>forces a romance on Emperor. >can't romance Omeluum

>forces a romance on Emperor
>can't romance Omeluum
lame

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he buttbuddies with Blurg though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      then I propose a threesome

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Emperor tries to insist he's totally still his former self in a new body after pretending to be your non-Illithid Guardian, acts all buddy buddy, but the second you step out of line the mask falls off and he reveals he's just the controlling manipulative monster that will do anything, even consigning himself back into mental slavery, in order to not die.
    >Omeluum doesn't pretend to be anything other than an Illithid, acts like a complete autist that just wants to do science, and when his life is on the line actively does everything in his power to help you save other hostages and suggests his life isn't that important compared to others'.

    He's actually completely and utterly based. I wish the two of them could have interacted with one another because I feel like Omeluum would have seen through the Emperor's horseshit immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked the part where the emperor shows you a tragic flashback to show that you can trust him, you then go lol fuck off I'm not buying it and he loses his temper and goes fuck you I've been trying to act nice but you ARE my puppet and you will do as I say.
      I wonder how many people fell for his bullshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you don't even have to call him out on the flashback. I played along with him the entire game until he invades my dreams shirtless trying to fuck me. All I did was say "absolutely not you freak" and that triggered the reveal that he mind controls people. Emperor legitimately had an incel moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I really liked the part where the emperor shows you a tragic flashback to show that you can trust him, you then go lol fuck off I'm not buying it and he loses his temper and goes fuck you I've been trying to act nice but you ARE my puppet and you will do as I say.
      I wonder how many people fell for his bullshit.

      I think its extra poignant that there actually are Ilithids who are able to be good outside the Elder Brain's control, Emperor's just a shitter all the way to his core.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is that the shroom wizard from Act 1?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >suck him off the whole game
      >tell everyone you are going to destroy the absolute
      >"sacrifice" self, becoming an illithid, to save everyone
      >turn on them all right at the end
      >become the new absolute
      the only correct choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      emperor is just badly written, if you follow along there is no consequences, not even on the docks. He is basically evil if you want him to be, and good if not, no consistency.

      Case in point, him immediately leaving and joining the netherbrain even though it makes no sense. It's basically Larian rushing to the conclusion without properly making the dialogue trees and behaviour work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well the files both in EA and before patch 3 made it clear the Emperor was to be in a very different roll in the game than your dream guardian. All signs point to him originally working with dead three chosen and do to the magical pack that keeps them from harming each other he was going to use you as a means to kill them and take the brain/crown for himself. This was the original foreshadowing in the opening where the OG Emperor killed Mindflayers, and brought the ship into broad site of the city to goad an attack.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          emperor is just badly written, if you follow along there is no consequences, not even on the docks. He is basically evil if you want him to be, and good if not, no consistency.

          Case in point, him immediately leaving and joining the netherbrain even though it makes no sense. It's basically Larian rushing to the conclusion without properly making the dialogue trees and behaviour work.

          I really wish the definitive edition to make it possible to antagonize emperor early on so that you have to rely on your own wits in Act 3.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why I free Orpheus every single time

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did he eat a lot of brains

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He raided a library

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This ugly bastard looks like he's gonna corrupt goddess of loyalty and innocence

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting gay shit

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kind 9f mad that they made Balduran a bad guy. I really hope Emprah was just pretending.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love the ancient legendary hero was actually a piece of shit whose villainy plagues the world all the way in modern times trope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon how have you not learned your ilithids
      the souls of the host are forever gone, what you see is just the mind flayer mimicking aspects/facsimiles of the host

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course I know that's not him anymore, I meant that they turned him into a ghaik to begin with is kind of fucked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Does it really matter when he's essentially a historical figure whose original death was "lost at sea"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't really matter, but it still irks me that they ended his legacy by having him squidded.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    knowing Omeluum he'd probably spill spaghetti at rhe thought of sex

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why not get Omeluum to operate the crystals after freeing Orpheus?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have no holes short of that set of teeth. Sex should not even be a thing.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i really fucking LOVED the part where i showed 0 interest and he still tried to come onto me. it was genuinely baffling shit from Larian and made me question the writers even more. it makes zero sense, it's just them making everyone overtly horny for no reason.

    by all stretch of the imagination, there is zero reason he should even be coming onto you in the first place. who in gods name would be sexually attracted to a mind flayer lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BG3 is a perfect example of western degeneracy. Everything has to be horny, sex, lewd, degenerate for no reason. I could only take so much before I felt disgusted by how irrevocably lustful all of my companions were before I dropped the game. I could understand Astarion being a horny gayboy homosexual, but Wyll? Gale? What the fuck was wrong with them? I showed 0 interest and they still flirted every chance they could get. I caved in with Shadowheart because I'm a straight man but the very obvious polygamy pushing with Halsin was the final straw with this fucked up game. Just another piece of propaganda to brainwash millions of zoomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He comes on to you as a last resort, he doesn't really want to fuck you. He spends the entire game trying to make you a mindflayer shilling the fucking tadpoles and if you don't do it his last resort is seduction.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really care which octopus to fuck?

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