>forced to wear clown carrot pants or short

>forced to wear clown carrot pants or short
>the legendary barks like a dog, looks like a gay furry fetishbait, and doesn't even use its wheels when you ride on it
Redversionfag here, give me one reason why i shouldn't pick Violet

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just filtered your thread.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a pokemon game it doesnt fucking matter. The fact that you're buying this trashheap at all invalidates all your grievances

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should. I was going to pick scarlet but the running instead of using his wheels finished it for me. Cool techno lizard ftw

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone here care which game you play?
    Why would you care what anyone here thinks about which game you play?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a pokemon game it doesnt fucking matter. The fact that you're buying this trashheap at all invalidates all your grievances

      My god, looks like a couple of fags stumbled upon the wrong board, here let me help you

      [...]

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sounds like an elephant too and acts like a dog. Such a waste, but Mieaidon has almost all the same problems, included the facts it's completely impassible the entire time. They don't even look legendary but like a cool third stage ,they're also too small to be legendaries. So many issues

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no reason to even buy the game
    Emulate violet if you REALLY need to

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh wheels
    If the "wheels" spun, how the fuck would Koraidon maintain its grip on them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. It doesn't need to grip the wheel. Just move its hands and feet out of the way. See pic related. Or they could've just designed it with little handlebars on its wheels.
      2. Ditch the wheels altogether. They're the ones who fucking designed the Pokemon. If they didn't want it using its wheels, why did they give it wheels?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're not wheels

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn't make it better.
          Why add a useless goiter and ballsack that look like wheels on a mon designed to be ridden?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            because lizards do that. if you notice the neck sac is deflated normally and only expands when moving
            also it's not a ballsack, it's his tail curled
            they porbably designed it to look like a bike without actually being like one. I don't mind people not liking that fact, but what bothers me is how apparently lizards don't behave like that.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still think it's a really dumb wasted opportunity.
              It's weird that they designed a Pokemon to look like a motorcycle and be ridden like a motorcycle, but then didn't have it function like a motorcycle.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The entire point is you’re starting with a natural creature which through gradual change over time became a vehicle

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                its not a gradual change when it already literally looks like wheels, it would've worked if it was more subtle

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it was subtle kids wouldn’t get it
                The target audience includes 8 year olds

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kids don't have to get it.
                They just have to get that it's a cool monster they can ride.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lizards don't do that while running

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just move its hands and feet out of the way
        That's retarded. Holding your up your limbs all flexed like that looks cramp-inducing, not to mention painful.
        >If they didn't want it using its wheels, why did they give it wheels?
        In-universe answer: Koraidon and Miraidon are the same creature from different time periods. If you removed the wheels, they wouldn't make sense on Miraidon.
        Out of universe answer: because they took the lazy way out and recycled Miraidon's model so they wouldn't have to make a new one from scratch that references the former.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why did they give it wheels?
        To show they are one species.one use them as wheels one doesnt

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree but I'm still buying it for Sada

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Excluding all the leather, this is all I wanted (reins and saddle included). Why was it so hard?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want it to look like a dressage horse
      what part of it's supposed to be a bike is so hard to understand?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bike
        then where the hell are the pedals?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all bikes have pedals :^)

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turo

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure but I think I saw a promo image that implied tyranitar would be Scarlet exclusive? If so that’s a decent reason for some people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have at least three battle ready Tyranitar by now then you fucking deserve to be a Scanlet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I generally like only using Pokémon I catch in game until battle facilities.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I too like doing the same things over and over again like an OCD person with Alzheimer's

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Wanting to play through the campaign with Tyranitar line in my party means I’ve already done so several times
            >When Larvitar is a post game encounter in almost every game it’s in
            ???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's true
      GameFreak you bastards.
      >Pokemon Scarlet Game Exclusive Pokemon:
      >Larvitar
      >Pupitar
      >Tyranitar
      >Stonjourner
      >Koraidon
      >
      >Pokemon Violet Game Exclusive Pokemon:
      >Bagon
      >Shelgon
      >Salamence
      >Eiscue
      >Miraidon

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The professor

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >professor
      >is some homeless woman who found a lab coat
      What did GF mean by this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have her as the mount instead is Koraidon and I’ll consider it

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >durr, it doesn't even use the wheels!!
    They aren't wheels and never were wheels you fucking retard, It's a throat sac and a curled tail which are common on many real world lizards. It's an organic being so having rotating wheels wouldn't make sense since Koraidon represents the past. You're fucking retarded for not understanding this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And it looks stupid as shit. You're fucking retarded for not understanding this. Feel free to start seething now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make motorbike lizard
      >Isn't actually a motorbike
      >People think that's fucking stupid because it is
      Wow! So hard to understand!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks dumb as fuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you probably have a throat sack too you ugly motherfucker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Pokemon. It could have had organic wheels and not have any issue.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eiscue is in violet and I think Koraidon looks better than le Reddit penguin

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Violet has a gay professor. Scarlet has a hot Amazonian MILF professor who wants your thick cock.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looking forward to Koraidon being the stronger pick for comp to further cement the seething.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing the two in bikemode side by side I can't imagine not preferring Koraidon. The running, swimming, climbing, and flying animations give it such a personality. In comparison Miraidon is a lifeless husk. It just hovers with no personality in any of the four modes. Also the unused wheels are goofy and kind of charming in their own right too. Pushed me over to Scarlet.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like hownits much more primal and it runs.

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