For people who actually care about game design

I can't be the only one who's completely dejected by how little consumers and the industry care about the actual game design or how little so called "experts actually even understand the medium. There are games devs which don't know how to make games, there are no reviewers who understand what makes a game good or bad and there are no consumers who care about gameplay. From Ganker to Reddit all yall morons just care about boobs, shiny gameplay, woke or boobies.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give RE4 goty of 2023.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be upset about here. Both RE4s are amazing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >RE4
          >character position naturally moves according to the animation and it all goes smoothly as a professional would do it
          >REM4KE
          >The entire world spontaneously turns 180 degrees and hulk spends 7 hours shaking his hands for no reason

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jazz hands!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. BG3 felt like a bit of a slog, and I don't think there's enough going on to warrant repeat playthroughs despite the class and customization system.

      I've played through re4r plenty of times and have done all the challenges (cat ears and such). It's just way more fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was just behind bg3 for me. The way death stranding was for sekiro.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yall
    go back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice one, pedro. as a white man you can now suck my penis. your dream is now about to come true.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he got cucked by a fricking beaner

        Go back where? I've been on v since 2000s you are a frick wit

        [...]

        Cause you're a moron who doesn't care about playing games

        I'm sure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back where? I've been on v since 2000s you are a frick wit

      I'd give RE4 goty of 2023.

      Cause you're a moron who doesn't care about playing games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the only game of 2023 that actually has replay value. Once you beat Totk or BG3 there's never reason to come back.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok yeah but the core gameplay loop is bland as frick. It's too clunky to be exhilarating and its not clunky enough to be methodical

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've played and beat the original more times than both of you and still think the remakes great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The remakes is literally this. All the changes involve making the game more "appealing" for normies: turning the game into generic "cinematic" third person shooter shit, removing the cheese, censoring Ashley and Ada etc.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot image

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like an expert. so when is your game coming out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You joke but you’re not wrong. He should consider game design. When you start feeling this way it’s because you recognize problems in the field you’re interested in, they irritate you because you know they could be better. If you see a dusty corner, then dust it. Don’t negotiate with yourself whether you’re qualified to sweep cobwebs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they irritate you because you know they could be better.
        Then you try it and realize it's not as easy as you thought when b***hing on Ganker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds like what should be happening anyway, it’s how we grow is to try things and make mistakes and gain perspective.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the quality of discussion on Ganker would greatly improve if more people tried developing a game.

            There would be a lot less clueless, generic, worthless bratty b***hing.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normalgays don't buy games because of quality but by how much hype it generates and which e-celeb is shilling it.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does this webm prove?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captcha: JAWS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Sage

      liar

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do OG gays realize these threads have the exact opposite effect on people? It makes them not want to play the original but play the Remake because the posters posting the shit coming across childish and moronic. Nobody wants to associate with a game that has those kind of people shilling it. One would think the original fans would be older and mature individuals. But turns out that's not the case they couldn't be more immature if they tried

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care if you play the game. have a nice day for all I care. My issue is that there are no voices who show any understanding of what makes games good and they've been going down the shitter for a decade now and that doesn't seem to stop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you're the type of person to refuse to play one of the greatest videogames ever made because a person on Ganker was annoying about it, you're a serious moronic Black person and you should have a nice day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The remake simps have always been the annoying and childish ones, normalgay. I still remember how hard you cried over Crowbat or ssethed that people still play the original verion after the remake came out.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the NPD schizo is back

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The final boobies was supposed to be story btw. You can't play 99% of jr"pg"s

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original is great while the remake is good.

    The remake is not bad enough to be completely shut down, and is a functionally good enough game.
    Unfortunately, that means that valid criticisms against it can be deflected by asinine reviews, developers, and anonymous posters on a Mongolian flute-carving forum.
    I still play the original. I do not do that for the remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. From 9.5/10 to 7.5/10.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like 5/10. Stop lowering standards.

        Even this, I don't care about wokeness (tho that added style to the game which is appreciated) when can we discuss how boring the gameplay is?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much this. From 9.5/10 to 7.5/10.

          I would have given it a plain 7/10.
          It's not the worst thing in the world, and if it wasn't living in the shadow of the original I would have probably enjoyed myself a lot more than I did.
          The problem is that when I played it I always was comparing it to the original in my mind.
          With no previous experience for it to contend with, it's an average and playable game that I might have spent more time on.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crowbcat was right in the end, the only truth is the reality

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Other people are stupid only I know what's good reeeeee" The Post
    Autism type thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does the new one "remake" the risk reward scenario of positioning in the OG? Why shouldn't I just shoot with a sniper rifle from millions of miles away?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not only are you too moronic to form an understandable sentence, but you're also doubling down on your tism. You made a post about how nobody cares about videogame design and then you go into this very specific one example about something you noticed. Ok, so?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > specific example
          > is literally the core foundation of the gameplay

          You don't understand games

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doubling down
            kek. yes you autistic frick, you're just too smart for us mere mortals. Talking about some example in some chink video game is very specific when you have a whole industry with thousands of videogames to consider.

            Just shut the frick up already

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're tasteless AND mad

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You're a cumbrained cuckold with an inferiority complex. I'm definitely smarter than you in terms of game design.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You don't understand games
            Not him but this type of sentence is exactly why people hate you and don't want to talk with you about anything. You morons always have to come off as the most pretentious c**ts even in the unprobable case that you might have the start of sensible argument.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That Black person doesn't know why positioning is important in an action game why the frick should I think he understands how games work

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That Black person doesn't know why positioning is important in an action game why the frick should I think he understands how games work
                This is what a full blown sperg moment looks like. I engaged with none of your points about this moronic game, as none of them prove the original post which speaks to a rot of the entire industry without any actual premises to validate the claim, just 1 (one) anecdote. kek

                I can unironically tell you're not neurotypical though, so this will be my last reply. You clearly should have been bullied more.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > knows is a moron
                > has to runaway to save face on an anonymous message board

                Pussy

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, we are so done with your boomer shooters where you can't move and shoot. No one wants games to go back to 2005, but you old people who can't move on. RE is now more popular than ever because they left behind this old nonsense. No one for a second believes this stuff is anything but archaic except for guys who won't let go of your childhood. It's over. You'll never be young again. We are all moving on. Either join us in the future or get left behind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RE is now "popular" because they bent over for normalgays and secondaries that don't care about the series.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        RE was always a franchise for normal people. Did you really think back in the day a zombie shooter by the guys who made Street Fighter 2 was a niche thing? Nope. Normal people played and loved it. Then they got tired of the same old crap. So Capcom evolved RE, then people got tired of that, so they evolved again. But you boomers want to keep playing the same exact game over and over and think RE should pander to you. It shouldn't. It is and always will be for normal people, not weirdo boomers who cry that games didn't stay the same for 20 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Make a new game then. The core gameplay loop of RE4remake is pussy warts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They did. RE8 and it's played more than boomer nonsense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cater to new set of people until they stop buying, then move onto a new audience
          great business model. cant wait until remakegays get their re6 that kills their beloved format and then capcom moves onto new format they hate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OLD THINGS ARE.... LE BAD!
      Any other insights?
      >I BET YOU ARE... LE OLD!
      Not relevant, not an argument.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% I'm younger than you moron. Your "game" is slop. I want something which is actually fun to play instead of boring which has nothing to do with age, alot of problems I do have with the older gen games will never even get addressed cos gays like you want to play your gay movies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The new games are better than old ones. More fun too. Look on Steam. More people play the Remakes than the originals because that's outdated shit. They had their time. It's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      over the shoulder TPS are already outdated now

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sadly the industry has segregated over time. now you have to choose between full gameplay focus games but it's seasonal GAAS ridden multislop. or "relax core" movie games that play themselves for the dad losers. there's no market for good single player games, unless you want to dig through sea of indie piss to find maybe 1 decent game for every thousand derivative shovelware.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. This is where my frustration lies. At the financial peak of this industry the craft has completely killed itself

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how little consumers and the industry care about the actual game design
    I agree, sure, people praise cybershit for example, which is a horrible game by any standard, and yet it gets praised for some miraculous reason

    >shiny gameplay
    You lost me here, moron
    Gameplay IS game design, idiot
    This one single mistake really shows that you're no better, dumbass, you're pretentious for the sake of it and think too much of yourself while talking about things you know little about. Me? I know a thing or two about game and level design, my hobby of making maps for CS in the 00s led me to read a decent amount of articles on the subject written by competent game and level designers. I have a physical book by a guy who started as a CS mapmaker in the early 00s. Then he made one of the most popular HL addons. And now he works at a famous game development studio.
    The point is that you don't have to have some magical sacred knowledge to make better gameplay, even a baboon can make a compelling game loop by following a simple checklist.
    The industry is now full of actual animals who were hired not because they're good game designers, but because they have veganas, Black person skin, or blue hair. Or all of the above.
    And zoomers don't know any better, so they eat up the ubislop (which hilariously still has the better game design than the aforementioned cybershit)
    What? You want an example of a game with good gameplay? It's Half-Life 2, of course. The game designers there did their job and made things interesting, and you get new scenery and new gameplay gimmicks every now and then to make things interesting and engaging. This game is actually one of the better examples of this approach. If you disagree, you're an actual Black person

    >yall morons just care about boobs
    I don't see a problem here by the way
    >yall
    Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I won't read your whole essay but shiny gameplay = to moves that look cool but don't require any mastery or thinking nor serve any strategic purpose. If it actually asks something of you and is also shiny that's a plus.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I won't read
        Stopped reading right here unfortunately 🙁

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker always have to be negative about everything but in a very pedantic way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you want Ganker to consume product and be excited for the next product like the rest of the bloody internet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SAR I REPEAT DO NOT REDEEM
        DO NOT REDEEM SAR

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are so fricking annoying. You're turning people away from original posting this shit everyday. If the OG is so much better it wouldn't need all these forced vs threads and shilling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now replace original with remake and it's true.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RE 1 and 2 remake are kino re4 and its remake suck didk
    >DUDE WALK ROOM TO ROOM AND SHOOT 20 GUYS FOR 12 HOURS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're back to 2004 discussions now? Really?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the mostd amning things is that all the casual normalgays actually think souls shit is hard and super niche even if that slop sells 30 million.
    7th gen has been a disaster for bigger budget videogames quality and never recovered.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is something these people don't get. Souls shit is just basic game design shit and they all fawn over it because they haven't played any real games.

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