foamstars

uh okay sony what the frick
foamstars everybody

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still birth: the game

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this real? i thought it was just a game about people who use foam guns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the characters themselves generate the foam from their bodies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unlimited soapies...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DO NOT FRICK SOAP

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it a form of waste?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aside from the obvious coomer answer, canonically, where is she emitting foam from? Did the single intern at Square who did all of the writing and world-building for their latest $100M AAA live service game even think of that?

          foam orifices

          Where on her body are they located?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds like one of the shitty garbage powers they give to background mutants in x-men.
        >Oh no, soap-bubble teen got shot in the head by villain of the week!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure it's only her who does. The rest just use foam guns the brown girl invented or something.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm reminded of ninjala being about dragged adults but actually only some of them are deaged and the rest are actual kids.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dragged
            *Deaged

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix: Lets sell off Eidos and Crystal Dynamics! Foamstars is the future!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >looks better with an inkling mask
    what does it mean?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All the characters should've been e-girls and shotas

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an inkling living in a human world

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >looks better with an inkling mask
        what does it mean?

        Fixed the text for (You)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now I will save.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's with the red splotch on her head and the hair kept at the side

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's where I was saving some of the detail from the second anon's downscale, but forgot to remove it.
            Fixed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Perfect, saved

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek can't wait for this image to be posted all over twitter

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ears still not pointy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now change the text to reference her peeing herself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from the obvious coomer answer, canonically, where is she emitting foam from? Did the single intern at Square who did all of the writing and world-building for their latest $100M AAA live service game even think of that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        foam orifices

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where on her body are they located?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            back of the knee

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        going by the image her head apparently?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It just looks like a bubble is touching her head rather than being produced from it, her hair is completely flattened whereas it would be elevated above the bubble if it originated from her scalp.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sweat glands

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Skin pores can excrete sweat and lots of other nasty bodily fluids.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      erotic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what does it mean?

      That marketing works.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Fixed the text for (You)

      deepest lore

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They aren't gonna beat splatoon knockoff allegations

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever the Frick this is, is not worth the money.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything must be a reference to muh identity

    Can someone just call me and let me know when shoving this shit into every piece of entertainment has become passé?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >let me know when shoving this shit into every piece of entertainment has become passé?

      It already has, it's just that everything coming out now has been in the pipeline for years. Shit that has become unfashionable still takes awhile after the fact to disappear.

      Wait another 2-3 years and you're going to see a dearth of that shit because it's no longer new and interesting in either a positive or negative way. Something worse/equally cringe could take its place though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh identity
      Really? That's your takeaway from this fricking foam secretion freak shit?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >name is Soa
    >makes foam like SOAp

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WTF they ripped off Ninjala

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idgi
    Is it a pussy juice thing?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lust provoking image

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It always comes off as really pathetic when Sony tries to copy a Nintendo product this hard. Is it a bigger joke than that smash clone they tried with donte?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The idea of a mash-up fighting game didn't start with Smash Bros so I don't think using the same idea was all that bad (though the game itself was bad), it was also a chance to make a game with non-nintendo characters that people liked.
      This is pretty blatantly just splatoon with foam instead of ink
      They're even using children as the playable characters

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing this, its not just Splatoon. Now it just makes me think that storywise, this is similar to how ARMS did things.

      Random people in the world end up with this strange power or mutation that alters their bodies and now people of that kind are somehow brought together to compete in some sort of competition. Hell, I won't be surprised if there ends up being an evil scientist character who ends up being a boss in the game who is also playable.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fricked up thing is this game has a story mode, but it's basically shooting targets for practice and training how each character works while the characters ramble on about their motivations and why they do what they do to contextualize being foamstars as combat celebrities. Then the plot ends entirely and it's multiplayer from then on.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds completely fine tho?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a PS+ only always online game where, once March 5th hits, will require $30 to purchase, so you decide if the value is fine for that

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the author's thinly veiled fetish: the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty generous to say that this game had an 'author'

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the entire marketing department, from research to advertising, was completely out to lunch for this one

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grool is one of my fetishes

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being out in public and a little girl foams all over you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely you would be owed some sort of compensation, right?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troony character
    No buy

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the point of making them foam-producing mutants?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Avoid copyright from Nintendo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It quite easily could've just been explained that they use super soakers or some shit.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno guys, fat pink elephant girls are just so much easier to wank to

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >foam
    those are bubbles

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have a e-girl foam all over you
    Why even live Gankerros?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if your piss foams consistently, it usually means you have a kidney problem.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the battles are watersports but with this mystery secretion foam instead of piss
    WTF Square?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >completely unrelated twitter screencap from literal who

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >one woman named Penny Gwyn was raised by penguins and seals
    >have cartoony artwork for them in image stills and everything
    >when they show the character in a dialogue box the seal and penguin are fricking normal ass realistic looking 3D model captures or some shit versus a goddamn masked anime character speaking to them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

      Anyways, I can see this game being alive for some time (if its good) and sticking around but I can definitely see it becoming F2P after a couple of years like PUBG. After all, its Splatoon but for other platforms.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO I'M PERPETUALLY CLEAN WHAT A FREAK I AM
    Seriously?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >little girl + foam
    You sick, sick bastards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Soulless

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this 40 freedom dollars?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's playstation plus only until next month, where it hits $30
        and will probably be dead by then

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was talking about the costume, not the game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does ice cream have anything to do with foam?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is precisely where I knew they were fricked when it comes to concept. The big think about Inklings and their Ink-theming is that anything and everything that produces some form of liquid can fit into a Splatoon arsenal. Many of them are just a funny-looking gun, but they could easily be understood to be Super-Soaker analogues that are all about further firing off that same liquid, and all of the flex weapons like paint buckets, umbrellas, and even the roller-brushes all lean heavily into that theme. It all aligns as some kind of paint/ink distribution scheme, and they don't need to ever break this trend.

      Foamstars needs to keep that up, but with foam. Other than bath bubbles and champagne foam, how do you keep this up? We already have this clown girl who is covered in pastries and has an ice-cream gun, but that doesn't have to do with foam. And if she's going to deliberately break ranks like that because it kind-of looks fluffy, at that point you can put any stupid thing in and it doesn't need to be foam-related. There's incongruity and it clearly wasn't thought out for more than an hour, where Splatoon was future-proofed by design.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >52 gal not chaotic evil

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >splatoongay
          Leave

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bubble wand
        >shaken can of soda that explodes into a bunch of foam
        >big sponge
        >egg beater with meringue
        >box of packing peanuts
        >spay foam insulation gun
        hmm.........this is harder than I thought

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When the frick did they add a P-90 to splatoon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's splatoon 2

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Splatoon 2

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man at least Splatoon had the decency to actually go all out with its setting to the point that people now love hearing girls cum gargling in their songs.

    I still don't understand why Foamstars ahs this pseudo-casino theming to it.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are the bubbles they ooze made out of? Sweat? Fatty tissue? Lactate? Because anything other then the 'magic bubble dimension' implies they're just absolutely oozing bodily fluids everywhere.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So which half of Squeenix was responsible for this game: Squaresoft or Enix?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enixsoft

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess growing up is a Foam Adventure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You only use Carlos when you say something witty, not something moronic.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why everyone is upset

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wokeness

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how to describe these characters other than rejected fortnite skins

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont understand this trend overwatch started where every character needs to have one signature weapon instead of just making generic characters that can use any weapon. I guess it's trying to make them marketable or build more hype when new characters get added, but it just seems like it makes it way harder to add content.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Le epic funny pun names
        I hate this so much

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tell me about it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dead game
            Yup, checks out

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not a single one of those is a pun.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Master Mummy
            Why not Mister Mummy?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it pronounced Agito or Deltagito? Also I have no idea what that pun would be.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are these the new nu-pokemon gym leaders?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they really didn't need to explain why they used foam. or at least say it was secreted from their bodies?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't understand why everyone is upset
      Nobody is

      Wokeness

      >Wokeness
      Name 1 single think woke about this. I'll patiently wait

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What does the foam smell like?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the penguin girl

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Her name is meant to be "soap" without the p
    OOOOOH, SHIT!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her last name begins with a P
      >Soa P.
      >soapy

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of name is Soa?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The name a parent who hates their child gives them.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was this type of backstory really necessary? Can't you just be party people fighting each other with foam? There was really no need to over-complicate a simple premise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen the "Pen Gwyn" backstory? The one where a live action seal calls her over her codec and tells her about needing to save the world?

      Things like the OP image are there to be funny, making a ridiculous premise even more ridiculous.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did this pile of shit delay Dawntrail? a viper needs to vipe vindows goddamnit.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is gonna go through the effort of making dedicated foam porn of this game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ai guys?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Foamstars is the best game SE has made in a long time tbh
    Probably will be there biggest IP for a while

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so the e-girl pees soap? and it's foamy soap? actually i'm really confused about what foamstars even is at this point do you point your pecker at people and piss on them? that's a pretty fukken funny FPS if so: First Person Sprayer.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they're really going to lean into the troony colors thing, huh? Make it some wacky "body acceptance" story? Yuck.

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