For many people, this will be the final game they ever play before they commit suicide or quit gamin...

For many people, this will be the final game they ever play before they commit suicide or quit gaming. Has any game ever had to live up to such high stakes? There’s been games like Fire Emblem Awakening which would’ve been the series finale if it had flopped, and the upcoming WWE2K22 which has been delayed because 2K will lose their license if it’s as bad as the last one, but this game needs to fulfill entire human lives.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For many people, this will be the final game they ever play before they commit suicide or quit gaming
    Get off Ganker for awhile if you seriously think this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be 37 when it comes out.
      I plan on it to be the last long game I play for quite some time. So in that sense it is an ending for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Botw 2 though. My hype for both games is about equal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey I'll be 37 when it comes out too anon!
        But I also plan to play Stalker 2 in april, F&H Termina, Scorn, Sons of the Forest, Silksong...if they ever come out

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down schizo. It's just Dark Souls with a horse. Which is what we want.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a huge difference between Dark Souls with a horse and Dark Souls 3 with a horse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the knight cowering from the guy with the flail

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cause hes a griffith cosplayer. and hes going to rape him

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have faith in FromSoft to have shit netcode and garbage online on day 1. The game will suck and you can only begin the game as the jester class. People will commit suicide en masse.

    Miyazaki smiles.

    Honk Honk.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit about this game and I think it sucks.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's been said about a lot of games and it's pretty much never true, or at least not true enough to be relevant.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get so excited for new games but now I don’t really care. So yeah this might be the final game I look forward to in any capacity. I turn 29 next year so I guess that’s as good a time as any to kill myself.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me why everything is being released in January, it seems like every good thing is being released early next year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tax reasons? I don't know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so they can get goverment money because "muh covid makes profit go down"
      and then max profit again like every soulles corporation these days

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i can already feel this game is going to get me to finish all the backlog RPG games i have sitting there for years. cant wait.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody here planning on getting it for PS4? what are your expectations on performance and visuals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same as DS3 and BB maybe better framepacing

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought I'd skip it but the more I think about it, I've never played a Souls game on launch and I recently got a Series X so this one would be interesting. I just wish more gameplay was shown.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never played a souls game. Ill probably play Demons Spuls PS5 and then this

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is probably the Souls game I have the least hype about. I'm so burned out of Souls style games that I couldn't care less if the game is going to be great or pure garbage. I'm still going to play but I couldn't really care less about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fromsoft can only make dark souls now. no more armored core or kings field or anything like that. just more dark souls

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are the seething invaders still going to buy it? There was a massive shitshow of a thread last night full of PvP gays complaining that they can't invade solo players anymore and trying to assert that people only play it for the PvP.

    Will PvP Black folk be purchasing Elden Ring or committing suicide?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully the latter. Playing soulsborne to twink in early areas deserves the death penalty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We have one vote for suicide. Can we get more calls for PvP gays to commit suicide?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maximum weapon range is 3 and maximum character level range is 5
        >nooooo, you can't abstain from level ups and upgrades and go back to an area you like to invade, the game has no balance, waaah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm definitely going to dismantle you and your phantoms making you seeze about "I've been matchmaked with a souls pvp player, the game has no balance"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We have one for purchase! Please reply to this post if you're going to amend your answer to suicide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully the latter. Playing soulsborne to twink in early areas deserves the death penalty.

      We have one vote for suicide. Can we get more calls for PvP gays to commit suicide?

      Reminder invading has always been a core mechanic and if you're too shit to deal with it you can just play offline. You guys seethe more than pvpgays. Killing filthy gankers and going up against shit players with multiple phantoms have always been the most fun invasions. That being said I still wasn't a fan of the trend towards gay dueling and fighting exclusively gankers. Just have the invasions be totally random like they used to be. It's more fun not knowing what you'll get instead of knowing 98% of the time you know you're getting a host, at least one phantom, and 3 blue shitters to use as estus recharges.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For many people, this will be the final game they ever play before they commit suicide or quit gaming. Has any game ever had to live up to such high stakes?
    MGSV did believe it or not, Ganker unanimously hyped it up to such an extend that i never see other games managed to be on such level of hype since.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >PS4 graphics
    Dead on arrival.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about graphics over gameplay
      Found the homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bloodborne is the best looking game of all time

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, imagine buying the bullshit hype and killing yourself after playing the b-team money grab instead of waiting for the actual masterpiece.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >For many people, this will be the final game they ever play before they commit suicide or quit gaming
    It is my case, I am done with Gaming after ER's release

    ALL VIDEO GAMES SUCK Black DONKEY BALLS SINCE MGS4 EXCEPT FROMSOFTWARE'S GAMES!
    There I said it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try Death's Gambit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Death's Gambit
        2D? Nope, thanks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon, but is it worth revisiting for the new content they've added recently?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't know, I only started after the new content update.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ew, filename and subtitle mismatch

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was never excited or gave a frick so whatever this ends up being I'll be content with. I've enjoyed every fromsoft game I've played in one way or another so I doubt this will be any different.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring is too early in the year to stop playing games or off yourself. At least wait until March until Stranger of Paradise comes out.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shame

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont worry all the hype buying moron cattle already killed themselves on 2077 launch

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