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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow you neglected the only good one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >literally quick-time events
      That's a yikes from me dawg

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care it's the only one apeshit enough to be fun and playing both sides of the law in the same story was interesting as hell.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder Ellen page is IMMORTALISED at her peak in the shower scene. David cage is beyond based.
      The story and sequences aside from the flashback at the army base and that terrible bit where you have dodge giant bugs at your tech job was highly based. Too bad the controls where awful. Gave up on Detroit because too many pozzed characters. Never played Heavy Rain is it good.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David Cage games are very entertaining. Maybe not in the way he intends but the ultimate goal of any game is to entertain and David Cage succeeds.

    ... except Beyond Two Souls. That was shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy Rain was almost good. The major plot holes ruined it sadly. Which is a shame because the plot holes could have easily been fixed with some slight story revisions.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy Rain was interesting but I had zero interest in checking out the other two

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Detroit is the best interactive drama (or whatever you would call it).

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    agree except beyond

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Detroit a lot, there were many instances of kino. North and Kara were both hot. One complaint I have is that it's hard to believe that Todd, who looks everyone's stereotypical idea of a sex offender, would own two female droids and never do anything dirty with them.

    I haven't played it again to test the game's reactivity and branching paths, but I expect it would disappoint me on that front.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy Rain is a complete mess but still manages to be a funny game.
    Beyond Two Souls is fricking boring.
    Detroit is alright. Would be better if it was less preachy.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WELCOME IN OMIKRON.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I like movie games.

    You are everything wrong with the PlayStation brand that isn't already Jim Ryan.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will they remaster all three for the PS5?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omikron is raw ass.
    The first third of Indigo Prophecy is great, the second third is ass and the last third is offensively bad.
    The majority of Heavy Rain is great, but anything involving Madison is dreadful.
    Beyond: Two Souls is absolutely fricking horrid from start to finish.
    Detroit is great whenever you're playing as Connor.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are fine, I really liked the detective guys in detroit but the revolutionary made me fall asleep + the runaway droids twist was moronic

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dead naming
    how come they haven't sent the UN to replace all old game and movie media and packaging with Elliot's true name?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought beyond was alright for what it was. I played through it twice, once by myself, again after I got married with my wife where I controlled aiden. It was pretty fun when you get to goof off and mess with the other player (like when you have the option to trash the apartment as aiden, was based)

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omikron blew my mind as a child. Never played his other games

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    David Cage is a God among men. He has incredibly strong artistic direction and imaginative concept ideas even if his writing always feels rushed as frick and contrived. Everything can be forgiven because he has the most supreme taste in cute and sexo short hair women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      Cage definitely have certain taste and its based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in cute and sexo short hair women
      Being gay is somehow less gay than liking that kind of females.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1,5 bait. At least (You) tried anon. Women with short hair are sexy as hell and a true miracle of the universe

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, absolutely nobody on Earth likes Beyond Two Souls.
    It's arguably the worst "game" ever made.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're either a brain dead snoy or just have bad taste in gaymes.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These are interactive movies, not a games.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed Heavy Rain, but I haven't played It In years.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heavy rain for his dead kids fetish
    >beyond two souls for his nude ellen page fetish
    >detroit become human for his android sexbot fetish
    he cant keep getting away with it.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SEAN!!!! SEAN!!!!

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