fricking impossible

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I failed at the very last obstacle but I tell people I beat it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I tell people I beat elden ring even though I downloaded an easy mod and then gave up an hour because it was gay.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You own elden ring?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't get past the bucket. Then I got stuck in orange hell and got mad that I couldn't get past an obstacle that I had beaten before.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It insists upon itself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan of the in-game commentary, Peter?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Winning move is not to play. Pure essence of the phrase "get over it."

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game is almost as impossible as zombie panic source

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not mentioning that the game known as zombie panic source is available for free on steam
      Zombiepanicbro... you're losing your edge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad someone else noticed this guy, I typed zombie panic source in the archive once and damn

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    braindead streamers beat this, what's your excuse?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I managed to beat the game like 20 times trying to get the gold cauldron but then got bored and moved on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun to do the game one more time after the first time because you can see how much you've improved as you effortlessly fly through the challenges you've mastered, but past that second time it feels really pointless, it's just a boring grind.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game has a bunch of quotes from dead people

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The reason this game is streamerbait is because it isn't fun, it's made to see people suffer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Precisely why *** ****** got Bennet Foddy on a stream and made him play Battletoads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*** ******
        Mao Zedong?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just take your time, once you learn every obstacle you can easily beat the game in under 20 minutes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright if it was too tough with you. Just get over it.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bros. m

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 8.9% beat the game
    >if you beat it once there's a 73% chance you'll stick around to beat it again
    >if you beat it twice there's a 38% chance you're going to beat it 48 more times
    Sounds like once you beat the game you start to enjoy and appreciate it more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By the second completion, you pretty much understand how to get past the obstacles, so it's not that difficult

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      with numbers that low a significant chunk of those numbers are from people who just used steam achievement manager to unlock all achievements and never beat it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does Steam not filter those out as outliers? I feel like they would be very easy to identify since they get every achievement at the same time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          steam doesn't do shit about SAM because it doesn't matter, you don't actually get anything for earning achievements

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Steam does a lot of shit that doesn't matter, doing what I said wouldn't be out of the ordinary.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolute kino

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't. It just needs you to find the surfaces where the friction grabs your hammer. The problem is some of the surfaces are nonsensically manipulated to be able to be climbed while those look just impossible to climb. The cliff in the middle of the game is a good example. And, the developer hasn't implemented manual save intentionally to make the players think the game is "difficult".
    It is actually just another streamer bait meme game, like QWOP.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Climbros? What did we think?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think about that one Scottish dude who played it

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here, let's switch the topic over to the superior rage game. have you finally beaten map 2, anon?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey ChatGPT make me a game like Getting Over it and put it on steam.
    ChatGPT: Sure, here you go

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the left hand right hand climbing mechanics that have been done to death.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Streamer slop.

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