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still better than nintendo's best game
>nintendo's best game
BOTW?
what the frick is your pic?
Better than that too. Calamity ganon is a fricking joke.
It's just garbage, don't mind
I actually love you snoys, you are all always funny trying to be funny when you start your imaginary console war
That's just a fact anon. Calamity ganon is a wet fart of an ending.
<3
Snoys are the last holdouts of the console war shit that's irrelevant to everyone else these days. It's like having a childhood friend who never grew up and still tries to lord his long gone achievements over your head before everyone else just nods and goes back to whatever they were talking about.
The total lack of self awareness is amusing. Do you gays not even realize what you are or what?
The only people who still bring up console war shit are snoys, anon. The xbots have accepted their console is nothing more than an underpowered walled garden version of the PC with virtually no exclusives worth buying the console for. Microshit spreading everything out essentially killed any brand loyalty Xbox had by making it redundant or simply a more accessible PC for morons. The only ones still clutching to the idea consoles mean anything but "I'm a PC traveling at the speed of smell" are snoys.
Interesting that you'd gloss right over mentioning the biggest console cultists on the board. Snoys barely even exist anymore, its the tendies constantly trying to dredge them up just to feel superior.
It's probably because snoys still vocally exist in other places the people on this board come here to b***h about. Xbots are extinct and nintys were always in their own sped class after Sega got flushed.
>the biggest console cultists on the board
snoys
>Snoys barely even exist anymore
KKEEK!
The only thing you stopped doing is using twitter apparently
Do you even read the shit you type or are you that oblivious.
they just evolved and demand not to be called that anymore
>Snoys barely even exist anymore
>Xbots are extinct
go watch any snoy state of play or xbot showcase live on any restream or official stream and then tell me if they are extinct
better yet, go to twitter, they are b***hing over there 24/7
Like click on any tweet from the xbox account and you will find a snoys (no matter what tweet)
easily detectable because they are spamming playstation
written by a tendie
I haven't owned any Ninty console since the 64, anon.
and let's just say it's karma when someone starts talking shit about snoy
now that playstation is really doing it all wrong, like literally
I'm in here to laugh at this too, but I'll shit on delusional tendies who think they're any better while I'm at it.
have a nice day
tendies are literally on famitsu thread. they're the ones starting any shit in Ganker tard
The majority of Ganker plays games on PC.
Literally no nintengay cares about your war, schizo. 0 of them
if you want to blame anyone it would be some PCgays and the xbots who have decided to make fun of sony and their woke shit altogether, with the main motivation of making snoys like you seethe
moron this is actually anti-woke, see
all companies are being woke, not just sony
yet here you are, a tendie seething about sony
my last nintendo was 64
I can play recent nintendo games on my pc but I dont even usually do it
nintendo isnt marketing it as next gen tho
Non white women shouldn't be in video games.
They should, as targets
I don't like it when people swear as a cope for bad acting.
Swearing is only done well when the actor is competent.
Also did we seriously lose Kat for this?
tf is that voice acting? she isn't even trying.
This homosexual keeps appearing on my timeline and cooming over Amazon rankings
https://twitter.com/NextGenPlayer/status/1616939715403436034
Which is hilarious because he clearly doesn't know how Amazon rankings work.
>ps5
kek what else is there to buy
Multiplats, rereleases. You know, the stuff morons will buy over and over because they cant wait to play it on a slightly different console.
Why is she saying frick so much?
black women curse a lot.
>was actually looking forward to this
>the demo drops
>lose all interest
Why the frick has SE become such a shit company? They used to have good games with good writing. Now it's all half assed garbage with writing that appeals to nobody.
The CEO is a real dumbfrick that NEEDS TO GO. Every single decision he's made has been disasterious for the company. He is so lucky he has Yoshi P to save his fat ass
Yosh penis doesn't do jackshit either. He is a hack carried by the massive marketing budget that makes people perma spam wow14 ads in every chat "ironically"
Yoshi's XIV is so good that they had to stop selling the game over a year ago for a month because the servers weren't able to handle it. It's ironic what can happen when someone is put in a position of power that actually understands what they're working with, seeing as he was an MMO player himself and still wants a Blizzard crossover at some point if he can get away with it.
Meanwhile Not-Wada is doubling down on blockchain and NFT games while the talent of the company is the only thing saving him from utter disgrace and termination.
What talent? the only thing saving this shit company is a troony mmo and fantasia cultist fanbase
cool buzzwords kido, wanna try again with an argument?
I'd argue branding is the only thing really keeping the lights on at SE myself, since they can burn through big names like it's going out of style and somehow still be fine despite things like making a mobile only FF7 battle royale "prequel" or a Chocobo Racing sequel with expiring cash shop money and shut down both within a year without any issues. Sometimes we get things like Jack's wild ride out of all the garbage, but usually it's just a few consistent products like XIV that plays it very safe and listens to what the fans want for the most part outside of housing that generates safe profits.
so you're just going to ignore that XIV has been the biggest money maker at square for quite a while?
>Why the frick has SE become such a shit company? They used to have good games with good writing.
kekkles
>good games with good writing
Can you name some?
triangle strategy less than a year ago
Can you name something that's not a VN please?
triangle strategy
The HD2D games also hold up SE because of their low budget and high profits. I like their low budget games like SOP and NEO TWEWY. Thankfully, those are games that don't need sequels. But yeah other than those games and anything with YoshiP, SE is garbage.
The game could get more attention if the character design and npc were good. People dont get invested in worlds full of ugly designs
My interest in this game is so rock bottom that I can't even be bothered to watch that video to see if it affirms my thoughts on it or not.
Post the video.
You know the one.
Beautiful.
>noooooooooooo why is game not 10000 present serious like muh super deep animu game game bad
nobody is saying you can't enjoy your shit, you fricking homosexual. you're still a fricking homosexual
than why do you homosexuals post it in every thread liek i need to hate it?
>check out filename
>it’s the Mortal Kombat/RWBY autist
Somehow, I’m not surprised.
lmao, I think it's the same dude who spergs out every time when someone would mention bad mk animations
The problem isn’t that it’s not always serious (some of my favorite games are goofy as frick). The problem is that the dialogue writing and voice acting is total trash.
Bahahahahahaha
brutal. just absolutely fricking cruel
>Marvel tier dialogue
I don't know. Even Marvel has standards... I hate capeshit as much as this next anon, but this is somehow worse. Much, much worse.
>Even Marvel has standards
That's worse than any modern capeshit movie I've seen. Can't believe Hennig worked on this.
They managed to make it worse then Marvel trash.
Why does the audio sound so low quality? That can't be what the voices sound like right?
small indi studio, please understand
Sound mixing is always shit in western productiobs.
What gets me is the completely dead fricking face
I do not understand why you would hire a hot actress to be 90% of your marketing and then frick her face up like that
I love how people just KNOW what "Video" people are talking about when they say, "Post that video" in these threads.
I also really, really want to see this released. I can't want for more of these shitty videos.
I hate Marvel and american movies so much it's unreal
This reminds me of gifs of John Travolta from his Pulp Fiction role being confused and turning around while superimposed on a completely different background.
What the frick is wrong with the voices? It sounds like it comes from the background instead of characters.
I feel like no one would've hated this if she looked the tiniest bit attractive.
There's more to a game than a character's looks, her attitude is shit, and she gets no character development by the end.
Her dialogue is shit, and what does she learn by the end of the game? That white men covered in gold are bad.
Nah, the dialogue is still fricking atrocious and would have gotten it shitcanned just like DmC.
Barry are you okay
seriously, wait for more playstation games like this fellas
you know the sad thing is that the actress herself's performance isnt bad at all, the dialogue is just forced cringe, truly vomit inducing its unreal
Who is this for? The writing is atrocious and the animations are garbage.
leftists in their 30-40s who are obsessed with marvel movies and star wars
What year is it again?
that's hilarious and depressing at the same time
> japanese writing with western character design
things can't get any worse
What the actual frick?
That fricking monotone voice worked.
That horrid over emoting (made even more horrid considering the point above).
That narcissism.
That Holywood speech pattern.
Fricking surreal.
oy vey
This is the worst face capture I've ever seen. So uncanny.
Holy frick that's actually face capture?
Shit I thought she was going to post it on twitter too and have her girl friends go "yassss slayyyyyyyyy"
she's kinda cute, can't wait for porn of her getting the bwc
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS KWEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN SLAY.
ok now i'm going to BUY this game.
Shes just like wanda vision
I keep seeing people say that this is what's considered modern dialogue but I've been watching some movies recently but I just don't see the resemblance
Can someone please post this on Streamable or something? I just can't open Catbox links for some reason (even though I could months ago).
This is something straight up from a Hollywood movie. It's smart to use this.
>"I just moved shit. WITH MY MIND"
>"We the game even know this chick is annoying, laugh!"
jesus
Joss Whedon's writing and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. I swear there will be an unironic "He's behind me, isn't he?" somewhere in the game
>terrible voice acted nigress
>purest essence of an average br*tish male
Damn... what a power duo...
>yeah, okay, that is something i do now
>DeS 4-1
can one of you homosexuals tell me what i am supposed to hate about this game so far i see you morons crying about cringe dialogue saying its marvel waht ever the frick that means and posting the same cherrypicked image over and over again what the frick did this game do?
Haven't clicked on it yet but lemme guess;
It's an old white guy and she gets some juujuu lips powerup that lets her swear 90% more?
>It's an old white guy and she gets some juujuu lips powerup that lets her swear 90% more?
Yes, but it's a hot white guy that she is lusting over.
stop swearing so much,,,
why do japs hate designing detailed and cool looking environments?
like its 2023 for fricks sake why does every jap game have this shit
not a japanese game
>but square eni-
not a japanese company
>but they're ja-
not anymore.
japanese vidya is lost. subverted. annexed.
You think that the left didnt know that you were hiding in Japanese media to avoid their political screeching? They knew. So they did their absolute best to infiltrate and spread their cancer from within. You have to hand it to them, they did a good job.
At least homosexual marriage is still illegal in Japan
I love how white men are so important they literally would chase after the most asocial white nerd
Shows how much they need white men in their lives
>Japan scraps gender in applications
>American left pushing this as a gender diversity thing
You do realize that this is the equivalent of scrapping affirmative action, right? It's going to result in women not getting places in good colleges.
Duz this mean dragon quest 12 will be americanized
>japanese game
Western games tend to focus a lot on environments and graphics, I can explain why but it would sound schizo as frick. Eastern games tend to focus on the 'feel' of the game or the meaning behind it. You don't need highly detailed environments to feel something, paintings don't have to be incredibly detailed to evoke emotion. Photography is popular in the west, whereas in the east paintings, drawings, origami, pottery etc is much more popular.
what kind of weeb shit are you on
smdh...
Yaas a white child murderer fascist Black person woman so badass!
her daughter has sex with white boys so it's fine
So how many black women developed games and how many black women will buy this game you say?
Silco's underling with the robot arm was better tbh.
>"Ah so you're a gaslighting piece of shit"
Seriously the character is visually a fricking mess, even more in movement. Cant they just design a cool black woman? You must just use a nun at this point
I'd rather take the nigress over aloy and ellie any day
Ellie looks cute, but the character is trash
Aloy's design combining beige and blue with a redhead could actually be pretty cool if it wasn't for the atrocious model
>original design by an artist who knows what's good is infinitely better than the committee-mandated face scanned goblina
EVERY
FRICKING
TIME
Isn't that just Sheva?
well, shes petty and immature to the very end
SO YOU BE SAYAN
I literally see nothing wrong with this.
On the contrary, the visuals look gorgeous.
This is just another hard case of Ganker trying to doompost a game to oblivion for arbitrary reasons.
That image is contradictory because she's doing exactly what she's complaining about, just as you are with your bad bait
>that image
But I love tearing apart the modern culture made by and for progs. It's legitimately more fun than partaking in it ever was.
just be quiet and eat your slop goy
Did someone put this in their program so the critics couldn't call it shit?
I will speak about the things I hate, because it ultimately leads to better things being created for everyone to enjoy.
Also you are a white woman who I could very easily overpower and rape (but won't, because I am moral).
>"LMAO THIS GAME LOOKS SO BAD ITS DOGSHIT"
>meanwhile on Ganker
I mean, yeah. Ganker is, and always has been, mostly populated by weebs. There's been a bit of change of the guard, now that it's mostly zoomers after all the oldgays left, but weebs still make up the majority.
>Have to wait two more days for this garbage to release
It's not fair.
>yas queen slays the evil white man with her ancient wakandan ancestors
>calls him a gaslighting piece of shit
>one enemy in the game is literally a giant troll with an orange toupee called a "Trumpanzee"
>leaked achievement called "Black mage Lives Matter"
>>one enemy in the game is literally a giant troll with an orange toupee called a "Trumpanzee"
lololololololol no way
Educated guess.
>>one enemy in the game is literally a giant troll with an orange toupee called a "Trumpanzee"
This can't be real
>>one enemy in the game is literally a giant troll with an orange toupee called a "Trumpanzee"
Please be true.
what am I looking at?
Trump rally in Lord of the Rings Serie.
The scene makes sense in the context of the show.
well yeah but it was pretty on the nose
like a lot of things
Yes, I would also fear to lose my job 5 minutes later a single moronic b***h who wants to go back to her country washed ashore.
no anon you don't get it
THE ELVES
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OUR JOBS
THEY TOOK YER JOB
Fricking tincan elves.
god damn it we're gonna need stronger rope
>in the context of the show
not really but that's kinda the problem. people wanted LOTR/Tolkien's work and not fanfiction
None of these are real.
The gaslighting thing is in the video, you gaslighting piece of shit
?t=435
Why is this word being used so much now? The film from which is originates is 79 years old
Twitter found it and started misusing it even worse than tumblrinas did 10 years ago
>>one enemy in the game is literally a giant troll with an orange toupee called a "Trumpanzee"
this is based
>Trumpanzee
okay maybe this game has some based parts
>Trumpanzee
>Black Mage Lives Matter
These aren't real. Funny though.
>missing israelitetin and israelitelinsky
Cant be real, there isn't anything shitty on the snowshitters
>one enemy in the game is literally a giant troll with an orange toupee called a "Trumpanzee"
I wish.
How is it possible to be this bad at video games? Is this player Dean Takahashi?
There seems to be a universal rule that people who get early access to unreleased games and record themselves playing it will always be absolutely terrible at playing the games. This is presumably because the street date only gets broken in 90IQ countries.
Trying to make the game look bad on purpose.
Notice how the cutscenes have missing parts too?
Every time a game comes out we get raided by the same psychopaths. It's so tiresome.
>nooo she's black
>nooo they don't say gomenasai and sumimasene onichan
>nooo some unimportant and cherrypicked cutscenes use low res models like every single video game in existence does
>nooo I'm really racist I really hate black people!!!
And Ganker gets hit with GPT bot instances like you
It looks really cool.
Looks. Looks. Emphasis on LOOKS, Black person. Have you still not caught on after Final Fantasy 15, God of War Rangaboi, Calisto Floptocol, Genchink Cumpact and this that "WEBM" games that are designed to look "cool" at first glance to an average normie when they actually play like shit are absolutely a real thing?
>And im all the QUEENS! (Jedi)
>meanwhile, in a much lower budget game
>tranime
And your point is.....?
>he says on an anime website
Hillbilly on an anime website.
>complaining about anime on Ganker
Destroyed
based
lmaoing at these seething tranime posters in the replies
YWNBAW
I will forever be mad at Squeenix for throwing NEO TWEWY under the bus.
>6 buttons instead of just holding two
>holding down said buttons breaks past the meter instead of just showing a limp dick timer
>Frey has to get bailed out like a chump while the Wicked Twisters stand their ground and blast the phoenix to oblivion
Amazing how seemingly similar concepts can be executed in completely different manners that can either enhance the experience or bring it down.
This moment isn’t complete without the theme
>Trash sequel that bombed
kek
>trash sequel
But enough about Forspoken
Its not a trash sequel like Shitwy 2, just a trash game.
Forspoken is pretty much a spiritual sequel to FFXV, especially combat-wise.
Barry! Hey Barry!
>Nothing but trash comes out of Square now
Worthless nipigs, feel sorry for Enix.
>meanwhile, that same climactic final battle
>not dodging to build up Groove
Plus, you still have other shit to worry about in the fight like the energy pillars, flame breath, and laser beams
Fighting Phoenix Cantus on lvl 1 Hard on my Dripless run was hell. Those laser beams can suck it.
Looks cool
Bro I'm very sorry for Forspoken, really. I tried to tell you countless times in other threads but you had to cling to it.
Cling to Tabata, at least he must have some sort of vision that let him work at Square and create stuff like Crisis Core or Type0. And yeah, they might not be super good games but at least they're not Forspoken.
I respect your autism and your hate for Nomura and everything that is not Tabata and his team but you fricked it up this time.
I hope you find something else.
>Nips being good at final bosses
Guess they are shit at it too
wow those fights are so cool, holding down buttons epic
wow its so cool
i can't wait to see more holding down buttons
You actually have to make the effort to take the boss down in order to get those buttons, though.
looks kino 2bh
what are we getting outraged about this time?
>not the first post by this ID
>pretending you haven't already tried to pretend to be le interested third party five or six times ITT
Jesus fricking christ these threads are a carbon copy of FF threads it's all the same schizos
what are you talking about you moron? it was most definitely the first post by in this thread m8
fricking hell once you schizos decide to hate something there is really no reasoning with you
Its a crappy west version of drakengard 3
my dad gave me bigger file sizes to shitpost with
Is there any other major male character in the game beside the cuff? This game looks like one taco party.
Nope! Athia is a matriarchal society.
So it's kinda like Time and Eternity except played straight.
That probably wouldn't be that much of an issue if they weren't face scan monstrosities.
Holy shit its ffxv knight of the rounds but the mc gets more suffering before it LUL
ALL DA WAHMAN
>Last thing you do in the game is steal some golden shit
lmao
I can't stop clapping!
I'll save you $70-$90
The cuff is the bad guy who teleported our protagonist to their world in order to break 5 seals to free him, our protagonist has NO CHARACTER GROWTH by the end, and it's the typical "white man bad" story.
Our protagonist has no actual powers and needs the help of the other sages to beat him (girl power moment)
The final boss starts off as an on-rails shooter with a dragon in order to get to him, and the cuff is a man with 6 wings made of gold (I kid you not.)
>I hate this game because I hate black people so I will spoit il >:)
I don't even care about the game, that's just pathetic. Here's your (you), choke on it.
assblasted poopooskin
Yes.
>posts a nazi for no reason
You homosexuals have no self-awareness it's actually scary.
homierdly is a word for you.
no one is interseted in this garbage to begin with. this hsit appeals to no one
Keep telling yourself that and don't step outside of you stinky Ganker hugbox.
>frick, frick, frick
quality writing
I bet it is super woke as well with every white guy being evil or weak and the entire society being lead by all powerful wyman.
Did he just disappear?
man sony is super sexist these days, the only found new ips with female characters but I can't think of a single new PS5 ip with a white male lead. and male characters are always sexulized and half naked but every single woman is flat chested and covered up head to toe.
Am I supposed to hate what I'm seeing? Because it looks really good to me.
Yes, anon, just blindly hate whatever Ganker posts.
I've been looking in the other thread and their only argument is just "LMAO Black person XD".
People here are patethic.
It's literally a /misc/ raid as per usual.
If they don't scream "Black person" they will scream "troony".
Oh wait
here it is.
Terrible gospel music
Hollow voice acting. Almost completely emotionless
Press X to fill the screen with clutter and flick your hand
Marvel dialogue. Just filled with unnecessary profanities
Player clearly never in any danger, even during a final boss fight
I'm not really seeing anything special about it at all
that hapens if you pandering har to western woke social media with 5-6 western writers.
A clusterfrick of particle effects to the point where you can't even see anything else looks good?
dont reply to that discord troony.
Sounds like a (You) problem.
Sounds like a visual design problem. Why does every effect have to look like a nuclear bomb being hurled across the screen? Shouldn't that be saved for the most powerful magic?
>Shouldn't that be saved for the most powerful magic?
Uhh maybe it is... because she's fighting the final boss...? Fricking moron.
I knew you'd say this but it's very common magic throughout the game. Nice try
pathetic samegay
say what you will about it but what games does xbox have, or nintendo for that matter? microsoft hasn't released a single exclusive since the xseries was announced, no high on life doesn't count
>qte at the final phase of final boss
Fricking Shameless. Shit, to think i actually thought at one point with tabitha out the way the team might make something decent. And this is what they shit out.
Tabata got replaced by westabos
ffxv's was kino
This is your villain everyone
Wow I can't believe the thing with the male voice that's helping you become powerful was the villain all along
What a gaslighting piece of shit
he was Bri'ish
all imperialists must die
Barry is awful quiet.
Who?
the ultimate redpilled Black person headshot
kek so this game really does not have a single male character.
and oh boy oh boy the western writers really did a bad job.
no wonder barry is on suicide mode, FF16 will really shit hard on Forspoken.
Barry hast lst so hard.
So Forpsoken proofe that the FF15 Team/Luminous Studio ruined the franchise name even more than 13 did.
FF16 will finally heal it.
Thanks YoshiP
>final boss is a random chaotic mess of particle effects
what is wrong with Japan?
forspoken is just a western pandering pile of shit.
Japan in 99% of the time makes better Boss Fights than western developers could ever do.
but that's the kind of shitty visual/creature design you'd see in a JRPG from the 7th generation onwards
Funny how with all that magic the best spell against the boss is "throw rock".
This gives me a complaint that isn't solely locked to this game by any means, but is still present. I really wish that during pivotal boss fights, be they important to the character arc, or of course the final fight itself, they turned off mid-fight quote lines. If it's important to the attack itself (it rarely is) I could understand it, but the noncommittal throwaway lines that have no need to be there just undercut what should be a serious moment. This game is far from the only game I have this complaint with, but it really shoves it in your face with the shitty MC.
You're a gaslighting piece of shit.
As fricking awful as the line itself is, that's not what I mean. If the final boss is doing some monologue during the fight and the MC responds to it, I don't mind. A dialogue between main character and main villain is never a bad thing (again, if done well). It's the stuff appended to attacks. Like in the example in the OP, every time the fire pillar was used there was some "booyah" or some shit, I've already forgotten. It's incredibly obnoxious and even in a good game it takes you out of the moment. It's even worse if the line itself contradicts the situation, which I've seen on occasion because they don't filter out any of the voice lines used during fights.
this is a better final boss
the fedora was trully tipped.
>tfw the final boss is gaslighting me
same energy
>black protagonist
>game literally opens with a courtroom hearing
You can't make this shit up.
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>Hau do u plee'd
>dindunothin'
>Removes her cuffs
Like seriously? Are israelites this fricking keen on destroying everything?
I thought le heckin based nippon devs made this?
Game is made in Japan but the writers are American. (specifically Californian basedboy American)
excellent realism
Repeat offender
>Is this who you really are
From esteemed colored judge.
Anyway, the story twist is that she came from the other world first.
GG ez.
Why is she still making quips to herself in a courtroom setting with people watching her? Is it an elaborate ploy to plead insanity?
It's because the writer thought the modern audience would be bored by the courtroom and having the quips would make it entertaining enough to keep them watching. You're supposed to ignore any possible unrealism.
Its so funny the genderbent gangmembers bullying her when bow raider remake got añmost a rape scene
after watching some of this I've come to the conclusion that the frey who's house burnt down and was under threat from gangsters is a better character than the quip c**t from the rest of the game
So this is definitely a Japanese developer? Why did they make something like this? It's uncharacteristic
They took the money, a white man simply came up with the idea.
The dialog and voice acting in this is so unfathomably terrible I legitimately can't understand how anyone approved it. Fricking hell man what is going on in this industry? Who fricking makes such awful garbage?
>Who fricking makes such awful garbage?
I'm glad you asked.
Here is the resume summary for the director, producer, and writers I have researched and simplified:
https://pastebin.com/fLaB2hqF
tl;dr far-left californians with little to no experience, said little experience coming in the way of comic books, self-made projects, or movies/games that were critically panned
I don't need to look these people up anymore. You just know when you see their brand of mental illness. Then you get called schizo for correctly using pattern recognition. This particular brand of shit is specifically made by far leftoid californians from trust fund backgrounds who have nothing else going on in their lives so they larp as social justice warriors. It's a particular brand you pick up on quick.
>that hairline
>those 60 years old wine aunt glasses
>disneywars t-shirt
Jesus christ
every once in a while i feel like those people can't actually be real and then you're reminded that they are
I like how you guys get instantly triggered by some normal guy look like:
>LE HECKIN NUWARS SHIRT
>LE AUNT WINE GLASSES
>HES NO NORMAL PERSON AAAAH
>I bet you look like a fricking gigachad to make those comments lmao
>normal looking guy
He's not ugly but his dress sense suggests deep mental illness. You meanwhile seem to assume everyone here is as ugly as you.
>ucking hell man what is going on in this industry?
Do you think blacks will be held up to standards? No, all that matters for the humiliation ritual is that we be told they meet them. If they actually met those standards, the ritual would fail.
alright wheres the memeable scenes lets force a meme
this?
She looks like marvel thor bad cgi wtf
Is this a game for women? I mean you literally paint your nails
wtf are those character designs
The Croning Ceremony.
this looks like this scene from south park just with sfx added.
>"b-black powah..."
>passes out
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
have a nice day back to the reddit and never come back, newbies.
>MUH POOOOOOOOOOL
back to twitter
I think I'm gonna buy it but I'll wait for the performance report first
>press l2 + r2 to destroy the patriarchy
SO YOU BE SAYING
The Velma of Videogames
Looks like cringe kino is back on the menu boys.
>no capeshit
>no quips
>no blacks
>cute girls
>60fps gameplay
>high skill ceiling
>never bends the knee
>doesnt take english interviews
One day you all will appreciate this man
>Makes shit games
Nah
I already do
>>no blacks
You know he designed Kiros, Barret and Sazh right?
honorary white men
My man, my fricking man
>no capeshit
Shitdom Hearts 3 disagrees
>No quips
lol
>No blacks
He designed 5 of them try again
>cute girls
Not with those shitty engines
>60fps
>high skill cieling
KH3 was a piss easy game, hell most of his games are
>never bends the knee
He crawled away defeated after his precious development hell title was taken away kek
>doesn't take english interviews
Because he is a dork
>you
tried
KH 4 is apparently having a Star Wars world and you can be sure as hell we're getting one based on James Cameron's Avatar, so things are about to go down even there.
>you can be sure as hell we're getting one based on James Cameron's Avatar
hey its john nash
As i know avatar shit doesnt belong to disney
Part of the Fox package, Disney mentioned it was one of their primary interest in why they purchased the company.
Cant wait bluefurry sora and donald goofy that will be true cgi horror
that scream was hilarious
>Black girl
>White "I CAN FIX HIM" angel final antagonist
Why are they ALL like this? All black girls are so fricking thirsty for snobby white men.
The damage Joss Whedon did will be felt for decades. Marvel was a mistake.
This is not the same area but I hate how easily you can spot the boundaries on each zone, I thought it was going to be one big open world
So the final boss is the talking cuff?
yes and hes an evil white man
Yes, he is your villain
Oh no particles non accurate angel
UH... DEY BE FLYIN' NOW.
HOL' UP, DEY BE FLYIN' NOW?
DEY BE FLYIN' NOW!
625132184
What’s your point here exactly?
Looks alright. Don't see what the fuss is about, really.
Why does Barry defend Forspoken? Because it uses the same engine as XV?
Unironically yes
Yep, same team except for Tabata who left.
>Tabata who was fired
ftfy
It was west drakengard with a fricked up budget again
The true ending shows the cuff is alive and back with the protag against his will like a cuck
They basically put him back in his seal, but this time he's stuck with people that knows he's bad
Luminous is a great engine too, one of the best there is.
Why they use it for a B-tier Marvel movie is beyond me.
Because it doesnt work in any other game they did besides ffxv
Jesus fricking Christ. What where they thinking holy shit.
What if we made drakengard with particles westerniced
the last boss is symbolic of nanoparticles
Its simbolic of the only shit luminous can do PARTICLES
> Your companion is the final boss
I bet they couldn't do that right.
It's squenix so I only expect the most asinine anime top ten betrayal
She gets help by the other women and they turn him back into a cuff, except this time, he's stuck to Frey, basically jail for him forever so that he doesn't try to get someone else to free him again.
> Stuck to the Whedon quip and "frick" dispenser forever
Talk about a fate worse than death.
>>Holy shit cuff, I just flew!
>>Gee cuff I'm never going home am I!?
>>Cuff you're a gaslighting piece of shit!
that's subtext for abusive relationships
right?
American culture really is centered around Black folk
t. /misc/tards
go back
No, you go.
reddit gay is off his meds
>No, you go.
wtf was that marvel reference?!?!
what the frick is going on with her arm around elbow, it looks weird.
Can both of you go away and leave humanity in peace?
They aren't wrong though. Western leftists take what they believe is true of the established culture, invert it, and then adopt it as sacred dogma which translates to unquestioning support and love to any bit of black culture.
>horrible voice acting
>frick fricking frick frick
The fact that this trash will flop fills me with such joy
>fricking up isekai idea
>dialogues
>designs
>uninspired music
Boring
Is noone going to mention how the first part is literally just an on-rails turret section? I thought Cawadooty bad?! And to make matters worse, they are interrupting your on-rails turret section with interspersed, unskippable cinematics. Snoy sisters?
They managed to make dragon combat look less engaging than Stray. Actually an accomplishment.
Also the signs to know where to flame are literally crosses draw by a pen
Its less engaging that drakengard final boss bell minigame
If it didn't look and run like shit, I might have picked it up to kill the time before Hogwarts. But there's no way I'm paying $70 for a half-assed effort from Square Enix's B-team.
It could b the greatest videogame of all time and I still wouldn't play it because that dialog would give me an aneurysm.
Wait till you find out your troony game is also going to be half assed mediocre bullshit
Excuse me SPOILERS???!
>NEED TO FRICKING END THIS!!!
>GET THESE FRICKING BIRDS OUT OF THE WAY
Cringe
ayo homie hol up, this that fo'spoken game i dun hearin bout??
https://youtube.com/shorts/j-oHksACAlo?feature=share
Looks kind of cool
>Every time I skip there's some marvel tier quip
Is this one of the reasons why Dark Souls is so popular? Because the player character never talks?
Yes. Legitimately. It goes a long way to letting the player feel immersed. It's the same reason Classic Lara Croft's games felt deeper than the reboots with NuLara incapable of shutting the frick up instead of whining about everything.
Yes
It even rhymed, that should be the tagline for the game
at this point i feel bad for barry, ff16 is going to mog this garbage so hard its embarassing
Is the final boss a straight white man?
That would check out.
Honestly, who the frick is this dogshit game aimed at? And don't say black people. They would rather play Persona 5.
Blackrock investors.
no one, this is a game generated by a commitee of out of touch decrepit japanese morons who think thats what the kids want
Me
Wasn't it made for the sake of being tech demo, with some basic design-by-committee story and design slapped over it because nobody gave a frick?
seeing that barry is insanely in love with it it's probably made for aussies
>cuff ít final boss twist
This game really a western trash game
If this is Japanese game cuff will betray you at first but rejoin and beating final boss with nakama power
Why do japanese games often rely on one single twist instead of having good writing through the entire game?
>why does <headcanon>
because you forgot your meds
Why do Americans always create the most stereotypical gorilla baboon as black MC?
At least make him/her attractive, like Mbappe, for example
>posts an Okinawan
>attractive
>the ugliest guy in BL besides monk
Julien gonna rape Noël Noa soon
1: Because if the character is too pretty then people will say the character is just eye-candy and that looks were more important than the personality - no matter what that character actually does. Showing any kind of sexuality or having hips or breasts too big is risky and could end in complaints.
2: It's a subtle way of acting PC, while also making money. If they really wanted representation, they'd make the main character a woman with a withered arm, or cross eyed, or with a wart under her eye, or buck teeth, or something like that. That's being inclusive. But something like that might hurt sales, which is the most important thing. So they make the character non-pretty, so they can claim to be inclusive enough to appear PC, while not taking any risks.
Yes, this is why gaming and film/tv is plagued with relative plain Janes.
Slam Dunk inexplicable GIGA-homie with completely Japanese family is the most amusing
wait, the armband is evil?
Fighting trash mobs:
>Spam autotargeting magic attacks while occasionally dodging a monster
Fighting the final boss:
>Spam autotargeting magic attacks while the boss just sits there and takes it
Wow, really amazing gameplay.
>Barry unironically believes that this shit will outsell FFXVI.
How is it possible to be this delusional?
>please noooohooohooohooooohoooouuuuu @18:51
are they serious with this, the frick are these animations and combat scenarios. boss goes from kneeling to lifting her up at the neck in like .1 seconds
>Nigress background skill its stealing... No steal in the entire game
besides the Marvel-esque quips, why is everyone b***hing about this game?
The youtube comments and even here seem to be people nitpicking it.
Because there's no redeemable aspects to the game
Damn, not even the music?
>Bear McCreary
of course not
Godzilla: King of the Monsters' score was goat, what are you smoking?
maybe he should stick to movies then because his stuff in god of war and the lotr show sucked
Its made by the same morons who gave us Final Flop 15(out of 100), is that enough?
same reason people b***h about the horizon series
>muh ugly female protag
Go back to resetera
Ugly female protags are legitimate downers though, because you're expected to view them as larger than life beautiful things when they aren't. The only time you ever play ugly male protags is if you make them yourself or you're a villain, monster, or dubious butthole.
There's a very obvious double standard going on with male protags remaining idealized while the female ones are being given the plain jane realism treatment.
Why are we playing a criminal?
Because not having a black mc in the year of lord 2022+1 would be racist
she kinda cute
looks like a stupid ape high on weed
have a nice day
b-but I said KINDA!
she does look like she's on drugs tho lmao
SHEEEEIT THAT PURPLE DRANK HIT
why is that magic skedaddle on her clothes? looks like its supposed to be on her skin?
Whats up with empowered females and the semen filled glowy veins like the re8 dlc?
BARRYYYYYYYY COME HEEEEEREEEE
Everyone focusing on the dogshit marvel quips, the terrible final boss and the face scan atrocities when all I can think of is that one dev being coming up with a fish eye angle for the menu and being so proud of it that he proclaimed it as it was a huge accomplishment in an interview
That really should tell you everything you need to know about the Luminous team
this is so fricking bad. They are charging 80€ for this trash.
>Most recent generic ass open world rpg piece of shit.
All yours!
>that voice acting
>those animations
>that sound
>those cutscenes
Okay, I've seen enough : nothing blends correctly. They needed at least 1 more year of work to make this relevant.
They need to get fired and the engine throw to a junkjard or burned in a "store accident"
>1 more year of work
It's not about production time, but creativity and soul, which these woketards ameritards don't have
more time wouldnt fix this game unless they fired everyone working on it and made it from scratch
How long until mods allow me to play as a white man in armor?
Noctis when?
do you think the average black man is going to bother playing this shit?
lol
they're probably less likely to want to play a black female MC than whites are
The average black man doesn't even have a PS5
yeah they do. they buy it to play NBA 2K23 and Madden 23. Also CoD.
Black people may not have a proper place to live, or a job, or even proper food. But they'll always have the latest console and an iPhone. They might not even have a fricking TV and they will still have a PS5.
So you're telling me this is the power of the ps5? The frick its on the same level as the last pokemon wtf
%E9%9B%BB%E6%93%8A%E5%B1%8BTaiwanGameShow
Someone please tell me there's more to it. This can't be the whole ending, right ?
>less than a minute long
>where do we go now
that ending is literally like the entire game just didn't happen
nothing changes
>ending lasts for exactly 15 seconds
>not a shred of character dev
I reflect more on the shit I drop in the morning
Maybe going back to your world is the bad ending for some fricking reason?
holy christ that has to be the worst ending I've ever seen
what a piece of shit
What more do you morons want?
The entire game she's trying to get back home.
She loses her powers and gets back home at the end.
>She loses her powers and gets back home at the end.
Yeah, and she goes to being homeless. What a good ending.
They give her the choice. Be a queen in this weird ass magic land, or go back to her normal life. She chooses to go back to her normal life. Nothing wrong with that, it's similar to the ending of FFTA where Marche decides to go back to his normal life instead of living in fairy tale land.
Yes moron, she's back home as in back on her normal world instead of a world with magic and all kinds of rampaging beasts.
>They give her the choice. Be a queen in this weird ass magic land, or go back to her normal life. She chooses to go back to her normal life. Nothing wrong with that
Not everyone wants to escape the realities of life and live in a fairy tale.
If you actually believe anyone would choose going back to this modern urbanist nightmare dystopia instead of living in a cool fantasy world where you're a hero, you're actually fricking braindead
And again, don't forget that she's fricking homeless in the "real" world.
I'm pretty sure the game starts with her being in prison or something
Isekais were like that before but now lofe is so shit unironically ALL isekais accept death and second life is better
Wait wasnt that nigress from that land with that lone babe in a random new york tunnel as character past life background?
you honestly sound like a huge homosexual
>be a queen of a weird magical world where I can actually be free, be a hero to the people and have adventures? And most importantly - do magic?
>naaaaaw... lemme go back to this urban dystopia we live in where I can be a homeless hood rat living a life of crime and go to jail. That's where I really belong!
Japan... I kneel...
lol, choosing prison or this modern dank world over being hailed as hero in magic society where you fricked up some kind of god deity and get real queen benefits or something akin is better?
lol, maybe even lmao.
>She's back home in a prison where she belong
I kneel anon, you're right I wouldn't have it any other way
>get back home
>opening of the game wants her to skip town and start over
There's a true ending which the devs clearly want you to get. What's the point of having a choice if they don't put effort into the alternate choice?
True ending seems to reward abandoning your old world because you are "such a big deal there" and you'll go back to your old world later when you are done having your fun. Is the message that you'll find your destiny and purpose if you trust in isekai magic?
>Special thanks
>Black Girl Gamers
...
Black girls won't be playing this lmao they're busy playing phone games like most women
This
Black women would also hate the main character design because black women actually LOVE make up and colourful clothes
Frey was pretty much designed by a jealous white woman
this can't be real
It's in the video, check it out.
Only they could've written such a fricking shit character.
Girl Gamers
Isn't this a batshit insane Game Journo Website? Why is it in the credits?
Because it's a batshit insane game
There ain't no fricking way. Even DX:HR's "push the buttons" ending was less is less insulting
>was less is less
sorry my brain stopped working
>About 15 seconds for the ending
Square had to know this was a flop. Fricking KH3 DLC got more time dedicated for it's endings
My theory is that it was designed to be the game that the Japs could point to and say "see? This diversity shit doesn't sell. We put a nig lead in the game, and it sold like shit. Now frick off California."
>Spcial Thanks to Corpo 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
>Special Thanks Black Girl Gamers
LMAOOOOOOOO
WHAT
WHY ARE YOU THANKING THEM FOR
They're being thanked for doing what they actually do instead of playing video games. Which is speak positively about the 'thing' that's kissing their ass to their masters and handlers so they will write glowing reviews.
Looks fricking awful. Also that dialogue lmao. She really spouts damn nignog liners through the entire game huh. It's too much for the writers of this abomination to deliver proper character development.
these SJWs always "accidentally" create the ugliest black people with most stereotypical personality huh?
Where are the cool homies like Barret? Sazh?
>talks more than fricking Aloy
I hate voice-acting now.
>snoys cant wait to play this and try on their nails and bracelets
Lmao gays
>sack of shit
DmC levels are back in the game
It worries me that this is a second game in quick succession after GOW Rangarok that will get you to press it's dedicated "please shut the frick up" button
>This is something straight up from a Hollywood movie. It's smart to use this.
This was made in Japan wasn't it? what's their excuse? Like fricking hell it's bad.
the lead writer is an american game journalist
Japan is just a puppet state, dancing to the tune of the United States. They're already woke and shit.
Anyone who says this looks bad is a gaslighting piece of shit.
Weak bait son
calm down barry you should be used to losing by now
Back to REEEera fricko
Watch him getting ban for saying he didn't liked TLoU2
>human beings make this stuff
Well everyone, I guess we can't shit on any game anymore until AI generated games are a thing. You know, there's humans making these.
so this is just a third person shooter, basically?
japanese nu-asscreed "action" game
I'm trying to picture a person that's like the character of this game trying to play this game
I don't know it's kinda clownfrickery
>Turret minigame for the final boss
This is the power of the Luminous Engine...
HECKIN DRAGONS?!!!!?!?!?!?!?
Remember when Square’s attempts at western developed games gave us all time classics like Secret of Evermore and Parasite Eve?
reminder that the deus ex HR devs pitched a not-star-ocean FF15 and were shut down well before versus was canned and turned into 15
my god what absolute dogshit voice acting. jesus christ
Send me some clips to make Webms from. I wanna make Barry sperg out
>copying a FFXV cutscene
lazy hacks, then again these are the same hacks who copied a Sonic 2006 scene
What’s the time stamp for the gaslighting line?
>game overdoes shiny particles
>final boss is the king of shiny particles
Literal definition of jingling car keys in front of a baby
What was this game that was just an overload of particle effects, bright lights and shiny stuff? Godfall?
This shit looks so boring :/
But it has SPARKLIES don't you love the sparklies?! And the MC and her talking cuff are totally "chaotic", "iconic" and "unhinged" (if I see typical white woman youtube edits of the quips with titles like this I'm killing myself) so why aren't you having fun?!
I liked the FFXV ending
bought the game btw
can't wait to play it on tueday 🙂
more like FORFLOPPEN
>bought the game btw
>can't wait to play it on tueday 🙂
Did they seriously make the black female protagonist homeless?
How she started
>Repeat felon, involved in gang activity, lives in a crappy apartment, only cares about sneakers, about to ditch her community service to skip town
How she ended up
>Homeless bum
SE unintentionally made the character regress into an even worse stereotype.
Barry jumped ship to other threads
barry isn't posting.
He's unironically avoiding spoilers. the same thing happened with XV.
so we'll be free from him til he's caught up? phew
>secret final boss
God i wish that would make the game interesting
sonyers just need love