FRESH TODD KINO IS UP

FRESH TODD KINO IS UP

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does he not age?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he's 70, anon.
      He's just dying his hair.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this, hes like Ron Howard before he went fully bald. My condolences is spraytan and hair dye fool you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, I saw the image and was just about to post "Why has he aged 20 years in like 5"
      Dude looks ancient

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks old as fuck, but with dyed hair, pathetic honestly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He definitely gets botox injections. His forehead is un-naturally smooth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low test.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're blind? He ages way worse than Sakurai despite the fact that they are both 53.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sakurai looks older than my mom and she's 60

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        asian don't raisin
        white turn blight

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >asian dont raisin
          just wait until he hits menopause

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They raisin, they just have it hit all at once.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like an old man, are his teeth even real?
      Sorry Todd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's living in the special edition of his 40s.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Much like the games he releases he is 30 years behind.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having a full head if hair does wonder for a old man

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Starfield on there? I thought he retired before it released. NO way did he allow a buggy shit game to come out under his watch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Todd actually wanted to release it a year earlier, but Microsoft demanded they do some bug-testing first

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want that fucked up build leaked for laughs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield is the dream game he wanted to make for decades and it shows, it does everything people would have wanted in a space game 30 years ago.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didnt know people wanted a space game in which they couldn't do proper space exploration

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Starfield is part of Todd Era Bethesda just like TES VI will be. You'll develop the intellect to appreciate Starfield when you're older.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another Todd posting thread??

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Todd kinda deserve a beat for making the worse post apocaliptic robots in fallout 4 after starting in terminator

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing he could say about Fallout 76 is that people were people wanted them to fix the game.
    Then his usual spin talk kicked in.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AZKABAN!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oblivion VR remake , when?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oblivion remake when?
      unironically in 2024/25

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never trust this man ever again. Fuck you Todd.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >250 people worked on starfield

    damn that's a small team compared to most AAA games.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That 250 working on it (as in still making updates, patches, presumed DLC, etc). They aren't going to be done with Starfield for 5 years.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you just fucking buy it Ganker?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's going to sell starfield 30 more times anyway
      then people can wait for more mods and get the game when it's a lot better
      then todd will release updates that break the mods and people will punch their monitors
      this is the way it always was and always will be

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thans for reminding me why i currently hate skyrim besides anniversary edition fishing final quest doing necromancy of that big crab bossfight cutted in bethesda game jam at 2012

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Todd is the last hope of the West.
    I hope he comes back after this Starfield fiasco.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He never left.

      ?t=87

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy another copy of Skyrim already you fucking plebs, i..... i mean Todd demands it!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I think Fallout 4 is a huge success

    Do you agree Ganker?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope he sold me out in that gen for hype but if they do fallout 5 i wont even buy for a dollar or pirate

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bethesda is so fucking irrelevant now lol.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      j-just wait until elder scrolls vi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Elder cap 6? i pass didnt played the before 5 games that my dad had like skirrim like he said FR

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't the modders (they do it for free) get off their ass and start putting in work on Starfield? It's starting to slip and there's a good chance it won't even be GOTY this year. Don't let Todd's legacy circle the drain, modders

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mod tools aren't available. Bethesda made one 0 a 1 and now they are taking months to find it so they can start making this dogshit game only human shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wasnt the issues making that chopped varuun content dlc?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once I got my hands on a good hardware, I'll work on that.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Todd. I have no money, but I will take out a small loan to buy my 3rd copy Of Starfield Premium Edition and my 17th copy of Skyrim.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Premium Edition
      >not Constellation Edition
      >ONLY 17 copies of Skyrim
      I'm gonna need what you owe me. Now.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes Todd. I'm going to default again and I'm going to need to go to court, but I will buy 3 copies of Starfield: Constellation Edition, a 3rd copy of Starfield: Premium Edition, and 20 copies of Skyrim.

        It's all I can do. I'm sorry.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're welcome.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim put him on the map as a legendary gamer hero among the likes of Sakurai

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >career

    wew

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What breeds such casual yet unyielding, irresistible avarice and charisma while standing a mere 3ft 7 inches?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Napoleonic syndrome

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Passion for vidya games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Todd's only passions are money and mediocrity.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Starfield already break his video game career?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      commercially it was a huge success
      critically it was mixed with people complaining about certain aspects of the game
      on Ganker every game is a massive flop

      In other words, he's fine.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like listening to devs from the 90s talk about games back then. Stuff seemed way more interesting back then.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield is his best game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Skyrim is but that's only because of mods.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oblivion is one of the best games ever made. Its right up there with stuff like Ocarina of Time and Resident Evil 4.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like it a lot, but nah. It's a good game, but not a GOAT. I'd give it a 7/10.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn he looks like shit. What happened?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a method actor and is currently knees deep (about 17 inches) in training for his upcoming performance in the remake of David Lynch's Elephant Man.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    most underrated game company around today

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You'll miss me when I'm gone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, yes I will.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Describes Starfield with loop

    that's how you know it's shit, if your gameplay can be described by a fucking zoomer with loop it means it's shit and repetitive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When he said game loop, I think he meant the while() loop that contains all the code of the game. Seems like this game had a lot of new tech going on in the background.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOWARD 2028! A MOUNTAIN WE ALL CAN CLIMB!

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros why is life giving Todd so much stress?

    Fucking Microsoft. There will be consquences for this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's having to hold his nose shut ever since Microsoft moved in their teams

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, Todd doesn't seem like an especially progressive person, not to say that he isn't, but that he doesn't seem to care so much. Why is Starfield so ESG?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You reckon Microsoft would be that heavy handed with the themes of Bethesda's games? Seems like an odd thing to be heavy handed on, of all things.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the overhead of corporate executives telling you what to do to maximize profit, but it's not just Bethesda, it's fucking Microsoft, a corporate behemoth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably just the writers they hired. American university trained writers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because in this day and age, progressivism is king. Believe it or not, nobody actually cares at all, it's just done to avoid public backlash from the loud minority. I mean look at how they reacted to Hogwarts Legacy that came out earlier this year, people were getting harassed and death threats from them over playing that game. You're safe behind an anonymous image board, the devs aren't, and none of them wants to fucking deal with and be stressed out by this shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Todd doesn't seem like an especially progressive person

      Well he made Redguard back in the '90s and you could see that as a progressive move.

      On the other hand, Todd gave the go-ahead to whoever wrote that Tenpenny Tower quest in Fallout 3, the one where the moral of the story is AROUND GHOULS, DON'T BE FOOLS.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Killing the ghouls at any point ends with negative karma and 3 Cunt naggering at you for the rest of the game which is the main issue and makes the devs out like they intended for the ghouls killing everyone to be a "good" or atleast neutral thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the older Elder Scrolls, Redguards had a penalty to Intelligence.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you played the game? it just feels like something written in the early 2000s in terms of politics. Unless of course you believe that black people existing is an ESG plot then carry on.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aboriginals = blapipo
        Looks like chud needs to go back to the reeducation camps!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, the sole practicing israelite was pretty blatantly progressive-y and ESG-y.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Todd literally created one good game.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When you press the button and the baby says "Dada". It's actually my son I recorded on his first birthday so it's a very special game for me.
    Now I get why he's so keen on family stuff in fallout.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is honestly insane how every dev takes longer to release a shittier game nowadays.
    >Oblivion most ambitious project, 4 years is seen as a super long time to dev
    >one of the best selling games on 360
    >Fallout 3 comes out 2 years later, another bestseller
    >Skyrim comes out just 3 years after that
    All good, great turn arounds, janky but kino games
    >Then Fallout 4 takes 4 years and is somehow worse than 3/NV
    >Fallout 76 is literally fallout 4 but as a shitty GaaS online game, takes 3 years to do so
    >Effectively an 8 year gap between Fallout 4 and Starfield for a good looking but overall mediore shit game
    >Next elder scrolls nowhere in sight
    What even causes this shit? Just brain drain? Not to even mention they had 50 people on oblivion and 60-70 on fallout 3. Compared to the literal hundreds on starfield not including Ranjesh and the outsourcing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      used to be, game companies were 80% programmers. Even the artists and writers knew at least a bit about it. Now the companies are 80% managers, HR, marketers, etc. The guys actually making the games are a minority

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I dont understand. How can Todd sit there with a straight face and explain how his team of 30-50 people was able to make morrowing and oblivion which were revolutionary and then try to cope with a team of 500? Does he not at any point have an enlightenment and realise something is seriously fucking wrong?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >morrowing
          Why is this such a common typo? Half the time I try to type morrowind, I do that too, and I see other people do it all the time. I don't understand why this happens.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Phone posting.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              but I make that typo on keyboards

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of phone keyboards have autocorrect on by default and most people choose not to turn it off or download other keyboards.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely this, even Todd said he was also programming when he first joined too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a game with a small budget gets successful, they increase the budget for the next game, that game is a success too and budget gets increased again. then the budget is in the millions so they start to take less risks and be more safe then they just repeat till they're left with a pile of homogenized garbage

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This reminds me of Fortnite and it making absurd amounts of money every year that they then throw away at Epic GS and other shit EPIC projects

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It is honestly insane how every dev takes longer to release a shittier game nowadays.
      We're in the crash. Instead of nobody buying video games because they're all shit, what's happening is that AAA went all in on graphics and newest tech and the manpower and expenses required to keep up have exceeded practical expectations. This can be stopped if a single AAA company had the balls to downsize and say "Fuck graphics, they're taking up too much dev time, we're downgrading to make more games".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I dont understand. How can Todd sit there with a straight face and explain how his team of 30-50 people was able to make morrowing and oblivion which were revolutionary and then try to cope with a team of 500? Does he not at any point have an enlightenment and realise something is seriously fucking wrong?

      >Not to even mention they had 50 people on oblivion and 60-70 on fallout 3. Compared to the literal hundreds on starfield not including Ranjesh and the outsourcing
      Adding more people doesn't make things go faster. Businesses will never learn this

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how every Elder Scrolls after Daggerfall had less and less RPG mechanics, the games became more and more Casual, fuck Todd.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't bring myself to hate him

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad that his dream game sucked

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he has developed a burning hatred for Microsoft because of this.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully Punished Todd channels that hatred into a good game

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood the appeal of space sim games. If you're going to do the space thing you should go with a wacky adventure angle like Hitchhiker's Guide or Futurama. Actual space is boring. Real planets are boring. They are big and empty and nothing interesting happens there. It's a shit premise that only appeals to the types of nerds that were in the chess team.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a wacky adventure angle like Hitchhiker's Guide or Futurama

      The was The Outer Worlds. It was boring.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas, how bad do things look for Elder Scrolls 6 and Fallout 5

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elder Scrolls 6 will come out in 7 years and somehow be even less polished than Skyrim with none of the soul

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty fucking grim. You're either going to have a lame, tongue-in-cheek adventure through Hammerfell with a bunch of NPCs who don't take themselves seriously, or they're going to leverage Starfield's procgen tech to make a modern Daggerfall.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have faith in Todd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a good fallout game, but after 4 and 76 i have given up on bethesda. The show looks corny too.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want him to make Morrowind 2 man

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fallout 3 was bethesda's best game. I'm not even shitposting

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a way to tell how many copies Starfield has sold?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Unless they tell you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't count the number of copies sold anymore, it's on how many players now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably difficult to say, since it was on Gamepass from day 1

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >As of June 2023, Skyrim has sold over 60 million copies across virtually every gaming platform, excluding mobile, since its release.
    HOLY SHIT!

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy listening to Todd speak

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last EP season 1

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