Floigan Check

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Uhh, this ain't looking good. Oh wait...
>Dreamcast [X]
Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you will never be a meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be Floigan.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same level designer as Sonic the Hedgehog 1-3 by the way

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Real talk: I don't care about making Floigan a meme. For me, Floigan is a way of life. Floigan is the future. Floigan is a revolution of the mind's eye. A renaissance of the soul. Even if there wasn't one single other person on earth that found this funny, I'd still post it, because I'm dead serious. I'm not joking. I legitimately believe in the floigsperience. God spoke to me and told me that the floigsperience was necessary for destroying judaism and reviving national socialism, which will become national floiganism. You don't understand what's happening here; this isn't about memes, this is the world being changed before our very eyes. It isn't mine, it never was. Nobody owns this. Floigan is eternal, and now, Floigan is free. Floigan is a gift from God.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      reddit humor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wasn't joking

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you will never be funny

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            floig off kid

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Floigan Brothers, Moigle and Hoigle, live by themselves in their very own junkyard. Moigle is the larger of the two brothers, and is not controlled by the player. Hoigle, on the other hand, is directly controlled by the player. The two act as opposites; Moigle is larger and dimwitted, while Hoigle is smaller and far more intelligent than his brother. Moigle decides to surprise his brother with a machine, the only catch is that the parts he needs are scattered around their junkyard. Thus, Hoigle and Moigle begin to look for parts to the machine by solving various puzzles. However, hovering above the junkyard in a blimp, is Baron Malodorous. He wants the junkyard for his own uses, and sends out his cat mercenaries to weed out the Floigan Brothers. By defeating the Baron's cats, the brothers can find the parts to Moigle's machine.

    yeah nah sorry I'm out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      floigiltered.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Floigan on Ganker? How is this possible?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you've seen nothing yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he probably got rangebanned from /vr/

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >episode 1
    Did they actually expect to make squels to this shit? Hahahahahaha

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post the rap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayo, real quick,
      lemme drop a dime on ya...

      we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
      we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

      we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
      bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

      we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
      and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

      we come from the past, to bring some news,
      "Floigan Bros. here to fight the israelites!"

      with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
      we return from '01 to correct the course

      but we can't do it, not without you,
      and not without the man who said Floigan will do

      Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
      saw the future in us when we was still on the table

      casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
      Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

      and now it's time, that we done some work,
      the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

      the israelites on the run, early passover,
      it's bout time for Mario to move over

      now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
      but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

      the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
      but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

      word.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yo... yo... yo, now check it...

        we was starin' at the blue sky, started feelin' so high,
        lookin' for an answer in the clouds as they flew by

        sun came out and found one, name was Stolar,
        made the man president and fired him (bipolar)

        God had the same plan, made the same man,
        took him back and left a name in the sand

        had a talk with big G, asked him what's the D?
        said we had to do for SEGA what Bernie did for we

        yeah, life been hard without Saint Bernard,
        gettin' by on broken bottles and smokin' the shards

        but we knew we had a mission, couldn't be dissin'
        loaded the gats and left for khazar fishin'

        pulled up, saw a rabbi by the temple
        clicked the 9 and left him with a new
        dimple

        next stop was Mario, put him in the car to go,
        had him tied up and beggin' sayin' "I'm-a sorry-o!"

        'membered Big Bern, stomach starta turn,
        put the gun to the plumber and await the lesson learned

        pulled the trigger, no more wahoo,
        no more Nintendo and no more israelite

        looked back at the sky, saw a friend,
        he looked down and said "the future is Floigan"

        we out.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yo I'm down with dat contrarian shit knawmsayn? And since everyone is against da Floigans, dat means I'm DOWN wit da Floigans

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a meme anyways

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No Floigan bro ever called me a incel or chud. I'm with the Floigan. I'm on the white mans side.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      chud
      t. floiganbro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the duality of floigan

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >During development Bernie Stolar, the president of SEGA, said that "Floigan will do for SEGA what Mario did for Nintendo."[4]
    holy fricking cringe, amerifatfricks really are clueless braindead morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >During development Bernie Stolar, the president of SEGA, said that "Floigan will do for SEGA what Mario did for Nintendo."[4]
      holy fricking based, eurocucks really do seethe whenever America wins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Brain to small to enjoy the Floigan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.segaretro.org/Press_release:_1996-05-16:_%27NiGHTS%27_ON_SEGA_SATURN_MEANS_LIGHTS_OUT_FOR_COMPETITION
      >It's nightmare on Sony Street and bedtime for Mario's N64.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Moigle and Hoigle... Moigle and Hoigle...
    Real frickin clever. You can make, you can make rhymes about Floigan. real frickin clever. It's real funny, it's real cute. i really like that, Moigle and Hoigle. Did you think of that on your own??? You know, you know there are some people out there, there are some people, who Floigan matters a whole GODDAMN LOT to. And we're not gonna let them down. We're not gonna let some butthole who thinks he's being clever say "Moigle and Hoigle" because YOU KNOW WHAT? Floigan does NOT Moigle and Hoigle! You don't know anything, you don't know ANYTHING, about Floigan. It's disgusting actually, it's literally DISGUSTS me how little you actually know about Floigan. You don't know ANYTHING about Floigan. You know, why don't you crack a fricking book or something, you know? Why don't you watch a feature film with Floigan in it, huh, before you go around making fricking comments like "Moigle and Hoigle!" WHAT THE FRICK? You know, there are babies out there, that know more about Floigan than you do. You know, you're like a fricking cultureless neanderthal, you know? Because you know, because you don't know a fricking thing about Floigan, you subhuman piece of shit. Go around saying "Oh, Moigle and Hoigle!" NOOO! You know, I'm... I'm an important member of the FloigFAQs.net community, and... You know, when you mess with the Floigans, you mess with us. I'm a moderator on the Moigle Discussion Board, and you better be fricking glad this is not FloigFAQs.net right now, because your ass, you would get the banhammer so GODDAMN FAST... You wouldn't even see it coming. "Moigle and Hoigle" motherfricker...... You..... *laughs*... You subhuman piece of shit... Read a fricking fanfic you piece of shit!!!!!!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Starting to get real desperate to force theme shit meme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bro that's nothing. you haven't even seen the shit i've spammed on /misc/. i am committed to spreading the floigsperience. i am the emissary of the floig.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    need more Floigan OC

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i still don't even know what the game plays like

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's why you need to floigsperience it for yourself

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yo Floiggas imma boutta take da plunge. Tips?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      1. frick israelites
      2. frick magpies
      3. don't let the cookies burn
      4. abuse moigle when necessary but treat him with love and appreciation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stay Floigan.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IT WAS ALL A DREAMCAST
    I USED TO READ FLOIGAN MAGAZINE

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what Discord and Ganker does to a motherfricker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >what no floigan does to a troony

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FLOIGAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

      Seething nintendie ags. They fear the Floigan Future

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        one day some alt right streamer or tik tok gay is going to find this and it'll blow up and suddenly a willing army of broccoli hairs will be heiling floigan and reciting the floigan rap. it's only a matter of time.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FLOIGAN SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wrong quote, that was John Romero

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So, if it was so ambitious and used cheap teach, why did the Dreamcast fail?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a necessary strategic move. like sacrificing a rook for a pawn. the Dreamcast died so Floigan could live. it's all an intricate tapestry.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      might be hard for zoomers to imagine, but PS2 was an absolute juggernaut

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like itty bitty baby here has been floig'd

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    can confirm, i have 3 kids and i literally unironically own a copy of this game

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is this game any good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just like [your favorite game of all time] but with [all the things you didn't like about your favorite game] removed. Real Floigan shit

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Floigan is the most important game ever made.

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