
Smiling 47 makes me so happy...
please look at the photograph
3 games later and Jordan Cross is still the best kill, tbh
>go to set this kill up
>sit down in the chair and wait
>Jordan walks in the room
>sees me
>immediately walks away
Nah the best kill will always be the very first time I discovered the cannon in Sapienza.
Or pricking Cassidy in the middle of the street with a poison syringe while his bodyguard took a minute to investigate a wrench on the floor.
I disagree, Soders has all the best kills
>throws explosive golf ball at the hospital window
>nothing personell mr soders
*shoots the ground 3 times to panic the guards into not seeing me*
heh
What's the top one?
Also, is this the best sniper rifle in the game?
it's the one where you disguise yourself as head surgeon, walk into the surgery control room and tell the machine to drain him of all his blood
super easy to do if you follow the helicopter pilot story
It's tied with Sieger Ghost as the best, depending on whether or not you need the piercing.
sieger ghost is dlc only so just get this instead
https://hitman.fandom.com/wiki/The_White_Ruby_Rude_300_Sniper_Rifle
>sieger ghost is dlc only
No it's not, it's from a Marrakesh escalation
and that escalation is a dlc if you only bought 3
Who the frick is in a Hitman thread having only played H3 and that's it. That escalation is "DLC" the same way the entirety of H1 and H2 are.
>smacks from air
the featured contract UI is fricking horrible. If you want to play any of the early ones you're going to have to skip through a dozen pages before you get to the start.
I just play them as a psychopath who doesn't give a shit about SA anyway just to get the featured contract rewards
>Multiple Hitman threads every day for quite awhile
Why so?
people are hyped about freelancer and it was dirt cheap in the winter sale.
What's his endgame?
Banging some hot bawd dressed as devil.
He bangs guys too. One shot straight to the target's head then home to learn how to play a keytar, just in case.
Right now doing Hokkaido Snow Festival (H3).
Is it intended that I can't save?
i cant remember, but maybe. its so short i dont think i ever felt the need to save.
I am currently grinding Hokkaido and I wanted to savescum some challenges. Oh well, Patient Zero it is, then.
pz sucks for grinding because the level quickly turns into a massacre. then again, you have plenty of targets to practice kill challenges on.
Did anyone here play the seven deadly sins? I hate the Dartmoor escalation.
Why would anyone pay for escalations? They should have done missions like Landslide/A House Built on Sand or Patient Zero. Each mission would be going after a target (or two) who embody the sin in question. That would be worth actual money.
>didn't take you for a virgin, 47
sauce
>47 your next assignment is to enter Hotel room 203 and fornicate with the female inside. Our client has said it's of the upmost priority
PENDEJO!
Aside from the cringe see through walls thing that game's gameplay aspect was ok - but wtf were characters like these. They were all odd but not in a cool-Blood Money and prior games odd - just fricking bizarre.
A Coin you say?
It's a nice gun, I'll give you that. But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever
Hey I have that exact coin
Best girl is Diana. Worst girl is Olivia.
This is an indisputable fact.
Diana is marriage material because she’s actually loyal.
>Poisons you 2 times in your path
I love bossy but still feminine milfs so much bros. It's my mummy issues, isn't it?
I don't do charity.
I can't be the only one who frick this cyber wench
I wanted to save her
>no Tamara Vidal
This is the one sympathetic female target as well. Became friends and stuck up for Diana and the Constant against the lawyer target during their meeting and she either dies being betrayed by him or gets the most brutal kills in the nu trilogy
>smashed by the grape crushes and turned into liquid blood puddy
>eviscerated by razor blades
>slowly freezing to death
Also she's smart enough to recognize 47 and lay an ambush against him. Too bad she didn't realize he could take on an army
she only sticks up for Diana and the constant because she's power hungry herself
t. Don Yates
Her dossier basically says that she got her start as an e-thot and that she’s got so many implants that she’s become more machine than human. I always saw killing her as a mercy.
In both cases, that’s her 4D chessing the main antagonist to get you close enough to kill them. She never actually betrayed you.
Probably doesn’t help that Diana gives off those “strict but affectionate mother who has to juggle home life with a high flying career” vibes. I would know, because my own mother gives off similar vibes.
SIR MORNING GOODS!
>flies safely off into the water
>I’m supposed to assume he died from that
NPCs in this game die from simply putting their face in water for 2 seconds. It’s why you can easily kill Ludmilja with a legshot.
falling into water from that height could kill you
Dumb question but my brain is slow right now, how many years have passed from 47 doing assassination work going from C47 to H3?
47 escapes the asylum and joins the ICA in 1999, C47 takes place in 2000; Hitman 2016 starts in 2019 and Hitman 3 ends in 2021
C47 is 1999-2000 (confirmed in Arrival at ICS Facility)
H3 is 2021 (confirmed in calendar at Mendoza)
>20-21 years
holy shit
he ages much slower than normal humans
LOOK, LOOK DANIEL
SHE'S NICE
47... I would like to speak to the partners directly...
Who are they? I want a contract to kill them specifically.
THAT is Viktor Novikov, head of Sanguine and ringleader of IAGO. Quite the resume.
Oh darling, I'm so hungry.
have you SEEN those patties back there?
>at Bangkok reception
>one booking for hitman agent 47 please
How did that not blow his cover?
Man, I wish I had that jaw.
for me it's the lady on Miami complaining about a ticket scalper in the most ridiculous voice possible
>Miami
OH MY GOOOD!
You read this in her voice.
HE'S JUST SO MEAN!!!!!!!!
Never played a Hitman game before. I'm planning on starting from the first, how well do the earlier games run on newer hardware?
95% of Hitman players strongly advise against playing the first two games first, Codename 47 especially. It's old and jank as frick, more of a proof of concept than anything else. Most people suggest playing nuHitman > BM > Contracts and then trying the others if you're curious. If you're adamant about playing in release order, just start with Contracts; it's more or less a remake of Codename 47 anyways
>BM > Contracts
But Contracts sets up and teases BM's story
>Never played a Hitman game before.
>I'm planning on starting from the first
Don't. The game is quite dated and has some moronic game design.
Start with Blood Money if you want to try out the older games, Contracts is like "the best hits of Hitman" remake, and Silent Assassin isn't dated but it won't grab you enough to stick with the rest of the franchise.
Do yourself a favor and start with Blood Money.
So what is happening right now? Should I buy the games or wait
wait until the 26th if you don't own any of them already
He can just buy hitman 3 and get 1 and 2 for free on the 26th
No, he IS capitalism.
new york is a pretty based map
i don't get why it doesn't get more love
People dislike New York? I've always seen it receiving more praise than Haven Island.
My only issue with it is that the vault is half-baked, there really should have been a bank robber entry-method where you can bring C4 to blow through one of the walls and into the vault. I don't think I've ever used the C4 item a single time, New York was the one mission where it would have been a natural fit.
The new Yorker
These songs are actually the shit and I'm surprised that they aren't more well known. I don't remember if they were in the game at all so maybe that's one of the reasons
she didn't fly so good
it's a hot sauna for you
>7 years later and Hokkaido is still the GOAT map
how did they do it
Sapienza is still the best and you wanting to frick Yuki doesn’t change that.
Actually it's because snow is comfier and Hokkaido doesn't make me have to destroy Covid every time if I want to leave the level. Yuki is just an after the fact net positive
>nice aesthetics
>comfy room
>restaurant makes excellent food
>sauna and spa to relax
>zen garden
I wouldn't mind spending a week or two there.
hokkaido isnt even the best season 1 map. its not even in the top 3 season 1 maps.
>fully utilizes the aesthetics/culture of Japan in the patient areas
>unique high-tech hospital enviroment
>lots of creative and memorable ways to dispatch the targets
>two very different targets, one totally stationary the other roaming everywhere
>47 has a personal connection to the target, very memorable
>by far the best extra mission(Patient Zero)
>Agent 47 wearing a toupee
thats just a bunch of random pointless things you could say about any level. youre just a weeb.
you're a fricking moron
cool argument.
you only have 1 real level left. just take a break. still 10 days till the update.
better argument than "interesting map and targets are pointless"
"interesting map and targets" is subjective nonsense. yuki is a literal who and 47 has zero connection to soders. he only appeared in the tutorial videos and 47 didnt even meet him.
>by far the best extra mission(Patient Zero)
Man, the first time you play that map and seeing counter goes higher and higher was a real "ohhh shit" moment.
Picked it up in the winter sale. Started from Hitman on Hitman 3 now. I did my first run on each level professional, sometimes I run it more than once to try to see what I can pull off (also if the mastery rewards are something I'm chasing), then try to get suit only on master. Just cleared Chongqing on pro day before yesterday, but I'm getting really burned out. I know I'm near the end, but it's taking a lot of willpower to load up the game and do it on master (or even do the next level).
Why are you posting your plastic asiatic in an on-topic thread?
Now that I think about it, Hokkaido is the best map in the entire series.
That's Sapienza
sapienza is overrated as frick and ill die on this hill
the map *could* be great, but none of the missions set there actually use it. the main mission doesnt use the town at all
>but the lab keycard/random opportunity trigger!
you go there to do that once to tick off the challenge and then never again
if desantis roamed the town, the map would be much better utilised, but as it stands, i dont like it, because the map is only as good as the levels set there
>muh map utilization
oh look it's this gay again
the part of the map used by the mission is good by regular standards and complaining that you got more map for free (used in additional content) is fricking moronic
>please, sell me needlessly bloated maps that could be half the size they are and stress my machine far less, but arent and dont solely so ican be sold the fricking dino bosco mission!
There are 3 additional missions for Sapienza. The Author, The Icon and Landslide.
>bloated maps that stress my machine
Black person you don't know a god damn thing about video game engines, do you?
im not him, im just
i just dislike it because it feels like wasted potential
would have loved some opportunity with the church/priest
im convinced that desantis was meant to roam the town, and it was changed at the last minute. landslide is a rewrapping of the cut content; youd have the chance to disguise as the priest and hear desantis confession; instead of the PI storyline we got, the meeting would occur in the building where abiatti meets his lawyer
MISTAH
JASON
PORTMAN
Marrakesh > Hokkaido > Sapienza
For me it's?
>Berlin
>Whittleton creek
>New york
>Whittleton creek
it's loosely based on the best Blood Money level, no wonder it's so good
those are all the levels i loved the first time i played them, then hated them on replays. berlin is a fricking labyrinth and instantly loses the cool gimmick of actually hunting down the agents. whittleton needed to be like 50% bigger with more variety and less fake houses. ny completely botched the bank heist angle by just putting the keys right outside the vault and making you do it every time you play it.
>Paris
>Hokkaido
>Haven
>New York
>Dartmoor
>Berlin
Simple as
Simple as what?
simple as
Simple as what?
Simple as lad, simple as
Is Hitman 1-3 a reboot or a direct continuation from Absolution? And why did they choose such a naming convention anyway?
absolution was soft retconned. the whole thing with 47 being on the run and diana "dying" never happened, but the targets are still canon.
Did you never beat absolution? It had the second best final level at the time of release
>47 being on the run
Travis' faction ≠ ICA as a whole
>and diana "dying"
She's alive in the last cutscene
you dumb Black folk should kiss. match made in heaven. or maybe "heaven".
>still no argument
It's alright anon, maybe next time eh?
It's a direct continuation and all past games are referenced
>why did they choose such a naming convention anyway?
Because normies didn't play the older games
>the whole thing with 47 being on the run and diana "dying" never happened
Those two things are solved in Absolution itself, moron
>47 is still a ghost/legend who's never been traced back to a kill
>He canonically shot the club owner from Absolution in the head with an unsilenced gun through a VIP room mirror
?
he ran away really fast
imagine putting out an apb for a sinister looking bald man leaving a strip club.
Just got hitman 1 goty and 2 golden on steam like a week ago, should I buy hitman 3 deluxe now or wait for that world of assassin's deluxe
you fricked up. itll be cheaper to buy 3 now because on the 26th it includes 1 and 2 and goes up $20. or you can roll the dice and hope do a last minute change to the bundle that makes it cheaper for previous owners like theyre doing with dlc.
It's not that bad since he would have to buy the DLC for 1 and 2 anyway.
1 goty and 2gold were like $10 hitman 3 deluxe is like $24 where do you buy your steam games from
owners of 3 get 1 and 2 for free.
Owners of hitman 3 will have to pay an extra $30 for the hitman 2 dlc (the only thing that's worth any amount of money in the WoA deluxe pack) after the 26th
$30 for all dlc is still a reduced price.
>Those two things are solved in Absolution itself, moron
doesnt matter. io decided they never happened.
>no argument
I'll accept the concession
my argument is that 47 doesnt have a big scar on the back of his head and still has the barcode. now pull some bullshit handwave for that out of your ass.
>my argument for why Diana is alive isn't that she's shown alive in Absolution's last cutscene, is that 47's design wasn't 100% accurate in the Legacy cutscene
So C47 isn't canon because 47's sniping spot didn't have a Casino logo
Silent Assassin isn't canon because there's no way to bring the poisoned sushi to Hayamoto Jr.
Blood Money isn't canon because A Vintage Year takes place in the jungle, not the mountains and 47's suit doesn't have the striped tie
I hope for your sake you're inbred because at least it'd explain the autism
>>my argument for why Diana is alive
stopped reading here. go back to my post where i said "dying". emphasis on the quotes.
So still no argument besides 'I dun't like it :('
>stopped reading here
Because you have no way to reply
Anon said he got the game and it's dlc for $10 which is a better discount than $30
yeah ok whatever, youre right. he should wait for the 26th and pay $70. i dont even know what your trying to argue.
The only hitman game I've played is absolution and I don't understand the hate it gets
play blood money or nuhitman and youll understand.
it's a pretty competent tps/action game in the same vein as uncharted or something, but it's not hitman. it's essentially an unnecessary "re-imagining" of the franchise but darker and edgier in the wrong ways. it's akin to DmC or the thief reboot. if it was its own IP, nobody would care, but because it shits all over the Hitman legacy, people didn't like it.
If you want a 1 to 1 comparison pick Splinter Cell Conviction. Somehow Hitman and Splinter Cell moved in the exact same direction in the early 10s
this is the only thing Absolution was good for
Run for your Life is a good mission. No idea what it has to do with Hitman but it's a well executed take on what a Jason Bourne game should be like.
Best mission by far
Do you think sprinting could be added to nuHitman? I didn't used to mind jogging but some of the maps (2's especially) are just too fricking big, I'd really love a way to trim down the downtime between targets
>footsteps turn super loud so you're bound to get caught sprinting indoors
>sprinting like a maniac is a suspicious action (unless you're wearing an athletic disguise)
alternate idea: let me pay coins to the mumbai taxis to teleport around the map
jogging is suspicious enough already, every time I watch hitman speedruns, it breaks immersion to see 47 jogging through parties and formal events
that's why people started doing "cinematic runs"
>jogging is suspicious enough already
i mean you are right, but did you play the original assassins creed? having to walk everywhere was fricking annoying
MISERICORDIA
>when you accidentally drink the drink that's billowing green smoke
*yarmulke hits the floor*
god i wish that was me
>not a ghost, arctic, or leviathan
ngmi
they all look goofy anon, my 47 is all about CLASS
I bet IO brings back Alec Trevelyan for their 007 game.
I only wish every ET was like the 1st. I don't care if it takes 8 months to implement and there are no other ETs during that (or, just cycle the ones from HM1/2 idc)
I just can't give less of a shit about the ETs, but I really enjoyed sean bean being in the game.
>bought all the modern Hitmans on sale recently
>cant be asked to play em
I'm so tired bros
>cant be asked to play em
please play hitman bro
Is it just me or does button pressing to subdue someone go much faster on console? Whenever I watch a mrfreeze vid he knocks them out super fast but seems to take much longer for me on pc. Maybe im just a boomer though and dont realize
Just let me frick Diana
In the butt
The hottest woman is Yuki Yamazaki because she's Japanese and Japanese women are the hottest in the world.
The best song in Hitman is the song played in Sapienza when you are showing the guy the video of his dead mother on the projector.
COME BACK TO ME
I WILL FIND
47 WAYS
TO MAKE YOU MINE
;_;
Yeah, pure kino
FIZANO!
HIT THE LIGHTS!
FIZAAAANOOOOOO!
all the unlocks for the featured contracts are just for completing them aren't they? so i can just ignore the optional objectives and explode everyone? and what the score is just for leaderboard gays?
>so i can just ignore the optional objectives and explode everyone? and what the score is just for leaderboard gays?
yes and yes
thank god. time to unwind after grinding all the saso's
literally just blast through them and do the 70 in one sitting; its the easiest way to get it over and done with. if a contract requires not getting spotted or all bodies hidden or something, just skip it
Yeah, you can do whatever in contracts, as long as it's allowed.
Asked this a few threads ago but haven't found anything yet....does anyone know of a method or mod to replace music in a level in H3? Wanna substitute Nielsen tracks with Kyd's.
don't think there is an easy way, video game sound engines are pretty complex nowdays
Am I missing something here? He's just standing out there too, not even moving.
Nu Hitman map doesn't track movement
The race isn’t over, their model isn’t actually in the car.
There's a man
goin' round
takin' names
Is 47 canonically a virgin?
Yes
i believe so, which begs the question. how big is his wiener? would they have given him a big one because hes a supersoldier and all that, or a small one so he can tactically hide when wearing disguises?
Considering his body is essentially crafted, they probably went with small and sufficient, just for the purposes of waste disposal
Does Diana shave?
how is this fricking thread still up?
People like Hitman
Because nearly 30 hour thread, lessgo
Hi, Battler!
Ganker would have multiple 24h+ threads with quality posting if the mods weren't such homosexual enablers and manned up enough to start hard lining vs. /misc/tards
>/misc/ is the problem
nah you are
Ganker is on a major hitman kick right now. i for one am rather enjoying it
one of the most iconic vidya franchises EVER, and the main critique of it is the pricing/frickfest of purchasing dlc - which are both being fixed in the new update. its hype time homie
>one of the most iconic vidya franchises EVER
yeah but not really tho
>Huh? What was that noise?
stealth master
Don't mind me, just your usual anime lover.
huh
must've been the wind
I focus.
on the pain.
The only thing that's real.
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
Still the best
I kinda miss how you would have to pay for weapon/suit retrieval. Especially considering when you shoot a subsonic sniper all the guards still know exactly where you shot from, I tend to just ditch it on the spot
freelancer mode soon
Is that returning in freelancer?
its gonna have rogue-like elements where you lose equipment if you ditch it, and you can buy it back from some arms dealer NPC
Oh nice, any idea if you can have more than one item then? Love me some hoarding
Yeah you can if you don't use them up. You can store em in your safehouse basement